I Bought Some Undelivered Mail and Now I Live in Regret | Ashens

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  • @mankysalad350
    @mankysalad350 2 роки тому +7375

    Only Ashens could get the most obscure of loot crates and still get a bloody funko pop 😂

    • @tore650
      @tore650 2 роки тому +282

      If he had gotten an inflatible crown I would've died xD

    • @jameslangridge8849
      @jameslangridge8849 2 роки тому +80

      Aww man spoiler. UA-cam showed me your comment as soon as i opened the video 😮

    • @Lunar_Capital
      @Lunar_Capital 2 роки тому

      @@tore650
      FUCKING inflatable FUCKING crown!

    • @frankiepaul9869
      @frankiepaul9869 2 роки тому +2

      Right

    • @frankiepaul9869
      @frankiepaul9869 2 роки тому +13

      @@tore650 you read the comment? Its wasn't text to speech.

  • @AestheticCapybara
    @AestheticCapybara 2 роки тому +2120

    Imagine someone watching this, finding out their precious bondage/murder set they ordered five years ago ended up in ashens video.

  • @thedeadstig123
    @thedeadstig123 2 роки тому +3403

    The "boss kit" is for fitting a aftermarket steering wheel to your car, the part the steering wheel bolts to is call a steering wheel boss

    • @atmaramsawant517
      @atmaramsawant517 2 роки тому +76

      That's what I thought too when i read nardi on the box

    • @jaskajokunen3716
      @jaskajokunen3716 2 роки тому +90

      @@atmaramsawant517 Probably a fake nardi

    • @meamjustme
      @meamjustme 2 роки тому +83

      As much as i could use one. I would never install a chinese version onto my car.

    • @thedeadstig123
      @thedeadstig123 2 роки тому +103

      Yes it'll be a Chinese fake, wouldn't fit it to a car it'll be made of monkey metal and rather risky

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 2 роки тому +20

      *puts on sunglasses, lights cigar*
      "Like a boss"

  • @LearningandTechnology
    @LearningandTechnology 2 роки тому +300

    haha - this video was great!
    Some thoughts:
    - the fiber cables are actually worth a bit of money - not cheap, so you may make some money on those
    - the blacklight is used in stamp collecting quite a bit - so that's something to give to your stamp collecting friends
    - the "guard bar" is for a baby crib. Find a friend with a baby
    Unfortunately, the FUNKO Pop is non flammable - so you can't even start a fire with it.

    • @donny5302
      @donny5302 2 роки тому +3

      Didn't know blacklight was used in stamp collectin.

    • @LearningandTechnology
      @LearningandTechnology 2 роки тому +14

      @@donny5302 the light is used to find “tagging” and “watermarking” - similar to currency, stamps were protected against counterfeiting with these mechanisms. Im not sure if it was every country, but here in Canada it was used for sure.

    • @tamarrajames3590
      @tamarrajames3590 2 роки тому +5

      @@donny5302 Black light is also used in gemmology, and checking some antique glass.🖤🇨🇦

    • @AngDavies
      @AngDavies 2 роки тому +14

      Not fibre, it's direct attach copper- just ordinary passive cable for connection over very short distance (say 2 servers in same rack)
      Product code cu1m- copper 1m

    • @LearningandTechnology
      @LearningandTechnology 2 роки тому +3

      @@AngDavies ah… that’s unfortunate

  • @MrDjWalnut
    @MrDjWalnut 2 роки тому +2875

    I was really hoping he'd test the blacklight and accidentally reveal some kind of unspeakable eldritch stain on the couch

    • @rustyshackleford9456
      @rustyshackleford9456 2 роки тому +303

      I think that was the reason he didn't test it

    • @marttull5979
      @marttull5979 2 роки тому +81

      Deffo find gonk stains .

    • @chloejessica7961
      @chloejessica7961 2 роки тому +149

      the things that have been on that couch... even just the ones we *know* about...

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 2 роки тому +68

      Early Ashens definitely would have done something like this.

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 2 роки тому +59

      That couch would be more lit up than a Christmas tree. 😳

  • @user-uhhhhhIforgor
    @user-uhhhhhIforgor 2 роки тому +2050

    These are better blind bags than proper blind bags because you actually have no idea what's in it, as opposed to blind bags where you have a relative idea of what's inside

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 роки тому +79

      Even when these are labeled, you *still* don't know what it's going to be!

    • @bretton_woods
      @bretton_woods 2 роки тому +78

      This is most likely why Ebay deleted the listing too... you're not actually allowed to sell mystery goods there, unless it's something like a pack of trading cards (mainly in case of scams, but also as there might be dangerous/illegal goods)
      It relies on the community reporting such listings though, however if a seller has a couple of strikes against them they will be permanently banned from Ebay along with everyone who lives at their address, and anyone who ever logged on to Ebay using their wi-fi! Sounds extreme but it's true.

    • @charliefoxglove4471
      @charliefoxglove4471 2 роки тому +18

      Still comes with the obligatory funkopop though!

    • @Hotrob_J
      @Hotrob_J 2 роки тому +7

      And a little more guilt free, since it's stuff that's going to get thrown out otherwise instead of buying brand new stuff that'll end up in the bin.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 2 роки тому +3

      "I can see perfectly!"

  • @prplzbr
    @prplzbr 2 роки тому +1980

    Counterfeit goods, a funko pop, and 20% sex toys... yeah that's pretty much how i expected this to go.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 роки тому +143

      "Khajiit has tat, if you have the coin."

    • @Rawsolo
      @Rawsolo 2 роки тому +3

      Delightful

    • @danforbes3573
      @danforbes3573 2 роки тому +9

      @Purple Zebra Well,thats pretty much how the content Ashens videos seem to go most of the time😄

    • @madlord729
      @madlord729 2 роки тому +18

      The funko is a counterfeit as well

    • @Una_Ridlow
      @Una_Ridlow 2 роки тому +11

      @@madlord729 how can you tell?

  • @ep1phany62
    @ep1phany62 Рік тому +146

    ‘To facilitate the spread eagling of a human’ 😂
    Hands down, the funniest sentence I’ve heard in 2022.

    • @voltairearouet1374
      @voltairearouet1374 Рік тому

      This is not funny.

    • @chickensandwichman5443
      @chickensandwichman5443 4 місяці тому

      I really don't understand some peoples senses of humour. Seriously. I didn't even consider this an even slightly funny line, let alone side-splitting funny. I wouldn't have even registered this as anything without people quoting it in the comments. People seriously mind-boggle me sometimes

    • @queenbeeautumn
      @queenbeeautumn 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@chickensandwichman5443it would a funny old world if we were all alike

    • @kermitboy3686
      @kermitboy3686 16 днів тому +4

      Why the hell are you people so angry over someone finding something funny, people have different senses of humour who cares?

    • @hartwarg3051
      @hartwarg3051 4 дні тому

      Or better yet the blood eagling of a human

  • @leatherworkstation
    @leatherworkstation 2 роки тому +955

    "It's a fuckin' bastard wankhole Funko Pop!" Poetry, pure poetry.

    • @ArkhBaegor
      @ArkhBaegor 2 роки тому +32

      He can say wankhole but not what number 4 was

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 2 роки тому +1

      @@ArkhBaegor 😂😂😂

    • @yoymate6316
      @yoymate6316 2 роки тому +38

      @@ArkhBaegor according to reddit it apparently was, uh, ahem, a rear end plug of the furry kind

    • @Nekotaku_TV
      @Nekotaku_TV 2 роки тому +15

      @@yoymate6316 Thank you!

    • @clray123
      @clray123 2 роки тому +6

      @@yoymate6316 so the only item of the bunch he could use

  • @pincombe
    @pincombe 2 роки тому +1881

    You know its a real LV bag because it was made in France but then shipped to China and hastily repackaged into a cheap unassuming plastic bag to be shipped back to the UK. The perfect way to avoid import duty.

    • @isaac5075
      @isaac5075 2 роки тому +107

      i love pollution

    • @sonofstinkfoot9551
      @sonofstinkfoot9551 2 роки тому

      Unless its one of those months were the government is cracking down on imported knock offs an that real LV BAG thinking its a knock off gets chucked in the shredder at customs! lol you'd be better off taking it all out of the packaging wrap it up in a small bin or another bag an mail it to your house with a note taped to the beg! hey karen you left your bag here last visit an you wont be back for a few months I mailed your Wallette an id separate so here's your purse! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! BLESS YOU ALL AMEM

    • @debrawilder9551
      @debrawilder9551 2 роки тому +73

      You know they burn what they don’t sell isn’t that crazy

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 2 роки тому +1

      China is famous for their original high-quality craftsmanship ever since the Communist Regime took over... or was that the other way around...
      I always forget if they became the king of theft and poor copies before or AFTER they killed all of their intelligent people and had children eat their teachers to prove their loyalty to the Communist Party...
      Does anybody have enough social credit to ask them? My social credit wallet says "empty, arrest asap"

    • @Veheloth
      @Veheloth 2 роки тому +20

      @@isaac5075 good for you. drink that kool aid.

