Soldiers Who were Intoxicated in Battle

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  Рік тому +90

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    • @stoptrudeau42
      @stoptrudeau42 Рік тому +7

      Bud light? Then they went down on each other after battle

    • @BullseyeBenR
      @BullseyeBenR Рік тому +2

      @@stoptrudeau42haha after they put on females clothes 😂

    • @ronnalscammahorn8002
      @ronnalscammahorn8002 Рік тому +1

      Civil War Pabst Blue Ribbon was available , how else would a grown man walk in line towards open cannon fire .

    • @MikeStivicATS
      @MikeStivicATS 9 місяців тому

      IN THE ZONE

    • @MistaTea247
      @MistaTea247 9 місяців тому

      Fax

  • @markr8755
    @markr8755 Рік тому +562

    My stepdad had a few stories from his tour of Vietnam. One he told was about getting black out drunk one day in Vietnam and waking up the next day in Cambodia. While he was drunk his unit moved into Cambodia.
    Sometime later he was awarded a Bronze Star for taking out a machinegun nest single handed. He had to ask other in his unit what it was for. He was so drunk, he charged the nest firing his rifle and throwing grenades, "like something out of a John Wayne movie" per his fellow soldiers.

    • @Rays_Bad_Decisions
      @Rays_Bad_Decisions Рік тому +53

      Murica!!

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter Рік тому +51

      I recommend looking up his name, there’s a pretty comprehensive list of Bronze Star recipients, you might learn something you never knew about his service.

    • @tylergooden2183
      @tylergooden2183 Рік тому +14

      We didn’t have parties like these. Usually it started the same way but me and Pete would end up in a fistfight and Roy would usually end up vomiting on himself

    • @huithu
      @huithu Рік тому +17

      Stop the cap

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому +2

      Did you kiss him?

  • @tomfox9083
    @tomfox9083 Рік тому +1681

    As a pot smoker I can promise you that as soon as the fight started his buzz was gone.

    • @richardbruce-n9e
      @richardbruce-n9e Рік тому +97

      Facts

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan Рік тому +253

      Especially the stuff they smoked back then. It was extremely tame compared to the kind you can buy nowadays

    • @69Jackjones69
      @69Jackjones69 Рік тому +184

      Depends on how high you are. If you're super baked and the adrenaline kicks in, you'll still be high but the herb gives you a laser focus on the action

    • @howardlloyd9183
      @howardlloyd9183 Рік тому +48

      For sure. I smoke every day b4 work but when it's time to rock it out. Not high anymore guaranteed.

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому +13

      You = jealous

  • @kylejefferson1547
    @kylejefferson1547 Рік тому +337

    A high soldier receives the “HIGHEST” army award 😂

    • @stevegaza1495
      @stevegaza1495 Рік тому +12

      Most underrated comment!!! Lmfao

    • @fook-joby-den6172
      @fook-joby-den6172 Рік тому +6

      Got get high to get high awards I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @AuntJoey
      @AuntJoey Рік тому +3

      as an iraq/afghanistan veteran that smokes a lot of weed that guy is literally my fucking hero now

  • @ryimscaith1593
    @ryimscaith1593 Рік тому +440

    As a veteran, I have a question. There are sober combat soldiers?

    • @asdf9890
      @asdf9890 Рік тому +40

      I’m not a vet, but can’t imagine going through war sober. Got to have some release from that!

    • @cristsan4171
      @cristsan4171 Рік тому

      Desmond Doss is never able to save anyone due to alcohol and medical drugs (medicines) keep disappearing

    • @timkeenan7419
      @timkeenan7419 Рік тому +52

      I'm a Canadian combat veteran, I never went to a firefight without my little buddy, my one pint flask. After I got my boys situated I could sneak a little nip every now and again. I retired 5 years ago and haven't had a drink since.

    • @jesserobinson20
      @jesserobinson20 Рік тому +18

      ​@timkeenan7419 fantastic that you don't drink anymore. I've known enough veterans to know that it goes the other way far too often. Happy retirement!

    • @brokens1097
      @brokens1097 Рік тому +3

      Thank you for your service and for making that point.

