@@mrosskne Pink slips. It used to be that a car's title was on a pink piece of paper. When they would race, sometimes the racers would wager their cars; hence playing for pinks.
With Cadia's close proximity to the eye of terror, any commissar that was assigned to Cadia is probably issued separate ammo for execution and fighting.
@Chris Donahue Believe it or not, I never heard of the joke before, so it was by accident that I made it. Did the original joke have +3 buff as well, or just +2? Be weird if I choose the same number as the original.
No, these are Chinese plastic and cheap figures. I as Russian know about this, you Westerners do not understand, it's all very even native and nostalgic to me)
I can see a future where the most competitive players in the scene end up painting their own armies this way in order to completely destabilize their opponents xD
Or maybe lots of players start intentionally botching their paintjobs in official tournaments as a "fuck you" to GW's horrible treatment of their fans.
I just finished my first miniature while watching tutorials how to paint and this video popped up in my feed. After having a stroke laughing like a madman, I realize my first mini turned out fine. Thank you.
@@cibo889 if it isn't fun for you, then no, it's not the fun part. Building the models, and setting up a massive army is awesome, whether or not its painted. Also, just use minis you don't have to paint the face on. Like hooded or masked minis
@@cibo889 I'm sorry to hear that, but, the hobbie isn't just about playing games. Its also about being creative and crafting an impressive army. Also what country are You talking about?
ua-cam.com/video/KJCTb9oRJhE/v-deo.html Compare the finished product in the linked video to that, and you quickly realize how even Nurgle would vomit at the sight of such an abomination.
That baneblade made me cry, then I paused the video and took a good long look at it and realized it wasn't even built right... I think someone needs to take that baneblade away and find it a nice, loving home.
My first model had trims, shading, and a cool color scheme. My only mistake was an oversight on a shield, and painting a maul black. The problem with the mail was that the blood for the blood god wouldn't show up
Whenever I think I want to get deep into the hobby of module painting over terrain painting, I always think of this video and I stick to trying to learn terrain building
I love how I'm laughing at how horrible these are, meanwhile mine look the same. Some people just don't have the dexterity to paint. I still prefer to do it myself than have someone else do it, since to me this is a game and part of the fun is assembling the models and painting them.
Once in a blue moon I find myself gazing upon this video, and remembering fondly, that I knew the painter of that Celestine personally... he was a hobby celebrity ahead of his time...
Back in the dota 2 beta days I chopped this video up and used the individual screams as my kill streak voice pack. It was astoundingly fitting regardless of if it was a player on your team or the other one.
Mud Kip HAHA, BITCH! ARMOR SAVE! Firing squad, aim... FIRE! *BLAM, BLAM, BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* (Also, the firing squad is made of 50 terminators all with aussault cannons.)
In the 1990s paints for the hobby were quick thick and many beginners didnt water them down so even 2-3 coats pf paint obliterated any form of detail Also painting eyes is very difficult - especially with thick brushes
@@Blank_Immortal I've managed fine without them. I don't really do edge highlights though, and I always wipe off most of the paint onto the pot rim before touching the model, so it's still not that thick.
What? Who doesn't thin their paints? When you are using acrylics ALWAYS thin it, it's more effective aplying that type of paint with very thin layers of paint.
Imagine getting tactically outsmarted by the man with an army of 1st grade art projects
@Ban this youtube pinks?
@@mrosskne Pink slips. It used to be that a car's title was on a pink piece of paper. When they would race, sometimes the racers would wager their cars; hence playing for pinks.
It’d be a real power move if the worlds best warhammer player started using units painted like this
The modern version of Drunken Fist lol.
I mean, probably he is better in tactics than painting..... I hope so 😂
When the gene seed is 99% impure
*Sore da!*
"Brother, these Green skin edibles ain't shi- 0:04"
The gene seed is 99% Peanut Butter
Only 99%?
You will never have my map!
"THIN YOUR PAINTS BEFOR I THIN YOUR RANKS" Commissar Duncan addressing the 358th Cadian painters battalion
*Implying Caidans would need a Commisar*
With Cadia's close proximity to the eye of terror, any commissar that was assigned to Cadia is probably issued separate ammo for execution and fighting.
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 I mean, they *are* the regiment that we've most frequently seen with commissars. Must mean *something*! jk
All due respect commissar I think these ones are to far gone.
