Putting all his eggs in the lolcowlive basket, spending thousands on a home theater, tril baws, etc. Next will be the inevitable rug pull when lolcow show falls apart, followed by a "sigh...rawk bodum" pity party. Wings never changes.
This is true for most lolcows honestly. Chris-chan was an exception because he fell for pretty much every troll attempt up until about the turn of the decade when even following that trash fire became mostly uneventful.
4:02 "ban anyone in muh chat who said that muh voice cracked. That was just some helium escaping from muh bawdy. Its perfectly normal for zepplins and other balloon-shaped organisms to ocassionally leak gas.... real tawlk."
Another classic example of Wings playing a game purely out of obligation, making no attempt to learn it or read up on the mechanics and failing horrendously at basic gameplay, in this case somehow struggling to find the button that does damage to enemies. His chat will have to suffer through a handful of sessions of this before he feels the obligation has passed and he goes back to being a slave to games he hates.
And he wonders why his gaming videos are causing his channel to circle the drain. He's doing the same thing with Marvel Rivals as he did with Helldivers 2 in where he's complaining about the game before he's even booted it up; sighing all the time when he can't be carried. He's everything a streamer shouldn't be, all rolled into one.
lol him healing everyone thinking he was killing them was the most hilarious thing. for someone who is great at every game he plays as he says he clearly didn’t read his skills properly 😂😂
His woods wizard arc! Wings the Grey Neckbeard, Playing Nintendo DS for donations while attempting to kick people out of the McDonald’s he has to recharge at when they talk to him. . . 😂😭🤣
I believe there is a high probability of that. A huge percentage of his time is spent streaming live, and that is also when his stress level and thus his catecholamines are elevated. So yeah, there's really statistically a pretty darn good chance that if he has a heart attack it'll be on camera.
This guy really wasn't gonna give MR a shot when he queues up for deathmatch rather than QP and doesn't bother to look at the ability page that would tell you exactly how to play the character.
It's crazy how every stream has clippable moments. He's always saying he'll quit streaming because of money, but every time he gets a ton of donations-even though he has banned so many of his viewers, donors, and members.
John Bono has always been like that. 2 years ago or so wings was flipping out that he didn't have moderators on his chat because he was getting trolled, John Bono was at a bar and ended up moderating while he was out...
Dude is literally a 30 something year old virgin lol hes said so in chat and he constantly talks about how bad his date goes. He literally is everything Wings says bad about the trolls, yet it fits his mods to a T. The irony is stunning
1:04 People arent going to be guillted anymore. If he ended his channel no one would miss it, because hes done nothing to redeem himself over the past decade.
Shroud calls Marvel Rivals the best game ever, but wings is miserable looking at the start menu. I can only imagine he’s miserable because he knows he’s trash at the game.
He could’ve just played Punisher since he’s supposedly a “pro COD player” and that’s who that character was designed for, but I guess he was too lazy to find him in the menu.
Bro's been threatening to quit streaming for close to a decade at this point, he knows and we all know he ain't going anywhere. I kinda hope he does, at least when Lolcow inevitably falls apart after putting all his eggs in that basket, he'll be forced to do what he fears most: fill out a job application
If he lets it die because of his emotions, he's setting himself up to rely purely on LOLCOW. Could end up bad to not have the diverse streams of income, and people completely forget about him outside of that. Might not get the little bit of money he does now in the future.
Imagine with me if Wings actually continued the workout camp with Kyle. - Wings weighs 220lbs after two years of hard dieting and working out. - Goes on the camping trip with Kyle and Woddy with newfound confidence. - Stays on PKA making a steady and healthy income >Be healthy Richard. > 200 lb, employed, well off ($100k salary in Conway is well off), 5 minutes away from Myrtle beach. Dude is so close to living the dream and doesn't realize it.
You can’t even feel bad for him dude, I like how he can try to switch shit up and maybe get a slight boost in viewers but no. He’s fucking sitting there huffing and puffing talking about some “ uuuggghh, somebody please pay for my rent “ and bring nothing in return.
