Evolutions of a HEMA Fencer! Pt. 1
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Yes the classic “why need armor when never get hit”
That is literally what my instructor used to say every time I asked how to deal with doubles lmao "just don't get hit"
Precisely
*_YUO SEE IVAN_*
@@vehementhalo3723 "Just git gud lol"
I believe the saying is “dont wear armor if you dont intend on being hit”
First guy: *cool*
Second guy: "I am fluent in over 5 billion ways of kicking your ass"
Hey, I got a heart!
I'm stealing that line for smack talk
@@sydneymattingly2773 ditto.
Third guy: Kicking your ass.
There is NOTHING more encouraging of improvement than the pain of cold hard steel slamming into your bare body
Had a HEMA guy join the same Jiujitsu gym as me only 2 days after me. We ended up rolling against each other. It was interesting being a wrestler, fighting a HEMA guy, in a sport neither of us knew yet😂
why no comment?
@@theroachinthewallwhy comment?
@@theroachinthewallbecause everyone was waiting for you.
How are you two now skill wise?
You had a bit of experience since you were a wrestler
And this is a hematoma...
This happens when blood accumulates in an organ or body space after an injury.
Man's a genius
The third guy is the equivalent to the naked guy with a stick in dark souls
Edit: is it just me or is the 0:s slightly off on youtube? It says "10 00" instead of 1000, like why??
Or the naked guy with a pot and two katana in Elden ring
@@megaboy767 yeah
Fear not the man who fights you in full plate fear the man who willingly fights you naked
The naked people running around in PUBG.
I was about to say the same thing😄
The Pay to Win and the Free to Play, essentially
Factual now that I think about it...
Damn fencing owned by ea
It's actually makes sense, since pay to win players rely on money to win. Making free to play players more skilled.
Lmao ong
How is this not the top comment?
To evolve a hema noob
Drip form: give them the stylish sword
Monster form: give them the cracked sword
yeah I was invited to try swordplay. I chose a short sword and was laughed at. This thing was about as long as my elbow to fingertips.
First match, I did okay, the instructor said I had potential. the others were just laughing.
Second match: god damned shadow step as soon as the blades met. The fighter nearly shat his armor when I was suddenly face to face with him and slid the practice dagger between the chest plate and face plate.
The laughing stopped
I'm a short sword user it's effective once you get up closer they can't do anything haha
My short experience of hema was everyone studying the treatises, practicing the form/cuts stances edge position etc. Then sparring & using the sword as if it were a club/hammer.
looks like you had a terrible club
Ah, the good ole "oh shit combat" technique
Tfw you don't have swordsmen so you repurposed the scribes...
@@shamshirbaazThat’s been most of the HEMA clubs I’ve seen. Most don’t have a background in other weapons based martial arts so they don’t understand the fundamentals of movement and timing with a sword. It’s the blind leading the blind half the time.
@@Algernir You have to find a competative one that does tournaments
"They spent time and energy on both their technique an appearance, most of their gear is custom made" so now they're broke as shit but very good at fencing
Worth it.
Worth it
W O R T H I T
Oh no thats just a given when you go into this hobby ... were all broke as fuck 😅
@@thisdude9363 can confirm my full plate harnisch cost me 10k and is considered "budget friendly" by most 🥲
My cheapest thing is a hand and half sword for 300€ 🥲
The second dude is definitely a Breath of the Wild speedrunner
Frr
*whistling intensifies*
@@agentpb8260 *holds hands to mouth, jumps off cliff and comedically starts flying*
@@cewla3348 * straps shield to feet, jumps off cliff and gets sent to the stratosphere by a Bokoblin*
_backflips over your attack, then slices you 10 times with a greatsword in a single millisecond_
Than there is the psychopath who use two long sword at once💀
Unfortunately his swords got stuck and he tried to do a spin and got backstabbed
'Let me solo her' vibes.
Give this man more likes!
@@David-qu7ebI love likes 🥰
Cursed HEMA monster is your regular souls experience in a nutshell
They just need to evolve into using no armor asides the head
When you get invaded by one of these you know you’re about to have a bad time 😂
Nah they just running off meta build
Bruh just decribed the entire darksouls community in less than a minute.
Just replace "pay" for "farm" and it is.
The ones who just wear a pot and the ones who only fight a boss once they're done maxing out their gear and abilities
@@rainestorm6029😊😊ĺ
The flag fr
"...tape and hope."
Looking suspiciously at my gloves.
Fear not the man who wears armor to a fight, fear the man who does not.
bro I literally fence in basketball shorts 😭😭😭 but i got real pants in the mail
that is his only pair.
