I feel like it's entirely possible for Charles to have been married for 20 years, but nobody knows because he's the type of person that keeps his professional and personal life sealed from eachother like a steel vault door.
Also if anyone wants to make a multi hour loop of this for me to listen to while I sleep I would be forever in your debt (I can’t sleep without bg noise but most videos are insufferable to listen to)
The problem with videos like this is that they're only 11 minutes long. It doesn't help for sleep. Looping audio only helps me when the clip is 30mins+
@@eli8444 He's honestly horrifyingly good at whatever he does. If Charles existed IRL, anything he touched would turn to gold, like a Financial and Managerial Midas
I remember watching this every night when I was younger before I went to bed because it soothed me, I never knew why until I got into ASMR later in life
THAAAAAANK YOOOOUUU! I thought I was the only one getting ASMR vibes. I'm literally just chilling to this. The abrupt ending ruins it tho but I love this vid!
Knowing this and the shit he puts up with to manage Dethklok, I have a pet theory. Charles was a young metalhead in the 80s, a guitarist. He may have had a band that failed due to a shitty manager, or maybe his parents forced him to go to college. either way, he became a master manager, and supremely disciplined. So when he saw something special in Dethklok he swore that he would help them to become great.
@@tylerwhite9923 honestly can completely see that just somebody who got soo heavy fucked over by a manager or a label that he choose to never allow something like that to happen to anybody else ever again
This has been my go to video whenever I'm having an absolute mental breakdown for a while now. I never thought a socially awkward, cartoon workaholic would be holding my life together, but holy shit. The man just radiates calm. I know Brendan Small intended him to be an exaggerated version of a heartless business man, but he accidentally created the weirdly most supportive (albeit extremely amoral) man in the world.
Sometimes the socially awkward are perfect in other environments, Charles clearly has godlike power in the world of financials and business. Wish I had just a quarter of what the character had
I don't think I would in all honesty. Charles is my favorite character, so an an entire episode (or several as this clip is about as long as a regular episode of Metalocalypse) would be heaven. More screen time for Charles? More serotonin for me. Idc what he's doing, he could literally be taking a nap for a full episode and I would sit and watch the whole thing lmao.
You havent met my penis butler. Now that man can buttle a penis like no ones business You know it sounds like something no one needs but once you have one you realise how much responsability is taken off your shoulders when someone else takes care of all your penial needs . i havent had to shake since i got one. He does get a little over zealous and heavy handed with the shake though. I have mentioned it many times . who am i to tell the man how to do his job though. The mans a pro
@@richlight I think our buttlers were inside of the same organism at the same time. Mine uses irl delete history makes a pretty good cocktail of: Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, spray paint, beer, whiskey, scotch bourbon whiskey it brings?
He's honestly my favorite character on the show. Even though he didn't discuss anything particularly interesting here, I enjoyed this peek behind the curtain.
I play this whenever I need to focus on something because for some reason this turns all the screaming in my brain off and I get stuff done. I even play it when I just need to think. It's so weird
I love how he says that you shouldn't get to attached to the things you own cause then they are hard to resale then says right after that his guitar is his baby hahaha charles is awesome
Charles is the best character from the series. He started off as a foil for the band's hijinks, only to eventually become one of the show's most well thought out and rounded characters.
@@konata736 You start off the show thinking, "Oh I get it. This man is basically a supervillain and the band is just his front pretty much." And then you later realise, "Holy shit, this man is the only person competent enough to keep a literally demonic prophecy at bay. In fact, I dare say this is the only truly competent man in the entire world."
This is the closest that Dethklok could ever come to ASMR. Completely unrelated, my dad was a partner in a law firm and, when I was wee, this seemed to be his job; being friends with people on the phone who sounded important but never appeared in person. Thinking about it now, he might have been a gangster. 🤔
I hadnt watched this show since like 2013 or something, started a new job in '16 and just started rewatching and wow its amazing how much my boss and CFO sound alike. Its uncanny. The cadence and everything 😲
This is one of those cool people you get to talking with and they end up sending you home with a free lawnmower that needs to be fixed or something like that hahaha what an excellent voice actor.
So 3 years later I'm still listening to this. But now the slow trickle of tasks and to-dos we call "adulting" has caught up with me, and I put this on in the background to keep me motivated.
