Jim Gaffigan: You're Using The Prayer Hands Emoji Wrong

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  • Jim Gaffigan, star of the new film "American Dreamer," isn't a fan of America's constant misuse of the prayer hands emoji. #Colbert #Interviews #JimGaffigan
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  • @milesdavila5363
    @milesdavila5363 5 років тому +301

    "I _need_ to believe that there is some greater power that is forgiving me for being the monster I am."
    -Jim Gaffigan

    • @jandreid1056
      @jandreid1056 5 років тому +1

      "need"

    • @greg_216
      @greg_216 5 років тому +17

      Fact: most people go around feeling like they need a big forgiving hug. Sometimes daily. Sometimes hourly. (Even this atheist understands that much.) Maybe we just need more forgiving hugs.

    • @StaceofCakes
      @StaceofCakes 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, even atheists need hugs too. I don’t trust people who say “I’m not a hugger.” It’s not human. I don’t need that negativity in my life. C’mere, bring it in Greg.

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому +6

      @@StaceofCakes even atheists???!!! Hugging is a human act not a religious right.

    • @patriciawright8786
      @patriciawright8786 4 роки тому +2

      @@lynnsmithershubbard1896-There are no atheists in Fox-Holes. Remember this one? I am an agnostic. They have done many scientific studies proving that people with a strong faith in God. Do heal better. Like Gaffigan's wife, she was very lucky, she didn't die from that HUGE Brain Tumor! Couples who share a strong faith, are more happily married. These are FACTS!

  • @eisbaerenhasenzahn
    @eisbaerenhasenzahn 5 років тому +406

    If Jim's a monster, the world needs more of them.

    • @rstrid5505
      @rstrid5505 5 років тому +4

      You might be right, but who knows what really goes on his head when no one is watching?

    • @lordbuddybear
      @lordbuddybear 5 років тому +5

      He finds Paella disgusting, I think he's a monster

    • @Mary_O
      @Mary_O 5 років тому +1

      @@rstrid5505- Who knows what really goes on in anyone's head?

    • @thejasonbischoff
      @thejasonbischoff 5 років тому

      eisbaerenhasenzahn Jesus is the way.

    • @savvywillow
      @savvywillow 4 роки тому

      He just reminded me that I’m a monster too.

  • @denniswalker5349
    @denniswalker5349 5 років тому +46

    The praying hands emoji indicates "Namaste" which means I salute the god within you. Here in Asia it's used to show that you apologize for a faux pas, or to greet others politely or to show that you appreciate a kindness. We don't use it to mean I'm praying for you.

  • @treehugger3971
    @treehugger3971 5 років тому +264

    I love this guy. He's just an ordinary decent guy. He doesn't have to "push the boundaries" to make you laugh. And I'm an atheist.

    • @jandreid1056
      @jandreid1056 5 років тому +10

      Another atheist/agnostic/skeptic here ✊🏾 and I enjoy Colbert's political satire/late night comedy.

    • @irishprice5152
      @irishprice5152 5 років тому +28

      I always wonder why we have to add our atheist identy whenever complimenting a catholic. We shoudl really just be able to compliment them if we feel like ot shouldnt we?

    • @yeshalloween
      @yeshalloween 5 років тому +5

      Irish Price seriously. It’s irrelevant.

    • @michaelberry8096
      @michaelberry8096 5 років тому +14

      I love this guy. He's just an ordinary decent guy. He doesn't have to "push the boundaries" to make you laugh. And I ate spaghetti for dinner last night.

    • @richardzazanis4764
      @richardzazanis4764 5 років тому +7

      lol I get why you mentioned being an atheist. The world hasn't reached a point yet where people of different backgrounds are really expected to get along, as ridiculous as that sounds to most people.
      It's the same reason every time a black guy does something nice for a white guy, or vice versa, it gets shared on facebook with a title like "love not hate" or something lol.
      I appreciate that people are trying to set an example.

  • @98erics
    @98erics 5 років тому +16

    I love this dude and I know how supportive a church family can be. Mine has come together for me and my family throughout my entire life. I was diagnosed with stage 3 brain cancer about three years ago. Needless to say my family and I were having a tough go of it. Those folks provided emotional support for us all the way through my surgery, radiation therapy and chemotherapy. I consider myself really blessed to have such a wonderful group of people thinking about and praying for me.
    ps- I survived. Medical University of South Carolina brain surgeons removed a tumor the size of a deck of playing cards from the left frontal lobe of my brain. Yaayyyy modern medical science! I was in and out of the hospital in less than 24 hours with no side effects. MUSC was on point with this one. Radiation therapy wasn't that bad. Chemo was horrible. God is good. I am thankful.

