Soldiers Who were Intoxicated in Battle

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  Рік тому +88

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    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 Рік тому +7

      Bud light? Then they went down on each other after battle

    • @BullseyeBenR
      @BullseyeBenR Рік тому +2

      @@stoptrudeau42haha after they put on females clothes 😂

    • @ronnalscammahorn8002
      @ronnalscammahorn8002 Рік тому +1

      Civil War Pabst Blue Ribbon was available , how else would a grown man walk in line towards open cannon fire .

    • @MikeStivicATS
      @MikeStivicATS 8 місяців тому

      IN THE ZONE

    • @MistaTea247
      @MistaTea247 7 місяців тому

      Fax

  • @markr8755
    @markr8755 Рік тому +552

    My stepdad had a few stories from his tour of Vietnam. One he told was about getting black out drunk one day in Vietnam and waking up the next day in Cambodia. While he was drunk his unit moved into Cambodia.
    Sometime later he was awarded a Bronze Star for taking out a machinegun nest single handed. He had to ask other in his unit what it was for. He was so drunk, he charged the nest firing his rifle and throwing grenades, "like something out of a John Wayne movie" per his fellow soldiers.

    • @Rays_Bad_Decisions
      @Rays_Bad_Decisions Рік тому +53

      Murica!!

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter Рік тому +50

      I recommend looking up his name, there’s a pretty comprehensive list of Bronze Star recipients, you might learn something you never knew about his service.

    • @tylergooden2183
      @tylergooden2183 Рік тому +14

      We didn’t have parties like these. Usually it started the same way but me and Pete would end up in a fistfight and Roy would usually end up vomiting on himself

    • @huithu
      @huithu Рік тому +17

      Stop the cap

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому +2

      Did you kiss him?

  • @ryimscaith1593
    @ryimscaith1593 Рік тому +425

    As a veteran, I have a question. There are sober combat soldiers?

    • @asdf9890
      @asdf9890 Рік тому +40

      I’m not a vet, but can’t imagine going through war sober. Got to have some release from that!

    • @cristsan4171
      @cristsan4171 Рік тому

      Desmond Doss is never able to save anyone due to alcohol and medical drugs (medicines) keep disappearing

    • @timkeenan7419
      @timkeenan7419 Рік тому +49

      I'm a Canadian combat veteran, I never went to a firefight without my little buddy, my one pint flask. After I got my boys situated I could sneak a little nip every now and again. I retired 5 years ago and haven't had a drink since.

    • @jesserobinson20
      @jesserobinson20 Рік тому +16

      ​@timkeenan7419 fantastic that you don't drink anymore. I've known enough veterans to know that it goes the other way far too often. Happy retirement!

    • @brokens1097
      @brokens1097 Рік тому +3

      Thank you for your service and for making that point.

  • @tomfox9083
    @tomfox9083 Рік тому +1635

    As a pot smoker I can promise you that as soon as the fight started his buzz was gone.

    • @richardbruce-n9e
      @richardbruce-n9e Рік тому +96

      Facts

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan Рік тому +243

      Especially the stuff they smoked back then. It was extremely tame compared to the kind you can buy nowadays

    • @69Jackjones69
      @69Jackjones69 Рік тому +180

      Depends on how high you are. If you're super baked and the adrenaline kicks in, you'll still be high but the herb gives you a laser focus on the action

    • @howardlloyd9183
      @howardlloyd9183 Рік тому +47

      For sure. I smoke every day b4 work but when it's time to rock it out. Not high anymore guaranteed.

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому +12

      You = jealous

  • @lukaswilhelm9290
    @lukaswilhelm9290 Рік тому +238

    In one hand while you high or drunk you could fight to your optimal limit but in the other hand you could also fight like Austrians who lost a retreating battle against themselves while also drunk.

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan Рік тому +10

      It really depends on how high or drunk you are aswell. If you have a good buzz on it's easy to sober up when the adrenaline kicks in, but if you're plastered then good luck. Same with weed

    • @M4A1_DELTA6
      @M4A1_DELTA6 Рік тому +6

      I bet when the first bullet flies at you you don’t feel none of it sober up 100% I’m sure but when the adrenaline wears off

    • @liamhughes1532
      @liamhughes1532 Рік тому +11

      @@Gameprojordan this delusion is why folk drink/drug drive. Adrenaline does not sober you up, it makes you feel energetic and stimulated, but a cognitive test would still show reduced hand-eye coordination, slower reaction time,etc, all while the subject would be reporting "feeling sober"

    • @davidmoore3479
      @davidmoore3479 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Gameprojordancan't get plastered on weed , you just get tired.

