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Turmion Kätilöt - Lataa Ja Varmista [Reaction/Review]

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2020
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    Lyrics: Lataa Ja Varmista
    [Verse 1]
    Kiidän ohituskaistalla orgasmia kohti
    Ja muistelen Olavi Virtaa
    Kauas on kadonneet vihreät niityt
    Eikä näy merellä siltaa
    Ratisssa Pontiac Trans Amin
    Otan subutexin, viagran sekä diapamin
    Nyhtöpossulla on tyyli jäädä
    Aina jotenkin hampaan koloon
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Lataa ja varmista
    Rakas lupaan että et halkea
    Lataa ja varmista
    Niele moottoriöljyni valkea
    [Chorus]
    Rakkauden tuopista juo
    Se joka uskaltaa nauloja niellä
    Kameran takana maailma seuraa
    Eikä ole meidän tiellä
    Tämä päivä on musta kuin yö
    Saat kuristaa mutta älä lyö
    Demonimme hiipivät koloistaan
    Ja tarttuvat kiinni moloistaan
    [Verse 2]
    Pian saavumme määränpäähän
    Kivekseni pakaroillasi murskaat
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Lataa ja varmista
    Rakas lupaan että et halkea
    Lataa ja varmista
    Niele moottoriöljyni valkea
    [Chorus]
    Rakkauden tuopista juo
    Se joka uskaltaa nauloja niellä
    Kameran takana maailma seuraa
    Eikä ole meidän tiellä
    Tämä päivä on musta kuin yö
    Saat kuristaa mutta älä lyö
    Demonimme hiipivät koloistaan
    Ja tarttuvat kiinni moloistaan
    [Chorus]
    Rakkauden tuopista juo
    Se joka uskaltaa nauloja niellä
    Kameran takana maailma seuraa
    Eikä ole meidän tiellä
    Tämä päivä on musta kuin yö
    Saat kuristaa mutta älä lyö
    Demonimme hiipivät koloistaan
    Ja tarttuvat kiinni moloistaan

КОМЕНТАРІ • 66

  • @Jako74
    @Jako74 3 роки тому +27

    Very good Finnish speech.

  • @m1r2ms4
    @m1r2ms4 3 роки тому +17

    It's funny how Pedro's expression transforms from enjoying the song to confusion and heavily disturbed, especially at 6:36 :D :D :D

    • @Postidemoni
      @Postidemoni Рік тому +1

      He may have accidentally catched the thing, why Turmion Kätilöt is popular at some groups. They do things that are filthy, unjustified and disturbing... (Not endorsing anyone to jack on corpses here...)

  • @Lerssinen
    @Lerssinen 3 роки тому +32

    Nailed the song name !

    • @APREACTS
      @APREACTS  3 роки тому +6

      Awesome!!!

    • @CheesyKnobby
      @CheesyKnobby 3 роки тому +1

      @@APREACTS The key to pronouncing Finnish is to just pronounce it slowly with no silent letters.

    • @Finkele1
      @Finkele1 2 роки тому +1

      No, that wasn't even close

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 Рік тому +1

      @@Finkele1 well i guess it would be if he was italian or something.

  • @Dubbel12
    @Dubbel12 3 роки тому +12

    I love this song. Nowdays they usually end their shows with it

  • @CrudelisDiabolus
    @CrudelisDiabolus 3 роки тому +16

    One piece of advice that maybe could help you sound more authentic with your Finnish pronunciation: the stress of a word is always on the first syllable. So "VARmista", not "varMISta". Nice reaction to this absolute madness. :D

  • @MrZarewna
    @MrZarewna 3 роки тому +7

    I love how the video was so disturbing that you guys had not much else to talk about other than the fact that it was indeed quite disturbing video. :D

    • @APREACTS
      @APREACTS  3 роки тому +4

      The video became the focus of everything, the music was just a soundtrack.

