Protect & Survive - 1970's UK Public infommercials On Nuclear War Preparation

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  • @Nyiddle
    @Nyiddle 7 років тому +8076

    "Keep the doors shut. Do not go outside the house."
    Done and done, man this fallout shit is easy I've been prepared for years.

    • @locutus155
      @locutus155 3 роки тому +344

      For the last year, this comment has been strangely accurate, for the wrong reasons!

    • @prorrie
      @prorrie 3 роки тому +42

      @@locutus155 Nah bro, he's just a NEET

    • @comradenicholai2178
      @comradenicholai2178 3 роки тому +12

      how are you doing?

    • @couttsie
      @couttsie 3 роки тому +72

      you must be a master of the covid lockdowns, i cant be too far behind lol

    • @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
      @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 3 роки тому +22

      @@prorrie yeah a Nuclear Extinction Escapee trainer

  • @thefrecklepuny
    @thefrecklepuny 10 років тому +8893

    The scariest things about these films is not just the content and the stark tone. But also the fact that this was going to be the last program ever to be broadcast on British television.

    • @Liam_
      @Liam_ 10 років тому +379

      yeah but the content still scares the shit out of me and ive seen it 3 times...

    • @Liam_
      @Liam_ 10 років тому +386

      yeah, the horrible noises and shit that play are awful too. like the siren noise they always play, and the creepy sounds when the "protect and survive" shows up at the end of each segment. all of it is fucking scary.

    • @mandrinaneela
      @mandrinaneela 6 років тому +145

      if you've watched threads, you can see at least one of the family's trying to put up the lean to.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 6 років тому +153

      thefrecklepuny If it makes you feel any better, if the end of the world comes, the last program that is supposed to air on American television (CNN) is a bunch of dorks in a brass band playing “nearer by god to thee.”
      Of course HBO will have Martin Sheen talking about how peanut butter and people getting hit in the nuts was the height of man as a species. Much better.

    • @lofthouse23
      @lofthouse23 6 років тому +75

      Still better than Eastenders.

  • @horrorhabit8421
    @horrorhabit8421 4 роки тому +4888

    "You're better off staying at home...where you are known." Translation: "...where your body can be easily identified."

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 роки тому +305

      Well, I think it's more along the lines of that strangers in a strange area are certainly most likely not going to help someone who is not family or a friend. It can be a dangerous predicament to find yourself in a strange place with strange people you don't know in a situation like this. You don't know their intentions, and you don't have their loyalty, love or trust. At best, they'll just shoot after you to get you off of their turf. At the very worst, they may just rape/sodomize/torture you, and/or your family, and then kill you, and/or your family, screw your corpses as one more go for the road. Then keep your youngest kid around in horrendous conditions, abuse, and untreated infections as a a sex/baby making slave for their new future, inbred "tribe". Then when the day of "fun" is over, and everything's settled, they'll cook and eat you and the remaining family with the taco sauce and ketchup packets they stole from that other family they did the same thing to days ago. You just don't know with some folks. Forget just selfish survival, some "people" are just straight up, remorselessly feral, and this situation will just make them even worse.

    • @joannehowe7513
      @joannehowe7513 4 роки тому +86

      Was it very wrong to laugh, because you’re so right!

    • @andrewdemetrius8090
      @andrewdemetrius8090 4 роки тому +82

      That's if there is any body left! VAPORISED!

    • @Apfelkind4000
      @Apfelkind4000 4 роки тому +7

      King James
      🤣

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 роки тому +8

      @@ARedMagicMarker
      You think there are going to be babies?

  • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
    @WhatIsThatThingDoing 3 роки тому +1657

    This is the original analogue horror. No buildup or pacing like Local 58, but all the more effective, simply because it is real.

    • @ConnorDrawss
      @ConnorDrawss 2 роки тому +65

      I got this recommended to me because of Local 58. Not sure I should be thankful for finding something interesting, or confused in finding something like this. I agree though, what makes this even scarier is how real it is.

    • @calscal
      @calscal 2 роки тому +34

      no fr i think i was subconsciously waiting for something “supernatural” of sorts to happen even tho ik this isnt anything of the sort

    • @39p50
      @39p50 2 роки тому +7

      i actively watch this because of all my analogue horror shit. i mainly watch harvester and electric fanatic

    • @sussyamogusbaka69420steamyshit
      @sussyamogusbaka69420steamyshit 2 роки тому

      Fun fact: This was made during the cold war by the british in case of a nuclear attack, it was top secret until the BBC had recieve a leaked version of it.

    • @КавармаМикита
      @КавармаМикита Рік тому +1

      Yep, when I first saw this, my first thought was that it's very similar to modern analog horror films.

  • @SailorSpiral
    @SailorSpiral 5 років тому +4388

    The terrifying part of this is that you're more lucky if you die immeadiately than if you survive only to slowly die from the radiation...

    • @moneybxndz161
      @moneybxndz161 3 роки тому +81

      id want someone to snap my neck instantly tbh

    • @V0IDFANGZ
      @V0IDFANGZ 3 роки тому +54

      well shit might as well go against literally everything theyre saying

    • @gayforthepillarmen7290
      @gayforthepillarmen7290 3 роки тому +191

      person on the autism spectrum here with a special interest for radiation poisoning and the effects of it on the human body, you are 100% luckier if you die immediately. The stages after that are terrifying. First of all is the first stage where you shall feel exactly how you would expect from how the media portrays it. The radiation will attack your skin cells to the point where they mutate and die. The mutation means they cannot regenerate and thus, your skin will flake off and fall apart. Diarrhea or vomiting to extreme points to where you can die of malnutrition or starvation is also another thing to worry about. Your bone marrow cells will also mutate and attack your white blood cells, making you prone to infection to the point where a common cold can kill you in hours. After around (I think) 10-30 days, you’ll have a ‘safe’ time where the effects will be much less painful and you may even feel completely better. This lasts (I think) a week or two. Dying by this point is highly likely and survival after this point is very rare (and painful). If you survive past the safe zone god bless you. The last stage is where everything gets ten times worse. It’s like the first stage but only worse with your skin turning black and terrible cancer. If you survive, you are told to not have children as passing on cancers like leukemia to them is highly likely. You will, forever, be more radioactive than most people on earth and it never completely goes away. Most die of cancer. I know one survivor of a nuclear disaster had to have his leg removed but lived until 2007 (I think)
      Please feel free to correct me, any of this may be wrong!

    • @Nikki-lk9yb
      @Nikki-lk9yb 3 роки тому +39

      @@gayforthepillarmen7290 You like nuclear stuff A LOT

    • @SailorSpiral
      @SailorSpiral 2 роки тому +66

      @@gayforthepillarmen7290 oh hey, we'd make a great team i'm adhd and one of my special interests is this stuff 😅

  • @sockmace
    @sockmace 3 роки тому +5355

    Damn Jack Stauber really went all out with this one.

  • @kylej2569
    @kylej2569 4 роки тому +5752

    “Fallout can kill. But you cannot see it, taste it, or smell it.”
    “If you see fallout on your clothes, wipe it off before going inside”

    • @VaderWhoop
      @VaderWhoop 4 роки тому +862

      And they wonder why mental illness and paranoia peaked in the 80's

    • @RibasNath
      @RibasNath 4 роки тому +39

      Ikr 🤣

    • @akmedia8206
      @akmedia8206 4 роки тому +28

      Kyle J good advice.

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 4 роки тому +112

      @@VaderWhoop But it didn't. In fact there is no real way of measuring it. In terms of the UK, there are far more people detained under the Mental Health Act now than there has ever been since it was enacted in 1959.

    • @VaderWhoop
      @VaderWhoop 4 роки тому +100

      @@stevetaylor8698
      Groan...😣 did you not get the joke? ( guess not )
      Read the OP's post again.
      Plus, you don't need to be detained under the mental health act for paranoia or mental illness unless you pose a danger to yourself or others.
      Neither of which would apply in this case.
      Lighten up, sheeeeeze

  • @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington
    @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington 3 роки тому +149

    the sound effects in the video that play make me so nervous and yt reccommened me this out of no where is making me even more nervous

    • @Bee_Cub
      @Bee_Cub 3 роки тому +2

      hi cuptoast

    • @somemoron9306
      @somemoron9306 2 роки тому

      hello there

    • @songgbirdd
      @songgbirdd 6 місяців тому

      w ait huh its real

    • @BingusHogglefart
      @BingusHogglefart 9 годин тому

      actually the last person i would ever expect to be commenting on this video

  • @andrewwebb3431
    @andrewwebb3431 6 років тому +1628

    Well, that was a useful 50 minutes of my life. At least now if I hear 3 gunshots, 3 whistles or a bloke hitting a frying pan with a wooden spoon I'll know what to do!

    • @stevenharwood5362
      @stevenharwood5362 3 роки тому +13

      Hahahahahaha!!!!

    • @drnovawhirlpool3386
      @drnovawhirlpool3386 3 роки тому +42

      Same! I already have the fallout room ready! I even have knife just in case someone tries to raid my house!

    • @midnight1022
      @midnight1022 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, I also learned to store your pee in a trashcan

  • @pfefferfilm
    @pfefferfilm 5 років тому +3093

    "If however, you've had the body in your house for more than five days"
    best line from a government funded video ever.

    • @mariekatherine5238
      @mariekatherine5238 4 роки тому +80

      pfefferfilm If you’ve had a corpse in your shelter more than five days? Who was that demented serial killer who had like eight corpses in his grandmother’s basement for five years?

    • @WhitefolksT
      @WhitefolksT 4 роки тому +75

      🔔🔔 bring out your dead!!

    • @ElleCee62978
      @ElleCee62978 3 роки тому +16

      @@mariekatherine5238 Quite a few. Harrison Graham killed 7 women over the course of a year and stacked the bodies in a room of his apartment.

    • @havanadaurcy1321
      @havanadaurcy1321 3 роки тому +10

      @Ylva Hermansson *hits him* Now he is

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 2 роки тому +2

      @@ElleCee62978 how did nobody smell that?

