Fulgrim has been sighted commiting a lot of orgies and depravated stuff around the galaxy. Abaddon is not happy about this. maybe your wish is gonna come true.
I once knew a guy who insisted that Noise Marines were beholden to Nurgle. His logic was "Earworms and noise pollution" Nurgle would take the earworms a bit too literally...
There is a scene in an early HH novel where remembrancers hopped up on Slaanesh put on a grand concert. Most of the audience absolutely loves it but some of them immediately cover their ears and try to leave. They are casually stomped to death by the rest of the audience which soon devolves into an orgiastic mosh pit. People fuck each other to death; astartes storm rhe stage, grab instruments and start rocking everyone's faces; dancers break most of the bones in their own bodies through impossible movements but still keep dancing; daemonettes are spontaneously summoned; Fulgrim gets the biggest shiniest boner of his life (so far). It's a pretty gnarly chapter.
I imagine Noise Marines make a sound akin to Slave 1's seismic charge, but like, a single one spread over a solid, intense 5 minute song, getting louder in a never ending feedback loop
Imo each noise marine probably makes their very own unique music and it's equal to any skilled celebrity musician on the planet that has ever existed. Each time a person hears a different noise marine it probably sounds like nothing they have ever heard of. These men are supposed to be the absolute best and super human at what they do and the Emperor's Children chose to put that skill into music. They are better than elves in this skill.
Speaking as one of the Prince of Pleasures players, the scenes where Fletcher demolishes your very psyche for being half a nanosecond out is much more fitting. We demand perfection & perfection is what we will have!
I once mixed a Noise Marine-Track, where I layed 3 or 4 different Tracks (each of extreme generes), together with moaning sounds and torture noises. You got a headace after about 10 seconds, but it weirdly worked
@@ЕвгенийМельников-х7ц ha, I wish I actually remixed something. I literally just had a few youtube and pornhub tabs open and had them played at the same time I don't know why I wrote that I actually mixed something. Either I confused some words (not my first language) or I was drunk or something.
Been almost 10,000 years since someone had the requisite amounts of psychological fortitude and warp-infused madness to conduct a performance of Bequa Kynska's "Maraviglia". Bravo!
If you like both metal and Warhammer, look up the song Life is a Worthless Good by Seth Angerer. Inspired by Warhammer, sounds like something noise marines would play on the battlefield.
J.K. Simmons would absolutely NAIL a performance as one of the Traitor Primarchs. Barring the imperialistic ruthlessness of his portrayal of Omni-Man…J.K. Simmons has done enough authoritative roles that playing a Primarch would be a natural fit. If not Horus himself…I’d say Lorgar: weirdly, J.K. Simmons role as Tenzin on “Legend of Korra” demonstrated a wise, philosophical demeanor that would translate well to the tragic piousness of Lorgar.
I simply love the idea that there's a regular ass Mortal simply so obsessed with music that Slaanesh favours him above most marines. "Not my fucking Tempo!" *portal to the warp opens up as a noise marine is dragged in*
Imo, uptempo hardcore / terrorcore is probably the closest thing that exists so far to what noise marines would be blaring out their speakers. Love that stuff. Lemme know of any other extreme music subgenres.
@@ninochaosdrache3189 Which frequency you need is driven by the resonant frequency of the material you want to wreck, and that can vary. Maybe you’re thinking about the volume? Because yeah, that definitely needs to be cranked up louder! 😈
I am unreasonably eager for Emperor's Children to get a World Eaters-style release at some point with more noise marines
Same
End of 10th edition probably.
Neeeed
I will always stan the World Eaters, but god damn do I love Noise Marines and their subwoofer mouth lookin ass nightmare faces
Fulgrim has been sighted commiting a lot of orgies and depravated stuff around the galaxy.
Abaddon is not happy about this.
maybe your wish is gonna come true.
I once knew a guy who insisted that Noise Marines were beholden to Nurgle.
His logic was "Earworms and noise pollution"
Nurgle would take the earworms a bit too literally...
In godblight one civilian has ear worms and I've never mentally recovered reading about it!
@@snigie1 what are warworms
@@GigaBoost sorry, was meant to read ear
a nurgle noise marine would just play on repeat that myth of a sound that make people shit themselves.
@@managarn8038 with warp shenanigans anything is possible
To some it sounds agitating, to others is sounds like the most Beautiful Music they have ever heard.
So it's like country music then?
That's the blessing of chaos baby!