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +517

    “I might be battling you even though I’m toasted, but tomorrow I’ll be sober and you’ll still be roasted!” Winston Churchill

    • @johngault4790
      @johngault4790 Рік тому +56

      The real story goes a woman called Churchill drunk and he replied "I might be drunk but you're ugly, in the morning I'll be sober but you'll still be ugly"

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 Рік тому +1

      ​@@johngault4790😠they should have impeached him

    • @vacuousericb1118
      @vacuousericb1118 Рік тому +34

      "My perents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn't ditch me when they were alive like yours did." Teddy Roosevelt

    • @Welsh7133
      @Welsh7133 Рік тому +12

      @@vacuousericb1118OOoooh, world war 2 soon?

    • @davidwas77
      @davidwas77 Рік тому +8

      @@johngault4790is that true? Cause that’s hilarious 😂

  • @lukaswilhelm9290
    @lukaswilhelm9290 Рік тому +240

    In one hand while you high or drunk you could fight to your optimal limit but in the other hand you could also fight like Austrians who lost a retreating battle against themselves while also drunk.

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan Рік тому +10

      It really depends on how high or drunk you are aswell. If you have a good buzz on it's easy to sober up when the adrenaline kicks in, but if you're plastered then good luck. Same with weed

    • @M4A1_DELTA6
      @M4A1_DELTA6 Рік тому +6

      I bet when the first bullet flies at you you don’t feel none of it sober up 100% I’m sure but when the adrenaline wears off

    • @liamhughes1532
      @liamhughes1532 Рік тому +11

      @@Gameprojordan this delusion is why folk drink/drug drive. Adrenaline does not sober you up, it makes you feel energetic and stimulated, but a cognitive test would still show reduced hand-eye coordination, slower reaction time,etc, all while the subject would be reporting "feeling sober"

    • @davidmoore3479
      @davidmoore3479 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Gameprojordancan't get plastered on weed , you just get tired.

    • @EC-dz4bq
      @EC-dz4bq Рік тому +4

      @@davidmoore3479 says someone who has never over done edibles

  • @theskullboy8700
    @theskullboy8700 Рік тому +160

    Random drunk: what did I miss
    Sober soldier: well. After you drank that beer your found by the fridge. You grabbed a sword and just decapitated the entire enemy squad

  • @willnotquit
    @willnotquit Рік тому +6

    I love that the first guy has a joint sticking out of his mouth for the whole story…like he was super stoned!

  • @NotConsumed
    @NotConsumed Рік тому +32

    true friends can cross the fucking earth to give you a beer while you’re at war.
    I want a friend like that.

    • @dblackout1107
      @dblackout1107 23 дні тому

      Yeah I was laughing like what an absolute legend

  • @josephperrelli8308
    @josephperrelli8308 Рік тому +21

    how does the story about that finish soldier get more insane every single time I hear it? I swear every single time I hear it a new detail is added that makes it even more insane.

  • @jasond5028
    @jasond5028 Рік тому +28

    "He took marijuana" LOL

  • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
    @NickThorbjørnsen2207 Рік тому +217

    While I was doing missions in the navy I never got caught operating weaponry while drunk.
    I did.... I just never got caught.

    • @somepogger8321
      @somepogger8321 Рік тому +2

      Bro could of caused a war💀💀

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 Рік тому +10

      That’s why it’s called the “Never Got Caught” ribbon.

    • @briguy459
      @briguy459 Рік тому +4

      Not much different. You can either have a lack of sleep and be drunk on watch or just be tired and bored on watch 😅

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому

      Must be a real tough guy

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 Рік тому

      @@somepogger8321bro could have creampied you

  • @bbracing3925
    @bbracing3925 Рік тому +58

    Peter lemon was in a fog, let's call it a "lemon haze" 😅

  • @wweminehead
    @wweminehead Рік тому +84

    "Die with your hands around the throat of the enemy" Victor Reznov CoD WAW

    • @JuriSins
      @JuriSins Рік тому +8

      Speaking of COD, Ultimis Nikolai basically went through the maps and easter eggs drunk 😂

    • @danscott3880
      @danscott3880 Рік тому +3

      It is happy hour vodka for everyone. Nikolai world at war..