    • @sammyc9617
      @sammyc9617 2 роки тому

      🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 Рік тому

      A Brian Reagan me monster moment, my Religious Family didn't notice/ignored the bruises, the black eyes, the timidness, the flinching...because GOD lets the man of the house.
      Im not blaming anybody, and I don't think Religion makes a good person do good things. In addition, every bigot is a bigot regardless of Religious affiliation, and they could use some guidance...its to bad the majority of Religious people in this country don't allow for love outside their religious click.

  • @michaelappler5902
    @michaelappler5902 5 років тому +55

    He's right through. Can you imagine Fallon actually having a serious conversation with somebody about something like their faith and making good, compelling television, etc.

    • @HelloStrangerPod
      @HelloStrangerPod 5 років тому +1

      No I couldn't

    • @littleflower9536
      @littleflower9536 5 років тому +2

      I think Fallon was raised Catholic too so he totally *could* be having this conversation 🤣

    • @thejasonbischoff
      @thejasonbischoff 5 років тому +1

      Michael Appler you think this was good compelling television?

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому

      @@littleflower9536 true but he's not as into it as Colbert is--I saw a doc that Colbert made on it and had no idea before

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому

      @Craig G wow, wish I woul have seen that

  • @NavaSDMB
    @NavaSDMB 5 років тому +45

    People running with the bulls are called "mozos", which means "single guys": you're not supposed to run if you've got people who need you alive. So, Jim followed the rules of the bullrun better than many other visitors to Spain :-)

    • @caro1ns
      @caro1ns 5 років тому +3

      Interesting!

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому +2

      let me please add on to the meaning of mozos=it also means from the lower working class...for example, the waiter at your table in a restaurant is the mozo.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому

      CoraMendi: That makes total sense. Don't do something that dangerous if you have people who depend upon you.

  • @AlohaLowah
    @AlohaLowah 5 років тому +131

    Stephen "you're not doing your show in Spanish.... Who's your audience?"
    Jim "people who understand English"
    Then that handshake from Stephen 😂😂😂
    Nicely done Jim, nicely done

    • @peggyprose
      @peggyprose 4 роки тому

      Colbert is a flake.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Рік тому

      @@peggyprose -No he's not. If he's a flake the world needs more of them.

  • @MissEnna48
    @MissEnna48 5 років тому +30

    Hmmmm interesting interview. I liked his humility/simplicity when it came to his faith. His "personal relationship with Jesus-which may sound crazy." That was sweet. :)
    He's a gifted comedian. A natural. Love him!

  • @jamesandrew1117
    @jamesandrew1117 4 роки тому +15

    Really appreciate how Jim describes his faith. Suspect many also feel the same way. We are imperfect beings worshipping a perfect Creator.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому +53

    Yeah. Jim Gaffigan's a monster, alright; in much the same way that Elmo and Grover are monsters.

    • @dcunitedmts
      @dcunitedmts 5 років тому +1

      That's called "Catholic guilt" lol

    • @shaunnelson1637
      @shaunnelson1637 5 років тому

      Elmo was a bad choice of example; his performer has been accused of some pretty vile stuff...

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому +1

      @@shaunnelson1637 Well now, first, that's "accused." Have charges been filed?
      Second, whatever terrible things the _performer_ may be guilty of don't reflect on the _puppet._

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому

      @@dcunitedmts I am just going to make a comment on that expression, not a judgment on Catholicism... but I think the Jews have a handle on Jewish guilt and even make comedy about it

    • @Until-When
      @Until-When 4 роки тому

      @@lynnsmithershubbard1896 The saying goes, "Jews created guilt, Catholics perfected it."

  • @amypettit3673
    @amypettit3673 4 роки тому +49

    Thank you, Jim, for changing the topic of “Religiosity” to “Relationship”. Not all religions are the same. We have a relationship with the one who came off His throne to rescue us. Well done. God bless Jeanie and the kids. 🙏😃

  • @SuperSuperballZ
    @SuperSuperballZ 5 років тому +200

    Jim is less of a monster and more like one of Maurice Sendak's Wild Things.

    • @DonnaPiaVocci
      @DonnaPiaVocci 3 роки тому

      reminds me of the kindly parish priest who's non-threatening and therefore approachable.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +1

      William Steeves: Thank you for mentioning Maurice Sendak's Wild Things. That was one of my favorite books and my son's too. When we read it for the first time we were both exhausted at the end. Jim as one of Maurice's Wild Things? Yes. I can see that.
      You know what I really wish? A show in which they had a serious discussion about all of our issues of concern about the horrors we face today and what their causes of hope might be.

  • @rose03cruz
    @rose03cruz 5 років тому +7

    Love him ....so refreshing to hear him speaking the truth.

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 5 років тому +205

    I do think it’s completely bizarre that we call places by different names but if I attempt using the actual names, people here will accuse me of being pretentious.

    • @jherikomark
      @jherikomark 5 років тому

      I just got back from Fred Meyers and saw your comment 😉

    • @fat_old_sun
      @fat_old_sun 5 років тому +3

      But you are speaking a different language... :)

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 5 років тому +1

      Excellent point...