There is a scene in an early HH novel where remembrancers hopped up on Slaanesh put on a grand concert. Most of the audience absolutely loves it but some of them immediately cover their ears and try to leave. They are casually stomped to death by the rest of the audience which soon devolves into an orgiastic mosh pit. People fuck each other to death; astartes storm rhe stage, grab instruments and start rocking everyone's faces; dancers break most of the bones in their own bodies through impossible movements but still keep dancing; daemonettes are spontaneously summoned; Fulgrim gets the biggest shiniest boner of his life (so far).
It's a pretty gnarly chapter.
Death metal
@@PumpkinHeadLemure I believe you mean "Khornetry" music.
I imagine Noise Marines make a sound akin to Slave 1's seismic charge, but like, a single one spread over a solid, intense 5 minute song, getting louder in a never ending feedback loop
“Hey corpse-worshipper! Pass me the aux cord!”
“All right, but you better not play trash- *organs boil inside of his body as he gets vaporized*
@@crusader2412my sides are in orbit holy shit
Imo each noise marine probably makes their very own unique music and it's equal to any skilled celebrity musician on the planet that has ever existed. Each time a person hears a different noise marine it probably sounds like nothing they have ever heard of. These men are supposed to be the absolute best and super human at what they do and the Emperor's Children chose to put that skill into music. They are better than elves in this skill.
This must be when they're setting testing theacoustics and setting up the equipment.
Another masterpiece. I don't understand how you keep putting out memes that are so fresh/creative.
Turning a whole battlefield into a live heavy metal music video.
Plot twist: Henry cavils 40k movie is going to be about noise marines playing “little dark age”punk version/rock version🤔
DEI chaos didn't let it happen.
0/10 I can hear myself thinking coherently and still have all my body parts.
classic loyalist problems
t. Grey Knight
One of my favorite things from the Ultimate Apocalypse Mod was how Noise Marines called opponents "uncultured"
A fellow 40k and PC gamer. Love to see it!
That beat was literally hellfire
The noise marines... you can't even hate this guys. They just have genuine fun on their tour trough galaxy and Chaos Wastes.
“This pleases slaanesh greatly, brothers it is time to get loud.” -the emperor’s children probably
Noise Marines are probably somewhere between Infant Annihilator, Death Grips and, to really get that murderous sonic cacophony, Yoko Ono too.
im a loyalist mechanicus but damn do they produce the most banging tunes in the vast expanse of this galaxy
THE QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH. THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW
Great to see Emmp getting a shout out
Speaking as one of the Prince of Pleasures players, the scenes where Fletcher demolishes your very psyche for being half a nanosecond out is much more fitting. We demand perfection & perfection is what we will have!
THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW
1/10 not noisy enough
It never is!
@@alslaitini1 Slaanesh better refund me cuz I didn't join Chaos for such WEAK MUSIC!
This quiet offends Slaanesh!
Turn that shit up bro I can still hear and I don’t want to hear nothing but sweet rock and roll
I once mixed a Noise Marine-Track, where I layed 3 or 4 different Tracks (each of extreme generes), together with moaning sounds and torture noises.
You got a headace after about 10 seconds, but it weirdly worked
If you have SoundCloud or any other form of sharing the file, please share.
Yeah, give it to us. Dark Prince wills it
@@ЕвгенийМельников-х7ц ha, I wish I actually remixed something.
I literally just had a few youtube and pornhub tabs open and had them played at the same time
I don't know why I wrote that I actually mixed something. Either I confused some words (not my first language) or I was drunk or something.
At least you get to hear a banger as your organs are liquefied
Honestly, I'd join Slaneesh's cause just to hear those sick sweeps.
Accurate. I do rock out to the Dirge of the Dark Prince.
WE ARE AMPLIFIED
As a 40K fan and a musician this makes me incredibly happy.
Oh shit, I never realised Emmure were followers of Slaanesh.
Same 👌🔥👌
Been almost 10,000 years since someone had the requisite amounts of psychological fortitude and warp-infused madness to conduct a performance of Bequa Kynska's "Maraviglia".
Bravo!
If you like both metal and Warhammer, look up the song Life is a Worthless Good by Seth Angerer. Inspired by Warhammer, sounds like something noise marines would play on the battlefield.
Bolt Thrower as well
Seth Angerer sounds like a World Eater
@@amberprice9003 He could be Angron’s son
I think "Warp Traveler" and "Nightsider" from Darktide would fit Noise Marines pretty well, too.
J.K. Simmons would absolutely NAIL a performance as one of the Traitor Primarchs.
Barring the imperialistic ruthlessness of his portrayal of Omni-Man…J.K. Simmons has done enough authoritative roles that playing a Primarch would be a natural fit.