  • @a1990hussain
    @a1990hussain 3 роки тому +2268

    This really hits home: There are no winners in a nuclear war. Only survivors who slowly die a degrading death. Why do we put ourselves in such a situation.

    • @joot9184
      @joot9184 2 роки тому +194

      Greedy old rich men in power

    • @lifeboat6284
      @lifeboat6284 2 роки тому +54

      @@joot9184 ong. corrupt old bitches

    • @1112-k7h
      @1112-k7h 2 роки тому +19

      while who cause this are in Mars

    • @planemod8399
      @planemod8399 2 роки тому +4

      Degrading death? How is it degrading death. Probably instant death

    • @lifeboat6284
      @lifeboat6284 2 роки тому +8

      @@planemod8399 if you survive a fallout, nuclear radiation ends up slowly immobilising you into a destitute state. or death. thats what he means by degrading death

  • @byronkingsley7187
    @byronkingsley7187 3 роки тому +2826

    TABLE OF CONTENTS
    0:13 - Nuclear Explosions Explained
    1:50 - The Warnings
    4:58 - What to Do When the Warnings Sound
    7:42 - Stay at Home
    9:29 - Choosing a Fall-Out Room
    11:42 - Refuges
    15:42 - Materials to Use for Your Fall-Out Room and Refuge
    17:45 - Make Your Fall-Out Room and Refuge Now
    22:33 - What to Put in Your Fall-Out Room
    25:43 - Action After Warnings
    30:03 - Water and Food
    32:50 - Preparatory Steps
    34:30 - Fire Precautions
    36:39 - The Importance of Your Radio
    38:06 - Life Under Fall-Out Conditions
    41:03 - What to Do After an Attack
    43:40 - Sanitation Care
    46:26 - Water Consumption
    47:59 - Food Consumption
    49:45 - Casualties

  • @vandibber8221
    @vandibber8221 8 років тому +2982

    Fuking hell, it's like the people that made this thought ' hang on, this isn't scary enough, why don't we put this utterly terrifying electronic tone at the end?'

    • @Landie_Man
      @Landie_Man 6 років тому +15

      AngloSoviet the spinning globe?

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite 6 років тому +118

      I always interpreted it as a subliminal message. The first deep electronic sound is the bomb. The tiny sounds when the circle surrounds the family is fallout. Then a pleasent sound to signal everything will be ok.

    • @CypherSonic
      @CypherSonic 6 років тому +2

      Bawbag 222 IKR

    • @preservethe80s62
      @preservethe80s62 6 років тому +19

      @@AngloSoviet Look up the WGBH 2 Boston logo from the 80s. We had some scary logos here in the states back then too. The WGBH one gave me a recurring nightmare in which I'd be sucked into the TV.

    • @alissabethlamb4808
      @alissabethlamb4808 6 років тому +13

      The point of it is to scare people into. Listening

  • @NoNoNah306
    @NoNoNah306 3 роки тому +2563

    There's a point in this where they casually refer to the idea that only people 30 years old and over should go outside. That doesn't match to age of physical fitness, or resistance to radiation, or anything to do with the persons wellbeing. It maps to fertility. It's instructions designed to rebuild population in whatever it is that's left.

    • @kubbayioka1858
      @kubbayioka1858 3 роки тому +699

      Nah, once you hit level 30 you get your first anti-radiation perk in your skill tree.

    • @NyanCatHerder
      @NyanCatHerder 3 роки тому +306

      I'm honestly not sure. I think it might be an even more terrifying sort of "devil's arithmetic".
      Once fallout levels are low enough to present a low risk of ARS (Acute Radiation Sickness), the problem becomes an increased lifetime risk of disease, particularly cancer. The less time a person has left to live, the less likely they are to develop those illnesses and the less time that they'll lose if they do. 30 feels like an early cut-off for that, but it seems like a matter of practicality more than anything, since a higher cut-off would mean a smaller population of able-bodied adults to do the work.

    • @crisole
      @crisole 3 роки тому +19

      OMG THIS IS SO EVILLLLL soyboy screams while waving his arms

    • @maremsamy4850
      @maremsamy4850 3 роки тому +5

      Omfg I-

    • @rocketcoke2000
      @rocketcoke2000 3 роки тому +4

      @@kubbayioka1858 I got that fallout reference

  • @abbieisakilljoy6977
    @abbieisakilljoy6977 8 років тому +2994

    They act like if a nuclear bomb was dropped we could all go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over

    • @SSofIreland
      @SSofIreland 8 років тому +224

      Well honestly, what would the alternative be?
      "This country is about to be attacked by nuclear weapons. PANIC! PANIC! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

    • @abbieisakilljoy6977
      @abbieisakilljoy6977 8 років тому +196

      +SSofIreland of course these videos are meant to keep calm to the masses, I'm not doubting that. But they should be more realistic when educating the public. They're just telling people how to build their own graves

    • @benhaggerty8707
      @benhaggerty8707 8 років тому +35

      Ever heard of morale?

    • @abbieisakilljoy6977
      @abbieisakilljoy6977 8 років тому +73

      +Just look at him morale doesn't mean shit when you can't eat anything because it's all been contaminated. I don't think these videos will keep everyone's morale up if a nuclear bomb devastated the UK.

    • @abbieisakilljoy6977
      @abbieisakilljoy6977 8 років тому +31

      +AbbieIs AKilljoy there's no point of survival if you can't eat, or drink water. Where's the morale in that?

  • @jxnisnotfunny
    @jxnisnotfunny 3 роки тому +909

    5:50 "if you are caught in the open, lie down." this has to be the most "i give up"-type defense i've ever seen... which is fair

    • @Steampunk_Ocelot
      @Steampunk_Ocelot 2 роки тому +107

      Better than being thrown through the air like a ragdoll by the shockwave I guess

    • @ambush_akula5261
      @ambush_akula5261 2 роки тому +30

      honestly Duck and cover will give you a slightly better chance of surviving debris, but other won’t protect you from radiation or firestorms or the actual heat from the blast

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu 2 роки тому +19

      @@Steampunk_Ocelot what a way to go though. Beats slowly dying from radiation sickness any day.

    • @neptune1333
      @neptune1333 2 роки тому +7

      i mean it’s Better than running around just to get hit by a shock wave and immediately get thrown into the air like a piece of trash until you fall to your death

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 2 роки тому +21

      Front lawn, face up, feet together?

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway 5 років тому +2095

    "The fire brigade may not be able to reach you."
    Understatement of the century.

    • @grime5652
      @grime5652 5 років тому +94

      What it should of said, was the fire brigade will not respond. It’s unlikely they will be available for the next couple of years! 😂

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 3 роки тому +36

      hahahahahahahaaha typical British understatment. Basically means you have no chance! The fire station will probably be rubble lol

    • @lukesherry8416
      @lukesherry8416 3 роки тому +19

      It's just to keep people calm, you can't think properly when your experiencencing intense emotions such as fear

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 роки тому

      yes

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 роки тому +18

      what actually it said: fire brigades don’t exist anymore

  • @thatlemonadeguy6742
    @thatlemonadeguy6742 3 роки тому +985

    I love how they add dishes and cups in things you will need in your shelter. Yeah, you might be in the middle of a nuclear nightmare, but you can’t eat with your hands and drink from the bottle like an animal, stay civilized.

    • @AilenM-px3lg
      @AilenM-px3lg 2 роки тому +13

      It says in the video that due to not having access to a flushing toilet or water to wash yourself, they recommend to not touch at all the food with bare hands just to stop disease spreading and to keep hygine...... If you've payed attention you would'nt have written that comment.

    • @whhyyyyyyyyyy
      @whhyyyyyyyyyy 2 роки тому +3

      make sure you save the fine fucking china we ware the brittish bloody empire and generations after us must be reminded of that as we all get to play fallout 3 irl edition also by the way if you experience the blast in any significant way all that china is gonna mother fucking kill you but glad you have it to hand

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 роки тому +10

      Well, a dish you have a point on, but a cup is useful enough.

    • @TheZodiacz
      @TheZodiacz 2 роки тому

      @@londonf2009 if there's fallout getting in your house you're breathing it in so who cares ?

    • @raptorgator
      @raptorgator 2 роки тому +18

      We can't go without our cups of tea

  • @WorldNews92
    @WorldNews92 10 років тому +1135

    Watching this, I'm starting to think the only reason we never had a nuclear war was no-one could be bothered to do all these chores.

    • @MasterJediDude
      @MasterJediDude 9 років тому +131

      Yeah, even the Russians said, "That is too much, comrades. Let's just all be friends and drink vodka."

    • @BoogDude14
      @BoogDude14 6 років тому +16

      Oh my god, parenting 101

    • @Eric-lx8hp
      @Eric-lx8hp 5 років тому +29

      Pretty sure it is because everybody dying no win situation

    • @tobedeleted2147
      @tobedeleted2147 5 років тому +11

      @@Eric-lx8hp but what about the people who did survive and had to clean up the mess?

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 років тому +29

      MasterJediDude “It is Yakov’s turn to take out dead body, Ivan has done it twice today.”
      “No, is Vladimir’s turn.”

  • @Alejandroso31
    @Alejandroso31 2 роки тому +552

    "If you have a 2 story house, go to the ground floor or basement"
    "If you have a 1 story house, you're fucked lol"

    • @hazelgrunts
      @hazelgrunts 2 роки тому +32

      I love the logic that a person on the ground floor of a two story house would survive, but a person in a single level (ground level) house would die.

    • @mrdigbears5675
      @mrdigbears5675 2 роки тому +5

      @@hazelgrunts Florida people would just die then

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrdigbears5675 no they mad and made out of nuclear weapons

    • @mrdigbears5675
      @mrdigbears5675 2 роки тому +2

      @@loco4loco houses in Florida don’t have second story/bunker

    • @Tokiyaswife
      @Tokiyaswife 2 роки тому +2

      The Leon pfp 😍

  • @spoods4628
    @spoods4628 8 років тому +3789

    The sound of the protect and serve circling the family is terrifying.

