Hey if you’re going to be physically tortured by a Mexican cartel, might as well do it with funky town playing in the background (This is a true story, don’t look up “Funkytown gore”)
After 15 years the ORIGINAL unfiltered audio has been found inside the Portal RTX files! It sounds so strange without the radio filter but I love the sound of it. The bassline is so much better in crisp un-touched original audio.
I always thought of this song as eerie, walking down the endless corridors of Aperture Science not hearing any sound of music until you stumble upon one of these radios.
Strange. I feel like you're familiar too, but I don't know anyone else in my school who like FE:A or has your name. Plus, I don't have a cell phone... Or anything that can text.
+Grant Doherty Yeah, honestly the original Portal was really scary to me. Extremely eerie and creepy, you're all alone. Not to mention those Ratman hideouts...
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Lets not take these lemons! We’re gonna March right back up to him and make him put me in my body! And he will probably kill us because he is extremely powerful!
When I first started portal, I fell in love with the song, i carried the radio all the way until it disintigrated and I became sad. Then I saw the radio again in the test chamber with all the stationary gunners and I was like "YESS!!" And started dancing. Haha
POV: The world is crumbling, people are dying in war, economies collapse, civilizations die, and the nukes have hit. As you see the shockwave of the nuclear explosion approach, you hear the last thing that has ever been transmited on radio by humanity, enjoying the last moments of life on earth.
0:03- Aperture science! We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except- Aperture science! We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead, but there's no sense in crying over every mistake. Portal end song lyrics match the radio beat as above.
_Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain frombzzzzzzporfavorbordondefallarmuchosgracias stand back. The portal will open in three... two... one._
When I first encountered this radio at the beginning of portal, I took it everywhere. Until it was vapourized by the door. Then I was like: NOOOOOOO!
That's what I did too! XD I felt lonely, but with that, it kept me movin'
Don't worry, Every test chamber has a secret radio somewhere in it. :D
Same!
Sam Kowanetz they didnt back in 2007
+flipyard me to
Someone should create a functional replica of that radio and market it to the public.
Great ideas!
CleverLamp this is my alarm. I hate the song now.
Not sure Valve would like that.
No, valve would be selling it for like 200 bucks and it would get over 3 mil sales, because valve is greedy like that.
@@connorlliuy2003 Meanwhile I made this alarm and now I love waking up
What a nice song! hope no one will make a 10 hour version and put an easter egg in it!
@@dogenboole 5:19:00 I think.
@@ikerl5549 gonna do some push ups
@@maestronsaucimus1879 damn i ripped ass 🙏🏽
*instant trauma*
stop. stop it.
Hey if you’re going to be psychologically tortured and experimented on by a sociopathic robot lady, might as well do it with some funky tunes
That's more than what Black Mesa could do with its FUBAR-O-Matic Shit Beam.
LOL
“For your own safety do not destroy vital testing operatis”
I don't find the song annoying.
Hey if you’re going to be physically tortured by a Mexican cartel, might as well do it with funky town playing in the background
(This is a true story, don’t look up “Funkytown gore”)
What if, because this was one of the only songs GLaDOS has heard, she based Still Alive off of it?
The music is a lie
I was gonna say something about how she used to be a person, but she seems to have entirely forgotten that life by this point, so yeah, makes sense.
Wat about want u gone
What about the time she played classical music on one of the levels?
@Insert channel name here. @Robotic Alien Moose I mean she probably heard a few other songs too, hence “ONE OF the only”
I just realized that this song is totally a remix of Still Alive.
***** Perhaps he just finished the game, and then realized the song was a remix.
NahuNarutoKyubi No, I played this game years ago, apparently I was just oblivious.
Flovnat Torbus Well then Transmition Received :D
I realized that this is a real song
I heard it on the radio
fargeeks xD
(You step into the elevator at valve HQ and this starts playing)
i wont get out of that elevator
It better
@@tahakaradavut8123
Infiltrate the *Valve HQ* and find HL-3
@@MilkIsTheOne I already.
Level 1 - Alyx
After 15 years the ORIGINAL unfiltered audio has been found inside the Portal RTX files! It sounds so strange without the radio filter but I love the sound of it. The bassline is so much better in crisp un-touched original audio.
it feels uncanny valley to listen to
A revolutionary day for Portal Fans rn
holy fuck desinc
helo desinc
i agree yeah it sounds good
also in portal 2 soundtrack on steam
*dances to this forever*
Are you still dancing?
