HITMAN VS Reality

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  • Опубліковано 14 чер 2023
  • I took a trip to Italy and compared Hitman to some very similar looking places in the Cinque-Terre region, and almost certainly NOT to look at all the disgusting statues they have out there.
    0:00 - What makes a Hitman level great?
    1:06 - ITALY
    2:54 - Hey this looks like Hitman
    4:55 - MOUNTAINS
    6:13 - Town's layout
    8:02 - CAVE
    8:26 - Conclusion
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  • @roncinephile
    @roncinephile Рік тому +835

    Can't imagine why someone who makes maps would be so interested in architecture and geometry.

    • @0Blueaura
      @0Blueaura Рік тому +20

      um, cause they make maps? 😳

    • @MelodyIV
      @MelodyIV Рік тому +3

      .... Faithful recreation?

    • @dddaavvviiiddd6800
      @dddaavvviiiddd6800 Рік тому +18

      @@0Blueaurathey’re being ironic

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond 8 місяців тому

      @@dddaavvviiiddd6800who is they?

  • @stealth7609
    @stealth7609 Рік тому +91

    Ok i can wait 37 hours here

    • @AtomicSpeedFT
      @AtomicSpeedFT Рік тому +3

      I will not sleep until I see this video

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Рік тому +3

      ​@@AtomicSpeedFT freeman you fool!

    • @eldarlrd
      @eldarlrd Рік тому +1

      Same, it's cozy

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper Рік тому

      Is it out yet?

    • @goodguygood
      @goodguygood Рік тому

      We are a bit closer. But not yet, he still gotta prime the fans. 🎉

  • @Bebop313
    @Bebop313 Рік тому +249

    How to make a vacation to Italy a tax write off 101

  • @uwunora
    @uwunora Рік тому +493

    If anyone is interested in something similar, he did a video comparing CSGO map de_castle to the real castle it was based upon

    • @KFCjanitor740
      @KFCjanitor740 Рік тому +5

      What's the video name?

    • @peril3524
      @peril3524 Рік тому +38

      @@KFCjanitor740 de_castle VS da castle

    • @villus9384
      @villus9384 Рік тому +24

      His brother made that one I’m pretty sure

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir Рік тому

      Thanks for the tip

    • @rawr4444
      @rawr4444 Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/D6subWa8hq0/v-deo.html

  • @moocowVAL
    @moocowVAL Рік тому +110

    almost 2 minutes straight of phallic vulgarity had me cracking up

  • @Sevastous
    @Sevastous Рік тому +20

    This has gotta be the most British response to Renaissance Art Ever

    • @Narcan885
      @Narcan885 9 місяців тому

      Truly. Covering envy under so many layers of sardonic jokes

  • @themuse321
    @themuse321 Рік тому +81

    Fun fact: just under the golf ball in Sapienza theres a hidden mine bugged underground and if you shoot it just the right way it explodes! Killing one of the characters you need to assassinate.

    • @Virgil-Arcanum
      @Virgil-Arcanum Рік тому +7

      That actually isn't a bug! It's a trigger for when you use the explosive golf ball found in the safe room in order to detonate!

    • @TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl
      @TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl Рік тому +1

      @@Virgil-Arcanum But if you can use that trigger, even if you dont use the explosive golf ball, isnt that a bug?

    • @Virgil-Arcanum
      @Virgil-Arcanum Рік тому

      @@TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl less of a bug and more of a misplaced hitbox. Still funny tho

    • @JukaDominator
      @JukaDominator Рік тому +2

      Is there one in Italy too?

  • @olzhas1one755
    @olzhas1one755 Рік тому +373

    Once again Phillip provides the most entertaining content on UA-cam.

  • @BaIlincat43
    @BaIlincat43 Рік тому +7

    I'ma get the pink pink pink pink ice cream

  • @YTnamesAreBS
    @YTnamesAreBS Рік тому +43

    8:12 The woman just wanted a nice photo in front of the cave and then Philip comes with his slightly too big backpack and bombs the photo lol. She then turns around like "bro wtf?"