    • @Bea01
      @Bea01 8 років тому +120

      On the first one, I was down in the comments and I heard the sound. I thought it was the all-clear noise O_o

    • @krashd
      @krashd 8 років тому +104

      Aye, that little ditty was common in public service announcements up until the end of the cold war.

    • @ameliawright6947
      @ameliawright6947 8 років тому +35

      Composed by Roger Limb !

    • @sarahguten6547
      @sarahguten6547 8 років тому +61

      Yep, it looks like they are becoming one with the nuke.

    • @scraggles23
      @scraggles23 8 років тому +54

      Praise be to Atom. The coming of the Great Divide is upon us.

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM 4 роки тому +929

    13:44
    Harry Potter's aunt and uncle weren't actually mean; they were just protecting him from fallout.

    • @temporaryaccount403
      @temporaryaccount403 3 роки тому +21

      Lol where’s the one reply

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 3 роки тому +9

      'an that melord...??!!!!! is the 'wrong un's' defences case'

    • @jennadune8701
      @jennadune8701 2 роки тому +4

      @@ghrndez that’s a British accent I think.

    • @luismedina5792
      @luismedina5792 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @JangoFett220
      @JangoFett220 2 роки тому +11

      No. If there were to be a nuclear attack in that universe the first thing Vernon would do is order Harry out of the cupboard then he would squeeze himself, Dudley and Petunia in there and leave Harry to die

  • @sclerismockrey8506
    @sclerismockrey8506 3 роки тому +442

    I'll say it again -- I find it incredible that the very last spoken words in this series are "... and mark the spot of the burial." It's an epitaph for humanity, were it to happen. An epitaph no one would be around to read, sure, but... just sublime.

    • @joshuawaring4180
      @joshuawaring4180 2 роки тому +14

      I think the point of marking burial is not to establish some kind of memorial, but to make the body easy to discover and identify.

    • @asdf9890
      @asdf9890 Рік тому +16

      @@joshuawaring4180 I think his point is, there wouldn’t be any survivors and they knew.

    • @Reticence9zen924
      @Reticence9zen924 Рік тому +4

      At various times, they suggested you carry all important documents with you - it was to identify you if you died.

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 8 місяців тому

      ​@@asdf9890
      Google-
      * Struggle for survival written by Steve Fox*
      "Sorry"

  • @StevenOBrien
    @StevenOBrien 5 років тому +554

    45:00 - Here are some tips on how to dispose of toilet waste
    50:00 - Here are some tips on how to dispose of your loved ones

    • @evonne_o
      @evonne_o 4 роки тому +16

      Hey you foretold what is currently happening in 2020.

    • @jerek9378
      @jerek9378 4 роки тому +7

      Hey, you made the song "If Anyone Dies"! One of my favorites man. You deserve more recognition. Keep it up, man.

    • @StevenOBrien
      @StevenOBrien 4 роки тому +1

      @@jerek9378 Thanks! Glad you liked it

    • @imacarguy4544
      @imacarguy4544 4 роки тому

      Steven O'Brien did you base the song off of nuclear war? around the same time you commented is when the song come out right?

    • @StevenOBrien
      @StevenOBrien 4 роки тому +1

      @@imacarguy4544 Yeah

  • @imacarguy4544
    @imacarguy4544 4 роки тому +1928

    i’m 54, and remember when these came out. i was only young. i can still remember the advice of stacking a table and doors against a wall. many people don’t realise, but during the time that all of this kicked off, this was terrifying.
    the chime at the end of these videos still give me chills today.

    • @scaredycousins
      @scaredycousins 3 роки тому +61

      These didn’t air… did you watch threads?

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 3 роки тому +94

      He may have seen them at a CND event. CND had managed to get the entire run.

    • @_arminhafogareu_8800
      @_arminhafogareu_8800 3 роки тому +12

      DAD? YOU CAN WRITE ENGLISH PERFECTLY NOW! :0

    • @dwaynefoley1020
      @dwaynefoley1020 3 роки тому +46

      Well that’s just bullshit for internet clout isn’t it? This never aired and no we didn’t take the threat seriously so no one was worried. I lived through it too

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 3 роки тому +16

      Clout chaser

  • @explorer806
    @explorer806 4 роки тому +501

    As if after you've been deafened by a nuclear explosion you're going to hear a f**king whistle.

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 4 роки тому +105

      If you are so close as to be deafened, I shouldn't worry too much, you be pretty much ash.

    • @Xclub40X
      @Xclub40X 2 роки тому +1

      @Octo Kid leave the country 🤣☢️

    • @kdubyah8787
      @kdubyah8787 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @jasonjbowker
      @jasonjbowker 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @sophiebaby4102
      @sophiebaby4102 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @kathleenrobinson6484
    @kathleenrobinson6484 3 роки тому +38

    I think if this happened in america there would be mass causalitys bc people will say “I don’t live in fear, I’m not a sheep”. “Fallout isn’t real”

  • @Cashpots
    @Cashpots 5 років тому +1080

    Patrick Allen recorded the voice over at StageSound(London)Ltd. in Covent Garden. I was the assistant sound engineer under Dick Warman. Patrick recorded the whole lot - plus other stuff that I have never heard again - in just two short days. Most of it in one or two takes. He was appearing in a West End play at the time so had to fit the work in around his other commitments. The special sounds came from the BBC (probably the Radiophonic Workshop) with which StageSound had close ties.

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 3 роки тому +29

      you must have been wetting yourself listening to this bullshit! lol

    • @0th_dimension
      @0th_dimension 3 роки тому +8

      So, not Matt Berry?

    • @davidzof
      @davidzof 3 роки тому +37

      This is the last voice you will ever hear. Don't be alarmed.

    • @nSpiraliArchitectb
      @nSpiraliArchitectb 3 роки тому +28

      Very fascinating, thank you for sharing. impressive that he did it in one or two takes, but unsurprising given his pedigree from the stage.

    • @LeofromFreo
      @LeofromFreo 3 роки тому +14

      Was it Allen’s voice used on the Frankie Goes to Hollywood song ‘Two Tribes’? Serious question. Thanks.

  • @awordabout...3061
    @awordabout...3061 9 років тому +1143

    "If you are caught outside, lie down."
    That pretty much sums up the whole series of these!

    • @TheRedSetterr
      @TheRedSetterr 9 років тому +47

      +James Beil have a cuppa tea and wait for all this to blow over would sum this up best ;)

    • @sctmedk156
      @sctmedk156 8 років тому +9

      +Trigger Dawg I still think we should go to the Winchester

    • @kctvprogrammerecording2546
      @kctvprogrammerecording2546 6 років тому +36

      The bomb usually explodes slightly above the ground.
      By lying down, you have a lesser chance to be hit by the blast wave

    • @keyblade280
      @keyblade280 6 років тому +13

      James Beil yeah I know what you mean a huge earth shattering shockwave and a second sun is gonna see you laying down and just go oh he’s lying down nothing we can do to hurt him let’s move on

    • @keyblade280
      @keyblade280 6 років тому +3

      KCTV Programme 'Recording yeaaaah........No still got the searing heat the fallout the vacuum that suck stronger than my wife this video can be shrunk to 10 minutes of advice and tuts is take the time to say goodbye and love you to all your loved ones you ain’t surviving modern day nuke back in Hiroshima night of done not today

  • @medicmerk
    @medicmerk 8 років тому +2651

    Who else is on a binge of information films on nuclear bombs from the Cold War?

    • @theoshorthouse3945
      @theoshorthouse3945 8 років тому +16

      me

    • @PearOrchards_
      @PearOrchards_ 8 років тому +3

      J George Mercado me

    • @hideoshik
      @hideoshik 8 років тому +2

      here!

    • @TheGodParticle
      @TheGodParticle 8 років тому +19

      I was thinking of building a underground shelter in my garden, whilst all my neighbours suffer the blast haha!

    • @DragonflowerProductions
      @DragonflowerProductions 8 років тому +37

      I'm usually a nut for public information films and PSAs. I love people scaring me through advertising. But now, I'm obsessed with what could've happened if the inevitable happened. I'm also obsessed with parallel events.

  • @steveandthesea
    @steveandthesea 3 роки тому +286

    Imagine hearing the siren then spending the last 3 minutes of your life trying to unscrew your doors.

    • @steveandthesea
      @steveandthesea 2 роки тому +6

      @Number 9 so you just spend the entirety of the 70s and 80s with all your doors out of their frames and piled against a wall at all times?

    • @steveandthesea
      @steveandthesea 2 роки тому +3

      @Number 9 and when did people get their booklet in the post that told them to do the same?

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 2 роки тому +7

      I know I'm late but this never actually aired, it would air when the risk of attack was high, giving people time to prepare their refuge.

    • @nopcshere6097
      @nopcshere6097 Рік тому +15

      There's a scene like that in 'Threads'. One of the main characters and his wife are trying to improvise a lean-to for their inner refuge as seen in these PSAs. They were starting to build it the morning of the attack but got caught unaware before it could be finished.

    • @Ihatelifebruh
      @Ihatelifebruh Місяць тому +1

      @@steveandtheseakinda late but the british government was supposed to start printing them 3 weeks before a projected attack due to increasing tensions(even though the government estimated printing the booklets will take 4 weeks 💀) and these videos were supposed to be played 72 hours before a projected attack. these videos were all classified around the cold war era

  • @moira7900
    @moira7900 4 роки тому +269

    As someone who grew up during the Cold War and convinced I'd never see 30, one thing I never understood was why the UK didn't make fallout shelters or at least basements mandatory for new builds as Switzerland did

    • @warprecautions631
      @warprecautions631 4 роки тому +65

      Too expensive. The UK population was over 50 million during the Cold War compared to Switzerland's 6 million at the time.

