same dont think ur the only one. and you know what's even worse? I've made two of them. and wait it gets even worse. they're really fucking good. it's pathetic
This recipe gave me explosive diarrhea at the gym, it happened when I was squatting. The only thing getting swole with this is my large intestine with liquid shit.
+Joe marine I am actually muslim and i follow the islamic lunar calendar in which we live in the year 1436 right now, so actually "this shit" is 600 years ahead of its time not old.
foreverwolf fetish: hey kali whats up man wanna hang out at the gym later? kali: bap. foreverwolf fettuccine: ha kali stop playin man lets go get swole. kali: gains. gains. gains. foreverwolf fettywap: alright i get it man forreal. chipotle? kali: pruv em wrong. forevergolf fetacheese: kali pls stahp. kali: reps. foreveradolf fetchthejews: pls kali dont fuk me pls. kali: u READY FOR SUM HYPHY MUD?!?!? foreverwolf fit4less: RICH HELP ME!!!! rich p1ano: does your dick hang lower than your balls? foreverwolf shitness: CMON RICH DONT DO THIS TO ME YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE NATTY! rich p1ano: im sorry man but you are not a true 5%er. i can not help someone unless their dick hangs lower than their balls and ejaculate ben & jerry's ice cream. infinitewolf fitn3ss: VEGAN GAINS HELP ME! Vegan Gains: You are not vegan. foreverwelfare priceless: BUT I DON'T EAT FUCKING MEAT! Vegan Gains: but you about to get some right now. kali: 👦🏿 you gon get sum testosterone for dat bitch ass of yours, tampon boy
I honestly ate this every day for 2 weeks and I gained nearly 3kg. (I have a high metabolism) So yeah good stuff! tastes good as well! (btw I also add a little of cheese to increase the calorie count)
That's one *CHEAP* good high sodium meal by my favorite cook Kali Muscle Copperfield, *BA-BAP. YA HEAR ME*? Looking forward to a 50,000 Calories HYPHY Oreo Strawberry Cream for 1 mothafuckin' Dollar.
This crap is like eating five hot pockets, and drinking nothing but coke in under an hour type stuff or more. This cant be healthy for your body in the long run.
+manofaction6 This is _not_ the way to do it. If you're broke but still want to make gains, tuna cans cost about 25 cents each and are actually healthy for you.
Xavier Phillips What will kill ya first The Alcohol? Or this meal if you eat all of it?? Lmao!! Does look good tho but eating this all the time, not good
Turn that stove on, big bro!!! Stop using that micro wave. Funny guy in these cooking videos got me motivated to cook some chili for the fam. Keep making videos and I'll keep watching, big bro, Peace.
When you've done some time. You can relate always good recipes . For the haters keep haten on kali You just might not be ready for the secret to getting big
Are these meals for dudes who are skinny and find it hard to put size on because I'm the opposite. I put on weight (fat) quickly but getting ripped and seeing my muscles is hard for me. If I ate these type of high calorie meals Kali keeps talking about I would get fat. What annoys me is a lot of bodybuilding advice out there is for skinny guys that are trying to get swole but there is hardly any advice for naturally big guys like me that find it hard to get ripped.
not really. I have a lot of high calorie meals. it may make it harder to get a six pack because I have a little belly. but honestly people don't notice. they all thinck I'm huge and they are all llfcuk surprised even if take off my shirt and I don't think have six pack. you can't notice which my shirt on. and all you have to do is workout hard and you'll burn it all off. just know what you eat. you don't want junk food. eat healthy and be carefully of your sugar then you'll be good.
i watched the video. went to the grocery store, got all the ingredients he had. made it the way he made it. and i gotta tell yall. THIS SHYYT WAS ON POINT. FUCKIN LOVED IT.
This shit works I’m 16 and have had so much trouble gaining I’ve always been scrawny and ever since I’ve used his meals and workouts I’ve been seeing incredible results thanks kali
+Damian Nelson the sponge is not out of place in the kitchen unlike the iron BUT did you see the Fiji water bottle? Kali likes him self some fancy water.
entertainment value 10/10... nutritional value... questionable
+fpstina hahaha best comment here
+fpstina he is pretty stupid
+fpstina This sums up his whole channel, entertaining as fuck, but take all advice with a pinch of salt, especially since some of it's satire.
+fpstina I laughed so hard, this dude's happiness is contagious!