    • @topis6987
      @topis6987 3 роки тому +1

      Thats' Turmion Kätilöt for you :)

  • @guillermogaxiola4671
    @guillermogaxiola4671 3 роки тому +2

    Hey, guys, I love the chemistry that you have like father and son. All the intros of the reactions are so funny. Cheers from Mexico.

  • @PexiTheBuilder
    @PexiTheBuilder 3 роки тому +2

    Was bit afraid what this is gonna be, until saw plastic sheets on bed, whew!

  • @santerirantala6813
    @santerirantala6813 3 роки тому +4

    The small bottle that the dude grapped from his friend was not vaseline, but Poppers.
    From Wikipedia : "Popper is a slang term given broadly to drugs of the chemical class called alkyl nitrites that are inhaled. Most widely sold products include the original isoamyl nitrite or isopentyl nitrite, and isopropyl nitrite. Isobutyl nitrite was also used until it was banned by the European Union. In some countries, to evade anti-drug laws, poppers are labelled or packaged as room deodorizers, leather polish, or tape head cleaner.
    Popper use has a relaxation effect on involuntary smooth muscles, such as those in the throat and anus. It is used for practical purposes to facilitate anal sex by increasing blood flow and relaxing sphincter muscles.The drug is also used for recreational drug purposes, typically for the "high" or "rush" that the drug can create.
    Poppers were part of club culture from the mid-1970s disco scene and returned to popularity in the 1980s and 1990s rave scene."
    Often used by homosexual males to make anal easier.

  • @Morhgoz
    @Morhgoz 3 роки тому +1

    I know personaly that actor who plays that older serial killer. He is damn good fellow, have acted in lot of fun commercials.

  • @Saranatatti
    @Saranatatti 3 роки тому +2

    It is from this video that got me understand this band.

  • @seetaami5810
    @seetaami5810 3 роки тому +1

    Nailed the Mannerheim accent in only three tries! We may need you over here some of these days...

  • @kenthos1
    @kenthos1 3 роки тому +2

    "Lataa" means "load" and "varmista" means "ensure, verify, or confirm." In this instance it means "lock and load." BTW, Turmion Kätilöt means "The Midwives of Ruin."

    • @Rinssi_from_Finland
      @Rinssi_from_Finland 3 роки тому +3

      I would translate it as Midwives of Decadence. "Turmio" can mean many things but judging from this bands lyrics, videos etc. it's not ruin or destruction. In finnish "decadence" translates as "rappio" among other which by defination is moral degradarion.
      I've alway felt like "turmio" on the bands name has to do with indecency. But that's just my opinion.

  • @toni.tapola
    @toni.tapola 3 роки тому

    Always entertaining to hear what thoughts come into Pedro's mind when *Turmion Kätilöt* is involved 😁🤘!

  • @knihti5912
    @knihti5912 2 роки тому +1

    Thats Turmion Kätilöt for ya. When I went to their concert the lead singer was wearing fishnet stockings and electrical tape around his genitals.

  • @TuomasPatanen
    @TuomasPatanen 3 роки тому +2

    Yep, that was good Finnish! You should check out Stam1na - Sudet tulevat!

  • @HandOfMetal
    @HandOfMetal 3 роки тому +1

    6:37 the face of ultimate disgust and disbelief :D Wouldn't be TK without some weird shit.

  • @janbatistamojdis9
    @janbatistamojdis9 3 роки тому

    This reminds me Turmion Kätilöt... heh, nice track, nice review! cheers

  • @lknowledge
    @lknowledge 3 роки тому +3

    Aaahhhahha, your face @6.30 or so... You better see the translater lyrics :D

  • @AnttiMattiTonteri11111
    @AnttiMattiTonteri11111 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks for video and have a nice day.

  • @Isantamies81
    @Isantamies81 2 роки тому

    Jumalaute jytisee🤘

  • @auto167
    @auto167 3 роки тому

    You say that right. Very good. It's mean lock and load.