Breaking banquet, your editing is fucking hilarious. Two call outs. 6:43 The zoom in on the Thing 😂😂 9:49 The perfectly framed Defeat title mimicking siege style 😂😂
He gloats about money and wonders why people dont give him money. He is truely like those people who pretend to be homeless beg for money all day then get in their car and go home and that doesnt work if they dont pretend like they dont have money.
some guy in the chat asked "how is he worse than dsp?" after watching the gameplay i gotta agree lmfaoo , this guy is ass at shooters unless he runs a stack to get carried
3:54 “I don’t do lolcow for anything but the money”. Not that I actually believed this whale but he lied when he said he doesn’t care for the money and only wants to help Tipples pay off his house.
Wings: Doesn't wanna put in the effort to entertain. Is terrible to his audience. Demands money. Refuses to play games that gain views. Also Wings: Why is my channel dying?
"I'm seriously about to quit streaming" - Wings 2016
"im real tawk thinkin about shutting the stream off, quit twitch and go drive the bus"
this fucking guy xD
I love that wings bought a ps5 pro to play ps4 games.
I mean anyone who brought a PRO only get to play ps4 ports XD
and fallout 4 of all things, which is perfectly fine to play on ps4 but he wasted 700 dollars
fallout 4 might as well be a ps3 game
When I left Sony as a company I also stopped doing that sad shit. I got tired of playing on the depression console lol
And then complains that he needs 1400 dollars
Remember, Wingo never gets mad. He gets frustrated or disappointed.
Oh muh lor DeliRevv, if your nawt gunnuh be supportive of the stream, I’m just gunnuh ban yuh
Doesn’t panic either
He doesn’t try to laugh or have a good time. Talk about the game.
And fatter. Don't forget he gets fatter too.
He was pretty damn mad at Mystic last night when he dared flirt, or attempt to flirt, with Becky
$1400 dollars behind… pimp had enough passive income to quit last stream.
Anyone can be $1400 behind on a random number you want 😂
hes making 10k a month from the podcast haha
@@WiseGuyOptionslolcow will only last until boogie is hospitalized
@@jadeyetiGood point! I've decided I'm 26,398 Quetzals (Guatemalan) behind.
@@WiseGuyOptions You know that for a fact? Does he pay you for being his personal cheerleader or is that just something you do for fun?
you can always count on wings to answer the most mundane simple questions with complete anger and annoyance
You can't even talk without donating bud
Even casual opinions or questions like best gun in COD BO 2. He was like "there you go with opinion pieces". TF.
@@naclynerickii soon you won't even be able to watch the stream with donating
Putting all his eggs in the lolcowlive basket, spending thousands on a home theater, tril baws, etc. Next will be the inevitable rug pull when lolcow show falls apart, followed by a "sigh...rawk bodum" pity party. Wings never changes.
what eggs? all he does on lolcow is complain and say he doesnt need the show
Lolcowlive will inevitably fail. No way that show makes it more than 1 maybe 2 years
@@donjuan8124One can only hope. It's a graveyard of washed up UA-cam "celebrities"
I'm loving the buildup.
Dog whimpers
If I stopped watching any Wings content for a year. I could tune in and nothing would’ve change.
This is true for most lolcows honestly. Chris-chan was an exception because he fell for pretty much every troll attempt up until about the turn of the decade when even following that trash fire became mostly uneventful.
I did, haven’t watched a thing about wings since this time in 2024. You are wrong in that things haven’t changed tho….
They got worse.
Im like that with wings and dsp. Once a year or 2 ill go through a phase of watching their vidoes and nothing ever changes.
4:02 "ban anyone in muh chat who said that muh voice cracked. That was just some helium escaping from muh bawdy. Its perfectly normal for zepplins and other balloon-shaped organisms to ocassionally leak gas.... real tawlk."
😂
😂
Arf Arf
He thinks everyone owes him his rent for the month lmao.
We all do! This is wings’ world and we’re all just fortunate enough to be living in it.
