im upset by the fact i never made that joke, i was already into Mulaney when i first played P5 and all of these jokes fit so well, im absolutely going to be making them during my current and like fourth or fifth playthrough of the game.
1. The game summed up: “now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that” 2. Morgana’s mouth syncing to “but probably not” made me laugh so hard my dad I thought I was choking
"He let us know who he was right away." and "So we all got up individually, and said 'Okay, let's go over there, and destroy the place'." are so damn accurate.
Maruki: Akechi-kun, if you stay with Joker and his friends, you can begin to atone for what you did Akechi: Two of them are orphans because of me, so that's not going to happen
Ren/Akira: I’m new in town, AND IT GETS WORSE! Morgana: pointing this out to [Ryuji] confuses and upsets him. Ryuji: I’m like the worlds lamest pirate! Ann: I am a proud Asian-American woman. AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT. I AM A TIGER MOM. Yusuke: WOAH, THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE! Akechi: He let us know who he was right from the start.
Maruki: "Don't throw your life away! You can atone!" Akechi/John Mulaney/every fanfic ever: "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff REAL quickly."
3:00 will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life. Every time I think there aren’t any more relevant John Mulaney lines, this video continues on and surprises me.
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS and i want to say. hey. thank you for making this. i think everyone should watch this. EVERYTHING was just so spot on?? sae's palace + interrogation room would have to be my personal favorite parts but EVERYTHING WAS GOLDEN LMAOO!! thank you for this lovely video 💕
I don't know how this ended up in my recommended but this is incredible. I think my neighbors heard me laugh incredibly loud at "the world's lamest pirates" oops
I can’t tell if this follows the rule of pi where within an infinite number a sequence of perfect John Mullaney quotes fit persona 5, or if John just had amazing psychic ability and the desire to make his career revolve around a jrpg plot.
I'm now playing Persona 5, finally, and every time I secure an infiltration route John Mulaney's voice plays in my head going "hey mister! I found your treasure" This is your fault
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"I'm new in town and it gets worse"
That is legit Joker's entire year summed up in one sentence
I think that's the summary of all the Persona protags. 😆
@@LassBisharp not boy with earring
@@MothThatLikesLamps Okay. All MODERN persona games.
"I couldn't care about politics, but then, last November, the weirdest thing happens" HOW AND WHY DOES THIS FIT
A wizard did it
Helps that the game is set in 2016
*strangest not weirdest
Unless you keep talking to Yoshida at the beef bowl shop.
Being shot then coming back is pretty weird.
“He let us know who he was right away.” CRYING-
"...you could begin to atone for what you've done!"
"Not unless some people get really cool about a bunch of stuff real quickly."
That was such a MOMENT in that game.
Bro…I SCREAMED 😂😂😂
This was the exact comment i was looking for 🤣
“Forget about that poor son of a bitch”
I am joking I love Akechi
“Yo this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails”
How does this summarizes the first act of persona 5 so well
𝕀𝕋 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊
It’s so fucked up that this is true LMAO
"I am new in town and it gets worse"
Every modern persona game in a nutshell
“I am a proud Asian American woman and you will treat me with respect!”
THAT FITS ANN LITERALLY PERFECTLY
Isn't she Finnish or something?
god the proud asian american women line fit perfectly. it was like it was made for ann
IKR?
1:23 but THE END
“I am a TIGER MOM!” [pulls out a WHIP]
XD
She literally IS a proud Asian American woman
A proud American-Asian woman!
Ikr
Another for Haru:
"You could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
Haru could pour soup in someone's lap? Absolutely.
I do not want to get on her bad side.
"hey mister, I found your treasure" was a very frequent joke in my playthrough of persona 5R. glad to see someone else thought the same thing
im upset by the fact i never made that joke, i was already into Mulaney when i first played P5 and all of these jokes fit so well, im absolutely going to be making them during my current and like fourth or fifth playthrough of the game.
"Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him."
Morgana in a nutshell. Love him to death, but it's true.
As a Morgana defender, I agree lol
1. The game summed up: “now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that”
2. Morgana’s mouth syncing to “but probably not” made me laugh so hard my dad I thought I was choking
Hey Noodle.
@@TheActualMrLink Oh hey Link
@@n00dl3gal Hello Nanami
Somebody with a Chiaki pic?
🥞
"I think I was supposed to be gay."
