+Haley Musselwhite True AF. Once I got drunk on FourLoko, wasnt so bad, the problem was that was a pool party, and I really needed to pee, after I finished I went back to the pool, I didint realized but the floor was full of water/beer and I feel on to my ass, this sweet girl came to help me to get up and told me "that was just a small price to pay when you have fun"
+Sponge Laura Betances It's always important as a girl to help other girls in distress. It's Girl Code. Unfortunately there are some who don't really care. It's always the ones you wouldn't expect who turn out to be the nicest.
I went to school with Jessi. Like seriously elementary to high school and all i can ever remember thinking is how much I wanted to be like Jessi and be "cool" and to hear her saying she wasn't cool is so interesting. You never really see yourself how others see you I guess.
It's crazy how well you draw a picture when you talk. At one moment I noticed that the whole time I was looking at you I was actually seeing what was happening in my head. Lol. Love your vids Jess.
You saved my sister. She said that she watched you and it was the reason she didn't harm herself like she used to, because you taught her that shit happens, and it's okay. Thank you. You are amazing.
I arrived early. I just want everyone to know. This is the biggest accomplishment of my life. I would like to thank my mom for birthing me and paying for my internet connection. I would also like to thank everyone in history for bringing the human race to this point, so I could accomplish this.
I'm so the girl on the couch. I'll literally just sit at a part and people watch and have the bitchiest unintentional pokerface but as soon as I see someone in trouble I'm like okay time to help a girl out lol.
+Blanca Arriaga so trueeeee i graduated high school last year and i never spent the night anywhere even til today i won't ask my mom cause i know it's gonna be no haha
Haha honestly me and my friends were hanging out one night and we were like "where do the cool kids hang out on a Friday?" Then said "nahh we don't want to be like them." 10 minutes later passed 30+ kids hanging out in a parking lot drinking yup..
I never understood peer pressure. I mean im not a weirdo, but i never felt the need to drink or go to parties or be cool, even though i know all of those things are fine to do if u want to.
Same, I don't understand the concept. You do it cause you wanna do it. It just takes someone offering it to you for you to realize how much you really wanna do it and so you do.
@ShortForAH03 it's not that they want to impress others but that they don't feel confident enough to say no, and they feel like they'll ruin the mood or look pathetic so they give in.
this story time sounds like an entire movie. what was the time span between it all? how did you explain to your father to pick you up after you said you were sleeping oveR? so mANY QUESTIONS
God dude you're so cool. I constantly come back to ur own storytimes because you are just soooo relatable and it's lovely watching the chaotic content knowing you're happily married settled down with children.
my best friend always took care of me when I was drunk. 😂😂 one time I woke up and she was giving me a bath and I was holding her leg. like omg thank you for loving my drunk ass enough to bathe me.
You always seemed so adventurous during your high school years. Meanwhile the biggest risk that I've taken while in my high school years is staying up late to watch Netflix marathons. 😁😂 Love you Jessi you are my favorite 😍❤️
At my after prom, I took like 5shot of Bacardi, an unknown amount of Ciroc mixed with another Brown liquor, a glass of Champagne and on top of that I smoked half a blunt. I woke up in morning at the hospital with my dad by my side mad as hell✌️😫worst night eveeeeeer cuz I dont remember nothing but my last shot😔
+JessiSmiles oh my god I always comment on videos but no one ever responds to me and I never thought I would be a lucky one to be answered. Your videos are so awesome! Ignore everyone that ever says anything bad to you!
+JessiSmiles omg I love u I really wish I could meet you in person, I feel like we would get along really well your like all my friends and we have the same sense of humor(I'm also extremely awkward as seen in this message)😂😂
As that person who has been that friend helping someone throw up I can tell you that the kindness shown is because you've been there before too many times so know what that person is going through
Lmao just started watching you and I'm bingeing on your vids right now. the amount of time you say in your story times "I'm just gonna drink until I like u" is soooo relatable 😂😍
dude your videos are like sooooo much funnier when im drunk. and like i don't mean that as a dig, but im sitting here like crying. omg. i love you you're great!
