my favorite part is that Griffin's 2008 mii is inherently unrecognizable but justin hasn't aged since 1999 so his just looks like his constant beautiful self
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also make 100% of the shots you don't take. These are both what is called "vacuously true" in logic. (You can basically ascribe any property to all the members of the empty set, and it will be a true statement. It's sorta like "if 3 is an even number then the moon is made out of cheese." Since 3 is not an even number, that statement doesn't assert anything about the material makeup of the moon. If the antecedent is always false, then you haven't made any claims about the consequent.) EDIT just to add that this depends a bit on how you define "shot you don't take." I would say that "it's a shot that you didn't shoot," so you have "all shots that are not a shot," which is an empty set.
Hey, boys, I'm gonna need you to imagine the real life counterpart to the fucking hellish sports creature you just created. Picture this: some hulking form of a woman comes ambling down an alleyway towards you. She gets closer. For a minute, you have the thought of, "hey, wow, her face parts are real small and close together". She gets closer. Dawning realisation creeps into your mind. Those face parts aren't real. A falsity to throw off predator and prey alike. The eyes are snuffling, gaping nostril holes. The nose is an enlarged mole. The mouth is a constant smirk. Wind blows and ruffles her hair. Hidden beneath bangs, you see two icy blue eyes staring at you. The end is nigh.
I saw turbovicki several times in many mii things where you could get community miis. i was always so confused by her face. Her face is burned into my mind. I remember thinking her favorite color was boring. She beat me in biking every time. This makes no sense, because my wii broke last summer. I am so confused. Why do i remember her so vividly when the time frame doesn't match up?
This further proves the theory of Boys made in the monster factory: little mischievous trash men Girls made in the monster factory: powerful reality bending gods
I think the two best parts of the Monster Factory videos are this: - When you finally see the 'monster' coming to it's final form, what they should look like from the thumbnails and you're like "YES THAT'S THEM YES YES YES" - When they're spitballing names and one finally sticks and you get that second wind of "YES THAT'S THEM YES YES YES"
i've seen this video like 4 times, and every time the way he says "this is the og wii" and then immediately starts talking about how he's playing on the wiiu which he transferred his data from his 2008 wii onto i lose my mind. i feel like the first 1 minute and 30 seconds of the video take place in a different reality than the rest. please someone explain
16:15 after watching this, just so many times, i still can't get over how some mysterious secret mii shows up and deletes griffin, and then they promptly never talk about it again. is this some known bug with the game or something? were justin and griffin trying to teach us that sometimes the real monster is the friends who delete you along the way?
I’ll be lame, when a Mii registered for Wii Sports is deleted, there’s just a silhouette. When you press it you can transfer that deleted Mii’s data to a new Mii that hasn’t been registered. Since Griffin’s already registered, he can’t be transferred pre-existing data. Or the sport was too much for one entity idk
15:26 wow! i had to pause for a second and look up how they managed to get Miyamoto-san to guest voice this. They really do a perfect impression of Miyamoto's trademark british accent
There's a possible link to the whole Car Boys Arg going on right now, especially with the CGI animated yesterday featuring an annotation discussing Pigeons, and the fact that the pigeon is a car in the game.
25:10 I was telling my friends about how funny this scene was while we were getting ready to play the same game, how he somehow managed to miss every single one. I then proceeded to miss EVERY SINGLE SHOT I TOOK.
Okay, I know the video title is Wii Resorts or whatever, but listen. Mario Kart has Mii functionality. Imagine it, Vicki and Cheney on the Kooptucky Derby, going head to head. I think Mario Party 8 has it, too. That'd be a riot. What other games, who knows? Who even played a Wii, almost no one. All I know is that I wanna see Turbovicki as a planet on the Galaxy profile select screen.
Me: Dang, I'm not feeling v good today *Watches an episode of Monster Factory that I've seen many times before* Me: Oh yeah boi there's that sweet sweet serotonin :D
These were pretty tame compared to the horrible menagerie of mii mutants my kids have brought into this world. They once made an army of a hundred bug people clones and set them loose on the miiverse. On the other hand my kids aren't funny. My favorite mii looked exactly like Walter Sobchak. He sucked at bowling.