  • @Local_Skinwalker
    @Local_Skinwalker 2 роки тому +774

    This feels like watching a POV of opening gifts you don’t like on a holiday/birthday but you still pretend to be excited about them.

    • @mtaufiqnmtn
      @mtaufiqnmtn 2 роки тому +4

      You just summed up my feeling for the next chrismast

  • @mickeystar12
    @mickeystar12 2 роки тому +206

    Your enraged reaction to the funko pop absolutely killed me 😂 they just keep coming back to haunt you

  • @B_Skizzle
    @B_Skizzle 2 роки тому +802

    In this episode, Ashens:
    -Fails to let it rip
    -Receives multiple... ahem, _bedroom supplies_
    -Is Trojan horsed by a POP vinyl
    -Briefly roleplays as a member of Starfleet

    • @UndeadCollector
      @UndeadCollector 2 роки тому +20

      I think more surprsing is, that most of us are nerdy enough to know the term "let it rip"🤓

    • @LilithBytes
      @LilithBytes 2 роки тому +3

      * Briefly roleplays as a member of Starfleet
      wait what when?

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 2 роки тому +6

      @@LilithBytes He was using one of the thermometers like a phaser.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 2 роки тому +7

      All things considered I'm impressed nothing illegal showed up.

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 2 роки тому +5

      (cue "Jessica" by the Allman Brothers Band)
      I read that comment as if it was a "Tonight..." segment on Top Gear.

  • @SanTM
    @SanTM 2 роки тому +778

    This is why I love Ashens. He'll buy the rando shit we won't, and YET STILL there's a Funko Pop in there

    • @fietehermans9903
      @fietehermans9903 2 роки тому +13

      Idk… Would have been funnier if it was all bondage gear

    • @ulquiorratube
      @ulquiorratube 2 роки тому +7

      It only it was an inflatable crown

    • @antichrist1975
      @antichrist1975 Рік тому

      @@ulquiorratubeFUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN!

  • @DomkeyKnog
    @DomkeyKnog 2 роки тому +1489

    That's definitely a real Louis Vuitton, you can tell because they've written it on the bag! Nobody would lie about that.

    • @hollypierce3076
      @hollypierce3076 2 роки тому +30

      Lol surely you're right about that! 😂

    • @rachaelk7866
      @rachaelk7866 2 роки тому +56

      Looked pretty legit to me even had the real label and bag .. he could always take it to a real store to check if legit or Google how to spot fakes usually the fakea don't have the real bag or comes in .. shoddy stitching and fake labels and won't have the real logo bc of trademarks I think he has a real one and worth a mint prob some rich lady that ordered one online ..

    • @areyouserious3092
      @areyouserious3092 2 роки тому +6

      No they wouldn't silly

    • @neonwired4978
      @neonwired4978 2 роки тому +34

      nah it's fake, it says 'VL' instead of 'LV'

    • @ryanglaser5336
      @ryanglaser5336 2 роки тому +33

      @@rachaelk7866 the liquidator would most likely not have let it go for cheap on ebay if there was even a small chance it was legit

  • @kayze009
    @kayze009 2 роки тому +274

    I'm sure eBay removed it because it's considered a "mystery" package-type deal, which is against their TOS. Also, I've seen and heard of it recently that people will send items to an address that is "undeliverable" so they can submit a claim for a lost package and have insurance payout on it, 5x more than the item is worth some times.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 2 роки тому +12

      I think it might be because it is likely illegal to sell unsent and returned parcels.

    • @kayze009
      @kayze009 2 роки тому +32

      @@ChaseMC215 Amazon and USPS do it all the time, I actually buy pallets of returns / undeliverable packages when I can. I think it would only be illegal if they were stolen by porch pirates and then sold off, but when they're returned / undeliverable the company can do with that what they please.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 роки тому +6

      You'd think if someone intentionally didn't include a return address so that that would happen a mail insurance company would tell them to f*** off.

    • @danem2215
      @danem2215 2 роки тому +9

      That explains the customs labels marking knockoff blacklights as microprocessors then. Pretty ballsy considering customs can open up packages to confirm its contents

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +7

      Might also be a bit of a liability issue since these packages appear to have still had their original shipping addresses visible. That means that the person selling the package is technically giving out someone else's personal information.

  • @montys8th
    @montys8th 2 роки тому +1080

    The boss kit is an adapter to allow an aftermarket steering wheel to be attached to a car's steering column.

    • @tabbi888
      @tabbi888 2 роки тому +41

      I'm a female who's never owned a car and I still knew what it was, my ex loved his car. I'm surprised by a bloke who doesn't know, too much computers I guess.

    • @ayylmao182
      @ayylmao182 2 роки тому +212

      @@tabbi888 not everyone knows cars lmao

    • @zgrb
      @zgrb 2 роки тому +139

      @@tabbi888 literally who asked

    • @user-pv7ef1ll4u
      @user-pv7ef1ll4u 2 роки тому +85

      @@tabbi888 ☕️ no wonder you’re his ex that never owned a car

    • @tabbi888
      @tabbi888 2 роки тому +19

      @@user-pv7ef1ll4u we were married 20yrs and I told him to get out, not that it's any of your business either. Sorry that I've always known true men who at least know basic mechanics, rather than the soft generation you must come from if your offended.

  • @john_toss
    @john_toss 2 роки тому +291

    I lost it when Stuart said “the spread eagleling of a human”

    • @Scorpodael
      @Scorpodael 2 роки тому +6

      I suppose it could also be used for a large dog or a goat, but that just seems SUSPECT.

    • @Bebopopotamus
      @Bebopopotamus 2 роки тому +15

      @@Scorpodael using it for a dog or goat is WAY more suspect.

    • @da_ghoul9432
      @da_ghoul9432 2 роки тому +6

      The fact that he knew what it was right away.😮

    • @campbellharris8999
      @campbellharris8999 2 роки тому +2

      @@da_ghoul9432 he's done the rounds on wish, of course he knows what it is.

  • @ghoul7240
    @ghoul7240 2 роки тому +1562

    this is the first time I've seen Ashens in a couple years and his format is identical. love that consistency

    • @mindseyemelodies
      @mindseyemelodies 2 роки тому +113

      that couch needs to end up in a youtube museum some day

    • @normalwhiteguy1555
      @normalwhiteguy1555 2 роки тому +44

      Same here, it brings me right back to 2012. He really should do more of these “blind mail” unboxings

    • @kiwiboysl
      @kiwiboysl 2 роки тому +30

      Same here youtunbe recommened it I havent seen this channel in years but still has the same great content, Don;t know why I stopped watching it.

    • @graytlo
      @graytlo 2 роки тому +10

      Dude me too!!! I was gonna make this comment until I saw yours! Can’t believe he’s still doing the exact same thing, it’s glorious! See, UA-cam channels? You don’t HAVE to shake it up all the time!

    • @Jako1987
      @Jako1987 2 роки тому +2

      How his knees can manage this?

  • @Wander1236
    @Wander1236 Рік тому +97

    The Cisco-branded SFP-H10GB-CU1M cables seem to go for about $100 each in the US, so that's a pretty valuable find right there.

    • @HammondOfTexas0
      @HammondOfTexas0 Рік тому +10

      I'd have to look at the actual ones tomorrow to be sure, but the label looks wrong to me, so I'm guessing fake, used at minimum since it's not cisco packaging.

    • @Nooliy1
      @Nooliy1 9 місяців тому +1

      Mate, that is fake as hell. I work with them every day. I could tell from the start that they were cheap knockoffs.

    • @thesteelrodent1796
      @thesteelrodent1796 4 місяці тому +1

      since the originals are made in China as well, there's a good chance these are backdoor products, which is a common problem in China. When the factories close for the night, the copy pirates are let in through the backdoor to use the original molds etc to produce copycat products that look somewhat original, but aren't. It's one of the problems that come from having stuff made in a country that couldn't care less about copyright or intellectual property

  • @jlb9577
    @jlb9577 2 роки тому +291

    Hearing Ashens say “the spread-eagling of a human” is one for the history books

    • @yam83
      @yam83 2 роки тому +2

      Holy shit!!!