I have anxiety, im getting bullied since i was 10 im now 13 I dont know what to do Im always sad and have nobody anymore just a couple of friends but i dont see them that much And you make me very happy every time I want to say thank you For making people laugh and happy Lysm❤️
+Rami Ritar I know this is 11 months in the future but go to a local church talk to the youth pastor or pastor they will help you if you are not a Christian they don't care they just want to help people. I personally have like 2 friends but I never see them and one of them isn't a very good friend like when she is around her other friends she leaves me the other one is a sweetheart. I haven't been bullied so I don't know how that feels but my mom has for being a redhead and she got bullied like everyday.
Jessi is like a different kind a UA-cam. A good UA-camr. Some UA-cam over time bore me and I stop watching them but Jessica is so freaking hilarious I can't comprehend 😂😂
I have never laughed so hard at a video in my life, I'm not exaggerating. At the part when Jessi said is that all you got PUUSSSAY I couldn't control my bladder
One day they’ll tell you they knew lol my dad says he knew the one time he picked me up from my friends house drunk. I also threw up on all the towels on my bedroom floor that night and threw them away. My mom says she finally replaced all her towels hahah this was like 12 years ago.
This story is so great and I needed this. I got wasted at a high school football game the other night and was soooo embarrassed and had to go home and my mom somehow didn't notice I was drunk. Reminded me of your story and drinking like that really is so dumb. You're awesome though love your vids
I got buzzed on Brandy and Pepsi the day after Christmas last year and I mean, I had fun. I discovered that I'm loud, funny, and I love to sing at the top of my lungs when I drink. Honestly though, I kind've want to have that drunk experience before I get to College, so when I move out and shit, I won't be that dumbass alcohol virgin, you feel me?
Honestly, I don't think I've ever really watched any other UA-camr's content more than yours! You are so relate able it's crazy, I feel I have so many similar stories (like too much) - I'm glad I'm not the only one!
+Edyn Gal Hon, being vegan doesn't define a person. Yes, I've know how cruel the world is towards animals and have seen many, many documentaries that have made me cringe and sob. But don't say that. But if you want to watch a vegan UA-camr go to Connor Franta's channel.
+Rami Ritar that's actually a very ignorant comment and it shows that you're uninformed so i'll give you a little lesson: farmers feed their cows, chickens, pigs and every animal that you eat with grass and plants. therefore, when you eat an animal you're not only eating the animal you're eating everything that the animal ate. AKA sooooo much wasted plants. when you're not vegan you're contributing to the polotion of the planet, millions of people dying from hunger every year, and the killing of millions of innocent animals :(
That one girl was literally soo sweet.
+Haley Musselwhite Right!!! I hope she's rich with a beautiful husband right now.
+JessiSmiles Me too! The random girls who always come to the rescue are honestly the best.
+Haley Musselwhite True AF. Once I got drunk on FourLoko, wasnt so bad, the problem was that was a pool party, and I really needed to pee, after I finished I went back to the pool, I didint realized but the floor was full of water/beer and I feel on to my ass, this sweet girl came to help me to get up and told me "that was just a small price to pay when you have fun"
+Sponge Laura Betances It's always important as a girl to help other girls in distress. It's Girl Code. Unfortunately there are some who don't really care. It's always the ones you wouldn't expect who turn out to be the nicest.
Yes good people are always remembered ☺️
Anyone just ever think that if anyone else made these videos they would be boring but Jessie's personality just make these interesting
Yesss
Ikr
+Melanie Martini YOUR PROFIL PIC 😍 |-/
Ikr! Yea this is late 😂
Yeah I love Jessi she's awesome!! And Jessi*
I went to school with Jessi. Like seriously elementary to high school and all i can ever remember thinking is how much I wanted to be like Jessi and be "cool" and to hear her saying she wasn't cool is so interesting. You never really see yourself how others see you I guess.
