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Episode 182 - What Guys Want

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  • Опубліковано 7 кві 2021
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 821

  • @bradleymartinez185
    @bradleymartinez185 3 роки тому +3331

    There was enough energy in the first 3 minutes to power a small town

    • @ReesePlaysGamez
      @ReesePlaysGamez 3 роки тому +55

      Watched this at 12:30 in the morning. Usually it’s more chill at the start so I started watching. Biggest mistake

    • @sophiatreveeneo
      @sophiatreveeneo 3 роки тому +13

      i literally died bruh

    • @bradleymartinez185
      @bradleymartinez185 3 роки тому +8

      @@ReesePlaysGamez I was getting ready for bed and then this happened. I regret it but in the best way

    • @toasty9113
      @toasty9113 3 роки тому +26

      I can confirm this. I watched for 2 minutes and my heart exploded and I shit myself and threw it on my stove (personal decision)

    • @adi5877
      @adi5877 3 роки тому +3

      to power india

  • @vonathan00
    @vonathan00 3 роки тому +2361

    Cody and Noel: “people hate hearing us talk about diarrhea”
    Also Cody and Noel: talk about diarrhea for 9 minutes

    • @NotUnique_
      @NotUnique_ 3 роки тому +26

      I mean it's pretty obvious they gonna do that but you made me giggle so here's my like

    • @BenHawkinsvids
      @BenHawkinsvids 3 роки тому +24

      Ty for letting me know when it ends lol

    • @bronwyn2380
      @bronwyn2380 3 роки тому +1

      lmaoooo i think i’m immune at this point. they said 4:07 & i had no reaction, they’re really fuckin w/ me

    • @kinvarar5236
      @kinvarar5236 3 роки тому

      I love the diarrhoea talk

    • @uwu-uv4mg
      @uwu-uv4mg 8 місяців тому

      This is why I don't watch the pod when i'm eating

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted 3 роки тому +1239

    Cody’s camera angle makes me feel like we’re food in the microwave and he’s waiting for us to cool down.

  • @user-rm3iy4ye2l
    @user-rm3iy4ye2l 3 роки тому +963

    I think this might be up there with the **BRUH wocky slush** intro

    • @jootuve5999
      @jootuve5999 3 роки тому +5

      Which ep was that?

    • @heytherejay04
      @heytherejay04 3 роки тому +23

      @@jootuve5999 episode 175 “leave britney alone”

    • @eonnephilim852
      @eonnephilim852 3 роки тому +3

      better imo lmao

    • @friedbolognasandwich
      @friedbolognasandwich 3 роки тому +19

      Noel did a wocky slush bit on is live yesterday and I've listened to that episode too AND I STILL DON'T UDNERSTAND IT AT ALL OR WHERE IT CAME FROM AND I LAUGH EVERYTIME HELP WHAT IS IT

    • @jootuve5999
      @jootuve5999 3 роки тому +3

      @@friedbolognasandwich not sure but i think this is the original ua-cam.com/users/shortsKknzBT95GqQ?feature=share

  • @s0phi329
    @s0phi329 3 роки тому +877

    did not turn my volume down like the absolute revolutionary I am... it was a mistake to say the least

    • @egormc5919
      @egormc5919 3 роки тому +1

      saaame

    • @NotUnique_
      @NotUnique_ 3 роки тому +4

      *Regret fucking nothing mah dude*

    • @sakuraqueen1734
      @sakuraqueen1734 3 роки тому +7

      Funny and sad I actually turned it up b/c I needed to go throw out the trash and it's night time 😅 I was like hopefully it'll scare away any kidnapper 😂

    • @michaelfoshee3859
      @michaelfoshee3859 3 роки тому +2

      you're a god damn maverick

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 3 роки тому +2

      Cody should’ve turned his down... he already has sensitive hearing from old age

  • @randylahey1410
    @randylahey1410 3 роки тому +362

    shoutout to TMG for reminding us that yelling unnecessarily is always funny

  • @mar2939
    @mar2939 3 роки тому +1982

    why is cody so close and personal, this is not the button please back up

    • @c0ttage
      @c0ttage 3 роки тому +110

      look at least his camera is uncomfortably good

    • @JOEHAA562
      @JOEHAA562 3 роки тому +40

      shits better than his regular set up

    • @kanjo4976
      @kanjo4976 3 роки тому +4

      Is there a Arthur meme I missed???