+fpstina hyphy question
I can't believe I sit through every single one of these cooking with Kali videos. Wtf am I doing with my life
same dont think ur the only one. and you know what's even worse? I've made two of them. and wait it gets even worse. they're really fucking good. it's pathetic
+Anthony Derosa good luck with your diabetes or your pancreatitis
+Dfghb Vhhtvhygb lmfao
Man I'm fat asf and I love watching these. I don't make them cause I don't want to die, but still 💀💀
I'm a skinny diabetic and I honestly wish I could at least SAMPLE some of this garbage without going into a coma and waking up blind, lol.
Best natural cooking show. Bap bap!
+NickeyPickorita rofl xD that got me
💯 bap bap 🔫🔫
Sure No Synthol ?
Brasil brasileiro
+Emoji Guy69 ru vou usar tradução
legend has it his cat benches 300
ha
LMFAO
danielmazzei lmmfao laughed until my eyes watered up,funny ass shit.
2 years later his cat max has bumped up to 600
Bop BOP BOP BOOP
This recipe gave me explosive diarrhea at the gym, it happened when I was squatting. The only thing getting swole with this is my large intestine with liquid shit.
+Vardis Damn lolol..........
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
lmaaaaaoooooo
+Beast King your stomach needs to get used to it
Not going to lie. This looks awesome!
Hahahaha Ayy! Jordan J. Thomas
Im scrolling to see if anyone tried it, cause I'm tempted
+Vincent Garza You say it like you're any bigger than him
+OhMyGAWD *Swag* ayee some of that stuff be good i tried some before💯💯
***** black genetics of peace #noracist
I have been eating your HYPHY meals for a few weeks and now I have diabetes
awe shut the hell up. nobody told you to eat them. even if you did its your fault
+a1duzit He was joking dumbass
u got rekt
i got heart failure from these meals
this made me laugh😂 hope it's a joke lmfao
Kali Mussel is my favorite natural clam seafood
+Khalid Emadi You got anything else you BITCH ASS FOLLOWER! Make your own shit instead of copycat others fat nigga bitch !!
+Muzzy Pro Hater of a follower like you ! HAHA you weak bitches have nothng of your own !
+Khalid Emadi
oh keep this dry shit to rich piana videos.
this shit is so old
+Joe marine I am actually muslim and i follow the islamic lunar calendar in which we live in the year 1436 right now, so actually "this shit" is 600 years ahead of its time not old.
Khalid Emadi
i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
gtfo
this mans arms look like spongebobs from that episode with the inflatable arms
REBEL Sayin 🤣🤣
Posting from hospital, after I tried this I got dehydrated from having diarrhea for a month straight
+Max Dangs Man come the Ft on lies a month!
Lyin ass.
Hahaha hahaha dying
Haha that's why you anit buff in a month
It were you swole?
I think he just grabs random shit from his pantry and starts the camera
Yea ,most likely haha
+Ghuss Ws ThAnk you. Some people always gotta be negative.
+Robert Chambers you got it...
its spreads. same stuff people do in prison.
pretty much as long as the caloric intake doesn't change im guessing you can do it with random shit lmao
Worrying about filtered water having cancerous impurities yet the microwave is perfectly safe lol
Its not that serious man 😹😹
+L1LTYGE Plastic flowing into the water, lol. Also, the mercury from the cans of chili, lol.
+T TIME those tumors getting all kinds of gains
+T TIME people don't usually melt the plastic into what they are eating though.
+T TIME maybe it's bpa free
People give you shit Kali, but you crack me up. I'd love to hang out with you for a day. You don't seem fake or putting on an act. You real.
lol is that a joke?
+Angelo Delavinias yeah 😂
+Angelo Delavinias no. I'd love to spend a day hanging out with him. Wouldn't you?
+Foreverwolf Fitness You're funny.
foreverwolf fetish: hey kali whats up man wanna hang out at the gym later?
kali: bap.
foreverwolf fettuccine: ha kali stop playin man lets go get swole.
kali: gains. gains. gains.
foreverwolf fettywap: alright i get it man forreal. chipotle?
kali: pruv em wrong.
forevergolf fetacheese: kali pls stahp.
kali: reps.
foreveradolf fetchthejews: pls kali dont fuk me pls.
kali: u READY FOR SUM HYPHY MUD?!?!?
foreverwolf fit4less: RICH HELP ME!!!!
rich p1ano: does your dick hang lower than your balls?
foreverwolf shitness: CMON RICH DONT DO THIS TO ME YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE NATTY!
rich p1ano: im sorry man but you are not a true 5%er. i can not help someone unless their dick hangs lower than their balls and ejaculate ben & jerry's ice cream.
infinitewolf fitn3ss: VEGAN GAINS HELP ME!
