Ep 0: Design Patterns (TheStartup)
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1. Day in the life of a Java dev
2. How to get Ruby off the Rails
3. A hitchhiker's guide to SQL - who needs rollback?
4. Conflicts of the merge - a git of a problem
5.Testing 404 - who needs them?
666. Tutorial Hell - Fuck it I'll do it myself!
xxx. Adobe Dreamweaver
Of course, all of these should be solved by chat gpt, as all problems too complex for our little minds should be.
You should totally start using industry standard libraries to reduce code = bug area.
Such libraries like left pad are a must in modern dev stack
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The management said it needs to greet the person who runs the program, which should make people more comfortable. Also they would like to have possibility to check (later on) who run it, as an audit measure, but the person running it should not have access to that audit info.
Not funny, too real, getting anxiety now 😰
facts
u funny
I didn't laugh because this is what my reality looks like
like the longer I watched this video the more frustrated I became lmfao
This is like Aggretsuko. Japanese people don't like it because it reminds them of their daily lives. This is our Aggretsuko lol
this his how i imagine ppl who say chatgpt will take over software engineering jobs
Imagine if they had a redbull!
It's ridiculous because we don't like it
should we do more of these?
deez nuts
Yes. This is hilarious.
Yes, please
Love it
Are you kidding me? Obv yes.
Imagine some naive beginner programmer seeing this video in their recommendations and clicking on it. May God have mercy upon their soul.
they hopefully scroll to the comments ;)
1 soul saved from hell 🙌
They've made this safe for the younger generation. No attention span for an hour long video.
This is obviously comedy
I was kind of bummed it wasn’t a lesson on design patterns 🤣
This is the greatest Enterprise Hello World in history.
Can't wait to invest!
the scripted drama was not scripted. it was javascripted
so basically whatever happens happens (gs. new Date(0) and new Date("0"))
holy did I just witness the evolution of software dev youtube content? pioneers
I think we did. I’m gearing up to binge watch.
I knew there would be a sequel to "The Office"
it's called the "The homeOffice"
A squeal?
SELECT * FROM TheOffice?
budget edition
That’s what I was thinking too.
I didnt catch "ASAP as possible" on live 🤣
Managers watch this and think, "Yep. That's exactly what my developers do all day" unironically.
I did some US government contracting almost a decade ago, replace ChatGPT with Stack Overflow and this could have been a legitimate documentary of the crew I worked with. Insanely accurate.
If you've ever worked with managed outcome teams, I have to believe this is accurate for them
These are the kind of people who report a 90% increse of writing code thanks to AI.
The light mode was the cherry on top
😂 I've couldnt write code on the exam day because of IDE light color 😂
I had to download some theme as fast as possible and then do the task 😅
What's wrong with light mode? I write code in light mode. :D
@@multidex2024nothing is wrong with it. Absolutely nothing.
@@SeCluDred I think you mean ASAP as possible
@@multidex2024 Light attracts bugs
Hello I am new to programming, can you add the program you made to the description box? It will help me a lot, thanks.
The funniest thing is that I'm looking at this instead of doing my job, so my output is even lower O_O
Bai Lan
This was a bit of a blocker for me
well tutorial on per programing... you're going out of here smarter than ever... your company will be impress
It's kinda clear neither of you have worked in real corporate America with fake agile, where is the scrum master to ask you to make sure you added comments to Jira and complains the burn down chart isnt looking good? Where is the product owner who asks you how this will scale? Why didn't you spend 45 minutes setting jira labels. Why didn't you need to submit a service now request to get admin rights to install the IDE? You didn't even need to struggle with a corporate VPN.
I've been out of touch in pro tech for 20yrs.. and reading that gave me flash backs to the Soviet Union! My God it literally sounded like stuff I'd study about the cold war and Soviet culture when I was young....
What I'm taking about is all these 'paper-pusher' jobs.. it's a classic sign of communism - just fake work.. like sweeping the rain etc. Where you have Ron's of middle management and Leicester that TRACK progress but n in the end nothing actually gets produced..
I'm not explain this right
lol all very real
@@glytchd classic sign of communism in your... big tech trillion dollar enterprise. Amercans just be writing anything on the internet.
@@glytchdit’s just symptoms of incompetence and bloat in organizations in general. it ain’t communist if the means of production and capital aren’t shared communally by the workers.
@@glytchd Except the guy is exaggerating. Of course there's a lot of micromanagement BS, but also, stuff like writing in the comments of Jira is a way to secure yourself when you are working on things that get audited by third party agencies.
All this fall on the same rule, don't blame the tool.
"How to talk to women" LMAO
I'm dying ROFL
Even after reading the chagpt reply, still a mystery
Is this role play?
