honestly its only them whos saying that, i havent seen shit from dice, its as if they think they put out a good game. dice will die mark my words just like bioware
“The whole game works.” “That’s amazing!” A Perfect encapsulation of the sorry state of “modern gaming,” and one of the many reasons Elden Ring is such a breath of fresh air.
“The whole game works.” - You surely never tried the coop mode in elden ring, nothing works there really (a few weeks after release, dunno if they fixed it already)
Imagine complaining a 128 massive multiplayer game dosent work as good as a single player game with the same old shit engine which had 7 years in the making....
Imagine complaining a game with 128 players with massive maps, destruction, dynamic weather etc which has been worked on for 13 months dosent run as good as a single player game running on a old ass engine which had 7 years worth of dev time lol
The fact that recon is wearing Elden ring stuff just goes to show that you can literally animate anything with battlefield friends and I will watch it. it doesn’t have to actually be a battlefield game
Yeah but no, callign elden ring ... working ... is generous. I had to spend a couple hours on scripts and Graphics card control panel settings to get the game to run, even then it is sooooo unoptimized. While its frame times are great, it can only get to 80-100 FPS max, luckily legacy dungeons have better framerates but still, a lot of garbage still in elden ring, for example PVP is still broken. OFC it was only broken on PC, so the console foos just kept mum making it harder to see these things.
@@rohansampat1995 they were always shit at making pc ports yeah. The game itself though, optimization aside is great, as a playstation player i had no problems at all.
It’s summer 2012. You just hopped on BF3 with all your friends and are enjoying the chaos of modern combat as the environment around you falls apart. Everyone’s having a blast communicating as a team, playing with new maps and new weapons. Before you know it, hours have passed. Everyone hops off with a smile on their face from the wonderful immersive experience you had together. What the fuck happened to Battlefield?
The same thing that happened to every other game - the industry went big. The share holders and publishers looked for ways to make as much money as possible, as fast as possible, while spending as little time and money on the game as possible. And as long as people keep pre ordering and buying into the microtransactions - it won't change.
People in charge are not passionate devs anymore they are greedy scumbags with no vision beyond profit and the sad thing is it keeps making money for them...
Patch Guy is perhaps the most sympathetic character in BFFs. He's stressed, overworked, and trying his best to improve things, but it's all for nothing because he's subject to the whims of his hopelessly out of touch higher-ups.
At this point they should have a few episodes or even an entire season where they hop from game to game to look for a new place to call home, would be hilarious 😂😂😂
Patch guy is becoming my favorite character. There's something very appealing about a person watching his life and marriage go south because he can't stop working round the clock trying to fix a broken game
Talk about horrible timing with the whole getting the rights back and setting up the animations... hopefully it at least leads to a battlefield throughout the years friends where they revisit older games
Talk about horrible timing with the whole getting the rights back and setting up the animations... hopefully it at least leads to a battlefield throughout the years friends where they revisit older games
2:00 is so good. Sniper says he's a serious gamer while wearing Ranni's hat, and Patch Guy sarcastically says "clearly" and his eyes move up a little to the hat. That's such good attention to detail
I saw how happy Neebs gaming were and they were visibly excited to bring back BFFS but no one thought this game would be a literal trash. Imagine the type and the amount of content we would have got from Neebs if this game was actually fun. But still they are trying to post content for a game with no content from the game itself.
You're right perhaps there isn't enough content to make from BFFs anymore...... So let's bring back Doraleous and Associates! I still love that show, super underrated
I feel like every time a new BF comes out we all hope this is the one but then it isn't. Even the early BF games that we fell in love with were a hot mess at launch. Really though since BF4, has anyone truly been happy from launch to next release? We all have our opinions why (personally I think EA forces unrealistic deadlines, but just my opinion) but maybe it's wiser to just enjoy what we all had and loved and move on. EA and DICE continue to do the same things over and over again. They tell us the same things over and over again. And we lap it up over and over again. Sounds like that definition of insanity that people like to quote. Enjoy the fond memories my friends, then let them go. Stop supporting the half @$$3d efforts with your time and money. I love NG and BFF but I concur that we need more D&A
Your nuts. If the game worked they would have nothing to work with. Appsro said it himself it’s better for the show if it’s a broken mess. And I stand with daddy Appsro.