    • @TylerCMilligan
      @TylerCMilligan 2 роки тому +7

      It came out the package and I was confused. Then I saw the arm or leg restraint and laughed. Then the moment of realization by Ashens!

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 роки тому +7

      0-16 sad onions

    • @TheTugboatgirl
      @TheTugboatgirl 2 роки тому +3

      I want to know what the other item was. Lol

  • @CatBroiler
    @CatBroiler 2 роки тому +505

    If it's a UK to UK package, but with a customs tag, it's because it's a package from (probably) China that has been shipped to the UK as part of a large consignment. The consignment is sent to a UK processing facility, where it's given it's own (usually RM or Evri/Hermes, the so called "last-mile" courier) shipping label so it can finish the rest of it's journey. This is often done with items from AliExpress and other similar e-stores, to enable air shipping (10-20 days, sometimes faster) of cheap packages that would've been shipped by a service that'd take months, rather than weeks, before this became common practice.

    • @cyberleaderandy1
      @cyberleaderandy1 2 роки тому +3

      Very true. I had a cyclist shirt from china delivered by Evri

    • @baa_tho
      @baa_tho 2 роки тому +7

      Yup, everything I've ordered from AliExpress arrived like that - Royal Mail Tracked 48 label and the usual customs declarations.

    • @dazultra2000
      @dazultra2000 2 роки тому

      Came here to say exactly this. I get a lot of crap from China!

    • @jmackmcneill
      @jmackmcneill 2 роки тому +8

      Yes, I buy a lot of craft supplies and machine parts from "UK sellers" because I want the stuff quickly, not in 6 weeks time, and it is always like this... batch supplied from China to a warehouse in Stoke-on-Trent, then shipped to me.

    • @CaptainKenway
      @CaptainKenway 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, that's how everything via the standard AliExpress shipping option comes now. I made the mistake of picking Cainiao Super Economy for something instead a while back and that took over two months to arrive.

  • @Picobits
    @Picobits 2 роки тому +543

    PLEASE do more of this, it's incredibly entertaining

    • @MrJ0mmy
      @MrJ0mmy 2 роки тому

      yes

    • @SirMegaManNeoX
      @SirMegaManNeoX 2 роки тому +6

      He can't. This is illegal. 😂

    • @tipman2000
      @tipman2000 2 роки тому

      Just look at his channel. It’s all he has lol

    • @thebigyin5274
      @thebigyin5274 Рік тому

      It’s all mail he has sent himself. Either that or others have sent him.

  • @chris1275cc
    @chris1275cc 2 роки тому +596

    Surprised you didn't get more "naughty stuff" to be honest, years ago my wife worked in the offices for a courier/re-mailing company and they had a "undelivered dildo wall" in the break room🤣. Their theory was people would order these "items" for themselves without the knowledge of partners/family members and refuse the parcel on delivery out of embarrassment because they where not alone when it arrived.
    It was quite an impressive collection, and not all of them where of "human" design😳.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 роки тому +37

      Ohhh sweet Jesus.

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi 2 роки тому +1

      I thought you meant one person ordered a whole dildo wall and not that it was many undelivered dildos on a wall

    • @cardfreak0560
      @cardfreak0560 2 роки тому +60

      A certain moisty youtuber might be interested in that collection

    • @sock4118
      @sock4118 2 роки тому +77

      Bad dragon

    • @benm4290
      @benm4290 2 роки тому +44

      Did they play that fair game on breaks - the one where you throw a ring over the phallus and win a prize?

  • @Turbo3032
    @Turbo3032 2 роки тому +741

    I love how the blacklight was opened between the 2 adult items

    • @Mrtfarrugia
      @Mrtfarrugia 2 роки тому +32

      Turns it on. OH GAWD NO!!!!!

    • @ben-3467
      @ben-3467 2 роки тому +17

      why do you think he didnt try it out ^^

    • @packers12to80
      @packers12to80 2 роки тому +25

      He knew better to put a black light to that couch 🤣

    • @PennyroyalHammersmith
      @PennyroyalHammersmith 2 роки тому +27

      "Oh god. It's like a mosaic of semen."

    • @isaacthecorncob
      @isaacthecorncob 2 роки тому +2

      @@PennyroyalHammersmith Is that Another Dirty Room? I hear a tinge of Dan Bell there

  • @Sim0n98
    @Sim0n98 2 роки тому +385

    Next time you go driving, remember that there might be cars around you that contain parts that came in a box that said “please enjoy your car life”

    • @MattTester
      @MattTester 2 роки тому +8

      I once had a removable steering wheel kit that was definitely the same kind of quality. Thankfully, the steering wheel didn't come off in my hands at any point.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 роки тому +3

      And the rest of their car held together with construction strut, fender washers and Southern Chrome (also known as Duct tape).
      And your demise may be captured on their potato quality dashcam.

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, it's the new van life

    • @SuprousOxide
      @SuprousOxide 2 роки тому

      You would prefer "Please enjoy your car death"?

    • @sittingstill3578
      @sittingstill3578 2 роки тому +1

      Asia is full of “_____ Life” this and that. There’s probably a deep lore and history to it but I haven’t come across why. A lot of the products I’ve seen are very cute or homely.

  • @spidereye1111
    @spidereye1111 2 роки тому +319

    I could happily watch 12 straight hours of Ashens opening returned parcels 10/10

    • @moonblade345
      @moonblade345 2 роки тому +5

      Same here. This is the type of content that keeps UA-cam alive

  • @deniselisboa1
    @deniselisboa1 Рік тому +198

    watching this man struggle so much with a beyblade makes me feel the same amount of joy and despair

    • @replicanna6931
      @replicanna6931 Рік тому +1

      Exactly! I have two sons, I am a middle aged lady and would have figured it out immediatly 😄

    • @minnieivey8636
      @minnieivey8636 Рік тому +1

      I love bay blades , I play with my grandson!🥰

    • @merlyn-saygesings9833
      @merlyn-saygesings9833 Рік тому +1

      i used to play with them as a kid and ill admit i sucked at customizing them but watching that hurt lol

    • @JamieElli
      @JamieElli 9 місяців тому +1

      I didn't think it was that hard, but I guess it is harder when you don't know what it'll look like once put together.

  • @mikepapafoxtrot9898
    @mikepapafoxtrot9898 2 роки тому +160

    "It's a f'#%ing bastard wank hole funko pop" had me in tears, thanks for cheering me up on the sad weekend. Brilliant concept, parcel roulette, the modern version of a blind bag. Thanks Ashens.

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 2 роки тому +4

      Please tighten the nut after adjusting the spline of boss to the spline of shaft. Otherwise the spline of boss is break down and very danger. Please grease the face of insulator little bit. :D

  • @somoneelse3488
    @somoneelse3488 2 роки тому +336

    The irony of Ashens describing the harness as a “Massive Strap” is palpable

    • @milokiss8276
      @milokiss8276 2 роки тому +36

      EXACTLY what i thought. When I saw the metal ring, I immediately thought *"Well, He's not entirely wrong..."*

    • @dylanmilne6683
      @dylanmilne6683 2 роки тому +7

      That's a good band name there

    • @cannotbeleftblank6027
      @cannotbeleftblank6027 2 роки тому +7

      I was more impressed by the "I know exactly what this is..." remark. Makes you wonder. . .

    • @anusername8350
      @anusername8350 2 роки тому +2

      @@dylanmilne6683 massive astrap

    • @nickshipway8199
      @nickshipway8199 2 роки тому

      A massive strap with a place to hang it up...

  • @majorskies7091
    @majorskies7091 2 роки тому +672

    this was surprisingly entertaining hope another one will be done - the parcel labels are so suspicious incorrectly identifying the contents of the package.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 2 роки тому +21

      @thomas burns Yeah but labeling the blacklight as a microprocessor?

    • @watermelonhelmet6854
      @watermelonhelmet6854 2 роки тому +35

      @@gray007nl It's probably because the actual UV lamp is a fluorescent tube. It's like shipping a lithium-ion battery, they're classed as hazardous. A microprocessor isn't,

    • @XH1927
      @XH1927 2 роки тому +33

      When I ship something that requires a description I always put something that's technically true but generic. Back when I was gunsmithing I shipped a lot of "assembled machine parts"

    • @rachaelk7866
      @rachaelk7866 2 роки тому +2

      @@watermelonhelmet6854 plus usually the tube is glass which is a customs no no .. esp overseas ..

