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  • @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978
    @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978 27 днів тому +73

    Other aliens: "War beasts! RUN!"
    Human: "WHO'S A GOOD BOI!?"

  • @EnraEnerato
    @EnraEnerato 22 дні тому +42

    "... Save your concerns for your research papers." ... "Well after this one I'll certainly have enough data for the next few decades, that's for sure!"

  • @forteanmobius3272
    @forteanmobius3272 18 днів тому +23

    Aliens: "And we have plenty more!"
    Humans: "Excellent! They're delicious!"

  • @kamarreingram5045
    @kamarreingram5045 Місяць тому +138

    They gave us New friends? 😂

    • @aahzmandiaz2767
      @aahzmandiaz2767 Місяць тому +11

      Did it get the newspaper roll and treats treatment?

    • @GaiasDotter
      @GaiasDotter Місяць тому +15

      That’s nice of them, we do like to spoil our pets and what’s better than new pets to figure out how to spoil?

    • @kamarreingram5045
      @kamarreingram5045 Місяць тому +7

      @@GaiasDotter I know right new pets to understand and spoil rotten

    • @Johnnii_Fish
      @Johnnii_Fish 28 днів тому +3

      Sooo do they have babies😂 cuz I'd like 3

    • @Dragon66898
      @Dragon66898 27 днів тому +2

      Yah new friends

  • @nzbidzel
    @nzbidzel 20 днів тому +17

    BEFORE even watching this video, my thought was Humans "Awhh cute, I will name you Fluffy and give you pets treats and such... whos a good Boooi"

    • @nzbidzel
      @nzbidzel 20 днів тому +1

      Half way thru I was like well eff it got that wrong no pets and treats was like 😶‍🌫, then yah pets and treats... whos a good Booi😊

  • @gilmarsousa5943
    @gilmarsousa5943 23 дні тому +30

    Aliens: Drop gigantic killer beast.
    Humans: I'm gonna pet you so hard!

  • @seankane8628
    @seankane8628 Місяць тому +77

    Humans can pack bond with anything, even rocks.

    • @bryandaniel4852
      @bryandaniel4852 23 дні тому +7

      I like that Boulder, that is a nice Boulder

    • @SeaFireK
      @SeaFireK 22 дні тому +3

      We taught a rock to think and called it 'friend.'

    • @marcuschauvin7039
      @marcuschauvin7039 21 день тому +1

      My rock, rolls! 🤘🤘

    • @jonathonhughes1442
      @jonathonhughes1442 19 днів тому +1

      Agent Stone perform "rockonasance"

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 19 днів тому

      We even pack bond with our own imagination!

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 Місяць тому +82

    _"I shall call him Pokey-Growly Snuggler Of Doom, and he shall be my bestest new fren"._

    • @Javelin1x
      @Javelin1x 28 днів тому +3

      LOL indeed!

    • @zzav2345
      @zzav2345 27 днів тому +6

      {in flanders voice} "aua , it's cute how he goes for the throat!"

    • @Javelin1x
      @Javelin1x 25 днів тому +1

      @ D’OH

  • @normanddesmarais4375
    @normanddesmarais4375 Місяць тому +50

    Actually good story as well as historically valid. I actually sat there and watched instead of playing a card game while listening.

  • @K4rm4ness
    @K4rm4ness 27 днів тому +31

    Aliens: “send in our most potent predators”.
    Humans: “… hold my beer…”

  • @Mitda198
    @Mitda198 Місяць тому +49

    if not friend, then why friend shaped

  • @georgeblair3894
    @georgeblair3894 Місяць тому +37

    Dropping "beasts" onto humans. What could go wrong? Besides everything.

  • @bahane
    @bahane Місяць тому +26

    Let me pet the dawg.

  • @sagethrasher
    @sagethrasher 26 днів тому +14

    Aliens pick fights with humans by throwing pods containing dangerous animals. Humans catch them all.

  • @PenumbraMineMMWard
    @PenumbraMineMMWard 26 днів тому +19

    Aww... The Hexapods just needed some love and a pup cup. See? Even on the colony worlds, there aren't any bad Dog-equivalents, just bad owners.