I seriously cannot believe how busted this game is all way down to its core. Battlefield 5 at least had a solid polished core that played very well and up to triple A standards. This is LITERALLY the quality of game I would expect to see in the indie section in steam for 1-10 dollars with less than 100 players. This was a literal robbery and should be illegal.
I like how Sniper was talking to the Patch Guy about Elden Ring and how Godrick's probably one of the coolest bosses (personal fave being Morgott and Rykard)
i want the final episode of Battlefield 2042 Friends to have them looking for Patch Guy and just find his body on the last map they add to the game, just laying there, dead on the floor and them just react like "Oh... that's, that's a shame, oh well. Hopefully the next game'll be better." lol
@@DeadSpacedOut lmao I love this idea. Then on the first episode of the next Battlefield game he's forcefully resurrected by DICE to continue patching their crappy games 😂
@@jasonsinn9237 Yeah, he's like a zombie, like zombified Patch Guy. Though... truthfully, I don't think we're ever getting any more Battlefield Friends, now that Recon (Thick44) has passed away. Rest in Peace, Tony Schnur.
You guys should do a "BF2042 is bad, Return to BF1" episode. Have it as a full-on black comedy as the gang get time traveled to 1916, live in the trenches, get grenade spammed and get trenchfoot before ending in a Blackadder-style no man's land charge.
Elden Ring reference (and getting Ranni's hat which means Recon/"Casper" is halfway through the game) when everyone has played it. Patches being surprised of a complete and unbroken game on release.
This is like selling a bicycle on Craig's List. The guy that showed up asked, "Hey, can I take it for a test ride?" And you guys said, "Yeah, sure." Now, it's 6 months later; you're still sitting in the parking lot of Wendy's and thinking, "Gosh! I hope this guy finishes up his test ride soon and buys this bike."
I’m still baffled by the fact that EA an DICE abandoned the live service for Star Wars battlefront 2 to support this disaster. Seriously they had a good thing going with that game. I feel bad for battlefield and battlefront fans.
@@zolikat4458 oh yeah almost forgot about that! I played it like crazy last year. A little bit buggy but it was really fun. The Maps are really beautiful in that game!
I want battlefront 2 back… it was honestly the funnest fucking fps. Rolling up behind a line of clones with a droideka and mowing them down was fucking euphoric.
@@zolikat4458 BFV had it's own share of problems too. Once they changed the TTK the second time for Xmas noobs after promising they wouldn't do it again, I dipped. Never went back.
@@TexasToast712 bro there's also a glitch for the anti tank rifles for the recon class where you can spam it and destroy tanks loads of people are using 2
I'm still surprised they haven't gone back to BF5 or BF1 yet. Considering they're doing better and have more features, it's like a good excuse to make episodes about them. But hey, I'm not making Battlefield Friends, so it's their call.
Patch guy: " Just wait a couple of more months years..."
Lmao hit the nail on the head
I want patch guy to play with recon, get some fun in
Ikr
"Could take months(years)"
I can picture Dice saying that at a conference, like that
Did you watch there investor speech. It was pretty bad and telling IMO.
They’ve really gone downhill.
Rest In Peace Recon.
🙏 🙏
@@itsarzn he’s soaring high with the wyverns now.
"Dont worry we're gonna fix the game."
"Put these foolish ambitions to rest."
Would have been funny if the patch guy ditched the game after hearing about Elden Ring, and went away to play it.
honestly its only them whos saying that, i havent seen shit from dice, its as if they think they put out a good game. dice will die mark my words just like bioware
@@uhh741 The publisher is still EA. In this case, I'm pretty sure the fault rest on EA's shoulders who pushed the game out due to business schedules.
"I am a VERY serious gamer."
"Clearly."
That killed me.
“The whole game works.”
“That’s amazing!”