I found you because Jon Sudano said Smash Mouth are 'good good boys', and someone commented saying do you like Griffin Mcelroy. So I googled you and found this. It's hilarious. Subbed
every time I click on a monster factory, car boys, or nuzlocke video, I ask myself: what do these beautiful boys have in store for me today? The answer is always the same. Godlike perfection.
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney Mortal enemies! TurboVicki shows off her skills Does she have enough to pay the bills Vicki faces off -- against Cole What he doesn't know is that she's super swole! TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney Mortal enemies! TurboVicki shoots some arrows at stuff Misses the target, lands one in the rough She hears the cliff go "ow!" and now she sees That, in disguise, was Dick Cheney! TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney Mortal enemies! Now it is Dick's time to shine He throws some frisbees in a line His dog looks a little pissed off at him And that gets super under Cheney's skin! TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney Mortal enemies! TurboVicki shoots some hoops "Kobe," she yells, and with a hoot, Leaps in the air, the crowd roars And she a-cheives the high score! TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney TurboVicki and Dick Cheney Mortal enemies! *sick guitar solo* JUST LIKE BART!
"look at the dog shaking that festive little tookus" i LOVE it when justin says words out of his mouth
felis vulpes Griffin tho! "OH MIAMOTO-SAN, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE!"
felis vulpes So cute.
22:51
God same
Precious one he is.
my favorite part is that Griffin's 2008 mii is inherently unrecognizable but justin hasn't aged since 1999 so his just looks like his constant beautiful self
Griffin is Forever
Justin is a vampire
@@altdelet3778 he's dracula
@@quartzillionknight6749 Instead of sucking blood he makes people laugh
@@quartzillionknight6749 not Dracula, he is Count Donut
ah yes i love the mcelroy brothers
-griffin
-justin
*_-bart_*
Trav is crying rn bc of this 😿😿👁👄👁
pigeon
@@riggs4957 good
@@asmrtpop2676 literally whats peoples problem with him, did I miss something?
@@EverTheFractal because he is a pretender who tries to take the place of the one true Bart
I keep forgetting that Turbovicki's face is not a face.
"You can see the blinkers through the hat meat," was honestly more than I could handle as a human being
Came here looking for exactly this comment.
I love hat meat, it’s so good
It's like one of those moths that have fake eyes on their wings to scare off predators.
L A M P
Thicc Bear
ᴸ ᴬ ᴹ ᴾ ?
löömp
*_L A M P_*
lemp
It took me too long to realize that Justin and Griffin are the real monsters.
oh my god
I mean, they do gestate and give birth to all the monsters, so genetically speaking, it makes sense.
They're the monsters we made along the way 💝
they're the real monsters for still using Skype in 2016
@@whatr0 they still use it lol
Griffin's voice as Dick Cheney is one of the best things I've heard from him
"THE OLD WHIRLYBIIRRRRRD!"
bravetherainbow YOU HAVE TO EXPECT THE BOUNCE DOG
THERE’S TOO MANY CRABS OUT HERE
WHAT ARE THESE CALLED I HATE ALL THESE VERY SMALL ROCKS
SOMEBODY GET THESE BALLOONS OUT OF HERE I'M ALLERGIC TO LATEX!
GIVE ME THAT SPORTS BALL! I’M GOING TO THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE!
*"THIS DOGS GETTING OVERHEATED!"*
I appreciate how easily Turbovicki fluctuates between cute and horrifying.
FefnirMasamune finally, a character the average gurl can relate to
you miss 100% of the shots you dont make. sometimes you also miss 100% of the shots you do make
"-- wayne gretzky" -- michael scott
catapult Capuchin @me
it's at 666 and i don't want to like it and ruin the number haha
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,
but you also make 100% of the shots you don't take.
These are both what is called "vacuously true" in logic.
(You can basically ascribe any property to all the members of the empty set, and it will be a true statement. It's sorta like "if 3 is an even number then the moon is made out of cheese." Since 3 is not an even number, that statement doesn't assert anything about the material makeup of the moon. If the antecedent is always false, then you haven't made any claims about the consequent.)