No, they're both Microsoft employees now
becoming real life slowly
ERP (Enterprise Role Play)
No way. This is real life
wow! now I understand why RED is mandatory before GREEN test
But did you learn about how to a do a RED test with GREEN ink?
Wait, aren't you Lucas Montano from the channel LucasMontano?
@@iagomota4649 Wait, are you iagomota4649 of the channel iagomota4649?
@@thekwoka4707 7 red lines?
@@thekwoka4707 Not green, but transparent ink. And also, perpendicular to each other.
This is making me cry from both laughter and pain at the same time
Copy paste: How did you do that, I did not see the menu popup
My favorite part was Teej saying "I need to test that locally" lmao
No 100% code coverage? No kubernetes? No docker? No serverless? No electron? No npm? No Next.js? No vercel? No CI/CD? No unit tests for your unit test? No kanban? WHERE IS YOUR MONOLITH? WHERE IS YOUR REST ENDPOINT?
This is disgustingly amateur and a disgrace to real enterprise software.
Monoliths?!? This is enterprise.
Each of those greeting types needs to be its own micro service. How else are they going to scale?
I am disappointed that the app isn’t launched inside a Docker container. Also, Visual Studio must be configured to connect to Docker container as well for full modern dev experience.
lil bro we only had one day. wait til we get to the end of season 1 at least KEKW
Don't reveal the script for the next episode! 😂
Prime deletes the default hello world. 😂😂😂
OMG 46seconds in and hilariously accurate.
Never had something like this.
I was waiting for prime to say "let's take this offline" to the only other participant in the call
38:43
Close. One man going offline isn't the same as both clowns going offline together
My fav part was the clueless people in chat believing all of this
I know its parody and still believe it.
wish I was there
I didn't understand what was going on until the stand-up. So, it turns out those excuse for not opening the camera was a part of the script. LOL I love this. Let's go.
This was even more productive than the average day of a C# dev lol
Asking ChatGPT to produce code be like "Do I need to start threatening to kill myself at this point? When do I start doing that?" @ 15:09
That one strikes close to home, lol.
And while the bits are funning, I have this feeling you guys are too used to computers that you are still missing 99% of the stupid crap normal users to... which only makes it worse.
This isn’t the “Silicon Valley” we want, but it’s the “Silicon Valley” we deserve.
The Silicon Crevice.
This is too real to be funny. Working for Enterprise tech is actual hell on earth.
Standup: stands up!
seems legit
WTF am I watching lol - you guys!!! so funny.
Bruh!
do enterprise fizzbuzz next, also do a merge conflict
I'm expecting an AbstractFizzAbstractFactoryServiceConfigProviderImpl on this one
Minimum of 64 ifs
The devs are truly rock stars, but the management could do better... I mean, only a vague description of requirements over email, no Jira epic, no sprint planning, no grooming, no planning poker, no storypoints no nothing. This is very bad practice definitely not agile. Remember, processes over people!
I'm starting to think these are some fake enterprise software developers, 50:10 he didn't even use the Interface button to create an interface.
Congratulations on making tech workers laugh and be depressed at the same time. hahaha
Scrum masters in shambles 😂
This was great. But you forgot the whole Jira tickets overhead. How can you even work without a story, epic, ticket and kanban board ?
Agreed, this was chaos, needs more forecasting systems to ensure on time synergy with project scope.
5:11 "Now fully blocked, and I think I might be blocked for the rest of the day." Classic stand up line, love the candor. :D
I tried this project so many times and allways failed.
But thanks to your verry meaningful way of managing such a difficulty topic I feel my self confident now to try it again.
Would you consider creating a joint venture with me?
My talent is exponentially raising up the existing talent of others and beeing the Salt and Pepper in the Soup.
Would you be interested in making a proprietary Version in addition that offers the following to pay features?
- Colored Output
- Theme Switching
- Logging
- Monitoring
- Group Chatting HELLO WORLD
and so on
I would really like to work with you Two Guys.
Best regards yours Nejat
This was excruciating. At first it was funny, but then it actually started making me feel anxious. It feels like my heart is in my throat. Wow. That is art.
I'm really disappointed that Prime at 24:32 deleted the code, instead of commenting it, probably you guys will need it in the future
This takes me back to my first job. Dot net andys rise up.
This is literally my first job lol
Please don't assume my preferred greeting, I am a midwesterner and love saying howdy. It helps me feel a bit more exotic and cultured, I'll be raising this as a formal complaint with HR if this isn't resolved by the end of the week.
This winter… Primeagen returns to Netflix… but not in the way you’re expecting
Initech‘s morning standup. “If you could …turn your camera on …that’d be greaaaaaat”.