    • @ilucasz
      @ilucasz 18 днів тому +1

      And the Dominion gave humanity new space-dogs!

  • @KerbyDaFrog
    @KerbyDaFrog 18 днів тому +4

    I miss the mammoths. 😔
    Great story!

  • @theyetti-4045
    @theyetti-4045 28 днів тому +15

    This is actually a real decent story to listen too.

  • @shadowhell8378
    @shadowhell8378 15 днів тому +4

    Alien general: these are our greatest killing machines the war beasts.
    Humans: but why is it friend shaped

  • @ASTROHFYchannel
    @ASTROHFYchannel 22 дні тому +4

    "The concept of interspecies cooperation is so inspiring. Looking forward to more content like this!"

  • @JITKanno0
    @JITKanno0 4 дні тому +1

    Some changing pictures would be nice))

  • @despaney
    @despaney 24 дні тому +7

    There was another HFY story about 6 legs "war beasts" dropped on Earth and who became loyal intelligent pets, I didn't kept the link but it was a great story also, full of 6 legs puppies at the end 😊

  • @KertaDrake
    @KertaDrake 19 днів тому +4

    Yoooo! New pets just dropped!

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 Місяць тому +14

    Not bad. Only a small loop back in the story. It sounds reasonably good. Thank you for proper editing. :)

  • @jazzk4072
    @jazzk4072 Місяць тому +19

    I’m surprised there is no Chen or Rodrigues. 😊😂

  • @nullyfae
    @nullyfae 10 днів тому +1

    this story is amazing! really high quality

  • @ilucasz
    @ilucasz 18 днів тому +3

    Aliens: "Our beasts are invincible! They tear through steel!"
    Humans: "Yeah, but can they take a shot in the head?"

  • @SSGJohn
    @SSGJohn Місяць тому +17

    That didn’t take long. Now everyone has one in their house 😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @acebuster4057
    @acebuster4057 20 днів тому +5

    Alien :*Drop alien beast to terrorize human*
    Human:*Discovers that the beast is actually gentle giant* Ohh now you fucked up boi!!!😂😂

  • @marekadolf5213
    @marekadolf5213 Місяць тому +10

    Great story and storyteling one big like from me and recomendations to my friend.

  • @chrisneal2109
    @chrisneal2109 26 днів тому +6

    What would had really messed them up, if they had a great big barbecue, then wrote them a letter saying thanks for the meat😂😂😂😂

  • @LC-lw4vy
    @LC-lw4vy 29 днів тому +5

    I enjoyed that story. One of the best I’ve listened to. Thanks

  • @johnharris7353
    @johnharris7353 20 днів тому +3

    We need to do something about our own bears. Too many bear attacks. Yet some are friendly and don't attack. I think a program of selective breeding is needed. We could do it. !!!

  • @zerospace101
    @zerospace101 23 дні тому +4

    Farmers are some of the strongest, toughest bastardos on Earth lol. I say this with respect

  • @evandawson4862
    @evandawson4862 28 днів тому +6

    Okaaay, mountain lions hunt in packs on earth...riiight

  • @Sattrax
    @Sattrax Місяць тому +16

    We love friendly ❤️ neighbors who can accomplish an about face when needed. The War Beasts might not care to be the baddies. New Eden is about to teach a lesson. Never let your monsters know the truth. Oh well, much better them than us. Go humanity!

  • @justinguy5014
    @justinguy5014 Місяць тому +16

    I shall name him Dino

  • @MrLlama999
    @MrLlama999 9 днів тому +1

    The fun part is when they start selling hunting vacations to tourists.

  • @Theboss12039
    @Theboss12039 Місяць тому +7

    The start of this is like every edf game ever made

  • @varashamus7633
    @varashamus7633 20 днів тому +2

    Humans are why we can't have nice things!!

  • @gsrjohn
    @gsrjohn 27 днів тому +5

    If not friend, why friend shaped?