    • @alexnolasco1339
      @alexnolasco1339 2 роки тому +6

      In the next one he opens a package of mystery drugs from the Netherlands, customs claimed as a vintage trinket

  • @johnnyb013
    @johnnyb013 Рік тому +39

    First package is a aftermarket steering wheel adapter. It's used to put racing esq steering wheels on your car. Love your videos btw!!

  • @BunniMonster
    @BunniMonster 2 роки тому +959

    That LV bag is real and worth a million pounds.

    • @carl1367
      @carl1367 2 роки тому +129

      im a certified expert in all things LOUIS VUITTON and i can say this is the truth except its actually worth 2 million pounds

    • @LeeDee5
      @LeeDee5 2 роки тому +69

      A BILLION POUNDS!

    • @Chef_Alpo
      @Chef_Alpo 2 роки тому +34

      If it were mine I would sell it and buy a Honda Civic for everyone on my street

    • @donesko81
      @donesko81 2 роки тому +78

      @Eragor the Kindhearted A MILLION POUNDS!!!

    • @Omabatfartsbruh
      @Omabatfartsbruh 2 роки тому +15

      lods of emone

  • @wendyheatherwood
    @wendyheatherwood 2 роки тому +316

    Never trust a customs declaration.
    When I worked for a shipping company (that actually owned its own ship) we would ship anything that had a customs declaration, no questions asked.
    We once got a full size shipping container delivered with a declaration that said it contained a single television. We still loaded it on board.

    • @yaziyo
      @yaziyo 2 роки тому +63

      Probably a TV from that short-lived era where they were both CRTs and also big screens. Those TVs were legitimately the size of a shipping container lol

    • @Mat8594
      @Mat8594 2 роки тому +25

      @@yaziyo god yea, and with shit resolution
      ma had a 3-4 foot wide huge old thing upstairs, but it had like 480p quality, absolutely unwatchable at that size unless you sat a mile away
      at which point why buy such a big screen

    • @gay.mer9328
      @gay.mer9328 2 роки тому +28

      I don’t know what you’re talking about, it was totally just one TV.

    • @Ragnarok540
      @Ragnarok540 2 роки тому +12

      It probably was mostly drugs.

    • @BirchPig
      @BirchPig 2 роки тому +27

      Jokes on you it was a jumbotron

  • @timington87
    @timington87 2 роки тому +534

    This would make such a awesome advent calendar with you and Nerdcubed see who opens best random stuff !!

    • @venomcake1768
      @venomcake1768 2 роки тому +8

      That is a very good idea!

    • @Darx97
      @Darx97 2 роки тому +4

      Well hello there fellow PH enjoyer, fancy seeing you in here

    • @immortalslayer90
      @immortalslayer90 2 роки тому +2

      I fully approve of this idea.

    • @timington87
      @timington87 2 роки тому +1

      @@Darx97 is a small world hello ! O/

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester 2 роки тому +1

      Didn´t the US postal or at least one of them do something similar.
      I recall at least one of the US postal services holding actions on unclaimed parcels.

  • @BellaDiLo317
    @BellaDiLo317 Рік тому +97

    There are instances where people will sell "replica" (counterfeit) replica jewelry, handbags, and clothings overseas and they will often declare the customs value as very low. Sometimes it's the same factory as the designer.

    • @replicanna6931
      @replicanna6931 Рік тому +5

      I had this with IKEA fabric designs in Turkey

  • @toxictrumptube7763
    @toxictrumptube7763 2 роки тому +1012

    Imagine watching Ashens open a parcel, that you ordered but somehow got lost...

    • @mrpineapple3942
      @mrpineapple3942 2 роки тому +4

      Rip

    • @KingPrintmaker
      @KingPrintmaker 2 роки тому +82

      Imagine it was item number 4.

    • @wlogan0204
      @wlogan0204 2 роки тому +58

      id love to watch him unbox a bad dragon chance flaired XL

    • @KernelLeak
      @KernelLeak 2 роки тому +5

      If that's what it takes for Ashens to review something of mine - I'm all for it... :D

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 2 роки тому

      Not my collecters edition lord of the rings orc dildo set !!!!

  • @locksmith2441
    @locksmith2441 2 роки тому +252

    The Boss kit is for installing an aftermarket sterrring wheel. It would be modle specific. The "Bay Blade" style tops were probably samples sent from a Chinese manufacturer to someone looking to buy wholesale. the "Plush Blade" is actually a Svkichico Handmade Braided Cushion Soft Knot Pillow Cute Cushion Long Deco.

    • @Henrex2000
      @Henrex2000 2 роки тому +4

      Those are just bootleg Beyblade

    • @Eta_Hoyimi
      @Eta_Hoyimi 2 роки тому +4

      @@Henrex2000 Must be for French cars if it's modle' specific

    • @locksmith2441
      @locksmith2441 2 роки тому +8

      @@kruleworld The internet is...getting ones spelling corrected by someone who goes by the name Krule World.

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood 2 роки тому +9

      oh yeah, its so obvious. a Svkichico Handmade Braided Cushion Soft Knot Pillow Cute Cushion Long Deco.

  • @dg2911
    @dg2911 2 роки тому +270

    "to facilitate the spread eagling of a human" made me laugh way too hard 🤣

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 роки тому +4

      I just KNEW he would accidentally get something kinky like that...

    • @fitafterfitness9966
      @fitafterfitness9966 2 роки тому +1

      Im still laughing at what he said 🤣

    • @trollsthatlol1
      @trollsthatlol1 2 роки тому

      Please don't try it on anything else.

  • @marilynmarilyn747
    @marilynmarilyn747 2 роки тому +120

    I used to sell knock offs like that, you can tell because there’s plastic on a non leather handle, the dust bag is super cheap material and if you look inside the lining of an original is very silky and usually there’s a controlato card inside. That being said, your logo on that knock off is very original looking so it sells for more than other cheaper ones. I’d guess you could sell it for around $50. If you list it make sure to only say designer look alike. If you use LV in the description they’ll cancel your listing.

    • @samusaron5000
      @samusaron5000 2 роки тому +6

      And this is why i was scrolling the comments, I knew he real ones are expensive AF but no clue on the off brand and what its worth is. Thanks!

    • @marilynmarilyn747
      @marilynmarilyn747 2 роки тому +9

      It wasn’t when I did it years ago. It’s illegal if you sell it as that brand.

    • @samusaron5000
      @samusaron5000 2 роки тому +4

      just like how various tv shows and movies can get away with like sudobucks and macdonalds, just different enough to say its not starbucks or mcdonalds

    • @holdtightadele8017
      @holdtightadele8017 2 роки тому +2

      @MIZAR only if you’re trying to pass it off as real.

  • @DirectorOfChaos9292
    @DirectorOfChaos9292 2 роки тому +277

    11:07 That "Oh" of realization when he recognized what it was and what it was used for XD

    • @BrknSoul
      @BrknSoul 2 роки тому +21

      The fact that he knows indicates that he may have used one before. No judgement here! ;-)

    • @Nicola_Bailey
      @Nicola_Bailey 2 роки тому +19

      That part had me crying with laughter, partly I suspect, because I was still chuckling over the unshowable No. 4.

    • @KernelLeak
      @KernelLeak 2 роки тому +20

      @@Nicola_Bailey actually, the "unshowable no. 4" would have worked well with those straps...

    • @takashikamiyama4607
      @takashikamiyama4607 2 роки тому +4

      Nothing wrong with some good ol' bondage

    • @paulableman2663
      @paulableman2663 2 роки тому +8

      I knew immediately that it was s&m. Like, somehow the web straps and adjustment buckles of dirt cheap sex toys are entirely unmistakable

  • @DarkestVampire92
    @DarkestVampire92 2 роки тому +267

    On the customs declaration thing: Often times these chinese companies that send non-orders to random addresses declare the item on the website, but then stuff some cheap crap into the box instead. So likely, they wanted to get a review/order for their cheap knockoff microprocessor, but didnt want to waste their merchandise, so they stuffed an EVEN CHEAPER blacklight into the box instead, hoping nobody would open the box and find out.

    • @Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist
      @Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist 2 роки тому +14

      iirc its called brushing

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox 2 роки тому +24

      This must be extremely common, because almost every single one of these packages had an incorrect declaration on it

    • @m3ntal2k
      @m3ntal2k 2 роки тому +8

      Nobody is verifying customs declarations against reviews. From past experience they've done this to help dodge import tax on items £15 black light Vs £2 microprocessor.

