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  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 роки тому +1185

    The Queen is typing...

    • @whoa1770
      @whoa1770 4 роки тому +90

      “you wot m8?”

    • @user-ri5oc5rw5b
      @user-ri5oc5rw5b 4 роки тому +46

      @@whoa1770 i Throw those tea in the ocean

    • @MrJelly-ox9mz
      @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 роки тому +30

      THAT ONE ARUBA GUY 115 you wanna bloody test me m8

    • @wannabecliffburton4275
      @wannabecliffburton4275 4 роки тому +24

      @@user-ri5oc5rw5b ok too far man.

    • @indigo6518
      @indigo6518 4 роки тому +14

      1v1 me in the pub and I'll batter u back to ur estate

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 роки тому +1150

    “funny tweet”
    twitter: no

  • @LucasGH2006
    @LucasGH2006 4 роки тому +880

    90% of the comments begin with “I’m British, and...”

    • @nellie3184
      @nellie3184 4 роки тому +7

      I am not.

    • @psycomaticpenguin
      @psycomaticpenguin 4 роки тому +41

      As a member of an ex-colony of Britain, I agree

    • @kimjongun5676
      @kimjongun5676 4 роки тому +19

      As a leader of a country I agree

    • @sebbiebarr3886
      @sebbiebarr3886 4 роки тому +14

      As a chronic masturbater i agree

    • @kaylikescheesecake
      @kaylikescheesecake 4 роки тому +1

      as a member of an intelligent fish species, i agree. Although I have also started my comment with that line in my hideout 10 miles deep in the ocean

  • @dave-bot271
    @dave-bot271 4 роки тому +834

    We can't say "restroom" because you threw away our "T"

  • @supernova2504
    @supernova2504 4 роки тому +3289

    Random British dude: *Brings up american tragedies
    Optimus: Makes joke about teeth
    Random British dude: Now that's too far

    • @mr.mattruss1455
      @mr.mattruss1455 4 роки тому +179

      Most of us can take jokes just the small minority that got triggered giving us a bad look in this video

    • @bugbysanders9651
      @bugbysanders9651 4 роки тому +94

      @@mr.mattruss1455 I feel bad for all of the people that this British guy made look bad. It really sucks that a few bad people can end up entirely misrepresenting a population of totally normal people.

    • @jonnysandwich8199
      @jonnysandwich8199 4 роки тому +43

      Mr. MattRuss honestly whatever, I don’t think of y’all any differently, there are idiots all over the globe lol

    • @mrpunjabi8606
      @mrpunjabi8606 4 роки тому +6

      Supernova don’t make me recreate the Boston massacre (me me big joke)

    • @monke5403
      @monke5403 4 роки тому +1

      Vats* we don’ unduhstanD “that’s”

  • @jadonwolfe5349
    @jadonwolfe5349 4 роки тому +854

    *brings up Walmart*
    “Ok so now we getting disrespectful huh?”

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 4 роки тому +65

      "Disrespecting the greatest store on planet Earth?!" -Optimus
      Me: I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke, that I'm too European to understand?!

    • @AlexiaHoardwing
      @AlexiaHoardwing 4 роки тому +35

      @@palpatinethesenatehog7086 Walmart is a all-in-one type of store, but I think it's an over glorified store and that's probably the joke.

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 4 роки тому +28

      @@palpatinethesenatehog7086 Its a store thats loved and despised in equal measures across the U.S due to multiple reasons.

    • @maciedeclines
      @maciedeclines 4 роки тому +28

      I dont see why that person even brought up Walmart, we literally have Walmart in the UK, under the name ASDA.

    • @xaviertrujillo506
      @xaviertrujillo506 4 роки тому +4

      vero2D you can’t buy guns at asda

  • @patchouliknowledge3481
    @patchouliknowledge3481 4 роки тому +425

    Optimus: If the Revolutionary War was so cool, why isn't there a Revolutionary War 2?
    British Twitter: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @xavyishvalda3608
      @xavyishvalda3608 4 роки тому

      Was not expecting a magician here

    • @hellothere-sf1gl
      @hellothere-sf1gl 4 роки тому

      @@xavyishvalda3608 wasn't expecting a lot of things today but i quess is just me

    • @cerealcereal1280
      @cerealcereal1280 4 роки тому +9

      Isn’t the second revolutionary war the war of 1812 basically

    • @ScaryAppul-114
      @ScaryAppul-114 4 роки тому +2

      Cereal Cereal the war of 1812 is game 2

    • @gabrielg2720
      @gabrielg2720 4 роки тому

      Well cereal cereal the war of 1812 was actually a war that was started when the British tried to block off trade with a neutral France,not a war started in hope of freedom.

  • @juke2782
    @juke2782 4 роки тому +207

    Imagine running up 15 flights of stairs and dying as soon as you got to the top. I felt that.

  • @DaniD540
    @DaniD540 4 роки тому +1914

    We Canadians are just sitting in the corner watching this war unfold

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx 4 роки тому +764

    Optimus: **makes a harmless joke**
    British Twitter: “have you declared war?”

  • @hydrolicalx7647
    @hydrolicalx7647 4 роки тому +1321

    Optimus: Tries to be funny
    British Twitter: Yeah, there’s a tax for that.

    • @theodoremaximillios1797
      @theodoremaximillios1797 4 роки тому +92

      Hydrolical X Ahhh, I see you are a man of oversimplified too..

    • @operatorsenko8291
      @operatorsenko8291 4 роки тому +93

      "Oi mate, ya got a permit for that humour?"

    • @Spurius187
      @Spurius187 4 роки тому +2

      What the British twitter DIDN'T know is the tax was given to him and not to them, since he got content.

