1. The game summed up: “now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that” 2. Morgana’s mouth syncing to “but probably not” made me laugh so hard my dad I thought I was choking
im upset by the fact i never made that joke, i was already into Mulaney when i first played P5 and all of these jokes fit so well, im absolutely going to be making them during my current and like fourth or fifth playthrough of the game.
"He let us know who he was right away." and "So we all got up individually, and said 'Okay, let's go over there, and destroy the place'." are so damn accurate.
Maruki: Akechi-kun, if you stay with Joker and his friends, you can begin to atone for what you did Akechi: Two of them are orphans because of me, so that's not going to happen
3:00 will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life. Every time I think there aren’t any more relevant John Mulaney lines, this video continues on and surprises me.
Ren/Akira: I’m new in town, AND IT GETS WORSE! Morgana: pointing this out to [Ryuji] confuses and upsets him. Ryuji: I’m like the worlds lamest pirate! Ann: I am a proud Asian-American woman. AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT. I AM A TIGER MOM. Yusuke: WOAH, THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE! Akechi: He let us know who he was right from the start.
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS and i want to say. hey. thank you for making this. i think everyone should watch this. EVERYTHING was just so spot on?? sae's palace + interrogation room would have to be my personal favorite parts but EVERYTHING WAS GOLDEN LMAOO!! thank you for this lovely video 💕
Maruki: "Don't throw your life away! You can atone!" Akechi/John Mulaney/every fanfic ever: "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff REAL quickly."
I don't know how this ended up in my recommended but this is incredible. I think my neighbors heard me laugh incredibly loud at "the world's lamest pirates" oops
I can’t tell if this fallows the rule of pi, where the infinite numbers means a sequence of perfect John Mullaney quotes befitting persona 5 or if John just had amazing physic ability and the desire to make his career revolve around a jrpg plot.
“Yo this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails”
How does this summarizes the first act of persona 5 so well
𝕀𝕋 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊
It’s so fucked up that this is true LMAO
“He let us know who he was right away.” CRYING-
"...you could begin to atone for what you've done!"
"Not unless some people get really cool about a bunch of stuff real quickly."
That was such a MOMENT in that game.
Bro…I SCREAMED 😂😂😂
This was the exact comment i was looking for 🤣
“Forget about that poor son of a bitch”
I am joking I love Akechi
god the proud asian american women line fit perfectly. it was like it was made for ann
IKR?
1:23 but THE END
“I am a TIGER MOM!” [pulls out a WHIP]
XD
She literally IS a proud Asian American woman
A proud American-Asian woman!
Ikr
"I couldn't care about politics, but then, last November, the weirdest thing happens" HOW AND WHY DOES THIS FIT
A wizard did it
Helps that the game is set in 2016
*strangest not weirdest
Unless you keep talking to Yoshida at the beef bowl shop.
Being shot then coming back is pretty weird.
"I'm new in town and it gets worse"
That is legit Joker's entire year summed up in one sentence
I think that's the summary of all the Persona protags. 😆
@@LassBisharp not boy with earring
@@SolidSnakeFromMetalGear Okay. All MODERN persona games.
"I am new in town and it gets worse"
Every modern persona game in a nutshell
Another for Haru:
"You could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
Haru could pour soup in someone's lap? Absolutely.
I do not want to get on her bad side.
"I think I was supposed to be gay."
Dead.
“I am a proud Asian American woman and you will treat me with respect!”
THAT FITS ANN LITERALLY PERFECTLY
1. The game summed up: “now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that”
2. Morgana’s mouth syncing to “but probably not” made me laugh so hard my dad I thought I was choking
Hey Noodle.
@@TheActualMrLink Oh hey Link
@@n00dl3gal Hello Nanami
Somebody with a Chiaki pic?
🥞
"hey mister, I found your treasure" was a very frequent joke in my playthrough of persona 5R. glad to see someone else thought the same thing
im upset by the fact i never made that joke, i was already into Mulaney when i first played P5 and all of these jokes fit so well, im absolutely going to be making them during my current and like fourth or fifth playthrough of the game.
"He let us know who he was right away." and "So we all got up individually, and said 'Okay, let's go over there, and destroy the place'." are so damn accurate.