If not Horus himself…I’d say Lorgar: weirdly, J.K. Simmons role as Tenzin on “Legend of Korra” demonstrated a wise, philosophical demeanor that would translate well to the tragic piousness of Lorgar.
"WE ARE FARMERS DUN DUN DUN!"
My brain rattled from this.
Our ears should be bleeding rn.
0:14 Holy shit what is that thickness???!?!?!?!
CAN YOU HEAR US OVER THIS NOISE?!
Of all the concepts in 40K, Noise Marines were one of the oddest.
Well fuck, I guess This is the Chaos I've been waiting for.
One does not simply "hear" Noise Marines
I expected something similar to Author & Punisher, and I received something similar to Author & Punisher.
"And they came. All of them. Even the dragons"
“Just need something to help me chill out while I flay this guy”
ohhhh shit i almost forgot about NOISE MARINESSS :D
Everyones always on about the sex stuff and jokes. But i love slaanesh for the noise. Music is such a passion and i want More.
"Things shall get loud now!"
This is almost my favourite one of your videos.
Just by his performance in this movie alone, I think JK Simmons would make a great commissar
Just thinking about that movie is making me feel anxious.
This is something Skillinger would listen to
I was always stuck between the decision of whether I’d join korn or slaanesh, both being a favourite. This has made up my mind
Fulgrim leaves the Palace to ravage and destroy everything on Terra. Noise Marines: DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
I simply love the idea that there's a regular ass Mortal simply so obsessed with music that Slaanesh favours him above most marines.
"Not my fucking Tempo!"
*portal to the warp opens up as a noise marine is dragged in*
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
Not quite my tempo
Flavius Bile, enjoying his work
E.M.M.P. This Quiet Offends Slaanesh.
The lack of even 1 goff rocker is unfortunate
this pleases the prince.
I meqn the noise marines are describe to use horrible sounds and such, I think Reguetón would be more fitting.
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
Jute gyte is actually a noise marine sent back in time through the warp
Not quite my volume. Louder. *LOUDER*
Noise Marine grenades should be bundles of rubber chicken
Want to make a noise marine transport thingy with speakers so it plays metal on the battlefield.
Another banger
THIS RUSHING OFFENDS SLAANESH!
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ALSO THIS DRAGGING OFFENDS SLAANESH!
I feel like noise marines listen to uptempo hardstyle
I listen to em everyday. It’s called HAIRMETAL
David Lee Roth Champion of Slaanesh
“Eidelon: The Soul-Severed” is a really cool short story….
0:21 that piece, I've never seen that one before
Damn i just finished the book Fulgrim and this got recommended from youtube
Things shall get loud now
Only the best tunes for she who thirsts
What Everyone else hears: you can’t hear anything if you’re a melted pile
Of vibrating flesh.
GWAR needs to do a "Slaanesh" version of them selves - noise marines, half naked dancing demonettes and all.
Someday the Noise Marines will encounter imperial hive mutant subculture and their music, and thus Slaaneshi Pound shall be unleashed.
Slaanesh is when orgy party and the music is just Merzbow or Nurse with Wound
Henry's going to be an Inquisitor
Imo, uptempo hardcore / terrorcore is probably the closest thing that exists so far to what noise marines would be blaring out their speakers. Love that stuff. Lemme know of any other extreme music subgenres.
Even breakcore might qualify
Splittercore as well
Hell yeah, uptempo hardcore is where it's at brother
Terracore
i love extratone
Maraviglia in a nutshell.
When the imperial music kicks in
They beg for sound!
Should've used Messugahs Bleed
This is just mick Gordon’s fans like me
riffs for the dark lord
Noise marines are the only thing about Slaanesh that I like.
Just needs a little screaming and it would be perfect
I loved the idea of noise marines ever since I found out sound is actually weaponized. It's not deadly but hey, it still counts.
If it isn't deadly, the frequence just isn't tuned high enough
@@ninochaosdrache3189 at some point it stops being sound though
@@ninochaosdrache3189 Which frequency you need is driven by the resonant frequency of the material you want to wreck, and that can vary. Maybe you’re thinking about the volume? Because yeah, that definitely needs to be cranked up louder! 😈
This silence offends slanash
But still... It requires MORE COWBELL!
emperors children confirmed!!
This is so good, its ART 😎
Listen to "Igorrr - Hallelujah" with headphones for a real Slaaneshi experience
SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR 🔥
That music really fell flat for a noise marine.
My favourite so far
get some Boltthrower going my homie
This hits a little different while watching Oz... specifically finding this right after the episode he got knocked the fuck out and shit on >_>
Good to see Djent music will be still popular by the 41st millenia
Imagine they playing The Dance of Eternity from Dream Theater. It will be f*kced up 😮