    • @legomanwhohateskpop1532
      @legomanwhohateskpop1532 4 роки тому +14

      Oversimplified?

    • @tylerberks2756
      @tylerberks2756 4 роки тому +9

      Hydrolical X dude... uncool

  • @NJWebCrawler
    @NJWebCrawler 4 роки тому +404

    People from the 1770's: *Hey I've seen this one before!*

  • @NS-ol9cs
    @NS-ol9cs 4 роки тому +1010

    As a non British guy, I didn't get offended.

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs 4 роки тому +37

      By the things that the British one said? As British, I didn't get offended either

    • @kxdsh
      @kxdsh 4 роки тому +23

      As British I did not get offended

    • @kimovvo2444
      @kimovvo2444 4 роки тому +29

      Yung as an American England is my city

    • @daddywazza
      @daddywazza 4 роки тому +16

      As I British guy i kinda was disappointed he didn’t even make fun of our roadmen and our roadmen slang

    • @TH3YGXNE
      @TH3YGXNE 4 роки тому +1

      Daddy Wazza did u not realise when he mentioned Trident he was talking bout our feds like we can even nuke New York.

  • @Willis332
    @Willis332 4 роки тому +788

    2020 can’t get any worse
    April: Optimus starts Revolutionary war 2

    • @lakerfan2874
      @lakerfan2874 4 роки тому +40

      More like American-British War III after the War of 1812.

    • @ayoutubeaccount864
      @ayoutubeaccount864 4 роки тому +6

      3 actually

    • @phalene1028
      @phalene1028 4 роки тому +13

      @Irsyad Aman they better

    • @Trashboat4444
      @Trashboat4444 4 роки тому +8

      @Irsyad Aman And Spanish Twitter

    • @thefatman8844
      @thefatman8844 4 роки тому +3

      The Allies have become enemies so now whos on Britain twitter side

  • @softlyytears2043
    @softlyytears2043 4 роки тому +880

    as a british person its fine and funny they do say bathroom like that tho

    • @austringer5315
      @austringer5315 4 роки тому +41

      Demon_yt tru at least we can go to school safely tho

    • @youtub5599
      @youtub5599 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah I'm also British and its quite funny how we say bathroom

    • @interstellarrock9713
      @interstellarrock9713 4 роки тому +27

      I mean as an America, I feel like it’s a better word than restroom, I don’t even use that word

    • @jak7826
      @jak7826 4 роки тому +21

      I say toilet but k

    • @youtub5599
      @youtub5599 4 роки тому +9

      @@jak7826 you have your toilet in your bathroom...?

  • @cirrin
    @cirrin 4 роки тому +909

    British guy: offended by mispronounciation
    Me, when I was younger, was asked: Do Chinese people drop a spoon down the stairs to see what to name their kid

    • @a.j4188
      @a.j4188 4 роки тому +197

      Dafuq kinda spoon makes the sound 'Yao Ming'?

    • @cirrin
      @cirrin 4 роки тому +68

      A.J idk, that’s why it’s funny

    • @ltramon7463
      @ltramon7463 4 роки тому +57

      The version I got asked used a penny..
      How do the Chinese name their kids?
      They drop a penny down the stair and name them after the sound it makes.
      And the funny thing is I'm not even Chinese! I'm Vietnamese.

    • @airbornewarningandcontrols396
      @airbornewarningandcontrols396 4 роки тому +20

      As a “Chinese” person, can confirm .

    • @Kionala
      @Kionala 4 роки тому +25

      @@a.j4188 the spoon obviously hit a cat then a bell.

  • @CantBeJulius
    @CantBeJulius 4 роки тому +210

    *Optimus beating up british children 2020 colorized*

    • @ardyhx
      @ardyhx 4 роки тому +3

      amen

    • @yesimkazuma2713
      @yesimkazuma2713 4 роки тому

      Hey man can you tell me what game is he playing in the vid?

    • @ap30112002
      @ap30112002 4 роки тому +1

      @@yesimkazuma2713 He's playing the "new" Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2019 in a gamemode called Plunder, where you have to collect as much money as possible while killing others

    • @Liam-rf1ey
      @Liam-rf1ey 4 роки тому +1

      @@ap30112002 thats pretty fitting for a video about britian

    • @MikeJProto
      @MikeJProto 4 роки тому +1

      @@Liam-rf1ey FACTS

  • @sleepy990
    @sleepy990 4 роки тому +289

    Imagine if the "white people be like" memes ended like this.

  • @MineBro56
    @MineBro56 4 роки тому +158

    I remember watching this unfold in real time

  • @ddgaxelnilsson7855
    @ddgaxelnilsson7855 4 роки тому +198

    Swedish people be like
    ”Vaffan säger de?”
    Translation for any non swedes
    “Tf they sayin?”

  • @beastygotskilllz4470
    @beastygotskilllz4470 4 роки тому +803

    I’m British and I don’t see why people were angry, that joke was actually funny

    • @FutMadness
      @FutMadness 4 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @FutMadness
      @FutMadness 4 роки тому

      British might😂

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs 4 роки тому +32

      As a British I genuinely laughed. Good laugh I had in bloody ages m8

    • @ethan3282
      @ethan3282 4 роки тому +10

      At the start it was funny but when they mention wars it pisses me off

    • @peeled_avocado3448
      @peeled_avocado3448 4 роки тому

      Yh

  • @DJ_Macphisto
    @DJ_Macphisto 4 роки тому +165

    Brit police be like: "Oi, you! You got a license for that tweet, bruv?!"