Bro idk why this relaxes me so much it's like I'm waiting for my dad to get off the phone like I can fr just have this playing on loop and just draw 💀💀
@@randymagnum143 he didn’t live in obscurity. Dude was the highest paid act in entertainment at the time. Had shitty management. He of course wouldn’t be as big a deal as he was in his youth but he would’ve died probably in the same vein as prince. People still acknowledged the greatness but were complacent with them.
Could be, that or it’s a “he’s a white man in his forties” kind of thing, either one is possible. Although either way I can totally hear him quote some of the more iconic scenes. “Most people probably don't uhh…listen to the lyrics.”
I can see why Tokie is always upset with his life that no one respects him exemplified by getting dissed by Gibson who won't even give Tokie a couple free guitars. It's not that Tokki can't afford to buy 100 guitars every day if he's so desired. It's just sad that he's been playing Gibson guitars for years, but he is being ignored even though he is in the worlds most famous death metal band. Tokie just would appreciate a little recognition.
What's the video where Charles, sitting alone in his office, pulls out a mini recorder and starts rapping into it? That shit was funny as hell and I can't seem to find it.
As someone who works at a receptionist desk, this is the most accurate representation of business-professional daily calls that I've ever seen. The awkward pauses from phone lag is on point.
Yeah, like not only is this more Offdensen characterisation but you also kinda get a different characterisation for evrry single person he's speaking to.
I feel like he's my dad and I'm waiting for him to finish work
Underrated comment.
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@@kyleforbes3932 you'd be amazed how many people have no idea what my name is from..
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its so comforting to know that charles has friends tbh
I feel like it's entirely possible for Charles to have been married for 20 years, but nobody knows because he's the type of person that keeps his professional and personal life sealed from eachother like a steel vault door.
YEA
@@ObsidianGloriahes married to me
@@megantheescallion8565 No stealing my husband.
i just sit here kicking my feet and giggling listening to his business calls
Also if anyone wants to make a multi hour loop of this for me to listen to while I sleep I would be forever in your debt (I can’t sleep without bg noise but most videos are insufferable to listen to)
MEEE UR SO REAL FOR THIS
hes a patootie
REAL REAL REAL I ❤️ Charles
The problem with videos like this is that they're only 11 minutes long. It doesn't help for sleep. Looping audio only helps me when the clip is 30mins+
I'd give this man complete financial control over my entire life if i could
Anyone who knows what he’s capable of would
That man scares me.
@@eli8444 He's honestly horrifyingly good at whatever he does. If Charles existed IRL, anything he touched would turn to gold, like a Financial and Managerial Midas
@@goimpyt i know
In 6 months you'll be asking him why you can't have $10k for socks
"That's not a question for me, that's a question for Skwisgar"
- Respect.
Poor toki😂
@@PETERODZZ At least Charles tried his hardest to get Toki an endorsement… but no… Skwisgaar…
New title "Charles Offdensen ASMR"
I remember watching this every night when I was younger before I went to bed because it soothed me, I never knew why until I got into ASMR later in life
THAAAAAANK YOOOOUUU! I thought I was the only one getting ASMR vibes. I'm literally just chilling to this. The abrupt ending ruins it tho but I love this vid!
There's something oddly relaxing to listening to Offdensen talk on the phone
Because he gets shit done. No one who knew him would ever question him.
Right? I've played this clip probably 10x and I know I'm going to play more.
What a guy Charles is, going to bat for Toki when Gibson was only interested in pitching to Skwisgaar.
I noticed that right away. Toki doesn't practice.😅
@@PETERODZZ he doesn't need to. He's naturally talented but skeisgaar can't leg him overtake him
@@PETERODZZ Practicing guitars is too hards!
@@ashfox7498 😆
@@lich.possum 🎸🤘🏼😬
I fucking love that Offdensen is a vintage Gibson guy, makes perfect fucking sense.
So this shows that Charles is either a collector of vintage guitars or a player himself.
He probably plays grandpa guitars
@@Keoffry1 This ams what ims totallys thinking
Knowing this and the shit he puts up with to manage Dethklok, I have a pet theory. Charles was a young metalhead in the 80s, a guitarist. He may have had a band that failed due to a shitty manager, or maybe his parents forced him to go to college. either way, he became a master manager, and supremely disciplined. So when he saw something special in Dethklok he swore that he would help them to become great.
