Hey death I went to a bond hear once. I had no bond and had been sitting for 6 months and finally got one they set my bail at 750,000. They should have just kept me at no bond basically the judge just insulted me 🤣🤣
So I've been tripping on acid all morning and watching extreme toenail cutting videos and I realize why I'm still single 🤣 thanks for getting me out of the rabbit hole I was in
Hahaha... I got hollered at by a judge and my attorney, while I was on the stand, for telling my ex wives attorney: " Your theatrics are great, but no matter how many different ways you ask, the answer is the same".
LMFAO @ "What is that? Salt treated marble." HAHAHAHAHA....I have built many courtrooms over the past 20 years as a GC government contractor and that comment cracked me the hell up. Keep up those courtroom construction and tech observations josh. That stuff is funny bro.
Then he had to go finish his 12 months with the 2 people who now 100% know he snitched on them. Makes you wonder if he will even be around in 12 months
I went through 3 attorneys before I was hit with a plea deal. My first attorney wanted to go to trial and it was a sure win for me. I would've got a misdemeanor charge instead of the 3 aggravated assault with a firearm charges. I never met my 2nd attorney. My 3rd attorney was upset that I signed the deal because she was confident she could have won the case in trial. Got 4 and a half years of felony probation after it was all over and done with. Sucks.
Had to put a big thumbs up 👍🏽 on this one!!! Ol Cedric put me on probation as a young man.I personally seen him smoke everyone’s boots who cases were seen before mine. I felt blessed!!!
stopped watching u death for about a year but back again homie ur candor and humor is entertaining . been out of the pen for 18 months and off parole for almost a year . God Bless
The first minute of advice he gave might be the biggest piece of advice or “awareness of advice” he’s ever given on his channel, in my opinion. Like damn. Mind blown that other inmates will act like they want to help just to learn about your case to extort you for a time cut.
Oh nooo lol the defense attorney didn’t really just go “Your Honor this isn’t a murder case, it’s ONLY an attempted murder case” Hahahaha oh god lol. “Your Honor he didn’t actually kill anyone, he only tried to kill them. Cmonnnn your Honorrrrrrr”
Love your observations of court room marble ! You can go to college But you can't go to college for common sense and that my friend is what this lawyer doesn't have ~
Love these videos of people getting smoked buried under jail lol plus josh does a great job with the commentary of the videos and doesn’t ramble on like some people do..💯🔥
I think the honorable Cedrick was thinking “ Bruh!! You know you’re sounding ridiculous you need to sit down, you’re doing to much!! Sounding like Fred Sanford if he was an attorney “ lol!!
Bruh...i live in Ypsi in Michigan. J. Cedric Simpson is freaking amazing g lol. He always laughs and actually tries to bring some sort of humor to his court room. This dude will bend over backwards for people especially if they try to represent themselves. I love this man. He is an amazing judge and does not let his power get to his head. If every single judge in America was like him we would be in a better place.
I laughed at the R.o.R answer because I knew the judges answer. I agree being on the stand blows alot of dumb same questions to just mess with you. They hate when you dont answer the way they want
Some trees, double cup mixed with redbull, couple bagels and 23&1. Breakfast of gawd damn champions! This lawyer shoulda watched the Pooh Sheisty video
Homeboy tried to smoke the judges boots!....Cedric wasn't having it! Smack that like button!
Recognizance big dog..Not reconnaissance...Sorry bro had to give ya a heads up on that one..I was rollin bro...We love ya man..👊👊✌✌
Lmfao
@Julie Kirsten Doig Browne I'm good at a few things...c...a...lll...of duty
@@freejulianassange7278 no I'm "wright"....you are "rong"
Hey death I went to a bond hear once. I had no bond and had been sitting for 6 months and finally got one they set my bail at 750,000. They should have just kept me at no bond basically the judge just insulted me 🤣🤣
THE JUDGE EVEN SMILED WHEN HE SAID, "DONT ASK ME NO INFANTILE QUESTION" 😂
Most underrated comment on this thread.
L🤣L
So I've been tripping on acid all morning and watching extreme toenail cutting videos and I realize why I'm still single 🤣 thanks for getting me out of the rabbit hole I was in
🤣
Damn your lucky lol I can't find no acid where I'm at
Some good Ole vitamin A. I haven't seen that in many many years.😂
Well, guess what im going out to see now
I read this comment to my boss and he lost his shit
😂that judge was laughing when he said “don’t ask me infantile questions”
He don’t care no more 😂
so true bro lol
“Nice court room. Salt treated marble?” 😂
That’s shit had me ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao got me
Homeboy stooppid
Same bro sh*t had me rolling 💀 🤣
Funny as hell
Well we found out why he’s so comfortable in the courtroom. He’s been in there testifying on people😂
Some jailhouse lawyers actually know their shit but the majority don't.