    • @fujiE33
      @fujiE33 4 роки тому +8

      Oi josuke

    • @azharp9391
      @azharp9391 4 роки тому +2

      "you there! I sure hope you got a fishing license!"

    • @1f1suk1tsURDAD6D9
      @1f1suk1tsURDAD6D9 4 роки тому +2

      Master Yoda British people be like “I haven’t got blown up or stabbed in London today”.

  • @Real_Kaedinh
    @Real_Kaedinh 4 роки тому +796

    Brits be like: let’s head to the tesco mate

    • @batfitch4207
      @batfitch4207 4 роки тому +95

      Them meal deals tho

    • @Soaral
      @Soaral 4 роки тому +14

      Le Epic Reetord what’s wrong with tesco though?

    • @bosnia7429
      @bosnia7429 4 роки тому +17

      the tesco?

    • @inactive859
      @inactive859 4 роки тому +16

      Le Epic Reetord asda is better

    • @ovps8407
      @ovps8407 4 роки тому +15

      Oi don't roast my teco

  • @yuzawoob3143
    @yuzawoob3143 4 роки тому +258

    *Optimus having a war with british*
    Everyone else: What Dey doin over der

    • @moyai4378
      @moyai4378 4 роки тому +8

      what dey doin ova der

    • @komaterasu
      @komaterasu 4 роки тому +5

      What Dey doin over der

    • @2silver144
      @2silver144 4 роки тому +4

      What they doin over der

    • @ampassapera
      @ampassapera 4 роки тому +3

      Woot de fūq dā dooin’ ova dair

    • @merloaf0332
      @merloaf0332 4 роки тому

      wot thay fookin doen ober ther

  • @lazio-westham7159
    @lazio-westham7159 4 роки тому +165

    Breaking news : people on the internet get mad

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 4 роки тому +5

      People can’t get mad at each other in public so everyone gets mad at each other on the Internet because of corona chan

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 4 роки тому +1

      @@mclovin2408
      Wait we are not allowed to do it in public now?

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 4 роки тому

      Sgt Wolf quarantine

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 4 роки тому

      @@mclovin2408
      Are we talking before or during the outbreak?

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 4 роки тому

      Sgt Wolf what are you talking about dude 2+2 is 4

  • @chubskii
    @chubskii 4 роки тому +884

    Americans be like “yeah I’ll supersize that mega large ultimate family meal”

    • @jace4ire291
      @jace4ire291 4 роки тому +114

      Im american but that still be funny, they actually made a movie called supersize me, and after that super sizing was gotten rid of

    • @matts1603
      @matts1603 4 роки тому +63

      And then they call it a childs meal.

    • @chubskii
      @chubskii 4 роки тому +26

      Jace4ire and then they get angry when people say they have morbid obesity

    • @jace4ire291
      @jace4ire291 4 роки тому +2

      @@chubskii yeah

    • @jace4ire291
      @jace4ire291 4 роки тому +31

      @@chubskii but Britain will soon pass in percentage of obesity, as it is rapidly increasing

  • @Litwolf9
    @Litwolf9 4 роки тому +311

    "Oi atleast we dont have firearms" gets brick thrown at head

  • @razvanbaltatescu6099
    @razvanbaltatescu6099 4 роки тому +395

    Americans be like: "Mom where did you put my bulletproof vest, Im gonna be late for school!"

    • @xato-1
      @xato-1 4 роки тому +133

      British moms be like: dont forget to put on ye anti acid mask when ye head on down to da mawket

    • @bluesky-ip9sb
      @bluesky-ip9sb 4 роки тому +86

      British mom's:don't forget to tax the other kids for breathing

    • @mrcanofwhoopass
      @mrcanofwhoopass 4 роки тому +74

      Italians be like: pasta la vista mama mia

    • @chrisppx
      @chrisppx 4 роки тому +41

      british moms be like: oi son, yu foreget yoor tea?

    • @gregorysweet867
      @gregorysweet867 4 роки тому +31

      British moms be like son look out for the knofes

  • @Atheist_1940
    @Atheist_1940 4 роки тому +122

    Redditer: not actually British but...

  • @justanalias5642
    @justanalias5642 4 роки тому +166

    Even in isolation, humans can't cease to wage war on one another.
    *I LOVE IT*

  • @BuckMan7
    @BuckMan7 4 роки тому +274

    Optimus: *Makes Joke*
    The Few British Snowflakes: So you have chosen death
    Optimus: *Uno reverse*

    • @necoarcenjoyer2843
      @necoarcenjoyer2843 4 роки тому +5

      I want to like but its 69 likes.

    • @boltowl625
      @boltowl625 4 роки тому +1

      I’m 150 liked

    • @helregal7716
      @helregal7716 4 роки тому +1

      Ninja Master no it’s just that British people don’t speak like that

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 роки тому +2

      Optimus: *ENEMY AC-ONE-FIRTY-ABOVE*

    • @TheStanimal77
      @TheStanimal77 4 роки тому +1

      @@helregal7716 Yes we do, depending on region and accent. I say tuth instead of tooth also! I say fanks instead of thanks. It's nothing to do with intelligence or lack thereof, it's just accents.

  • @notsusoranythingbut3822
    @notsusoranythingbut3822 4 роки тому +517

    Americans be pronouncing school as 'shooting range'

    • @charlie9422
      @charlie9422 4 роки тому +121

      No ‘Target Practice With Children’

    • @lolsuck4507
      @lolsuck4507 4 роки тому +187

      charlie quinn I don’t get that joke. It must be aimed at a younger audience.