The fact that the PM is having standup while scrolling on LinkedIn is genius.
Say it with me, cameras will remain ON until MORAL IMPROVES
EOD does not mean End of Deployment, it actually means End of December. you've got about 3 months thereabout. You're welcome.
End of Decade.
I was buying it until he started praising Windows 11 :D
I can feel the synergetic synergy of synergetificationismness through my screen.
This is exactly how it happens. It is even painful to watch.
I Loved it!
It is not this quick in real life.
All of my starter programs in new languages will now be "How y'all doin', Word?"
Good hustle today guys. Let’s regroup offline to take a step back and make sure we’re all aligned on how we’re going to attack the next action items.
"In the spirit of an open and transparent work space" 🤣🤣🤣
All I have to say is Epic, the most popular electronic medical record software in at least the US has a module called "Hello World." If you're getting automated text messages from your healthcare provider, and that provider uses Epic, you're receiving some corporate Hello World 😊
What is this, roleplaying?...are they specifically making fun of me...has the internet turned on me?
"What's, sort of, your first thought? Because I have a LOT going on in my head, but, maybe you've got some ideas of where we should get moving?" Dear god Teej give a trigger warning before setting off such deeply buried PTSD
"It's a good one. It just doesn't work." -TJ
"How to talk to women" I laughed so hard at this
This entire video is a joke but this is exactly what my introduction to software engineering class exercises are like and then my professor goes and asks me why I don't take it seriously 😭
I'm filling formal complain on you guys. I don't see any jira tickets before you started messing around and wasting company's time on this
Im literally going to make a new github and apply for jobs and the only project I will display will be a fully documented hello world program
I never could watch the office because of second hand embarrassment, but this is just painfully real life so I guess I'm desensitized lol
This is just godamn genius... "How to talk to women" on gpt broke me.
😍😍😍 I feel this office needs the "Office Space" printer in the background,or maybe as a poster 🥰
Omg yes they should have printed something to send to management! "... ..PC load-letter? Wtf does that mean!"
Gonna have to scrap this skit and take it from the top.
i kept laughing so hard that my boss had to ask me what I was watching, now he cant't stop laughing too. The funny thing is that, this is so true, we do that all the time as developers.
almost choked when prime struggled to type slow :DDD
This is brutal... Barely parody
I left a team that was like this. Dear god it is painful to watch.
Lost it at "overhead engineer" lmao
I can't thank you guys enough for doing this. Please keep doing it and make more such content.
"Stop! You are thinking again!"
This happens to the best of us.
Didn't know that "The Office" had released a new season!!! IM loving it
This is the best thing I've seen all month.
Truly Entreprise Role Play
12:26 I spilled my coffee. 🤣🤣
24 seconds ago is arrousing
Nonchalantly committing to a full 1 hour bit
just like that
I'm not crying
You're crying
Is that what a normal standup is like? Holy moly im glad mine are only about work
Omg, this was too real and very frustrating. LMAOOOOO
I'm not even a professional programmer and even I feel anxiety watching this.
@@1newme425 I've certainly had translating gigs that felt like this too. It's not just software.
I really thought I was going to learn Design Patterns, but I don't know what I have been watching for past 1 hour 😂
You should configure these to be comedy shorts.. like 7 minuets of uhm.. DID YOU EVER SEE "you suck at photo shop" ??
It's a newsgrounds era classic techie parody. TAKE NOTES
My favourite thing about this is that this still doesn't meet the acceptance criteria as the program doesn't close after writing to the console 🤣
It's funny how close this is to real life. It's scary how close real life is to this.
Omg, i was a clear in 7.5 minuets before realizing !!! Lmfao!
I have you running in the background.. Omg this is so brilliant
ASAP AS POSSIBLE
It's amazing they almost never break character. I know i wouldn't have lasted a minute.
the intro gave me ptsd
Damn, this is not far away from what I experienced at some big companies.
My fav part about all this was the clueless people in chat believing it
It took me a minute, but yeah it hurts to watch. Too real.
15:09 I cried a little. This it too funny
Haha! Real life scenario for me back in the 2015, Agile, Design Patterns, DDD, TDD are at Peak
2005 for me.
Oh man, I could not hold a straight face when they realized ChatGPT straight up hardcoded the string "Hello, World" in the output stream lmao.
How ya'll doin' world!?
i learned a lot. the trick to select all from the edit menu and paste with right click will probably save me millon hours of time copying chatgtp code nowadays. although im just a little dissapointed you guys didn't set up a git repo.
anyways, really awesome tutorial, please post more episodes.
I'm gonna tell my kids this is the Office
Only a 40 minute zoom disconnect would have made this more realistic. Spot on, absolutely felt like I’m at work lol 😂