I wanted to like but why ruin those amazing 699 likes
“And somehow they manage to be you every time.” Lmao 🤣
I was a hobo alcoholic drifter in my youth that used do something called we "stick battling". It was great! Just imagine 20+ of us having it out in epic combat. 2 rules... 1. No hitting in the head
2. Don't bitch when you get hit in the head
epic
modern day musashi miyamoto
Hey! The butt wiggle thrust is a valid stance from the treaties
Treatises *
Sure, if you're a *cat* 😅
If your ass isn’t on the floor, are you really an Italian fencer?
Hema hobo?
Hoba
there could also the hema beggar i guess. the one who doesn't have any gear, borrows different pieces from everyone else and mashes them up together
Homo phobo
@@Dyemas a phobic man?
Second one is basically just a Dodge Build from Payday 2
Damn it, I really want to get into HEMA now. Your channel has been slowly convincing me over the past few years. I want to do this now. This could be my hobby.
This comment is very funny because the “this could be my hobby” part almost sounds like you’re trying to bargain with the fact that you really want to try HEMA. Absolutely no shade though! It’s always wonderful to try new hobbies and I have massive respect for people who put themselves out there like this. Go for it!!!
That second dude is definitely me in Elden ring, wearing dung eater’s armor, veteran greaves , tanith’s hat and the rotten greataxe
that’s a really heavy loadout
@@zantetsuken-zero Had a pretty high endurance
That’s pretty much the opposite of what was said. you wear lots of armor, they wear very little.
@@dalton2592 Second, not third, I got drip
@@starlight3188 I forgot the first guy counted, my bad.
I knew a guy in a historical fighting group (not HEMA, but similar). Who wore the bare minimum of required armor. Also he was terrifying, and they didn't let him fight the newer members.
Was he also an always drunk Dwarf? Because it sounds to me like he's a Barbarian
Some suicidal Kids took this to the extreme in Germany and literally started whacking eachother with sharp blades and minimal protection.
It ends as you expect
@@nkznkz3800Massacred each other?
@@nkznkz3800Germans have a weird tradition of duelling with sharps.
3rd direction: Demoknight
Gets a whole medieval sword and shield and becomes a black Scottish drunkard
where's the average dude that just wants to sword fight to be the main character for 30 seconds during a duel? 😂
I use twine and hatred to hold my gear together.
The second guy was the one who always played chalenge runs in games... anyways, cool video, I really like your content! 😄
this is literally any 1v1 pvp game ever. The guy in the loincloth with the goofy one word playertag always seems to fuck you up no matter what you do.
I was the second guy in my fencing classes back in high-school. I would try weird and unorthodox moves to counter the standard movements. One sparring match took so long because the other guy started copying my moves. Our instructor said he honestly couldn't tell who was hitting who first because of the wonky attacks. Eventually, the match was going on for too long and he had to end it by a coin toss.
Who won
@Skeleator the internet troll I lost the coin toss, but the instructor tried to recruit me for the city team afterwards. But I was more into football at the time.
Haha the cat wiggle-butt was hilarious!
The Kirby shorts do be going hard
The Ukrainian flag in the background 🥺❤️
Is he Ukrainian somebody explain???
@@Randomperson-yr3gpUkraine… the country…. That’s at war….
@@stopmotionharry8989 yes your point?
@@Randomperson-yr3gp it’s in support of Ukraine
@@stopmotionharry8989 what’s unique about Ukraine there’s ton of other wars going on what about them?
dark souls equivalent of:
-invaded victims who bought it on sale
-fashion souls
-no hit 0.01 speedrun
you gotta buy the game for full price now? the souls community is ass
let me solo her
Therapist: Medieval Ghost is not real, he can't hurt you.
Medieval Ghost:
That (over compensating) leather nut cup protector thing left me 💀🤣🤣. You know those black death doctor beak masks? Well, it looks like the beak from that 🤣
His codpiece? 😂
Fun fact, it has "deez nutz" in the Skyrim dragon script 😌
"The cursed HEMA monster" is just a boss name
Third guy reminded me the naked players in Mount & Blade.
That last one was a dark souls vet.
never thought I'd see Rush while browsing sellsword arts short comments lol
it looks so fun to be a hema noob
love the flags yassssss
Ah yes... The naked dude with a
stick from dark souls 👍🏻
I liked the hockey shin pads on the third guy
Wow, two stereotypes in and I'm already called out, i see how it is
Hey, i get the essentials, dammit! Even if they're held together by duct tape and a dream!
I feel unfairly treated as well.
In fact I do wear pants.