@@Spiroku yup
You still dancing m8?
@@clentonium y u p
...still dancing bro??
I don't know why, but everytime I died when I first played Portal, it was always beside this radio...
That tune became my Game Over song
really ? XD its s so happy i dont get how its a game over song
The lucky channel Because I always died right beside it :)
A new gaming creepypasta?
"that radio"
The Radio Behind the Slaughter
@@arinb.756 it's a remix of still alive so that adds to it
So, I've just found the new song for my alarm.
+The Confused Gamer Ok, it's official, I'm using this as my alarm now.
yea im now do it to.. ok?
this is why i'm here, better than Kid Icarus Mad Reaper Theme
Don't. Otherwise you'll hate hearing it in your day-to-day life.
Came to this video exactly for this
My last braincells during a important exam: >>>
I know you wrote that 10 months ago
But I'm listening to this as I revise for my English exam
Richard Garland oof
Nobody memes are cringe
Bruh
ruined it with the nobody
We all know that somewhere in Valve somebody has the original version of this without the radio effect.
EDIT: it looks like we finally got it.
those evil little
I need to find it
We would have had it now if Raid Area 51 happened the way it was supposed to.
I wish you good luck on your quest
@@wezilman Can ya say that again?
I always thought of this song as eerie, walking down the endless corridors of Aperture Science not hearing any sound of music until you stumble upon one of these radios.
+Grant Doherty Finally, another person who's a fan of FE:A and Portal! But I definitely agree. It's honestly a little bit questionable.
Hold up, do you have a Wattpad account?
Strange. I feel like you're familiar too, but I don't know anyone else in my school who like FE:A or has your name. Plus, I don't have a cell phone... Or anything that can text.
+Grant Doherty Yeah, honestly the original Portal was really scary to me. Extremely eerie and creepy, you're all alone. Not to mention those Ratman hideouts...
I thought it was comforting to actually hear something other than thuds from jumping and machine gun turrets
aperture science we do what we must because we can, cha cha cha
more like salsa :3
Working to make a better tomorrow for all mankind..... Bitch
Aperture science
We do what we must because we can
Cha Cha Cha more like salsa
Do
(Repeat)
pa pa pa padapapa pa pa pa padapapa pow!
Great song.
Melody*
Composition*
@@daltondutile1095 maybe you are right
thank you placeboing very cool
the placeboing commented on this? WAW
lol Had this tune as my alarm a few years ago. Had to switch it cause I was beginning to associate the tune with getting up and work.
Maybe put it back as your alarm when you retire
I think it'd work better as a ringtone.
Lol i have radio tune as my alarm for last 2 years or so
This would be the perfect music for being on hold. If it was, calls to the bank wouldn't be so bad
I would start my own bank just so I can do that
O hell ya dancing n smiling on hold
@@mysticzappik2568 you just got one investor
@@maskitoad being invested in by a cat is the single greatest honour a bank can receive
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
"Yes mister johnson!"
Yeah! Yeah! He says what we’re all thinking!
Lets not take these lemons! We’re gonna March right back up to him and make him put me in my body! And he will probably kill us because he is extremely powerful!
I don't want to be a karen
Cave johnson is a karen
This perfectly encapsulates the feeling of being forced to do puzzles by a evil ai while the once world is being fortnite danced on by aliens
Please never refer to the Combine invasion as earth being "fortnite danced on by aliens" ever again please.
@@DesolateLavender i forgot i made this comment immj crying
@@fever1 It honestly gave me a chuckle.
But I was, like, a thrid genuine.
The aliens are the monsters feom xen
oh so thats what happened
I put it in a loop... I haven't turned it off all day.
It still hasn't yet become annoying
is it annoying yet?
Legend has it this man is still listening to it on loop
Omg this comment is 3 years old :o
There is a 10h version, perfect if you have 5h and 18min to kill
same bud
When the teacher lets you listen to music while taking a test :D
Nogotogon Looks like your a test subject
GLaDOS Two Questions, 1: Do i get a portal gun? 2: Do you plan on incinerating me?