EDIT just to add that this depends a bit on how you define "shot you don't take." I would say that "it's a shot that you didn't shoot," so you have "all shots that are not a shot," which is an empty set.
Years and years later the
“Ok now come on…”
“No- now YOU come on!”
Hits every time. Such extreme littlest brother energy
Hey, boys, I'm gonna need you to imagine the real life counterpart to the fucking hellish sports creature you just created. Picture this: some hulking form of a woman comes ambling down an alleyway towards you. She gets closer. For a minute, you have the thought of, "hey, wow, her face parts are real small and close together". She gets closer. Dawning realisation creeps into your mind. Those face parts aren't real. A falsity to throw off predator and prey alike. The eyes are snuffling, gaping nostril holes. The nose is an enlarged mole. The mouth is a constant smirk. Wind blows and ruffles her hair. Hidden beneath bangs, you see two icy blue eyes staring at you. The end is nigh.
hot
i'd ask her out
Anglerfish
The end of your career as an olympic gold medalist, that is.
Still a big woman
I'm so sad that they didn't have a little screen down the bottom corner showing IRL Griffin using the Wiimote while doing his commentary
they do but you need to sign up to UA-cam Red to see it
UltraRobbie I'll be right on it
bravetherainbow that was a joke and i hope to god you knew it was
UltraRobbie yeah so was my reply lol
thanks for being considerate and clarifying though
bravetherainbow I played myself
I saw turbovicki several times in many mii things where you could get community miis. i was always so confused by her face. Her face is burned into my mind. I remember thinking her favorite color was boring. She beat me in biking every time. This makes no sense, because my wii broke last summer. I am so confused. Why do i remember her so vividly when the time frame doesn't match up?
Turbovicki escaped the constraints of linear time to blurse us with the gift of her presence.
@@Blattella bLURSE
faroshscale blurse
This further proves the theory of
Boys made in the monster factory: little mischievous trash men
Girls made in the monster factory: powerful reality bending gods
The Final Pam is now breaking out other monsters
the entire basketball section almost made me laugh a hole in my esophagus.
I think the two best parts of the Monster Factory videos are this:
- When you finally see the 'monster' coming to it's final form, what they should look like from the thumbnails and you're like "YES THAT'S THEM YES YES YES"
- When they're spitballing names and one finally sticks and you get that second wind of "YES THAT'S THEM YES YES YES"
Most relatable comment ever, you are my friend now lol
*its. No apostrophe
it's been years and griffin's "good gOD what's the d e a l?" after missing every single shot is still the funniest goddamn thing
Gets me every time. Especially the defeated “larry bird.” on the last shot haha.
7:45 "You can see the blinkers through the hat meat." --Griffin Mcelroy
Elanor Jorgensen I read your comment right when he said it.
That has to be one of my favorite Griffin-isms of all time, it's such a wild turn of phrase and it brings me untold delight
i can't believe i just spent astonishing 5 minutes on google trying to figure out what dick cheney's favourite colour is
i did find out that his favourite food is spaghetti tho
+draculol ur doing gods work my guy
I know this comment is 8 months old, but apparently it's black, according to some weird website I found. :P
i've seen this video like 4 times, and every time the way he says "this is the og wii" and then immediately starts talking about how he's playing on the wiiu which he transferred his data from his 2008 wii onto i lose my mind. i feel like the first 1 minute and 30 seconds of the video take place in a different reality than the rest. please someone explain
I think he means he's playing an OG Wii game, but on a Wii U console.
Put a wii brain in a wiiu - I was v confused for the longest time too
The Wii U has a backwards compatible "Wii mode" that emulates a wii/wii menu for playing older games
M EEEEE
lmao thank you for this, it drove me insane too I’m so glad it was already solved
im about to perform midsummer nights dream. 27 minutes ago i was nervous. now my stage fright and crippling anxiety are cured.
Break a leg or two.
thanks my dude. im playing puck and last night we fucked up real good
hope it's going well!
Are you horse after delivering all of your lines?
break a leg!!!