    • @thesincitymama
      @thesincitymama 5 років тому +5

      also the whole world is like: this is football. And Americans are like, nahhh... we like soccer better

    • @Kettle17
      @Kettle17 5 років тому +6

      They call the United States "Los Estados Unidos"

  • @cloudwatcher608
    @cloudwatcher608 5 років тому +16

    It’s so true, Stephen is the only talk show host that would bring the conversation to matters of faith, and I love him for it. He is living proof that intellectualism and faith are not mutually exclusive.

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 5 років тому

      He's also a great example of being a humanist - I'm an atheist now & I wish the vocal religious who feature most often in the public eye were more "Colbert" & less anger-fear-&-hate. ♥️♥️

    • @cloudwatcher608
      @cloudwatcher608 5 років тому +1

      Elektric Skeptic Johaniskraut Bernstein Or'Cheard I would agree but challenge your statement by saying that the majority of faith-based individuals are not motivated by anger, fear, and hate, but the ones who are tend to garner far more attention.
      Pay attention to the ones you meet that have faith apart from political and national affiliation. They will probably surprise you in how authentic and sincere they are in the love and compassion they demonstrate. Jesus instructed his disciples to beware the leaven of the Pharisees (empty religious devotion) and of Herod (political gain). Unfortunately so few believers have the understanding and wherewithal to obey.

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 5 років тому

      @@cloudwatcher608 That's why I said vocal & public eye 😉😘♥️

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 5 років тому

      @@cloudwatcher608 And I'm not surprised ▪︎ I was verrrrry devout when I was younger.

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому

      that's theology, not religion

  • @shirleyrombough8173
    @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +7

    I love to see these two together. They seem to share certain philosophical values and assumptions. Not to forget that they are both hilarious.

  • @user-pf5ur9wi2q
    @user-pf5ur9wi2q 5 років тому +203

    “Let me get my gold pants and my red blankie” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @a.noriega-gonzalez6801
      @a.noriega-gonzalez6801 5 років тому +3

      guess he forgot to mention the very shiny sword

    • @anthonycamacho814
      @anthonycamacho814 5 років тому +3

      I laughed harder at that than everyone in the audience lmao

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 років тому

      ... And shimmy with them in front of you, when you'll try to hit me

    • @kevinberger3501
      @kevinberger3501 5 років тому

      Don’t forget the Mickey Mouse ears.

  • @kingjmansa7027
    @kingjmansa7027 5 років тому +121

    Thanks for lowering the volume of the outro music!

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 5 років тому +4

      AGREED! Now if only they'd cut it entirely from UA-cam clips, seeing as it's the INTRO music. We've all heard it aplenty, we get it.

  • @agnescleary2312
    @agnescleary2312 5 років тому +110

    This almost makes up for the 2 Colbert free weeks

  • @loved012one
    @loved012one 5 років тому +8

    Stephen, Thanks for asking real questions! This is what makes you shine.

  • @Hawijack
    @Hawijack 5 років тому +5

    I have nothing but nice things to say. We are all human beings who love and are loved.

  • @StephBer1
    @StephBer1 5 років тому +100

    Jim's type of faith is like mine. Imperfect and full of doubt, but I try.

    • @madnessbydesign1415
      @madnessbydesign1415 5 років тому +13

      Anyone who says their faith is perfect is delusional. Do your best, and try to help others. Faith is a journey... :)

    • @jandreid1056
      @jandreid1056 5 років тому +2

      Madness by Design Same as skepticism; it's a journey as well 😉

    • @madnessbydesign1415
      @madnessbydesign1415 5 років тому +6

      @@jandreid1056 Very true. Skepticism is an important tool - whether your faith is in a higher consciousness, or the collective knowledge of humanity... :)

    • @HelloStrangerPod
      @HelloStrangerPod 5 років тому +3

      Why would you try? What are you trying btw? Believing in the Christian God? Islam? Hinduism? Thor?

    • @yeshalloween
      @yeshalloween 5 років тому +2

      Lasse Olofsson not your business

  • @purrbugaloo
    @purrbugaloo 5 років тому +359

    Stephen can't resist grilling a fellow Catholic. 😂

    • @PersuasiveEuthanasia
      @PersuasiveEuthanasia 5 років тому +2

      Why not?

    • @saint6563
      @saint6563 5 років тому +7

      purr bugaloo
      Miss take.
      He's not "grilling" them.
      He's looking to justify/reaffirm his "beliefs".

    • @Hannah-gd3kc
      @Hannah-gd3kc 5 років тому +5

      I want him to grill me too😂😂

    • @saint6563
      @saint6563 5 років тому +7

      Brandin Bertucci
      Agree somewhat; however, Religions aren't "petty"! Religions rape, torture, murder, destroy civilisations, deter science, & create wars.
      Far from being "petty".