Nogotogon incinerating? Nooo, but you will receive a cake :)
LIES!!! But i like cake :D
and i like space
my new ringtone XD
i came here just for that LOL
Damn! You beat me to it!
Same here
lel, meto
Same
Parents: Games cause violence and depression!
Games:
Nobody:
*The music that the Suicide Hotline plays while your on hold:*
It should be
It's a remix of "Still Alive" soooooo
Oh yeah
@@Fi___ STILL ALIVE IS A REMIX OF THIS, WHY WONT ANYONE GET IT!!!
@@jovankabroz6858 no 👺
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER COMPOSED BY HUMANITY
It really is. How can you just not get bored of it?
@@KassaGretaHandsCrossed
Are you a.d.d?
It is @JulioRenetGames
Glados can't kill you if you stay in the opening chamber to jam to this.
why did this get reccomended to me 11 years later
Because it slaps
14 years babey
When I first started portal, I fell in love with the song, i carried the radio all the way until it disintigrated and I became sad. Then I saw the radio again in the test chamber with all the stationary gunners and I was like "YESS!!" And started dancing. Haha
Holy moly a 13 y. o comment still not deleted
stationaty gunners? mean turrets?
agreed
mcCID is so old now hes probably 23 now
Radio>>>>>>>Companion Cube
As long as you can turn it off ! :)
Blasphemy
Skyllen *Those are some BIG words bubba*
GLT gang
@@ObsidianParis Why would you want to do that!
The radio in the game says 86.2 fm... I’m tuned to 86.2 fm, where’s my damn portal radio song
i wish
That would be great! We need this to happen!
85.2*
Gotta be in upper Michigan
@@user-mn5zg4bi8h michigan? What about corn field michigan?
36 people are not still alive. They are DED.
I blew them up with the combustible lemons Cave Johnson gave me because they disliked ._.
Make that 65
Not big soup rice.
*"except the ones who are dead"*
Me: is having an exam.
My two braincells:
This is a "samba" version of still alive. TOO MANY EASTER EGGS
I KNEW IT SOUNDED LIKE STILL ALIVE BUT I NEVER HEAD ANYONE ELSE MENTION IT I THOUGHT I MUST BE CRAZY THANK YOU!
zachmanrulez we all know it thats why
Try speeding up the music.
I swear, it's like Tunak Tunak Tun combined with the radio music.
What happens now?
Wow. No shit sherlock
put it on 0.5x
Portal's Radio: Happy, up-beat, very cute
Half-Life's Radio: *Is that the door...*
The perfect ringtone doesn't exi-
Fun fact:this is older than minecraft.
paw! pababadadab, palabada dabababam papalapa, papalapa paw! pababadadab, palabada dabababam papalapa, papalapa papapaw badabadada papapaw badabadada paw!
This is awesome i sung along with your lyrics lol
+Kassa Greta yah me 2
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I try to sang this song with your lyrics, i can't stop laughing
When i saw this in my recommended i got excited and clicked this immediately
Edit: the song is over but i am still jammin to this
POV: The world is crumbling, people are dying in war, economies collapse, civilizations die, and the nukes have hit. As you see the shockwave of the nuclear explosion approach, you hear the last thing that has ever been transmited on radio by humanity, enjoying the last moments of life on earth.
It'd be awesome to have this as the "on hold" music when you call customer service.
Fr
my alarm clock tune
Same
Me too.
Loooool same
Yea that would be awesome
Same :)
I think we can agree that this song could bring world peace.
15 years later with portal rtx, we finally get the tune uncompressed!
If I had the money to build a hotel, then this would be the music for the elevator
Me baking a cake in a nutshell
_y e s_
You can't bake a cake! Because you can't bake *lies*
DRV3 fans in the distance: *IT'S A LIE!*
you're lying
People beat me to the lies
Wait, this seamlessly loops...
I know what I'm listening to for the next 5 hours
Edit: i actually listened to this for 5 hours
Just listen to it 19 minutes more, you won't regret
@@skylinetv2778 wrong video
*Push-ups*
Me: Having an important exam tomorrow.
Also me at 3am:
85.2 FM Is my favorite radio station!
"oh play a 10 hour version of this and listen to it for 5 hours and 19 minutes your family would really love it"
ALRIGHT, I GET IT
Portal was released in 2007 and this video was released in 2007. Over 16 years of nostalgia, as of right now.