    • @EC-dz4bq
      @EC-dz4bq Рік тому +4

      @@davidmoore3479 says someone who has never over done edibles

  • @kylejefferson1547
    @kylejefferson1547 Рік тому +330

    A high soldier receives the “HIGHEST” army award 😂

    • @stevegaza1495
      @stevegaza1495 Рік тому +12

      Most underrated comment!!! Lmfao

    • @fook-joby-den6172
      @fook-joby-den6172 Рік тому +6

      Got get high to get high awards I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @AuntJoey
      @AuntJoey 11 місяців тому +3

      as an iraq/afghanistan veteran that smokes a lot of weed that guy is literally my fucking hero now

  • @cjwilliams3296
    @cjwilliams3296 Рік тому +48

    It’s a small thing, but at the 12:00 mark you make a comparison between adrenaline and methamphetamines. You said unlike adrenaline, methamphetamines don’t affect blood pressure and that is incorrect and potentially very dangerous misinformation.
    It should read:
    “Adrenaline is short lived and quickly metabolized causing short but high spikes in blood pressure. By contrast, amphetamines and methamphetamines cause a less severe increase in blood pressure while activating the same neurological receptors and is metabolized more slowly.“
    It’s not a big mistake. But it’s a small one with the potential to cause an oversized amount of harm.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +5

      I don’t think anyone who’s planning on doing meth is watching this video

    • @gabriel199714
      @gabriel199714 Рік тому

      ​@Sniperboy5551 That's probably true, but meds like Samexid(adhd medicine) are derivated from amphetamine. That's why I can't have energy drinks or more than 2 cups of coffee while on Samexid. If I do I run a very high risk of tachycardia, arrhythmia and even a full blown heart attack

    • @kainraab2589
      @kainraab2589 11 місяців тому +9

      @@Sniperboy5551I am

    • @pakmatherdiverb
      @pakmatherdiverb 9 місяців тому +2

      Agree
      Also
      “Took pot”
      What times are we in, reefer madness?

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Sniperboy5551Um, speak for yourself. I have a long day to get through tomorrow.

  • @FloridaManFrank
    @FloridaManFrank Рік тому +106

    By the way that fin soldier didn't intentionally take the whole supply of pervatin the pills had melted together as one because of his body heat and he just ate the whole lump of what was a pill and then he tripped mega WW2 balls and when they found him he was like 20 lbs lighter, dehydrated, starving and probably so confused it felt like he was dreaming for 2 weeks

    • @matthewsmiley3630
      @matthewsmiley3630 Рік тому +12

      Yea, I have a theory that he wasn’t consciously making decisions anymore. His brain saw skis, so it decided to ski. I don’t believe he used his gun at all the whole time, but at the point he was at, he probably would have thought a rifle was just a stick. He was completely blacked out for most of it I believe lol

    • @richardbruce-n9e
      @richardbruce-n9e Рік тому

      @@matthewsmiley3630watch the fat electrician he covers the story better

    • @richardbruce-n9e
      @richardbruce-n9e Рік тому +7

      @@matthewsmiley3630and yeah everything at that point was probably just instinct reaction and ingrained training that helped him

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic Рік тому +1

      He was like 70lbs lighter. He weighed around 90lbs at the hospital.

    • @shawnpawlowski1436
      @shawnpawlowski1436 11 місяців тому

      It’s called automatism. His mind was functioning on simple inferences.

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +515

    “I might be battling you even though I’m toasted, but tomorrow I’ll be sober and you’ll still be roasted!” Winston Churchill

    • @johngault4790
      @johngault4790 Рік тому +56

      The real story goes a woman called Churchill drunk and he replied "I might be drunk but you're ugly, in the morning I'll be sober but you'll still be ugly"

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 Рік тому +1

      ​@@johngault4790😠they should have impeached him

    • @vacuousericb1118
      @vacuousericb1118 Рік тому +34

      "My perents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn't ditch me when they were alive like yours did." Teddy Roosevelt

    • @Welsh7133
      @Welsh7133 Рік тому +12

      @@vacuousericb1118OOoooh, world war 2 soon?