    • @ahuman5889
      @ahuman5889 2 роки тому +4

      @@warprecautions631 that makes sense

    • @paulorocky
      @paulorocky Рік тому +2

      Irony that it would be mandated in a country that doesn’t get involved in wars

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 8 місяців тому +1

      The bombs
      Create creators
      150meters deep
      And 2 miles wide
      And radiation turns you to butter

    • @TheTomco11
      @TheTomco11 2 місяці тому +2

      For the same reason the protect and survive programme was implemented and then abandoned. Nuclear arms advanced at such a rate that any kind of government civil defense couldn't be relied upon, which is where protect and survive came in, then it was later abandoned because a direct attack would no longer be survivable. Switzerland has the geopolitical advantage of being neutral so is unlikely to see a direct attack, so more warning for fallout and more than a wasteland to return to

  • @bengreen1144
    @bengreen1144 7 років тому +1343

    I'm guessing the jingle was designed to sound terrifying in case you aren't taking the threat of nuclear war seriously

    • @dunebasher1971
      @dunebasher1971 4 роки тому +211

      Believe it or not, it was meant to be reassuring. Going from fear (the scary opening note, we're all going to die) to the more harmonious final chord (it's OK, you can protect and survive).

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 4 роки тому +164

      @dunebasher1971
      Ah yes so reassuring - this warm wet feeling running down my pants must mean I’m feeling confident lmfao

    • @stupid.duck.
      @stupid.duck. 4 роки тому +16

      @@rabidrabbitshuggers I think that's how it works

    • @imacarguy4544
      @imacarguy4544 4 роки тому +12

      dunebasher1971 still scared the shit out of me as a kid

    • @captainretro373
      @captainretro373 4 роки тому +23

      Well. That little Circle... I think it symbolises the atom and how it could take you.... and your family... and your friends... and your life

  • @Laura......
    @Laura...... 3 роки тому +534

    The panic we felt as little kids when they did warning tests. We heard them in the playground and this has brought it all back to me. Wish I hadn't watched threads again either. It was nightmare fuel. Ps this infomercial is taking the literal piss in reality. Even the writer of the snowman managed to freak the hell out of us. 😑

    • @kubbayioka1858
      @kubbayioka1858 3 роки тому +5

      Got any stories to share about this time?

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 3 роки тому +11

      Threads was absolutely horrible! Same bloke who wrote A Kestrel for A Knave wrote it too! Stuff like those grisly executions where he takes the clothes off the guy, in that dank dungeon so they can be repurposed, the squalor and filth...ugggh...shivers down my spine!

    • @taraelizabethdensley9475
      @taraelizabethdensley9475 3 роки тому +12

      I remember those sirens being sounded when in primary school

    • @inrodu_1027
      @inrodu_1027 3 роки тому +9

      i can't imagine how it felt to hear that as a small child :( even as someone who is older, it's disturbing and creepy, for children it must be a bit more confusing

    • @RockoTheProto
      @RockoTheProto 3 роки тому +7

      Amber alerts still scare even now

  • @Fandomsaremylifee
    @Fandomsaremylifee 3 роки тому +159

    I love how in the first one the house only looks barely damaged when in fact it probably would’ve been decimated

    • @AlexD-wl2uh
      @AlexD-wl2uh 2 роки тому +15

      It depends how far away you are from the blast

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 Місяць тому

      ​@AlexD-wl2uh
      Because the UK is such a tiny island..
      You "are" always within a 30-mile target zone!
      Be it -
      Military
      Government
      Communication
      Industrial
      Transport
      And....
      Cities
      The entire UK would be glas and ash

  • @thenukester7583
    @thenukester7583 9 років тому +764

    I noticed the little circle with the family in it... is a representative of the so-called nuclear family. What irony.

    • @honeywasp7839
      @honeywasp7839 5 років тому +38

      Most families where nuclear families back then its was the social norm (not to say there wasnt single parents thats stupid to say that there wherent any other type)

    • @honeywasp7839
      @honeywasp7839 5 років тому +13

      But yeah it is ironic

    • @captainretro373
      @captainretro373 4 роки тому +6

      I think it symbolises the atom and how it could take you.... and your family... and your friends... and your life

    • @honeywasp7839
      @honeywasp7839 4 роки тому +17

      @Dio Brando a nuclear family doesnt automatically mean healthy/ fulfilling the needs of the household, after all how many nuclear families face divorce, abuse by a spouse or parent, financial debt, etc... its the stereotypical family for the western world cause that's the idea that has been built up due to political and religious means

    • @magna4100
      @magna4100 3 роки тому

      Ahh, isn’t that 2.4 kids?

  • @edgargoncas7
    @edgargoncas7 7 років тому +1154

    Does the"sound" they put to the fallout makes someone else feel goosebumps or is it just me?

    • @whitehorse4034
      @whitehorse4034 7 років тому +23

      Edgar González Casasola frightens me!

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 6 років тому +33

      Stephen Hamblen the music stings are supposed to be calming(!)

    • @differentname8051
      @differentname8051 6 років тому +19

      Stephen Hamblen these where never aired

    • @samsmart9568
      @samsmart9568 6 років тому +4

      So creepy!

    • @YouthfulElf
      @YouthfulElf 6 років тому +5

      I'd say that sound is somewhat freaky!

  • @yandereworshipper6963
    @yandereworshipper6963 5 років тому +459

    A Military grade fallout shelter 😒🤚
    Doors leaning up against a wall with dense materials stacked on them😏👉

    • @nobodyneedstoknow.7308
      @nobodyneedstoknow.7308 4 роки тому +7

      A lot cheaper too

    • @mariekatherine5238
      @mariekatherine5238 4 роки тому +31

      In Threads, this was two doors with trash bags, couch pillows, and a mattress. I think the couple under it were both dead after two days.

    • @BGSlopy
      @BGSlopy 4 роки тому +12

      @@mariekatherine5238 'They were leaving in a apartment and build the shelter in front of a window . And they left their son outside on the roof. The window got blown away and the mattress cauth fire.

    • @mariekatherine5238
      @mariekatherine5238 4 роки тому +11

      BGSlopy Given my choice, I’d prefer to be the son. Of course, if we get nuked, most of us without high political connections can expect to die instantly or miserably.

    • @jamesquinney6686
      @jamesquinney6686 4 роки тому +1

      It can work

  • @matheusfigueiredo5693
    @matheusfigueiredo5693 2 роки тому +267

    The very fact that this was ever needed to be produced is living proof of how horrendous human kind is.

    • @misterjei
      @misterjei 8 місяців тому +8

      Wait until your seen 1984's Threads, or read either Raymond Briggs' graphic novel 'When the wind blows' or Keiji Nakazawa 'Barefoot Gen.

    • @manpreetbrar838
      @manpreetbrar838 6 місяців тому +1

      A skid mark on this earth.

    • @SoapEater-wv3gu
      @SoapEater-wv3gu 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@misterjei when the wind blows traumatized me, it's both so horrible and interesting at the same time

  • @fimbulvetr6514
    @fimbulvetr6514 4 роки тому +298

    "Take down any curtains since they can catch fire easily .... In the moments after you hear the attack warning, make sure to draw the curtains"
    They couldn't even keep their instructions consistent in one series of videos, just imagine how confused someone would've been when they're faced with a nuclear attack and five different pamphlets all advising subtly different actions

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 роки тому +71

      There was a graphic novel and an animated film called "When The Wind Blows" which basically outlined and satirized exactly this. The instructions given were so obscure that ordinary people would have no idea what to do in a real nuclear crisis.

    • @dylanburke3490
      @dylanburke3490 3 роки тому +55

      Actually in the booklet, they say to remove thin curtains that might easily catch fire, but to leave heavy curtains so they can protect against glass.

    • @badremakes7541
      @badremakes7541 2 роки тому +5

      You remove them after the blast and if they haven't caught fire you put em back on and draw em but yeah it's obscure

  • @Skirliegirl
    @Skirliegirl 3 роки тому +371

    I grew up within a few miles of two large RAF bases, and we would probably have been amongst the first to be attacked. I remember the Protect and Survive booklet coming through the letterbox. This was in the early 80s (I was around 9 or 10 yrs old at the time) and I had nightmares about being nuked; in fact, I still do! My friend's mother was a CND activist and had piles of scary literature and photographs of Hiroshima, it was terrifying....and watching Threads on the portable TV in the bedroom was the icing on the cake!

    • @GrilloTheFlightless
      @GrilloTheFlightless 3 роки тому +13

      I felt the same. As a kid I grew up a few minutes drive away from RAE Farnborough, with Morville Army Barracks up the rod from me. The next town along was Aldershot. As a young child I didn’t nearly know what a nuclear bomb did, but was damned terrified my town would be targeted.

    • @gribok1552
      @gribok1552 2 роки тому +6

      Мне сняться такие кошмары

    • @LordAquatar
      @LordAquatar 2 роки тому

      Jesus Christ 😲

    • @classifiedclassified7567
      @classifiedclassified7567 Рік тому +4

      I hate how younger generations forget that the nuclear threat is still real (my generation). But God though I watched Threads only a few months ago and that is way more scarier then my countries equivalent the Day After.

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 8 місяців тому

      I grew up in Newark-on-Trent
      Slap "bang" ( LITERALLY) in the middle of the
      RAF airbases
      Syerton
      SCAMPTON
      WADDINGTON
      CONINGSBY
      BRIZES NORTON
      NEWTON
      "Molesworth"
      we knew we were
      Flash =
      Glass an Ash

  • @mata5724
    @mata5724 7 років тому +470

    'Make sure to keep all doors shut for safety, then take them all off and make a refuge.'
    Great idea. 'When the Wind Blows' wasn't making this shit up.

    • @benjaminsidneykidd-bentley3966
      @benjaminsidneykidd-bentley3966 4 роки тому +20

      I adore that. Reminds me of my gran and grandad and now mum and dad! It is worse because it's shows people try to keep calm and carry on....
      Sad get your tissues out! (And this is from the same guy who wrote xmas films like the snowman!)

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 4 роки тому +35

      Poor James and Hilda. They didn't deserve all that.

    • @benjaminsidneykidd-bentley3966
      @benjaminsidneykidd-bentley3966 4 роки тому +13

      @@neyoid No didn't unfortunately. But it was a brilliant film and clever too.
      I'm going to head up to faslane in Glasgow making sure I'm not going to survive.

    • @CandyHatsuneWolff
      @CandyHatsuneWolff 4 роки тому +1

      I've only seen bits of that film, but wow, was it sad.