    • @RandomShart
      @RandomShart 5 років тому +12

      @@saint6563 most religions also preach peace, harmony and love for your fellow human being. Depending on upbringing and personality, people choose to interpret religious scripture in a negative or positive way.
      I'm not religious myself but have seen how faith helps get some people through tough times so fair play if it works for them. In fact sometimes I'm envious of those that have strong faith and use it positively but don't tell them I said that, I wouldn't want to go to hell ;-)

  • @latikasuryavanshi8449
    @latikasuryavanshi8449 5 років тому +131

    I need an hour of Jim and Stephen doing this. Can we please sign a petition?

    • @tonyroulston1244
      @tonyroulston1244 5 років тому +6

      latika s just go to joe Rogan + Jim their latest podcast was a hoot.

    • @kmmara41
      @kmmara41 5 років тому +1

      Yes! Sign me up.

    • @peggyprose
      @peggyprose 4 роки тому

      No.

  • @poptart6662012
    @poptart6662012 5 років тому +123

    As an athiest myself, I'm endlessly curious about other people's faith. Thanks for asking Colbert! I'd rather hear about that than what new movie someone has out.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +1

      🙏 🙌🤲👏✍👐🤟👋🤚👊🤛🤜✊👎👍🖐✋👌🤙🤘🖖👇✌🤞👆☝👉👃🤏👈🦶👂🦻🙏 Too many emojis. Why the rectangles? What are those supposed to be? Those praying hands are just that. Where are the colors? Sheesh.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 років тому +4

      As an atheist myself, I wish Stephen would not force his hypocritical religious dogma into every conversation. Any time a catholic asks me anything remotely religious or accusatory or behaves piously or holier-than-thou, my go-to reply is, "So how are those boy-fucking priests working out for you?"

    • @Havefunatwork
      @Havefunatwork 5 років тому +1

      @@jondunmore4268 my go to reply to you is how are those non boy-fucking priests working out for you

    • @cheryllemme9332
      @cheryllemme9332 5 років тому +11

      I have literally survived because of my faith in Jesus. Abuse including sexual, depression including a few sucide attempts... God loves you!

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 років тому +3

      @@cheryllemme9332, you need to re-evaluate your idiotic notion of this Jesus fella: it was Jesus who ALLOWED you to be sexually abused; Jesus ALLOWED you to have suicidal thoughts and let's not forget it was JESUS who didn't lift a finger to console you during your depression.
      ... Or you can keep being stupid and delusional.

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 5 років тому +43

    I love Jim, but Jim AND Stephen? ABSOLUTE GOLD.
    One of these days Stephen should try to get Jim AND Jeannie on the show.

  • @vincentvincent4898
    @vincentvincent4898 4 роки тому +3

    I just caught myself smiling through this video.

  • @esztercsorba
    @esztercsorba 5 років тому +9

    I was at his show in Budapest, Hungary. He talked about Spain there too x'D I loved those jokes! Super funny guy!

    • @antonellamR2D2
      @antonellamR2D2 5 років тому +1

      Seafood is wasted on sone people 😶

  • @spacerivernews
    @spacerivernews 5 років тому +57

    So awesome! Love them both. 🙏

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney 4 роки тому +4

    this is a good man, no question!

  • @37Raffaella
    @37Raffaella 5 років тому +23

    I live in Spain, but sadly did not get to see him!!! 😢

  • @lenoreleitch5297
    @lenoreleitch5297 4 роки тому +3

    As (I am) a former Catholic and confirmed agnostic, Colbert is the only person in the world I can hear speak of religion and not make me want to change the channel. Absolute respect.

  • @Flo-oo2ov
    @Flo-oo2ov 5 років тому +9

    LOVE these two together 🙏😁

  • @rjtroy2214
    @rjtroy2214 5 років тому +241

    Is it me or is this the worst crowd ever

    • @YouToo472
      @YouToo472 5 років тому +4

      Terrible! Humor much?

    • @denied584
      @denied584 5 років тому +17

      Unfortunately colberts gone corporate/'liberal'

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 5 років тому +4

      @@denied584 What does that mean?

    • @gregoryfahy
      @gregoryfahy 5 років тому +8

      @@leavingitblank9363 it means the audience has an invisible filter over them where everything is scanned for correctness in their eyes and makes them cautious about reacting to comedy.

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 5 років тому +5

      @@gregoryfahy Colbert's audience cautious about correctness??? Ha! Hardly! No one goes to Colbert for correctness. The more outrageous he is, the more popular he is. Besides, micky's comment was about Colbert, not his audience.

  • @bleumarin1968
    @bleumarin1968 5 років тому +23

    fyi Stephen, there are about 250 000 British citizens (mostly retirees) living in Spain. Spain is the equivalent of Florida for Canadian retired population for them

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 5 років тому +1

      bleumarin1968 an American couple, friends of mine, have retired in Barcelona too.