    • @davidwas77
      @davidwas77 Рік тому +8

      @@johngault4790is that true? Cause that’s hilarious 😂

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 Рік тому +31

    Meth wasn't new in the 1930's. It had been around since the 1890's. Germany did make it in to a pill form though.

    • @CaTsArElIF3
      @CaTsArElIF3 Рік тому +5

      All this and it was the Japanese that created it in the 1880’s with the synthesis of ephedrine. Then I’m 1885 Nagayoshi Nagai isolated the herb that the Chinese herb ma haung, that the Chinese used for thousands of years as a stimulant. And in 1893 a similar substance was synthesized in a lab and methamphetamine was born.

    • @myyoutubename1756
      @myyoutubename1756 9 місяців тому +1

      Japan didnt create it. They created the precursors. Germany did

    • @michaelshearer5105
      @michaelshearer5105 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah Germany will not be living this down... it's one thing to make a drug but a different thing to implement it into your military tactics.

  • @theskullboy8700
    @theskullboy8700 Рік тому +158

    Random drunk: what did I miss
    Sober soldier: well. After you drank that beer your found by the fridge. You grabbed a sword and just decapitated the entire enemy squad

  • @AutonomousVII
    @AutonomousVII 11 місяців тому +41

    Some fellow vets I know are still battling meth addiction from being given amphetamines in Vietnam. They were issued big bottles of speed each month and getting a new bottle because someone “lost” theirs was a common occurrence. When they got back to the states they would either keep up with the amphetamines or move onto meth. The fact that they were treated like filth when they got home didn’t help at all either.

    • @CastorRabbit
      @CastorRabbit 6 місяців тому

      They should decriminalise that one. At least people are productive and tidy. This fentanyl has got to go. It's ruining America.

  • @NotConsumed
    @NotConsumed Рік тому +30

    true friends can cross the fucking earth to give you a beer while you’re at war.
    I want a friend like that.

  • @willnotquit
    @willnotquit Рік тому +6

    I love that the first guy has a joint sticking out of his mouth for the whole story…like he was super stoned!

  • @tripplesthreat
    @tripplesthreat Рік тому +15

    Kind of a funny story from where I'm from. During the War of 1812; the first siege of Ft. Meigs. The fort wasn't complete when the British laid siege to the fort. To get the soldiers to finish building the ramparts, the for commander, General Harrison, authorized extra rations of rum to get the soldiers to continue working while being shelled. Guess it really is liquid courage.

  • @bbracing3925
    @bbracing3925 Рік тому +57

    Peter lemon was in a fog, let's call it a "lemon haze" 😅

  • @Spartan265
    @Spartan265 Рік тому +59

    To be fair adrenalin can easily sober you up after smoking bud. I also imagine a gunfight would be quick to sober one up as well. I know for sure adrenaline can sober you up fast as I've experienced it first hand lol.

    • @howardlloyd9183
      @howardlloyd9183 Рік тому +5

      You nailed it. Being high on weed will fade real quick when being shot at.

  • @MiniOilSlyk
    @MiniOilSlyk Рік тому +21

    Pvt Bill Speakman, VC, Korean War. Threw beer bottles at enemy when ran out of ammo.

  • @Average_FoxDoge
    @Average_FoxDoge Рік тому +27

    Great video lol. I wasn't expecting a video on intoxicated soldiers lmao.

  • @CristianMonserrate-wo2rk
    @CristianMonserrate-wo2rk Рік тому +68

    Simple History putting their videos together into one compilation video is amazing

  • @wweminehead
    @wweminehead Рік тому +84

    "Die with your hands around the throat of the enemy" Victor Reznov CoD WAW

    • @JuriSins
      @JuriSins Рік тому +8

      Speaking of COD, Ultimis Nikolai basically went through the maps and easter eggs drunk 😂

    • @danscott3880
      @danscott3880 Рік тому +3

      It is happy hour vodka for everyone. Nikolai world at war..

  • @jc-tu6pg
    @jc-tu6pg Рік тому +8

    i like how the animations are janky and not janky at the same time

  • @jasond5028
    @jasond5028 Рік тому +25

    "He took marijuana" LOL

  • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
    @NickThorbjørnsen2207 Рік тому +217

    While I was doing missions in the navy I never got caught operating weaponry while drunk.
    I did.... I just never got caught.