    • @thegirlthatplaysroblox5661
      @thegirlthatplaysroblox5661 4 роки тому +1

      Candy Wolff if you want to watch it, it’s on google if you search “ when the wind blows full movie”

  • @martinalianelli6593
    @martinalianelli6593 2 роки тому +88

    I think anyone born after the Cold War should be thankful that this terrifying possibility of a future is more than not gone. Everyday after 1991 is a gift.

    • @MRresievil310
      @MRresievil310 2 роки тому +3

      @@earwigplanet They have invaded, but I don’t think nukes will be used they are too destructive.

    • @Merugaf
      @Merugaf 2 роки тому +18

      :') oh god this didn't age well.

    • @martinalianelli6593
      @martinalianelli6593 2 роки тому +1

      @@Merugaf SMH 😐

    • @Relugus
      @Relugus 10 місяців тому +3

      Putin: Hold my beer.

  • @abbaszaidi8371
    @abbaszaidi8371 8 років тому +398

    It's that protect and survive jingle at the end that freak me out. Always in the background in Threads

    • @ptparkinsonable
      @ptparkinsonable 8 років тому +52

      It's an awful jingle scared the hell out of me when I watched threads!

    • @richardjohnson3584
      @richardjohnson3584 6 років тому +43

      Threads is terrifying even without the background protect and survive jingle

    • @adamv4951
      @adamv4951 6 років тому +26

      I watched it when I was about 12 years old. Gave me nightmares. I would lay awake at night thinking the Russians were going to send missiles any moment.

    • @nopcshere6097
      @nopcshere6097 6 років тому +25

      @@adamv4951 Strange that you mention that, because at the time 'Threads' was made, the Soviet Union was under the leadership of Yuri Andropov, a very anti-western leader who believed in Communist world domination. Ronald Reagan was President and Margaret Thatcher was PM of Great Britain, and both had vowed not to allow that to happen. And Mikhail Gorbachev was still over a year away from becoming General Secretary of the Soviet Union. So we were pretty close to the scenario of 'Threads' and 'The Day After' playing out in real life.

    • @bilbomalice2643
      @bilbomalice2643 5 років тому +22

      Nice to see some people still remember threads, I've seen that film like more than 20 times and it's pretty good, I feel like it is much better than the day after, that's just my opinion and i'm not even 16

  • @martinables
    @martinables 10 років тому +355

    After working with broadcaster ITV in the past, I can confirm that these particular pifs were never broadcast (aside from being featured in documentaries and the BBC's 'Threads') and are listed as such. They were part of the emergency broadcast system and would only be activated should the threat of nuclear attack deemed imminent (within about 72 hours). Due to the nature of the EBS, even their accidental broadcast would have been impossible. They were originally deemed classified, but public outcry at the time forced the government to admit to their existence. Anyone claiming to have seen them broadcast must've been living in a very grim, alternate timeline. They have of course now been declassified for quite some time and are available on DVD. Thankfully, they never saw actual TX for the purpose they were designed..... Especially as the info in them is completely useless and about as much use as sticking a paper bag on your ahead. Placebo I'm afraid.

    • @babyinuyasha
      @babyinuyasha 7 років тому +6

      Unstable Shark EBS was American, and warned of other emergencies like severe weather

    • @originalveghead
      @originalveghead 6 років тому +12

      Threads and a few documentaries. Yes. As a kid, that's how I saw them. Still haunted.

    • @sce2aux464
      @sce2aux464 6 років тому +2

      Meanwhile, in Hawaii...

    • @pianomany2k871
      @pianomany2k871 6 років тому +3

      @Jane Hibberd unstable shark EBS? What? Yes, the EBS was an American thing, and someone DID set off a false alarm in 1971.

    • @philipisaacs9995
      @philipisaacs9995 6 років тому +6

      Unstable Shark I remember seeing at least three parts of this documentary as a child: the fallout cartoon and sound as well as the Protect and Survive logo and the cartoon of the nuclear blast. What I don’t recall is whether I was shown this at school or if I saw it on tv.

  • @adrinathegreat3095
    @adrinathegreat3095 9 років тому +469

    You may laugh, but human instinct is to survive, you fall off a high building and you know your going to die, what do you do, fold your arms and relax?
    No, body goes into panic mode and you desperately flap your arms or try to grab something anything, there is always a chance..
    same with nuclear war, the bomb goes off, everyone doesn't go running towards it to get killed as quickly as possible, they run and hide, chance of survival is small, but it's still a chance.

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 9 років тому +31

      +TheBookWorm1718 "30 years ago" !! The bombs haven't gone away. They are still there waiting for someone to use them. The USSR might be dead but Russia (and lots of other countries) still has the bomb.

    • @jasonevans4970
      @jasonevans4970 9 років тому +17

      +steve taylor A lot of them have been decommissioned. The United States built 70 000 warheads (more than every other country combined), but as of 2015 only maintains an arsenal of 4670.

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 9 років тому +18

      Then there are those in Britain, France, Russia, India, Pakistan, Israel, ?North Korea. Still plenty enough to ruin someone's day.

    • @jasonevans4970
      @jasonevans4970 9 років тому +17

      Oh, absolutely, Steve. Easily enough to ruin everyone's day!

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 років тому +13

      +Galaxy Tab
      No one would survive near the cities. Anyone who 'was protected' would have the worst last 2-3 days of their life, not rivaled by actual hell itself.

  • @Vyansya
    @Vyansya 2 роки тому +72

    This is so eerie, feels like a fake vhs video in modern horror games, but this one is a reality. I do love the vibe tho.

  • @chemicalkid859
    @chemicalkid859 8 років тому +538

    "Don't smoke!"
    Well damm, I can't even have one last cigarette before I'm completely obliterated by a nuclear bomb?!

    • @katefromct1969
      @katefromct1969 7 років тому +37

      Sounds like the perfect time for a smoke.

    • @mortenjensen3681
      @mortenjensen3681 6 років тому +24

      Yeah f*** cancer lets smoke :)

    • @grime5652
      @grime5652 5 років тому +12

      Katherine A. Blais sounds like the perfect time for some heroin. 😂

    • @afyonafyon8689
      @afyonafyon8689 5 років тому +5

      @@grime5652 oh definetly

    • @sallyangelworks9047
      @sallyangelworks9047 5 років тому +16

      @@mortenjensen3681 nuclear weapons will give you cancer anyway.

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 9 років тому +524

    I'll put my faith in Vault-Tec, thank you very much.

    • @soresthawk7171
      @soresthawk7171 9 років тому +14

      Nice one

    • @kevronin96yt96
      @kevronin96yt96 8 років тому +8

      Prepare for the future!

    • @potatoman4730
      @potatoman4730 8 років тому

      Vault tec isn't riyl

    • @tyredmechanic290
      @tyredmechanic290 8 років тому +23

      If you fancy being part of a twisted experiment, sure.

    • @DragonflowerProductions
      @DragonflowerProductions 8 років тому +14

      If you really look at it, I think the Fallout games are giving us ideas of getting prepared for the future.

  • @daviddietrich9449
    @daviddietrich9449 11 років тому +218

    I didn't know radioactive fallout made such an eerie/creepy sound. ;-)

  • @littleferrhis
    @littleferrhis 3 роки тому +25

    Just going to say this, thank you Stanislov Petrov.

  • @Cyproterjoan
    @Cyproterjoan 9 років тому +507

    The 'all clear' siren is scary, because who or what is going to be left to sound it or hear it?

    • @KahviVelho
      @KahviVelho 9 років тому +7

      +Noel Masson except the fallout I guess

    • @AnastasiaThemis
      @AnastasiaThemis 9 років тому +17

      +Noel Masson Wouldn't that depend on where you are? If you are far away and only small amounts of fallout land I imagine there would be a siren?

    • @bthomehub2
      @bthomehub2 9 років тому +5

      +Noel Masson The video says they would use 3 bangs/gongs. Is this not the case now? I have no idea, so just wanted to see if anybody else knew.

    • @o0prince
      @o0prince 9 років тому +1

      +Noel Masson Could you explain why?

    • @johnsmith-wg1iu
      @johnsmith-wg1iu 9 років тому +1

      +Noel Masson Battery .

  • @oldsaltshippers
    @oldsaltshippers 9 років тому +269

    "And if you've built your inner refuge properly in the centre of your home, it will make a handy tomb once your house has collapsed in on top of you & the survivors wont have to worry about you burying you"

    • @oldsaltshippers
      @oldsaltshippers 8 років тому +20

      ***** There really would be no point, no house I know can stand up to blistering heat & a wind that would make the worst cyclones & tornadoes look like a mild afternoon at the beach. If it ever really kicked off, the best you can hope for is to get killed in the first seconds of an attack & know nothing about it.

    • @oldsaltshippers
      @oldsaltshippers 8 років тому +44

      ***** Not me, there would be nothing to live for, trying to survive starvation, being treated like a slave for food, dying of various ingested radionuclides, shortened lifespans & a whole host of cancers, high birth defects, nuclear winters, the entire structure of civilisation wiped out, living in caves, unable to treat disease, etc. The survivors will envy the dead.

    • @babyinuyasha
      @babyinuyasha 7 років тому +13

      RobertDeville it's to protect you from fallout, not the blast

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 роки тому +2

      @@babyinuyasha Does it matter? He made it clear he wouldn't want to live in the world after the nuclear Armageddon, so fallout, blast or suicide, I'm sure it would be all good.

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q 28 днів тому

      if you use sand bags you can just end up like a pheasant under glass.

  • @iraceruk
    @iraceruk 5 років тому +201

    Beware of fallout!
    If you have survived the initial blast, you will be warned of fallout by a local official who will be walking around blowing a whistle, banging a drum or playing a gong 😂

    • @fiaczek
      @fiaczek 3 роки тому +42

      realistically, would anyone even hear the whistle if they're hidden under 3 mattresses in the middle of their house? 🤔 i wonder if parents planned to make their least favourite child stand outside their little shelter

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 2 роки тому +9

      If a marching band walks through your neighbourhood, you know there will be fallout.