    • @Malbasa945
      @Malbasa945 4 роки тому +6

      Hahaha yes

    • @vPiccolo
      @vPiccolo 4 роки тому +5

      ahem wp

    • @somerandomperson7256
      @somerandomperson7256 4 роки тому +32

      The quiet kid’s playground

  • @Bruh-bp6nn
    @Bruh-bp6nn 4 роки тому +109

    We‘re British, we‘re supposed to have good ol‘ banter. On behalf of England, I apologize for people who can’t take jokes. Scotland can definitely take a joke. No one cares about Northan Ireland and Wales tho.

    • @thegoldensasquatch6046
      @thegoldensasquatch6046 4 роки тому +6

      Northern Ireland/Wales/Scotland>>>England

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 4 роки тому +6

      The only ones that care about Northern Ireland is Ireland proper.

    • @Bruh-bp6nn
      @Bruh-bp6nn 4 роки тому +1

      the golden sasquatch Russia>>>Pluto

    • @Bruh-bp6nn
      @Bruh-bp6nn 4 роки тому +5

      DrSylvestreMatuschka To be honest they can take back Northern Ireland because we don’t care about it 😂

    • @dannav_17
      @dannav_17 4 роки тому

      Mhm k northern iteland< england < wales Scotland
      That's just the opinion doe but ur English

  • @slimjim1002
    @slimjim1002 4 роки тому +495

    Everybody gangsta til some British guy say:
    “Oi bruv stop being a wanka or ill bonk chu in the noggin”
    Edit; I’ve done it. I’ve angered them.

    • @txtsavage2702
      @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому +16

      Slim Jim nobody says Bruv anymore just saying

    • @TalesFromTheSlumsOfMumbai
      @TalesFromTheSlumsOfMumbai 4 роки тому +31

      No one in England speaks like that probably what ur American hillbillies speak like to each other

    • @KellerCo
      @KellerCo 4 роки тому +23

      @@TalesFromTheSlumsOfMumbai yea that sounds american to me...

    • @elpaletero123
      @elpaletero123 4 роки тому +6

      @@txtsavage2702 shut up

    • @zurog7742
      @zurog7742 4 роки тому +74

      ll panda ll are you gonna flag this guy’s comment too?

  • @StudioUAC
    @StudioUAC 4 роки тому +328

    Britsh people: "At least our schools aren't shooting ranges! "*Gets attacked with acid*

    • @dannav_17
      @dannav_17 4 роки тому +77

      *also gets stabbed*

    • @bigchimp_
      @bigchimp_ 4 роки тому +59

      *gets ran over*

    • @ET-xv5sn
      @ET-xv5sn 4 роки тому +9

      Haven't seen any of those recently but I'll keep my eye open

    • @bigfartsaresotasty
      @bigfartsaresotasty 4 роки тому +40

      *also gets bonked on head*

    • @cleveland1887
      @cleveland1887 4 роки тому +11

      I’m not saying ur wrong but that only happens in london

  • @preforms500
    @preforms500 4 роки тому +40

    "your not gonna disrespect the cheeks." -Optimus

  • @sovietdog5538
    @sovietdog5538 4 роки тому +28

    21 Savage going to the barfroom like:

  • @rnsnjfmenr9955
    @rnsnjfmenr9955 4 роки тому +41

    It was hilarious to watch this go down

    • @owen5847
      @owen5847 4 роки тому

      I'm British myself. This is just the best xD

  • @PomiTV
    @PomiTV 4 роки тому +28

    "Come to Birmingham, me and my mates are gunna mess you up" -some dude on xbox, 2012

    • @G4ZZ__
      @G4ZZ__ 4 роки тому

      PomiTV not one British person has said ‘gunna mess you up’

    • @qwobot
      @qwobot 4 роки тому +5

      G UN1T i can confirm a lot of british people have said that

    • @talos2384
      @talos2384 4 роки тому

      Don’t go Birmingham, trust me!

    • @dsk1359
      @dsk1359 4 роки тому

      What's the difference between Birmingham and a haunted house, the haunted house intimates you when you walk in

  • @actualgarfield
    @actualgarfield 4 роки тому +77

    British people see big foot: "mhmm. odd bloke".

  • @bigladnathanclips
    @bigladnathanclips 4 роки тому +114

    Since when was there a British twitter?

  • @wya.shadow
    @wya.shadow 4 роки тому +65

    Twitter: Revolutionary War the sequel.

    • @whoa1770
      @whoa1770 4 роки тому

      Pistachio & Trixxzz
      yes

    • @MsKimba18
      @MsKimba18 4 роки тому

      Pistachio & Trixxzz Revolutionary war 2: electric Boogaloo

  • @Therworldtube
    @Therworldtube 4 роки тому +41

    Update: The guy with a green face and red background responded

  • @nolanvanginkel7957
    @nolanvanginkel7957 4 роки тому +77

    “They started to talk about mass tragedies” proceeds to talk about WW2

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 4 роки тому +5

      He meant to say domestic terrorist attacks.

    • @sirawesomethethird8707
      @sirawesomethethird8707 4 роки тому +1

      He meant like when they lost a jenga

    • @wall156
      @wall156 4 роки тому +1

      WW2 happened over 60 years ago. School shootings and terrorist attacks that happened in the past twenty years are a a completely different thing.

    • @wall156
      @wall156 4 роки тому +1

      They're all tragedies, but it's one thing joking about history, and another joking about recent events.

  • @FEDJULINAK
    @FEDJULINAK 4 роки тому +65

    Funny how they pronounce the letter “H”
    Like “Hache” but don’t pronounce the “H” when saying
    “Bloody ell”

    • @alpharedhed4446
      @alpharedhed4446 4 роки тому +9

      There's about 60 different accents spread across just the East Midlands

    • @bigpondpond9965
      @bigpondpond9965 4 роки тому

      I will fight anyone any day over that. It's not ache. You pronounce words with by hu, that's how Imma H

    • @guy2655
      @guy2655 4 роки тому

      It's pronounced ache not haiche search it up if you dont believe me

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 роки тому +2

      There's like a million British accents, you can't regroup it.