Salt treated marble 🤣🤣
This is 💯 and it b the dope fiends too 😂
Yea I had a fuking gangster ass old lady got me off on some shit I dead ass did
even if they do know their shit its a whole different ballpark when you're in the courtroom representing yourself.
@@NovaSixx I had a friend years ago win trial representing himself. He study his case in county jail for almost 2 years.
Ha... none of them have any clue
Needed this. Your sense of humor and gift of gab is truly something helps others in ways you may not realize. Ty
"Beat your case for 2 honey buns and 1 soup" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Lmfao
Soups= the coin of the realm. Honey bun = the finest delicacy in the land.
@Death, what could the judge possibly think in the face of sheer legal brilliance?
The lawyer said "He then answers my questions with questions."
Judge responds "Sir?"
Hahaha... I got hollered at by a judge and my attorney, while I was on the stand, for telling my ex wives attorney: " Your theatrics are great, but no matter how many different ways you ask, the answer is the same".
What did the judge say? Lol
@@blacklux6774 Held him in contempt put him behind bars for 2 years that's why he hasn't responded
@@AbandonedExplained probably got his cheeks busted
Blessings from Bournemouth UK. Love the content
If letters and character statements can effect a persons sentancing for the positive, certainly 20+ police officers can effect it for the negative.
Factsssss
Im so glad you started making videos like this 😂🤙🏻
LMFAO @ "What is that? Salt treated marble." HAHAHAHAHA....I have built many courtrooms over the past 20 years as a GC government contractor and that comment cracked me the hell up. Keep up those courtroom construction and tech observations josh. That stuff is funny bro.
I dig the serious side of your breakdowns. The humor is on point too, but I'm a man of facts and I appreciate a good lesson.
23and1 in tha house woop woops much love and respect brotha from Wyoming, Michigan
Then he had to go finish his 12 months with the 2 people who now 100% know he snitched on them. Makes you wonder if he will even be around in 12 months
I went through 3 attorneys before I was hit with a plea deal. My first attorney wanted to go to trial and it was a sure win for me. I would've got a misdemeanor charge instead of the 3 aggravated assault with a firearm charges. I never met my 2nd attorney. My 3rd attorney was upset that I signed the deal because she was confident she could have won the case in trial. Got 4 and a half years of felony probation after it was all over and done with. Sucks.
Judge thinking: "welp, shit damnit you right!"...🤣😭🎯
Judge Simpson is the best! I love watching videos of his court! 😂
I do too 😎
I beat 12 years with a public defender at a jury trial. He was terrible. But the witness was a nut job and not believable
Judge looking at him like “your talking out your ass rn”😂😂
The judge is thinking “I hope it’s not Sunday cause I need some chick fil a after smoking these boots”
In Cook County (Chicago) courts, they no longer allow fellow police officers as bystanders in the court rooms.
the judge smirks when he says “don’t ask me no infantile questions” 😂
That Judge Look Like He Wanted To Say This Is The Judicial Branch Not The Legislative LOL
That judge is thinkin', Ninja, Please 🙄
Had to put a big thumbs up 👍🏽 on this one!!! Ol Cedric put me on probation as a young man.I personally seen him smoke everyone’s boots who cases were seen before mine. I felt blessed!!!
Yea I'd remember him to
Excellent editing, fun to watch.
Brother you make my day 🙏🏻 glad you made it out keep these videos coming
Right on Death!
Some weekend fire !
Judge in the last was thinking " Damn, I knew I should have gone to Medical School instead of Law School."
stopped watching u death for about a year but back again homie ur candor and humor is entertaining . been out of the pen for 18 months and off parole for almost a year . God Bless
The first minute of advice he gave might be the biggest piece of advice or “awareness of advice” he’s ever given on his channel, in my opinion. Like damn. Mind blown that other inmates will act like they want to help just to learn about your case to extort you for a time cut.
Bro you are amazing. Just started watching you and about to start binge watching you! You’re amazing
“I just did man” 😂 😂 uno reverse card!
That judge is just trying to remember the list of groceries.his wife told him to get
This stuff is great - more of these videos yo! I didn’t realize how shady the courts are
He is thinking.... Someone give me a lighter, I'm about to use his boots for kindling.
The judge was thinking man I wish I would have called in today.
Haha, love all the body language going in in this courtroom...keep this content up bro.
He is thinking, how can I explain something in such a way this man will finally understand!!
Facts 💯 so many of them and yes I have met some guys that know what they are talking and some are just hungry lmafo
Damn so happy to get that notification 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Love your videos!!
That last judge is the same judge from the latest viral video of the guy driving when he signs into court for driving on a suspended license lmao😂
Oh nooo lol the defense attorney didn’t really just go “Your Honor this isn’t a murder case, it’s ONLY an attempted murder case” Hahahaha oh god lol. “Your Honor he didn’t actually kill anyone, he only tried to kill them. Cmonnnn your Honorrrrrrr”
The Judge; " you might be slick but I'm SUAVE!!! request denied! courts dismissed!" CLINK CLINK!! (cue dr dre music)
Still.