    • @JOEHAA562
      @JOEHAA562 3 роки тому +5

      @@kanjo4976 coincidence
      but i only did reply to this because i saw his profile picture

    • @sakoabajian9520
      @sakoabajian9520 3 роки тому +1

      gay snowflake

  • @camillechip
    @camillechip 3 роки тому +838

    Why is Cody testing out the ASMR boyfriend camera angle on the podcast?

    • @albinhelen514
      @albinhelen514 3 роки тому +16

      Nah is boyfriend angel would be from the above

    • @calisha1889
      @calisha1889 3 роки тому +10

      @@albinhelen514 ah I just got this joke. We love our short kings

    • @allykosher2843
      @allykosher2843 3 роки тому

      I'm dead

    • @sara.yymm33
      @sara.yymm33 3 місяці тому

      He has one now

  • @gabbyf02
    @gabbyf02 3 роки тому +790

    This is the first time Cody's video quality has been better than Noel's.

  • @wildemedia2439
    @wildemedia2439 3 роки тому +476

    I find it hilarious that they're talking about death by diarrhoea whilst Cody is wearing a "Liquid Death" hat

  • @allisonweiner4542
    @allisonweiner4542 3 роки тому +380

    camera angles getting real intimate this week

  • @Drew.Anderson
    @Drew.Anderson 3 роки тому +712

    Noel slightly overcorrects his "low energy" read by becoming Zack de la Rocha of Rage Against The Machine

  • @brave.9560
    @brave.9560 3 роки тому +167

    cody’s angle being so close up reminds me of those teachers that would peek over your shoulder when you’re doing your work so close to your face that you can smell their coffee breath

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 3 роки тому +13

      Lol I have such vivid memories of teacher coffee breath

    • @shyadavis7264
      @shyadavis7264 3 роки тому +3

      Then they hit the class with the “Guys make sure you’re reading the questions carefully” 🥲

  • @victorasalazar
    @victorasalazar 3 роки тому +295

    Can someone compile Noel’s ad reads into one video so I can fall a sleep to something at night.

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 3 роки тому +75

      Imagine that but it ends with the one of him screaming

    • @syds8752
      @syds8752 3 роки тому +4

      @@mack7235 lmaoooo

    • @Rue2love
      @Rue2love Рік тому +1

      I would love a video of that!

  • @phishdough
    @phishdough 3 роки тому +691

    I like the way this episode is shot I can almost smell their breaths.

  • @ahmadbarghouthi6448
    @ahmadbarghouthi6448 3 роки тому +484

    two guys in their 30’s talking about diarrhea, exactly what i needed to listen to at 5:43 am

    • @adi5877
      @adi5877 3 роки тому +3

      why you lying dawg it's 8àm rn

    • @eep3
      @eep3 3 роки тому +22

      @@adi5877 time zones

    • @-SidneyPrescott
      @-SidneyPrescott 3 роки тому +15

      bro its literally 9pm what are you talking about

    • @BobBob73271
      @BobBob73271 3 роки тому +4

      Bro what it’s literally 12:52 right now

    • @Trillestfonzy
      @Trillestfonzy 3 роки тому +4

      Huh? It’s 10:47pm

  • @Val-jj7rg
    @Val-jj7rg 3 роки тому +431

    No no no but Noel and Cody mentioning that they’re gonna be in a retirement home together is so cute. They are really inseparable no matter what.