    • @SPIREDOCKLATERRA
      @SPIREDOCKLATERRA 4 роки тому

      That's a specific part of England, mainly the Midlands, I'm from the west Midlands and I hear "ell" all the time

  • @Stonks05
    @Stonks05 4 роки тому +29

    Optimus took on the British Empire and Won
    British people: 0_0

    • @FutMadness
      @FutMadness 4 роки тому +6

      We created modern America, shut up

    • @retrospekt2794
      @retrospekt2794 4 роки тому +4

      @@FutMadness with taxes and a war you lost, correct

    • @tescomealdeal4210
      @tescomealdeal4210 4 роки тому +2

      @@retrospekt2794 what about the war of 1812

    • @woodchip543
      @woodchip543 4 роки тому +2

      @@retrospekt2794 war we left, like you in Vietnam

    • @babboondaboss
      @babboondaboss 4 роки тому +1

      Not that hard anymore tbh

  • @tundra2399
    @tundra2399 4 роки тому +20

    Can't wait for the one guy to "flag" this video like he said

  • @giannis5767
    @giannis5767 4 роки тому +41

    I agree on the fact that it's bathroom, not restroom. Everything else on the vid is fine.

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 4 роки тому +3

      I never say restroom, I always say bathroom or washroom. Mostly bathroom though

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому

      @@thatoneguy9666 I mean you can say it however. It has many names. I use bathroom too, but also see rest and washroom as okay too

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 3 роки тому

      @@rhyscallinan4402 I know, I just never really call it a restroom, it isn’t natural to me

  • @tasteless7795
    @tasteless7795 4 роки тому +34

    You gotta love being early to a video, scrolling down to the comments, and seeing the comments full of MULTIPLE people saying fIrSt

  • @txtsavage2702
    @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому +93

    This is a horrible time to have autism and can’t understand when somebody is joking and is British so idk how to feel

    • @XeratoneReal
      @XeratoneReal 4 роки тому +13

      I have Autism and can understand jokes (BTW if this is a joke then don't take is seriously)

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 4 роки тому +3

      We autistic folk are to logical to understand the illogical ways of the normal folk. but soon are time will come.

    • @FanGirl9463
      @FanGirl9463 4 роки тому

      You guys smart af tho

    • @txtsavage2702
      @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому +4

      Notebook Master yeah we’re smart but lack in the social stuff

    • @txtsavage2702
      @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому +1

      THAT Guy I won’t judge

  • @pacificals
    @pacificals 4 роки тому +14

    "I'm blowing him out at this point"
    -Optimus

  • @TheMudKip-ff2tb
    @TheMudKip-ff2tb 4 роки тому +17

    When he referenced Lexington and concord *happy historian and patriot noises*

  • @iansmith-official
    @iansmith-official 4 роки тому +88

    I'm British and I get you were just messing around and that's cool, but I do get why some people got annoyed at you insulting our accent. There's actually a lot of different accents in England and some people get annoyed when people bring up the stereotypical posh accent that usually comes from London. I actually found your jokes pretty funny but coming from an area of England where our accent sounds totally different than that typically associated with us I know a lot of people that get quite touchy on the subject. Great video anyway mate, keep it up.

    • @tobiasrieper1212
      @tobiasrieper1212 4 роки тому +18

      That's because Americans only know London, ask if they can name three other cities without googling it first

    • @sadvenom7826
      @sadvenom7826 4 роки тому +10

      Jamie Clarke alot of americans watch the premier league. Everyone knows about liverpool because of the Beatles, london because of it being the capital, and york because of NYC, even though it was named after the dukes instead of the actual city. Also there are hundreds of cities named after English ones.

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 4 роки тому +5

      @@tobiasrieper1212 If thats the case that just proves your forgettable.

    • @bm1259
      @bm1259 4 роки тому +4

      I think its because a lot of us dislike some of the more prominent accents and hate to be associated with those ones.

    • @partyrobbins4690
      @partyrobbins4690 4 роки тому +6

      @@tobiasrieper1212 I don't get mad at people from California who don't know where Rock Island Illinois is

  • @bigladnathanclips
    @bigladnathanclips 4 роки тому +53

    I'm British and haven't heard of this

    • @redd_cat
      @redd_cat 4 роки тому +4

      that's probably because you aren't glued to twitter drama like a normal person

  • @alexanderinoa7850
    @alexanderinoa7850 4 роки тому +50

    British twitter: decides to try and mock Optimus
    Optimus: so you have chosen… death.

  • @PurpleWukong21
    @PurpleWukong21 4 роки тому +14

    Lol my man over there like "the British are coming, the British are coming" lol

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 4 роки тому +29

    Someone: *makes funny tweet*
    Twitter: Checkmate.

  • @FloydSchooledCanelo
    @FloydSchooledCanelo 4 роки тому +24

    8:23 the entire country of britain...... *COUNTRY OF BRITAIN* WHAT!

    • @maxxor-overworldhero6730
      @maxxor-overworldhero6730 4 роки тому +1

      Technically it's correct. A lot of people consider the UK to be it's own confederation of the different countries, even though legally speaking it's, well, the United Kingdom.

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 4 роки тому

      Country of britain stands for england, whales, scotland, northern island

    • @jasonvoorhees7239
      @jasonvoorhees7239 4 роки тому +1

      Britain refers to the actual landmass (the island) containing England, Scotland and Wales. It is not a country at all.