Daniela G that's so awesome 😂 and agreed!
Crazy ..life is odd, isn't it
This is soooooo adorable
"Her moms Hispanic and we're in troubleeeeeee" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's crazy how well you draw a picture when you talk. At one moment I noticed that the whole time I was looking at you I was actually seeing what was happening in my head. Lol. Love your vids Jess.
You saved my sister. She said that she watched you and it was the reason she didn't harm herself like she used to, because you taught her that shit happens, and it's okay. Thank you. You are amazing.
I once took seven shots of Bacardi 151 in about a span of 15 minutes. Let's just say i'm pretty sure i inspired Drake to write 0 to 100.
The first time I got drunk, I drunk the whole bottle of Bacardi within roughly 2 hours. I didn't remember the rest of the night 😭
how the fuck are you alive..
+Emily Boggis-Teuber oh my god 😂 how are you still alive ? 🙈
bacardi 151 and everclear is 75% and you can actually light it on fire, i don't fuck w that shit
Ohh that drink is so dangerous. I used to drink that before, they banned it now.
The realest girl on UA-cam
I arrived early. I just want everyone to know. This is the biggest accomplishment of my life. I would like to thank my mom for birthing me and paying for my internet connection. I would also like to thank everyone in history for bringing the human race to this point, so I could accomplish this.
😂
😂😂😂
Finally. A truly original early comment.
what about your dad
+It's Wednesday IT IS WEDNESDAY
I'm so the girl on the couch. I'll literally just sit at a part and people watch and have the bitchiest unintentional pokerface but as soon as I see someone in trouble I'm like okay time to help a girl out lol.
Same!!!! I think we get misunderstood so much!
I partied once
Okay I ate pizza with friends at home
Okay I ate pizza at home alone
I ate the whole thing
Lol me
So me
Me!!
I love you
honestly same
'low blood sugar" LMAO
+Yvanne S. lmfao I died
LMAO RIGHT
"Heyy guysssss". Fav part of the video.
Worst is "see you on Saturday"...
Yes!! Or "Hey what's up you guys, yes-" SHANE DAWSON
+Sarah Strobel YES
"And I was sitting in the back like: dr philllll" oml this part had me in tears
HAHHAAH your description of 151 is so fucking accurate!! Ugh it's the worst thing I've ever taste in my life 😫
yup
Is it worse than ever clear?
+Adriana Garza yes.
+Adriana Garza Lmao. Not at all.
L I t e r a l l y
"Oh, where did they go to eat?"
"Oh yeah, like, Roadhouse Grill."
"Oh yeah, like, Roadhouse Grill closed two years ago."
"Well shit."
Okay.......YOUR SHIRT IS AWESOME!!!
OMFG CHERRY I LOVE YOU YOU IRISH FUCK OMG
+HItomi “Hitomi is powerful” Can punch OMG right she's here every vid!!
+alana the lovely freak ALANA I FOUND YOU
+Alana May YAY!!!XD
+alana the lovely freak I have WENT TO THE END OF THE EARTH TO FIND YOU AND I DID AHHH please tell me you have twitter
"Incase you don’t know what Bacardi 151 is, its the stuff you put in your car to make it work." I AM FUCKING DYING, I feel you girl!!!!
some people call it blacking out... I call it teleporting. But I'm an optimist.
What is it with Cuban moms or like Spanish moms in general but they don't like you to sleep over at people's houses??
they're just so protective and they believe everyones a rapist 😂
Well my moms white and she was like that too. Bad.