0:03-
Aperture science!
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us, except-
Aperture science!
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead, but there's no sense in crying over every mistake.
Portal end song lyrics match the radio beat as above.
saw a speedrunner use the radio to prop the doors open once or twice.
Wait people speedrun portal?!
@@coffeetarded Yes. Yes they do.
And even when another Portal game arrives this song will be stuck in your head and still alive
well, starting today I just created tons of nostalgia from portal..
Bro, I’ve got the Classic Xbox 360 orange box, with half life, portal and team fortress, booted it up a few weeks ago, DAMN the nostalgia!
Doctor : you only have 3 minutes of live
Me :
this noise wakes me up every morning
When you die in game and then the subtitles say
*_[P E P P Y M U S I C]_*
Hands down, the best music, ever. Scientifically Proven.
As a crab enthusiast, im a big fan of this song, in spite of the lack of crabs 10/10
@slorg165 Alex Day uses this song as a ringtone. Download the video and rip the audio! ^_^
Evan Edinger 10 years ago, damn.
Omg this guy is still alive check his channel.
@NerdGamer 23 2 days ago, damn
@@AntsyBoi 10 hours ago, damn
@@Matt_From_2006_Game_Wii_Sports 1 hour ago, damn
Portal Radio loop 10 hours (Good ending)
If I was a science teacher this would be on repeat in the classroom
bad idea
I'm so glad people still comment on this video after almost 15 years.
UA-cam: Lets Recommend this in 12 years.
Me: Lets begin dancing with this song and dance forever!
This makes life a happy life
If this played in the elevator i would be so happy
_Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain frombzzzzzzporfavorbordondefallarmuchosgracias stand back. The portal will open in three... two... one._
Not gonna lie, the way it sounds reminds me of Persona 4.
it reminds me more of persona 3 but i get where you're coming from
*_2019 Listening To Gods Music Once Again_*
did seriously no one else realize this was still alive
Yeah, it's not like it's being spammed in the comment section.
How could we have missed that.
yes
GLaDOS the Robot * hey GLaDOS.
i'm very GLaD to meet you ;)
simon hab Great job YOU noticed, you special snowflake
no shit sherlock you're right!
this has both driven me insane and got me groovin for hours as I do my homework
Well, at least your *still alive*
I had this as my ringtone when I was at 3rd grade. I didn't have an internet connection so I took the audio from the game files xd
if you listen to this slower you can tell it is "Still Alive" but a different faster version.
I know. I tried it.
Me too. But as well as speeding up "Still Alive", they also modified it. Somehow it sounds like a drunken version of the original music to me.
TheUberCannon NOYB
Yeah
A samba version
Best part is that it's just a sped up jazzy version of Still Alive
This sounds like the music when you phone a company and they put you on hold.
This is the sound of my alarm clock.
When Glados puts you on hold
The biggest reason why I love the portal
it sounds like a ringtone from a mid-2000s mobile phone
When You’re On Hold On A Phone Call And This Plays
*video added to gassy music playlist*
After many years of playing this game over and over again, i realized the portal radio is just a macho version of Glados's "still alive" song.
I want this to be my Phone alarm. So basically the start of my day would a one big Portal reference.
lyrics
daa (elevator beats) DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAda Dada DA Dada DA Dada da DA!
Thank you
👏
i need an elevator in my house just to play this 24/7
for so many decades
I finally found you
this song is actualy so good, i could listen to it for like 5 and a half hours
Good old nostalgia from first joining steam
Feel nostalgia in 2020?
Don't use this song for your alarm, you will hate it
ekter2 why I like it
This is what goes on in my head 24/7
this is the type of music that they put on when im on hold 💀
Cant get it out of my head xD
Same XD
Same lol
this video is older than some humans i have had conversations with
Lmao~
This song is the only thing in my head half the time.
I work at Walmart and this was playing on the PA when I went in last night
IMAGINE HAVING A PARTY WITH THIS PLAYING NON STOP FOR HOURS!!!!!
especially 5 hours and 19 minutes into the party
This sounds like as if it's trying its best not to be "Never Going To Give You Up" by Rick Astley.
Mom: did you do your chores?!
My brain:
it's nice to see people coming back to this