HEY I KNOW THAT THIS REPLY IS LESS LATE THAN MY LAST REPLY BUT I GOOGLED IT AND THERES A WHOLE COSMO ARTICLE ABOUT THE MERCIFULLY FICTIONAL CHRISTIAN GREY'S PERSONAL PAIR OF SEX JEANS, HIS JEANS FOR SEX, WHICH HE REFERS TO AS HIS "FAVORITE JEANS. HIS DJs. DOM JEANS" AND IM SLAMMING MY HANDS ON THE TABLE IN DISGUST
I'm depressed, and I put my jeans in the freezer after about a week of wear for a few days. it kills the smell, the colour doesn't wear out, and I don't accidentally go back to them when I've changed jeans because they're fucking cold on your balls.
i'M DEPRESSED, AND I PUT MY JEANS IN THE FREEZER AFTER ABOUT A WEEK OF WEAR FOR A FEW DAYS. IT KILLS THE SMALL, THE COLOUR DOESN'T WEAR OUT, AND I DON'T ACCIDENTALLY GO BACK TO THEM WHEN I'VE CHANGED JEANS BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING COLD ON YOUR BALLS.
When I was in high school, we had a guy who wore the same red super baggy jeans (it was the 90's) every single day to school. Unlike this person's dark jeans, you could see everything he spilled on them, by the end of the year they looked like a Jackson Pollack painting... He moved away after that year, and I just assume that he's still wearing those same jeans all these years later, but they're more grime than jeans by now
I choose to believe the person who asked this question constantly stays 10 feet away from people at all times. When he goes to work, if someone walks up to him to ask him something, he just moves back to constantly keep that distance. It's like he's a puppet and his co-workers are his puppetmasters.
Considering I know for a fact that there are people who are the opposite, who get as close as possible when talking to you, take a step back, they take a step forward, I believe there are probably people like you have described.
Hate to break it to you. Its noticeable. Noone wants to be the one to bring it up. Because its equally likely to come from either being poor/depressed as it is from just not giving a shit about hygiene. And people dont like rolling those dice.
The ceo of levis says you're not supposed to wash your jeans save for small spot cleaning from spills. ideally, a new pair of raw-denim jeans require about a 6 month break in period before they should get a real "wash". until then you should spot clean with a gentle detergent, airdry outside, and occasionally use an antibacterial spray. Denim was designed to be worn this way. I should know, I'm canadian, it's what our tuxedos are made of.
Denim is also “meant” to be worn OVER another layer of fabric (long johns or what have you). So if you just wear jeans casually you should wash them so they don’t have DAYS if not WEAKS of sweat built up in them.
everybody in these comments needs some kind of god. if you care about the color integrity of a pair of jeans more than the smell and amount of germs that have built up on your *never washed* pants you need to reevaluate everything about yourself.
H&M does like 10 dollar jeans when on sale, or at least did as of a few years ago. but my dude, you can literally see the color where it came off on your legs when you take them off after 1 day of wear
There was a dude in one of my college classes who decided to do his presentation on raw denim and this dude went on and on, im pretty sure he went overtime. Kind of ruined this bit for me :^/
It depends on how much you sweat in them jeans(get them dirty). Also if they are a good denim you(hypothetically) never need to wash them. Tommy Hilfiger said to never wash them. Wash work pants every effing time and buy in bulk. If you put your jeans RIGHT UP to your nose and they smell, you f-ed up and need to clean them. DO NOT BE GROSS or stay home
this guy and the sleep jeans guy would NOT get along
RED SKELETON i know this is an old comment, but i came here JUST AFTER watching the Sleep Jeans thing lmao
I know this is an even laaaaater reply, but what about the sex jeans from Fifty Shades of Grey?
hey i know this is an even more later reply but, but, sex jeans?
HEY I KNOW THAT THIS REPLY IS LESS LATE THAN MY LAST REPLY BUT I GOOGLED IT AND THERES A WHOLE COSMO ARTICLE ABOUT THE MERCIFULLY FICTIONAL CHRISTIAN GREY'S PERSONAL PAIR OF SEX JEANS, HIS JEANS FOR SEX, WHICH HE REFERS TO AS HIS "FAVORITE JEANS. HIS DJs. DOM JEANS" AND IM SLAMMING MY HANDS ON THE TABLE IN DISGUST
WELL WE CAN THROW COSMO AWAY FOREVER
i do this too but it's the depression
I'm depressed, and I put my jeans in the freezer after about a week of wear for a few days. it kills the smell, the colour doesn't wear out, and I don't accidentally go back to them when I've changed jeans because they're fucking cold on your balls.
What the fuck??????????????????????????
i'M DEPRESSED, AND I PUT MY JEANS IN THE FREEZER AFTER ABOUT A WEEK OF WEAR FOR A FEW DAYS. IT KILLS THE SMALL, THE COLOUR DOESN'T WEAR OUT, AND I DON'T ACCIDENTALLY GO BACK TO THEM WHEN I'VE CHANGED JEANS BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING COLD ON YOUR BALLS.
youre fucked up
What's wrong with not wanting cold balls?
Would you rather: let your jeans fade faster than they could, OR: smell like hot stale biscuits whenever you shift slightly in your chair
lmfao
“Benjamin Franklin, one of our earliest presidents”
IT BROKE ME THAT THE OTHERS DIDN’T EVEN CORRECT HIM
It's insane that this isn't every comment
My favorite mbmbam bits are jeans/pants related
jon butler shorts family?
Dom jeans..
sleep jeans
When I was in high school, we had a guy who wore the same red super baggy jeans (it was the 90's) every single day to school. Unlike this person's dark jeans, you could see everything he spilled on them, by the end of the year they looked like a Jackson Pollack painting... He moved away after that year, and I just assume that he's still wearing those same jeans all these years later, but they're more grime than jeans by now
The "it was the 90's" in brackets killed me.