Someone already posted this almost word for word 3 years prior..
That thick paint is actually a combat buff, that adds a +3 armor save.
@Chris Donahue Oh man, you hurt my feelings! Do you belong to the Inquisition fact checkers?
@Chris Donahue Believe it or not, I never heard of the joke before, so it was by accident that I made it. Did the original joke have +3 buff as well, or just +2? Be weird if I choose the same number as the original.
@Chris Donahue Peace bro.
Paint armour
The emperor made sure these were the first ones to go into battle.
And he made sure there would be no way home. :)
true death company... blood angels and their successors ain't got shit on those poor models
FancyLlamas Thunder Warriors ain't got shit on these poor souls.
I can imagine now. The worst painted units are first in line, then they become progressively better painted with each new wave.
@@vinesauceobscurities As it should be...
Ave Emperor.
*BROTHER I AM PAINT*
IT IS THE PAINTBLADE
I am paint here
It is a good paint!
*BROTHER I HAVE LOST MY CHROMOSOMES*
BROTHER
0:16 mad props to them for having the confidence to try freehanding Sanguinius on that tank though
It was cute tbh
How did you recognise Sanguinius?! Did you paint that piece? 😆
@@flonkplonk1649it’s an angel on a red and black tank.
You guys see an angel?! To me it looks like someome smeard the tank im liquid poop...
are you sure its not a black D ?
the face painted on the helmet will never not make me giggle
They wear the faces of their enemys over their helmets to strike fear into their foes
Imagine paying these warhammer prices and ending up a happy meal toy
Directly from the Emperor's 3 year old son, The Happy Meal Legion protects humanity from the deadly spawn that is the Orc Hamburglars.
No, these are Chinese plastic and cheap figures. I as Russian know about this, you Westerners do not understand, it's all very even native and nostalgic to me)
@@fgjjdgb3949 interesting
@@fgjjdgb3949 I like this comment a lot
@@fgjjdgb3949 are you sure?
The paint remover won't remove their trauma
Richard Sorgo This brings up some repressed memories
XD stop I cant breath
im the 999th like on this comment lmao
I love this comment section.
You can remove their paints, but you can't remove their *PAIN* .
I can see a future where the most competitive players in the scene end up painting their own armies this way in order to completely destabilize their opponents xD
Or maybe lots of players start intentionally botching their paintjobs in official tournaments as a "fuck you" to GW's horrible treatment of their fans.
I feel like after a certain degree it starts to break WYSIWYG
Then everyone starts doing this, and then it becomes a race to the worst paint jobs.
0:20 is just the epitome of “how bad is chaos really”
Ngl
That face would make a descent chaos mutated marine
Nurgle's influence is no joke
Underrated comment
Not even once!
Not even once.
That's what Khorne's edibles does to a mf
Actual pictures of victims from tyranid acid attacks, 40.995 colorized.
I Main tyranid
I caused this
@@skagchow5928 you monster
@Not a spy or the goldslayer [] can’t decide it’s both
*_COLORIZED_*
To quote one of the Tempestus Scions from TTS:
"MY TEEEETH ARE MEEEEEEEELTIING!!!!"
I just finished my first miniature while watching tutorials how to paint and this video popped up in my feed. After having a stroke laughing like a madman, I realize my first mini turned out fine. Thank you.
This isn't a botched paint job. That's just what the warp does to you when you go in unprotected.
I believe the term is unprotected warp fuckery
So true
Still no tosters yet...?
Remember: only fools don't protect their tools!
Turn your Gellar field on, kids!
Magos Explorator Adeon
greetings fellow disciple of the machine god
I can just imagine someone turning up to a table and just laying out these bad boys.
That someone would win by Default
To be honest, I would be disappointed if someone didn't
@@danielbrock4936 My little brother did, that game with my brother was legendary lmao
Emphasis on bad, lol
I kinda thought that was the point? Though I was like 13 when I last collected warhammer so my painting skills where below these levels haha
Be strong Clarence, for the emperor...
always
When a ship carrying a legion and their Guard support crosses the warp and the Gellar Fields go down...
Paint so thick you get a 2+ save.
Dzaga Maga Your icon
Dzaga Maga Or Optionally, if on terminators, a 1+ save.
Knight of Caliban paint so thick get a FNP!
+HERESY A meltagun would still penetrate that.