  • @tylerjames7172
    @tylerjames7172 2 роки тому +121

    Ashens struggling with how a beyblade-like spinning top works is possibly the most Ashens thing I've ever seen

    • @ceykat669
      @ceykat669 2 роки тому +5

      I need to see these beyblades spinning on a baking sheet

  • @sammichbread
    @sammichbread 2 роки тому +25

    it's been so long since i've watched an ashens video, i used to be obsessed with these videos when i was like 13! i was literally just thinking about 0-3 sad onions yesterday and got this video in my recommendations today!

    • @MattY-qq9tv
      @MattY-qq9tv 2 роки тому +3

      Its google. They read our minds now, not just our conversations. lol.

    • @angelreilly8312
      @angelreilly8312 2 роки тому +1

      Ohh, I love the sad onions and don't look at it any other way now

  • @SweenyLand
    @SweenyLand 2 роки тому +236

    I remember what happened last time ashens opened a strangers mail.... be careful, this could lead to a surprisingly high production scifi adventure

    • @Demon_Cleaner
      @Demon_Cleaner 2 роки тому +8

      Hey, that's exactly what I thought when I read the title!!

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin5965 2 роки тому +32

    "To facilitate the spread-eagling of a human" is most definitely a phrase.

  • @Myrdin90
    @Myrdin90 2 роки тому +198

    This is the first Ashens video I've watched since before Covid. Our lives change, but the brown couch is eternal

    • @JPSimen
      @JPSimen 2 роки тому +4

      You mean the Wuhan Special?

    • @hahanah1463
      @hahanah1463 2 роки тому

      how has our lifes change? you just crack on . if you took tye trial covid jab ywa your body chemicals changed but other than that..get the fuck on with your life

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 2 роки тому +1

      The Kung Flu?

    • @petebrad01527
      @petebrad01527 2 роки тому

      wow no ashens for that long... where have you been and how did you survive?! welcome back then i guess, it must have been pretty serious whatever it was, glad youre ok😅

  • @Tortellini4731
    @Tortellini4731 2 роки тому +52

    I subscribed to this channel when he opened a canned chicken and knives from the 99 cent store lmao I’m so happy to see he’s still doing well

    • @thoomish3556
      @thoomish3556 Рік тому +3

      ⚠️👮‍♂️⚠️'scuse me sir, I believe you meant to say Poundland there

    • @TheLarryburns84
      @TheLarryburns84 Рік тому

      ​@@thoomish3556
      are you a newer Ashens fan or have you simply forgotten when he used to go to "99p Stores" ? watch one of his old Halloween videos, he's bound to mention em

    • @emeraldhill8294
      @emeraldhill8294 Рік тому

      I'll never forget that chicken! Oh the horror.

    • @debramiller7317
      @debramiller7317 11 місяців тому

      OH MY GOD! THE CHICKEN!
      That chicken still haunts my dreams...

  • @mkdfan
    @mkdfan 2 роки тому +176

    I can imagine your girlfriend seeing all this stuff on the couch and thinking “good lord, what kind of night does Stuart have planned for us?” 😂

    • @stuxinator8187
      @stuxinator8187 2 роки тому +51

      The funko pop is by far the most concerning item

    • @StefanConstantinDumitrache
      @StefanConstantinDumitrache 2 роки тому +12

      @@stuxinator8187 she got bribed with a premium LV bag.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 2 роки тому +5

      Oh a boss kit, bondage straps and a funko pop. Aren't I a lucky girl?
      Ashens "no dear, it was for a UA-cam video"
      bastard

  • @mallardtheduck1
    @mallardtheduck1 2 роки тому +71

    The listing probably got pulled from Ebay because it falls foul of the "Chance listings policy". It's not really allowed to sell "mystery boxes" on Ebay.

  • @Pit_Wizard
    @Pit_Wizard 2 роки тому +168

    That infrared thermometer is taking me back 😂 back in 2020 after I lost my job due to COVID layoffs, I got a job taking temperatures at the entrance to a factory for $25 an hour. Far and away the easiest job I've ever had and probably ever will have.

    • @FlatBroke612
      @FlatBroke612 2 роки тому +26

      >taking temperature at the factory
      You should self YEET for being a foot soldier of the globalhomo.

    • @Pit_Wizard
      @Pit_Wizard 2 роки тому +45

      @@FlatBroke612 I have no idea what you're talking about but a man's gotta eat 🤷

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 2 роки тому +13

      @@FlatBroke612 what

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 2 роки тому +7

      @@Pit_Wizard Absolutely right! I have to put food on the table, even if i have to club baby seals for it.

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 2 роки тому +6

      It sounds like an awful job though. I once had a security gig where I did nothing all day long except for wave people out the exit from my car as they drove by. I couldn't even understand why they were paying me to be there. In 3 weeks I never had any interaction with anyone other than making eye contact and waving at them. But I couldn't read a book because people from the client company and the employee would drive by and if I wasn't making eye contact and waving at them I'd get fired. It was the worst job I ever had and 8 hours felt like 8 days.

  • @richardhockey8442
    @richardhockey8442 Рік тому +25

    Ashens branching out into the 'personal services' industry with the weird and wonderful parcels he has collected

  • @m2pt5
    @m2pt5 2 роки тому +85

    Also fun and less questionably legal, you can buy boxes/pallets of returns from Amazon.

    • @_Minecraft_ASMR
      @_Minecraft_ASMR 2 роки тому +25

      Used to work for the major company that did those boxes/pallets.
      We got the pallets from retailers as a huge mixed skid, there are people who sort the items by department and sort out the completely broken stuff.
      Everything really good gets refurbished and sold online and the junk items gets sold in smaller boxes or skids usually by item.
      Any video where you see someone open a box with a $500 unbroken item is 100% fake. The only dept. that gets items worth more than $300 is "houseware/appliances" which has vacuums, microwaves and minifridges.

    • @ReinQuest
      @ReinQuest 2 роки тому +2

      That’s fun too. Seen a toilet on one of them pallets. 🤣

    • @override7486
      @override7486 2 роки тому

      I work in recycling company and (at the moment) we're buying pallets of Homebase returns, check it, test it, and sell it on eBay. What's there depends on a load etc., but in general, looking at returns from HB/Argos and so on, I can clearly state people are fucking idiots, can't read, not to mention use the item they bought.
      Bigger issue is a refund and money return without a question. It's f*** insane.

    • @Darkest_matter
      @Darkest_matter 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh their all gonna be broken.

  • @maik_G
    @maik_G 2 роки тому +422

    Hey Ashens, the "plush" item in 13:30 is actually a baby crib protection "snake". It goes around the baby to insure that it doesn't hit itself on the wooden bar sides when turning.

    • @WhiteUnicorn82
      @WhiteUnicorn82 2 роки тому +60

      No, it's not. If he just warmed it up a little he'd see it melting and realise it is, in fact, marshmallow.

    • @tanasekittycutie
      @tanasekittycutie 2 роки тому +6

      It’s a cot bumper

    • @OFFICIALLYBENPEARCE
      @OFFICIALLYBENPEARCE 2 роки тому +14

      @@tanasekittycutie nah its a giant flump

    • @meg24751
      @meg24751 2 роки тому +40

      It's a cot bumper, they are REALLY dangerous and can cause suffocation, I don't recommend you use them.

    • @calumbutter8959
      @calumbutter8959 2 роки тому +6

      I wish they had them in the 70s. I have a splendid scar on my forehead from a time I traumatised my mother.

  • @TheRealAmericanMan
    @TheRealAmericanMan 2 роки тому +144

    That Ezio funko is old and actually worth a fair chunk of change at around $50 in box

  • @crazyboi1818
    @crazyboi1818 2 роки тому +11

    Been awhile, Stuart. I used to watch you for literal years when i was younger. Glad to see you’re still doing well man. Will definitely make sure to tap back in to the videos. Also glad to see the brown sofa still around !

  • @Boltscrap
    @Boltscrap 2 роки тому +333

    Love Ashens eminating that strong dad/grandpa energy when he tries to fiddle with the knock-off beyblade. Easy to forget that beyblades aren't something all humans just instinctively know how to use.

    • @meticulouselectronics
      @meticulouselectronics 2 роки тому +22

      I picked up some modern beyblades and it took me a minute to figure out how they go together. I'm used to the old metal death traps from my youth

    • @Djeveldyrker
      @Djeveldyrker 2 роки тому +2

      it was infuriating to watch and roused suspicions that he lacks the skill of basic logical thinking or is experiencing early symptoms of dementia

    • @WoodysAR
      @WoodysAR 2 роки тому +1

      @@Djeveldyrker it was painful. no one can be that unintelligent

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 2 роки тому

      or some people just don't give a shit about a cheap shitty toy from an even shittier anime show that was only made to sell the afore mentioned cheap shitty toy

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 роки тому

      He’s like a uncle in my opinion.