  • @meig8136
    @meig8136 3 роки тому +220

    shocking that ppl didn’t like the diarrhea tier list...i loved it

    • @calisha1889
      @calisha1889 3 роки тому +11

      It was hard to click on but it was actually funny if you can get past the expectations based on the thumbnail/title. It's just too gross lol

    • @RoguePlutonia
      @RoguePlutonia 3 роки тому +1

      It was hilarious

  • @GANGSTARR.xo76
    @GANGSTARR.xo76 3 роки тому +276

    The add read feels like the back of the class kids presenting there project

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 3 роки тому +7

      Ad, short for advert or advertisement

    • @likesc00b59
      @likesc00b59 3 роки тому +1

      And also, their

    • @GANGSTARR.xo76
      @GANGSTARR.xo76 3 роки тому +4

      @Rachel T. Ho neh no way 🤙🏾

    • @Th3oSK
      @Th3oSK 3 роки тому +2

      @@GANGSTARR.xo76 think she was trying to say it’s ad with one d

    • @GANGSTARR.xo76
      @GANGSTARR.xo76 3 роки тому +4

      @Theo Sk ho neh no way🤙🏾

  • @anon3384
    @anon3384 3 роки тому +558

    Cody and Noel are really gonna be those two old farts in the retirement home who all the nurses hate

    • @usamatariq9897
      @usamatariq9897 3 роки тому +16

      dude lmaaooo

    • @joule9255
      @joule9255 3 роки тому +6

      Thats exactly What they said

    • @tomboy2980
      @tomboy2980 3 роки тому +8

      nurse 1: who do these guys think they are anyway
      nurse 2: oh they were commentary youtubers
      nurse 1: oh that actually makes an amazing amount of sense

    • @billiebossanova8095
      @billiebossanova8095 3 роки тому +5

      @@tomboy2980 the nurses are gonna be the ones who are actually gonna like them because some of their fans are gonna be nurses and be like omg I used to be a really big fan. 😂😂

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 3 роки тому +5

      That’s if they escape the asylum first.

  • @hioiij
    @hioiij 3 роки тому +81

    With Cody so close to the screen I feel like I'm third wheeling a facetime call, noice.

  • @almourie
    @almourie 3 роки тому +105

    The trauma the first 3 min brought me, memories of my managers screaming over the walky talki to get more credit card enrollments

    • @ashleyfloyd3084
      @ashleyfloyd3084 3 роки тому +5

      I’m sorry for laughing girl

    • @chaseclearwater2758
      @chaseclearwater2758 Рік тому

      APPLY APPLY APPLY GO GO GO GO GO
      DONT FORGET DON'T FORGET DON'T FORGET DON'T FORGET DON'T FORGET DON'T FORGET DON'T FORGET DON'T FORGET

  • @ConstantVisual
    @ConstantVisual 3 роки тому +213

    I’m so used to Noel and Cody being all funny and swearing in each sentence, that every time they start speaking nerd I get confused for a second

    • @sav-
      @sav- 3 роки тому +6

      Speaking nerd lmao

    • @0000AD
      @0000AD 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I forget they’re actually smart af 😂

    • @uwu-uv4mg
      @uwu-uv4mg 8 місяців тому

      I actually like listening to them talk about serious stuff but i feel like they're always pressured to be funny so they just dumb themselves down and talk about diarrhea

  • @ryssg0d
    @ryssg0d 3 роки тому +243

    pissed that noel got the perfect punk/hardcore voice just by clipping the shit out of the mic

    • @hm-fy5iz
      @hm-fy5iz 3 роки тому +1

      that's how everyone gets the perfect punk and hardcore vocals

    • @handleerror
      @handleerror 3 роки тому +1

      And his corpse impression was so good it scared me

  • @cassiesteele8456
    @cassiesteele8456 3 роки тому +248

    TMG Cured my depression, heightened my anxiety tho

  • @user-du1vj3ro1j
    @user-du1vj3ro1j 3 роки тому +107

    The fart bit is one of the funniest things in recent tmg history its gonna be all over those tmg compilations years from now just you see

  • @thelifeofpablito5003
    @thelifeofpablito5003 3 роки тому +171

    Cody is inches away from kissing his camera and I don't know how to feel about that

  • @OlliePattz
    @OlliePattz 3 роки тому +93

    it's nice to finally see Cody using his real voice 9:28 and not feeling self conscious about his age

  • @NotUnique_
    @NotUnique_ 3 роки тому +146

    I saw the warning and I ignored it thinking it was just their usual random moaning ... I wasn't prepared y'all and I'm still shaking