    • @disgusted1
      @disgusted1 5 років тому

      Lucky Spain.

    • @antonellamR2D2
      @antonellamR2D2 5 років тому +1

      I'm Italian and I understand English pretty well. And Spanish people are better than Italians at languages 😁

  • @lisalevang9983
    @lisalevang9983 4 роки тому +2

    Finally an honest man ! I love you JIM and great healing towards your Wife Pope ! ~ sorry about your appendix, - an Alaskan

  • @deathmetalpotato
    @deathmetalpotato 5 років тому +232

    Thoughts and prayers to everyone scrolling the comments 🙏🙏🙏

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 5 років тому +9

      B. Jr. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🤣😊
      I don’t know you but I’m serious when I pray for folks I know and don’t know:)

    • @ABCDoris
      @ABCDoris 5 років тому +9

      B. Jr. They’re supposed to be two people high-fiving! 😂

    • @dbc680
      @dbc680 5 років тому +3

      It's just t&p now. Real time saver!

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 5 років тому +4

      @B. Jr. I'm praying for you. Bless your heart!

    • @ABCDoris
      @ABCDoris 5 років тому

      dbc680 😂

  • @davidmercadomusic
    @davidmercadomusic 4 роки тому +8

    3:51 someone in the band plays Spain by Chick Corea !!!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому +7

    "Well now, hang on. You didn't do your routine in _Spanish,_ did you?"
    "Uh, no. Surprisingly, I did it in Dutch."

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +25

    Thanks to this man, every time I warm up a pop tart, or a hot pocket, all I have to do is repeat a bit or two from his specials, and my wife completely forgets to nag me about eating them.

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому

      didn't hotpockets correct their ingredients in order to not lose any more customers?

    • @sammyc9617
      @sammyc9617 2 роки тому +1

      😆😆😆

  • @mitchevans4597
    @mitchevans4597 2 роки тому

    Beautifully said.

  • @denyze2263
    @denyze2263 5 років тому +13

    The prayer hands emoji = “thank you” in Xhosa.
    This hand gesture is beautiful.

    • @etcetraetcetra3173
      @etcetraetcetra3173 5 років тому +3

      Also, here in some parts of Asia.

    • @JessiNaka
      @JessiNaka 5 років тому +2

      Can also mean “thank you” or “sorry” in Japan!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 5 років тому +19

    Paella Pockets!

  • @darnellrx
    @darnellrx 4 роки тому +1

    I love Jim Gaffigan!!!

  • @itsjustmeofficial
    @itsjustmeofficial 5 років тому +6

    I've been a fan of Jim Gaffigan since I was really little. Glad to see he's finally getting recognized

    • @DevinAK49
      @DevinAK49 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @yeshalloween
      @yeshalloween 5 років тому +1

      •mj •playz• I mean, he’s been doing pretty well for many years now

  • @lq615
    @lq615 4 роки тому +1

    Prayer hands are for gratitude, like saying thanks

  • @TheValwood
    @TheValwood 5 років тому +6

    I love Jim! His faith is exactly what Jesus loved. It's real, yet humble. He knows he's not perfect. He knows he needs Jesus. (He is so humble, he feels uncomfortable to say it.)

    • @Judy-um6yn
      @Judy-um6yn 5 років тому

      Yes, did u see how uncomfortable he became discussing religion? So he states his wife is his pope!

  • @pr0xZen
    @pr0xZen 5 років тому +18

    Damn, a good sprinkle of aged pepper and some silver in his blenda white really did him good.

  • @mattdurrant3244
    @mattdurrant3244 5 років тому +7

    How dare you speak ill of Paella! How dare you sir!

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому

      yeah!!!! Are you kidding me??!! He's probably joking about it because he was traveling with his kids and they were freaking out--and that's hilarious to tell but awful to travel with children because they have to be taught

  • @nancyb.2951
    @nancyb.2951 5 років тому +40

    Jim, OMGosh you're so cute:) The entire reason we have a relationship with Jesus (and that is exactly what you need, an actual relationship with Jesus) is because we're so far from perfect.

    • @silvergirl3688
      @silvergirl3688 5 років тому +1

      Nancy B. Amen!

    • @robertdicenzo3478
      @robertdicenzo3478 4 роки тому

      I'm a guy so I can't speak to Jim being cute but you're absolutely right about Jesus.

    • @giggle_snort
      @giggle_snort 4 роки тому

      God knew He was creating imperfect people, it was entirely intentional. That's why He sent His Son to be our Savior. Why would we need saving if we were already perfect? He loves us, each of us, for all our many imperfections.

    • @aivlysplath
      @aivlysplath 4 роки тому +1

      Y'all seem to have a lot to say about how imperfect others are though.