I had a pair of super baggy lime green overalls that I wore until they weren't clothes anymore.
I need "This whole thing has gotten away from me." on a t-shirt.
The way Griff pronounced bullion really made me think he was talking about soup stock for a while
...he wasnt?
"Got it. So Michael J Fox is not a real person?"
"[breathlessly] okay,"
I read this right as I heard it. Trippy.
Reading comments before finishing the video can really be an adventure sometimes.
I choose to believe the person who asked this question constantly stays 10 feet away from people at all times. When he goes to work, if someone walks up to him to ask him something, he just moves back to constantly keep that distance. It's like he's a puppet and his co-workers are his puppetmasters.
Considering I know for a fact that there are people who are the opposite, who get as close as possible when talking to you, take a step back, they take a step forward, I believe there are probably people like you have described.
Travis: this isn't a philosophy
*Diogenes has entered the chat*
I've never taken off my jeans
Proud of you❤️
6 years later, Justin now wears the same jeans every single day
Is this berrry bluejeans
Absolutely
This is an old comment but I just got it to 69 likes you're welcome
@@brooklyn9923 This is an old reply but I just got it to 1 like you're welcome
I have 2 pairs of pants that are the same colour that a swap out week to week
Justin got so tired when he mentioned his weight :(
It was sadness, not tiredness
do u think he had a roommate or whatever stand at a distance while he walked around to judge the stink radius
In which the McElroys event crust punk
Crust punks watching this like 👁👄👁
"He was one of our earliest presidents, Benjamin Franklin". Not so sure about that one.
trust me when i say you can where the same pair of pants and shirt for a week and nobody will notice
servers around the world do it every day
I will notice and silently judge you.
Is it that no one notices or is it that no one mentions it?
Everybody notices. Nobody would bring it up.
Hate to break it to you. Its noticeable. Noone wants to be the one to bring it up. Because its equally likely to come from either being poor/depressed as it is from just not giving a shit about hygiene. And people dont like rolling those dice.
Justin? About buying jeans because you think you'll lose weight? I feel you, bud
oh Justin how the mighty have fallen!!
well I just changed my religious views on facebook to "smelly jeans"
"Can you just shop in the maternity section?" Ouch, Griffin, ouch!
i dont own a single pair of jeans.
i wear track pants every day and i wash them after every wear
awsgames That may be cleaner, but it's still worse.
Oh cool, what's it like running Russia Vladimir Putin?
hot rotten wood
The ceo of levis says you're not supposed to wash your jeans save for small spot cleaning from spills.
ideally, a new pair of raw-denim jeans require about a 6 month break in period before they should get a real "wash". until then you should spot clean with a gentle detergent, airdry outside, and occasionally use an antibacterial spray.
Denim was designed to be worn this way.
I should know, I'm canadian, it's what our tuxedos are made of.
Denim is also “meant” to be worn OVER another layer of fabric (long johns or what have you). So if you just wear jeans casually you should wash them so they don’t have DAYS if not WEAKS of sweat built up in them.
Excuse me, what? You guys have jean tuxedos?
nope.
@@Atari26
Also they should be left to like... Air!!! Not worn day to day! Cuxnsn fjdjdjdj gross
@@mikefortier7081i know this is 5 years old, but it's a joke. Someone wearing all denim can be said to be wearing a "Canadian tuxedo".
Came here for the goofs, stayed for the denim caretaking tips
everybody in these comments needs some kind of god. if you care about the color integrity of a pair of jeans more than the smell and amount of germs that have built up on your *never washed* pants you need to reevaluate everything about yourself.
I wish I could buy pants in my size that cost less than $60
Try some secondhand stores, they've got good shit for cheap
Not thrift stores, though, like nice used clothing boutiques
"No if someone is on money its real, Benjamin Franklin was really a president."
You have to upload the Ben Franklin retraction! Please.
"Potential love prospect" made my skin crawl.
This is exactly who tide sticks was invented for
WHERE can you buy jeans for $20?????????
2011
The real question is why would you? And I say so as the owner of 20$ jeans.
H&M does like 10 dollar jeans when on sale, or at least did as of a few years ago. but my dude, you can literally see the color where it came off on your legs when you take them off after 1 day of wear
There was a dude in one of my college classes who decided to do his presentation on raw denim and this dude went on and on, im pretty sure he went overtime. Kind of ruined this bit for me :^/
Benjamin Franklin was never a president 😂
It depends on how much you sweat in them jeans(get them dirty). Also if they are a good denim you(hypothetically) never need to wash them. Tommy Hilfiger said to never wash them. Wash work pants every effing time and buy in bulk. If you put your jeans RIGHT UP to your nose and they smell, you f-ed up and need to clean them. DO NOT BE GROSS or stay home
i do this too. i also do what justin said. i feel justin on this one.
I wear my canvas work pants all week at work before I wash them.
i'm like "people are way too overzealous about their cleaning"
then this person mentions coffee and food stains...
A classic bit lmao
I thought this said airtight Jesus.
airtight jeansus
Justin... justin didn’t actually just refer to Benjamin Franklin as “one of our earliest Presidents”, did he....? Oh, Justin nooooo
No. He was clearly joking
I wear my jeans for 3-4 days then I wash them
Just buy 501s and don't shrink them.
Travis works at home depot, or lows
Teenage girls do the same things with black leggings tbh
Bugsy not me girl wash ya clothes
Liz i have 5 pairs i wash every weekend 😔
As a formee teenage boy i did that too. Just wear black leggings and sweatpants for weeks. Still do it 😅