@@tylerwhite9923 honestly can completely see that just somebody who got soo heavy fucked over by a manager or a label that he choose to never allow something like that to happen to anybody else ever again
@@Fallen2014 That’s what happened to the guy who sang”I think I’m turning Japanese” actually,but he’s a lawyers.
This has been my go to video whenever I'm having an absolute mental breakdown for a while now.
I never thought a socially awkward, cartoon workaholic would be holding my life together, but holy shit. The man just radiates calm. I know Brendan Small intended him to be an exaggerated version of a heartless business man, but he accidentally created the weirdly most supportive (albeit extremely amoral) man in the world.
Sometimes the socially awkward are perfect in other environments, Charles clearly has godlike power in the world of financials and business. Wish I had just a quarter of what the character had
Well said.
OMG same. I am still lowkey heartbroken that he wasn’t in Army of Doomstar that much
Comedic genius is being able to take a series of business phone calls play them completely straight and somehow still have it be funny
Pm bc
Imagine this as a full episode. You'll be bored to death. So brutal
It's about the length of a full episode.
I don't think I would in all honesty. Charles is my favorite character, so an an entire episode (or several as this clip is about as long as a regular episode of Metalocalypse) would be heaven. More screen time for Charles? More serotonin for me. Idc what he's doing, he could literally be taking a nap for a full episode and I would sit and watch the whole thing lmao.
Hard disagree. Honestly just hearing Ofdenson on the phone is better than 95% of the shit adult swim is pushing out these days
I mean... i'm watching this rn
Bored to death, good song title. Did someone write that?
best Butler ever
You havent met my penis butler. Now that man can buttle a penis like no ones business
You know it sounds like something no one needs but once you have one you realise how much responsability is taken off your shoulders when someone else takes care of all your penial needs . i havent had to shake since i got one. He does get a little over zealous and heavy handed with the shake though. I have mentioned it many times . who am i to tell the man how to do his job though. The mans a pro
@@richlight lmfao that was some really funny shit man 😂👍
Best Band manager ever
@@richlight I think our buttlers were inside of the same organism at the same time. Mine uses irl delete history makes a pretty good cocktail of: Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, spray paint, beer, whiskey, scotch bourbon whiskey it brings?
He's honestly my favorite character on the show. Even though he didn't discuss anything particularly interesting here, I enjoyed this peek behind the curtain.
"prepare to fall in love with Pie."
I now want this pie
Best start making a list of Notting Hill's fruit pie vendors, I guess.
Such an Agent Dale Cooper thing to say.
It makes me really sad that Gibson only wants Skwisgarr for a few pictures when Toki is desprate for attention and would do anything.
I know! Like they couldn't at least ask for the both of them? That would be such a cool photo set
Gibson is bs
the crispiest pen click and note taking I've ever heard
I play this whenever I need to focus on something because for some reason this turns all the screaming in my brain off and I get stuff done. I even play it when I just need to think. It's so weird
I get ya, it's relaxing! He's therapeutic lol
Listen to talking or typing asmr. It's not just people eating food
the soothing powers of offdensen!!!
Offdensen makes me want to take boring financial and legal classes so I can be like him
I love how he says that you shouldn't get to attached to the things you own cause then they are hard to resale then says right after that his guitar is his baby hahaha charles is awesome
That’s eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds well spent.
i think i might have a Charles addction
like
he's so wholesome in a way
URΔNUS I totally understand what you mean. And I can listen to him talk for hours ngl
Charles is the best character from the series. He started off as a foil for the band's hijinks, only to eventually become one of the show's most well thought out and rounded characters.
Metalocalypse is basically two stories. A comedy about the band and a story about Charles saving the world.
@@konata736 You start off the show thinking, "Oh I get it. This man is basically a supervillain and the band is just his front pretty much." And then you later realise, "Holy shit, this man is the only person competent enough to keep a literally demonic prophecy at bay. In fact, I dare say this is the only truly competent man in the entire world."
Honestly I could watch him go about his non-Death Metal business all day long.
Technically all of his business is *inherently* metal.
Why am I JUST NOW NOTICING...... Charles is a hunter. He's not just a city boy lawyer. This is intriguing.