Dead.
"He let us know who he was right away." and "So we all got up individually, and said 'Okay, let's go over there, and destroy the place'." are so damn accurate.
This is why being Sus *doesn't work*
They really are.
Especially the last one.
I'm calling my ng+ file John Mullaney
Mulaney
@@aidenthecrane2893 i thought it was Moulaney
@@fedechan6325 that is truly cringeworthy
@@aidenthecrane2893 But are you sure they won't keep spelling it like that anyways?
@@personalover9514 Idk, I just wanted to correct it. Also how did i get 30 likes wtf
"I never talked to my dad about, but I figured I would tell all of you"
I'M CHOKING
This is so good, every line surprises me with how well it fits
akechi was the one thing i can't replace
ToT
The "I think I was supposed to be gay" line killed me
Same
Ryuji is best boy, but yes, he is the worlds lamest pirate.
So a privateer
@@sharkcerer lol yeah!
But you have heard of him
"The world's lamest pirate."
I love Ryuji, but damn. That sent me
I like the implication at 1:46 that despite Shujin Academy being a high school, they're still teaching the students how to read.
If it's anything like my highschool that's honestly pretty accurate
I mean, it's a Japanese high school so they literally are still teaching the students how to read. Kanji is a bitch
Looking at Ryuji and Ann, are you surprised?
“Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly” 💀💀💀
"and I have no money"
_suuuuuure, Akira..._
Gave it all to a street fortune teller
*Laughs in 1.2 million yen*
Imma stop at “Yo this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails” but as soon as I finish Persona 5, I’m coming back
IT'S SO ACCURATE
That’s a very good idea
good choice to stop, a lot of these are so hilariously accurate that they spoil much of the game
Smart. This does in fact have spoilers for days. Enjoy the ride.
See you in a couple of months!
“I gave you more money than the civil war cost!” It was 150k in both the joke and the game lol
Well, you don’t need to use her services in her social link, just the 100k to start it; you’re thinking of Kawakami requiring 5K most of the time lol
I thought the original joke was 120k
"Something happened there. You hope it was a miracle. But probably not."
This breaks my heart after seeing royal.
“Last November, the STRANGEST thing happened!”
HOW DO THESE FIT SO WELL
“Now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that-“ ended me
8:20
XD
"I love how you can wear anything" is legit what happened at that scene lmao
“ I LOVE HOW YOU WILL WEAR ANYTHING”
Yusuke 'Tall Child' Kitagawa
And.
Akira 'One Black Coffee' Kurusu
Maruki: Akechi-kun, if you stay with Joker and his friends, you can begin to atone for what you did
Akechi: Two of them are orphans because of me, so that's not going to happen
Well Madarame is alive at least lol
@@TheIndigoSystem Yeah, I meant Futaba and Haru. Madarame just watched Yusuke's mother die and took her kid.
I like John Mulaney, I like Persona 5. So naturally, when someone makes a 9 minute video of both, I'm gonna love it! Thank you!
“The cops asked me who Ryuji was, so I said he was a bully bothering me. You know, like a liar.”
Yes.
I'm not unconvinced this wasn't just John Mulaney watching/playing Persona 5 in front of a crowd
I was not ready for that moment in 5:26 and it killed me more than it killed Akira!
DUDE, just FINDING all the fitting lines must have been SO MUCH WORK, huge hats off to you!!
"I'm loud and mean" with Semester 3 Akechi is so perfect lmao!
You really *get* Akechi.
To summarize Sojiro: “I have to take care of more kids that my son meets”
Skull in 4:39 absolutely kills me, just like he killed Akechi with that shot.
" they dress up for the bank robbery !! '
5:26 Caught off guard right here. Nearly spit out my snack.
I haven’t finished the game and when I tell you I was gagged-
2:40 This is how I play Joker, be as sassy and bold I can be
HOW DO THEY ALL FIT SO PERFECTLY IM CRYING
2:49 NNNNNNAILED IT
8:52
best part of the entire video i cant
"Hey Mister, I found your treasure!"
Perfect.
"That’s my wife” 😭😭😭😭 poor Ann/Shiho. I’m glad I’m not the only one who got vibes though lol
2:33 Now this, this is dark humor
Ren/Akira: I’m new in town, AND IT GETS WORSE!
Morgana: pointing this out to [Ryuji] confuses and upsets him.