    • @babysunnyanimates
      @babysunnyanimates 2 роки тому

      @@Aymelia-colon3 Lol

    • @mikemotter3685
      @mikemotter3685 Рік тому +5

      @@Aymelia-colon3 "If the maroons are not working, the local marching band will be dispatched to march through your neighborhood and play the fall out song, which sounds like this..."

  • @veemoxd
    @veemoxd 3 роки тому +86

    i live near weapons testing areas, and sometimes i can hear small bombs going off whilst at school, even if they’re a good hour by car away.
    absolutely terrifying, i cant imagine what the cold war would’ve been like.

  • @sputumtube
    @sputumtube 9 років тому +259

    I've still got the Protect And Survive booklet from the 70's when this was a real threat. These mini-advice films were to be played during the intervals between normal television programs like Coronation Street etc...IF the threat became imminent....scary times.

    • @adamv4951
      @adamv4951 6 років тому +13

      When governments actually cared about their citizens. Those days are long gone.

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 4 роки тому +4

      @The Hooded Claw wow, how witty and original

    • @couttsie
      @couttsie 3 роки тому +5

      thats amazing, keep hold of it. thatll be worth good money one day mate

    • @transmasctsukasa
      @transmasctsukasa 3 роки тому +4

      But they never aired to the public 🤔

    • @lewisferguson7831
      @lewisferguson7831 2 роки тому +2

      @@transmasctsukasa yea, they said IF the threat became imminent, which it never did

  • @nunyabusiness7858
    @nunyabusiness7858 8 років тому +199

    the warning siren should be uptown girl by Billy Joel, a lot nicer sound to prepare for the end to

    • @thaismagalhaes5928
      @thaismagalhaes5928 8 років тому +27

      It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine) by R.E.M would be nice too.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 років тому +11

      Nunya Business, I would have gone with Christmas at ground zero. If it’s during the holidays and crawl out through the fallout for the rest of the year.

    • @alissabethlamb4808
      @alissabethlamb4808 6 років тому +2

      Same enrrgy as the end of kingsman

    • @britishrail243
      @britishrail243 5 років тому +3

      They are electro-mechanical sirens which are analog and not speakers as you are implying. They can only generate this one sound with interruptions to create the attack signal or no interruption for the all clear signal.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 4 роки тому +4

      What’s wrong with the Yakety Sax?

  • @nian89
    @nian89 9 років тому +63

    This is one of the scariest things I have seen. Can't believe we were so close to destroying ourselves we actually were preparing for it.
    The fall-out signal is particularly creepy, everything is gone and all is left is someone to blow a whistle three times in a row.

  • @TheFoxFromSplashMountain
    @TheFoxFromSplashMountain 2 роки тому +285

    To be honest, I'd rather die from the nuke itself than live trapped in my house trying fruitlessly to survive radiation poisoning and dying a slow, painful death.

    • @Fur4all
      @Fur4all 2 роки тому +3

      I'd rather survive the blast and kill myself later

    • @Mike-fu3xd
      @Mike-fu3xd 2 роки тому +10

      Good thing is that if your hit directly by the nuke, your body instantly turns to dust. No bones, no skin, no organs. You are Instantly dust and microscopic particles in a fraction of a second. Not feel a thing. So yeah, dying by a nuclear explosion is the most peaceful, and 0 pain death in the world.

    • @emy559
      @emy559 2 роки тому +12

      @@Mike-fu3xd kind of scary in a way- how easily we can disappear from the surface of this earth (well not really since we become dust but anyway you got my point)

    • @felixfalcon8160
      @felixfalcon8160 2 роки тому +3

      I agree

    • @ellemjay
      @ellemjay 2 роки тому +14

      "after a nuclear war, the living will envy the dead" - Nikita Khrushchev (maybe)

  • @mrh112
    @mrh112 10 років тому +171

    These videos were highly confidential back in the cold war (out of fear they would be provocative). Given the billions they spend on defence in the UK every year they have probably produced a new set of videos by now which we don't know about.

    • @bengreen1144
      @bengreen1144 7 років тому +15

      mrh112 I was just thinking this! Reggie Yates probably narrates the new ones.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 7 років тому +8

      LOL No, they weren't. These videos were used to educate the general public.

    • @RatCorvidae
      @RatCorvidae 7 років тому +8

      Like fuck, they were educational and broadcast like advertisements to the public.

    • @hornetgamer8980
      @hornetgamer8980 7 років тому +6

      Bearing in mind the more powerful nukes and the fact that more than one would be fired...
      ... how much does it really cost to produce a video saying "Well... good luck."

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 6 років тому +12

      mrh112 “If you are caught outside during an attack, place your head between your legs and proceed to kiss your ass goodbye.”

  • @sydIRISH
    @sydIRISH 5 років тому +161

    I love retro footage, anything from this era.
    Always has this dark, sci-fi, synth music. Great.

  • @jfa-px3mu
    @jfa-px3mu 9 років тому +192

    Man this is so creepy, especially that music they always play after each message, something about that sound just makes me think about impending doom, not to mention the part when it talked about sanitation, and making an improvised toilet.
    At the very least that sound makes me think "damn I'm gonna be stuck in some dark, stinky, basement for several weeks, and pooping in a bucket", I know it's not even funny, it's really depressing, especially when you realize that for people in the 70's that was a very real possibility

    • @frenchyfry1237
      @frenchyfry1237 9 років тому +10

      I like the noise despite it giving me nightmare s that russia is actually nuking us

    • @jfa-px3mu
      @jfa-px3mu 9 років тому +2

      ***** That would be good music for sci-fi, or even something like the Twilight Zone

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 9 років тому +3

      Jeremy Forczyk It is still a very real possibility now in 2015. The weapons haven't gone away. In many respects, the "possibility" is now greater; Rogue states are a threat, and there are now Islamic countries for whom "Mutually Assured Destruction" means nothing, other than they will become mass martyrs.

    • @jfa-px3mu
      @jfa-px3mu 9 років тому +3

      ***** You think ISIS is working for the United States?

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 9 років тому +1

      What utter drivel

  • @trashman11
    @trashman11 2 роки тому +190

    What worries me a lot more is the fact that they are greatly downplaying how much damage the blast can do.
    Pictures: *the top of your house will fall in*
    Reality: no more house
    That and there is no genuine way to save yourself from this blast, your either dead from the initial blast or youll die from the radiation. These were made mainly to keep people from panicking.

    • @trashman11
      @trashman11 2 роки тому +1

      @Kankisurra you completely missed my point. But go off a guess

    • @MrOdsplut
      @MrOdsplut 2 роки тому +18

      That is not true. It depends where you are in relation to the blast. If you're right at the centre, you're going to die (although someone did survive 300m from the centre of the Hiroshima explosion). If you're 30 miles away, you might survive and I'd rather take some action to have a 20% chance of survival than do nothing and have a 5% chance.

    • @purpleldv966
      @purpleldv966 2 роки тому +10

      It all depended on how close your house was from the blast site... No country on Earth has sufficient nuclear warheads to blast every acre of the enemy's territory! That's why the fallout is more dangerous...

    • @Mewingmaster42
      @Mewingmaster42 Рік тому +1

      I think it is because this was made in 70s, so nuclear thing was less known than today

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 8 місяців тому

      "BUSINESS AS USUAL"
      is the term
      Otherwise, yes, widespread
      Pandemonium
      Folks would literally go insane

  • @barttool
    @barttool 4 роки тому +267

    Waiting for the Coronavirus sequel of Protect & Survive

    • @william6453
      @william6453 4 роки тому +8

      barttool same that’s the only reason I’m here

    • @menslady125eif2590
      @menslady125eif2590 4 роки тому +2

      YES! Somebody PLEASE do that!

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 3 роки тому +6

      Stay home...stay safe...stay depressed....hide under the stairs and consume pointless shite on Amazon! Fill the pockets of the already insanely rich megalomaniacs so you can fund their insane projects to the stars! Get youahh azz to Maarzzzz

    • @havanadaurcy1321
      @havanadaurcy1321 3 роки тому

      @@Martin-lp4yg Wake up the 🐑 but you are more of a 🐑 believing wrestlers are taking over.

    • @luigispaghetti8769
      @luigispaghetti8769 3 роки тому +1

      omit the fallout room and inner refuge and this is the CDCs advice in 2020

  • @nickatnights
    @nickatnights 8 років тому +173

    This is very helpful information about protecting your house and family in case Rolf Harris is ever released from prison.

    • @diggledoggle4192
      @diggledoggle4192 8 років тому

      Ha

    • @whangie1
      @whangie1 8 років тому +8

      Or incase they decide to bring back Jimmy Saville.

    • @arthurfine4284
      @arthurfine4284 8 років тому +9

      "Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives, and Hide yo husbands."
      Yeah, the symbolism is uncanny.

    • @killerkitschtube
      @killerkitschtube 7 років тому +5

      Rolf is out... Duck and Cover!

    • @ReneeBo38
      @ReneeBo38 7 років тому +4

      Arthur Fine "...'cause they nukin' everybody out here."

  • @DragonflowerProductions
    @DragonflowerProductions 8 років тому +650

    The more terrifying thing than the films themselves is that the advice they give doesn't actually work. But hey, you'd rather have official advice than wonder what the hell you're supposed to do. I'd recommend to have a look at Threads (1984), a British film about what Britain would end up as if the bomb really drops... Truly harrowing, but devastatingly accurate. It's not a horror film, but a docu-drama, but believe me, I know people that have been truly scarred by this film.

    • @ninny65
      @ninny65 8 років тому +69

      Seriously, you're not an expert from watching a bloody docu-drama

    • @damanyocum149
      @damanyocum149 8 років тому

      haha

    • @arthurfine4284
      @arthurfine4284 8 років тому +55

      You would have better luck shoving yourself into a lead lined fridge and survive than the shelters recommended in the film.

    • @damanyocum149
      @damanyocum149 8 років тому +14

      Arthur Fine Indiana Jones rode in a fridge in that bomb blast and he came out just fine lol

    • @arthurfine4284
      @arthurfine4284 8 років тому +18

      Daman Yocum Where do you think I got the reference?