"cursed hema monster" is an experienced rpg player character
If i would ever start fencing, i would start fighting pros knowing i would lose, but i get to see new styles of fighting and learn how to use them
Brittish drip in before guns was some mad drip ngl
“What good is skill without proper drip?”
-Ghandi 1956
Can the Hema Monster and I be best friends lol?
No matter how many times i restart my Dark souls saves i ALWAYS become the cursed HEMA
Hema guy: "HEY! That move isn't in any of the manuals!"
Cursed Hema Monster: "WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU WOULDN'T SEE IT COMING!"
I’m definitely the cursed fencer 😂 jabait the opponent with something weird and catch them while they’re confused!
I know it’s a small background detail but that pride flag meant a lot to me, thanks
Dude I love gay people but why do you need to be affirmed by a flag?
@@ollikoskiniemi6221 because a lot of “sword UA-camrs” end up having shall we say… less than accepting views on homosexuality
^ and that’s their right to have that opinion. Get over it.
90+% of people are supportive of pride. Don't let the loudest people get you down.
I'm not sure where you got this number, but Middle America does not support Gay Pride. @@talontinl8228
The last dude is just any germano-celt after a bowl of the funny mushroom juice, truly my spirit animal
The reckless
They run head first
I do have a question about greatswords. Ypu say that they're supposed to be used fluidly (basically) in order to clear put large numbers of people. But you have to momentum to keep that fluid motion going after you hit a guy wearing metal plate armor, right?
That is much easier than you might think, so long as you keep your ankles and wrists fluid.
Binding can be dangerous, but you learn how to slip out after a few engagements.
Just let your joints feel like a noodle.
Or, I guess, more appropriately, like a whip and learn how to draw your kinetic chain all the way up from your toes, or redirect kinetic energy from any one limb to any one other limb.
I know, easy, right?
;)
If you want to beat your enemies they shouldn’t know what the fuck you’re doing.
I can just imagine your trying to sword fight someone and than they start fighting you like a dark souls boss
Please tell me it's a series, i already LOVE it!
What be the body armour in your drippy fencer take? And is it effective?
P.s. loving the folk malding over flags x'D
A few layers of cotton padding with a canvas shell for the gambeson, the armor is all leather saddle skirting, with a thinner leather where it needs to be flexible. Rule of thumb, hard armor on bones, soft armor on meat
I like the flags and the fact the speaker used they/them pronouns. I know it’s stupid but I like feeling there is places that people like myself can get gendered correctly
“the death of a viking is determined by fate.
so who needs armor?”
“So you finally arrive- what the hell are you wearing?”
何でカービィのパンツやねんwww
ideal battle equipment.
Cant wait for everyone to be malding about the pride flag again -_-
Immature brats will always be immature brats. We cant change their minds
im 100% the drip fencer.
The third guy kinda looks like those french fencer's who are for some reason too good and is able to break solid wood with a needle
Pride flag pog
British Meatball 👍👍
Bro why are so many people talking about the pride flag
because theyre losers enough to actually care
Because the rainbow crew wants to trans the kids
@@ollikoskiniemi6221literally nobody brings that up but the people who want to demonize the community. it's not surgery, it's supporting kids who are exploring themselves and it's fine if they want to be different. I'm sorry people having self discovery is offensive to ya, snowflake
My old hema instructor would literally just go out with shorts and his gear then procede to take your sword away from you while sparring. If that guy got his hands on anything you were screwed
I can confirm the existence of cursed/blessed fencers. One who never comes to class and still wins with perfect form somehow.
I appreciate the pride flag
I aPRecCiAtE ThE prIdE FlAg🤡🤓🥸
@@Luxel. Might come as a surprise to you, but not everyone is as insecure about themselves as you.
@@Luxel. Bro's mad that a piece of rainbow colored cloth gets more appreciation than him 🤡
@@Luxel.I agree
PRIDE FLAG SPOTTED LETS GOOOOO!!
LETS GOOO AWAY
I support Ukraine, but why does it have to be next to that flag? It just screams “I support the current thing.”
@@Wolfspaine7N6 I appreciate both but I resonate more with the pride flag because I'm gay. The reason why I fly that flag is because it's a flag that represents something super important to me, considering that I've dealt with a lot of anti-LGBTQ shit throughout my 20 years of life and that flag represents constant progress for people like me
@@ultra5288 nah we're here to stay
@@larularae2106 "me and this piece of fabric are lovers"
got confused cus HEMA in the netherlands is a supermarkt, so i thought that it was the different ways of shopping 😂
To gain the millenial Grocery, you must first defeat the 7 knights guardians of the supäarmaàrt to assemble the great Bolognesër Passtah
Remember, a naked fighter with sword have reason to why they don't need any armor
🤜🏳️🌈🇺🇦
✊ I think this is the emoji you're looking for, mate.