Antonio Chekini Only on a 5+
No wonder the necrons wanna destroy all life
you don't 01110011 01100001 01111001
It’s part of new book fithly frank rises
Witch the chaos god of autism want the legions to give all of there chromosomes
These Boys are too *thicc* no gauss flayer can get through
@@eccoeco3454 Doomsday cannon with -5 AP my friend
GODSPEED
God, space marine screams are some of the funniest yet surprisingly badass screams out there.
"Smoking doesn't affect my baby"
The baby: 0:11
The “Special” legion
The Down's syndrome legion
Colonel Tiho Anders the third oof
Their emperor said they are special
their battle strategem: weaponized autism
What, mine?
Probably
Professionally painted space marine. 95.50 on ebay.
THAT IS SO TRUE!! My GOD, I wonder if those sell well enough to be some sort of half-valid business
They do. My dad was a former GW employee and makes a fair bit of money either selling painted stuff, or people paying him to paint their stuff.
It be like that chief
This video can cure any depression 🤣
@TK 421 if someone has 95 bucks to spare it means that they DO have a skill and have put in the labour to get the money.
they can stand the orks
they can stand the tyranids
they can stand the chaos
but they could not stand to an 5 years old kid with the painting kit
This is why I won’t paint my minis. I’m horrible at painting, and I’m afraid my renditions would haunt the dreams of all who see them.
Hey, you don't have to paint them. All grey is better than crayons. I would rather have an all gray army than one like this.
@@trevormelton3060 Amen, brother. Preach from the high mountain.
@@cibo889 if it isn't fun for you, then no, it's not the fun part. Building the models, and setting up a massive army is awesome, whether or not its painted. Also, just use minis you don't have to paint the face on. Like hooded or masked minis
@@cibo889 I'm sorry to hear that, but, the hobbie isn't just about playing games. Its also about being creative and crafting an impressive army. Also what country are You talking about?
Better crippled in body, than corrupt mind.
*"FATHER WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME BIRTH!?"*
Cursed
Why am I exist, father
DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
What?
HOW???????
WHY????????
@Yourtuyt r r/cursedcomments
*paint thiccer than the earths crust*
Hello there
GRIMALDUS BITCH!!!! General Keno- Wait...
THATS THE THINNEST PART OF THE EARTH YOU TOASTER
The planet broke before the Paint did
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
When using analogies to exaggerate you often use the most exaggerative thing you can think of, not it's smaller cousin.
I play Death Guard, I can get away with not thinning my paints
I read the title as “Thin your pants” and had no idea what this was for a good 45 seconds.
♬this is my rifle, this is my gun! This is my plasma, I rolled a 1.♬
Click boom
Lmfao!
OOF
@@shiro2654 i dont think that's the sound that would be made. More like a quick sizzle pop.
dakka
Nurgle is most pleased with these deformities!
Slaanesh too
Wouldn't Slaanesh strive for "perfection" for this?
Slaanesh is happy as long as it can be inserted into his/her/it's....*HERESY! Blam!*
Tzeentch to.
*Magnus The Red:* That's not even funny.
Gellar field failure effects:
"BROTHER, HELP ME!"
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME.
IT IS A GOOD PAIN.
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
The Swarmlord SANITY, IS FOR THE WEAK!
Randugulf IT WAS A MOMENTARY MADNESS!
Randugulf IT WAS A MOMENTARY MADNESS!
+Randugulf I CAN FEEL THE PAINT OVERTAKING ME.
IT IS A BAD PAIN.
0:18 Nurgle's gift is strong in this one. XD
Even Nurgle would be disgusted.
It’s just a big flap of skin covering him entire face how terrifying
We have to thank grandfather nurgle for his blessing!
flesh monster
ua-cam.com/video/KJCTb9oRJhE/v-deo.html
Compare the finished product in the linked video to that, and you quickly realize how even Nurgle would vomit at the sight of such an abomination.
I'm not even into Warhammer but I've always found this video hilarious.
That's some Robot chicken level artistry right there!
I make all of these sounds whenever I look at ForgeWorld's prices.
Hey, look at this Thunderhawk, it shouldn't be too expen....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Opinionaire wtf that's retardedly expensive
Yes very true especially when I go to the Forge World shop in Warhammer World, Nottingham 😂😂😂
Oh look a Dread Saurian......nevermind.