A Perfect encapsulation of the sorry state of “modern gaming,” and one of the many reasons Elden Ring is such a breath of fresh air.
“The whole game works.” - You surely never tried the coop mode in elden ring, nothing works there really (a few weeks after release, dunno if they fixed it already)
Yep Genderfield V I mean Battlefield V and Battlefield 2042 is the reason I bought and have been playing Crash Bandicoot 4 instead.
Imagine complaining a 128 massive multiplayer game dosent work as good as a single player game with the same old shit engine which had 7 years in the making....
Imagine complaining a game with 128 players with massive maps, destruction, dynamic weather etc which has been worked on for 13 months dosent run as good as a single player game running on a old ass engine which had 7 years worth of dev time lol
@@gamingeuphoria7928 I imagined 😐
The fact that recon is wearing Elden ring stuff just goes to show that you can literally animate anything with battlefield friends and I will watch it. it doesn’t have to actually be a battlefield game
- The dragon's head worked!?
The whole game worked!
- That sounds amazing!
(actual conversation from inside DICE's HQ)
do you know what game that's supposed to be ? cuz either i'm dumb or i've never heard of a game like that
Yeah but no, callign elden ring ... working ... is generous. I had to spend a couple hours on scripts and Graphics card control panel settings to get the game to run, even then it is sooooo unoptimized. While its frame times are great, it can only get to 80-100 FPS max, luckily legacy dungeons have better framerates but still, a lot of garbage still in elden ring, for example PVP is still broken. OFC it was only broken on PC, so the console foos just kept mum making it harder to see these things.
@@Dean123123100 They're talking about a boss from Elden Ring.
@@rohansampat1995 they were always shit at making pc ports yeah. The game itself though, optimization aside is great, as a playstation player i had no problems at all.
@@heibk-2019 Yeah like i said, the console skrubs dont notice any problems. Then again, u never run the game above 60 so....
It’s summer 2012. You just hopped on BF3 with all your friends and are enjoying the chaos of modern combat as the environment around you falls apart. Everyone’s having a blast communicating as a team, playing with new maps and new weapons. Before you know it, hours have passed. Everyone hops off with a smile on their face from the wonderful immersive experience you had together.
What the fuck happened to Battlefield?
It's summer 2012, you just got molested
Yep. Sad to see it go to shit like this.
dont forget everybody was also checking up on that scoreboard
The same thing that happened to every other game - the industry went big. The share holders and publishers looked for ways to make as much money as possible, as fast as possible, while spending as little time and money on the game as possible. And as long as people keep pre ordering and buying into the microtransactions - it won't change.
People in charge are not passionate devs anymore they are greedy scumbags with no vision beyond profit and the sad thing is it keeps making money for them...
I love the bonding moment between Engeriner and Noob over bullshit kills.
OMG im gonna miss so much recon...
Rest in peace Thick, see you in the Battlefield ❤️
Patch Guy is perhaps the most sympathetic character in BFFs. He's stressed, overworked, and trying his best to improve things, but it's all for nothing because he's subject to the whims of his hopelessly out of touch higher-ups.
Sounds like middle management
Holy shit, patch guy speaking to the DICE devs and them replying in fake Swedish is golden!
Yup worthy of liking your own comment few seconds after you posted is exactly why bf2024 is a success!
Rest in peace, Thick. You gave many people years of fun watching you and the others.
Amen. 🙏 🙏 🙏
patches being an overworked blue collar guy it's hilarious.
“It turns into a dragon, and it actually works”
“That game actually works”
Lmaoooo
Eh, except it doesnt wo-
*connection error. Returning to your world...*
Nothing is more based then wearing Rannis hat in Battlefield
Was not expecting to find you here
Hey i just saw your post, the chick with the gun and the caption saying "sub to chunkymoon or ge pew pew" i realy liked it
@@mani21axe40 who is it?
Didn't think you'd be a BFF fan lol
The messiah!
DICE on the phone sounding like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets made me chuckle pretty heavily.