+Blanca Arriaga so trueeeee i graduated high school last year and i never spent the night anywhere even til today i won't ask my mom cause i know it's gonna be no haha
The struggles we go through 😂
Asian moms too
Being a "cool" kid sounds like the worst time haha
+mememeome right I so agree
+mememeome so true lol
Haha honestly me and my friends were hanging out one night and we were like "where do the cool kids hang out on a Friday?" Then said "nahh we don't want to be like them." 10 minutes later passed 30+ kids hanging out in a parking lot drinking yup..
I never understood peer pressure. I mean im not a weirdo, but i never felt the need to drink or go to parties or be cool, even though i know all of those things are fine to do if u want to.
Same, I don't understand the concept. You do it cause you wanna do it. It just takes someone offering it to you for you to realize how much you really wanna do it and so you do.
Same. A lot of people in my class are like that.. They're just fucking clones of each other, So impressionable too. It's awful.
Yea i never understood peer pressure either. Like its your choice no one elses
Cutedogsaremyfave omg we are totally on the same page
@ShortForAH03 it's not that they want to impress others but that they don't feel confident enough to say no, and they feel like they'll ruin the mood or look pathetic so they give in.
As soon as you said 151, I was like "oooooh noooooo girl" 😂
Anyone rewatching Jessie's videos in 2021 to support her through the sh*t going on? Love you Jessie
this story time sounds like an entire movie. what was the time span between it all? how did you explain to your father to pick you up after you said you were sleeping oveR? so mANY QUESTIONS
"I gonna drink until i like you!" I'm laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!
"Forget the soup" that part killed me idk why
God dude you're so cool. I constantly come back to ur own storytimes because you are just soooo relatable and it's lovely watching the chaotic content knowing you're happily married settled down with children.
You are one of the most entertaining youtubers hahahahha
“I’m gonna drink until I like you”-same hahaha
jessi, i love getting drunk and watching your videos.
and for that i thank you, all mighty one.
and i am 22, for the record lol (not underage)
I’m drunk rn watching this and it’s making me feel better ab it
my best friend always took care of me when I was drunk. 😂😂 one time I woke up and she was giving me a bath and I was holding her leg. like omg thank you for loving my drunk ass enough to bathe me.
Fear of throwing up is literally the only reason I don't drink lmao. Thank you Jessi for this story lol
You always seemed so adventurous during your high school years. Meanwhile the biggest risk that I've taken while in my high school years is staying up late to watch Netflix marathons. 😁😂 Love you Jessi you are my favorite 😍❤️
I'm actually obsessed with you
At my after prom, I took like 5shot of Bacardi, an unknown amount of Ciroc mixed with another Brown liquor, a glass of Champagne and on top of that I smoked half a blunt. I woke up in morning at the hospital with my dad by my side mad as hell✌️😫worst night eveeeeeer cuz I dont remember nothing but my last shot😔
"Dr. Philllllll"
omg😂😂😂😂
You have the best storytimes 💖💖
+makeuploverxo I second this.
Jessi you are awesome and hilarious! I love you!
+Jordan Rivas Thank you so much! I love you, too!! :)
+JessiSmiles oh my god I always comment on videos but no one ever responds to me and I never thought I would be a lucky one to be answered. Your videos are so awesome! Ignore everyone that ever says anything bad to you!
+JessiSmiles omg I love u I really wish I could meet you in person, I feel like we would get along really well your like all my friends and we have the same sense of humor(I'm also extremely awkward as seen in this message)😂😂
Your story time videos give me a smile and i enjoy laughing with you .
*Me to me *" I'm gonna drink till I like you"
As that person who has been that friend helping someone throw up I can tell you that the kindness shown is because you've been there before too many times so know what that person is going through
I LOVE YOURE STORY TIMES!!!!!!
When I saw this video I got happy and thought "A storytime I haven't seen? What?" Then I realized it was new and got happier
So proud of you for wearing your glasses so you don't get a lazy eye 👏🏻
Lmao just started watching you and I'm bingeing on your vids right now. the amount of time you say in your story times "I'm just gonna drink until I like u" is soooo relatable 😂😍
I'm here so early, like wha?