  • @yosefqq
    @yosefqq Рік тому +38

    the sound after the family image is displayed is so fucking creepy 💀
    the part where they say that if someone dies, put them in another room is probably the most scariest part of the video

  • @quasarsphere
    @quasarsphere 5 років тому +103

    This all seems so perfectly reasonable, right up until you start actually thinking about it.

  • @omrialkabetz5602
    @omrialkabetz5602 8 років тому +139

    These instructional videos will teach you everything you'll need to survive the first two weeks of a nuclear attack...
    And no more

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi 8 років тому +29

      +Omri Alkabetz and even then you wouldnt survive even two bloody weeks, IF you lived anywhere near ground zero and had no basement or PROPER fallout shelter, cause obviously your house and everything in it would set on fire and even little bit farther its likely that your house would get so badly demolished by the shockwave(s) that the fallout dust would get in anyways, and you would either get it all over you, or breath it in and would be dead in those two weeks, or it could be that you would be trapped in the basement your house crumbled on top of you.
      But ye even after all that, NOTHING, absolutely nothing would prepare the survivors for the life after and ofcourse that's something the guys at Civil Defense knew this perfectly, thus avoided the subject alltogether.....for those first months and even years it would be nothing but day to day survival and it would take decades atleast to establish anything that would even remotely be familiar to society before the war.
      Overall much better instructions would be "duck and kiss your ass goodbye"....

    • @AlexD-wl2uh
      @AlexD-wl2uh 2 роки тому

      2 weeks could be enough

    • @norman6492
      @norman6492 2 роки тому +4

      And to think, these were made BEFORE the concept of nuclear winter was discovered (The 8th Day)

  • @Captain.Pugwash
    @Captain.Pugwash 11 років тому +112

    Thing about fallout is that you can hear it! That "space invader" noise will surely let me know when I should head for my fallout room.

  • @bertoancila1721
    @bertoancila1721 3 роки тому +14

    I came here because the recommendation shows me this. And am still wondering why did UA-cam recommend me this.

    • @bertoancila1721
      @bertoancila1721 3 роки тому +2

      @@TwistedChad and as a person from 3rd world country, I don't think my country had this PSA back then. I mean, this is important for what it was like back then.

  • @AERIEDM
    @AERIEDM 8 років тому +177

    idea for a nuclear warning video.
    Buy a large bottle of whisky, brandy or vodka. also buy a few packets of sleeping pills.
    saves all the hassle.
    if you hear 3 bangs, 3 gongs or 3 whistles. have more alcohol and pills. you obviously weren't committed enough the first time.

  • @cmccuan3205
    @cmccuan3205 7 років тому +78

    Only Brittons would go to lengths of creating a series of dispassionate and informational films about a nuclear holocaust, and do so with the help of a children's show animation studio to illustrate ways to mitigate the threats of fallout and pestilence in a way that the whole family could understand.

  • @citizenofsquatopia5868
    @citizenofsquatopia5868 8 років тому +158

    Bob the builder is going to work overtime on this one

    • @realwizardry834
      @realwizardry834 8 років тому +8

      Lasagne in the microwave for Wendy tonight

    • @JillC2
      @JillC2 7 років тому +1

      He'll be doing it without power tools!

    • @Martin-lp4yg
      @Martin-lp4yg 3 роки тому +2

      yes he can do it as his skin melts and is decayin due to radiation sickness lol

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan 3 роки тому +2

      BOB THE PANIC-FROM-GOING-TO-F***ING-DIE BUILDER

  • @hazelgrunts
    @hazelgrunts 2 роки тому +22

    The way that death is talked about in such a monotone voice gives me the chills.

  • @user-lt2rw5nr9s
    @user-lt2rw5nr9s 4 роки тому +133

    Me: Forgets everything for the test I was studying for in the morning.
    Also me, one week later: Yeah, you can pick up your copy of Protect and Survive at the post office.

  • @youngian
    @youngian 9 років тому +159

    Did any high rise residents make prior arrangements with their lower flat neighbours? Would you put up anyone who came round and said: "Can I crash round yours if there's a thermo nuclear war?"

    • @grime5652
      @grime5652 5 років тому +10

      Ian Young yes I would put up anyone who came to my house in times of a thermo- nuclear war

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 років тому +12

      They’d have to have supplies for themselves as well...
      Easy to crash on someone’s futon in the basement, but a food supply for one person is gonna dry up fast if two are using it.
      Also we’re gonna need to draw a line in the basement or something so we don’t drive eachother bonkers. Like being stuck with your little brother on a rainy day but for 2 weeks.

    • @grime5652
      @grime5652 5 років тому +9

      Dr. Alto Clef you missed my point I plan on eating them at a later date

    • @britishrail243
      @britishrail243 5 років тому +5

      These programs were meant to be broadcast in a period of very high tension between West and East (aka imminent nuclear war) and so were thankfully never actually broadcast on British television but have been preserved in this form in archives and on UA-cam. As they were never broadcast for their original purpose I don't think anybody would have actually done what you are suggesting.

  • @BruhMoment-ye9pk
    @BruhMoment-ye9pk 10 років тому +134

    5:49
    "If you are caught out in the open..."
    SAY YOUR PRAYERS. xP

    • @MrStickman1997
      @MrStickman1997 10 років тому +5

      You could count having your body burned to ashes or your organs burst/bones broken.... )x

    • @officeshoes5828
      @officeshoes5828 10 років тому +9

      MrStickman1997 Depends how close you were to the centre of the explosion of course.

    • @TimeBunny
      @TimeBunny 10 років тому +8

      Yup, pretty much a case of "if you're caught out in the open, you're royally screwed."

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 7 років тому +1

      Why do you think you're so special that you'll be in the hypocenter? You know that an explosion is a local event, right? There are places around it where it's not that harmful and you can actually survive, depending on your distance.

    • @jimbehr2291
      @jimbehr2291 6 років тому +7

      Emily Rose bend over and kiss your arse goodbye.

  • @acer3573
    @acer3573 Рік тому +9

    I thought these were specifically made for "Threads" until I found this video a few years ago.

  • @CharlotteWeb100
    @CharlotteWeb100 4 роки тому +112

    I distinctly remember seeing this as a very young kid during the early 80's and the booklet sent to all homes it absolutely scared me shitless. Had nightmares and was constantly worried about the prospect of hearing those sirens and pops / bangs and kept trying to remember which sound meant what.
    Must have been no more than 7yrs old but lay in bed hearing the gorgeous sound of lapwings outside my bedroom window in the summer but worrying myself to death about what will happen to the dog and if she'd survive a nuclear attack, whether there was any info about how to look after pets and if we're even allowed to keep them with us and oh God it was grim as fuck.

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 4 роки тому +22

      The films were never shown as public info films. A booklet was available but only in libraries, they weren't distriubuted generally.

    • @infamyinfamy
      @infamyinfamy 2 роки тому +6

      I saw it too, people keep saying it wasn't shown, but I'll never forget that jingle straight after talking about how to deal with dead bodies. I think they may have been shown during BBC documentaries or discussions about the movie Threads. I was too young to watch Threads when it came out, so I definitely didn't hear it from that.

  • @dkryb2422
    @dkryb2422 5 років тому +85

    I spent my teens expecting to get nuked, 35 years later it's Stellapam time and settle down to a pleasant evening watching When the Wind Blows, The 8th Day and Threads to complete a nostalgic day of horror after staring at this for an hour!

  • @thotbanisher3688
    @thotbanisher3688 5 років тому +40

    *Nuke goes off in the Yorkshire countryside*
    "Right then, I'm off down't pub. Shall I get you owt from't fish shop?"
    "There won't be a *bloody* fish shop we just got atomically bombed."
    "Christ, no need to be so bleeding aggressive, mate."

  • @hippaman2435
    @hippaman2435 2 роки тому +46

    can’t believe the protect and survive informercial Referenced the hit-game Fallout 😱😳

  • @tannerin
    @tannerin 9 років тому +153

    I suggest everyone either read When the Wind Blows by Raymond Briggs or watch the film adaptation. Powerful commentary on this stuff.

    • @robmortimer4150
      @robmortimer4150 9 років тому +16

      Watch Threads on Vimeo. Dated but a really amazing and powerful film in the same way.

    • @evonne_
      @evonne_ 9 років тому +4

      Did when it came out in the 1980s. It scared the shit out of me as a young child.

    • @tomwright4969
      @tomwright4969 8 років тому +9

      heard the radio play, it starts off pretty humorous and gradually becomes sadder and sadder. It's brilliant, Shame I can't find the animation.

    • @chrishenniker5944
      @chrishenniker5944 8 років тому +6

      Briggs is a great comedy writer, but he really can do pathos too. I saw the film and it's quite funny, especially when Jim talks about painting the windows white.

    • @hyperkid321
      @hyperkid321 5 років тому +2

      @@robmortimer4150 yeah, before the blast scene, these videos were constantly playing in the background

  • @alexsolomon1952
    @alexsolomon1952 11 років тому +227

    It's a shame that we're not taught about nuclear war and its consequences in school.

    • @natemob1
      @natemob1 7 років тому +33

      Alex Solomon finding the circumference of a circle is way more important than something actually useful!

    • @Rexowogamer
      @Rexowogamer 6 років тому +4

      Lajos Winkler he was being sarcastic.

    • @mxferro
      @mxferro 6 років тому +5

      Alex Solomon ..no point teaching you something you can't possibly do anything about...odds are still VERY LOW of a nuclear war
      ..the consequences are simply too severe to any country to even attempt it.
      Honestly..don't sweat it...worry about stuff you can do..not this stuff

    • @jezza10181
      @jezza10181 6 років тому

      this aint no place for little jew girls to be all alone...

    • @WG-tt6hk
      @WG-tt6hk 6 років тому

      mcferro Except maybe Iran.