  • @ojbeez5260
    @ojbeez5260 2 роки тому +209

    Actually the Bag is truly worth that amount, because:
    1. I Want to believe it is.
    2. I saw it on the internet for that price ...somewhere.
    3. Someone in the comments said it is worth that much.
    4. It says LV on it must be worth it.
    5. It's got an official looking receipt and customs document.
    6. It's made in China.

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 роки тому +9

      Well nothing on the customs label is going to give away anything hidden like yummy rubies!

    • @slurvtrutl526
      @slurvtrutl526 2 роки тому +22

      IDK why ugly bags getting faked are any more worthless than the original ugly bag

    • @worldhello1234
      @worldhello1234 2 роки тому +2

      Well, those are legit reasons and you are trully an expert, not a wannabe joker. 😉

  • @NumptyMcNumptyface
    @NumptyMcNumptyface 2 роки тому +203

    If those SFP cables are the genuine article they're worth a decent amount of money. Might even offset the negative value of the funko pop.

    • @SupremoPete
      @SupremoPete 2 роки тому +11

      I dont know if anything can offset he funko pop

    • @PemboCycling
      @PemboCycling 2 роки тому +19

      10G Cisco ones too. Worth a few quid if genuine. Even if they ain't they'll have resale value

    • @damstachizz
      @damstachizz 2 роки тому +9

      Was about to post this, Cisco SFP cables are like $20 each

    • @HammondOfTexas0
      @HammondOfTexas0 2 роки тому +5

      I'd be curious to take the serial number and dump it into the Cisco's site and see what you end up with.

    • @massiveterry4213
      @massiveterry4213 2 роки тому +13

      Especially for 7 of them, I used to work for a network company who would regularly throw up hundreds of SFPs and data cables, not because they didn’t work but just because they didn’t need them, so to save waste I’d take them and sell them, nice bit of pocket money

  • @originalcharacter2470
    @originalcharacter2470 Рік тому +144

    If you're buying mysterious packages, then could you do a video about unclaimed airport luggage? That seems like a potentially interesting topic to make a video about.

    • @pickledkool-aid
      @pickledkool-aid Рік тому +9

      If you’re asking whether it’s possible to buy unclaimed luggage, then yes!
      Can’t answer as to whether or not Ashens will ever buy any, though, lol

    • @sew161
      @sew161 Рік тому

      There's a store that sells it

    • @PascalGienger
      @PascalGienger Рік тому +6

      In Germany Frankfurt Airport does those luggage auctions regularly. I bought a suitcase from there and it I had luck. Beautiful clothing in my size - but I had to trash the porn magazines;-)

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 Рік тому +8

      @@PascalGienger some dude is really upset that you stole his porn mags and pretty dresses

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah that & the fact that employees get 1st dibs are each half the reason everyone's luggage gets "lost" so often 😫

  • @stringstorm
    @stringstorm 2 роки тому +282

    I love stuart's reaction to the funko pop.
    'Bastard' apparently is the first thing that comes to stuart's mind when he sees a funko pop.
    Just goes to show how universally hated they are for some reason.

    • @ryanglaser5336
      @ryanglaser5336 2 роки тому

      Not to mention they probably off-gas toxic fumes from the poison plastic material PVC (poly vinyl chloride).

    • @TyphonMar
      @TyphonMar 2 роки тому +4

      I like the robot ones. The ones with mouths are terrifying

    • @Michael-zf1ko
      @Michael-zf1ko 2 роки тому +31

      "for some reason"
      I mean, there are many legit reasons they are hated my guy.

    • @TyphonMar
      @TyphonMar 2 роки тому +6

      @@Michael-zf1ko they're mostly harmless fun aren't they?

    • @Michael-zf1ko
      @Michael-zf1ko 2 роки тому +13

      @@TyphonMar Not entirely harmless when you consider the plastic waste.

  • @doodadsdandy
    @doodadsdandy 2 роки тому +30

    god i love coming back to this channel after 6 months and catching up on all the videos. there’s something about binging ashens .. it’s the best viewing experience for me

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 2 роки тому +1

      I was having some anxiety, and watching this really helped! I feel much more calm. 😌

  • @dylnm
    @dylnm 2 роки тому +52

    When they have a label underneath and a customs declaration, that's a sign that it's from a freight forwarder. Chinese sellers ship a bunch of their products to UK/USA warehouses and then dispatch orders from there so it's not always directly from China.
    Also not called for means it sat in some dusty sorting office for a while before Royal Mail bothered to return to sender.

  • @ferghalicious1480
    @ferghalicious1480 Рік тому +28

    Ashens: (Sees Bondage straps) Uh-oh haha can’t say too much about what these are for
    Also Ashens: IT’S A FUCKING BASTARD WANKHOLE FUNKO POP!

  • @EightOneGulf
    @EightOneGulf 2 роки тому +99

    The customs declaration on the UK to UK packages is because it isn't actually send from the UK. If you order from AliExpress they will send it to a distribution center in the UK ( or wherever you live ) first, where it will pass customs. From there it will be shipped again, hence it seemed to be shipped from the UK

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 2 роки тому

      I thought it might have had something to do with the Northern Ireland Protocol

    • @LilleTotte
      @LilleTotte 2 роки тому +3

      It's cheap for the seller to place an order with their supplier to send the part directly to the customer, it's but complete shit for the customers.
      I ordered a part from Germany and had to pay an import fee since the part was sent from their supplier in fucking China instead of a country within the EU.
      And had the package been lost - tough shit since the seller wasn't the ones who sent it and the supplier in China isn't the one who sold it, so...

    • @DrNoxin
      @DrNoxin 2 роки тому

      @hd01 All those packages from Schiedam :)

  • @joeyismetoo
    @joeyismetoo 2 роки тому +179

    The fabric braid is a “cot bumper” (they look cute but they can be quite dangerous, just as a disclaimer!)

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 2 роки тому +9

      To be fair there’s a pop up in the video explaining that.

    • @kandigloss6438
      @kandigloss6438 2 роки тому +45

      @@AtheistOrphan To be fair it doesn't say the actual name of the thing or that's it's dangerous.

    • @Black_Knight767
      @Black_Knight767 2 роки тому +15

      I thought it was one of those things you put under a door to stop a draft lol

    • @supernathan94
      @supernathan94 2 роки тому +7

      I thought it was one of those things that was meant for young children that helps them not roll out of bed onto the floor

    • @Djbiohazard1991
      @Djbiohazard1991 2 роки тому +2

      @@Black_Knight767 Same haha

  • @chief2036
    @chief2036 2 роки тому +57

    This was simultaneously the most uneventful yet most suspenseful video I've seen in a while. Very nice work. 😁

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 2 роки тому +57

    I lost a large box once and got it refunded. Would be fun if it showed up in an Ashens video.

  • @mrjerrythehamster
    @mrjerrythehamster 2 роки тому +1101

    That's actually a real LV bag with a market value of one million pounds

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 2 роки тому +264

      Holy fuck, I believe every word you're saying because it's exactly what I want to hear

    • @-kye
      @-kye 2 роки тому +161

      the police when they see a gram of cocaine

    • @kirkb4989
      @kirkb4989 2 роки тому +48

      I just read this on the internet so it MUST be true!!!

    • @RalphH007
      @RalphH007 2 роки тому +35

      That is a lie, it is only about 950k.

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 2 роки тому +16

      @@RalphH007 With inflation these days, it's closer to £980k.

  • @voivod6871
    @voivod6871 2 роки тому +743

    How the hell did Ashens so quickly figure out what those black belt things were for?

    • @svenbosma5704
      @svenbosma5704 2 роки тому +83

      Very sus

    • @duo1666
      @duo1666 2 роки тому +176

      My first guess after 3 seconds was sex swing.

    • @davidcarlton2513
      @davidcarlton2513 2 роки тому +7

      @@duo1666 that was my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂

    • @bibasik7
      @bibasik7 2 роки тому +55

      I was surprised that it took him so long to figure it out.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 2 роки тому +12

      Experience.

  • @Aeolous1
    @Aeolous1 2 роки тому +176

    that boss kit is actually a pretty popular mod incase u wanna use an aftermarket steering wheel

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 2 роки тому

      Good thing it was never delivered, even though it says "universal" they are not universal. Probably dangerous garbage.

