Whoisrightanyway? - Jake Don't Like Vegans

Verse 1:
Jake's a simple man with simple needs,
He loves his bacon, loves his cheese,
He can't understand the vegan craze,
Tofu and sprouts, he says no way.
Pre-Chorus:
He says, "Why give up the juicy steak,
For a life of leaves and nuts to bake?"
Jake’s puzzled by the vegan lore,
He likes his food with a meaty core.
Chorus:
Jake don't like vegans, no, not a bit,
He can't stand the green and all that it fits,
Give him a burger, a side of fries,
He’ll take his food where the flavor lies.
Verse 2:
They say it's healthy, good for the Earth,
But Jake just laughs, for what it's worth,
He’s heard it all, the reasons why,
But he won’t budge, no vegan pie.
Pre-Chorus:
"Why trade a feast for a salad plate,
When life’s too short to contemplate?"
Jake’s content with his carnivore way,
He ain’t changing, come what may.
Chorus:
Jake don't like vegans, no, not a bit,
He can't stand the green and all that it fits,
Give him a burger, a side of fries,
He’ll take his food where the flavor lies.
Bridge:
He’s got no hate, just doesn’t see,
The joy in living veganly,
To each their own, that’s what he’ll say,
But Jake’s all in for the meaty way.
Chorus:
Jake don't like vegans, no, not a bit,
He can't stand the green and all that it fits,
Give him a burger, a side of fries,
He’ll take his food where the flavor lies.
Outro:
So here’s to Jake, with his hearty meals,
He lives his life, does what he feels,
Vegans or not, he’ll stay his course,
With a love for meat, without remorse.