At this point they should have a few episodes or even an entire season where they hop from game to game to look for a new place to call home, would be hilarious 😂😂😂
RIP Recon (Tony Schnur aka Thick44).
At least you got to play Elden Ring.
Patch guy is becoming my favorite character. There's something very appealing about a person watching his life and marriage go south because he can't stop working round the clock trying to fix a broken game
Rest in peace Thick44 (aka Recon), thank you for being part of Battlefield community and being part of Battlefield Friends series.
It sucks these guys finally come back, and we have probably the worst battlefield release ever
Talk about horrible timing with the whole getting the rights back and setting up the animations... hopefully it at least leads to a battlefield throughout the years friends where they revisit older games
Talk about horrible timing with the whole getting the rights back and setting up the animations... hopefully it at least leads to a battlefield throughout the years friends where they revisit older games
@@carloz1536 I’m honestly not sure where they’ll go now.
@@carloz1536and than thick fucking dying 😢
...you mean some of the funniest BFF content ever? LoL
The recon should play Sniper Elite 5 he would like it .
I got the first reply neat
its the funny money man
Sadly, he can't now...
@@Slenderslayer351 why not?
@@deathrow5261 Thick44 (Voice Actor for Recon) passed away recently
2:00 is so good. Sniper says he's a serious gamer while wearing Ranni's hat, and Patch Guy sarcastically says "clearly" and his eyes move up a little to the hat. That's such good attention to detail
Holy shit. I just heard the news. RIP Recon
I saw how happy Neebs gaming were and they were visibly excited to bring back BFFS but no one thought this game would be a literal trash. Imagine the type and the amount of content we would have got from Neebs if this game was actually fun. But still they are trying to post content for a game with no content from the game itself.
You're right perhaps there isn't enough content to make from BFFs anymore...... So let's bring back Doraleous and Associates! I still love that show, super underrated
well said
I feel like every time a new BF comes out we all hope this is the one but then it isn't.
Even the early BF games that we fell in love with were a hot mess at launch. Really though since BF4, has anyone truly been happy from launch to next release?
We all have our opinions why (personally I think EA forces unrealistic deadlines, but just my opinion) but maybe it's wiser to just enjoy what we all had and loved and move on.
EA and DICE continue to do the same things over and over again. They tell us the same things over and over again. And we lap it up over and over again.
Sounds like that definition of insanity that people like to quote.
Enjoy the fond memories my friends, then let them go. Stop supporting the half @$$3d efforts with your time and money.
I love NG and BFF but I concur that we need more D&A
Your nuts. If the game worked they would have nothing to work with. Appsro said it himself it’s better for the show if it’s a broken mess. And I stand with daddy Appsro.
Everyone who bought BF5 was skeptical of bf2042
"And the whole game worked!" "Wow" lmao
"Ugh Patchguy, that son of a bitch"
I feel so bad for Patchguy, he is just trying his best, not his fault DICE is screwing him over
I seriously cannot believe how busted this game is all way down to its core. Battlefield 5 at least had a solid polished core that played very well and up to triple A standards. This is LITERALLY the quality of game I would expect to see in the indie section in steam for 1-10 dollars with less than 100 players. This was a literal robbery and should be illegal.
saw it for $9 at gamestop used section lol
@@ItalianMetalHED 😣😣💀
Totally agree. I feel awful to this day for the people that payed $100+ for the game.
@@l03j27 yeah I have seen it for 19-29 dollars frequently. or starting at around 13USD. Still advertised for 19AUD atm.
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice fuck you DICE
"Just give it a couple of monthsyears"
I see you guys have gotten actual DICE devs to write for you now.
I like how Sniper was talking to the Patch Guy about Elden Ring and how Godrick's probably one of the coolest bosses (personal fave being Morgott and Rykard)
“Just wait another couple of months years” god best line
"just wait a couple of month,years"
Should be Bfs slogan
"Is your hearing aid broken?!"
Don't know why but that little bit cracks me up. Can't wait for Medic to snap
"the whole game worked" had me laugh out loud. great job guys!