  • @FloridaManFrank
    @FloridaManFrank Рік тому +108

    By the way that fin soldier didn't intentionally take the whole supply of pervatin the pills had melted together as one because of his body heat and he just ate the whole lump of what was a pill and then he tripped mega WW2 balls and when they found him he was like 20 lbs lighter, dehydrated, starving and probably so confused it felt like he was dreaming for 2 weeks

    • @matthewsmiley3630
      @matthewsmiley3630 Рік тому +12

      Yea, I have a theory that he wasn’t consciously making decisions anymore. His brain saw skis, so it decided to ski. I don’t believe he used his gun at all the whole time, but at the point he was at, he probably would have thought a rifle was just a stick. He was completely blacked out for most of it I believe lol

    • @richardbruce-n9e
      @richardbruce-n9e Рік тому

      @@matthewsmiley3630watch the fat electrician he covers the story better

    • @richardbruce-n9e
      @richardbruce-n9e Рік тому +7

      @@matthewsmiley3630and yeah everything at that point was probably just instinct reaction and ingrained training that helped him

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic Рік тому +1

      He was like 70lbs lighter. He weighed around 90lbs at the hospital.

    • @shawnpawlowski1436
      @shawnpawlowski1436 Рік тому

      It’s called automatism. His mind was functioning on simple inferences.

  • @cjwilliams3296
    @cjwilliams3296 Рік тому +48

    It’s a small thing, but at the 12:00 mark you make a comparison between adrenaline and methamphetamines. You said unlike adrenaline, methamphetamines don’t affect blood pressure and that is incorrect and potentially very dangerous misinformation.
    It should read:
    “Adrenaline is short lived and quickly metabolized causing short but high spikes in blood pressure. By contrast, amphetamines and methamphetamines cause a less severe increase in blood pressure while activating the same neurological receptors and is metabolized more slowly.“
    It’s not a big mistake. But it’s a small one with the potential to cause an oversized amount of harm.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +5

      I don’t think anyone who’s planning on doing meth is watching this video

    • @gabriel199714
      @gabriel199714 Рік тому

      ​@Sniperboy5551 That's probably true, but meds like Samexid(adhd medicine) are derivated from amphetamine. That's why I can't have energy drinks or more than 2 cups of coffee while on Samexid. If I do I run a very high risk of tachycardia, arrhythmia and even a full blown heart attack

    • @kainraab2589
      @kainraab2589 Рік тому +9

      @@Sniperboy5551I am

    • @pakmatherdiverb
      @pakmatherdiverb 11 місяців тому +2

      Agree
      Also
      “Took pot”
      What times are we in, reefer madness?

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Sniperboy5551Um, speak for yourself. I have a long day to get through tomorrow.

  • @Average_FoxDoge
    @Average_FoxDoge Рік тому +27

    Great video lol. I wasn't expecting a video on intoxicated soldiers lmao.

  • @tripplesthreat
    @tripplesthreat Рік тому +16

    Kind of a funny story from where I'm from. During the War of 1812; the first siege of Ft. Meigs. The fort wasn't complete when the British laid siege to the fort. To get the soldiers to finish building the ramparts, the for commander, General Harrison, authorized extra rations of rum to get the soldiers to continue working while being shelled. Guess it really is liquid courage.

  • @jc-tu6pg
    @jc-tu6pg Рік тому +8

    i like how the animations are janky and not janky at the same time

  • @Spartan265
    @Spartan265 Рік тому +59

    To be fair adrenalin can easily sober you up after smoking bud. I also imagine a gunfight would be quick to sober one up as well. I know for sure adrenaline can sober you up fast as I've experienced it first hand lol.

    • @howardlloyd9183
      @howardlloyd9183 Рік тому +5

      You nailed it. Being high on weed will fade real quick when being shot at.

  • @bruhmoment787
    @bruhmoment787 11 місяців тому +4

    First guy was like "oh they're in the tree? I guess I'm smoking the trees"

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 Рік тому +31

    Meth wasn't new in the 1930's. It had been around since the 1890's. Germany did make it in to a pill form though.

    • @CaTsArElIF3
      @CaTsArElIF3 Рік тому +5

      All this and it was the Japanese that created it in the 1880’s with the synthesis of ephedrine. Then I’m 1885 Nagayoshi Nagai isolated the herb that the Chinese herb ma haung, that the Chinese used for thousands of years as a stimulant. And in 1893 a similar substance was synthesized in a lab and methamphetamine was born.

    • @myyoutubename1756
      @myyoutubename1756 11 місяців тому +1

      Japan didnt create it. They created the precursors. Germany did

    • @michaelshearer5105
      @michaelshearer5105 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah Germany will not be living this down... it's one thing to make a drug but a different thing to implement it into your military tactics.

