Sloth Reacts Eurovision 2019 Portugal Conan Osíris "Telemóveis" REACTION

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  • Eurovision 2019 Portugal Conan Osíris Telemóveis
    Just a fun video of my reaction to Portugal's song, Festival da Canção winner Conan Osiris. Look for the full review here: • The Lethargic Sloth Do...
    ***The song and video belong to the singer, songwriters and producers. I take no claim in the creation of the song nor video...this video is made for the purposes of critique. :-) **
    #Eurovision #Portugal #ReactionPortugalConanOsiris

КОМЕНТАРІ • 79

  • @aidarafsantos
    @aidarafsantos 5 років тому +44

    Here goes a free translation... portuguese and english... and the meaning of the song in the end...
    Telemóveis by Conan Osiris
    Cellphones by Conan Osiris
    Eu parti o telemóvel
    I broke my cellphone
    A tentar ligar para o céu
    Trying to call up to heaven
    Pa' saber se eu mato a saudade
    To find out if I kill the longing/missing (saudade)
    Ou quem morre sou eu
    Or if I'm the one who dies
    E quem mata quem
    And who kills whom?
    Quem mata quem mata
    Who kills whom?
    Quem mata quem
    Will it kill?
    Nem eu sei
    Not even I know
    Quando eu souber
    When I find out
    Eu não ligo a mais ninguém
    I won't call another soul
    E se a vida ligar
    If life calls you up
    Se a vida mandar mensagem
    If life sends you a message
    Se ela não parar
    If it doesn't stop
    E tu não tiveres coragem de atender
    And you don't have the courage to pick up
    Tu já sabes o que é que vai acontecer
    You already know what is going to happen
    Eu vou descer a minha escada
    I’ll go downstairs
    Vou estragar o telemóvel
    And I’ll wreck my cellphone
    O telele
    The ol'celly
    Eu vou partir o telemóvel
    I'll break the cellphone
    O teu e o meu
    Both yours and mine
    E eu vou estragar o telemóvel
    And I'll wreck my phone
    Eu quero viver e escangalhar o telemóvel
    I want to live and obliterate my cellphone
    E se eu partir o telemóvel
    And if I break my cellphone
    Eu só parto aquilo que é meu
    I'll only break what’s mine
    Tou para ver se a saudade morre
    I have yet to see if my longing/missing (saudade) will die
    Vai na volta, quem morre sou eu
    Or if it turns out I'm the one who dies
    E quem mata quem mata
    And who kills who
    Eu nem sei
    I don't even know
    A chibaria nunca viu nascer ninguém
    The snitches have never seen anyone be born
    Eu partia telemóveis
    I used to break cellphones
    Mas eu nunca mais parto o meu
    But I will never break mine anymore
    Eu sei que a saudade tá morta
    I know that the longing/missing (saudade) is dead
    Quem mandou a flecha fui eu
    The one who shot the arrow was me
    Quem mandou a flecha fui eu
    The one who shot the arrow
    Fui eu
    Was me
    The title is cellphones... Nowadays, everyone has a cellphone and can't live without it because it connects with the people and the world... it is almost a bionic heart... the cellphone has a vital power in our life... So, Conan Osiris gave to the cellphone an extra power... to call to heaven in order to kill the longing/ missing (saudade) of a soul that passed away. Therefore you see a dichotomy if he will kill the longing/ missing (saudade) or will the longing/ missing (saudade) kill him. And he doesn't have the courage to pick up the life, because he's suffering and he wants to die with the pain inside him... But then he decides to go downstairs and live and wreck the cellphone... both his and cellphone's soul. Then, in the end he decides to keep the cellphone because he shot an arrow to the longing/ missing (saudade) and continues with his life (or not).
    Besides this message, how many of us lost a relative... the love one... a friend... in a war... with cancer... in an accident... whatever... and decided to wreck the phone because the pain was unbearable? Or you didn't want to listen that news by cellphone? Or even did you never wished to have a special cellphone to listen for the last time the voice of a person who passed away???