    • @James-dq7oi
      @James-dq7oi 4 роки тому

      @@vodkawhisperer3923 *whales*

  • @dogestep64
    @dogestep64 4 роки тому +26

    This is like madara vs the shinobi alliance

    • @fujiE33
      @fujiE33 4 роки тому +1

      deadass facts

    • @mystic0146
      @mystic0146 4 роки тому +1

      Wait:
      Its madara vs shinobi alliance
      But take away sage naruto, onohki, and garra.

    • @YungBoiEscobar
      @YungBoiEscobar 4 роки тому

      215 kills

    • @inleviwetrust
      @inleviwetrust 4 роки тому

      Mystic 01 he means the 4th division

    • @ddomenicoeeziommancini
      @ddomenicoeeziommancini 4 роки тому

      This is like the 100 men fight in Berserk

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 4 роки тому +160

    This is a country that arrested a man for teaching his girlfriend's pug to do a certain salute as a joke. Them being butthurt over jokes and roasts like this doesn't surprise me.

    • @HunterBidensHandgun
      @HunterBidensHandgun 4 роки тому +15

      Count Dankula is awesome

    • @danielbob2628
      @danielbob2628 4 роки тому +6

      @@leightonjks You think the situation would have played out differently in Wales or England?

    • @country_flyboy
      @country_flyboy 4 роки тому +22

      @@danielbob2628 Probably. The British would have spilt their tea, colonized a few random islands, and asked if he had a license for that. The Welsh wouldn't have cared, they were probably too busy adding letters to their town names and herding sheep.

    • @josephfrings8417
      @josephfrings8417 4 роки тому +7

      And you have the country that elected Donald Trump as president. I don’t mind Americans, but he’s a nob.

    • @banterlona8166
      @banterlona8166 4 роки тому +9

      not all british people. if i was in this situation i would make jokes back and take it light heartedly and so would lots of other british people.using your logic americans are so butthurt because they are a country where the buzzed videos 36 feminist questions for men and trying manspreding for a day came from. so technically you are all feminizes.

  • @Wheaty03
    @Wheaty03 4 роки тому +74

    british people be like:
    *wakes up during heart surgery*
    "right what's all this then?"

    • @txtsavage2702
      @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому +2

      Hayden Wheatley not really though I think they would wake up feeling frail

    • @bingobongo781
      @bingobongo781 4 роки тому +5

      Oi whot is all this mate, are you mental?

    • @txtsavage2702
      @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому

      halal moments I’m British and id mostly be confused and worried about what’s happening then use obnoxious slang

    • @c001Ba30nDuD
      @c001Ba30nDuD 4 роки тому +3

      @@txtsavage2702 mm more like you tried to put reality into a joke

    • @txtsavage2702
      @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому

      C001Ba30nDuD3 yep that’s what I do best 👍

  • @brokentoaster4231
    @brokentoaster4231 4 роки тому +16

    10:52 I lost it when he teabagged him.

  • @risu6894
    @risu6894 4 роки тому +17

    dude optimus you gotta put a “/s” after the joke

  • @FloofDog
    @FloofDog 4 роки тому +164

    As a British person I have to admit it’s a little offensive but was meant as a joke so idk why people were taking it seriously.

    • @a.j4188
      @a.j4188 4 роки тому +8

      Pride.

    • @callumrae5769
      @callumrae5769 4 роки тому +38

      Because we’re British we hate everything

    • @FloofDog
      @FloofDog 4 роки тому +6

      Polar Flow mate I make offensive jokes all the time 😅 I’ve been on the Internet for ages.

    • @bruhmoment0264
      @bruhmoment0264 4 роки тому +23

      @@FloofDog Why do white people own so many pets?
      Cause their not aloud to own people anymore.

    • @odbodd123
      @odbodd123 4 роки тому

      @@callumrae5769 True I do indeed hate everything

  • @SomeRandomPiggo
    @SomeRandomPiggo 4 роки тому +66

    Americans be like: ay dude
    Londoners be like: wagwan piffting

    • @ethan3282
      @ethan3282 4 роки тому +2

      Who says piffting? In South London we never say that xD

    • @NS-ol9cs
      @NS-ol9cs 4 роки тому +1

      Whats your bbm pin

    • @cheezinator1
      @cheezinator1 4 роки тому

      Northerners be like, EY UP

    • @mr.mattruss1455
      @mr.mattruss1455 4 роки тому +4

      @@cheezinator1 and welcome to Callums Corner

    • @Regret2001
      @Regret2001 4 роки тому

      Change piff to peng

  • @bruh2524
    @bruh2524 4 роки тому +21

    Now this is bruh moment

    • @inactive859
      @inactive859 4 роки тому +6

      Let me fix that
      Now this is *bruv* moment

  • @LapisGoBlue
    @LapisGoBlue 4 роки тому +29

    How is everyone doing at home?

  • @1f1suk1tsURDAD6D9
    @1f1suk1tsURDAD6D9 4 роки тому +10

    British people gangsta in New Orleans until Andrew Jackson comes

  • @DivineWashup
    @DivineWashup 4 роки тому +8

    Optimus really out here spearheading our first step into taking over the British

    • @bigmansam18
      @bigmansam18 4 роки тому

      Bruh, we are allies with the British

    • @yaboithomas3390
      @yaboithomas3390 3 роки тому

      Bruh then why do you speak English.

  • @whoa1770
    @whoa1770 4 роки тому +45

    Revolutionary War: Twitter Edition

    • @616png
      @616png 4 роки тому +1

      Featuring dante from Devil May Cry series

    • @JadeGBA
      @JadeGBA 4 роки тому +1

      Call of Twitter: Revolutionary Warfare

    • @TheseUseless
      @TheseUseless 4 роки тому

      Except the british are gonna win this time.