  • @Ody21
    @Ody21 Рік тому +26

    As a veteran once said "When you're in combat, you fight for your brothers to your left and to your right"

  • @CristianMonserrate-wo2rk
    @CristianMonserrate-wo2rk Рік тому +68

    Simple History putting their videos together into one compilation video is amazing

  • @joelxyso
    @joelxyso Рік тому +11

    The thumbnail has me dying 😭 "Bud fight"

  • @AutonomousVII
    @AutonomousVII Рік тому +42

    Some fellow vets I know are still battling meth addiction from being given amphetamines in Vietnam. They were issued big bottles of speed each month and getting a new bottle because someone “lost” theirs was a common occurrence. When they got back to the states they would either keep up with the amphetamines or move onto meth. The fact that they were treated like filth when they got home didn’t help at all either.

    • @CastorRabbit
      @CastorRabbit 8 місяців тому

      They should decriminalise that one. At least people are productive and tidy. This fentanyl has got to go. It's ruining America.

  • @PerceptionsProphet
    @PerceptionsProphet Рік тому +4

    Man got so high he went to an award ceremony in another country

  • @notreallymyname3736
    @notreallymyname3736 11 місяців тому +2

    Soviets: "Vhat the Blyat? Commrade, ve are under attack by the Finns!"
    That one Finn on a herculean amount of pervatin skiing full blast: ZÜÜÜÜÜM

  • @MiniOilSlyk
    @MiniOilSlyk Рік тому +22

    Pvt Bill Speakman, VC, Korean War. Threw beer bottles at enemy when ran out of ammo.

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever Рік тому +9

    12:07 my therapist: Heer soldier on drugs isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Heer soldier on drugs:

  • @geordiedog1749
    @geordiedog1749 Рік тому +5

    “Hey Lemon, Get that Pig going!” Puff, puff, puff “Er, yeah. Give me a minute, yeah?”

  • @j0shi3
    @j0shi3 9 місяців тому +1

    LOL the cracked out german busting through the wall at 18:14 I lost it 🤣😂

  • @menwithven8114
    @menwithven8114 Рік тому +22

    You know how many thousands of these stories we will never know because soldiers were scared to say lol

  • @billybobfudpucker5817
    @billybobfudpucker5817 Рік тому +1

    That German soldier at 12:02 looks like all he needs is some glow sticks and Kraftwerk.

  • @savagefurry
    @savagefurry Рік тому +10

    Lmao the first story made it sound like you get obliterated when you smoke weed. 😂
    The adrenaline from a situation like that would kill your high faster than a light turns on. Lmao

  • @fernandoalegria4240
    @fernandoalegria4240 Рік тому +60

    As a proud Viet Nam Marine vet, I would say that from Feb68 to Oct69, as an infantryman, I never witnessed any drug or alcohol use while I'm on patrols or operations, his fellow Marines would not tolerate it.

    • @tomhenry897
      @tomhenry897 Рік тому +30

      That’s BS
      Every veitnam vet marine and army I served with talked about the drug use

    • @Jordizzan
      @Jordizzan Рік тому +28

      You’re the only squad who behaved I guess pal.

    • @EnigmaticLucas
      @EnigmaticLucas Рік тому +6

      I'd imagine it was more common in the Army since fragging was more common there

    • @georgesears2916
      @georgesears2916 Рік тому +11

      To be fair I imagine moral was slightly higher in 68 to 69 than it was in the last 5 years.

    • @JamesRowell-fj7uq
      @JamesRowell-fj7uq Рік тому +2

      SEMPER FI BROTHER

  • @sleuthchipperson
    @sleuthchipperson Рік тому +7

    after death lemon was posthumously awarded the purple cross of dankness

  • @vincedibona4687
    @vincedibona4687 Рік тому +7

    It is said that on that day, whilst most of the troops were on maybe one marijuana, Sgt. Lemon had taken at least 3, and maybe even 4, marijuanas.

  • @nevasoba5953
    @nevasoba5953 Рік тому +15

    To be fair, I learned how to drive stoned, I learned how to frame houses stoned. I get stoned nearly everyday , so it’s not that significant that people can fight a war high on pot.

  • @anarchy_79
    @anarchy_79 Рік тому +7

    Fresh pine needle shoots are very nutritious and every Northerner learns about this from childhood. It's a great source of vitamin C, you can brew a tea on them. Pretty refreshing too.