  • @teyrasiridae4704
    @teyrasiridae4704 3 роки тому +1

    You're not far off with your thoughts about an S&M themed concert. TK used to have concerts where they had people swinging on hooks through their backs and playing with angle grinders and the like. I think some of it is still available on youtube as part of their live DVD.

    • @GhostRavenFIN
      @GhostRavenFIN 3 роки тому

      I remember the shows where they played this old track "Kärsi" (suffer) and had folks from the audience to get their backs lashed by the band.

  • @Timppa8000
    @Timppa8000 3 роки тому +2

    Man, I wished I had a dad as cool as Pedro, watching fucked up music videos and openly talking about necrophilia together, dude if my old man had found out all the shit that I listened to when he was still around, there's a good chance I would've taken the beating of a lifetime.😅

    • @APREACTS
      @APREACTS  3 роки тому +2

      LMAO!!! I am a reflection of my own dad, who was cool AF

  • @Morhgoz
    @Morhgoz Місяць тому

    Reload and make sure or Load and be sure ( that there is ammo in the chamber)

  •  3 роки тому +1

    Some flat-earthers think that there are people with their believes all around the globe.

    • @APREACTS
      @APREACTS  3 роки тому +1

      I see what you did there.

    • @seetaami5810
      @seetaami5810 3 роки тому +1

      Lol. Antivaccination will definately go viral though.

  • @hammer_graphy
    @hammer_graphy 3 роки тому

    You pronounced Lataa ja Varmista perfectly 👌 nice!

    • @araduserosus
      @araduserosus 3 роки тому

      weirdly enough he sounded a bit russian to me :D

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 Рік тому

      Definetly not perfect.

  • @toiddiot1629
    @toiddiot1629 3 роки тому

    Excellent pronunciation 🤘

  • @Santas_evil_helper
    @Santas_evil_helper 3 роки тому

    Finally! 🤘
    🤘THX🤘

  • @Mrgigagooga
    @Mrgigagooga 3 роки тому

    "reload and safety check"

  • @VonArmagedda
    @VonArmagedda 3 роки тому +1

    Lyrics more or less talks about doing shady porn :D

  • @raminikumaa3560
    @raminikumaa3560 3 роки тому +1

    Ou jee turmion kätilöt🤘
    NeXT react Dreamtale - Sleeping Beauty

  • @Santas_evil_helper
    @Santas_evil_helper Рік тому

    Have you notice, new Turmion Kätilöt song & video: Isä Meidän. When you react that video, mayby you notice somethings at first time look. mayby not.. sad sad sad..

  • @DJIMKVO
    @DJIMKVO 3 роки тому

    Finally!

  • @milo20060
    @milo20060 3 роки тому

    Lock and load

  • @Sturmone123
    @Sturmone123 2 роки тому

    what you think about finnish metal =D

  • @deltagympowergirl9867
    @deltagympowergirl9867 3 роки тому

    Lutharo - Blood Lightning

  • @Samipuuppola
    @Samipuuppola 3 роки тому

    You have to know lyrics that you can know what words are telling same time the video goes... lyrics telling about fetish :)

  • @Finkele1
    @Finkele1 3 роки тому

    noniin in good way ;)

  • @juhavaris2144
    @juhavaris2144 3 роки тому

    There latest album are 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @zami8827
      @zami8827 3 роки тому

      its fucking shit compared to older albums, phtyi. u.s.c.h was last good album.

  • @mikaheinio1292
    @mikaheinio1292 Рік тому

    You should Russian

  • @hermangeritz
    @hermangeritz 3 роки тому

    I like your channel but I can't understand you like this band. The music is nothing special, the vocals are terrible and the language makes it not better.

    • @APREACTS
      @APREACTS  3 роки тому +9

      This is a 2 way street. You don’t understand how we like it and we don’t understand how you don’t