16:15 after watching this, just so many times, i still can't get over how some mysterious secret mii shows up and deletes griffin, and then they promptly never talk about it again. is this some known bug with the game or something? were justin and griffin trying to teach us that sometimes the real monster is the friends who delete you along the way?
Pigeon strikes fear in my heart to this day 😅
I’ll be lame, when a Mii registered for Wii Sports is deleted, there’s just a silhouette. When you press it you can transfer that deleted Mii’s data to a new Mii that hasn’t been registered. Since Griffin’s already registered, he can’t be transferred pre-existing data.
Or the sport was too much for one entity idk
"Gimme that sportsball, I'm gonna throw it in the garbage"
I'm crying.
Michael Blandino He sounds like...
"THATS THE TRASH CAN.
FEEL FREE TO VISIT IT ANYTIME. NYEH HEH HEH!!"
Pigeon is my favorite character to ever be on monster factory, rip pigeon
Car Boys crossover confirmed.
She returned in the adventure zone
pidgeon escaped the miiverse to join the pine guard
Every single piece of McElroy content is intrinsically linked to every other. In this essay,
I love you too btw I'm back from the store
You boys gotta stop putting yourself in legal hot water with those Bart replicas, I don't want Monster Factory to end with you two in prison
But it really does look just like Bart though
yeah at least make them a little off
it looks just like Bart is the thing
@@weaouw xx
Toe to tip
monster factory is the best series on youtube
water is wet
Fire is hot
birds fly
Car Boys though
the sun rises everyday. please say more things that are obvious.
The arthur reference is literally just the second reference i understood out of the like 6 videos ive seen o urs, yall go ham w that obscurity
are you perchance a youngin
15:26 wow! i had to pause for a second and look up how they managed to get Miyamoto-san to guest voice this. They really do a perfect impression of Miyamoto's trademark british accent
great job guys, just like miyamoto!
Toe to tip, that's a Miyamoto
take it to the bank boys, this ones just like miyamoto
just like miyamoto
He and will wright grew up together and dreamed of making games
“very big, for- ready for sport.”
“very powerful, powerful body.”
“big powerful body.”
i wish it was acceptable to write dialogue like this
It absolutely is acceptable to write dialogue like this. In fact, it is encouraged.
@@jaydenapollo5337 it is not just encouraged, it is in fact, enforced.
big beautiful buick enclave
"Who is Pigeon?"
Me, thinking about Amnesty: *hyperventilating*
Outdated Meme at first i was thinking haha Pigeon form amnesty :) but then i was thinking Pigeon from amnesty :’(
i was thinkin bout my cat her name is pidgeon.
oh my god i keep forgetting these are the same people who made taz
I love Turbovicki. She is so powerful, yet so real. So human.
oh so that’s what we’re calling human now?
me, with water sloshed halfway down my front like a fool baby: at some point I'll remember to stop trying to eat or drink during Monster Factory
i want to know more about the mysterious pigeon and the disappearance of griffin's mii
Griffin came back, but we will never know who or what pigeon was, or what its purpose was. (My theory is a cleverly-disguised Final Pam)
There's a possible link to the whole Car Boys Arg going on right now, especially with the CGI animated yesterday featuring an annotation discussing Pigeons, and the fact that the pigeon is a car in the game.
Oh man, if Busto 2.0 was just a red herring so that no one would suspect the Pigeon insurrection.
Calvin In The Afternoon dang well done for noticing that connection
Griffin stole Pidgeon from Mii Channel, took her to Kepler, West Virginia
Honestly I was in tears when Griffin was just messing with the motion controls with the paddle.
Only reason you got 0 points in B-Ball was because you didn't try "Shaq Attack!"
Microfoot wasn't shaq bad a free throws?
Yeah, but he could still Shazam it into the hoop.
But Shaq was beaten by Aaron Carter!
That was only a dream sequence, it's non-canon.
I have never; ever seen anyone have that much trouble with the basketball game
GreyRush I have literally never scored a point in that game!