Same
+Alex Faction I luh you papi
"High School was so wierd..." Truest statement ever.
Never mind if It's 1:58 am Jessi has storytime 🙌🏼👑💖 x
Lol where do You live ITS 7:18 pm in here
+Bugs Bunny it's 8:21
+Bugs Bunny i'm from Hungary, Europe ☺️
+Bugs Bunny its 5:59...
People have different time zones
Szia! olyan jó találkozni más magyarokal :D
dude your videos are like sooooo much funnier when im drunk. and like i don't mean that as a dig, but im sitting here like crying. omg. i love you you're great!
"Okay im gonna drink until i like you" is literally me when ever i go out to a gay bar alone hahahahah
God bless that girl. We need more people like that in this world.
I have anxiety, im getting bullied since i was 10 im now 13
I dont know what to do
Im always sad and have nobody anymore just a couple of friends but i dont see them that much
And you make me very happy every time
I want to say thank you
For making people laugh and happy
Lysm❤️
Don't worry it gets better 💙💙💙
+Rami Ritar I know this is 11 months in the future but go to a local church talk to the youth pastor or pastor they will help you if you are not a Christian they don't care they just want to help people. I personally have like 2 friends but I never see them and one of them isn't a very good friend like when she is around her other friends she leaves me the other one is a sweetheart. I haven't been bullied so I don't know how that feels but my mom has for being a redhead and she got bullied like everyday.
How’s life now?
New queen of storytime videos 🙌🏼👑
Did you ever find out what happened when you blacked out?
this story is so extremly sad but you tell it in such a funny way!
Wepa! Puerto Ricans represent! 🇵🇷 😂
Yess!! Ron cañaa 😂😂
+JemAngel327 she's saying that 'cause of the Puertorican rum.
I love the way she starts her video. "Hey guys..." Just the way she says it just describes her videos and us perfectly.
Bahahaha "dr phiiiiiiiil!"
DON'T STOP DOING STORYTIMES AND UA-cam VIDEOS YOU'RE BAE YOU'RE MY LIFE RN
#NoLazyEyeToday
havent even watched it yet but when jessi says that something is the craziest, you know it's gonna be good
i wish I could see your dads face when he watches this
I love Jessi and how real she is. Literally relate to her all the time.
Does Jessi reply to comments?
Sometime
+Yasmeena Sedhom :)
+JessiSmiles I LOVE YOU JESSI!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
+JessiSmiles I ♡ ur vids♥♥♡♥♥♥♡♥♥♥♥♥♡♡
+Yasmeena Sedhom she does
this is legit the funniest story you've told. I was laughing the whole time. thank you jessi for making my day better 😂
This was posted 5 seconds ago hello here I am ily💜💜💜💜💜💜 I live for the story times🙌🏼
HI JESSI I LOVE U
Drunken high school stories... The best and the worst 😂😭👏🏼 thank you for describing Bacardi 151 because that sounds like a death sentence!
"OOH SHIT her mum is hispanic!!" IM DEAD
Bless that sweet girl who helped you... like even though you didn't know her, that's a real one👑👏👏😥
This made me laugh so hard😂😂
Jessi is like a different kind a UA-cam. A good UA-camr. Some UA-cam over time bore me and I stop watching them but Jessica is so freaking hilarious I can't comprehend 😂😂
Yaas notification squad where you at bitches?!💕💕🎉🎉🙏🏽🙏🏽 Ly Jessie please reply to me😅☺️💕💋🙊
Here! 💕😂
Here ❤️❤️
I have never laughed so hard at a video in my life, I'm not exaggerating. At the part when Jessi said is that all you got PUUSSSAY I couldn't control my bladder
They stopped making Bacardi 151... :(
Legit could not stop laughing😂😂😂😂 shaking laughing woke my bf up laughing. The fact that you were left in the car just has me dying
My parents never know when i'm drunk lol
That's what you think 😂
+Lisette Cruz must be nice mine always knew lol
+Sharon Burton my mom literally tells me how fucked up i was the day after
Trust me, they know
One day they’ll tell you they knew lol my dad says he knew the one time he picked me up from my friends house drunk. I also threw up on all the towels on my bedroom floor that night and threw them away. My mom says she finally replaced all her towels hahah this was like 12 years ago.