  • @raihammalik
    @raihammalik 3 роки тому +160

    ty for the headphone warning def needed it 😭😭

  • @alexs4946
    @alexs4946 3 роки тому +86

    Cody: we built our channels sitting at our desk people wouldn’t like us transitioning to blog style
    *cody literally started his channel vlogging with caramel macchiato boy*

  • @nova248
    @nova248 3 роки тому +81

    Jesus christ noel, dropping a brick waveform lets goooo

  • @joethomas12
    @joethomas12 3 роки тому +38

    This is low-key a fire episode, Noel is surprisingly good at fart noises

  • @CrystalRubio246
    @CrystalRubio246 3 роки тому +67

    In the best way possible, I have a feeling that all of the viewers are the kids in the back of the class. 😂

  • @leighjames2143
    @leighjames2143 3 роки тому +72

    I feel like im sitting in front of the two weird kids in the back of the class

  • @alexjenkins6056
    @alexjenkins6056 3 роки тому +72

    i love screamo 🥰

  • @huh8832
    @huh8832 3 роки тому +29

    cody’s so close to his camera it reminds me of “got any games on ur phone?”

  • @gabrieller4260
    @gabrieller4260 3 роки тому +43

    this was prob one of the best episodes- the cold opens are always so fcking funny

  • @memow7835
    @memow7835 3 роки тому +79

    Damn. Cody's visuals looken CLEAN this episode.

  • @circusjanitor
    @circusjanitor 3 роки тому +92

    Podcast quality has gone up 1000000% since y’all started doing the cold opens💀

  • @coneyislandqveen
    @coneyislandqveen 3 роки тому +26

    not even a minute in and im already crying. that beginning bit is too funny

  • @vannhi121
    @vannhi121 3 роки тому +40

    next podcast should be filmed from the back of their heads to spice things up

  • @zeltzinmozo9329
    @zeltzinmozo9329 3 роки тому +22

    Brah this intro has to be one of their top 5 ever 😭

  • @aabraham6149
    @aabraham6149 3 роки тому +25

    headphone warning:
    Cody: today's *free* episode
    Noel: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @denmcgrew70
    @denmcgrew70 3 роки тому +22

    You know its a good one when they need to stop a bit because its TOO funny

  • @reagansmith9509
    @reagansmith9509 3 роки тому +35

    my boy chili just wants to be in the episode

  • @chloebrown1977
    @chloebrown1977 3 роки тому +22

    I like the implication that they’re gonna be in a retirement home together LMFAOOOOOO

  • @avinavar4818
    @avinavar4818 3 роки тому +27

    Everyone the last two weeks: “lmaoo Cody filming off a LG Smart Fridge, he filming off a microwave, off an HP Officejet Pro printer lmao”
    Cody this week: “oh that wasn’t clear enough? Well you’re gonna see my face clear as blue ass water today. Count my pores bitches.”

  • @christosioannouin
    @christosioannouin 3 роки тому +6

    I never thought I would see people sharing so much of my sense of humor so articulately at this age. Kinda wish I could meet you guys

  • @thekingofawsome21
    @thekingofawsome21 3 роки тому +19

    Cody is slowly becoming more and more Classic Orange County beach city white guy. The hair, the surfing and now wanting to be a motor sports guy

  • @justiceyoung1860
    @justiceyoung1860 3 роки тому +15

    Noel got them old school hardcore band vocals

  • @leahrogers1967
    @leahrogers1967 3 роки тому +14

    Cody is noels biggest fan honestly

  • @Handlewithc4re
    @Handlewithc4re 3 роки тому +11

    Noel in the condom ad read sent me, he was so into it. Like way too comfortable in that voice

  • @toriwilson569
    @toriwilson569 3 роки тому +28

    I will buy whatever y’all selling like that, it didn’t even have a name and I was ready with ma debit card

  • @jaroosbeats
    @jaroosbeats 3 роки тому +10

    Where is today's episode :(

  • @Jimmette
    @Jimmette 3 роки тому +1

    2:02 sometimes this plays in my head when i am struggling to collect my groceries at the self checkout counter and there is a long line of people waiting