The brother was weak that’s what the attorney wanted to do make him flip out. At times play dumb for your benefit
Youre right all the courtrooms i seen in Michigan has that marble stone backdrop 😂😂
2:12 Look at the judge crack a smile and laugh when dude said that to the prosecutor/lawyer 💀😂
Love your observations of court room marble ! You can go to college But you can't go to college for common sense and that my friend is what this lawyer doesn't have ~
Yeah right 💯 percent correct
I love these court vids. keep doing them !
Thanks for reminding me why I left that life behind me.
You look like you’re 5
Okay nerd life
@@Stopusingmyaccount420 dont okay me boyyy
Okay little boy you only showing how insecure you are.
You need a reminder why u stopped being a pos?
Judge be like: "he smokin his own boots rn"
2 honeybuns and a soup..no that's Funny!!🤣😜
He’s getting funnier every video, thanks for the laugh bro lmao
A Saturday afternoon banger👊🏽till the next👍🏽!
Love these videos of people getting smoked buried under jail lol plus josh does a great job with the commentary of the videos and doesn’t ramble on like some people do..💯🔥
The judge is thinking Oh My God I've got another dumb a** that thinks he knows it all in front of me. Smfh.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew buddy was from Michigan! That damn coat. 😂
What's good man? Glad to see another story from ya today on this relaxing Saturday.
Judge Simpson is thinking about lunch !! So he can tell all of his judge buddies and laugh his ass off 😂😂😂✌️
Judge is using every fiber of his being not to slap this man to death, lol
Nah lockdown, it’s just ceramic tile🤣
I think the honorable Cedrick was thinking “ Bruh!! You know you’re sounding ridiculous you need to sit down, you’re doing to much!! Sounding like Fred Sanford if he was an attorney “ lol!!
That last guy must be cellmates with one Oswald Bates!
"The clerk better have rolled that blunt for breaktime, cus this mofo is sending me crazy now!"
Gotta love when you get that “RNR” bail! Rest & Relaxation. I think you mean ROR=released on own recognizance
"Who's uncle is this"? That's what we say when we go to a cookout and see that ONE DRUNK UNCLE of the family showing out. "Who's uncle is this"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The judgeCedric , is probably thinking why did they let him speak out.
Ah yes, the public pretender. I know them all too well with their doodoo ass deals. 🤣🤣🤣
That judge thinking,you can't write this💩💩💩💩💩
Bruh...i live in Ypsi in Michigan. J. Cedric Simpson is freaking amazing g lol. He always laughs and actually tries to bring some sort of humor to his court room. This dude will bend over backwards for people especially if they try to represent themselves. I love this man. He is an amazing judge and does not let his power get to his head. If every single judge in America was like him we would be in a better place.
I laughed at the R.o.R answer because I knew the judges answer. I agree being on the stand blows alot of dumb same questions to just mess with you. They hate when you dont answer the way they want
The second clip from Syracuse I live on the south side in the valley the 2nd most dangerous part
"I KNOW the constitution" holy crap we got Al Sharpton in the house..
I mean they all look the same
Judge is thinking bout if his fist could reach the defendants throat. 🤷🏼♀️😆
He been my judge 😂😂 Washtenaw district court... he honestly Crack jokes the entire hearing
What up DEATH!? Love coming from right here in Petersburg VA. Keep doing your thing brother!!
He's looking like Charlie Brown hearing the teacher womp,womp,womp,womp
Judge Simpson always gets the characters for some reason lmao.
Straight up G
2:10 "iNfAnTiLe" is the word of the day 💪🧠📖
@TiddyBlaster i dOnT cArE. NoT a BiG dEaL. KeEp cRyiNg
it that Salt treated Marble😮😅😂. He is definitely a jail house lawyer!
Cederic is thinking "yo, my guy just stop your noise brah. Man wants to go home and have my dinner and chill"
The judge is thinking “ I couldn’t give a F bud your getting sent regardless”
He's thinkin what fckn constitution is this guy reciting?!!!!🤣😂🤣
Two honey buns and one soup 😂 he got the best of the best, I'm sure he's out.. 😂
The judge is thinking what the hell bobby😂😂😂😂😂
Some trees, double cup mixed with redbull, couple bagels and 23&1. Breakfast of gawd damn champions!
This lawyer shoulda watched the Pooh Sheisty video
U have the best demeanor my guy, I love it!
What we smoking today Death? Boston butt, some ribs, leg quarters? SOME BOOTS? Oh SHIT!!!
Mad respect Death
I have seen Cedric Simpson a lot. he is a good judge, and more patient than I could ever be!!!
Hes thinking , I'm gonna smoke this guys boots 👢😂
Salt treated marble 😂🤣 priceless
Funny as heck! Judge Simpson probably busted a gut after that inmate.
Yeah! Mornin from Cali y’all! Hope your feelin better bro. ✌️