    • @67hoursAndCounting
      @67hoursAndCounting Рік тому +5

      I was frantically searching the comments to see if anyone else noticed this! thank you!!

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 Рік тому +4

      he is just like the agent 47

  • @bountyhunter9254
    @bountyhunter9254 Рік тому +59

    Only 36 hours left! The hype is killing me

    • @KFCjanitor740
      @KFCjanitor740 Рік тому +9

      Until what?

    • @Kowuka
      @Kowuka Рік тому +2

      Until?

    • @afos88
      @afos88 Рік тому +4

      @@KFCjanitor740 The premiere of this video

    • @willbob6098
      @willbob6098 Рік тому +1

      And we weren't disappointed! Superb documentary 👌

  • @bay0r
    @bay0r Рік тому +30

    reminds me of the story of cs_italy where the original map makers were asked wether they were inspired by a specific city and people went to look for real lifes places. but one of the makers said: "it was just from the american point of view." so completely out of imagination, what an italian city could look like

  • @jmanting6889
    @jmanting6889 Рік тому +197

    This may be the best ever 2kliksphilip video in existence. Couldn't stop laughing the entire time

  • @Lambullghini
    @Lambullghini Рік тому +14

    Seriously underrated soundtracks from the original games, glad to hear you used one here.

  • @Mooshimoca
    @Mooshimoca Рік тому +5

    When I was there in real life at that church, there was a freak wave that wiped out 20 people on the pier sending them into the water, one person had to be driven off in an ambulance.

  • @Thirteen13551355
    @Thirteen13551355 Рік тому +15

    Your final sentence about the mountains carries a really strange, melancholic and almost depressing undertone. It's great.

  • @Timonius93
    @Timonius93 Рік тому +1

    This video is absolute perfection. Great mix of humor and random interesting facts. The combination of the B-roll and the script was 👌. Also much appreciated all the talk about phalli.

  • @anankuek4650
    @anankuek4650 Рік тому +1

    I love how the video is editted, all the transitions are so satisfying!!!

  • @derekhearst
    @derekhearst Рік тому +1

    I love these types of videos, thanks for the content philip!

  • @PanMan47
    @PanMan47 Рік тому +1

    I subscribed for door stuck, I really wasn’t expecting you to cover my absolute favorite game! Awesome

  • @wintermute5974
    @wintermute5974 Рік тому +12

    Sapienza is an amazing level. One of the things that I think sets it apart from a lot of the other (still very good) labyrinthian levels is that it manages to be both confusing and directed at the same time. All the narrow, winding streets and stacked terraces create the impression of a labyrinth and can confusing the first time you're exploring them, but the way the whole level slopes towards the sea means that you quickly become able to orient yourself, long before you've played the level enough to start memorizing all the little landmarks. Compare that to something like Mumbai, which also deliberately creates the impression of a labyrinth but doesn't give you the same easy way to orientate yourself. Still a good level, but not as smooth to get used to or fall in love with.

  • @MyW0
    @MyW0 Рік тому

    This is one of the funniest commentaries you made so far and most informative! I love videos that made me choke my drink a bit. Keep at it !!

  • @notapplicable7292
    @notapplicable7292 Рік тому +67

    I really love that map, had no idea it was based on a real place!

    • @dazerrazer3018
      @dazerrazer3018 Рік тому +11

      the video isnt even out

    • @RandomBruh
      @RandomBruh Рік тому +10

      I really love that map, had no idea it was based

    • @Safetytrousers
      @Safetytrousers Рік тому

      All the Hitman levels take inspiration from real places.