Just like dsp, they seriously think they are entitled to YOUR money until the day they die
Kelly leaving after LCL folds will be some EPIC content on here.
Wait is LCL finally ending?
was legit thinking "what's LCL" what a failure of a podcast loool
@@demisagoatTrue. A podcast is only as good as its creator(s) and guests
Man, Wings has seen the DEFEAT screen in every game he's ever been in .
"Thats taken outta CONTEXT"
He also sees it everyday in life
Mf sees it since the day he came out of his moms 🐱
Who hasn’t? This guy has just seen it waaaay more😂😂
Not your best. Literally everyone has seen defeat screens in video games.
Wings playing that one game that saved his life and can't catch a break.
Another classic example of Wings playing a game purely out of obligation, making no attempt to learn it or read up on the mechanics and failing horrendously at basic gameplay, in this case somehow struggling to find the button that does damage to enemies. His chat will have to suffer through a handful of sessions of this before he feels the obligation has passed and he goes back to being a slave to games he hates.
62 IQ
Lol cow playbook
The irony of Wings disliking stoners despite living like one on crack
He takes depression medication instead lol
Only dude i know who dislikes beer xD
He has to project his laziness somehow
He looks like he has the constant munchies so I’m surprised he don’t smoke
More of a meth lab guy. Sits in his trailer all day like how some meth lab workers make Crystal Meth in their trailer.
Daily reminder that wings is a PDF file
And DO NOT donate
Just a minute faster.... That's what I get for watching roller coaster tycoon videos.
Wheel Torque
A large pdf at that. Probably smells too.
he did say the age of consent should be,12
Daily reminder his names Carried Uav
62 IQ Math: He has enough in investments, yet he's $1400 behind for the month. REEL TAWK.
Running Jeff and not healing. Pro gamer move
And he wonders why his gaming videos are causing his channel to circle the drain. He's doing the same thing with Marvel Rivals as he did with Helldivers 2 in where he's complaining about the game before he's even booted it up; sighing all the time when he can't be carried.
He's everything a streamer shouldn't be, all rolled into one.
While also having many rolls
lol him healing everyone thinking he was killing them was the most hilarious thing. for someone who is great at every game he plays as he says he clearly didn’t read his skills properly 😂😂
Playing a healer hero against tanks and wondering why its not working
Did I reach the goal? Yes... but I don't feel like playing it. Then give back the money wingo!!!
The audacity mindset of "how dare you not give me money for free" of streamers like him always staggers me.
Waiting so hard for his Homeless Arc.
we need the lolcow to kick Richard out@@IDK_2V
@@IDK_2Vrock bottom 2.0
His woods wizard arc!
Wings the Grey Neckbeard,
Playing Nintendo DS for donations while attempting to kick people out of the McDonald’s he has to recharge at when they talk to him. . . 😂😭🤣
@@IDK_2V yeah after Richard wished death multiple times on Keem ... great
After 2014 I will no longer be fat
Breaking banquet not making a video on the lolcow episode with Richard and Kelly just shows how fake and scripted it was lol
Yesterday: trolling is almost over
Today: half my chat is trolls. Send me pity donations
"people are just trying to get me to react to stuff so trolls can have videos" is INSANE man
He also admits at 4:49 that the troll shit is dead
his inability to change is why we will watch a live heart attack in the next 5 years
I believe there is a high probability of that. A huge percentage of his time is spent streaming live, and that is also when his stress level and thus his catecholamines are elevated. So yeah, there's really statistically a pretty darn good chance that if he has a heart attack it'll be on camera.
If he reaches december growing like that sciencist should study this specie
Cant wait to type "I was here" in the chat when it happens
It was a sad day when Richard retired from playing COD professionally.
When Wings starts playing a game he doesn't want to play, he turns into DSP lol.
