"... Save your concerns for your research papers." ... "Well after this one I'll certainly have enough data for the next few decades, that's for sure!"
There was another HFY story about 6 legs "war beasts" dropped on Earth and who became loyal intelligent pets, I didn't kept the link but it was a great story also, full of 6 legs puppies at the end 😊
We need to do something about our own bears. Too many bear attacks. Yet some are friendly and don't attack. I think a program of selective breeding is needed. We could do it. !!!
We love friendly ❤️ neighbors who can accomplish an about face when needed. The War Beasts might not care to be the baddies. New Eden is about to teach a lesson. Never let your monsters know the truth. Oh well, much better them than us. Go humanity!
@@SilvaDreams Oh yeah, That wasn't lost on me. I have been checking all of these so I can put them on my "do not recommend channel list in YT. The only two scifi channels I go to regular are human made and credit the authors.
Other aliens: "War beasts! RUN!"
Human: "WHO'S A GOOD BOI!?"
Everyone struggles for snuggles
@@BLOODKINGbro very true
"... Save your concerns for your research papers." ... "Well after this one I'll certainly have enough data for the next few decades, that's for sure!"
Aliens: "And we have plenty more!"
Humans: "Excellent! They're delicious!"
They gave us New friends? 😂
Did it get the newspaper roll and treats treatment?
That’s nice of them, we do like to spoil our pets and what’s better than new pets to figure out how to spoil?
@@GaiasDotter I know right new pets to understand and spoil rotten
Sooo do they have babies😂 cuz I'd like 3
Yah new friends
BEFORE even watching this video, my thought was Humans "Awhh cute, I will name you Fluffy and give you pets treats and such... whos a good Boooi"
Half way thru I was like well eff it got that wrong no pets and treats was like 😶🌫, then yah pets and treats... whos a good Booi😊
Aliens: Drop gigantic killer beast.
Humans: I'm gonna pet you so hard!
Humans can pack bond with anything, even rocks.
I like that Boulder, that is a nice Boulder
We taught a rock to think and called it 'friend.'
My rock, rolls! 🤘🤘
Agent Stone perform "rockonasance"
We even pack bond with our own imagination!
_"I shall call him Pokey-Growly Snuggler Of Doom, and he shall be my bestest new fren"._
LOL indeed!
{in flanders voice} "aua , it's cute how he goes for the throat!"
@ D’OH
Actually good story as well as historically valid. I actually sat there and watched instead of playing a card game while listening.
Aliens: “send in our most potent predators”.
Humans: “… hold my beer…”
New Pets??
PUPPY!!!!!
Kitties!
if not friend, then why friend shaped
Royal road reader I see. :3
Dropping "beasts" onto humans. What could go wrong? Besides everything.
Let me pet the dawg.
Aliens pick fights with humans by throwing pods containing dangerous animals. Humans catch them all.
Aww... The Hexapods just needed some love and a pup cup. See? Even on the colony worlds, there aren't any bad Dog-equivalents, just bad owners.
And the Dominion gave humanity new space-dogs!
I miss the mammoths. 😔
Great story!
This is actually a real decent story to listen too.
Alien general: these are our greatest killing machines the war beasts.
Humans: but why is it friend shaped
"The concept of interspecies cooperation is so inspiring. Looking forward to more content like this!"
Some changing pictures would be nice))
There was another HFY story about 6 legs "war beasts" dropped on Earth and who became loyal intelligent pets, I didn't kept the link but it was a great story also, full of 6 legs puppies at the end 😊
Yoooo! New pets just dropped!
Not bad. Only a small loop back in the story. It sounds reasonably good. Thank you for proper editing. :)
I’m surprised there is no Chen or Rodrigues. 😊😂
this story is amazing! really high quality
Aliens: "Our beasts are invincible! They tear through steel!"
Humans: "Yeah, but can they take a shot in the head?"
[Laughing in 12 gauge]
That didn’t take long. Now everyone has one in their house 😄😄😄😄😄😄
Alien :*Drop alien beast to terrorize human*
Human:*Discovers that the beast is actually gentle giant* Ohh now you fucked up boi!!!😂😂
Great story and storyteling one big like from me and recomendations to my friend.
What would had really messed them up, if they had a great big barbecue, then wrote them a letter saying thanks for the meat😂😂😂😂
I enjoyed that story. One of the best I’ve listened to. Thanks
We need to do something about our own bears. Too many bear attacks. Yet some are friendly and don't attack. I think a program of selective breeding is needed. We could do it. !!!
Farmers are some of the strongest, toughest bastardos on Earth lol. I say this with respect
Okaaay, mountain lions hunt in packs on earth...riiight
We love friendly ❤️ neighbors who can accomplish an about face when needed. The War Beasts might not care to be the baddies. New Eden is about to teach a lesson. Never let your monsters know the truth. Oh well, much better them than us. Go humanity!
I shall name him Dino
The fun part is when they start selling hunting vacations to tourists.
The start of this is like every edf game ever made
Humans are why we can't have nice things!!
If not friend, why friend shaped?
I would have liked a short pause in narration between scene shifts. It was a bit jarring for me. Otherwise well done.👍
This one gets a A+
Doctor wells is right, in the first predator movie and prey Dutch and she who walks her own path defeated the hunters through intelligence and cunning
so... those are big doggos?
New pets maybe
I'm going to start calling meteors meatears also. I like that term much better.
The aliens forgot to use Xenomorphs.
Yeah !
Heck, we just need the right PPE to get close enough for scritches and they'll turn into big softies.
Who my huge death puppy
Now I am just picturing them introducing the War Beast to their german shepard/great dane and then the newly made Alien War Doggo.... its amusing...
Humans: I found food
I like.this story
Sure the harvest's lost, but they've got PLENTY of meat...
This story is actually extremely possible as humans have tamed everything on this planet so far. Why not add galactic war beast to our list
I would also like to have one.
Funny story
If not friend, then why friend shape?
Make sure that the words are pronounced properly.
After about the 4th mispronunciation of words by the AI generated voice it became irritating to listen to.
Or to befriend an animal
I swear to God if I hear the words adaptability or resilience...
A fun story, but. as always, AI voicing is far less good at telling the story than a human reading.
Right? Thanks for reminding me that I need to check back on lighthouse horror. That guy does some great story readings.
Sadly not even a good story. It's AI generated. Why do you think they never give any credits to the author.
@@SilvaDreams Oh yeah, That wasn't lost on me. I have been checking all of these so I can put them on my "do not recommend channel list in YT. The only two scifi channels I go to regular are human made and credit the authors.
@@dbuck5350can you tell me so I may also be informed?
AI Slop. Even repeats itself word for word at 13:30.
best one of this stories I've lisened to yet!
whoever wrote this is totally ignorant of animal behavior. Mountain lions are solo predators, and you dont shoot game where it breathes.
If not friend, why friend shaped?