Patch guy with EA on the phone sounding like the swedish cook from the muppets is priceless 😂
Appsro's "Swedish" is freakin hilarious 😂
RIP you absolute legend.
Rest in peace, Thick. 💜
I would love to see patch guy get more and more rough looking as this series goes on.
Agreed.
i want the final episode of Battlefield 2042 Friends to have them looking for Patch Guy and just find his body on the last map they add to the game, just laying there, dead on the floor and them just react like "Oh... that's, that's a shame, oh well. Hopefully the next game'll be better." lol
@@DeadSpacedOut lmao I love this idea. Then on the first episode of the next Battlefield game he's forcefully resurrected by DICE to continue patching their crappy games 😂
@@jasonsinn9237 Yeah, he's like a zombie, like zombified Patch Guy. Though... truthfully, I don't think we're ever getting any more Battlefield Friends, now that Recon (Thick44) has passed away.
Rest in Peace, Tony Schnur.
@@DeadSpacedOut lol yeah like he gets more haggard as time goes on.
I also agree. Not sure if BFFs will ever return. RIP Thick 😔
A battlefield legend. Out but never forgotten. Fly high recon ❤
At this point just need to see them go play Squad or Hell Let Loose.
Them playing squad would be awesome
The developers of those games didnt drown in money yet so they still pasionate about their game.
As long as it ain't console hell let loose
You guys should do a "BF2042 is bad, Return to BF1" episode. Have it as a full-on black comedy as the gang get time traveled to 1916, live in the trenches, get grenade spammed and get trenchfoot before ending in a Blackadder-style no man's land charge.
they didn't do battlefield 1 because they felt like they missed the train
Would be funny if they made patch guy more and more tired and depressed as more episodes come out.
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I love that Noob and Engineer are slowly growing closer as friends.
Adversity and horrendous hellfire like this will do that
Noob: "Me and Engineer go way back."
@@bloodysimile4893omfg yessss😂😂😂😂😂
Elden Ring reference (and getting Ranni's hat which means Recon/"Casper" is halfway through the game) when everyone has played it. Patches being surprised of a complete and unbroken game on release.
“just wait a couple of monthsyears”
Goodbye THICK44
You were always my favorite person out of all the neebs gaming crew
- The whole game worked
- That sounds amazing
- It is!
Best dialogue hahahaha
1:29 Phone: Mumbling, hurlihurdibordi.
Dice being swedish and they're talking like the swedish chef from The Muppets.
Outstanding joke.
The fact that I know what Recon is wearing and the staff he is using is...welp, I've played a lot of Elden Ring.
So you cut of his arm, and it turns into a dragon's head 🐲
And it works
You know that Battlefield 2042 is bad when BFF makes an episode centred around playing other games.
It's called Battlefield 2042 because that's the confirmed release year for the bug fixes and content drops.
I'm so sorry we all pressured you back into making these.
RIP Recon, thanks for all the laughs!
This is like selling a bicycle on Craig's List. The guy that showed up asked, "Hey, can I take it for a test ride?" And you guys said, "Yeah, sure." Now, it's 6 months later; you're still sitting in the parking lot of Wendy's and thinking, "Gosh! I hope this guy finishes up his test ride soon and buys this bike."
2042 Devs: We heard you guys, and we're KEEPING the specialists!
Everyone: NO! No, that is exactly what we DIDN'T want!!!
I wonder how The Colonel feels about all this.
Simon’s patch guy looks like every foreman, superintendent, and project manager I’ve ever known. That was too funny
Hi someone from UK here, SAME AFFF
"The dragon worked?"
"The whole game worked..."
I wonder which game he was talking about?
@@Firewall5176 Elden Ring
@@Firewall5176 Madden 2022
@@darthzarios thats a joke right?
@@makarov718 Of course.
I love the swedish chef on the phone with the patch guy. RIP Thick44.
Rest in peace papa thick you will all ways be recon in all are hearts
Eeyup.
"Is your hearing aid broken?" Best line
Really? Did you not hear "The dragon head worked?" "No, the *game* worked"?
Is your hearing aid broken?
