I hit my party stage when I was 15 and it ended when I was 19. I'm 20, and I cannot tell you how many specific brands and flavors of alcohol I can never ever ever stomach again. Mainly because they taste and smell like the (many...) times I almost died. The reason my party phase ended is probably because I legitimately got alcohol poisoning from everclear Jell-O shots when I was 18, and had to go to the emergency room. Super cool. Don't remember a damn second of it but my mother sure as fuck does. 😂😂😂 Lost my phone, my wallet, my shoes (??????) and my left sock. The party was fuckin lit though, in all fairness.
I live vicariously through Jessi amd Tana's storytime videos because when I was in high school, my crazy nights were just me staying up til 4 am studying for AP exams😂
krustomer College freshman... Never been to a party. 😂 Last party I considered going to, there was a shooting! Not even kidding, SVSU on Sept. 11. Made me wanna never step foot at a party. Lol.
Bryan Maro thinks of "time I almost got shot. Time I got chased by an ice cream truck. The time I got followed. The first time I got high. The time I went on a roof of a tall ass building and started a fire" ... Report cards aren't much for me... Buuuut they still scare me
Im 17 in 5 months and finished high school months ago and I went to my first party with drugs and alcohol last weekend it was great but so much shit happened and I never want to drink or smoke weed ever again.
i could never get away with any of the shit u did 😂😂😂😂 theres always someone home and i dont like many people anyways AND i am not comfortable havin other ppl in my house (especially strangers) going in my fridge drinking my liqour stealing my fucking wallet 😂😂 and i just hate cleaning so i dont wanna clean up after other ppl 😂😂😂 jessi u r hilarious!
how to end a party fast (especially if it's a party mostly of teenagers) is to say. "THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE COPS! EVERYONE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT!"
I love when you tell these stories because I swear we were the same person in high school which probably has something to do with growing up in South FL lol I'm from Pembroke Pines 🤗 I had my wallet stolen at a party where I was trying to impress a guy (turns out he's the one who stole so it didn't work out for us either lol) and didn't realize it until the next day when a cop called me because he found my driver license next to a dumpster. When I checked my bank account those fools tried to spend $90 at McDonalds and I had the same reaction! How? Just how do you spend that kinda money at McDonalds 😂 the best part is my card was declined because I worked at wholefoods at the time and had less than $10 to my name. I often think about how embarrassing it must have been ordering the whole freaking menu at McDonalds and then having your card declined. Good times. Love you and your channel ❤❤❤
i'm watching this while i'm (procrastinating) getting ready to go out and i'm having a drink and i honestly felt like i was just chillin, havin a drink with jessi and talkin about drunk memories bahah
I live for videos like this. I never partied in high school, not once. Only went to birthday parties. It just wasn't my scene, I'm one of those recluses who loves to constantly stay home 😂 I love hearing stories like this!!!!
Granted this video was a hot minute ago but I did the same ish as a teen… in Walmart saying we needed a couple bucks for gas. It was indeed for a blunt. Ashamed now but then I was proud of my hustlin skills….
"More than likely you're hiding something from your parents" **currently breaking up weed nuggets alone in my room with my door locked to smoke later**
especially if someone left from the party drove drunk and killed someone.. The provider could be held accountable for the alcohol to underage kids.. Oh and manslaughter, so yeah.. Be safe kids
This so reminds me of a party I through in high school. I had my best friend throwing up in the toilet while other friends are feeding her pizza and she throws the pizza in the toilet and tries to flush it. Drinking in high school is not a great idea always.
I was a terrible teen-ager too... I feel so bad for all I put my parents through and wish I could take it back, but no can do! I have just apologized profusely and we've just all sort of "forgotten" about those years of mayhem, lol! Great storytime and I hope you have a wonderful and blessed day!☺✌🎅☃️🎄🎁❄️
I love watching your videos already (i'm subscribed to both channels!) but the past two days they have been a major help in my life. My mom went into the hospital on tuesday and it has been a rough few days and i don't expect much out of the next few more but your videos are whats kept me relaxed and giving me a smile when i really need it. I've had your storytime playlist on just a constant loop because those are my favorite lol. So i just wanted to thank you for being you and doing what you do :)
Meanwhile most of my high school memories consist of spending hours on homework and watching UA-cam videos
itsnikobro
same....and playing video games. yep, that's about it.
itsnikobro same
itsnikobro DUDE SAME. I went to one party and it was a cast party and every ones parents were there
Amen😂
"most likely ur hiding something from your parents"
thinks back to EVERY SINGLE THING you have ever done and SHIT
Brianna's Journey SAME
I have a confession.... mom.. dad... I stole the last... cookie... ;ccc I'M SO SORRI *cri*
Brianna's Journey I... yeah, I have a lot of bones in my closet.
this has turned into th e confession section of the comments hahaha
Brianna's Journey SAMEEEE
"WHO TOOK MY BOTTLE? who took it?... who took it?!" 😂😂
"This makes me never want to have children" *is pregnant 3 weeks later*
Daisy Gibson I love this omg 😂😂
"I don't know you, get the fuck out" THAT WOULD BE ME
I'm a parent. Can't watch this. Denial is necessary in parenthood.