This story is so great and I needed this. I got wasted at a high school football game the other night and was soooo embarrassed and had to go home and my mom somehow didn't notice I was drunk. Reminded me of your story and drinking like that really is so dumb. You're awesome though love your vids
Have you ever tried a drug harder than marijuana? If so, can you make a story time on it???
Oh my godddd. Just listening to this makes me never want to drink again 😂
haha, haha, haha "beer pressure" hahaha. ha
0:25 - 0:31
"Do you wanna get drunk?"
"Errm, I have a baby."
"Does your baby wanna get drunk?"
This makes me not wanna drink
Same lol
That " hey guys " in the beginning and I already know it's going to be a good one 😹😹🙌🏽
My #1 goal is for Jessi to reply😫
Same
+Poly Mireles HI I LOVE YOU
+JessiSmiles Omg love you
+JessiSmiles omg you replied😍😍😍
+Poly Mireles hope she does
Gosh i could listen to Jessi talking all day, like how does she do that?
I got buzzed on Brandy and Pepsi the day after Christmas last year and I mean, I had fun. I discovered that I'm loud, funny, and I love to sing at the top of my lungs when I drink. Honestly though, I kind've want to have that drunk experience before I get to College, so when I move out and shit, I won't be that dumbass alcohol virgin, you feel me?
Tatum Dean same
Okay but Jessi is literally one of THE BEST storytellers on youtube!!
wait is Jessi half Hispanic or something or she just knows Spanish
She's Cuban
+Phanic! At the Chemical romance ooo okay thanks
That girl is an actual angel!
Okay so i went on a Cruise for a week... and had no internet and came back... and this girl got like 200,000 more subscribers .... what the fuck lmao
literally me too
literally me too
I spent the entirety of this video chuckling because this was highschool in a nutshell for me😭😭😂😂
Empty chairs at empty table in the comments.
"Why do you need to speak to the parents mom?! What the fuck?!"
"What the fuck?! Get her parents right now" omfg this has me dying 😂😂
first
+Michael Spears You actually were! I'm second.
you are first
Honestly, I don't think I've ever really watched any other UA-camr's content more than yours! You are so relate able it's crazy, I feel I have so many similar stories (like too much) - I'm glad I'm not the only one!
If jessie was vegan she'd literally be the perfect youtuber
Just don't think about what she eats, it's not going to affect you anyways 😊
+Braelyn Christie actually eating non vegan affects me and every single person in this world because it destroys the planet so :(
+Edyn Gal well..you eat plants so you "vegans" ruin al the plants wich we need to live:)
So be quit bc everybody ruins the planet
+Edyn Gal Hon, being vegan doesn't define a person. Yes, I've know how cruel the world is towards animals and have seen many, many documentaries that have made me cringe and sob. But don't say that. But if you want to watch a vegan UA-camr go to Connor Franta's channel.
+Rami Ritar that's actually a very ignorant comment and it shows that you're uninformed so i'll give you a little lesson:
farmers feed their cows, chickens, pigs and every animal that you eat with grass and plants. therefore, when you eat an animal you're not only eating the animal you're eating everything that the animal ate. AKA sooooo much wasted plants.
when you're not vegan you're contributing to the polotion of the planet, millions of people dying from hunger every year, and the killing of millions of innocent animals :(
I seriously look up to you dude ❤ all you've been through and your still so strong 💪😍
i love how even though she doesn't have any music in the background but its still entertaining.
"Oh shit, her moms Hispanic we in trouble"
I laughed so hard lol!