@@BradTheThird was good too lol
Holy cow. Noob actually had a legit strategy that worked. Amazing.
he's gotten strangely good at the games, but still in his own noob way
Saying holy cow is evil.
“Just wait a couple months years” EA slogan
When the game is actually fixed they already are releasing the next game?
@@xezzee And stop updating it while they are at it because they need the manpower for the next game (which will have even fewer features)
I always feel bad for Patch Guy.
We all do
R.i.p thick44
Was he the voice actor of Recon for Battlefield friends?
@@joshportal2808yeah
man I miss Thick so much, he's sorely sorely missed 😥
Literally his last words as Recon was "I got your backs". I'd like to think he's watching the Battlefield community giving us good luck from above.
@@gunmasterx1164 Hell yeah
@@gunmasterx1164yes! ❤
Patch guy is soo nice, adding cover so the medic can revive them safely.
Recon using Elden Ring as an example of a working game put a smile on my face 😂
RIP Human Man Warrior
"the whole game worked" "that sounds amazing" ......i dnt know if to laugh or cry
Can't believe that this comedy series has a better chance if keeping the game alive than the devs.
At this point if you’re playing 2042, you’re playing a game in development in real time
ahhh i mean, star citizen is the only game development i can handle, dice had a winning hand and they folded
Fucking star citizen lol
R.I.P Thick44😢
100% would not mind you guys animating the team in any game, it be nice fresh twist.
Imagine a good april fools animation where they finally surrender Battlefield and come to Call of Duty... Warzone Pals or something like that...
I love when noob and engineer are on the same side, always chaos
The best thing about BF in 2022 is this channel.
The only good thing.
I’m still baffled by the fact that EA an DICE abandoned the live service for Star Wars battlefront 2 to support this disaster. Seriously they had a good thing going with that game. I feel bad for battlefield and battlefront fans.
They abandoned Battlefield V for this shit as well. Imagine a world where development on those two continued and 2042 was never made.
@@zolikat4458 oh yeah almost forgot about that! I played it like crazy last year. A little bit buggy but it was really fun. The Maps are really beautiful in that game!
I want battlefront 2 back… it was honestly the funnest fucking fps. Rolling up behind a line of clones with a droideka and mowing them down was fucking euphoric.
@@zolikat4458 BFV had it's own share of problems too. Once they changed the TTK the second time for Xmas noobs after promising they wouldn't do it again, I dipped. Never went back.
@@TexasToast712 bro there's also a glitch for the anti tank rifles for the recon class where you can spam it and destroy tanks loads of people are using 2
This is the most realistic BF 2042 gamer: they play something else
Rip thick 44❤
"just wait a couple of months/years" XD
“A couple of mon-years” lmaoo
This series is the best thing about the game 🤣👌 honestly love these guys
Love the nod to Elden Ring...A+. Good work gentlemen.
Poor patch guy, working overtime
Still can’t believe they Denied Battlefront 2’s recovery just to drop kick Battlefield 2042 millimeters closer to the grave
Or Battlefield V’s
BF2 outside of loading times is a really fun game
Battlefront 2 became one of my favorite games so this really upsets me...
Love the Swedish chef voice on the phone with patch guy. 😆😆😆
The fact they referenced elden ring makes this perfect
Your joking right....the hat and staff. Then the sniper talking to patch guy about godrick the grafted boss fight. Its right there clear as day man
I'm still surprised they haven't gone back to BF5 or BF1 yet. Considering they're doing better and have more features, it's like a good excuse to make episodes about them. But hey, I'm not making Battlefield Friends, so it's their call.
recon was playing elden ring 🤣 I love that!
Rest in peace, Thick. You'll always be remembered.
“Wait a couple of month(years)”
“Wait a couple of month-years” lmao fuck the fact of how true this is
I'm going to miss you thick44.
We all are... 😔😔😔
Patch guy is My favorite new character
such an over worked dude I actually feel bad for him lol
Mine too
"the dragon's head works?"
"No! THE GAME works!"
Patch guy is the protagonist of 2042
Rest in Peace Tony.