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir Рік тому

      I really love that map, had no idea

  • @goodguygood
    @goodguygood Рік тому +14

    Explains all the travel videos honestly

  • @mkultra1740
    @mkultra1740 Рік тому +1

    fuck dude, the silent assassin OST brings back so many good memories. thanks for that. best hitman game out there

  • @nitnurray
    @nitnurray Рік тому

    Great video! It's always good when you release one.

  • @dtPlaythroughs
    @dtPlaythroughs Рік тому +15

    Surprised haven't covered Hitman more. Seems like such a Phillip game!

  • @Trilobittersweet
    @Trilobittersweet Рік тому +2

    Amazing and absolutely hilarious video! One of your best. I love videos comparing videogames to real life.

  • @FoxenAround
    @FoxenAround Рік тому

    thank you for tweeting about your videos! i wouldn’t have been notified without it

  • @hmarKus9
    @hmarKus9 Рік тому +2

    Like always, pumping out the most genuine content you can find on UA-cam. Thank you Philip!

  • @niam.
    @niam. Рік тому

    awesome video phillip, the tangent on ancient greece randomly was extremely captivating. :)

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock Рік тому +2

    How to write off your holiday as a tax deduction: expert mode.

  • @fandance7815
    @fandance7815 Рік тому +1

    loved that transition at 6:57

  • @un1d
    @un1d Рік тому

    I literally went to all the places you showed in your video, surreal to see all these places I’ve visited IRL in your videos

  • @SprayNpreyT
    @SprayNpreyT Рік тому

    Thanks! I chuckled all along the video

  • @Summanis
    @Summanis Рік тому +1

    Kliksphilip warned us this would be coming. More please!

  • @-austinfelts
    @-austinfelts Рік тому +1

    I am so sad to have missed the premiere. What a ride.

  • @louishazelwood
    @louishazelwood Рік тому

    Great video!

  • @kubilay8620
    @kubilay8620 Рік тому +1

    6:57 Now that's a really good transistion!

  • @Joubles
    @Joubles Рік тому +1

    THe whole italy bit made me laugh so hard XDD

  • @hopec297
    @hopec297 Рік тому +2

    I can't wait for the sleepover test

  • @Grimm-hb7ek
    @Grimm-hb7ek Рік тому +1

    As an Italian his town pronunciations have me wanting to commit sudoku💀

  • @j100j
    @j100j 6 місяців тому

    This is honestly amazing. I have no idea why I didn't get the notification.

  • @tlita93
    @tlita93 Рік тому

    Hilarious and really interesting.. Great content mate, honestly. 🙂

  • @aircraft2
    @aircraft2 Рік тому +2

    Just Cause 3 did an amazing job at capturing the Italian vibe. If you haven't played that game, check it out.

  • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
    @TheCatOfWarCSGO Рік тому +3

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @Shopwood100
    @Shopwood100 Рік тому

    Great stuff

  • @Fabi4Berlin
    @Fabi4Berlin Рік тому

    I just love this video

  • @alexanderf.5288
    @alexanderf.5288 Рік тому +1

    Omg what a great video so fresh

  • @bat_milku
    @bat_milku Рік тому

    i absolutely love this video!

  • @teensuicide9103
    @teensuicide9103 Рік тому

    Masterpiece video

  • @jeffhyo1220
    @jeffhyo1220 Рік тому

    this is already awesome

  • @GeorgeTheDinoGuy
    @GeorgeTheDinoGuy Рік тому

    I’m hyped for this

  • @Rally_Vincent
    @Rally_Vincent 10 місяців тому

    that ending was so perfect

  • @videogiocatore3
    @videogiocatore3 Рік тому +8

    I'm Italian. Please do not harm us :(

    • @luschmiedt1071
      @luschmiedt1071 Рік тому +3

      Isn't this video already a declaration of war to the Italian language 😂

    • @SoutheastSam3
      @SoutheastSam3 Рік тому +4

      @@luschmiedt1071 The Cinque Terra pronunciation lol

    • @videogiocatore3
      @videogiocatore3 Рік тому

      @@SoutheastSam3 that hurt

  • @leerypixel
    @leerypixel Рік тому

    Its so cool to see this video I went to literly the same places with my day last summer, like literly the same places even up to the mountains.
    Fun video👍

  • @xBINARYGODx
    @xBINARYGODx Рік тому +2

    the only non-shitty use of "no homo" perhaps ever

  • @TreeFrogOnATree
    @TreeFrogOnATree Рік тому

    looking forward to this one :D

  • @qaisjp
    @qaisjp 10 місяців тому

    Would love some more Hitman content!