    • @joaomachado4590
      @joaomachado4590 5 років тому +8

      I'm Portuguese and the translation is very well done

    • @marcioaurelis
      @marcioaurelis 5 років тому +1

      I wouldnt do better. Nice translation. Bela tradução e explicação, parabéns 👍

    • @paolatrindade7263
      @paolatrindade7263 5 років тому

      Parabéns!!! Congratulations! Tradução e comentário EXCELENTE! 👏👏👏

  • @estrelamatutina4930
    @estrelamatutina4930 5 років тому +2

    ThankYou!!!Telemoveis ist und bleib der best som!!!Eurovision 2019!!!Conan Osiris ist magnifique!!!Viva portugal!!!

  • @thelostsroll
    @thelostsroll 5 років тому +45

    Winner in Telavive!!!!

  • @zarazara8455
    @zarazara8455 5 років тому +25

    Amazing, my absolute favorite, so fresh and authentic.

  • @joaosaraiva9425
    @joaosaraiva9425 5 років тому +43

    Song with a very multicultural sound represented very well where Portugal has walked for centuries.
    Different and out of the box.

  • @eurovoxx
    @eurovoxx 5 років тому +40

    We love seeing how the song makes you smile! ❤️

    • @jsantos2665
      @jsantos2665 5 років тому

      eurovoxx Exactly!

    • @DanielaAlves10
      @DanielaAlves10 5 років тому +3

      It's crazy how you see a funny reaction when the beat comes in for the first time, no one is expecting that when the song starts 😂

  • @CanalTremocos
    @CanalTremocos 5 років тому +32

    That pain you feel is the brain cells rearranging for the new millennium.

  • @carolinafernandes1013
    @carolinafernandes1013 5 років тому +44

    Conan!! the best song!!

    • @orlandodias232
      @orlandodias232 5 років тому

      Cala a boca maluca. The besta song queres tu dizer.

  • @henriquejorgesilva
    @henriquejorgesilva 5 років тому +14

    Go Portugal

  • @powerblades
    @powerblades 5 років тому +12

    Go Portugal!!!!!!!

  • @jsantos2665
    @jsantos2665 5 років тому +14

    I love Portuguese song. 😊 anyway, i like to see that your face! I’ve been your follower for two years now and i am glad to see your facial expressions in your reactions! 😁

    • @TheLethargicSloth
      @TheLethargicSloth  5 років тому

      Thank you so much! :-D I figured it was time to go on camera. UA-cam is very personal....how can you connect with somebody's voice behind slides? So I felt it was time to come out of hiding! Haha!

  • @Nipre
    @Nipre 5 років тому +22

    para entender a musica é preciso ter capacidade Intelectual, o que não é para todos!

  • @goncaloaraujo6102
    @goncaloaraujo6102 5 років тому +1

    As you undurstood this is more than just a song. This is a very sofistcated performance with a lot of different meanings.
    There's a lot of people from the ancient Portuguese colonies living, since just two or three generations, in the Lisbon suburbs. They are from brasil, Angola, Mozambique, Timor, Cabo Verde, Guiné, etc. And they have benn living, side by side with the Portuguese lower class, for three or four decades. In the beginning the Portuguese people call them refugees and looked them with fear and mistrust. But nowadays they live together as a comunity. At the same time, they start to expresse a new artistic language with an incredible mix of different origins. That's why you heard Fado, Asian, South american, African, gypsies or Arabian sounds and that's why the dancer is so different.
    The lyrics are also very deep and beautiful. It's about someone who is looking for a relative who has already passed away. He has a mobile phone with everithing he can imagine in his hand but that is not enough to call to heaven. With our mobil phone we think we have the intire world in our hand but it still missing the love of someone who has already gone.
    Conan osiris is a Portuguese lower class boy who had lose his father wirh eight years old. His father died of a drug overdose.