  • @walterlyzohub8112
    @walterlyzohub8112 19 днів тому +2

    I would have liked a short pause in narration between scene shifts. It was a bit jarring for me. Otherwise well done.👍

  • @AliceI7764
    @AliceI7764 13 днів тому +1

    This one gets a A+

  • @dionjaywoollaston1349
    @dionjaywoollaston1349 14 днів тому +1

    Doctor wells is right, in the first predator movie and prey Dutch and she who walks her own path defeated the hunters through intelligence and cunning

  • @nullyfae
    @nullyfae 10 днів тому +1

    so... those are big doggos?

  • @marksisk4397
    @marksisk4397 Місяць тому +10

    New pets maybe

  • @No_Fuse8771
    @No_Fuse8771 Місяць тому +3

    I'm going to start calling meteors meatears also. I like that term much better.

  • @ivanchew725
    @ivanchew725 26 днів тому +3

    The aliens forgot to use Xenomorphs.

    • @Shademon
      @Shademon 23 дні тому

      Yeah !

    • @wrath53339
      @wrath53339 20 днів тому

      Heck, we just need the right PPE to get close enough for scritches and they'll turn into big softies.

  • @alexfrankenfield1529
    @alexfrankenfield1529 28 днів тому +6

    Who my huge death puppy

    • @jakeforgey5378
      @jakeforgey5378 10 днів тому

      Now I am just picturing them introducing the War Beast to their german shepard/great dane and then the newly made Alien War Doggo.... its amusing...

  • @Chaotic_Wendigo
    @Chaotic_Wendigo 25 днів тому +2

    Humans: I found food

  • @roserea3156
    @roserea3156 29 днів тому +2

    I like.this story

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon Місяць тому +4

    Sure the harvest's lost, but they've got PLENTY of meat...

  • @DragonRider-pj4qs
    @DragonRider-pj4qs 7 днів тому

    This story is actually extremely possible as humans have tamed everything on this planet so far. Why not add galactic war beast to our list

  • @longsword326
    @longsword326 23 дні тому +1

    I would also like to have one.

  • @jons387
    @jons387 6 днів тому

    Funny story

  • @stevieb2012
    @stevieb2012 2 дні тому

    If not friend, then why friend shape?

  • @ParishDeLong-jx8ph
    @ParishDeLong-jx8ph Місяць тому +1

    Make sure that the words are pronounced properly.

  • @shyphirenflowerchild4631
    @shyphirenflowerchild4631 5 днів тому

    After about the 4th mispronunciation of words by the AI generated voice it became irritating to listen to.

  • @DavidSmallwood-i4f
    @DavidSmallwood-i4f Місяць тому +5

    Or to befriend an animal

  • @andrewham1397
    @andrewham1397 Місяць тому +2

    I swear to God if I hear the words adaptability or resilience...

  • @dbuck5350
    @dbuck5350 29 днів тому +4

    A fun story, but. as always, AI voicing is far less good at telling the story than a human reading.

    • @nightgazer1330
      @nightgazer1330 28 днів тому

      Right? Thanks for reminding me that I need to check back on lighthouse horror. That guy does some great story readings.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 28 днів тому

      Sadly not even a good story. It's AI generated. Why do you think they never give any credits to the author.

    • @dbuck5350
      @dbuck5350 28 днів тому

      @@SilvaDreams Oh yeah, That wasn't lost on me. I have been checking all of these so I can put them on my "do not recommend channel list in YT. The only two scifi channels I go to regular are human made and credit the authors.

    • @azi2g
      @azi2g 19 днів тому

      ​@@dbuck5350can you tell me so I may also be informed?

  • @UnholyRave666
    @UnholyRave666 21 день тому

    AI Slop. Even repeats itself word for word at 13:30.

  • @locoprospector3575
    @locoprospector3575 26 днів тому +1

    best one of this stories I've lisened to yet!

  • @philmorrison9756
    @philmorrison9756 25 днів тому +4

    whoever wrote this is totally ignorant of animal behavior. Mountain lions are solo predators, and you dont shoot game where it breathes.

  • @FiadhFeyre
    @FiadhFeyre 21 день тому +6

    If not friend, why friend shaped?