  • @SmileAndWave
    @SmileAndWave Рік тому

    Great video

  • @michaelkitchin9665
    @michaelkitchin9665 Рік тому +1

    I love stuff like this. When I went to San Francisco I was chuffed to realise those three Tony Hawk levels are pretty damn accurate.

  • @bountyhunter9254
    @bountyhunter9254 Рік тому

    25 hours!! I’m dying of excite

  • @IceX92
    @IceX92 Рік тому

    That outro is just Chef's Kiss 😚🤌

  • @TheMafiaReal
    @TheMafiaReal Рік тому +4

    This is ironic as hell, I’m Litterally in Vernazza right now. Good timing!

    • @jarate8076
      @jarate8076 Рік тому

      wrong person sorry

    • @csubliminal1122
      @csubliminal1122 Рік тому +1

      I was about to comment “wait what I know somebody who is there right now too that’s so weird” lmao

    • @GrizonII
      @GrizonII Рік тому +1

      I’m not in Vernazza but it’s still funny to me that this was uploaded while I’m in Italy for the first time.

    • @TheMafiaReal
      @TheMafiaReal Рік тому +1

      @@csubliminal1122 hey this guy looks familiar

    • @prebenjaeger
      @prebenjaeger Рік тому

      That's not irony.

  • @pixel690
    @pixel690 Рік тому +2

    2:02 lmao the fact that it could have been father and son even

  • @MariaCDser
    @MariaCDser Рік тому

    The end is beauty

  • @user-sl4th2pu1z
    @user-sl4th2pu1z 10 місяців тому

    scene where Hitman assembling weapon just killed me 🤣

  • @Drummaniac17
    @Drummaniac17 Рік тому +3

    I really did not expect all of the penis discussion in this video. Well done as always, Phillip!

  • @ironpainting1210
    @ironpainting1210 Рік тому

    My favorite UA-camr and video game franchise, fuck yeah

  • @Gam3Junkie
    @Gam3Junkie 10 місяців тому

    Blood Money is my favorite Hitman game and I've played it for countless hours on both PC and the 360 back in the day.
    Never knew you could shoot out the pool thing :-(
    I've missed out on the joy of seeing people falling to their deaths.

  • @KirionF
    @KirionF Рік тому

    That Hitman 2: Silent Assassin ost is bringing me back. I really want a remaster

  • @DukeDukeGo
    @DukeDukeGo Рік тому +1

    I think I figured out why _I_ like Sapienza so much
    the tiny streets, underground tunnels & ruins remind me of a town near where I live. It's more medival than antique and not in Italy, the church is bigger than ingame, but there is a spooky bone chamber
    A friend of mine's family lives in a mansion there that is maybe a bit smaller than the Caruso mansion. only they make wine underground and not viruses

  • @iratepirate3896
    @iratepirate3896 Рік тому +1

    This video has just made me realise despite playing it dozens of times I have barely even seen 60% of Sapienza

  • @yourcommander3412
    @yourcommander3412 Рік тому

    Cool , sleek - aerodynamic bald assassin.

  • @sirR34FX
    @sirR34FX Рік тому +1

    I recently got water stuck behind my right eardrum. Meaning I'm not allowed to use headphones (doctor's orders)... So there I was, thinking "oh, this video. I can play this video on my tv speakers and not have to worry about too many naughty words or nudity."
    Phillip you madman. What have you done. And why have you done it in this exact video that I played on full volume on a 4k tv that everyone in my house had a view of.