    • @somepogger8321
      @somepogger8321 Рік тому +2

      Bro could of caused a war💀💀

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 Рік тому +10

      That’s why it’s called the “Never Got Caught” ribbon.

    • @briguy459
      @briguy459 Рік тому +4

      Not much different. You can either have a lack of sleep and be drunk on watch or just be tired and bored on watch 😅

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому

      Must be a real tough guy

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому

      @@somepogger8321bro could have creampied you

  • @josephperrelli8308
    @josephperrelli8308 11 місяців тому +20

    how does the story about that finish soldier get more insane every single time I hear it? I swear every single time I hear it a new detail is added that makes it even more insane.

  • @vincedibona4687
    @vincedibona4687 Рік тому +6

    It is said that on that day, whilst most of the troops were on maybe one marijuana, Sgt. Lemon had taken at least 3, and maybe even 4, marijuanas.

  • @physetermacrocephalus2209
    @physetermacrocephalus2209 Рік тому +16

    Grant was drunk on Liqour the entire Seige of Vicksberg. He won the war and we elected him President because of it. Im not saying a drunk army is good thing because its not....but sometimes....in particular situations....

    • @tomhenry897
      @tomhenry897 Рік тому +1

      Not really
      Didn’t drink anymore then others
      And lot less then others
      It was misinformation by those jealous of him to get him relieved
      He won battles others couldn’t so Lincoln kept him

    • @physetermacrocephalus2209
      @physetermacrocephalus2209 Рік тому +1

      @@tomhenry897
      Nah it was the Whiskey. If you know you know.

  • @bruhmoment787
    @bruhmoment787 9 місяців тому +4

    First guy was like "oh they're in the tree? I guess I'm smoking the trees"

  • @notreallymyname3736
    @notreallymyname3736 9 місяців тому +2

    Soviets: "Vhat the Blyat? Commrade, ve are under attack by the Finns!"
    That one Finn on a herculean amount of pervatin skiing full blast: ZÜÜÜÜÜM

  • @Michael-r1o9h
    @Michael-r1o9h Рік тому +6

    I don't blame him like so many people who have left their own country for the American dream and they had shown what loyalty to this country by fighting for this beautiful country and to some of them had shown what a true American is

  • @j0shi3
    @j0shi3 8 місяців тому +1

    LOL the cracked out german busting through the wall at 18:14 I lost it 🤣😂

  • @anarchy_79
    @anarchy_79 Рік тому +7

    Fresh pine needle shoots are very nutritious and every Northerner learns about this from childhood. It's a great source of vitamin C, you can brew a tea on them. Pretty refreshing too.

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever Рік тому +9

    12:07 my therapist: Heer soldier on drugs isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Heer soldier on drugs:

  • @fernandoalegria4240
    @fernandoalegria4240 Рік тому +60

    As a proud Viet Nam Marine vet, I would say that from Feb68 to Oct69, as an infantryman, I never witnessed any drug or alcohol use while I'm on patrols or operations, his fellow Marines would not tolerate it.

    • @tomhenry897
      @tomhenry897 Рік тому +30

      That’s BS
      Every veitnam vet marine and army I served with talked about the drug use

    • @Jordizzan
      @Jordizzan Рік тому +28

      You’re the only squad who behaved I guess pal.

    • @EnigmaticLucas
      @EnigmaticLucas Рік тому +6

      I'd imagine it was more common in the Army since fragging was more common there

    • @georgesears2916
      @georgesears2916 Рік тому +11

      To be fair I imagine moral was slightly higher in 68 to 69 than it was in the last 5 years.

    • @JamesRowell-fj7uq
      @JamesRowell-fj7uq Рік тому +2

      SEMPER FI BROTHER

  • @joelxyso
    @joelxyso Рік тому +11

    The thumbnail has me dying 😭 "Bud fight"

  • @PerceptionsProphet
    @PerceptionsProphet Рік тому +4

    Man got so high he went to an award ceremony in another country

  • @baconflakes3345
    @baconflakes3345 Рік тому +9

    0:16 they call him the weed whacker

  • @Ody21
    @Ody21 Рік тому +25

    As a veteran once said "When you're in combat, you fight for your brothers to your left and to your right"

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 Рік тому +4

    I’m glad you made a shortened version

  • @geordiedog1749
    @geordiedog1749 Рік тому +5

    “Hey Lemon, Get that Pig going!” Puff, puff, puff “Er, yeah. Give me a minute, yeah?”