I tuned out of Wings lore after he went on Keems scripted humiliation ritual. It's a shame to see what those SSRIs are doing to him.
his entire life been a humiliation ritual
Ssris are really helpful if you combine them with actually taking care of yourself. They work but they aren't a replacement for a terrible lifestyle
FALLOUT my chair is so classic as a joke damn you are doing good work. It's a life, it's sad, but hilarious. It's a life lmao
“I’m cool as a cucumber”
No way Richard knows what a cucumber looks like, we all know he’s never gone near a vegetable
He knew that was a lie when he said it
The amount of effort that is put into these videos is always amazing
This guy really wasn't gonna give MR a shot when he queues up for deathmatch rather than QP and doesn't bother to look at the ability page that would tell you exactly how to play the character.
It's crazy how every stream has clippable moments. He's always saying he'll quit streaming because of money, but every time he gets a ton of donations-even though he has banned so many of his viewers, donors, and members.
All he ever had to do was embrace being laughed at and collect money.
Wings No Redemption.
John Bono has now become more pathetic than Richard
John Bono has always been like that. 2 years ago or so wings was flipping out that he didn't have moderators on his chat because he was getting trolled, John Bono was at a bar and ended up moderating while he was out...
Dude is literally a 30 something year old virgin lol hes said so in chat and he constantly talks about how bad his date goes. He literally is everything Wings says bad about the trolls, yet it fits his mods to a T. The irony is stunning
John Bono is legitimately regarded. An absolute loser in every sense of the word.
John bono skipped out on a date to mod for wingo. John seems like a psycho tho so maybe that was a good thing for his date.
Patiently waiting for the Divorce Arc Movie
Wings: "I should just quit!"
Everyone SeanBanquet follower: "Sounds like a great idea!"
losing the channel, the wife, then the house. we're in the endgame.
1:04 People arent going to be guillted anymore. If he ended his channel no one would miss it, because hes done nothing to redeem himself over the past decade.
Losing subs. Losing views. Gaining weight.
Wings…..Wings never changes…….
The really sad thing about it all is that he’s naturally crazy athletic, that 400+lb high kick was insane
Jon Jones should consider himself lucky that wings isn't in the UFC
Did kelly actually leave him?!?! Haven't seen any videos just heard it happened
Go watch it, she’s a terrible actress lmao
@Kushroom_ ahhh damnit
They’re letting KBAC help write he scripts, don’t follow any of it if you possible can. It’s all bad acting.
I wish..
watching that rivals gameplay was painful. that's what my teammates be looking like in ranked
Dawg, I-I'm makin easily 80k frum lawlcow live... matta afact just get banned dood
Shroud calls Marvel Rivals the best game ever, but wings is miserable looking at the start menu. I can only imagine he’s miserable because he knows he’s trash at the game.
He can't even figure out Jeff lmao
Says he has enough passive income to not stream, but has donation goals and threatens to end the stream 😂
with his webcam cropped that way, he literally takes more than 50% of the screen space lmfao
Daily reminder that Wings is a PDF file
Daily reminder to stop trying to copy my daily reminder regard
@@XboxNuisanceReal We're brothers in arms; no need to compete. Just keep reminding people that this pile of clothing is a disgusting PDF file.
@@XboxNuisanceReal We're brothers in arms. No need to compete.
@nobushidono9897 no need to copy someone for likes regard
@@XboxNuisanceRealyou're not important nerd shuddup
He could’ve just played Punisher since he’s supposedly a “pro COD player” and that’s who that character was designed for, but I guess he was too lazy to find him in the menu.
I get it now. He makes these pity streams when he can't get wendy's.
Bro's been threatening to quit streaming for close to a decade at this point, he knows and we all know he ain't going anywhere. I kinda hope he does, at least when Lolcow inevitably falls apart after putting all his eggs in that basket, he'll be forced to do what he fears most: fill out a job application
The ad revenue from lolcow live is crazy & they’re “Supposedly” splitting most of the $..So wings just capping
him trying to heal the enemy team as Jeff had me dying
Play Jeff like a tanks is a true 62 IQ move
He's like White Goodman in the credits of Dodgeball
Holy Intro! I enjoyed that 🤣 Fallout intros will never get old
Only Richard could make Marvel Rivals unfun. What a black hole of fun
Wings confirmed himself that the future of content on his channel is going to be chicken tenders and pepsi reviews
Just got this on my recommended, hilarious intro!! 😂
If he lets it die because of his emotions, he's setting himself up to rely purely on LOLCOW. Could end up bad to not have the diverse streams of income, and people completely forget about him outside of that. Might not get the little bit of money he does now in the future.