"shaking that festive little tuckus" is my new motto for Hanukkah 2016
Let's keep this alive for Hanukkah 2022
the entire basket ball sequence KILLS ME
EVERY TIME
“knee-high to a frog? three apples high?” was so fucking good
"this is the OG Wii, not Wii U"
>wii u menu icon on main screen
not a minute later
“this is my wii u that i transferred my data to”
i think he meant the software
25:10 I was telling my friends about how funny this scene was while we were getting ready to play the same game, how he somehow managed to miss every single one.
I then proceeded to miss EVERY SINGLE SHOT I TOOK.
Ok. The most underrated part of this video has to be Griffin's insistence on calling him Dickolas Cheney.
"i love my shorts but i hate my dog"
They got rid of the hair and I almost screamed in pure fear
GONNA CATCH THAT JUICY JAAM WAVE
I'm riding this totally tubular Jaam board!
*BACKPACK WHERE HE KEEPS HIS APPLESAUCE*
finn ! toe to tip, looks like jaa'm!
The thing that's Kind of freaking me out right now is he looks exactly like Dick Cheney
im fucking crying her face looks like the shrug emoji
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zader Rilune Hey! It's you again! Also, OH MAI GAD YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
griffin: *british accent* hello!
justin: *very hesitant british accent* ...hello-
Him shouting Kobe isn’t the same anymore 😞😞😞
The name "turbovicki" is very reminiscent of the name "final pam"....
Keaton it’s her daughter right lol
i can't believe the final pam killed her own daughter
Final pam and fixit felix had a baby and it is turbovicki
the mcelboys have a thing for strong female characters
extremely strong female characters. just upsettingly powerful female characters. all-star pitcher randy johnson comes to mind
I can’t believe we’ve all just moved on from the fact that pigeon took Griffin.
Turbovicki has what Tyra would call a six- or seven-head.
No, that's twice a forehead. Not a head under an eighthead.
Hunter E No it's a 12-head
17:20 you can catch a little glimpse of Mii Griffen in the background chillin with the boys by the pool
"what happened to eyes?!" oh fuck it is exactly Dark Souls
I swear they got the Junker a few times.
it's just like dark souls
Take it to the bank, boys, this one's just like Dark Souls
***** lol
bravetherainbow .,csaweru
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Touch the Ja'am inside your mind with your power triangle!
Power triangle for his apple sauce
Power triangle where he keeps his applesauce
c'mon and *s l a m*
@@casualcrisis6349 and welcome to the ja’am
Griffin: "Maybe he likes blue, cause maybe DIck Cheney's a BIG Sonic the Hedgehog cosplayer."
Justin, voice low and sensual: "Ohhh. I love that."
Should've called him Turbodicki
Zack Wheelhouse that's the ship name
They have a complicated love-hate relationship
Very Reylo-esque
i feel like you should know i almost blacked out because of how hard this made me laugh i fHXKSHDJSHD
bananasinfrench OH GOD NO
sometimes I just rewatch all the monster factory episodes...
Okay, I know the video title is Wii Resorts or whatever, but listen.
Mario Kart has Mii functionality. Imagine it, Vicki and Cheney on the Kooptucky Derby, going head to head.
I think Mario Party 8 has it, too. That'd be a riot. What other games, who knows? Who even played a Wii, almost no one.
All I know is that I wanna see Turbovicki as a planet on the Galaxy profile select screen.
See, the thing is, he does look a lot like bart
matt groening, in his youtube comment review, says "just like bart!"
Haylee Elizabeth “Toe to tip, that’s a bart.”
-Matt Groening, creator of the Simpsons.
TurboVicki dropping buckets For Kobe tonite
"You can see the blinkers through the hat meat."
what if taako's pocket spa is wii sports resort
New headcanon
kobe! kobe! jordan! buckets! kobe!
Griff you goofed up. You should have used a mustache as hair for the smaller face
"You can see the blinkers through the hat meat." When he said that I had to pause the video to really process each word.
Me: Dang, I'm not feeling v good today
*Watches an episode of Monster Factory that I've seen many times before*
Me: Oh yeah boi there's that sweet sweet serotonin :D
“knee-high to a frog? three apples high?” changed my life for the better
immediately thought of the bit at 25:36 when i heard the news yesterday... rip man :(
25:33 rip kobe this ones for you
My friend was showing me this bc I was at their house and I was crying and laughing silently,,
"This dog is overheating!! Cool off, bub!"
