I like how after Griffin asks Travis to recount that one breakfast he eats that's a disgusting monstrosity, Travis has to take a minute to think "well, which disgusting monstrosity breakfast is he talking about?"
I also have not lost the Kid Impulse™. The other day I sat and ate an entire bowl of baked beans and noodles while my sister retched in the background. It wasn't bad
Travis says it SO regularly like "haha yeah this is normal, I eat my everything bagels everyday!" it's not he is commiting food crimes with no punishment
I would go to the theaters and buy an overpriced ticket and 7 dollar per ounce popcorn to watch a film titled, "Eat, Nap, Pray, Nap, Love, Disappointment, Cry, Sit on the Toilet for Four Hours."
A bagel with cheese and mustard...what the fuck? I'm German and I put mustard on everything, but even I would never mix a bagel with cream cheese and mustard.
okay but the other day i made a "breakfast sandwhich" which was just scrambled eggs, regular sausage, and jelly between toast and i was really about to put mayo on it so i get it
his diet is a Travisty
I like how after Griffin asks Travis to recount that one breakfast he eats that's a disgusting monstrosity, Travis has to take a minute to think "well, which disgusting monstrosity breakfast is he talking about?"
what the FUCK travis
I was expecting something horrid by the way Griffin was going on to find out it's just a sandwich
In the AU where Travis didn't get married he's dead. Thank Teresa for Travis.
*Thank Travis for Teresa for Travis
At the age of 29
Thank Jesus for Travis and Teresa is Jesus.
I love how this was just three years ago and now his instragram is 99% meals that look professionally prepared.
Bec Wikel it’s the blue apron
you know what that is? growth
Better yet is the 'salad a day' now he's posting.
Please, Travis, we can't keep doing this
BAGEL HEAVEN NOW
I saw chicken rings at the store and muttered “jesus” under my breath
Travis please stop eating like this, people love you.
he's married now, nobody who loves him on that level would allow him to continue eating like that
Will someone grab a ladder so griffin can climb out of that well
I also have not lost the Kid Impulse™. The other day I sat and ate an entire bowl of baked beans and noodles while my sister retched in the background. It wasn't bad
As soon as he said mustard I had a look on my face that can only be described as unholy
Travis says it SO regularly like "haha yeah this is normal, I eat my everything bagels everyday!" it's not he is commiting food crimes with no punishment
I would go to the theaters and buy an overpriced ticket and 7 dollar per ounce popcorn to watch a film titled, "Eat, Nap, Pray, Nap, Love, Disappointment, Cry, Sit on the Toilet for Four Hours."
what the fuck Travis
Munch Squad Challenge; Travis Edition
What that lassie Griffen is trapped down a well
Can confirm the existence of chicken rings, I fucking loved those things when I was younger
god I wish I were travis
“Christ on a bike”
Eat, Pray (to the lord for mercy) Love: The Travis Mcelroy Story
We Are All Travis
god bless whoever did the subtitles
Fun fact this is the first thing that comes up if you UA-cam search “MBMBAM adhd”
Set 8 miis with different food names against each other in smash and let them Duke it out
griffin sounds... numinous
you made me use a dictionary hope you're proud
Travis freaking gets it. All i ever crave is a sweet sweet chicken sandwich. Everyday. All the time.
i used to eat those chicken rings as a kid and they gave me wicked diarrhea every time
And now he eats salad. How much this boy has grown.
I M A G I N E a point in time where chicken rings are just a twinkle in Mr. Purdue's eye
but he just made a sub in bagel form, what's wrong
He ate it for breakfast, that's what's wrong
MUSTARD?????
Wait, wait, wait, can I get the full bagel recipe?
Yeah just take literally whatever is in your cabinets and fridge, shove it into a bagel and eat it
I mean... i do everything bagel, chive cream cheese, smoked salmon, honey mustard, and dill? Its very good but it doesn't sound like travis's thing..
A bagel with cheese and mustard...what the fuck? I'm German and I put mustard on everything, but even I would never mix a bagel with cream cheese and mustard.
oh my fucking god- i forgot about chicken rings!! I had them in school!!
okay but the other day i made a "breakfast sandwhich" which was just scrambled eggs, regular sausage, and jelly between toast and i was really about to put mayo on it so i get it
Disgusting
3:20
That bagel doesn't sound THAT unreasonable, though... or is my diet already just fucked beyond belief?
I was gonna make fun of Travis for buying something that upsets his stomach but tbh... I fucking love dairy but I have a dairy intolerance 😭
frozhen chicken rings