"I just hate everything." - Wingu
Answers question with such low effort responses…. Then quickly shuts it down “can we move onto something else”
Imagine with me if Wings actually continued the workout camp with Kyle.
- Wings weighs 220lbs after two years of hard dieting and working out.
- Goes on the camping trip with Kyle and Woddy with newfound confidence.
- Stays on PKA making a steady and healthy income
>Be healthy Richard.
> 200 lb, employed, well off ($100k salary in Conway is well off), 5 minutes away from Myrtle beach.
Dude is so close to living the dream and doesn't realize it.
Watching these old heads play Gen Z games and younger are hard to watch. It’s like watching your dad or uncle play a game LOL 😂
You can’t even feel bad for him dude, I like how he can try to switch shit up and maybe get a slight boost in viewers but no. He’s fucking sitting there huffing and puffing talking about some “ uuuggghh, somebody please pay for my rent “ and bring nothing in return.
It always amazes me how wings survived his heavy troll war era with sparky and lions den. I wonder where most of the guys who trolled him went.
I’ve been working in subfreezing conditions for the past 3 weeks and here is old Wingo crying about video games like a kid.
40 years old sits playing video games, pity partying and begging whilst being a total embarrassment, how does he live like that
bro heard the "not mad just dissapointed" bit somewhere and his life is all about saying that every 5 minutes
Breaking banquet, your editing is fucking hilarious. Two call outs.
6:43 The zoom in on the Thing 😂😂
9:49 The perfectly framed Defeat title mimicking siege style 😂😂
Boogie's cancer arc was Wing's biggest "man, is this guy actually a lolcow moment?" then the spotlight returned and things started to normalize.
2:13 accidentally saying "page 6" broke him.
guys he did it
wings finally banned his entire audience
He gloats about money and wonders why people dont give him money. He is truely like those people who pretend to be homeless beg for money all day then get in their car and go home and that doesnt work if they dont pretend like they dont have money.
some guy in the chat asked "how is he worse than dsp?"
after watching the gameplay i gotta agree lmfaoo , this guy is ass at shooters unless he runs a stack to get carried
HAHAHAHAHHA THE FACT THAT HE WAS TRYING TO HEAL THE ENEMIES
that's gotta be the fattest braves shirt made. braves suck bttw.
Leave Atlanta alone man. They are trying 😂😂
Wings: "all my old videos are gone".
You sure about that?
Fallout my chair is gold
When LOLCow Live ends, he has a lot to face.
3:54 “I don’t do lolcow for anything but the money”. Not that I actually believed this whale but he lied when he said he doesn’t care for the money and only wants to help Tipples pay off his house.
Never got an answer to my Helldivers 2 question... I'd love to see him rage at it
Wings: Doesn't wanna put in the effort to entertain. Is terrible to his audience. Demands money. Refuses to play games that gain views.
Also Wings: Why is my channel dying?
if it werent for keem this guy would be on the streets yet all he does is complain
Ding dong has never heard of edibles.
Let's be real, basically nobody is ever talking about edibles.
The shark is a healer. He is supposed to be healing his team not killing enemies lol
My man really picked a healer for DPS lol and thought he could cook
shout out breaking banquet
Jordie would be so much chiller if he smoked weed
Who’s Jordie?
Weed smokers are just as big a losers as Wings is, if not more.
Can't wait for the finale Richard Gone
Its ok Wings ALL your old HIGHLIGHTS will be online FOREVER.
Can't believe how bad all these streamers are at Marvel Rivals 😆
Time to up the mg of Richard's prescription.
It only takes his channel "dying" for him to touch a game he said he would never play lmao.