I'm in my late thirties with a lot of grey hair (it's been a traumatic and stressful journey so far) and you know what? I've earned every, single damn one of 'em and I'm proud to show them off! I'm looking forward to becoming the old swamp witch! Blessed be and leave your nonsense at the door!
I'm 65 now, and I've never been married. The thought of having kids scared the crap out of me, exactly because of the things in this video. And then...spouses can be super demanding, petty, and annoying, too, just like children! Fortunately for me, I realized early on I was far too selfish and self absorbed to take on these kinds of responsibilities. It was the best possible decision for me, and I regret it for only about once a year for 10 minutes. L feakin' OL!
@@user-ml5qx5sm3w Um...sometimes I'll see a kid and think, What a darling little boy! If he were MY son, I'd take him to McDonald's and buy him a hamburger and a toy! And then I'll think about what kinds of things could happen between the hamburger and college...or the pen!
@@mikes5637 Hold up... Let me get this straight : you wanted zero to do with being responsible for little ones or a SO but, now thinking about who is going to care for you and be responsible for your needs when you can't? LoL 😂😂 How about placing yourself into a position where your retirement community apartment can turn into a full care apartment? You've got tons of money, right? You invested well and get to travel the world happily and freely, right?
Elderly woman here, looking at 8:11. The photo is from the 50s, of a woman born in 1900. Her back hurts, her feet hurt, and she's getting burned because her coordination is shot and she can't see very well. Given the state of her memory, anything with more than 2 steps is too hard. She's trying not to scream because it would scare the grandchildren. Apart from that...I love it.
I am now 71, thank you for all the chuckles! Trust me, ladies, you will not remember any of this tough stuff. You too will be chuckling one day and missing all of the craziness!
13:33 Dadman Walking 😆🤣 Aaaah the 80's, when parents didn't have the time for any shit. Before we left the house to go to the park my Mum would warn us not to break anything because she doesn't have the time to take us to the hospital. We did crazy things, had many cuts and scrapes but never broke anything. Good times!
I don't used skin creams. My grandmother said that every Grey hair and every wrinkle has a story. She was a damn hard worker and she had 9 children. She said that she didn't have time to sweet talk or to gossip. That was rule!
Grandmother with 9 children lived in a time before the pill and reasonably reliable birth control. We (Boomers) were the first generation who really had a choice whether or not to procreate. I think many of my peers had children mainly to please their mothers; certainly not to please their husbands, who would have preferred to have more disposable income and a wife whose body remained more desirable and one who had more time to lavish attention upon him instead. Just sayin'
Love LydiaSigwarth’s comment, another bookish gal like me?I also need a vacation in England, where it’s not 100F every day in summer. I need a doctor to give me a prescription for this so I can deduct it from my taxes! Unlimited shopping and afternoon teas in London must be included.
At 1:09, anyone remember the old guy who voiced the Baskin-Robbins ice cream cake commercials? He sounded like the ultimate child molester/serial killer as he tried to sell us the "Happy Face" cakes! So funny. He must have been the owner of the company and he wanted to be in the commercials, bless him!
6:56 Lady Lawya, I bet you and your mum are wrong, and your dad is well aware of that and just pretends. Either because - that's just love. Or, he appreciates your mum saving money for new cards every year. Or both.
Lessons that I ( a lifelong bachelor) gleaned from these comments,: 1 - Women hate being married, 2 - Women hate being single, 3 - Women hate having children, 4 - Women hate not having children, 5 - Women hate men, 6 - Women are always asking for the location of all the 'Good Men'. Conclusion: I will remain a bachelor, forever.
"Feral housewife" 😂😂😂
LOVE the Scholastic Book Fair idea
Yep. And you could even raise money. A cover charge or a pay bar. Then donate that money for even more kids' supplies
I'm in my late thirties with a lot of grey hair (it's been a traumatic and stressful journey so far) and you know what? I've earned every, single damn one of 'em and I'm proud to show them off!
I'm looking forward to becoming the old swamp witch! Blessed be and leave your nonsense at the door!
I'm 65 now, and I've never been married. The thought of having kids scared the crap out of me, exactly because of the things in this video. And then...spouses can be super demanding, petty, and annoying, too, just like children! Fortunately for me, I realized early on I was far too selfish and self absorbed to take on these kinds of responsibilities. It was the best possible decision for me, and I regret it for only about once a year for 10 minutes. L feakin' OL!
@@user-ml5qx5sm3w Um...sometimes I'll see a kid and think, What a darling little boy! If he were MY son, I'd take him to McDonald's and buy him a hamburger and a toy! And then I'll think about what kinds of things could happen between the hamburger and college...or the pen!
I'm the same but now I'm 63 I worry about not having anyone to look after me if I get ill or infirm.