    • @TheLethargicSloth
      @TheLethargicSloth  5 років тому +1

      That is very interesting! :-D Thank you for writing that information. :-D Conan's song is so beautiful and touching. I find myself mesmerized every time I hear it. :-D My mother died when I was young....not as young as Conan, but young still. So I've had that feeling in my life too and can relate. :-)

  • @luisvalentim99
    @luisvalentim99 5 років тому +8

    The mask on his face is representing Osiris the egyptian god of the dead and the afterlife, since this song is about the death of someone he loved and that he no longer can call on his "telemóvel" (cell phone). This is about the power of technology versus its uselessness towards life and death.

  • @Spspspspspspsps
    @Spspspspspspsps 5 років тому +14

    Conan 😎🤘

  • @davidlourenco7563
    @davidlourenco7563 5 років тому +1

    Congratulations Portugal !
    Original?!! Fado? + Arabe?+ Asia? + Africa?
    I liked 🤗😍🤩👌 it s art

  • @Joana-dz4sc
    @Joana-dz4sc 5 років тому +4

    Nice review! They're very creative, out of the box! Thanks! 🙏

  • @josesalgado2064
    @josesalgado2064 5 років тому +1

    Love Conan ❤🇵🇹

  • @Meowmeter
    @Meowmeter 4 роки тому

    You either love it or you hate it.... but it's totally original, unique and out of the box.... Congrats Conan..... ❤🇵🇹

    • @TheLethargicSloth
      @TheLethargicSloth  4 роки тому

      I agree with you 100%....Conan is amazing and always true to himself. :-)

  • @gracavm
    @gracavm 5 років тому +8

    Very good Portugal

  • @vanessasimao6881
    @vanessasimao6881 5 років тому +3

    Thank you for watching ! I guess you saw the first semi final... check the latest video in the final he is dressed in white and his performance was even better 😍 kissr from Portugal 🙏🌹🤳

    • @TheLethargicSloth
      @TheLethargicSloth  5 років тому +1

      Yes, I watched both versions but I think for some reason I used the semi final as my reference for the song....hahaha I did get to see the other version before the review though. :-) It was so good...and thank you so much! :-D I can't wait to see what he does in Israel. Perhaps he will dress in gold or something like that....haha :-D

  • @carlosnunes1400
    @carlosnunes1400 5 років тому +3

    "telemoveis " will be the winner!
    I've never been wrong!

  • @drianissima
    @drianissima 5 років тому +4

    Fado, Cante Alentejano, Gypsy Portuguese music and middle eastern vibes going on.

  • @LVHCPDC
    @LVHCPDC 5 років тому +6

    CONAN !!!

