Every Federal Road Violation in Mario Kart

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2025

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  • @foxpokemonforever4775
    @foxpokemonforever4775 11 днів тому +172

    A second video for the DLC would be interesting, especially since the Tour Tracks take us to real world locations.

  • @wootmasterzorsx
    @wootmasterzorsx 11 днів тому +88

    Should we really be holding a track like Baby Park to the road standards when it’s clearly an amusement park ride? If anything, that’s a bumper car arena.
    Also, absolutely, I trust Lakitu. If I’m in the cartoon world with giant fire breathing turtle dragons and mushrooms that make you become a giant exist, I trust the turtle riding a sentient cloud to save me from falling to my death.
    Worst case scenario, I just need to find another 1-Up or 100 coins.

  • @BearFlyGames
    @BearFlyGames 11 днів тому +84

    Just over here realizing that the "Mario Kart 8" era was longer than the entire FNAF franchise's existence 😳

    • @DiamondzFinder_
      @DiamondzFinder_ 11 днів тому +4

      Don't do this to me..... No!

    • @masterofdoots5965
      @masterofdoots5965 10 днів тому

      Oh dear god. What the fuck. I don't like this, no!

    • @Steamline-ps1lg
      @Steamline-ps1lg 9 днів тому +5

      It's actualy the same length as the fnaf frachises existance.

    • @goodhelmetjunior3399
      @goodhelmetjunior3399 8 днів тому +5

      Mario Kart 8 came out in May, FNaF 1 came out in August.

    • @Danielathan
      @Danielathan 7 днів тому +1

      *_WHAT?!?_* Mario Kart 8 predates FNaF?!?

  • @sirpaladinknight5491
    @sirpaladinknight5491 11 днів тому +23

    This gives me old game theory vibes when it was just random dumb questions and not lore stuff. But regardless i love your videos they are equally creative and fun

  • @kygigni
    @kygigni 11 днів тому +39

    4:41 Our road signs in Switzerland actually are green.

    • @GoFastLily
      @GoFastLily 11 днів тому +9

      Green?!
      (jk, a lot of US states use green at a state level)

    • @silvncr
      @silvncr 11 днів тому +3

      same in australia

    • @ancientbaltoy8769
      @ancientbaltoy8769 10 днів тому +3

      Sweden's too. If you want another reason to mix up our countries

  • @birbfactss
    @birbfactss 11 днів тому +38

    Not gonna lie, this is actually a crazy homepage pull. UA-cam actually handed me a diamond in the rough that is the rest of the algorithm. Fantastic content! :)

  • @CardScientist
    @CardScientist 10 днів тому +16

    So i work as an engineer in training for my state's department of transportation, and I have to say, this was a fairly accurate breakdown of what we do when designing roads. While some details were missed, this was fantastic to those not in this civil engineering space. well done!
    Though, you said Toad's Turnpike was perfect. And while I would have let this go because it's a pavement marking issue, you brought up signage which you said you were going to ignore. And that is that there is no solid double yellow pavement marking to denote opposing lanes of traffic. Meanwhile the sign over the bridge marks all three lanes are going the same way. Broken white indicates same traffic travel direction that you are allowed to cross

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 8 днів тому +1

      So this means that the original N64 version of Toad's Turnpike was compliant then. (All vehicles go in the same direction, barring mirror tracks where the go-karts are going against traffic.)

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 2 дні тому

      @@neoqwerty Maybe the original Toad's Turnpike was in the USA, while the remade version is in the Mushroom Kingdom and was altered to fit the MK's (heh) road codes?

  • @moomoodylan
    @moomoodylan 11 днів тому +42

    I trust lakitu with my life. Bros liftin vehicles with a fishing rod! And your cart can just stop you from going BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of the track. Honestly your for likely to get hurt by hitting the guard rails.

  • @Chord_
    @Chord_ 10 днів тому +8

    13:18 Today I learned that the term "nostalgia bone" makes my skin crawl. I don't know why, but it was a VERY visceral reaction.

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 11 днів тому +14

    This truly feels like the evolution of BDG’s old Unraveled series. I love it!

    • @Niko__01
      @Niko__01 11 днів тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing as this video started

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 11 днів тому

      Yes! I loved Unraveled!

  • @Drknsl0
    @Drknsl0 11 днів тому +5

    "not DLC because that'd be too long"
    all that sounds like to me is a part two

  • @tincat2347
    @tincat2347 11 днів тому +10

    (In sports announcement voice)
    0:54 Well Chip, it seems Funky Kong has decided to take the long road home

  • @De_an
    @De_an 8 днів тому +3

    Me driving on Excitebike Arena about to completely destroy the suspension on my car.

  • @jonatanmonsalve11
    @jonatanmonsalve11 11 днів тому +4

    You know what I wonder? Why Among Us security cameras don't actually record anything? They're basically glorified wireless binoculars

  • @pideperdonus2
    @pideperdonus2 11 днів тому +10

    19:21, Let's all say thank you to M.