Vegan Gains: You are not vegan.
foreverwelfare priceless: BUT I DON'T EAT FUCKING MEAT!
Vegan Gains: but you about to get some right now.
kali: 👦🏿 you gon get sum testosterone for dat bitch ass of yours, tampon boy
"can't go in the sto, scared of tha fire"😂😂😂😂😂💀💀 I love these videos bruh😂
I honestly ate this every day for 2 weeks and I gained nearly 3kg. (I have a high metabolism) So yeah good stuff! tastes good as well! (btw I also add a little of cheese to increase the calorie count)
Keyboard Warrior Of Justice word 🤔
Lol Kali is eating like he's till in prison lol
😂😂😂 I'm saying bro
😂😂😂💯
+Prolifik Wuhn "represent your shit homeboy" Nate Diaz
+Prolifik Wuhn bet he throws that shit out rght after the videos done
can man tell me how living with high blood pressure is going ?
I think I realised why he breathes like a man going scuba diving
+Jack Caddaye Deviated Septum?
Because its not fucking natural to be that huge and the body struggles to provide it with oxygen?
+geekaleek Na, look every time he finishes his sentence he breathes through his mouth and inhales 3 oxygen tanks at once yes I said at once
tren effects your lungs in an adverse way
+Jack Caddaye This is the funniest shit I have read in a month
Kali Muscle is my favorite natural bodybuilder.
extreme creativity there fella
+Brave SVK THAT COMMENT IS MY FAVE NON ORIGINAL COMMENT ........ NIGGA
+Brave SVK lol did u just say kali is natural. men, you're a fool.
natural mean you dont use powders and that other shit natural is just you and weights
+ryan legarda man* 😊
😂😂 " aye get back little kitty "😂😂
1600 bop bop 1200 bop bop
hahahahaha 😂😂😂
can I get that on a shirt?
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Max
I love how supportive Kali's wife is to his lifestyle.. Good women are hard to find!!
"I use pure water so I don't get cancer"
*microwaves it in plastic*
So I pretty eat this meal once a day and I'll end up looking like Kali by Christmas time. I'm down.
Strength over size, don't forget that ;)
+Michael42 Prime Bro with all that size, I'll be the strongest mofo on the block!
+Vegan Stains Lool some vegan carbs bruh?
+Vegan Stains Nahhh I'm about to go have some cow milk with that cereal!
+strengthOVERsize don't forget about the steroids
Does this man even know what he is talking about when he says "It evens out the calories" Like WTF does that mean?! lmao
Look at him. I think he knows what he's talking about..
he means it evens the number to 4000
dumbass stfu
You sure he's the stupid one my friend?
Drew R he means it makes going to take it to an even 4,000 calories
Bag of fritos for $1...Where you shopping at Kali?
lmao
some hidden dollar store that we haven't found yet
You can't eat as much as him... He is ripped. You are getting ripped, so eat half
i was 5'6 104lbs after i ate hyphy chili im 6'3 280lbs before this i ate top ramen and tuna, y'all better check my resume niga. bop
Do we BAP BAP a gram of tren before or after this meal?
Lmao
maybe a bit of slin before aswell
+Sir Akeruz Aren't you paying any attention to kali's secrets? You BAP BAP 10 IUs of slin BEFORE and 1 gram of tren ace after
+Sir Akeruz Probably before and after lol.
+Sir Akeruz C'mon man everybody knows you mix it directly in with the food
That's one *CHEAP* good high sodium meal by my favorite cook Kali Muscle Copperfield, *BA-BAP. YA HEAR ME*?
Looking forward to a 50,000 Calories HYPHY Oreo Strawberry Cream for 1 mothafuckin' Dollar.
"Clean up as you go" *SLAM* Closes microwave door
OMFG aaaahahahh " They eat Dope " i laughed so hard.
this shits low-key bomb, the best of the hyphy foods, this and the burrito taste the best
really? Do you eat this regularly?
This crap is like eating five hot pockets, and drinking nothing but coke in under an hour type stuff or more. This cant be healthy for your body in the long run.
+Blue King EY he said cheap not healthy
+manofaction6 This is _not_ the way to do it. If you're broke but still want to make gains, tuna cans cost about 25 cents each and are actually healthy for you.