  • @bubbles10638
    @bubbles10638 3 роки тому +23

    only 2 minutes in and I already know this is a gonna be a good one

  • @julescegan
    @julescegan 3 роки тому +8

    Loving Cody’s hair!! I had a pixie cut and he’s inspired me to grow it out thru quarantine. Thanks Cody 💪💪

  • @Hozebawt
    @Hozebawt 3 роки тому +17

    Thumbnail going crazy

  • @buhbuhbrittney
    @buhbuhbrittney 3 роки тому +9

    KEEP UP THE ENERGY NOEL

  • @madisontomes8032
    @madisontomes8032 3 роки тому +2

    Having diarrhea and listening to the podcast rn. Such a vibe.

  • @ryanholiday4266
    @ryanholiday4266 3 роки тому +15

    My headphones were pairing during the warning, now I’m going to the hospital with my ears bleeding 🙂

  • @Mac-vl4vn
    @Mac-vl4vn 3 роки тому +11

    2 minutes of earrape and talking about diarrhea and this is already the funniest episode by far

  • @ulicnikmark24
    @ulicnikmark24 3 роки тому +4

    I just imagine Cody is actually into trains and Noel didn't acknowledge it at all 😂😂

  • @dylangonzalez1688
    @dylangonzalez1688 2 роки тому +2

    Noel upping his energy is in my top 5 favorite bits

    • @dirtythirty_30
      @dirtythirty_30 Рік тому

      I come back every once and awhile just to cry laugh hysterically

  • @imawafflelad8641
    @imawafflelad8641 3 роки тому +8

    noel could be the vocalist for an australian metalcore band and i would love it

  • @zachmoore1971
    @zachmoore1971 3 роки тому +4

    i found it really funny how as soon as you guys started talking about diarrhea again i sat down on the toilet and had some pretty gnarly diarrhea

  • @ratasrevueltos
    @ratasrevueltos 3 роки тому +2

    57:28 "jimmy.. i think you're sus"
    my fav bit

  • @Thom.sullivan
    @Thom.sullivan 3 роки тому +390

    Guys just want That's Cringe: Girl Defined part 3

    • @brandierae5506
      @brandierae5506 3 роки тому +32

      girls too 🥲

    • @NotUnique_
      @NotUnique_ 3 роки тому +4

      This fact is so true, it turned the living heck of me on.

    • @than217
      @than217 3 роки тому +39

      "How to Wocky Slush in a God Honoring Way"

    • @NotUnique_
      @NotUnique_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@than217OMG I can't breathe lol

    • @lolanaenamilo2395
      @lolanaenamilo2395 3 роки тому +5

      All I want is to see their husbands live their happily ever after

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey 9 місяців тому

    Noel's "they told me more energy" ad voice still cracks me up

  • @causeandeffect8969
    @causeandeffect8969 3 роки тому +2

    there is a programme that has loads of security cameras! i remember finding it on my amazon prime stick, it was an application that was some sort of pirate-y name / logo and it had loads of different cameras on there. Some of them were skylines of cities like Moscow, others were inside animal enclosures and i remember one being strapped to the back of a shark 24/7. if someone finds it let me know but there was some weeiiiird shit on there

  • @laurajimenez2597
    @laurajimenez2597 3 роки тому +7

    Noele "im not gonna be screaming anymore"

  • @Marie01165
    @Marie01165 3 роки тому +4

    I still watch Kold world. God ya gotta bring that back, it was amazing.

  • @absoluteunit4355
    @absoluteunit4355 3 роки тому +5

    shiterrorist was one of the funniest bits y’all have done idk what everyone else is on

  • @Ndnman720
    @Ndnman720 3 роки тому +1

    The amount of energy in the first couple minutes of the podcast is enough to jumpstart King Kong's heart.