  • @fredericomadeira5497
    @fredericomadeira5497 5 років тому +1

    Hi everyone! Here's my "free" translation of "Telemóveis" (Cellphones)!
    I broke my cellphone | Eu parti o telemóvel
    Trying to reach heaven | A tentar ligar para o céu
    Just to find out if I kill the LONGING | Pa' saber se eu mato a SAUDADE
    Or if I'm the one who dies | Ou quem morre sou eu
    And who kills whom? | E quem mata quem
    Who kills what kills? | Quem mata quem mata
    Who kills whom? | Quem mata quem
    I don't even know | Nem eu sei
    When I find out | Quando eu souber
    I won't call another soul | Eu não ligo a mais ninguém
    And if life calls you up | E se a vida ligar
    If life sends you a message | Se a vida mandar mensagem
    If it doesn't stop | Se ela não parar
    And if you don't have the guts to pick up | E tu não tiveres coragem de atender
    You already know what's gonna happen | Tu já sabes o que é que vai acontecer
    I’ll go downstairs | Eu vou descer a minha escada
    And I’ll wreck the cellphone | Vou estragar o telemóvel
    The ol'cel-ly-ly | O telele
    I'll break the cellphone | Eu vou partir o telemóvel
    Both yours and mine | O teu e o meu
    And I'll broke my phone | E eu vou estragar o telemóvel
    I want to live and smash my cellphone | Eu quero viver e escangalhar o telemóvel
    And if I break the cellphone | E se eu partir o telemóvel
    I'll only break what’s mine | Eu só parto aquilo que é meu
    I have yet to see if my LONGING dies | Tou para ver se a SAUDADE morre
    Maybe it turns out I'm the one who dies | Vai na volta, quem morre sou eu
    And who kills who kills | E quem mata quem mata
    I don't even know | Eu nem sei
    Snitching has never seen anyone be born | A chibaria nunca viu nascer ninguém
    I used to break cellphones | Eu partia telemóveis
    But I will never break mine again | Mas eu nunca mais parto o meu
    I know that the LONGING is dead | Eu sei que a saudade tá morta
    I'm the one who shot the arrow | Quem mandou a flecha fui eu
    The one who shot the arrow | Quem mandou a flecha fui eu
    Was me | Fui eu
    .
    *Now, about the mask, the outfits, the all "staging thing"... Let me leave you some questions: What happens to us when everything whe have to reach other person, or to keep in "touch" with anOther person is a simple cellphone? How many times our soul (the dancer) dances and smiles and falls and cries and rises above? What if we could listen and see the silence itself, its colours and sounds?...
    .
    .
    .
    With LOVE from Portugal.💙🇵🇹

  • @pedremmusic
    @pedremmusic 5 років тому +8

    🌹💜

  • @NunoAnael
    @NunoAnael 5 років тому +3

    the nails are arrows of cupido because the song is about love, communications and disagreements, sometimes happy sometimes not. ;)telemoveis is a plural of mobile phone. The instrumental is a mix of sounds of the world instrument, all continents, because we are global ;) big hug from Lisboa all the best for you I love this song in all languages is so special, art

  • @bernardoguedes370
    @bernardoguedes370 5 років тому +2

    Whatttt?!! Winer winer winer wowww😍

  • @inesgranjogarcia1115
    @inesgranjogarcia1115 5 років тому +5

    Love the sound

  • @joaquimsilva9108
    @joaquimsilva9108 5 років тому +4

    🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

  • @elkidoelkido
    @elkidoelkido 5 років тому

    Roger Waters considera que, entre os 42 finalistas da Eurovisão, o representante português é aquele que tem "amor suficiente no coração para se erguer e fazer a diferença", ao "defender o lado certo da história", bastando-lhe, para isso, "fazer a coisa certa" e ser "o tal".

  • @ernestinamacedogouveia4690
    @ernestinamacedogouveia4690 5 років тому +2

    Love it masterpiece

  • @belarminomarques1415
    @belarminomarques1415 5 років тому +7

    Top!

  • @sotua1
    @sotua1 5 років тому +2

    Conan Osiris

  • @alvaromartins4021
    @alvaromartins4021 5 років тому +2

    One way to try to interpret the depth of the letter is to replace the word "mobile" with "HEART"
    By this way, it will be easier to understand that the letter is about the inner pain you feel, when you lose another person by death or separation.
    I hope I have helped to understand the letter.

  • @ricardosarmento6578
    @ricardosarmento6578 5 років тому

    Telemóveis = mobile phones. Literally the song's about him having broken his mobile when trying to call Heaven. Metaphorically = he broke his heart when trying to call someone who's not there anymore and who he misses a lot (this is my interpretation).
    It's not a claw in his hand, it's an arrow, with which he survived his nostalgia.

  • @wiccanvic
    @wiccanvic 5 років тому +9

    🌹🌹

  • @carpediem468
    @carpediem468 5 років тому +1

    Watch conan's Osíris first semi-final..it Was a bit different..thanks.. and its not about cellphones but about the pain we feel when we loose someone that we love, that died, and we want to call to heaven but we cant so we want to break the cellphones. .etc

  • @TheLethargicSloth
    @TheLethargicSloth  5 років тому +4

    Full review of the song from Portugal will be found here: ua-cam.com/video/Ben2lSxb1RM/v-deo.html :-)

  • @martacoelho3235
    @martacoelho3235 5 років тому +1

    🇵🇹❤️

  • @tr1turad0r
    @tr1turad0r 5 років тому +2

    PORTUGAL!!!