  • @baconflakes3345
    @baconflakes3345 Рік тому +11

    0:16 they call him the weed whacker

  • @horseclock6454
    @horseclock6454 10 місяців тому +1

    I like the fact that you animated him smoking his joint on the way out lol, very nice.

  • @gamernoob174
    @gamernoob174 Рік тому +6

    Pov: 0:41 Canadians without Maple syrup for months

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 Рік тому +4

    I’m glad you made a shortened version

  • @ThrasherGnar
    @ThrasherGnar Рік тому +31

    “Took marijuana” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rinflybird6114
      @rinflybird6114 6 днів тому

      I mean honestly i wouldn't doubt in the past if they managed to inject the thc inside them, but again im not a hystory expert 😅

  • @Dawidson_CZE2521
    @Dawidson_CZE2521 Рік тому +4

    5:20 *April 1st*
    American soldiers: But why at night?!
    Viet Cong soldiers: *It's just a prank*

  • @davea6314
    @davea6314 Рік тому +67

    There is the question of how much alcohol General Grant drank during the US Civil War.

  • @Leedz13th
    @Leedz13th 10 місяців тому +4

    You're not fighting for your country if you're thousands of miles away. Your fighting for politicians

  • @randomlow
    @randomlow Рік тому +32

    The 1911 replacing the m1892 as mentioned is incorrect. It was replaced by the colt 1909 new service. Simple history researcher was asleep on that one.

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor Рік тому +8

      It was probably easier to gloss over that fact than say they used the M1909 for 2 years until the adoption of the M1911. A layperson might also be unaware of other firearms like the M1941 Johnson Rifle or even the M14's service in Vietnam. Some might say you're technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

    • @AceHimalayanX
      @AceHimalayanX Рік тому +1

      There was also a German Soldier equipped with an MG42 shooting it like an assault rifle

    • @baconater4199
      @baconater4199 Рік тому

      @@MalleusSemperVictorthat’s the answer this guy is just being a stickler

    • @CivilizedWarrior
      @CivilizedWarrior 10 місяців тому

      @@MalleusSemperVictor everybody say Jamaica, Jamaica!

  • @Big-Eich-für-Parlament
    @Big-Eich-für-Parlament Місяць тому +1

    The one dude that went to Nam is just chill asf

  • @corngreaterthanwheat
    @corngreaterthanwheat Рік тому +4

    Lemon brought a new definition to “420 blazing.”

  • @davidwells2515
    @davidwells2515 Рік тому +9

    If I’m in war and presented with some bud, I am smoking it with my buds.

  • @necrophagus9
    @necrophagus9 Рік тому +5

    Not to be pedantic but, methamphetamine was synthesized from ephedrine in 1893 by Japanese chemist Nagai Nagayoshi. Three decades later, in 1919, methamphetamine hydrochloride was synthesized by pharmacologist Akira Ogata via reduction of ephedrine using red phosphorus and iodine.

    • @gaoxiaen1
      @gaoxiaen1 Рік тому +3

      Before that they used cocaine.

  • @Hardworlder
    @Hardworlder Рік тому +1

    I burst out laughing at "high on marijuana." I don't even know if I count that as "intoxicated."

  • @Michael-r1o9h
    @Michael-r1o9h Рік тому +6

    I don't blame him like so many people who have left their own country for the American dream and they had shown what loyalty to this country by fighting for this beautiful country and to some of them had shown what a true American is

  • @bmak24
    @bmak24 Рік тому +1

    The way this guy says “marijuanna”….😂😂😂

  • @trelard
    @trelard Рік тому +9

    Paddy Mayne is a legend.

  • @michaelthemadsoldiertist
    @michaelthemadsoldiertist 15 днів тому

    Thank you. I am a veteran with severe PTSD and it’s not often that anyone acknowledges the correlation between PTSD and drug addiction unless it’s in a very stigmatized and negative context. Might not mean much to you or your viewers but it’s nice to hear a bit of honesty and respect for people who act with gallantry despite the escapisms some of us choose as a result.

  • @Anti-furry_soldier87362.
    @Anti-furry_soldier87362. Рік тому +206

    Bud fight💀💀

  • @anthonykintz5936
    @anthonykintz5936 Рік тому +1

    I love how absurdly large the joint is shown to be.

  • @FloridaManFrank
    @FloridaManFrank Рік тому +4

    Training and survival instincts kick in no matter what you are on

  • @physetermacrocephalus2209
    @physetermacrocephalus2209 Рік тому +16

    Grant was drunk on Liqour the entire Seige of Vicksberg. He won the war and we elected him President because of it. Im not saying a drunk army is good thing because its not....but sometimes....in particular situations....