Shit, if tuna were 25 cents a can I'd be eatin' it every other day.
Kali is low key good at math
this gave me the shits I was at school and had to go home cause at gym class we did shuttle runs every step I take I had shit drip out my asshole
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao
#kaliexposed
+Warlock not funny it was my favorite pair of shorts
+this Mexican hates trump oh, dang dude I'm sorry.
A thing y'all fail to realize is that this isn't food to eat before a workout.😂 it's to get the calories that you've burned after a workout back.
You can say what you want about his recipes BUT this man is a LEGEND! I get in a positve mood just by watching his videos, he is entertaining as hell
take a shot every time he says "you see what I'm sayin?"😂
Xavier Phillips What will kill ya first The Alcohol? Or this meal if you eat all of it?? Lmao!! Does look good tho but eating this all the time, not good
10:51 backwoods of sudan ***BILLION DOLLARS*** Bawahahahahahahah
Hello Im Kali Muscle, welcome to Cancer Cooking
Im here for the irony of what kali pushes now lol
2:10 I was like wait aren't you in the kitchen alright for a minute i thought he was gunna get water from the toilet..
when he took the first bite and leaned over its because he clogged all his arteries and had a heart attack
Only if he knew 5 years later he would get one
This looks like literal vomit, Kali. You have outdone yourself on this one
Turn that stove on, big bro!!! Stop using that micro wave. Funny guy in these cooking videos got me motivated to cook some chili for the fam. Keep making videos and I'll keep watching, big bro, Peace.
I like how positive this guy is.
I apreciatted mr kali for his honesty to himself. He is not being hyprocrited and that is gold.
More of these videos kali !
Why the camera girl sound like Deneese from Chris Jones Pump Chasers
bruh, swear I was thinking the same
+Cannon C.j lmao i was thinking that too
+Etc Hosts sure thing
so i made this ok... it tasted fuckin amazing. but when i was at the gym i fucking shit myself while doing squats. feels bad man
MLG_STALIN thats normal. After a few weeks, once you are buff enough, you will be so swole, that your buttcheeks wont let any shit out of your ass.
thats exactly what i want thank you
Inufan75 lmfaooooo
MLG_STALIN LMAO
Lmfao kali puts honey in everything 😂😂
My arteries are clogged and my heart can stop at any second, but atleast im swole af
I’m here for the entertainment I don’t think I’ll ever eat that stuff but I love this guy
when the video started i was like ''he will show that honey''
i bet he threw it all away after the video
my boy kali be killing that universal blck person sound effect. bop bop bop... bop bop
That food is a way to live a short life.
heart attack food right there
TagBanger213 MexicanAssassin Cool story.
+TagBanger213 MexicanAssassin you dumbass he/she means the fucking nutrients like the insane amount of sodium you dumbass
TagBanger213 MexicanAssassin says the 9 year old edgelord
😪
Man i'm not SCARED of this dude... I'll swing on'em.
+Moves McJagger I'm sorry I just wanted to sound tough.
Just dodge his slow punches until he gets winded, then trip him over
Both of you are idiots
OH REALLY? Well if i'm an idiot then why did I take so many special classes in high school?
Special meaning special education classes
You've got to be working out as hard as Kali himself in order to not get extra fat from eating this stuff
Josh Wallbanks extra gh and insulin
Josh Wallbanks u cant make no gains if u dont eat u cant just adopt his fkin workout method
Kali how you get big? "Eat buff nigga! Eatin buff!"
+Chad Penson nigga eating TREN nigga! that's what tf hes eating lol
Lmao this man sprinkled Hyphy Mud on top at the end like it was the coup de grace! Kali Muscle must have a lot of fun making these videos
His food bomb !!!! & he funny as heck 😂😂😂 "these women contaminated" 😂😂😂
This taste better than bacon thanks Kali 🏩🚑
Cali your my favorite Mexican body builder
He's funny as hell...I Ain't hatin but y'all know dats prison casserol...but handle yo badness bruh!!
Love this video! Literally Awesome!
This guy is awsome. Funny as hell
the way kali uses top ramen is the qah i use rice. rice is used with everything for me
Abronymous exactly like a disj isnt complete with out some jasmine rice💃💪👊
god damn kali i love how you told the kids to wait to be married to have sex much respect for that brother and as always great vid thank you sir
When you've done some time. You can relate always good recipes .