    • @jmac79ers
      @jmac79ers 4 роки тому

      @@aivlysplath noone is perfect. You may be missing the point

  • @latikasuryavanshi8449
    @latikasuryavanshi8449 5 років тому +3

    Thank God you are back!

  • @debrabrabenec3731
    @debrabrabenec3731 5 років тому +4

    I was expecting Jim to have an issue with the prayer hands emoji because it was supposed to be "high five"!

  • @Yngvarfo
    @Yngvarfo 5 років тому +2

    We *do* do that with people. Royalty, in particular. In Norway, all the English Kings Henry are called Henrik.

  • @RubelliteFae
    @RubelliteFae 5 років тому +15

    "🙏" means "please!" from Japanese お願い, _onegai_ Also used as ナマステ, _namaste_
    Americans misappropriate it as "prayer hands"

    • @analogikahamburg
      @analogikahamburg 5 років тому +1

      RubelliteFae THANK YOU

    • @MA-zg2pz
      @MA-zg2pz 5 років тому +1

      Misappropriate 🤔 I think just misunderstood the Japanese context. Americans didn’t take the use of hands together and call it their own unique idea. It just transferred to a different culture context. It’s like the peace sign and thumbs up transfers to other cultures differently.

    • @slllloraxxx
      @slllloraxxx 5 років тому

      Imma pray for u 🙏

    • @bettersecret1499
      @bettersecret1499 5 років тому

      I honestly always thought it was an high 5

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae 5 років тому

      @@MA-zg2pz Ignorant of the original context at all. Using a symbol from another culture after guessing its meaning with little understanding of said culture... is misappropriation. This is why they now come is so many colours and they are all gendered, now. The symbol that meant "apologies for the mess" (a bowing construction worker) became "male construction worker" & "female construction worker." Symbols are supposed to represent the most abstracted, generalized form of an idea. It irks me

  • @johnbishara3795
    @johnbishara3795 5 років тому +4

    I’m praying for you steve

  • @fay4296
    @fay4296 5 років тому +6

    The "prayer hands" emoji was originally meant to represent two hands placed firmly together, meaning "please" or "thank you" in Japanese culture. So, I would interpret "See you at dinner 🙏" as the sender being super grateful that the recipient is coming, not a prayer.
    (... Do other people think I'm praying to them when I use it as intended?)

  • @pdoylemi
    @pdoylemi 5 років тому

    Hey, Jimmy - I prayed for my devout uncle before a surgery - he asked me to. He knew I was an atheist, and I even said, "Don't you think that might be counter productive?" But he asked, and I did it as sincerely as I could, because I knew it would make him feel better. When an atheist say, "I am praying for you" that means a lot more than when a believer says it. It means that they care so much about you that they will do something they think silly only because it will provide emotional support. If only all my Christian relatives had been that respectful to my atheist step father. He was happy to see them, but they insisted on praying (and tried to get him to join in) and brought in three pastors, and did everything they could think of to ignore his wishes, and jam their beliefs down his throat. But he was a good man, and knew that they thought they were doing good, so he forgave them - though it all pissed him off a lot, and I was the only one he could tell.

  • @lauriejanes6511
    @lauriejanes6511 5 років тому +6

    I thought the prayer hands emoji meant Namaste (I salute the divinity within you), not I’m praying for you.

    • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
      @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 5 років тому

      I thought it was two people high-fiving. :P

    • @sherryellesson9665
      @sherryellesson9665 5 років тому +2

      Laurie, I suspect the emoji was designed to be something universal that is meant as a sign of honoring someone's spirituality. We do not all need to agree - the point is, it's good energy.

    • @lauriejanes6511
      @lauriejanes6511 5 років тому +1

      Sherry Ellesson Yes, you’re right - that is the point. 💕

  • @theomegaconcern9564
    @theomegaconcern9564 4 роки тому +3

    Colberts interviews with comics is always awkward. Common denominator is Colbert.

  • @ErykaSoleil
    @ErykaSoleil 5 років тому +3

    1:45 I've often wondered that, as well.

  • @alissaward1032
    @alissaward1032 5 років тому +1

    What a great guy.

  • @alexanderiljin84
    @alexanderiljin84 4 роки тому

    I used to be a colbert fan while he was totally scripted on the colbert report, but now I find when he has a truly sharp guest, he's not a foil, instead colbert is simply dull, and not purposely.

  • @MK-hh1vo
    @MK-hh1vo 5 років тому +2

    2:03 People do that constantly! Especially if your name has more than 2 syllables! People will ignore the name you told them and declare "well I'll just call you...". Or the "polite" ones will ask "do you have a nick name I can call you?" My answer to both options is always "No".

    • @IAm-qf2xb
      @IAm-qf2xb 5 років тому +1

      And your name is MK.
      Mkay.