    • @tomhenry897
      @tomhenry897 Рік тому +1

      Not really
      Didn’t drink anymore then others
      And lot less then others
      It was misinformation by those jealous of him to get him relieved
      He won battles others couldn’t so Lincoln kept him

    • @physetermacrocephalus2209
      @physetermacrocephalus2209 Рік тому +1

      @@tomhenry897
      Nah it was the Whiskey. If you know you know.

  • @kolasillers7776
    @kolasillers7776 Рік тому +6

    I was intoxicated in Soviet army very often. We were drinking moonshine near Bryansk every week.

  • @kevinabraham9260
    @kevinabraham9260 Рік тому +5

    I love the first one where he has a joint in his mouth in every scene 🤣🤣🤣, I’ve seen the Finnish soldier Aimo Koivunen story on a whole pack of meth(pervitin) 100 times and cannot stop laughing dude tried to die on accident so many times 🤣🤣 savage

  • @bigfootclouds
    @bigfootclouds Рік тому +12

    Honestly if I was in Vietnam I woulda needed that Za too 😭

  • @izzick2517
    @izzick2517 Рік тому +1

    When they ran out of bullets they used their swords, when blades ran dull they used their bare hands

  • @Ulysses1994XF04
    @Ulysses1994XF04 Рік тому +10

    I don't think anyone is topping the Finnish guy who took ALL of the meth.

  • @Dr.Z73
    @Dr.Z73 Рік тому +2

    My friend is really really good at COD playing extremely drunk. Drunken Master.

  • @julianstone1192
    @julianstone1192 Рік тому +17

    I’ve never been a soldier, but in my limited experience yeah in a fight being drunk and on drugs, you go pretty hard and crazy, fight multiple dudes at once, good thing I’m trying to get my life back on track

    • @TheBerendir
      @TheBerendir Рік тому +3

      Same here but most of the time the multiple dudes I was fighting didn't exist 😂.

    • @dwightchaosisRonin
      @dwightchaosisRonin Рік тому +7

      Fighting a drunk person sober makes you feel like a Jedi.. any other drugs I could see it might help.. but fighting drunk has you all slow and off balance.

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 Рік тому +1

      I smoked so much weed once I passed out in a field and lost my phone while on the way to a strip club.

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash Рік тому

      I like when drunk people pick a fight with me :D

    • @dwightchaosisRonin
      @dwightchaosisRonin Рік тому

      @@Btester2 well I was gonna say it saved ya money.. but if you had to buy a new phone maybe not… strip clubs have are a waste to go to for me anymore. It did serve a purpose one time though.. 😝

  • @lukeferguson3405
    @lukeferguson3405 8 місяців тому

    That first guy went through a battle like an FPS MC.

  • @bobbyread6883
    @bobbyread6883 Рік тому +3

    Nobody stays high that long with that much adrenalin on pot, lol !

  • @Wuqz
    @Wuqz 11 місяців тому

    33:03 This was made into a movie.. It's called ""The Greatest Beer Run Ever".😂

  • @Vang2009
    @Vang2009 Рік тому +11

    Pullo was hella drunk since he didn’t stay in formation that one time in Gaul.

  • @lombardo141
    @lombardo141 11 місяців тому +1

    That fin story is the perfect movie. A very dark comedy 😂

  • @maruzencentral
    @maruzencentral Рік тому +4

    Id be popping a couple benzos before each battle lol

    • @crf80fdarkdays
      @crf80fdarkdays 9 місяців тому

      That would be pretty silly, take enough and you wouldn't have the energy to fight.

  • @Witchblood
    @Witchblood Рік тому +1

    That machinge gun scene was sick

  • @tuxedomask7892
    @tuxedomask7892 Рік тому +9

    Making the weed sound like it’s the most intoxicating drug in the world 😂

  • @gmod_fan
    @gmod_fan Рік тому +2

    Simple histery is da best channel

  • @Arukan
    @Arukan Рік тому +14

    Weed never made it more difficult to do anything I was already doing.