Please tell me your baby is the one on your profile picture.
Loli best picture I've ever taken!
Iknouare ButwhatamI accountability is also necessary
Reality is necessary
A sense of humor is necessary.
I feel like you left out so much stuff because of your dad lol
Lmao I did
JessiSmiles respond to this
I knew it😂
Kaina Pichardo ikr
I hit my party stage when I was 15 and it ended when I was 19.
I'm 20, and I cannot tell you how many specific brands and flavors of alcohol I can never ever ever stomach again. Mainly because they taste and smell like the (many...) times I almost died.
The reason my party phase ended is probably because I legitimately got alcohol poisoning from everclear Jell-O shots when I was 18, and had to go to the emergency room. Super cool. Don't remember a damn second of it but my mother sure as fuck does. 😂😂😂
Lost my phone, my wallet, my shoes (??????) and my left sock.
The party was fuckin lit though, in all fairness.
I live vicariously through Jessi amd Tana's storytime videos because when I was in high school, my crazy nights were just me staying up til 4 am studying for AP exams😂
I was praying for the picture to pop up.
Mickey Kauffman sameeee😭
"This my house, I can be as bitchy as I want, bitch!" should be on a T-shirt lmao😂
tfw when you're boutta graduate but never been to a party
krustomer College freshman... Never been to a party. 😂 Last party I considered going to, there was a shooting! Not even kidding, SVSU on Sept. 11. Made me wanna never step foot at a party. Lol.
krustomer I always just threw my own parties since I was never invited to other people’s 🤷🏻♀️
She should do a "how I lost my virginity story" I can only imagine how that story goes lol!!
I don't know why I went through the comments expecting a comment from your father? 😂😂😂
Andrea Torres me too!!!!
Andrea Torres ME
I mean, I hide things from my parents, but those things are crippling mental illnesses as opposed to drinking lol.
I'm sorry that you have to hide it
eva tronina me too! I have no secrets just mental shit 😭
eva tronina same
eva tronina I hide my older bf from my mom
Some parents don't believe mental illnesses are real. So sad. Sorry you go through this.
How do you not have a million subs yet?!?
Alani Lagoa I know!!!!
ChatterBeauty ji
Alani Lagoa RIGHT?:(
Ikr!!!!'😭😭😭
Alani Lagoa she's legit so fucking perfect...
I think people are threatened by that...
lol when she was like "who took my bottle, who took it?" 😂😂😂
"Get the fuck out" is the new "But were you there though" lol
LOL "most likely you're hiding something from your parents"
*I SMOKE WEED LITERALLY EVERY MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL WHILE YOURE IN THE SHOWER HI MOM*
Brittany G. LMAOOOO IM CHOKING ON MY FRIED RICE
Brittany G. i spat out my tea
Brittany G. me too 🙃
HOLY FUCK 😂💀
you should make a music video singing "hit me with your best guac, why don't you hit me with your best guac"
JuliCarryon YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
"I don't encourage them I just acknowledge them" Lol
fuck, don't we all teens know the feeling of hiding shit from our parents.
Damn Miami don't PLAY! LOL!
how many times has ur dad seen your videos and then calls u ether upset or asked if that really happened?
" 14 to 19 those where my party years " I'm 14 and I'm sitting at home with 0 social life
"... more likely you're hiding something from your parents"
.
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Me: *Thinks of this semester's report card*
Bryan Maro thinks of "time I almost got shot. Time I got chased by an ice cream truck. The time I got followed. The first time I got high. The time I went on a roof of a tall ass building and started a fire" ... Report cards aren't much for me... Buuuut they still scare me
I LIVE THROUGH THESE STORYTIMES CAUSE I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THEM LOL.
Throwback to when jessi was subbed to me 😭😭😭
Gabella I'M STILL SUBBED TO U GIRL. FO-EVA 💛💛💛💛 lol
JessiSmiles I love you jessi 😘u make my bad days good 😘😍❤️
JessiSmiles please check Insta dm
Gabella She was!!!!!