    • @Kaleidoscopics
      @Kaleidoscopics 3 роки тому

      Erica has a lot of syllables but I've always been called Erica because what do you shorten that down to? Air?
      As a matter of fact, I was that kid in school with a name you couldn't shorten so I never had a nickname of any kind and it always bothered me.
      So when I had a kid, I gave her a name that she doesn't even realize is her name because I've never called her that, I call her by her nickname and don't even introduce her by her real name.
      So I guess weird things have differently weird effects on people.

  • @88sheldon88
    @88sheldon88 5 років тому

    I love Jim Gaffigan 💗💛💙💜💚💗

  • @thiscatrblx9641
    @thiscatrblx9641 4 роки тому

    God bless you.

  • @kathleenhastings4622
    @kathleenhastings4622 5 років тому +1

    Love Jim Gaffigan!

  • @michaelsalovaara567
    @michaelsalovaara567 5 років тому

    Two very excellent comedians.

  • @kosamui
    @kosamui 2 роки тому

    He was correct in feeling attacked, Steve knew what he was doing. Very low brow interview technique. Not surprised.

  • @maryjanemccarthy2907
    @maryjanemccarthy2907 4 роки тому

    Thank you for the praying hands emoji call out! I am an RCIA Director (for adults going through the process of becoming Catholic), and I agree the praying hands emoji is weird. Lots of friends use it. Words are easy friends. I'm saying this on the platform I will never be 'caught' on! :-)

  • @usersangsa
    @usersangsa 5 років тому +6

    4:15 Prayer hands emoji

    • @SeriousMoonlight666
      @SeriousMoonlight666 5 років тому +1

      Thank you, I couln't be bothered to listen to the whole things and instantly start scanning ...

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 5 років тому +1

      Thank you 🙏

  • @djinvinceable
    @djinvinceable 5 років тому +39

    What a dead audience

  • @giz-bar
    @giz-bar 5 років тому +8

    Mr Universe what's up brotha! You're one of the funniest comedians I've seen! 😂
    Hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatcrazyass
    @thatcrazyass 5 років тому +152

    You can tell some of his jokes are a little over the head of this audience 😂

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 5 років тому +9

      I agree, they were asking themselves "why ain't he talking about hot pockets?"

    • @brianstinson7867
      @brianstinson7867 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, kinda lame audience.

    • @markwoldin162
      @markwoldin162 4 роки тому +1

      I live in Spain and I wasn't laughing. Just not on the mark. And I'm a Gaffigan fan.

    • @kelliegray6088
      @kelliegray6088 4 роки тому

      Except the cackling lady in the front row

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому +2

      @@1craley878 we midwesterners do travel extensively contrary to what the east coasters and the west coasters believe about us. I live in San Francisco now for 25 years and stopped explaining it to the Californians. At least we don't need to think we are superior.

  • @missmichelle1627
    @missmichelle1627 5 років тому +3

    The Spanish have different names for all the countries too. They even call the British royal families by different names. It's Prince Carlos and Queen Isabella. My favourite is prince Enrique for prince Harry.

    • @rommelr7
      @rommelr7 5 років тому +1

      And Guillermo for William, which is so freaking annoying

  • @DaveLugo79
    @DaveLugo79 5 років тому +25

    I think what he's trying to say is that he loves some aspects of religion, like the sense of family, but he doesnt truly believe everything about it.
    I'm in the same type of relationship he is but I dont pretend to believe. My thought process is all the good things that you like about your religion can be achieved without the supernatural stuff. You just have to be a better person not for a god, but for you and your fellow humans.

    • @Jornandreja
      @Jornandreja 5 років тому +5

      Agreed. If people get that from their church, that's great. But it's not because of the church, it's because of the people that go there. You also don't need a church to find friends, community, and a supportive environment. I have that with my neighbors. And yes, believe it or not, I live in America. How sad is it that people feel they can't get that from their neighbors in America so they need to look for it in church?

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 5 років тому +2

      Agree as well. Just look at the bible. It's basically a guide book on how to be a good human, a decent member of society. It's a book of stories, allegories, and metaphors trying to teach you lessons on life. People get into trouble when they take these stories as the literal truth as if it actually happened that way with all the magic and such. If people want to waste their time with religion, aka mythology, and pour their hard earned money into the pockets of the clergy, go right ahead. I on the other hand can be a good human on my own. It isn't difficult.

    • @bens.5127
      @bens.5127 5 років тому

      Why?

    • @luismx8
      @luismx8 5 років тому

      Good point! Now, what about the afterlife? Where do loved ones go?

    • @DaveLugo79
      @DaveLugo79 5 років тому

      @@luismx8 The same place they were before they were born: Nowhere.
      I dont understand why people are so afraid to accept that when you die you just cease to exist. Just like before you were born. These are the same people who barely live their actual lives because their more worried about what happens when you die.
      Here's what happens when you die: You're not alive. And you're not here.