    • @chef7658
      @chef7658 Рік тому

      Except for acting sober😂

  • @johnasbury3856
    @johnasbury3856 Рік тому +1

    Administration: How did PFC John Doe get KIA?
    Corpsman: He had consumed too many PBR and smoked 3 opium laced skunk joints and pulled the pop top on a PBR chucked it at the enemy then pulled the pin on his fragment grenade and started guzzling it. It was his last shotgun Sir!
    Administration: Wtf? 😧

  • @jondevere4918
    @jondevere4918 Рік тому +5

    Hitler was also a morphine addict. The combination of strong opiates and methampet
    Resulted in Hitler’s poor decision making leading to the ill-considered invasion of Russia

  • @icklepickle8443
    @icklepickle8443 11 місяців тому

    Rolling a joint as I watch this and I can say that as soon as the first shots were fired he didn’t feel high anymore he only felt pure adrenaline

  • @BillyBedlam85
    @BillyBedlam85 Рік тому +3

    You ever seen the backbof a 20$ dollar bill? On Marijuana? You ever fought off a battalion of nva on Marijuana?

  • @sgas
    @sgas 4 дні тому

    25:25 best animation on the channel yet lololol, seems like it was fun to suunatud

  • @aevenova9780
    @aevenova9780 Рік тому +3

    Nobody is drinking bud light anymore 😂

  • @bryananderson3772
    @bryananderson3772 Рік тому +1

    Smoking pot in war would make me afraid of absolutely everything. Now give me some alcohol and I'm fearless

    • @crf80fdarkdays
      @crf80fdarkdays 9 місяців тому

      A fearless stoner is a lot more capable then a fearless drunk

  • @cooldude3856
    @cooldude3856 Рік тому +4

    probably half of the viking berserkers of the middle ages were high on mushrooms they found in the forest

  • @spikelee5716
    @spikelee5716 Рік тому +1

    I tried many stuff in my life in many diff situations, but 1 thing is for sure, once a fight for your life starts all the buzz goes away, all you get is a high focus on whatever you are doing, you get shot you feel a cold burn, but the pain is numbed so you keep going till the body collapse, but theres nothing the brain can do to make you stop, all pain inducers are numbed and you keep pushing.

  • @coltoncawsey3620
    @coltoncawsey3620 Рік тому +14

    As a Canadian I loved how the beginning was a born canadian smoking weed 😂 represent

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman Рік тому +2

    The thumbnail is fantastic lol

  • @markdavids2511
    @markdavids2511 Рік тому +12

    I read a story about a group of British soldiers in Afghanistan who whilst out on patrol had stopped for a rest or whatever & they all sat down amongst high grass, after 10 mins they were found to be smashed as they’d taken their break in a farmers cannabis field which were in flower & maybe pollen had made them fall asleep.

    • @crf80fdarkdays
      @crf80fdarkdays 9 місяців тому

      "pollen" being an excuse for smoking the erb

  • @ZorinZato
    @ZorinZato 9 місяців тому

    I love all the film references tucked into the animation

  • @danielcurtis1434
    @danielcurtis1434 Рік тому +4

    I think people don’t understand that drugs including alcohol or marijuana can have extreme performance increases!!!

    • @luciddreamworks
      @luciddreamworks 3 місяці тому

      Oh yeah, I ran my fastest mile when I was super baked..only time I've broken 5 minutes

  • @evolancer211
    @evolancer211 6 місяців тому

    Lol that good bye Charlie written on the tank barrel. It reminded me of the first time I met one the dad of an ex. I knew he fought in the Vietnam war, and he knew I was of Vietnamese heritage.
    First thing he says to me, when extending his hand for a shake.
    "How are you doing Charlie?"
    We both busted up laughing

  • @edgychico9311
    @edgychico9311 Рік тому +4

    He has highest morality and given a highest military award for his bravery.

  • @VAC2
    @VAC2 Рік тому

    "Oh, hey. I can't fight atm because I am high."

  • @fook-joby-den6172
    @fook-joby-den6172 Рік тому +3

    The problem with sleep deprivation is when pushing 60+ hrs no sleep auditory hallucinations can kick in making you lose your GD mind….

    • @crf80fdarkdays
      @crf80fdarkdays 9 місяців тому

      Yep, not to mention the shadow people witch will cause distraction

  • @hikerzeek8844
    @hikerzeek8844 Рік тому +1

    When things go crazy your high definitely goes down and with some disappears

  • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
    @warpartyattheoutpost4987 Рік тому +3

    It's... it's a... *(hic)* it's a tradishun... I'm not drunk YOU ARE!