This is why being Sus *doesn't work*
They really are.
Especially the last one.
I like the implication at 1:46 that despite Shujin Academy being a high school, they're still teaching the students how to read.
If it's anything like my highschool that's honestly pretty accurate
I mean, it's a Japanese high school so they literally are still teaching the students how to read. Kanji is a bitch
Looking at Ryuji and Ann, are you surprised?
akechi was the one thing i can't replace
ToT
The "I think I was supposed to be gay" line killed me
Same
"The world's lamest pirate."
I love Ryuji, but damn. That sent me
I'm calling my ng+ file John Mullaney
Mulaney
@@aidenthecrane2893 i thought it was Moulaney
@@fedechan6325 that is truly cringeworthy
@@aidenthecrane2893 But are you sure they won't keep spelling it like that anyways?
@@personalover9514 Idk, I just wanted to correct it. Also how did i get 30 likes wtf
"Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him."
Morgana in a nutshell. Love him to death, but it's true.
As a Morgana defender, I agree lol
“Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly” 💀💀💀
"I never talked to my dad about, but I figured I would tell all of you"
I'M CHOKING
This is so good, every line surprises me with how well it fits
Imma stop at “Yo this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails” but as soon as I finish Persona 5, I’m coming back
IT'S SO ACCURATE
That’s a very good idea
good choice to stop, a lot of these are so hilariously accurate that they spoil much of the game
Smart. This does in fact have spoilers for days. Enjoy the ride.
See you in a couple of months!
Ryuji is best boy, but yes, he is the worlds lamest pirate.
So a privateer
@@sharkcerer lol yeah!
But you have heard of him
“I gave you more money than the civil war cost!” It was 150k in both the joke and the game lol
Well, you don’t need to use her services in her social link, just the 100k to start it; you’re thinking of Kawakami requiring 5K most of the time lol
"and I have no money"
_suuuuuure, Akira..._
Gave it all to a street fortune teller
*Laughs in 1.2 million yen*
"Something happened there. You hope it was a miracle. But probably not."
This breaks my heart after seeing royal.
“Now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that-“ ended me
8:20
XD
“Last November, the STRANGEST thing happened!”
HOW DO THESE FIT SO WELL
"I love how you can wear anything" is legit what happened at that scene lmao
“ I LOVE HOW YOU WILL WEAR ANYTHING”
“The cops asked me who Ryuji was, so I said he was a bully bothering me. You know, like a liar.”
Yes.
Yusuke 'Tall Child' Kitagawa
And.
Akira 'One Black Coffee' Kurusu
5:26 Caught off guard right here. Nearly spit out my snack.
I was not ready for that moment in 5:26 and it killed me more than it killed Akira!
You really *get* Akechi.
Maruki: Akechi-kun, if you stay with Joker and his friends, you can begin to atone for what you did
Akechi: Two of them are orphans because of me, so that's not going to happen
Well Madarame is alive at least lol
@@TheIndigoSystem Yeah, I meant Futaba and Haru. Madarame just watched Yusuke's mother die and took her kid.
I like John Mulaney, I like Persona 5. So naturally, when someone makes a 9 minute video of both, I'm gonna love it! Thank you!
8:52
best part of the entire video i cant
"That’s my wife” 😭😭😭😭 poor Ann/Shiho. I’m glad I’m not the only one who got vibes though lol
the "hmm gross. mop it up" fits so well it kills me every time
Skull in 4:39 absolutely kills me, just like he killed Akechi with that shot.
2:40 This is how I play Joker, be as sassy and bold I can be
2:49 NNNNNNAILED IT
"Hey Mister, I found your treasure!"
Perfect.
To summarize Sojiro: “I have to take care of more kids that my son meets”
"I'm loud and mean" with Semester 3 Akechi is so perfect lmao!
" they dress up for the bank robbery !! '
2:33 Now this, this is dark humor
i was not fucking ready for the "pigtails" line lmao I fell out of my chair
The “bread of god is bread” bit killed me 😂
“mm gross ! mop it up !”