Turbovicki should've been my Halloween costume
... is that Ice-T in the background while they're playing table tennis?
'You can see the blinkers through the hat meat' is my favorite Griffin quote of all time.
I wish this video was like, six hours long
These were pretty tame compared to the horrible menagerie of mii mutants my kids have brought into this world. They once made an army of a hundred bug people clones and set them loose on the miiverse. On the other hand my kids aren't funny.
My favorite mii looked exactly like Walter Sobchak. He sucked at bowling.
"somebody get this balloons outta here, I'm allergic to latex" hahaha
wow! that bart simpson mii looks just like bart
Mo Mo tip to toe, just like Bart! Thats Bart!
I found you because Jon Sudano said Smash Mouth are 'good good boys', and someone commented saying do you like Griffin Mcelroy. So I googled you and found this. It's hilarious. Subbed
*Watch Car Boys The Series RIGHT NOW*
and please listen to my brother my brother and me, griffin justin and The Secret Third Brother travis's podcast. theyre a hilarious bunch of boys.
every time I click on a monster factory, car boys, or nuzlocke video, I ask myself: what do these beautiful boys have in store for me today? The answer is always the same. Godlike perfection.
Did not watch this four year old monster factory episode expecting to find out that it is Dick Cheney’s birthday, but here I am.
Griffin used this episode of monster factory to predict amnesty episode 28
I literally was looking for people talking about this because I'm losing my mind!!!
“Look at that dog, shaking that festive little tuchis” is ART
Oh my god. This is my first time watching Monster Factory and I cannot believe how hard I laughed. My heart hurts. Oh god I love this
25:35 came back as soon as a heard rip kobe
OK, they NEED to play Tomodachi Life now. It would be PERFECT.
Gordon Spamsay they don't play it on monster factory, but they do have a series called Tomadachi Survivor or something with Justin and Nick!
Griffen's Dick Cheney voice sounds like Squilliam Fancyson.....
"It looks like they made a live action Alvin and the Chipmunks and everyone hated it" Oh, so so close boys. It's actually Cats.
RIP Kobe
6 years down the line, turbovicki doing basketball the worst anyone's done it ever is still one of my all time favorite monster factory moments
no Travis mii? for shame!
Travis is Bart.
Honestly, this video couldn't have come at a greater time, I was just beginning to feel the crushing waves of a depressive episode coming in.
justin's "shut up" @ 0:25 is THE MOST sibling moment i've ever heard
there is nothing i want more than the video of griffin playing this
"I'm Vice President Rayman!" is one of my favorite quotes from this, personally
everytime i see a new monster factory I start crying tears of joy. thank you, you beautiful boys, for this blessing
My crippling anxiety is cured! But only while I'm watching this good content. Thank you miracle brothers!
kidna sad they hid the eye, one eye peaking out in the corner was perfect, where else was she gonna fire her sports beam from?
ah yes, back in the days where, not only was the wii u considered an upgrade to the wii, but toys r us still existed.
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
Mortal enemies!
TurboVicki shows off her skills
Does she have enough to pay the bills
Vicki faces off -- against Cole
What he doesn't know is that she's super swole!
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
Mortal enemies!
TurboVicki shoots some arrows at stuff
Misses the target, lands one in the rough
She hears the cliff go "ow!" and now she sees
That, in disguise, was Dick Cheney!
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
Mortal enemies!
Now it is Dick's time to shine
He throws some frisbees in a line
His dog looks a little pissed off at him
And that gets super under Cheney's skin!
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
Mortal enemies!
TurboVicki shoots some hoops
"Kobe," she yells, and with a hoot,
Leaps in the air, the crowd roars
And she a-cheives the high score!
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
TurboVicki and Dick Cheney
Mortal enemies!
*sick guitar solo*
JUST LIKE BART!
Toe to tip JUST LIKE BART
Hi, I know it’s been four years, but please know that I appreciate this so much
i'm deeply embarrassed by this but i am heartened to know that at least one person got joy out of it
My man named everyone in the NBA and still didn’t get one