  • @alakazam482
    @alakazam482 11 днів тому +9

    We need a chiptide minivan reveal

  • @montenegrofees
    @montenegrofees 11 днів тому +3

    I guess wario is gonna put a railway on a mountain just to get 9/9 😂

  • @shep4184
    @shep4184 11 днів тому +3

    This is my favorite genre of UA-cam video

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor 11 днів тому +9

    Please do a secondary video going over the DLC

  • @the_P_I_G
    @the_P_I_G 11 днів тому +7

    Shouldn't the actual race tracks like excitebike arena be judged by race track regulations?

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 10 днів тому +2

    8:58 Care to give their explanation for WHY the answer is "no", please?
    Anyway, okay analysis video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you! Always neat to see fiction analyzed from angles like these!

  • @dude_thats_rowin
    @dude_thats_rowin 9 днів тому +2

    How many times during the process of making these do you just stop for a sec and say “why the hell am I doing this?”

  • @NoBrainer7
    @NoBrainer7 11 днів тому +4

    i feel like green is a good sign color

  • @JenSpen77
    @JenSpen77 2 дні тому

    Content like this is why I love the internet.

  • @withnosensetv
    @withnosensetv 11 днів тому

    This was fun. Your seriously underrated. I discovered you through your FNAF videos but all your stuff is just super high quality. You give me a mix of matpat and Brian David Gilbert vibes. Keep it up

  • @Tommedian
    @Tommedian 3 дні тому

    Baby Park might not have very many violations of road regulations, but playing the Baby Park music 24/7 is a violation of the Geneva Conventions

  • @SourceOfBeing
    @SourceOfBeing 11 днів тому +4

    Are there regulations regarding race tracks and race track roads specifically?

  • @XhanAnimations
    @XhanAnimations 11 днів тому +1

    Love the ending twist. Ever prepared!

  • @wario5080
    @wario5080 11 днів тому

    Very well crafted video and channel as a whole, you deserve more subs

  • @kaymaybeokay
    @kaymaybeokay 11 днів тому +2

    hmm, im surprised there are no regulations on horizontal curves. then again, we dont know design speed and physical distances and i specialized into water design not transportation

  • @noahrice3362
    @noahrice3362 4 дні тому

    Wow... the Rainbow Roads are surprisingly safer than I thought they'd be. Dang...

  • @solaris9426
    @solaris9426 9 днів тому

    While I can't actually suggest you do it because I'm not a patron, I hope you do a part 2 on this some day, dealing with the Booster Course Pass courses and what regulations they violate.

  • @chackbro1
    @chackbro1 5 днів тому

    I've always known that Toad's Turnpike was the best track

  • @somuchtocook9159
    @somuchtocook9159 7 днів тому

    Counting the hours I suppose there’s less road violations here than there are OSHA violations in aperture science

  • @betafurret1503
    @betafurret1503 11 днів тому +4

    Less than 10 seconds in and there’s already something wrong. It’s been 5 years since the most recent mainline Mario Kart, that being Mario Kart Tour.

    • @Roman_the_black_cat
      @Roman_the_black_cat 10 днів тому

      Bruh, mk8deluxe is bassically mk 8.5 cus it has completely different feel to all the karts and game mechanicsä

  • @The_Squatch_97
    @The_Squatch_97 11 днів тому +4

    Part 2 with the DLC?

  • @espurrseyes42
    @espurrseyes42 5 днів тому

    None of these apply to Mt. Wario. It's part of a Ski Resort, meant to be used by skis, snowboards, and bobsleds apparently according to Sochi Olympics. Don't know who thought it was a good idea to drive cars on this course, but it wasn't meant to be used for those in the first place.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 2 дні тому

      They also don't apply to most of the racetracks in the game, because they're... racetracks. There are a few safety rules for private roads, but "needing a driver's license" isn't one of them, and federal road codes are also only for roads owned by the government. You only need a driver's license to drive on a private road if the road's owner says you do. Technically, only stuff that's set in a residential area within the United States would actually count for this, if you're being that pedantic.

  • @Irsu85
    @Irsu85 11 днів тому

    You should do this with the SWOV from the Dutchies, since they are also considered safe for bikers, and there are some bikers in Mario Kart 8...

  • @HHHjb_
    @HHHjb_ 11 днів тому +2

    8:24 lets go

  • @Nyperold018
    @Nyperold018 11 днів тому

    Me, who's watched MandJTV's video on how deadly each Pokemon gym would be in real life, as well AnyAustin's videos on BotW/TotK Hyrule's and Skyrim's rivers and Morrowind's... not-rivers, and LegalEagle's "Broke the Law" and "Gets Lawyered" series: Bring it on!
    So what you're saying is, roads should be be made of asphalt, not asiago. Got it.
    Contiguity... How did I forget Goombanna's videos on which MK8 tracks could a human run through?