  • @sergiocarvalho5459
    @sergiocarvalho5459 5 років тому

    Imagine if he Wins?After the contest there wil a war among cellphone producers because of the comercial rights of the song. By the way i'm portuguese and i have a good sense of humour!

    • @TheLethargicSloth
      @TheLethargicSloth  5 років тому

      Hahahaha I love that! :-D Portugal is a true dark horse this year. I can't believe there are some that think it won't qualify! This is an INSTANT qualifier to me! :-D ...and yes maybe the cellphone companies will come running too! ;-p

    • @sergiocarvalho5459
      @sergiocarvalho5459 5 років тому

      @@TheLethargicSloth LOL!

  • @escromania2315
    @escromania2315 5 років тому

    💃💃💃❤❤❤from Roumania

  • @joaop9778
    @joaop9778 5 років тому +2

    📱🔨🔝🇵🇹❤️

  • @josecarvalho9388
    @josecarvalho9388 5 років тому +5

    in my opinion he should opt for the black clothes and the choreography made in the first semi final.
    Conan usa a roupa preta e a coreografia inical, fica muito melhor, e o bailarino sem camisa.

    • @Lara-on8hc
      @Lara-on8hc 5 років тому +1

      Uh m para ver os abdominais 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheLethargicSloth
      @TheLethargicSloth  5 років тому +1

      I wonder if he'll go with gold or something like that. I am interested in seeing what colors are used in Israel. That's something I've been pondering....:-D

  • @pirithoven_tech
    @pirithoven_tech 5 років тому

    The harmony is somewhat tricky, it conveys very well the meaning of the lyrics and what the lyrics seems to be saying, so to speak, is "some things are not as complicated or purposeful as they appear to be".
    When you read the lyrics you feel a bit betrayed by what he is saying (he says something and says the contrary) and that's the point, make conclude that some things have a much simpler answer.

    • @pirithoven_tech
      @pirithoven_tech 5 років тому

      *making you conclude that*
      Go Portugal!!!!!!!

    • @pirithoven_tech
      @pirithoven_tech 5 років тому

      This is saudade
      ua-cam.com/video/MTMJygaGCBE/v-deo.html

  • @antonioferreira1086
    @antonioferreira1086 5 років тому +2

    telemóvel -
    mobile phone

  • @mauro91988
    @mauro91988 5 років тому

    🌹🏹

  • @MikeLuisCozinheiro75
    @MikeLuisCozinheiro75 5 років тому +3

    Lots of views on this one ...others opinion to portugueses is huge ...
    the Portuguese people must be one of the few people that overestimates the opinion of foreigners. Is sad actually, as a sense of inferiority.

  • @Janecas
    @Janecas 4 роки тому

    Hello there! Check conan’s performance during this year final: ua-cam.com/video/qpN-KPg5egM/v-deo.html

  • @joaop9778
    @joaop9778 5 років тому

    📱🔨🔝❤️🌹🇵🇹

  • @LosVaquerosReloaded
    @LosVaquerosReloaded 5 років тому

    Do you have instagram? 😍

  • @antonioferreira1086
    @antonioferreira1086 5 років тому +1

    telemóvel - celular fone

    • @mbr3683
      @mbr3683 5 років тому +1

      lol... it´s mobile phone.... not celular fone...

  • @manfredo441
    @manfredo441 5 років тому +1

    the esc is becoming more and more of a circus act
    It is time that this waste of money is stopped
    the euphoria is a mystery to me

  • @sandrahenriques8325
    @sandrahenriques8325 5 років тому

    Please don't translate...

  • @subscribepewdiepie1559
    @subscribepewdiepie1559 5 років тому +7

    THANKS FROM PORTUGAL