For the haters keep haten on kali
You just might not be ready for the secret to getting big
I eat my clean food to his videos, makes my food taste better
a man read your bio it's motivational keep it up bro keep it real all the way from south Texas man...
Nice video Kali
Why he always go 'BOP BOP'?
Are these meals for dudes who are skinny and find it hard to put size on because I'm the opposite. I put on weight (fat) quickly but getting ripped and seeing my muscles is hard for me. If I ate these type of high calorie meals Kali keeps talking about I would get fat. What annoys me is a lot of bodybuilding advice out there is for skinny guys that are trying to get swole but there is hardly any advice for naturally big guys like me that find it hard to get ripped.
I know man lol chris jones show some decent meals though :)
I wouldn't eat this if I was fat or skinny. Take every Kali Muscle says with a grain of salt.
Everything*
not really. I have a lot of high calorie meals. it may make it harder to get a six pack because I have a little belly. but honestly people don't notice. they all thinck I'm huge and they are all llfcuk surprised even if take off my shirt and I don't think have six pack. you can't notice which my shirt on. and all you have to do is workout hard and you'll burn it all off. just know what you eat. you don't want junk food. eat healthy and be carefully of your sugar then you'll be good.
+magic99man1 Prove em wrong!!
They kill me for this😂😂 I can't take it so entertaining tho😂😂😂
Kali Muscle... should i still follow this recipe?? Be honest? Thank you!
you're not in jail anymore it is okay to make regular food
Lmaooo
hips Galore uh he likes eating good noodles everyday 😂😂😂
about 2,000mg of salt per pack! LoL Blood Pressure on FLEEEEEEEK
lol i made this when i was in jail.
Indecent Exposure?
Kali you crack me up, love your enthusiasm! keep up the good work Bam Bam Bam!!
i watched the video. went to the grocery store, got all the ingredients he had. made it the way he made it. and i gotta tell yall. THIS SHYYT WAS ON POINT. FUCKIN LOVED IT.
I can eat whatever and not get the shyyts. Its all genetics man. We have guts of STEEL!
Dude. You left your iron on top of your fridge.
This guy looks like a swole Busta Rhymes
+Cane Sugar Busta rhymes already swole though
Drive Man bruh...
Nabil Haidar Nah, he's getting fat.
+Drive Man weirdo
+Cane Sugar lol yeah Busta eating hyphy without working out
But in all seriousness this looks pretty good when ur baked
Your videos are so entertaining to watch, I may even try one of these recipes lol
Kali u are amazing haha. I enjoy.ur cooking vids!
he done skeeted on himself
For a second when he taste that i though he was having an instant heart attack.
i made and ate all of the hyphy foods and i dont workout
:(
did you gain tho?
+PJ Salavea i gained weight not muscles
+Alperen Güzel ohhh alright, bruh did you have to use the bathroom alot or nahh? 😂
naah my digestion was fine
Ohh alright thenAlperen Güzel
Kali, you are awesome bro.. I think you need your own show on T.V. Keep up the good work
Bop bop top ramen Frito's😂😂 love it
bop bop😂😂
This shit works I’m 16 and have had so much trouble gaining I’ve always been scrawny and ever since I’ve used his meals and workouts I’ve been seeing incredible results thanks kali
Peyton Miller mee too
Just make sure you stay hydrated lots of salt but it's actually good lol
So this actually works how long before you start seeing results??.
gettn the world buff w ramen and honey.
everything this nigga make has ramen and honey for real
So basically all his meals are top ramen, every condiment he likes, and chili mixed together? This dude is the spread king. No thanks.
The good days
come on man. you out of prison, eat some normal food. good grief.
+THConnoisseur naw he used to prison food this shit ain't shit to him
He's just showing people How to Get Swole on a budget. Like seriously why do you hate on this? What is the reason for hating on this?
I love the iron on top on the refrigerator.
+Daneil Wawryer lol
+Kurt Steinmuller I like the sponge in the sink. What else in the background we can point out?
+Damian Nelson the sponge is not out of place in the kitchen unlike the iron BUT did you see the Fiji water bottle? Kali likes him self some fancy water.
Shut you smart bitch Damian Nelson
When i done time, I ate top ramen raw without cooking it. It's not bad :)
mcLOVINdonalds
haha well im glad im not weird.
Hahaha this dude always cracks me up.. brighten anyones day!
Just made a spread while watching this ....Gooooood Stuff 😁 full as hell