  • @Dawidson_CZE2521
    @Dawidson_CZE2521 Рік тому +4

    5:20 *April 1st*
    American soldiers: But why at night?!
    Viet Cong soldiers: *It's just a prank*

  • @necrophagus9
    @necrophagus9 Рік тому +5

    Not to be pedantic but, methamphetamine was synthesized from ephedrine in 1893 by Japanese chemist Nagai Nagayoshi. Three decades later, in 1919, methamphetamine hydrochloride was synthesized by pharmacologist Akira Ogata via reduction of ephedrine using red phosphorus and iodine.

    • @gaoxiaen1
      @gaoxiaen1 Рік тому +3

      Before that they used cocaine.

  • @menwithven8114
    @menwithven8114 Рік тому +22

    You know how many thousands of these stories we will never know because soldiers were scared to say lol

  • @randomlow
    @randomlow Рік тому +31

    The 1911 replacing the m1892 as mentioned is incorrect. It was replaced by the colt 1909 new service. Simple history researcher was asleep on that one.

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor Рік тому +7

      It was probably easier to gloss over that fact than say they used the M1909 for 2 years until the adoption of the M1911. A layperson might also be unaware of other firearms like the M1941 Johnson Rifle or even the M14's service in Vietnam. Some might say you're technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

    • @AceHimalayanX
      @AceHimalayanX Рік тому +1

      There was also a German Soldier equipped with an MG42 shooting it like an assault rifle

    • @baconater4199
      @baconater4199 11 місяців тому

      @@MalleusSemperVictorthat’s the answer this guy is just being a stickler

    • @CivilizedWarrior
      @CivilizedWarrior 8 місяців тому

      @@MalleusSemperVictor everybody say Jamaica, Jamaica!

  • @Leedz13th
    @Leedz13th 9 місяців тому +4

    You're not fighting for your country if you're thousands of miles away. Your fighting for politicians

  • @savagefurry
    @savagefurry Рік тому +10

    Lmao the first story made it sound like you get obliterated when you smoke weed. 😂
    The adrenaline from a situation like that would kill your high faster than a light turns on. Lmao

  • @billybobfudpucker5817
    @billybobfudpucker5817 Рік тому +1

    That German soldier at 12:02 looks like all he needs is some glow sticks and Kraftwerk.

  • @sleuthchipperson
    @sleuthchipperson Рік тому +7

    after death lemon was posthumously awarded the purple cross of dankness

  • @gamernoob174
    @gamernoob174 Рік тому +5

    Pov: 0:41 Canadians without Maple syrup for months

  • @ThrasherGnar
    @ThrasherGnar Рік тому +30

    “Took marijuana” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nevasoba5953
    @nevasoba5953 Рік тому +15

    To be fair, I learned how to drive stoned, I learned how to frame houses stoned. I get stoned nearly everyday , so it’s not that significant that people can fight a war high on pot.

  • @Anti-furry_soldier87362.
    @Anti-furry_soldier87362. Рік тому +205

    Bud fight💀💀

  • @horseclock6454
    @horseclock6454 9 місяців тому +1

    I like the fact that you animated him smoking his joint on the way out lol, very nice.

  • @jondevere4918
    @jondevere4918 Рік тому +5

    Hitler was also a morphine addict. The combination of strong opiates and methampet
    Resulted in Hitler’s poor decision making leading to the ill-considered invasion of Russia

  • @harrychufan
    @harrychufan 7 місяців тому +1

    11:46 Meth and other stimulants like Adderall definitely affect blood pressure?

  • @danielcurtis1434
    @danielcurtis1434 Рік тому +4

    I think people don’t understand that drugs including alcohol or marijuana can have extreme performance increases!!!

    • @luciddreamworks
      @luciddreamworks Місяць тому

      Oh yeah, I ran my fastest mile when I was super baked..only time I've broken 5 minutes

  • @BillyBedlam85
    @BillyBedlam85 Рік тому +3

    You ever seen the backbof a 20$ dollar bill? On Marijuana? You ever fought off a battalion of nva on Marijuana?