  • @fraggit
    @fraggit 10 років тому +83

    It was called M.A.D. Mutual Assured Destruction and it worked. I too lived through these times, and it wasn't as bad as it sounded, as long as you understood that it wasn't survivable- At least not with the instructions given out by the Booklets and PIF's- So we just lived life to the full. If I'd heard the Sirens, I would of got to the highest place possible . Feck surviving that shite.
    I used to work for the Post Office Telephones/British Telecom around London in the 80's, and I used to provide Private wires(data lines/ Governmental Voice circuits) to Civil Defence Bunkers and Governmental establishments,I doubt any of those would of survived, and early warning circuits, e.g. the Sirens , which where connected to local Police stations, piggy backing on normal subscriber telephone lines who wouldn't of been the wiser. All they knew was, if their line went faulty, they would be the quickest fixed lines in the U.K. ;). What I did notice in the Bunkers was, there was always HF/UHF radios as a back-up, they prolly wouldn't of survived either, with the EMP following a blast. To cut a long story short, we were fooked if you were Joe public or Civil Defence for that matter. Only key Governmental and the Royal family would of been sure to survive. What Happy days . Nothing like a bit of total annihilation to put perspective on things ;) so don't worry kids, we have been through the worst. I will put one caveat on that statement. So long as a Rogue state or organization doesn't get hold of Nuclear weapons of course, because to ignore M.A.D. you have to be fundamentally crazy or believe you have a better life in the afterlife. Oh dear I've frightened myself now ....DOH!

    • @AnonymousCaveman
      @AnonymousCaveman 9 років тому +3

      My dad told me about M.A.D and its really true. maybe that's why its called MAD.

    • @jacob.g.l1592
      @jacob.g.l1592 6 років тому +1

      I'm expecting a nuclear bomb to go off over a major city, within my lifetime. The world's very tense at the moment.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 3 роки тому

      It WAS called M.A.D.?
      Is M.A.D. no longer in place? Cause if so we’re one dictator’s tantrum away from the south side of fucked.

    • @JackUtopia-qn8oz
      @JackUtopia-qn8oz 2 роки тому

      holy shit mandela catalogue is real?

  • @chickpea
    @chickpea 2 роки тому +62

    Just to think that all of this could be avoided if humans worked together and resolved matters in a more peaceful way.

    • @steren700
      @steren700 Рік тому +2

      Nah, we are apes

    • @James-2248
      @James-2248 Місяць тому

      Pfft, like that’s ever gonna happen

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea Місяць тому

      @James-2248 Yep, it's more evident now than ever, it seems.

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 10 років тому +349

    I don't think I have enough bags of earth or sand.

    • @IvanDubois2
      @IvanDubois2 7 років тому +12

      There is simply no amount of earth you can use to protect yourself from radiation... so much desinformacion LOL

    • @jamescarter3196
      @jamescarter3196 7 років тому +23

      "no amount of earth"? Wrong. Radiation is not infinite and earth is not all one material. Did the bombs in Japan affect the entire world uniformly? No.

    • @endlessdaydream5101
      @endlessdaydream5101 7 років тому +13

      Is it weird that I like the noises of the fallout? Lmao.

    • @danmiller2940
      @danmiller2940 7 років тому +6

      Skaii_Sama It's kinda like heavy metal, but scary.

    • @ChristopherSaindon
      @ChristopherSaindon 7 років тому +3

      No. Cool sound.

  • @aaronr1v3r
    @aaronr1v3r 10 років тому +56

    Not only are nuclear bombs scary, but the sound effects they used in the 70's were also creepy lol. I'm just glad we came up with better and more advanced ones.

  • @godzillasenpai3685
    @godzillasenpai3685 3 роки тому +42

    35:55 i Love how he said "the fire brigade May not be able to reach you" as if thered be any fucking chance they are

  • @Firsir
    @Firsir 2 роки тому +30

    Thanks 2022, didn’t think I’d need a refresher on this…

    • @anthonyanderson3448
      @anthonyanderson3448 2 роки тому

      Right? At least it's a better PSA no matter how ridiculous this may seem

  • @74LOR
    @74LOR 4 роки тому +278

    Why tf does everyone find the jingle scary??? It’s an absolute banger

    • @CherryTerrier
      @CherryTerrier 4 роки тому +33

      Well you know in the Lion King where the hyenas make each other shudder by saying "Mufasa" but Shenzi is like "do it again"...that's kinda how I feel about the jingle tbh.

    • @paulanderson79
      @paulanderson79 4 роки тому +2

      @@CherryTerrier I agree. That jingle is spine chilling.

    • @RibasNath
      @RibasNath 4 роки тому

      Ik... it's just a bit tacky/annoying :p

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan 3 роки тому

      @@paulanderson79 which one?

    • @paulanderson79
      @paulanderson79 3 роки тому

      @@Insert-thing-here-Fan 17:24 through to 1734

  • @Louizalass
    @Louizalass 3 роки тому +63

    I remember watching this or similar film when in school in the 60s, not the 70s. Was about 13. Was absolutely traumatised! Here I am 71 years old and I still remember the useless information they gave out. What were they thinking?!!

    • @stevetaylor8698
      @stevetaylor8698 3 роки тому +2

      a) They weren't made until to late 70s.
      b) They were never shown as public information films although snippets were seen on tv in the 1980s.
      So I'm not sure what traumatised you but it wasn't these films.

    • @Louizalass
      @Louizalass 3 роки тому +6

      @@stevetaylor8698 I left school in 1966. I saw one of these films before I left school. I remember a man from the Civil Defense came and showed us a film about what to do in the event of nuclear fallout. So with respect, these films, or similar PI films were made in the 60s.

    • @cincinnatibengalsfan2451
      @cincinnatibengalsfan2451 2 роки тому

      @@Louizalass probably similar films

    • @athrowaway3487
      @athrowaway3487 2 роки тому +2

      What were they thinking? How to minimize panic. Even if none of the tips work, what are the people gonna do after a nuke? Go protest? File a complaint?

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 8 місяців тому

      ​@@stevetaylor8698
      Panarama-
      IF THE BOMB DROPS
      In the event of an international crisis that looked set to trigger a war, it was intended that the UK’s TV stations would go off air and be replaced by the BBC’s Wartime Broadcasting Service- on which these short films, of which there are 20, would be played on a continual loop.

  • @bigbowlowrong4694
    @bigbowlowrong4694 4 роки тому +66

    “So chaps, how shall we let people know the nuclear attack has ended and fallout is about to happen? The public would be terrified, subsisting off expired Marmite and cowering under overturned tables, mind, so we need something that won’t induce further panic.”
    “I dunno guv... set off three more bombs in rapid succession?”
    “GENIUS, Podrick! You’re getting a three crumpet bonus this Guy Fawkes Day!”

    • @clairenoon4070
      @clairenoon4070 2 роки тому +3

      Marmite never expires. It and cockroaches will survive the nuclear holocaust.

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 8 місяців тому

      'What about an all clear signal'?
      'I know!! A Siren
      One that at the beginning, sounds exactly like the
      Air attack warning'
      And due to "any" survivors having their ear drums blown out, they wouldn't be able to tell if it's the same sound.. or not'
      'Brilliant.. here have a bonus Marsbar'😂

  • @AirWolfAT6
    @AirWolfAT6 2 роки тому +10

    Mark Felton sent me. He was right. This is depressing.

  • @kf1000
    @kf1000 10 років тому +349

    "But Mom!... I took out the last dead body, it's not my turn!"

    • @1985indeed
      @1985indeed 6 років тому +20

      kf1000 *Mum

    • @NMeyer0
      @NMeyer0 6 років тому +2

      @@1985indeed he's American or Canadian so therefore Mom

    • @1985indeed
      @1985indeed 6 років тому +20

      @@NMeyer0 Indeed. Just correcting him on how this would be said in the UK context, as this is a UK media.

    • @roryoconnor6574
      @roryoconnor6574 5 років тому +1

      Jess Phillips, the MP, corrected her maiden speech to contain Mom, rather than Mum. A midlands thing too.

    • @QuinsTechCorner
      @QuinsTechCorner 5 років тому +4

      yell do what a fuckin' tell ya Robert (yorkshire accent)

  • @97channel
    @97channel 6 років тому +39

    Reminds me of the Wile E coyote opening up a little tiny umbrella above his head to protect himself from a falling boulder the size of a family car.

  • @bigjoeangel
    @bigjoeangel 10 років тому +74

    Should just be " When you hear the attack siren, say goodbye to your loved ones and take your suicide pill".

    • @BootyBot
      @BootyBot 10 років тому +16

      lol right? otherwise prepare to die from radiation sickness or return to the stone age if you live and give birth to babies with two heads and pulsing blood sockets for eyes.

    • @abuvdemize6183
      @abuvdemize6183 6 років тому +6

      Fuck the pill I’ll just stand outside and let the blast take me

    • @ratter7106
      @ratter7106 6 років тому +3

      Fang Otaku nah, that would be painful. Me, I'm gonna take a suicide pill

    • @adamv4951
      @adamv4951 6 років тому +7

      The blast may be far enough away just to give you first degree burns and the next 24 hours you die a most horrible and painful death mixed with severe radiation sickness from direct exposure to the gamma rays. Might rethink that strategy.

    • @alissabethlamb4808
      @alissabethlamb4808 6 років тому +1

      Honestly? If a nuclear hit actually ever happened, that's your best bet

  • @chickpea
    @chickpea 2 роки тому +38

    16:53 He says: "WHEN you need them" instead of "IF you need it" it's a really subtle but scary choice of wording.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 2 роки тому +1

      Man this is terrifying. Imagine if America and Russia really had set off the bombs.
      It was the 70s, they didn't have half the stuff that could save you back then.

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea 2 роки тому +1

      @@shadow_shine3578 Honestly I just hope it keeps being that way in the future...
      I already lived to see a pandemic, not looking forward to seeing a nuclear war.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 2 роки тому

      @@chickpea same. Merry Christmas. No nuclear winter yet!

    • @grahamfisher5436
      @grahamfisher5436 Місяць тому

      If these started to appear on the TV..
      It would be because..
      A nuclear conflict was inevitable..

  • @lukabennett5802
    @lukabennett5802 10 років тому +33

    Considering the usefulness of these tips, I guess the one at 43:10 "Take cover in your inner refuge. And stay there." is more of a spiritual advice... :D