    • @Aeolous1
      @Aeolous1 2 роки тому +13

      @@DG_427 yup, the real Nardi boss kit doesnt come with that box with horrible grammar

  • @bbanta06
    @bbanta06 2 роки тому +6

    In a world where we truly enjoy so few surprises these days.... this sir, is a GEM of a hobby I may need to partake in!!! Thank you for sharing!!

  • @wasad
    @wasad 2 роки тому +178

    Those knockoff Beyblades usually have lead in them so that's fun! Fakes will have Phillips screws while real ones have tri-wing screws.
    The real version of the one that Ashens struggled to put together is pretty cool, though. It has a gimmick where that bit he twisted on will fly off in battle when hit hard enough.
    (Yes I'm a Beyblade adult)

    • @M-Star1003
      @M-Star1003 2 роки тому +4

      Same. I also kinda enjoyed him struggle with the Bey

    • @dom3827
      @dom3827 2 роки тому +5

      I miss the old, real beyblades.
      Sadly, today its only cheap, light plastic.

    • @JustPJB
      @JustPJB 2 роки тому

      Me too

    • @scarecrow7x
      @scarecrow7x 2 роки тому +1

      @@dom3827 nah Hasbro just makes cheap ones that you see in store. You can get their pro series which are pretty epic tbh. Otherwise the ones from Japan by Takara Tomy are usually even more crazy/larger than some of the originals

    • @dom3827
      @dom3827 2 роки тому

      @@scarecrow7x ok, did not know. I have only seen these cheap plasticy lightweight beyblades over here.

  • @Duglum666
    @Duglum666 2 роки тому +91

    the DAC/SFP cables are actually a really good find.. if they are genuine cisco cables these go for about 80€ a piece.

    • @jasejj
      @jasejj 2 роки тому +14

      But they won't be genuine, not if they're being "returned" to a Chinese repackager.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 2 роки тому +11

      @@jasejj They could be in this case, the delivery address was in Russia so they may have been undeliverable for sanction reasons.

    • @hamstirrer6882
      @hamstirrer6882 2 роки тому +2

      So how much for a whole one?

    • @thesteelrodent1796
      @thesteelrodent1796 2 роки тому +1

      @@jasejj they're made in China, so why not?

    • @jasejj
      @jasejj 2 роки тому +2

      @@thesteelrodent1796 There's a massive difference between corporate manufacturing in China, and the back-street, fly-by-night "factories" that produce the kind of tat on show here.

  • @kringhetto
    @kringhetto 2 роки тому +42

    You can easily match that bag online for authenticity. That was a super fun video, probably the only one we'll get like this.

    • @cyberleaderandy1
      @cyberleaderandy1 2 роки тому

      There are security features on them i believe to stop fake ones fooling people

    • @nightwheel
      @nightwheel 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah if I was Ashens. I would at least double check to make sure the bag is indeed fake before tossing it. Because that could be an expensive mistake if it's not a fake.

  • @ZaikeriaAltaire
    @ZaikeriaAltaire 2 роки тому +116

    I had a funny feeling I knew what those straps would be the second I saw it in the bag... I was right X'D

    • @hello5344
      @hello5344 2 роки тому +4

      LMAOO I THOUGHT IT WAS A HARNESS THEN I SAID.. HMM.. BIT LONG FOR A HARNESS LMAOO

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 Рік тому +3

      Also looks a lot like the straps they make that help either 1 or 2 people lift large heavy objects more safely and easily.

    • @willbaack7997
      @willbaack7997 Рік тому +1

      Same. Thought to myself that goes with number four. Number five could make it even more fun.

    • @bookofdragons
      @bookofdragons Рік тому

      I thought the same thing LMAO

  • @artchic528
    @artchic528 2 роки тому +296

    Who else instantly knew what the “massive strap” was and was just grinning and laughing like an idiot waiting for the gears in Stuart’s head to click and him to go “….oh!”???? Makes you wonder how much more lewd #4 was that he couldn’t show that but he could show the “strap”. Bet it was either a flesh light or a very cheap looking blow up doll.

    • @dylantowers9367
      @dylantowers9367 2 роки тому +53

      My first thought was that it was a strap for securing things to the back/inside of a truck or something. As for #4, I can only guess...

    • @incredibleflameboy
      @incredibleflameboy 2 роки тому +4

      Why not a cheap looking blow up flesh doll? Thematically it works with the bondage straps.

    • @Rawsolo
      @Rawsolo 2 роки тому +2

      I had no idea.

    • @mildgrooveon
      @mildgrooveon 2 роки тому

      Yep

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 2 роки тому +12

      Doubt it was a fleshlight. Those things are surprisingly expensive if they're legit

  • @meg9258
    @meg9258 2 роки тому +64

    You can tell a fake L V handbag by how the pattern doesn’t line up perfectly in the creases where the fabric has been sewn together.

    • @JoeRabone
      @JoeRabone 2 роки тому +18

      Yup! Each item is printed printed specifically so that the logo is never obscured by a seem

    • @Jamal_Tyrone
      @Jamal_Tyrone 2 роки тому +12

      when did car insurance companies start doing handbags?

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jamal_Tyrone - Or Luncheon Vouchers?

    • @1objection
      @1objection 2 роки тому

      @@JoeRabone Neat, never knew that.

    • @meg9258
      @meg9258 2 роки тому +2

      😂

  • @averagegilo
    @averagegilo Рік тому +4

    That guard bar is for lining the edge of a baby cot to reduce the chances of your baby sustaining an injury 😊

  • @dingo596
    @dingo596 2 роки тому +64

    As someone who buys a lot of things directly from China this everything shown all looks like they are directly from China, the blue / gray plastic bag is a big giveaway. I have also noticed a lot of it comes by Royal Mail with a UK return address. My guess is that there are warehouses in the UK where a lot of the stuff coming from China is sorted and relabelled and then set to their proper destination. And this stuff is just the stuff that fell through the cracks of the system with people putting in the wrong address, forgetting about them and not collecting them or even moving house the new occupants rejecting things that aren't theirs. I don't think these are connect to the fake reviews thing because these seem too large and bulky for that and they seem like thing people would genuinely order from China.

    • @Maverynthia
      @Maverynthia 2 роки тому +1

      I think the return address might be from Hong Kong because they label a lot of stuff as "From your country" but put a mail house address on it to make you think it was shipped from "your country" when it was still shipped from HK. I've seen a lot of this on Aliexpress where they charge $5 to ship and it's still coming from China.

    • @zarach11
      @zarach11 2 роки тому

      Yes often my stuff comes from China via the forwarding service 4PX so the items always have a UK return address

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 2 роки тому

      Normally when they do the fake sale thing they just send wheel weights.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 2 роки тому

      @@Demiglitch Sometimes seeds, at least once knockoff sunglasses. It's basically an even more random version of Stuart's Wish videos, just random cheap tat.

    • @frankhovis
      @frankhovis 2 роки тому

      The UK "return" addresses are often fake, or are some random persons house. I've returned a few items from eBay Chinese sellers and 80% of the time they've returned back to me as "not known at this address" etc.

  • @mrj4615
    @mrj4615 2 роки тому +47

    The listing will have been taken down for violating eBay's 'chance listings policy' - "Mystery items or listings that offer an opportunity to win an item by chance or contest are not allowed on eBay."
    Basically, if you purchased a mystery box and wasn't happy with it, you would have a right (under eBay's T&C's for business sellers) to return it for a refund. There would be too many scams otherwise.

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 2 роки тому +2

      It's not buying the chance to win an item though, you're fully aware that you're buying 10 undelivered parcels. It's the difference between knowing you're buying a mystery box that might have something good or something bad and running a lottery. I think they might not like the fact that they're technically also selling addresses/sensitive information

    • @mrj4615
      @mrj4615 2 роки тому +3

      @@lemolea9571 Mystery items are not allowed on eBay. A returned parcel is a mystery item, because you don't know what's in it. Here in the UK all business sales have to comply with distance selling regulations. If you bought a mystery parcel and weren't happy with it, you would have a legal right to return it. In the case of a dispute, how could the buyer or seller ever prove what was sent? If it was anything to do with addresses or personal information, then that would have to be covered in eBay policy, which it isn't.

  • @thefalsekingslayer3717
    @thefalsekingslayer3717 2 роки тому +55

    Love that I realized what the strap was about 15 seconds before he did, then I was just waiting going “no no no”

    • @rwinslowbutler
      @rwinslowbutler 2 роки тому +4

      Me too! I thought immediately, that's going to be a sex thing.