  • @chaching2820
    @chaching2820 3 роки тому +7

    Damn Cody back up💀

  • @lukas_432hz
    @lukas_432hz 3 роки тому +4

    Its so nice to have a long day, go buy a nice pizza, put my favorite podcast of quality conent and as soon as I start eating they talk about diarrhea for 10 minutes

  • @teaganjade4572
    @teaganjade4572 3 роки тому +1

    31:00 The clip Cody’s thinking of is that kid throwing the basketball at his head going “yeaaaaahhh”

  • @ggilft4073
    @ggilft4073 3 роки тому +8

    Someone make a hardcore djent beat out of the screaming they did lol

  • @amberquach3920
    @amberquach3920 3 роки тому +4

    Cody in 4K at the local Marriott

  • @victoriaalmanza381
    @victoriaalmanza381 3 роки тому

    ngl, no pixel is so freaking entertaining to watch. i understand that it sounds like dork central, but it's just something else entirely.

  • @mrgatsby
    @mrgatsby 3 роки тому +1

    I'm almost positive that at 47:00 Kode was thinking about the TV show Person of Interest

  • @drewdenlinger9454
    @drewdenlinger9454 3 роки тому +1

    cody’s little “ow..” after noel screamed is destroying me

  • @jarrahdweule
    @jarrahdweule 3 роки тому +3

    4:18 Cody judging my open tabs.

  • @michaelfoshee3859
    @michaelfoshee3859 3 роки тому +1

    I love that cody is talking about the shiterrorist while wearing a hat that says liquid death

  • @misskaydawkins
    @misskaydawkins 3 роки тому +1

    I am 1000% convinced Noel’s SCREAMING caused my podcast app to crash. Fuck a coincidence 🤣

  • @caley.j.n
    @caley.j.n 3 роки тому +11

    Hey kings, back for another week

  • @leahrogers1967
    @leahrogers1967 3 роки тому +9

    I feel like I’m watching this live for no reason

  • @JVeezy109
    @JVeezy109 3 роки тому

    When Noel mentioned the concept of a hub for feeds of public (and otherwise) cameras that are tapped into and presented for viewers, he's actually describing something that already exists. There are websites that have channels for random cameras from around the world (security cams, public cctv, traffic cams, etc.) that you can watch. I don't know how legal these services are, but I'm fairly certain there are examples on the clear web as well as the deep web. I wouldn't provide them even if I could, but I don't know any of these kind of domains off-hand.

  • @shafertasso
    @shafertasso 3 роки тому +19

    I was so ready for Noel to scream “I wanna see a CIRCLE PIT! Don’t forget to download HONEYYYYYYY”

  • @amalie7154
    @amalie7154 3 роки тому +3

    in norway the teachers let us sit wherever we wanted in the classroom so there was just a long ass row allll the way in the back, whilst i sat completely alone in the front, middle...just cus i couldnt see the board otherwise

  • @katyclaflin1184
    @katyclaflin1184 3 роки тому +1

    I can straight up hear noels internal monologue tryna hype himself to do the ad with more charisma

  • @DoGzrule430
    @DoGzrule430 3 роки тому +8

    Episode 182 - What Guys Want feat. Noel's Neck Vein

  • @pirouzufan
    @pirouzufan 3 роки тому +4

    I'm gonna be the one to say it and defend the diarrhea bits that you guys do especially the one about the lady getting attacked with a bucket lol that part where cody starts to describe it and say it looked like crusted over queso dip 🤣 like a chicken pot pie that killed me

  • @blogfirstlast
    @blogfirstlast 3 роки тому +1

    I worked at a Starbucks in SoCal and every Saturday at 6 am a group of guys did exactly what they’re talking about. I think they occupy gelson’s across CA

  • @angiethegenie
    @angiethegenie 3 роки тому +1

    I really appreciate the warning at the beginning

  • @PepperTheDeadly
    @PepperTheDeadly 3 роки тому

    NOT the "how bout that backflip tho" reference omg that killed me

  • @MrCgthug
    @MrCgthug 3 роки тому +1

    I love the immediate synonymous head bobbing to the Carti clip 😂

  • @juventustv8467
    @juventustv8467 3 роки тому +3

    These guys have the best chemistry

  • @dons9154
    @dons9154 3 роки тому +1

    I think the movie Cody was talking about was The Dark Knight, where Batman used a device to hack into all phones and use sonic images, like a bat, to track down the Joker.