  • @Jornandreja
    @Jornandreja 5 років тому +7

    He's not anything close to a monster. I see him as someone who kinda makes bad jokes somewhat funny. Kinda like that eyeroller of a joke that is only funny when your weird uncle tells it.

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 5 років тому

      I'd kind of disagree...more like, his comedy doesn't have any edge, but it's got heart and soul. It's wholesome without being nauseating. I enjoy him, but don't need to spend hours with his work. Charming and lightly endearing.

  • @carlosibarra5999
    @carlosibarra5999 5 років тому +4

    This audience just got a solid comedy bit for free.

    • @gkess7106
      @gkess7106 5 років тому

      They waited in line for hours outside.

  • @maxhr1749
    @maxhr1749 5 років тому

    Jim G. can do no wrong in my eyes. He’s just that funny. I definitely think there’s an overuse of “prayer hands”. People put those to say they’re praying. Do I actually think all of those people are praying? Not really. When my husband had cancer, he knew people meant well, but we should all get off social media and downgrade emoji usage and go over and offer our help to people in need. If you’re too far away, think of something more inventive. You can pray as well but what people need most is real acts of kindness.

  • @gkvogt
    @gkvogt 3 роки тому

    Jim is the best. I subscribe to his UA-cam channel and get to see all of his videos.

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge 5 років тому +2

    I always thought the emoji standard set was created in Japan, and that’s why the prayer-hands emoji comes up when you type “thanks,” rather than for “please” or “hope.”

    • @akinigiri
      @akinigiri 4 роки тому

      Yea, in JPN it means thanks, but more often it means please, it can also mean prayer though, but not very common as JPN isn't very religious.

  • @danashane
    @danashane 5 років тому +2

    7:53 "I'm praying to nothingness." Truest words spoken ever

  • @alexandergiandettore
    @alexandergiandettore 5 років тому +6

    Jim is a god. We need him to stay on this earth as long as possible.

    • @joseville
      @joseville Рік тому

      There is only one God and I think that's what any Catholic/Christian would say if they read a comment where someone called them a god.

  • @johnbanas4353
    @johnbanas4353 4 роки тому

    🙏🙏🙏 The prayer hands emoji is actually a high five.

  • @OldManSkateboards
    @OldManSkateboards 5 років тому +1

    Emoji hand prayer is more of a head nod I got you homie. Big ups. Good lookin out .. Stay blessed

  • @billydrumskin777
    @billydrumskin777 4 роки тому

    Looking good Bro! Jim eats world is the best! Genius! You make us laugh more than anyone! Rock on Bro!!!

  • @DanielRucci
    @DanielRucci 4 роки тому

    Two of the funniest guys alive.

  • @fl00d69
    @fl00d69 5 років тому +5

    "..There's obviously uh, my personal relationship with Jesus... haha it sounds crazy"
    Yes Jim, it does, because it is.

  • @bastianrivero
    @bastianrivero 4 роки тому +6

    The praying hands 🙏🏼 are actually a high five

  • @EJ__1
    @EJ__1 5 років тому +1

    Highlight: 1:30

  • @orcasin112
    @orcasin112 5 років тому +46

    "Hey, but you said you were an atheist!"

  • @kanukki84
    @kanukki84 3 роки тому

    And that praying emoji really is high five emoji..

  • @daved8161
    @daved8161 5 років тому +1

    From his context, Prayer hands means "I hope you come".

  • @dreamervanroom
    @dreamervanroom 4 роки тому

    What if there is no Power Blaming You. No Monster. Just you. And whatever love you can muster.

  • @computerbiscuit
    @computerbiscuit 5 років тому +1

    Love ur work Jim

  • @verenaheuer9628
    @verenaheuer9628 5 років тому +4

    Dear USA, we don't always call you United States of America in German either. It would be Vereinigte Staaten von Amerika. Same in French, I believe.

    • @EvelineUK
      @EvelineUK 5 років тому +1

      I think he just figured out that different languages exist. ;)

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 5 років тому

      But most of "The United States of America" uses common words that other languages can easily translate. Only "America" is unique. (And why isn't it "Amerigo"?)

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 5 років тому +4

    Damn, the audience was not giving him laughs easily

  • @mattdavid716
    @mattdavid716 5 років тому +11

    Don’t worry Jim, many churches let monsters preach to their children

    • @lynnsmithershubbard1896
      @lynnsmithershubbard1896 4 роки тому

      Exactly why my mother refused to take us to Church service, but did allow us when we were small to go to Sunday school--in order to learn the stories from the Bible only

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius 5 років тому +1

    Wow, first Scooby Doo and now The Late Show... Gaffigan is doing the circuit.

  • @josephfoote3276
    @josephfoote3276 2 роки тому

    And that is about as good as a sermon can be.
    Religion is about getting in touch with your feelings, not all of which are good and happy and wholesome, and processing them, dealing with them. Mr. Gaffigan does this every time he steps on stage. He really is a Holy Man in his own way.