Also fences
@acorn9134 Look at his office. The deer mount, the antler chandelier, the gun case.
This is a masterwork of writing and voice acting. It sounds so genuine
This is the closest that Dethklok could ever come to ASMR. Completely unrelated, my dad was a partner in a law firm and, when I was wee, this seemed to be his job; being friends with people on the phone who sounded important but never appeared in person. Thinking about it now, he might have been a gangster. 🤔
“Prepare to fall in love with pie” 🥧 that’s so brutal
i love that at 6:08 you can hear him laugh a lil. im in love with this man sorry
ngl charles is kind of my favorite character he's so unsilly and so silly at the same time
I'm sure To- No?
*long pause*
Ok just Skwisgaar.
It's admirable that he tried it shows Charles cares for all of the members of the band
Poor toki. That's what he gets for not practicing.😂
reminds me of listening to the school receptionist on the phone as you wait to get picked up early
I am so in love with this man.
Back in the day when you had AOL online and your dad says you can get on right after he is done making a call.
I got so upset when it ended.
The man plays at Pebble Beach. That's one hell of a course.
I hear it’s very coarse
Flys a private jet there too what a beast
Charles it’s so laid back, would love to share beer with the guy.
I'm just saying, for me it's so adorable how he giggles at 6:08 and 6:32 :')
If Charles is happy, then everyone is happy.
that first camera was zooming forward so slow I kept doubting myself until around 0:52 when the window column starts touching the edge of the screen
Charles is so attractive. I watched this whole thing with a big flustered grin on my face.
Wtf
I too have developed a crush on this man
There was a vid of Charles kissing Nathan on UA-cam and they made it look real but I think it’s long gone lmao
oh yeah absolutely
@@lilyhalter8443 was it a fanmade vid of after they got sloppy?
I hadnt watched this show since like 2013 or something, started a new job in '16 and just started rewatching and wow its amazing how much my boss and CFO sound alike. Its uncanny. The cadence and everything 😲
I’ve adopted his cadence when I code switch for business lol, I am a entertainment manger going to school to be a entertainment lawyer.
This is perfect for working from home. It really gives you that in-office feel 😁
You can tell he's writing down pick up fruit pie for x
This is one of those cool people you get to talking with and they end up sending you home with a free lawnmower that needs to be fixed or something like that hahaha what an excellent voice actor.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 5 YEARS.
Thank you.
Me too!
i wanna like your comment but im gonna break the chain soo....
PLEASE WHAT EPISODE IS THIS😭
So 3 years later I'm still listening to this. But now the slow trickle of tasks and to-dos we call "adulting" has caught up with me, and I put this on in the background to keep me motivated.
@@lilhuuman7045this is a bonus feature clip from the season 2 DVD set.
"Very big Huey Lewis fan." Nice, him and my boy Patrick!
7:21 Offdensen knows it’s hip to be square.
Poor Toki...
I love that you can COMPLETELY reconstruct the conversation just from Charles.
I don't know why I find this incredibly entertaining...but I totally do.
I have a very limited lunch time but I sat very still and watched the whole thing because it's just... so... damn... soothing...
Bro idk why this relaxes me so much it's like I'm waiting for my dad to get off the phone like I can fr just have this playing on loop and just draw 💀💀
Why the fuck did I put down my comic book when this auto played after ASMR, and begin to watch it intently...
Jk we all know why we love this mf
Dads in a meeting during covid he doesn't want to be in the meeting but you both want it to be over so you can spend time together goofing off
“Yeah I got a 59… Right I mean, mint condition, why would I sell it?.. so how much would you price that at?” 😂😂😂
I just learned how to speak more professionally is eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds.
This is so stupid it's genius. This was so enjoyable
Not gonna lie the show influenced me to get a guitar for Christmas, and because it was a black Les Paul I named it in Offdensen’s honor
i never could understand how anybody could be attracted to a cartoon character.. then i watched this show and saw this man 💜💚💜💚
ME TOO!
You people make me glad they ended the show when they did
@@The-Autistic-Rat I think you'll live
@eden7244 no, i'm dying a warrior's death on this steep and foreboding hill
@@The-Autistic-Rat Lmao why?
If Hendrix had this guy as a manager he’d still be alive.
If Hendrix had lived to old age, he would have died in obscurity.