  • @TinFoilCat90
    @TinFoilCat90 2 роки тому +33

    In the US we have actual stores that you can go to where they have dozens of big bins full of this stuff. It's $5 an item on stock day and then by the end of the week its $1 an item mostly because the good stuff is gone lol. You have to dig though the bins too which makes it kind of fun. Our local one is called treasure hunt.

    • @MythicCrystal
      @MythicCrystal 2 роки тому

      That reminds of a store we have here. But they buy returns from Amazon. The store I believe is called the In and Out Store.

    • @fookingsog
      @fookingsog 2 роки тому

      Used to be "Hudson's Treasure Hunt" but some other entity bought them out. Now it's just "Treasure Hunt"!!!🙄 They also had a "Dirt Cheap" section but now it's all just "Treasure Hunt"!!!

  • @bitequation314
    @bitequation314 2 роки тому +53

    Disappointed we didn't get to see the sofa under that blacklight. I bet it has some interesting stains.

  • @busdriverguy
    @busdriverguy 2 роки тому +28

    Seeing Ashens fiddle around in the straps before realizing what they were was wild

  • @jeniitastic
    @jeniitastic 2 роки тому +43

    Would have loved to see a series of these. It's oddly fascinating.

  • @cindyanna6049
    @cindyanna6049 2 роки тому +3

    Hilarious 🤣 I needed a good laugh, sitting here feeling crumby with a cold. You need to do more of these!!! the braid had me rolling! 😅

  • @oldtechnobodycaresabout
    @oldtechnobodycaresabout 2 роки тому +394

    The SFP cables are actually really expensive and they sell for quite a lot.

    • @Xxpsphacksx
      @Xxpsphacksx 2 роки тому +42

      About 30-50 euros per cable. 7x30=210 euros

    • @enfyrneaux
      @enfyrneaux 2 роки тому +54

      Those are all-in-one DACs (direct attach cables) for short distances, as opposed to stand alone fiber/copper transceivers that need separate cabling. If they're 10Gbps SFP+ and not counterfeit the price would be accurate...otherwise really not worth the trouble.

    • @imallfordabulls
      @imallfordabulls 2 роки тому +40

      It says Cisco but the red color on the connector makes me think it’s not legit Cisco.

    • @DocFr4nk
      @DocFr4nk 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah this could be one hell of a deal

    • @tomarse99
      @tomarse99 2 роки тому

      Yeah first thought when I saw them is those are worth a few quid.

  • @generichuman2044
    @generichuman2044 2 роки тому +32

    The slow realisation of the bondage equipment was absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @the_dark_defender
    @the_dark_defender 2 роки тому +635

    That Louis Vuitton bag is real and worth a million pounds.

    • @speedracer9132
      @speedracer9132 2 роки тому +77

      This person is NOT lying

    • @happinesstolerant
      @happinesstolerant 2 роки тому +25

      You knock so you must be telling the truth!

    • @Unethical.FandubsGames
      @Unethical.FandubsGames 2 роки тому +9

      It could fetch a million pounds. It's not WORTH that.
      Also no. It wont fetch a million pounds. The most expensive item is only in the hundreds of thousands of... dollars.
      So hard luck there, mate.

    • @PrimRoseLane
      @PrimRoseLane 2 роки тому +25

      @@happinesstolerant I read it on the internet so it MUST be true.

    • @greyguy.960
      @greyguy.960 2 роки тому +23

      @@Unethical.FandubsGames Did you not watch the video and the joke ?

  • @citymorgue629
    @citymorgue629 2 роки тому +21

    The Louis Vuitton bag is definitely fake lol. You can tell by looking at the "O" stamped on the leather tag. LV always uses a thinner o whereas the fakes tend to use a wider one. There's also stitching directly on the LV monogram which is something you'll never see Louis do. It is a good dupe though, one like that would probably go for about $60 at a local shop by me

  • @cvtt3194
    @cvtt3194 2 роки тому +42

    The ear thermometer part had me dying

  • @0BRAN0
    @0BRAN0 2 роки тому +62

    In an ever changing UA-cam, ashens stays the same. And I love it!

    • @Metalwario64
      @Metalwario64 2 роки тому

      Agreed! Ashens is super comforting.

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 2 роки тому

      It’s like visiting your parents’ house.

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 2 роки тому +74

    The black light would come in handy for cleaning up after using the item he refused to show us and the next item after that we all know that also goes good with it.
    "Two facilitate the spread eagling of a human" is not something I expected to ever hear.

  • @455king4help
    @455king4help Рік тому +17

    You got 7 server cables! Those are expensive as heck!

    • @corncobjohnsonreal
      @corncobjohnsonreal Рік тому

      Thanks for telling us approximately how much they're worth

    • @corncobjohnsonreal
      @corncobjohnsonreal Рік тому +4

      Oh my gosh they go from like $100 to $400

    • @ldti
      @ldti Рік тому

      IF those are authentic 10gbps Cisco DACs, maybe..

  • @fountgarde
    @fountgarde 2 роки тому +198

    If those beyblades are authentic, (and they were definitely beyblades or knock-offs) they sell pretty well, actually. First one was a something-something Phoenix (Revive or Prominence Phoenix, I think)
    If it feels hefty, sounds more possible that it could be authentic and/or not a worthless Hasbro bey made in the US.
    Edit: Taking a closer look, it seems more likely that it is a Dead Phoenix. However, I can’t seem to find one in that color. There are rare CoroCoro Limited Edition sets that are painted in that color scheme, but can’t seem to find a Phoenix in any of them. I’ll keep looking cause I’m bored and have an affinity for beys these days. (Hey, that rhymes)
    Edit2: It is a B-131 Dead Phoenix, but with a seemingly non-existent color scheme. However, I found multiple listings on eBay with that color scheme selling for cheap. They were also listed as unbranded. So unfortunately, I guess the Dead Phoenix you got was a knock-off after all. Sorry. D:

    • @connor1586
      @connor1586 2 роки тому +40

      This was a rollercoaster to read

    • @kian9108
      @kian9108 2 роки тому +16

      The effort is admirable. I used to be bigggg into the metal fusion era

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 2 роки тому +11

      props to your internet rabbit hole

    • @greenrebel889
      @greenrebel889 2 роки тому

      @@connor1586 you must have been fried lad, I got half way through 😂

    • @raw6460
      @raw6460 2 роки тому

      Awesome post! 😍

  • @cat-ef7ry
    @cat-ef7ry 2 роки тому +15

    Watching this remembering when I was introduced to Ashens about 7-8yrs ago maybe. I heard my 7yr old daughter giggling like there was no tomorrow…went to investigate and she was on her android tablet watching Ashens opening Moshi monster packets…she was doubled over laughing, there was a lady googoo in there somewhere…I will have to go find it and watch it again 😂

  • @theSkarekro
    @theSkarekro 2 роки тому +40

    That plush braid thing is to put in a cot so that your newborn/baby don't toss and turn and get their limbs caught in between the openings or hit it. You can also use it to prevent your baby from turning by surrounding them in it

    • @BJKage
      @BJKage 2 роки тому

      Newborns do not toss and turn.

    • @Zothiqueness
      @Zothiqueness 2 роки тому +3

      @@BJKage are you ok? I think your brain fell out somewhere.

    • @BJKage
      @BJKage 2 роки тому +1

      @@Zothiqueness I am well and I´ve had baby, that´s why I know newborns do not toss and turn, babies do and it would be dangerous to put the braid in, because they might suffocate. But if you call 20 year old a kid, than I understand it went over your head.

    • @Zothiqueness
      @Zothiqueness 2 роки тому +7

      @@BJKage I have had babies. They do not lay like logs all night long. You are insane.

    • @Lyrabela
      @Lyrabela 2 роки тому +3

      Lol my first thought was ah I use those to keep the cold from coming through under my door 😅

  • @rockerseven
    @rockerseven 2 роки тому +4

    "I got dog food!"
    "I got my letter to Santa."
    "A coupon book?!"

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +142

    Not only did he get a Funko Pop, he got a bootleg Funko Pop. What an absolutely Ashens moment.

    • @sushiacid
      @sushiacid 2 роки тому

      Isn't boot

    • @SytihTheMage
      @SytihTheMage 2 роки тому

      Not a bootleg, is an official one

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому

      @@SytihTheMage It's either a bootleg or official Ezio Funko pops have really, really, really, *REALLY* shitty paintwork.

    • @SytihTheMage
      @SytihTheMage 2 роки тому +3

      @@JomasterTheSecond I own this one and can confirm those first batches of funkos were like this 😅

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +4

      @@SytihTheMage ...oh dear god, they used to be WORSE than they are now?! o_O