Based pride flag in the corner
@@DarkMark-cf1ecthat is aimed at People of colour who just so happen to be gay or trans or something else. Thats literally all it means its not "hey btw all black people have had a sex change"
or whatever it is you thought it meant.
Your enemy can’t predict what you’re going to do if you don’t know yourself!
The tactical battle wiggle made my day 😂
That pride and ukrainian flags in the backround 😂
Like why THE FUCK would you have a flag of some buttfuck nowhere country and a gay flag on your sword fighting place's wall? "bla bla bla support something someone bla bla" this is fucking ridiculous
@@wolvozach8310 because swordfighters are sometimes gay and sometimes do not want a country being genocided?
@@wolvozach8310it's almost like that some issues are important to people, to people who are under attack in different ways and deserve to be defended
@@MochiOchiDokijust like we have to save babies from being murder by doctors
@@chuckles6482 sorry but if you suck dicks sometimes you're gay
So... you guys do that that kind of sword fighting too? 😳 👉👈
😂😂
With respect, the cursed hemamonster is the guy who can't afford the payment on his 1994 Honda accord but he has been swinging sticks at a tree since hosewater was the preferred beverage of children ages 6+. He's the same guy who patented people magazine armguards and has used a knife made of toilet paper on more than one occasion. Do not fuck with that man!
"This is a HEMA noob"
*Aight take my like and sub*
ukrainian and LGBT flag based. Slava Ukraini
LGBT has an L
@@coffe2270 yea it stands for lesbian
@@kaiiza1906you know Baron Friedrich von Steuben was the military general in the American army who disciplined the Americans in the later half of the war leading them to their victory in the revolutionary war, he was openly gay.
Chwała Ukrainie
Heriyzm slava@@Phucky0u
The third guy is basically just let me solo her
Dude just straight up wearing boxers that would definitely end up being me
Love the LGBTQIA’s+ flag
e
Bros acting like it’s a rare occurrence and isnt used more often than the actual countries flag in most first world countries 💀
@@TheBennestBen He’s not acting like anything, you seem triggered. Is it not ok to be happy to see something?
@@nikolasaurus6458 I’m sure you’re happy every time you see a tree, usually this would be an example to show how stupid the comment is but you probably see the pride flag online more than trees anyways so my point can’t really stand
@@TheBennestBen No I’m not happy every time I see a tree, I’m happy ever time I see a pride flag because of what it means. Because I actually have pride for who I am. And why can’t someone be happy? You never answered that?
You should your rapier on the flags behind you
You should learn english lmao
Did you forget to write a full sentence there buddy?
The dude who wears actual medieval armor
ARE THOSE KIRBY PANTS? YOO
I hate what the Ukrainian flag represents now
It represents solidarity for a country being invaded
@@Phucky0u it used to represent the sky over the wheat fields. Now it represents liberal hegemony and homosexuality.
@@bruhmoment6921 lmao art thou triggered?
@@bruhmoment6921wow, that escalated quickly. sorry some colors offend you, snowflake
“And they look amazing” is definitely the opposite of what I was thinking.
I think the best part is the audible pause in front of "Movements". Like, "Wait, don't insult the newbs."
😮nooo bro what is the flag in the back😢😢😢😢😢😢
Slava Ukraine!
@@d1g1tvl-0hretor1c ah, sorry. We still hating queer people? I thought we grew out of the 1980s
@@atheistmando4976majority of the world dislikes them
@@coffe2270 argument of ad populum. Just because there is a majority hate, doesnt mean it should be hated. It needs extending nuances in order for it to be considered okay to hate
@@coffe2270let’s put this into perspective that you can understand, you don’t have to hate something because most of the population does, for example, I loved (and still do) Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare, most of the community hates it
What a shame that such an art became victim to the smelly Reddit nerd culture of today
First dude understands that Fashion Souls is the real endgame, second dude is gonna respond to every other sentence he hears with "git gud" and "skill issue."
yeah im the cursed HEMA monster. hell my armor is just a bunch of leather scraps poorly stitched together
bro why u put a gay flag next to the ukrainian flag
shows suport for lgbtq+ and suport for ukrain since the whole war
It’s called awareness! It’s almost like you don’t understand that they can be completely separate thing you small insignificant child.
@@xxblueflame-reaperxx2266”I support the current thing”. I support Ukraine but not for all the reasons everyone else does. Some the same, but I actually do my research. But the other is just distasteful.
@@Wolfspaine7N6ok nazi
wtf are those flags?
they are just flags. flags that mean a lot to people. sorry some colors offend you so much