@@randymagnum143 he didn’t live in obscurity. Dude was the highest paid act in entertainment at the time. Had shitty management. He of course wouldn’t be as big a deal as he was in his youth but he would’ve died probably in the same vein as prince. People still acknowledged the greatness but were complacent with them.
@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy "who? Oh yea, I remember that guy"
Not knocking the man, but becoming a member of the 27 club will net you some mad cred.
@@randymagnum143 I mean I guess. Don’t cut yourself with all this edgy posting. Stuffs sharp
Listening to this while I do homework so I feel like I’m in a working environment, doing wonders, I only wish it was longer
He's so hot
So this is what the very busy Offdensen does all day in his office XD
This feels like a brutal asmr I need more
Im slowly turning into ofdensen
Well don't stop!
I wonder if the part about him being a Huey Lewis fan is kind of a nod to American Psycho/Patrick Bateman, hah.
Given how he's more then capable of throwing down, I could totally see him rocking a clear rain jacket and an Axe to deal with a problem.
Could be, that or it’s a “he’s a white man in his forties” kind of thing, either one is possible.
Although either way I can totally hear him quote some of the more iconic scenes. “Most people probably don't uhh…listen to the lyrics.”
I swear he has a voice like cursive (in a good way)
That's it?! Aw, I wish there was more, this was nice
I can see why Tokie is always upset with his life that no one respects him exemplified by getting dissed by Gibson who won't even give Tokie a couple free guitars.
It's not that Tokki can't afford to buy 100 guitars every day if he's so desired. It's just sad that he's been playing Gibson guitars for years, but he is being ignored even though he is in the worlds most famous death metal band. Tokie just would appreciate a little recognition.
I want a video with Charles as long as the Nathan reading Shakespeare one
If you all really think about it this is basically an unedited Home Movies skit.
I want a pen that sounds like a switchblade.
Charles definitely seems like a 59 les Paul guy
What's the video where Charles, sitting alone in his office, pulls out a mini recorder and starts rapping into it? That shit was funny as hell and I can't seem to find it.
Found it! ua-cam.com/video/VaqAB9VTDDs/v-deo.html
Never happened
Search "CFO Raps". It exists on here.
ua-cam.com/video/VaqAB9VTDDs/v-deo.htmlsi=t4X7X5B1WKZJQJjh
Man what sort of DVD box extra stuff is this
Gold sir…… it is gold
Can hear brendan from home movies in this.
As someone who works at a receptionist desk, this is the most accurate representation of business-professional daily calls that I've ever seen. The awkward pauses from phone lag is on point.
This is like being in my Dads office when i was a little kid. Same voice cadence and all.
I wish my dad had Ofdensons soul
Why the hell does this grown ass man make me so happy
I love this. Reminds me of my Father and I when we make business calls.
Damn that’s a nice office.
Lighting is important
@@camvahdati Creates a good atmosphere
I heard some Office Space in there, which is hilariously subtle.
It’s a weird thing to make…..but in a way it’s really nice to actually see him just doing regular work things for a change.
I have to say, I really like the design of his desk. I wonder if they actually make that design?
I would love to have an office that awesome looking in real life.
This is the backstory of Dethklok. Charles is the man.
Honestly, my favorite character.
there should of been an offdensen episode
*should have
@@bruhmoment5974 why ames you correcting grammar?
@@owenking6370 Ams*
@@tylershanegriffin5302 LoL Nice! The only acceptable correction. So much more efficient with 1 less letter.
@@owenking6370 why use many word when few do trick
This is what my dad sounds like talking business on the phone lol.
Is weird that I'm genuinely interested in the phone call.
Yeah, like not only is this more Offdensen characterisation but you also kinda get a different characterisation for evrry single person he's speaking to.
His voice is so nice tbh
I never knew Charles was a vintage guy.
This is fascinating. I need this man to be my life coach.
Going to London to fit a suit? Probably Gieves & Hawkes at Savile Row. They got som nice suits!
my wife
Poor Toki :( Always in the shadow for signature series consideration.
I really like the little slice of life like that. It is a good change from the usual chaos.
Yo! Offdensen fucks with Huey Lewis I love it!
i am deeply in love with this man
eleven minutes and thirty three seconds well spent
edit: reminds me so much of my dad
another edit: THE DRAMATIC CHANGE 10:14