    • @_flyingcat_7527
      @_flyingcat_7527 4 роки тому

      This is how the wars of the future will be fought

  • @penguin3745
    @penguin3745 4 роки тому +25

    Optimus: People are saying i'm hurting peoples "feelings"
    People who watch: How dare you dissrespect optimus

  • @Skye_At_Home
    @Skye_At_Home 4 роки тому +12

    I'm so sad that I missed this major historical event.

  • @sunbeames
    @sunbeames 4 роки тому +74

    Tbh I'm an American, though I think that the joke went on for so long that it came across as serious. Don't forget tone doesn't always transcribe well.

    • @decreiverreceiver4492
      @decreiverreceiver4492 4 роки тому

      I was just about to say that, just because you know it's a joke doesn't mean anyone else knows

    • @somedudelmao4538
      @somedudelmao4538 4 роки тому +12

      @@decreiverreceiver4492 i mean if you take things said on the internet seriously, that problematic

    • @chillstation1624
      @chillstation1624 4 роки тому +7

      In my opinion both sides were very pathetic in that manchild argument

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 4 роки тому +1

      The first few were friendly jabs, then it turned into WW3

    • @assassinbro2988
      @assassinbro2988 4 роки тому

      @@somedudelmao4538 or if the joke goes on for so long you can't tell

  • @TyBaller
    @TyBaller 4 роки тому +12

    I guess Optimus already started WW4

  • @CreamMonarch
    @CreamMonarch 4 роки тому +73

    Oh god the Brits are coming, the Brits are coming! PROTECT THE DISLIKE BUTTON AT ALL COSTS!!

    • @fairvlogsuk24
      @fairvlogsuk24 4 роки тому

      grimreaper stealthclown402 😂😂😂

    • @IantheTridentariuss
      @IantheTridentariuss 4 роки тому +2

      It do be all good init

    • @chickendeluxe7053
      @chickendeluxe7053 4 роки тому +2

      British person here why is everyone mad ima like this vid and your comment

    • @redd_cat
      @redd_cat 4 роки тому

      Also a Brit, both video and comment is upvoted :)
      *sips tea in a patriotic manner*

    • @trannosaursrexrex8711
      @trannosaursrexrex8711 4 роки тому

      He

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 роки тому +3

    0:49
    Optimus: *censors name
    Also Optimus: *J* *E* *R* *R* *Y*

  • @gothtearz
    @gothtearz 4 роки тому +30

    Brits be like: "Oi I'm off to the Tesco mate ya want some crumpets or tea?"

    • @txtsavage2702
      @txtsavage2702 4 роки тому

      Bill Clinton not me I can’t drink tea or eat crumpets

    • @tomo_ka3040
      @tomo_ka3040 4 роки тому +1

      Americans be like “I’m gonna go shoot up school with my ar-15” 😂

    • @jotaroknight8312
      @jotaroknight8312 4 роки тому

      "Get me the fokin' meal deal already mate"

    • @jamesolsen2137
      @jamesolsen2137 4 роки тому +1

      Bill Clinton it’s just tesco

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 4 роки тому

      Sounds like if brits and Aussies had ki- wait...

  • @mastatheif9909
    @mastatheif9909 4 роки тому +6

    Wanna make British twitter angry? Say freedom of speech is a human right

    • @jasonvoorhees7239
      @jasonvoorhees7239 4 роки тому +2

      You have as much freedom of speech in the US as we do in the UK anyway

    • @joeschmo6488
      @joeschmo6488 4 роки тому

      @@jasonvoorhees7239 You have more freedom in the U.S. because we have active legislation based on preserving Freedom of Speech.

  • @retrozip
    @retrozip 4 роки тому +7

    I mean, it is Twitter, more than half the people who uses it can't take a joke.

    • @babboondaboss
      @babboondaboss 4 роки тому +1

      What are you? Some Facebook boomer?

  • @MicrowaveFanFic
    @MicrowaveFanFic 4 роки тому +6

    As a british person, i enjoy the america-britain arguments going on everywhere. it's opened my eyes to some really creative insults, and it's just funny to see people get so mad at simple matters like driving and pronunciation

    • @10_MILES_HIGH_
      @10_MILES_HIGH_ 4 роки тому

      Yeah it's funny and true. I like the ones about Brits pronounciation of words cuz I can confirm them as true

    • @MicrowaveFanFic
      @MicrowaveFanFic 4 роки тому +1

      @@10_MILES_HIGH_ unfortunateley, the only one the average american can think of is "chewsday"

    • @10_MILES_HIGH_
      @10_MILES_HIGH_ 4 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @vashtheflashstampede
    @vashtheflashstampede 4 роки тому +6

    Bruh Optimus comparing himself to ssj2 Gohan I'm weak

  • @asbendewar4259
    @asbendewar4259 4 роки тому +4

    As a scotsman I usually hate the Americans as much as the English but I now like the Americans a little more now

  • @mr.abrams9885
    @mr.abrams9885 4 роки тому +5

    Optimus having a fight with a british person on twitter?
    I'll grab the popcorn

  • @feuer_0528
    @feuer_0528 4 роки тому +1

    America v Britain is the funniest low-key argument

  • @emmanuelhernandez1609
    @emmanuelhernandez1609 4 роки тому +7

    I watched this take place until this point, thank you, thank you

  • @jasonvoorhees7239
    @jasonvoorhees7239 4 роки тому +17

    8:25 Britain isn't a country, it's a landmass; it refers to the "Island" which contains England, Wales and Scotland. Go educate yourself USA.