Gabella
Im 17 in 5 months and finished high school months ago and I went to my first party with drugs and alcohol last weekend it was great but so much shit happened and I never want to drink or smoke weed ever again.
high school jessi is me tho 😂😂😂😂
yes 😂💪
Brianna's Journey I probably would've hated high school Jessi😂
I'm high when I watched this and it made me feel scared
Leah Good for you :)
Leah im high too in the process of rolling a blunt but I live alone ;p
then stop smoking weed youre a tweaker
😃that face you make when someone mentions Jacksonville. We have a horrible football team but we have great doctors and hospitals.
OMFG JESSI DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK IF WE WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL YOU?!
Girl it's Tuesday today haha but see you on SATURDAY!
i could never get away with any of the shit u did 😂😂😂😂 theres always someone home and i dont like many people anyways AND i am not comfortable havin other ppl in my house (especially strangers) going in my fridge drinking my liqour stealing my fucking wallet 😂😂 and i just hate cleaning so i dont wanna clean up after other ppl 😂😂😂 jessi u r hilarious!
I'm 20 and still hiding things from my parents lol
how to end a party fast (especially if it's a party mostly of teenagers) is to say. "THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE COPS! EVERYONE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT!"
I WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN DOING MY HOMEWORK WHY JESSI WHY
Andrea Valz I was about to Go to bed. I feel you 😂
Andrea Valz I'm supposed to be packing… I get yall😂
literally the content could be piss poor and i would still enjoy these. jessi has the perfect storytime voice lol
"someone had spent $300 on mcdonald's and checkers combined"
literally me
You told them you'd use the money for cheer 😂😂that's kinda genius
After watching your storytime vids I feel like I'm the most boring teen in the world wow
"It makes me never want to have children" that made my day lmao you PREGGERS my dude
now all I wanna see is your dad's reaction! who's with me?! 😂😂😂
Man I'd be living to watch he dad react to these videos lol.
"This is my house and I can be as bitcy as I want BITCH!" LMAO
You partied at 14? Oh my lol. I was still in my room acting like Hannah Montana and wishing I could date Nick Jonas at that age!
Jessi, please can you film a video with Kathleen soon! We miss her and her raccoon stories 😂💓
I love this woman. So damned funny. You're gestures really add to the story and reveal your fun personality. Thanks for the Smiles.
Yes! These story times remind me of my own drunk teenage days :)
i like that you dont have music playing behind cause i pay more attention to your story, I've been waiting all week for a storytime video❤️
I love when you tell these stories because I swear we were the same person in high school which probably has something to do with growing up in South FL lol I'm from Pembroke Pines 🤗 I had my wallet stolen at a party where I was trying to impress a guy (turns out he's the one who stole so it didn't work out for us either lol) and didn't realize it until the next day when a cop called me because he found my driver license next to a dumpster. When I checked my bank account those fools tried to spend $90 at McDonalds and I had the same reaction! How? Just how do you spend that kinda money at McDonalds 😂 the best part is my card was declined because I worked at wholefoods at the time and had less than $10 to my name. I often think about how embarrassing it must have been ordering the whole freaking menu at McDonalds and then having your card declined. Good times. Love you and your channel ❤❤❤
Your so amazing at singing your voice is so heavenly and so soft.
Love that you are posting more consistently I missed you sm!! I need your stories!!
I am literally drowning in homework but Jessi's story times are first priority
'Makes me want to never have children' a bit late for that Jess 😂😂
i'm watching this while i'm (procrastinating) getting ready to go out and i'm having a drink and i honestly felt like i was just chillin, havin a drink with jessi and talkin about drunk memories bahah
Anyone else just smile when Jessi uploads? OH CRAP I GET IT NOW, JESSISMILES, THE NAME MAKES SENSE! EUREKA
"If you shop there...please just don't." 😂
I'm 33 and I still haven't told my parents the things I did as a teenager, haha.
Please more drunk crazy Jessi moments!!
I would love to hear more high school Jessi stories they're me favourite
Forget 2 videos a week. We are not even getting 1. Get your shit together jessi. We love your videos. We want to see more of you
I live for videos like this. I never partied in high school, not once. Only went to birthday parties. It just wasn't my scene, I'm one of those recluses who loves to constantly stay home 😂 I love hearing stories like this!!!!
Yeah right jessi those are not your "craziest" party stories. Give us the real ones. 😂
yayyyy storytimes are literally my favorite thing in the whole world! ily jessi
Granted this video was a hot minute ago but I did the same ish as a teen… in Walmart saying we needed a couple bucks for gas. It was indeed for a blunt. Ashamed now but then I was proud of my hustlin skills….