-Akechi Goro 2021
WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL. I CAN'T EVEN
3:00 will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life. Every time I think there aren’t any more relevant John Mulaney lines, this video continues on and surprises me.
Ren/Akira: I’m new in town, AND IT GETS WORSE!
Morgana: pointing this out to [Ryuji] confuses and upsets him.
Ryuji: I’m like the worlds lamest pirate!
Ann: I am a proud Asian-American woman. AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT. I AM A TIGER MOM.
Yusuke: WOAH, THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE!
Akechi: He let us know who he was right from the start.
Makoto: NO! THAT’S THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!
Futaba: I lived like a god damn ninja turtle
Haru: and then she told him to “BEAT IT, BOZO!”
5:26 LMFAOOOOOOO
Oh noooooooo
The entire tall child bit IS yusuke
I'm not unconvinced this wasn't just John Mulaney watching/playing Persona 5 in front of a crowd
the "THIS RANDOM GUY" bit FLOORED me
5:26 the fact that “and met my parents” was cut out makes this so much funnier
8:53 murdered me in cold blood
"THAT'S MY WIFE"
perfect LOL
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS and i want to say. hey. thank you for making this. i think everyone should watch this. EVERYTHING was just so spot on?? sae's palace + interrogation room would have to be my personal favorite parts but EVERYTHING WAS GOLDEN LMAOO!! thank you for this lovely video 💕
No, golden is 4, but this was royally hilarious...
I'll show myself out
im in shambles at how accurate all of this is
Maruki: "Don't throw your life away! You can atone!"
Akechi/John Mulaney/every fanfic ever: "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff REAL quickly."
I don't know how this ended up in my recommended but this is incredible. I think my neighbors heard me laugh incredibly loud at "the world's lamest pirates" oops
I went from Pride and prejudice and John Mulaney to this... perfect 👌🏼
Why do so many of these clips fit eerily too perfectly?!
*Okumura fucking dies gruesomely on live television*
“So the party’s going great!”
This is fucking amazing, especially the Goro parts
It’s almost like he played the game. These quotes are so accurate
This is Art, i love it! Good job!
The amount of these that fit so perfectly is just insane
This was such a good laugh!! The Akechi bits had me losing it!!
1:07 too accurate
These are all so good. The one with shadow Madarame is just perfect
holy fucking shit this is amazing, truly can't believe how perfectly this crossover works. 6:40 had me rolling
This is so painfully accurate lol
This deserves so much more attention like this might be the best thing I've ever seen
I can’t tell if this fallows the rule of pi, where the infinite numbers means a sequence of perfect John Mullaney quotes befitting persona 5 or if John just had amazing physic ability and the desire to make his career revolve around a jrpg plot.
5:35 “OH NO YOU DON’T!
You are telling me RIGHT NOW!”
XD
This is the greatest thing I have ever watched in my life
I feel like he was actually asked to describe persona 5 but to do it vaguely so it doesn’t sound like he was actually asked to do it
I keep coming back to this video to watch a bit further the more progress I make through the game. It’s like a fun little extra reward
How is this....so god damn accurate.
Jesus christ.
“BUT THEN LAST NOVEMBER, THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED”
INTERROGATION ROOM LITERALLY HAPPENED IN NOVEMBER TOO HFGDDJVDKD
5:44 10/10
Spot on 🤣
The laughing over the incredibly emotional scenes is killing me
Something happened there
*You'll hope it was a miracle*
*But probably not*
WHY DOES THIS FITS SO WELL!!???
8:53 W H E E Z I N G
Like a lotta murder
“Noooooo, that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”
This is beautiful. I think the stop snitching one was my favorite, but they're all great and suiting.
so the party was going great
This is so incredibly underrated. This is great. Amazing work
Ok, goddamn. UA-cam and its algorithms literally gave me the video that’s up every one of my alleys 😂
okay we need this with strikers too
This is going straight into the favorites and never leaving
Why does this make so much sense like daum, Mullaney is a treasure
This fits everyone so well and it's amazingly put together xD
Why is this so well done
Holy shit that was amazing. I can tell you put so much effort into this so thank you for gifting us this because it was hilarious
MCDONALDS!
MCDONALDS!
MCDONALDS!
I’m dead