@@NoName-ew3hz holy crap! Its $700 unpainted! They going to go out of business once 3d printing gets good!
"THIN YOUR PAINTS OR I'LL THIN YOUR RANKS."
- Duncan "Two Thin Coats" Rhodes, 2018
Years later and I still aim to remember these words. And I haven't begun my foray into painting, yet!
Duncan
This video lives in my head rent free.
I can't tell if they're screaming in pain or in glory
So THESE are the two legions that the imperium forgot.
i shudder in fear to see what their primarchs look like...
The Astra Thiccpaint! 😆
The hapsburgs legion
@@Bigman-ee5fk Wait, wouldn't that make the Emprah one tenth...OH!
The happy meal legion
this is heresy of the highest level
These legions would be able to close the Cicatrix Maledictum, and reduce the Eye of Terror into nothing with their sheer look of devotion to Mankind!
0:11 Me and the boys being the Emperor's proud sons.
This is your Ultramarines on Matt Ward, people.
Special marines
Are you also proud sons of Emperor's sister, by any chance?
"He was so ugly that everyone died, the end." - Patrick Star
I just noticed even the music is the same.
This is what the warp does to you
"They shall be my finest warriors..." Yeah, sure.
I have no mouth, and I must scream.
Woah, that's some culture
Good Book.
I have a mispainted mouth, and i must AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have no vibes and I must chill.
Now that was some good smut.
I have mouth and I can't stop screaming
This is why most chaos marines don't take their masks off.
So this is what they meant by a cursed founding
This is why I only paint Necrons: they don't have complicated faces to paint accurately.
They are too hard to build for me.
The emperor left their gene-seed vials a bit too close to the candle when he was working on them
*microwave
@@Dpuma117 *anti-bug UV light
Ever taken a heat gun to your nephews legos?
@@danielawesome36 Elephant Foot
28 megatons of smoke detectors
That baneblade made me cry, then I paused the video and took a good long look at it and realized it wasn't even built right... I think someone needs to take that baneblade away and find it a nice, loving home.
it's a stormlord xd
Wait that was a baneblade?!?
I want to give it a good paint strip, take to it with a hobby saw and convert it the way Gork and Mork intended.
Or take it behind the shed and put it out of its misery
I wonder what Captain Diomedes would think if he saw it?
"Why don't you ever paint your models?"
The reason:
How does this perfectly capture modern humour
This video makes me feel 1000x better about my own painting skills lmao.
Same. And i just started
Same
My first model had trims, shading, and a cool color scheme. My only mistake was an oversight on a shield, and painting a maul black. The problem with the mail was that the blood for the blood god wouldn't show up
Nurgle be like... "But they're still beautiful."
I actively 3D print warhammer 40K figurines to intentionally starve GW of their money. It was the best decision of my life.
Angry gw screech
Whenever I think I want to get deep into the hobby of module painting over terrain painting, I always think of this video and I stick to trying to learn terrain building
Stay long enough in the hobby and you'll even get to see fingerpainted minis.
._. Say sike right now
Excuse me
What?????
give link or it never happened
What... I've seen some painted with Crayola water colors before, but finger paints?? That's on a other level
Hilarious
I barely even know Warhammer and this still made me laugh
Me too
Start painting
I don't even like warhammer lol
Cj Hatter Yes, this comment here inquisitor.
@@cj16423 PURGE THE HERETIC
What it feels like to be a pedestrian in Prague
0:18
"Brother, don't! That spore mine isn't edible!"
"Bitch, I've got 2 livers, I'll be fine!"
Spoilers: He was not fine.
His face became the elephant's foot
The guard broke before the paint
I can imagine all of them screaming "kill me!"
That last minifigure looks like he has googly eyes. I imagine that would be quite a cursed image if translated into a realistic portrait.
Imagine a horror movie but instead of your typical American high school kids you have just Duncan Rhodes being chased by those things
EMPEROR HELP! MY FACE IS MELTING!
DARK CRUSADE REFERENCE
danny g HENTAI IS HERECY
danny g YES BURN THE HERITIC
666 likes it's must have happened
Mr McSisterFistor THE WARP IS OVER TAKING ME!
0:02 Those are the eyes of someone who has seen the weeping face of God.
Which one?
@@thewakeup5459 all of them.
@@nickstanley5064 Even Ceogorach couldn't find it funny...
Be strong Clarence. Be strong for the Emperor.