  • @davidwells2515
    @davidwells2515 Рік тому +9

    If I’m in war and presented with some bud, I am smoking it with my buds.

  • @spikelee5716
    @spikelee5716 10 місяців тому +1

    I tried many stuff in my life in many diff situations, but 1 thing is for sure, once a fight for your life starts all the buzz goes away, all you get is a high focus on whatever you are doing, you get shot you feel a cold burn, but the pain is numbed so you keep going till the body collapse, but theres nothing the brain can do to make you stop, all pain inducers are numbed and you keep pushing.

  • @trelard
    @trelard Рік тому +9

    Paddy Mayne is a legend.

  • @whiskeytangofoxtrot9632
    @whiskeytangofoxtrot9632 10 місяців тому +1

    i’ll tell you as someone who smokes weed regularly and has a decades long worth of firearms exposure and 2 years combat shooting experience that if you handed me a joint and a rifle it’s game over for whoever is on the receiving end

  • @davea6314
    @davea6314 Рік тому +67

    There is the question of how much alcohol General Grant drank during the US Civil War.

  • @rastaoneeye
    @rastaoneeye 5 місяців тому +1

    @34:00 Movie is called Beer Run. 🙂 made in 2022

  • @FloridaManFrank
    @FloridaManFrank Рік тому +4

    Training and survival instincts kick in no matter what you are on

  • @lombardo141
    @lombardo141 9 місяців тому +1

    That fin story is the perfect movie. A very dark comedy 😂

  • @corngreaterthanwheat
    @corngreaterthanwheat Рік тому +4

    Lemon brought a new definition to “420 blazing.”

  • @bmak24
    @bmak24 Рік тому +1

    The way this guy says “marijuanna”….😂😂😂

  • @julianstone1192
    @julianstone1192 Рік тому +17

    I’ve never been a soldier, but in my limited experience yeah in a fight being drunk and on drugs, you go pretty hard and crazy, fight multiple dudes at once, good thing I’m trying to get my life back on track

    • @TheBerendir
      @TheBerendir Рік тому +3

      Same here but most of the time the multiple dudes I was fighting didn't exist 😂.

    • @dwightchaos9449
      @dwightchaos9449 Рік тому +7

      Fighting a drunk person sober makes you feel like a Jedi.. any other drugs I could see it might help.. but fighting drunk has you all slow and off balance.

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 Рік тому +1

      I smoked so much weed once I passed out in a field and lost my phone while on the way to a strip club.

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash 11 місяців тому

      I like when drunk people pick a fight with me :D

    • @dwightchaos9449
      @dwightchaos9449 11 місяців тому

      @@Btester2 well I was gonna say it saved ya money.. but if you had to buy a new phone maybe not… strip clubs have are a waste to go to for me anymore. It did serve a purpose one time though.. 😝

  • @Combine_support_gunner_hlalyx
    @Combine_support_gunner_hlalyx Рік тому +2

    Simple histery is da best channel

  • @nathansorlien2296
    @nathansorlien2296 Рік тому +3

    Reefer wouldn't affect anyone that much maybe wreck the rations but that's it

  • @bigfootclouds
    @bigfootclouds Рік тому +12

    Honestly if I was in Vietnam I woulda needed that Za too 😭

  • @Hardworlder
    @Hardworlder 11 місяців тому +1

    I burst out laughing at "high on marijuana." I don't even know if I count that as "intoxicated."

  • @kolasillers7776
    @kolasillers7776 Рік тому +6

    I was intoxicated in Soviet army very often. We were drinking moonshine near Bryansk every week.

  • @michaeldalessandro3020
    @michaeldalessandro3020 Рік тому +1

    Another awesome video 👏

  • @cooldude3856
    @cooldude3856 Рік тому +4

    probably half of the viking berserkers of the middle ages were high on mushrooms they found in the forest

  • @Brunzy1970
    @Brunzy1970 8 місяців тому

    I love your channel and just resubscribe after watching everything twice atleast. Great channel

  • @bobbyread6883
    @bobbyread6883 Рік тому +3

    Nobody stays high that long with that much adrenalin on pot, lol !

  • @semperparatus678
    @semperparatus678 Рік тому +2

    My dad was telling me that most smoked weed. Vietnam prices were a coffee can full of weed was about 5 dollars.