  • @FehimFabianZ
    @FehimFabianZ Рік тому

    Nice video

  • @ACGamingST
    @ACGamingST Рік тому

    og hitman 2 music had me tear up

  • @aBucketOfPuppies
    @aBucketOfPuppies Рік тому

    I kinda wished your initial description of Italy's beauty would just go on forever

  • @CeschiArt
    @CeschiArt Рік тому

    Literally what i would do if i had a YT channel would be doing this type of videos comparison by going on location

  • @owltaku5757
    @owltaku5757 Рік тому

    It feels surreal when you actually see a place that you first saw in a video game

  • @cappo1178
    @cappo1178 Рік тому

    I like this content!

  • @CarlRayanitch
    @CarlRayanitch Рік тому

    "where was i? Ahh Hitman." lmfao

  • @act22034
    @act22034 Рік тому +7

    Oh yeah time to play hitman in the real world!

  • @overdarkproduction
    @overdarkproduction Рік тому +1

    I went to Amalfi because of this game. Very lovely.

  • @AsianGordon
    @AsianGordon Рік тому

    Honestly? The PinkPinkPinkPink ice cream loooks really good. I might want some PinkPinkPinkPink ice cream too.

  • @Najtin
    @Najtin Рік тому

    I LOVE THIS

  • @JQSHl
    @JQSHl Рік тому

    My deaf ass has been spoiled by the kliks subtitles, its an understandable shame that not all of these videos are subtitled

  • @drk_blood
    @drk_blood Рік тому

    Ok the end is epic 😂

  • @mazekart4972
    @mazekart4972 Рік тому

    2:47 Amalfi this name brings me good memories from Gran Turismo 4 :)

  • @BassFlapper
    @BassFlapper Рік тому +2

    Can we see you visit more Hitman locations IRL?

  • @kaPaURL
    @kaPaURL Рік тому

    Most accurate describtion of Italy ever.

  • @8Dbaybled8D
    @8Dbaybled8D 11 місяців тому

    the hitman level "Hawke's Bay" is taken directly from the film Roman Polanski film "The Ghost Writer". They only changed the interior of the house and everything else is verbatim

  • @UmbrellaGent
    @UmbrellaGent Рік тому +5

    The least horny 2kliksphilip video

  • @JunjiItoDougWalker
    @JunjiItoDougWalker Рік тому

    I was planning to go in October. Weird that you beat me to it!

  • @KalkuehlGaming
    @KalkuehlGaming Рік тому +2

    It feels like italy changed philip. It changed him to be more brittish than he was before.
    The amount of perverted jokes exceedes all of hour expectations and I like it.

  • @yoimsecond
    @yoimsecond Рік тому

    ahhh it's going to be just as I leave work

  • @nisargu5300
    @nisargu5300 Рік тому +2

    I love Hitman and Sapienza is my happy place. Everything in this video is great except the way he pronounces Cinque Terre, which is kind of criminal.

  • @coconoisette
    @coconoisette Рік тому +1

    Fun fact (and I'm just sharing a fact i think other people will find interesting here, no negativity, love the video ok bye): Sapienza is my least favorite level of hitman 1. And I'm thinking, maybe it's because I'm mediteranean and already way too used to that style of houses and streets that it doesn't feel like an exploration at all?

  • @tommyvercettygt
    @tommyvercettygt Рік тому +1

    In my opinion this level was set on the "costiera amalfitana" location in italy near Naples, like Poistano, go look for yourself the drone view of that place, it's stunning how it's similar to that place

  • @TheMeccio
    @TheMeccio Рік тому

    Man, you were HERE?? I would've loved to meet up!!

    • @Rockden
      @Rockden Рік тому

      Same 😔 Italy meet up when??