I love how I'm laughing at how horrible these are, meanwhile mine look the same. Some people just don't have the dexterity to paint. I still prefer to do it myself than have someone else do it, since to me this is a game and part of the fun is assembling the models and painting them.
By the Emperor... The horror...
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!
Fuk u Emps is bae
The horror
0:04
When you realize that your primarch was an heretic all this time.
This is still one of my favourite videos ever, I watch it like once a month
I'm gonna start painting my armies like this. I'm also planning on glueing googly eyes on them.
Psychological warfare, I see
I keep watching this video thinking "Oh god my painting isn't *THAT* bad", then that creepy tumour from Courage the Cowardly dog tells me it is.
Same but its more like this for me.
ua-cam.com/video/HwtBEQT9Uck/v-deo.html
That fetus telling you you're not perfect, though.
This Video is probably what the psycher from dawn of war was seeing when he said: „My mind bears a great pain“
True
"My mind bears a great paint"
@@McWhiteStar „a unthinned paint!“
Once in a blue moon I find myself gazing upon this video, and remembering fondly, that I knew the painter of that Celestine personally... he was a hobby celebrity ahead of his time...
Back in the dota 2 beta days I chopped this video up and used the individual screams as my kill streak voice pack.
It was astoundingly fitting regardless of if it was a player on your team or the other one.
every painted model on eBay ever.
"Pro Painted"
Selling Pro painted models, bid starts at 150$
I'll pay $184.7 Australian Dollars for the... sexy,sexy ultrasmurfs...
Commisar Tea *rubs nipples* Nnnnnnnn, ultrasmurfs.
Mud Kip HAHA, BITCH! ARMOR SAVE! Firing squad, aim... FIRE! *BLAM, BLAM, BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
(Also, the firing squad is made of 50 terminators all with aussault cannons.)
Commisar Tea AV 13, sit the fuck down, bitch.
/\
Bitch, just see how many attacks I have on the charge and how many warp charges I get with my 3D6 more on my pay him phase!
It's been 10 years since I last saw this, and I'm glad I came back.
Still can’t believe this is what got me into warhammer
By The Emperor the EYES! Don't look into them!
but we are ded
No matter how hard you try, they always stare back at you
Some don't even have eyes
They're the special legion
Even tyranids let them win to make them feel good
The tyrannids are afraid of what eating them would do to the hive. You are what you eat, after all.
Special Forces?
@@Pdudi exactly
they are finding space hulks with makeshift ramps painted blue.
@@dirtyASSS and any tanks they Drive have training wheels
I like that I watched this a while back and now I was randomly reccomended it again.
This was my introduction to 40k and it’s just sat in the back of my head for years. It’s actually helped me with art in general
By the Emperor, where did you get those scars, brother?
WHat ScARs?
7 years later and the message still rings true: *AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH*
He said don’t look at the reply’s HERITIC!
For almost ten years this video is giving me the best quality laughs.
I can't stop laughing at those four Ultramarines and the grunting makes it even more hilarious hahaha.
i really, really want context, but at the same time this is much more magical without it
In the 1990s paints for the hobby were quick thick and many beginners didnt water them down so even 2-3 coats pf paint obliterated any form of detail
Also painting eyes is very difficult - especially with thick brushes
@@bingobongo1615 To add to this, while the modern games workshop paints aren't that thick anymore, you definitely should water them down still.
@@Blank_Immortal I've managed fine without them. I don't really do edge highlights though, and I always wipe off most of the paint onto the pot rim before touching the model, so it's still not that thick.
What? Who doesn't thin their paints? When you are using acrylics ALWAYS thin it, it's more effective aplying that type of paint with very thin layers of paint.
@@PurpleSky-px4lx model paints aren’t the same as acrylics
P-Please tell me you aren’t painting models with regular acrylics
>that music
Obviously they all looked at the Ugly Barnacle. These are their final moments.
T. Is the barnacle a greater daemon of Nurgle?
no its the ugly barnacle!....which is thirty times worse....
He was so ugly everyone died.
...THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!
Preston Garvey Why? Why am I finding you everywhere I go?
This is pure gold . Thank You sir.
My personal favorite is 0:18, idk there's just something about tenacity that sends a true shiver down my spine, well done
I'm fucking crying and screaming with laughter...dying...best thing ever. The ultramarines look like gormless thomas the tanks.