  • @ApocalipsizProductions
    @ApocalipsizProductions 4 роки тому +113

    As much as i love Optimus these jokes tread on thin soil due to the fact that a lot of Americans actually think like that. Its like, as a Russian, I can take someone joking about how America won WW2 single handedly and Russia did nothing, but at the same time somewhere inside I'm a bit salty knowing that a lot of Americans actually believe that.
    Just my thoughts, Great vid as always.

    • @pawanshallow
      @pawanshallow 4 роки тому +21

      shut up you pancake

    • @arkane3168
      @arkane3168 4 роки тому +15

      in the far distance, the sound of a zipper can be heard coming undone as a short man quivers in fear

    • @pawanshallow
      @pawanshallow 4 роки тому +7

      @@arkane3168 its pp time 😏👀👀

    • @joeschmo6488
      @joeschmo6488 4 роки тому +7

      While yes, Russia was integral to winning World War Two, Russia had way more of an impact in the East while they were getting invaded. America had way more of an impact literally everywhere else.

    • @ApocalipsizProductions
      @ApocalipsizProductions 4 роки тому +17

      @@joeschmo6488 America + All of Europe. Also let's not disregard the fact that America joined kinda late (tail end of 1941) and also sold various things to not only Europe but also Germany which aided them in the war effort. In other words it was a big opportunity for America to make bank while simultaneously help on the west as you said.

  • @wuhoho4687
    @wuhoho4687 4 роки тому +23

    I think the main thing wrong with this is just how it seems how much the idea of 'winning' is pushed.
    It's just a bit pointless of a video really lol

  • @BLAZEINF3RNO
    @BLAZEINF3RNO 4 роки тому +22

    You forgot the one thing most British do. We dont all say "I'm going to the bathroom" we just announce what we're going for. "Alright back in a bit going for a p***" 😂

  • @assrecker.mp4940
    @assrecker.mp4940 4 роки тому +19

    Bruh I didn't know we were starting the second revolution war.

  • @tobycharles6204
    @tobycharles6204 4 роки тому +7

    Americans be like oh man my 12th daughter died in her 4th school shooting

    • @iamhidden6590
      @iamhidden6590 4 роки тому

      @Sevian Medina its shanked not stabbed ight mate

    • @tobycharles6204
      @tobycharles6204 4 роки тому

      Sevian Medina you do realise America still has a higher rate of stabbings right🤣

  • @ruairidh3452
    @ruairidh3452 4 роки тому +50

    American people be like oh no my child got shot in school and I haven't got the money to pay for hospital bills oh no

    • @Scp-yl6fq
      @Scp-yl6fq 4 роки тому +8

      Ruairidh MacDonald NHS in England be like: I got you homie.

    • @bradlygamez4549
      @bradlygamez4549 4 роки тому +32

      British people be like I got my arm blown off in a Train Bombing but at least my healthcare will pay for it

    • @mrcanofwhoopass
      @mrcanofwhoopass 4 роки тому +12

      American people be like: lets go to McDonalds
      British people be like: lets go to MacDonald

    • @Myemnhk
      @Myemnhk 4 роки тому +11

      Atleast you guys got great healthcare for the acid thrown in faces 😳

    • @johng6080
      @johng6080 4 роки тому +10

      British people be like: aw man my house is being robbed, let me grab my knife

  • @MetalLink
    @MetalLink 4 роки тому +3

    This wasn't a fight with british people, this was a fight with people who don't know how to take a joke against people who DO know how to take a joke.

    • @markm.8286
      @markm.8286 4 роки тому

      So British people?

    • @MetalLink
      @MetalLink 4 роки тому

      @@markm.8286 Pretty much XD

  • @Spiky2306
    @Spiky2306 4 роки тому +8

    British humour > American humour

  • @randompersonontheinternet6220
    @randompersonontheinternet6220 4 роки тому +4

    Oi Optimus wanna get shanked innit?

    • @shhhh517
      @shhhh517 4 роки тому

      The worst part is I bet ppl said this on Twitter

  • @TomNeth
    @TomNeth 4 роки тому +1

    As a British person I am extremely offended. I am literally crying and shaking right now. I have called the police.

  • @user-ri5oc5rw5b
    @user-ri5oc5rw5b 4 роки тому +39

    You sure he is British
    Cuz i ain't seeing them somehow?
    Can anyone tell me?

  • @matthewnewlands8867
    @matthewnewlands8867 4 роки тому +3

    As a citizen of Britain I am truly sorry that some of us couldn’t take a joke. Most of us don’t really care in the end it’s all a bit of banter

  • @nonewsystom6026
    @nonewsystom6026 4 роки тому +7

    As a British person it is 100% true speech but I don't get why some of us get so triggered by this some time I still wish I was born in the US

  • @CatholicNiko
    @CatholicNiko 4 роки тому +53

    Britian: *argues*
    America: how many times do we have to teach this lesson old man

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 4 роки тому +15

      what's the difference between yogurt and america? Yogurt has its own culture.

    • @CatholicNiko
      @CatholicNiko 4 роки тому +5

      @@RekzysTheTitan oh ya ha were freedom ya that...america at least didnt lose to a buncha minute men

    • @jasper4549
      @jasper4549 4 роки тому +13

      Bilingualism at least Britain didn’t lose to rice pickers

    • @stoleyourroll5325
      @stoleyourroll5325 4 роки тому +6

      @@jasper4549 at least are colonies didn't lose a war to birds

    • @averagedrainer
      @averagedrainer 4 роки тому +2

      Of course your profile is an American flag😂