@@mikes5637 Hold up... Let me get this straight : you wanted zero to do with being responsible for little ones or a SO but, now thinking about who is going to care for you and be responsible for your needs when you can't? LoL 😂😂
How about placing yourself into a position where your retirement community apartment can turn into a full care apartment? You've got tons of money, right? You invested well and get to travel the world happily and freely, right?
Great! Where the hell were you when I needed that advice 40 years ago? lol
At least you recognized it before you screwed some poor kid up.
To all the women watching and relating and laughing at ourselves, I love you. 😘💕❤️
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The older lady giving cooking tips etc . ONLY NANS.
Elderly woman here, looking at 8:11. The photo is from the 50s, of a woman born in 1900. Her back hurts, her feet hurt, and she's getting burned because her coordination is shot and she can't see very well. Given the state of her memory, anything with more than 2 steps is too hard. She's trying not to scream because it would scare the grandchildren. Apart from that...I love it.
Site should be called Only Nans. lol
These are just so good and for parents, especially of toddlers, totally relatable.
3:25 Many housewives are feral before their coffee.
I am now 71, thank you for all the chuckles! Trust me, ladies, you will not remember any of this tough stuff. You too will be chuckling one day and missing all of the craziness!
Those were great! Children are wonderful, hilarious, engaging, and humbling which makes them that much more of a blessing!!
I'm not even a parent but I can relate to them all
So funny! And I never had kids! But have seen it with my friends.
4:34 The second, in D&D, would be a "Stomach of Holding".
These are great‼️
13:33 Dadman Walking 😆🤣 Aaaah the 80's, when parents didn't have the time for any shit. Before we left the house to go to the park my Mum would warn us not to break anything because she doesn't have the time to take us to the hospital. We did crazy things, had many cuts and scrapes but never broke anything. Good times!
I needed that! Thank you! 👍🇺🇸😂
Only Grands? And calling it O.G. for short still works.
I don't used skin creams. My grandmother said that every Grey hair and every wrinkle has a story. She was a damn hard worker and she had 9 children. She said that she didn't have time to sweet talk or to gossip. That was rule!
Grandmother with 9 children lived in a time before the pill and reasonably reliable birth control. We (Boomers) were the first generation who really had a choice whether or not to procreate. I think many of my peers had children mainly to please their mothers; certainly not to please their husbands, who would have preferred to have more disposable income and a wife whose body remained more desirable and one who had more time to lavish attention upon him instead. Just sayin'
Owl restaurant 😂😂😂😂😂
8:04 …and with no space and minimal equipment and time!!
Love the music they play on this site
7:08 he either has Alzheimer or is very kind and loving.
Should be "only nans"
0:57 genius!
That alternate OnlyFans I'd watch that.🤣
Love em all
At entitled age you can use lemon pledge on your skin.
Love LydiaSigwarth’s comment, another bookish gal like me?I also need a vacation in England, where it’s not 100F every day in summer. I need a doctor to give me a prescription for this so I can deduct it from my taxes! Unlimited shopping and afternoon teas in London must be included.
No, no, London is ghastly. If you get a choice, go for some delightful provincial cathedral city like York or Wells!
Sister of that< picture Nailed it!!! " swamp witch" is exactly the name I was looking for since I turned 69.. Perfect!! 😉😊
5:18 traveling with babies and toddlers is the easiest thing. Traveling with teenagers is the stuff of nightmares.
Can’t wait to show this to my Wife!
At 1:09, anyone remember the old guy who voiced the Baskin-Robbins ice cream cake commercials? He sounded like the ultimate child molester/serial killer as he tried to sell us the "Happy Face" cakes! So funny. He must have been the owner of the company and he wanted to be in the commercials, bless him!
Sometimes "adulting" consists of eating a cake and ice cream dinner..... and only eating the FROSTING off the cake 😂. 🙋
6:56 Lady Lawya, I bet you and your mum are wrong, and your dad is well aware of that and just pretends.
Either because - that's just love. Or, he appreciates your mum saving money for new cards every year. Or both.
I am the same age as Loralei Gilmor’s mother.
5:04 would’ve snapped and turned the tv off tbh.
I look the same clean or dirty.
3.16. Oh yes pleeease.
Only Grans!
Funny
Also everything else
I admit it. I eat my daughters candy when she is not around and when she goes and looks for them i tell her shed already eaten them all.
Lessons that I ( a lifelong bachelor) gleaned from these comments,: 1 - Women hate being married, 2 - Women hate being single, 3 - Women hate having children, 4 - Women hate not having children, 5 - Women hate men, 6 - Women are always asking for the location of all the 'Good Men'. Conclusion: I will remain a bachelor, forever.
Good cos you don’t have a choice I guess.
Well, that was a lucky escape, ladies!
The ladies thank you!