Ryuji: I’m like the worlds lamest pirate!
Ann: I am a proud Asian-American woman. AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT. I AM A TIGER MOM.
Yusuke: WOAH, THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE!
Akechi: He let us know who he was right from the start.
Makoto: NO! THAT’S THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!
Futaba: I lived like a god damn ninja turtle
Haru: and then she told him to “BEAT IT, BOZO!”
Maruki: "Don't throw your life away! You can atone!"
Akechi/John Mulaney/every fanfic ever: "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff REAL quickly."
i was not fucking ready for the "pigtails" line lmao I fell out of my chair
the "hmm gross. mop it up" fits so well it kills me every time
"He let us know who he was right away" and a million more bangers. God-tier edit.
3:00 will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life. Every time I think there aren’t any more relevant John Mulaney lines, this video continues on and surprises me.
5:26 LMFAOOOOOOO
Oh noooooooo
“mm gross ! mop it up !”
-Akechi Goro 2021
I know November is basically election season, but that's a really funny and fitting clip to put for that particular event in the story LOL
The “bread of god is bread” bit killed me 😂
WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL. I CAN'T EVEN
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS and i want to say. hey. thank you for making this. i think everyone should watch this. EVERYTHING was just so spot on?? sae's palace + interrogation room would have to be my personal favorite parts but EVERYTHING WAS GOLDEN LMAOO!! thank you for this lovely video 💕
No, golden is 4, but this was royally hilarious...
I'll show myself out
the "THIS RANDOM GUY" bit FLOORED me
The entire tall child bit IS yusuke
*Okumura fucking dies gruesomely on live television*
“So the party’s going great!”
5:26 the fact that “and met my parents” was cut out makes this so much funnier
Well he has met one of them
I don't know how this ended up in my recommended but this is incredible. I think my neighbors heard me laugh incredibly loud at "the world's lamest pirates" oops
holy fucking shit this is amazing, truly can't believe how perfectly this crossover works. 6:40 had me rolling
im in shambles at how accurate all of this is
“BUT THEN LAST NOVEMBER, THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED”
INTERROGATION ROOM LITERALLY HAPPENED IN NOVEMBER TOO HFGDDJVDKD
"THAT'S MY WIFE"
perfect LOL
I feel like he was actually asked to describe persona 5 but to do it vaguely so it doesn’t sound like he was actually asked to do it
This is Art, i love it! Good job!
I can’t tell if this follows the rule of pi where within an infinite number a sequence of perfect John Mullaney quotes fit persona 5, or if John just had amazing psychic ability and the desire to make his career revolve around a jrpg plot.
This deserves so much more attention like this might be the best thing I've ever seen
I went from Pride and prejudice and John Mulaney to this... perfect 👌🏼
The amount of these that fit so perfectly is just insane
This is fucking amazing, especially the Goro parts
These are all so good. The one with shadow Madarame is just perfect
8:53 murdered me in cold blood
Why do so many of these clips fit eerily too perfectly?!
This was such a good laugh!! The Akechi bits had me losing it!!
Something happened there
*You'll hope it was a miracle*
*But probably not*
The laughing over the incredibly emotional scenes is killing me
I keep coming back to this video to watch a bit further the more progress I make through the game. It’s like a fun little extra reward
This is the greatest thing I have ever watched in my life
This is beautiful. I think the stop snitching one was my favorite, but they're all great and suiting.
MCDONALDS!
MCDONALDS!
MCDONALDS!
I’m dead
1:07 too accurate
WHY DOES THIS FITS SO WELL!!???
This is so painfully accurate lol
so the party was going great
5:35 “OH NO YOU DON’T!
You are telling me RIGHT NOW!”
XD
How is this....so god damn accurate.
Jesus christ.
“Noooooo, that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”
This is so incredibly underrated. This is great. Amazing work
Holy shit that was amazing. I can tell you put so much effort into this so thank you for gifting us this because it was hilarious
This fits everyone so well and it's amazingly put together xD
This is so freaking accurate that it's frightening.
I'm now playing Persona 5, finally, and every time I secure an infiltration route John Mulaney's voice plays in my head going "hey mister! I found your treasure"
This is your fault
LDon’t you got a Shift at school tomorrow?!” was so golden
HELP THIS IS SO GOOD???? EVERYTHING FITS SO WELL, I LOVE IT