More stories please!! Thanks for making me laugh every time you upload a video
The second one reminded me of when I threw my first party😂. Literally my whole street was full of cops
yass 14-20yr. I partied the most. especially 2012 when Project X came out, ENDLESS HOUSE PARTIES! I'm 21 now, and I just sit in the house on weekends.
"More than likely you're hiding something from your parents"
**currently breaking up weed nuggets alone in my room with my door locked to smoke later**
Girl... you know we love these storytimes!!!
YAAAAAAS I'm so happy it's a story time!! Anything and everything I'm down for! High school Jessi!!!!
I seriously need you to upload more videos caused I've already gone back and watched every video almost twice through now soooo yeah.
It's always interested me how the northern part of Florida (Jacksonville) is so much more "Southern" than the south part 😂
Dagger 323 Right!? #904problems
Dagger 323 omg so true ,im from jax😂
the only place u need to drive north to see the south
The mlre south you go you’ll find Hispanics (mostly Cubans) and old ppl
For real lol.
"I don't know you. Get the fuck out." I was literally laughing my ass off when you said that
The second story reminds me of the R Rated version of when Drake and Josh accidentally throw a party at their house and have to kick everyone out.
5:22 😂😂😂 I can just picture this lmaoooo “turn off the music!!!!” *flips hair* 👏 who 👏 took 👏my bottle!!!???? 😂😂😂😂😂
How much trouble can your parents get in?
Jade Ball they i'm get arrested and charged for serving alcohol to minors
Worst case scenario is jail time :(
*can
JessiSmiles omg for real?!
especially if someone left from the party drove drunk and killed someone.. The provider could be held accountable for the alcohol to underage kids.. Oh and manslaughter, so yeah.. Be safe kids
i love your high school stories they are my favorite videos of yours!!
I NEED MORE DRUNK HIGHSCHOOL JESS✋
YASSS I just had a terrible day at work and I needed a Jessi video
This so reminds me of a party I through in high school. I had my best friend throwing up in the toilet while other friends are feeding her pizza and she throws the pizza in the toilet and tries to flush it. Drinking in high school is not a great idea always.
I was a terrible teen-ager too... I feel so bad for all I put my parents through and wish I could take it back, but no can do! I have just apologized profusely and we've just all sort of "forgotten" about those years of mayhem, lol! Great storytime and I hope you have a wonderful and blessed day!☺✌🎅☃️🎄🎁❄️
High school Jessi sounds like a lot of fun😂😂 but your also still seem like such a cool person to hang out with! Love your videos so much❤️
Lmao I love how you tell stories about how you used to drink so much back in the day...while holding a drink in your hand 😂😂😂 I love you girl!
I had to pause this video, make hotwings, sat down, and reallyy really enjoying Jessi's videos. This woman is ahmazing!
I love watching your videos already (i'm subscribed to both channels!) but the past two days they have been a major help in my life. My mom went into the hospital on tuesday and it has been a rough few days and i don't expect much out of the next few more but your videos are whats kept me relaxed and giving me a smile when i really need it. I've had your storytime playlist on just a constant loop because those are my favorite lol. So i just wanted to thank you for being you and doing what you do :)
i miss you jessi, i hope ur having a good time and taking a small break to youself and focus on your life💗💗
Got so excited when I saw you upload😂😂😍
Damn Jessi.. This is both hilarious and a strangely useful lesson😂😂
Umm yeeaahh!!! I want more high school Jessi story times lmao they are funny!!
wow jessi you have 623.795 subs! I remember when you had 200k. I love you omg
I want more drunk Jessi moments! "Get the fuck out" should be like a merch shirt
New subscriber and I made my whole family watch and watched every single one of your videos in a week 😳😩🤔 your my spirit animal!!!!
Dude SAME my mom knows EVERYTHING and my dad knows NOTHING😂
Omg I live in Jacksonville ❤️ glad that our doctors and stuff could help your dad out
Had the worst day and see a video from you instantly made me smile!💋
You always make me smile jessi. Thank you so much, and keep doing what you're doing ❤️
You're my favorite storytime youtuber ❤️❤️
Okay but did you find out who stole the bottle
The thing I'm hiding from my parents is my smashed iPad😂😂
SabrinaIsADolphin oh shitt u better find ur way out gurl
+Amy C yeah I'm a bit screwed TBH
+Amber _Jade hopefully haha
SabrinaIsADolphin save like 2 bucks a day to get that shit fixed