  • @kevinabraham9260
    @kevinabraham9260 Рік тому +5

    I love the first one where he has a joint in his mouth in every scene 🤣🤣🤣, I’ve seen the Finnish soldier Aimo Koivunen story on a whole pack of meth(pervitin) 100 times and cannot stop laughing dude tried to die on accident so many times 🤣🤣 savage

  • @masonmonroe
    @masonmonroe 11 місяців тому +1

    I love how the US still demonizes pot like this Having two beers would affect your aim more than any number amount of joints. Of course he was raised Canadian😂🇨🇦

  • @Ulysses1994XF04
    @Ulysses1994XF04 Рік тому +9

    I don't think anyone is topping the Finnish guy who took ALL of the meth.

  • @izzick2517
    @izzick2517 10 місяців тому +1

    When they ran out of bullets they used their swords, when blades ran dull they used their bare hands

  • @aevenova9780
    @aevenova9780 Рік тому +3

    Nobody is drinking bud light anymore 😂

  • @anthonykintz5936
    @anthonykintz5936 Рік тому +1

    I love how absurdly large the joint is shown to be.

  • @maruzencentral
    @maruzencentral Рік тому +4

    Id be popping a couple benzos before each battle lol

    • @crf80fdarkdays
      @crf80fdarkdays 8 місяців тому

      That would be pretty silly, take enough and you wouldn't have the energy to fight.

  • @hikerzeek8844
    @hikerzeek8844 Рік тому +1

    When things go crazy your high definitely goes down and with some disappears

  • @tuxedomask7892
    @tuxedomask7892 Рік тому +9

    Making the weed sound like it’s the most intoxicating drug in the world 😂

  • @tburt6551
    @tburt6551 11 місяців тому +1

    As a pot smoker, that wasn't pot. It was probably opium, opium laced pot or laced pot with coca*ne, or laced pot with m3th.

  • @Vang2009
    @Vang2009 Рік тому +11

    Pullo was hella drunk since he didn’t stay in formation that one time in Gaul.

  • @Dr.Z73
    @Dr.Z73 Рік тому +2

    My friend is really really good at COD playing extremely drunk. Drunken Master.

  • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
    @warpartyattheoutpost4987 Рік тому +3

    It's... it's a... *(hic)* it's a tradishun... I'm not drunk YOU ARE!

  • @nexusobserve
    @nexusobserve 10 місяців тому +1

    I like the oversized and stiff joint graphic lol

  • @Drew-dd5nh
    @Drew-dd5nh Рік тому +3

    Everyone needs to go with Bud Light I see. What, are you ALL in on this now?
    Nobody drinks Bud Light, other than dudes who bite pillows.

  • @knightwolf5006
    @knightwolf5006 11 місяців тому

    1:44 thats a semi auto ruger 22. why he keeps charging it like a bolt action?

  • @markdavids2511
    @markdavids2511 Рік тому +12

    I read a story about a group of British soldiers in Afghanistan who whilst out on patrol had stopped for a rest or whatever & they all sat down amongst high grass, after 10 mins they were found to be smashed as they’d taken their break in a farmers cannabis field which were in flower & maybe pollen had made them fall asleep.

    • @crf80fdarkdays
      @crf80fdarkdays 8 місяців тому

      "pollen" being an excuse for smoking the erb

  • @davidca96
    @davidca96 Рік тому +1

    the weird thing about vietnam was, marijuana doesnt make you want to fight so they used it to try to calm down not when fighting. Once the adrenaline dump hits the high is gone during a firefight, ask any of those guys.
    Now if they got very drunk, it did the opposite and made them do things they hated themselves for later.

  • @Arukan
    @Arukan Рік тому +14

    Weed never made it more difficult to do anything I was already doing.

    • @chef7658
      @chef7658 Рік тому

      Except for acting sober😂

  • @howardlloyd9183
    @howardlloyd9183 Рік тому +1

    As a cosmonaut myself and a former submarine tail gunner. I can tell ya the effects of weed will wear off instantly when confronted with the enemy.

  • @andrewallen9993
    @andrewallen9993 Рік тому +4

    Lends new meaning to the "highest award" given to a Us soldier :)

  • @nuclearfish010
    @nuclearfish010 10 місяців тому +1

    Every soldier uses some coping mechanism. Whether it be nicotine or caffeine to name legal ones. But I guarantee that it's one or the other at minimum