  • @briannem.6787
    @briannem.6787 8 днів тому

    metal grated bridges are not that unusual of a road construction material. Doesn't really fly nowadays but many bridges were built with it as the roadway for weight reasons.

  • @whisperingwooper1763
    @whisperingwooper1763 11 днів тому

    This video was super fun! I felt bad you had to read so much though!

  • @wansper9297
    @wansper9297 11 днів тому

    This gives some real BDG smash OSHA violations vibes

  • @benthecat4345
    @benthecat4345 5 днів тому

    You should do this with the DLC and other Mario Kart games as well

  • @CaptainKrby
    @CaptainKrby 11 днів тому +2

    I dont care what you say, we stan Mt Wario

  • @maxevocal
    @maxevocal 11 днів тому +1

    Now im questioning the color of my local business access signs...are they green??

    • @DragoSonicMile
      @DragoSonicMile 11 днів тому +2

      Find the right colorblind person; they will tell you "yes".

  • @YashPatel-kb8hl
    @YashPatel-kb8hl 11 днів тому +1

    13:13 He couldn't find the clip.

  • @superpuppyvlogs5925
    @superpuppyvlogs5925 8 днів тому

    So… like every road near me violates one of these

  • @HAYD23043
    @HAYD23043 5 днів тому

    Wdym, we have mario kart 8 deluxe, mario kart tour, and mario kart live: home circuit

  • @Tommedian
    @Tommedian 3 дні тому

    I know what magic school bus episode you’re talking about

  • @micahrobbins8353
    @micahrobbins8353 4 дні тому

    Video starts at about 6:00
    I hate to be that guy, but I also didn't like waiting for the video to start. Good video tho

  • @Rose_Haw
    @Rose_Haw 9 днів тому

    I mean those aren't exactly roads, they're racetracks, I feel like the rules might be slightly different.

  • @OxzhitAuom
    @OxzhitAuom 11 днів тому

    Just every mario kart race tracks is violated. Coulding old and new games.................that it

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 11 днів тому +5

    11

  • @bonthegame424
    @bonthegame424 11 днів тому

    Is Undertale’s core mechanic possible to recreate in an underground setting, and could it actually function as intended?

  • @syro33
    @syro33 11 днів тому

    Hmm... Doesn't baby park technically use the anti-gravity, since the whole course is on a weird incline? Is it not enough of an incline to cause problems with grade?

  • @thatloserwhoplays
    @thatloserwhoplays 9 днів тому

    I wonder how the rules differentiate if you used the rules of an f1 or other race track
    Since theyre race tracks

  • @CraftyN0tebook
    @CraftyN0tebook 11 днів тому

    I remember the episode! :)

  • @TheShredtube
    @TheShredtube 2 дні тому

    I wonder how rainbow road n64 fared

  • @YashPatel-kb8hl
    @YashPatel-kb8hl 11 днів тому

    ok now do it again but with the dlc

  • @GaybrohamStinkton
    @GaybrohamStinkton 11 днів тому +5

    ....almost none of the maps are in the fictional world of Brooklyn. Therego, you should do the opposite. Why Brooklyn roads break Mayrio violations.

  • @Connor-g9v
    @Connor-g9v 11 днів тому

    4:42, as a Canadian, I am offended by you.

  • @ItsMe_Victor
    @ItsMe_Victor 11 днів тому

    The mushroom kingdom is european. It's a kingdom and Mario's italian.

    • @syro33
      @syro33 11 днів тому

      He is also from new york originally... perhaps its in Canada? That's... technically got a monarchy

  • @tommarsdon5644
    @tommarsdon5644 11 днів тому

    Does this mean all roads in Australia are illigal by American standards?

  • @FLUDDgate-dc2sp
    @FLUDDgate-dc2sp 6 днів тому

    Could you do this for the other games?

  • @rupert_1491
    @rupert_1491 10 днів тому

    Do the dlc video separate for more ad revenue

  • @Skypatroller_BenCD
    @Skypatroller_BenCD День тому

    13:13 I have no idea of what you're talking plus I've never watched that show

  • @BurstFlare
    @BurstFlare 10 днів тому

    Why did you not bring up the cars going the opposite way on the right lane of Toad's Turnpike without proper dividing lines to indicate that the lanes are supposed to go different directions? Seriously, those white dotted lines are supposed to mean the lanes are for the same direction of travel, not opposite directions.

    • @TheChiptide
      @TheChiptide  10 днів тому

      You know what, you’re absolutely right!

  • @Markcrazeer
    @Markcrazeer 11 днів тому

    why are you treating them as highways? they are racetracks.

    • @TheChiptide
      @TheChiptide  11 днів тому

      I technically considered them to be Arterial Roads based on the speed that you’re going, since most of them don’t really conform to the traditional racetrack form, so a lot of the rules didn’t really apply. Most of the regulations apply to all road type, though, the only thing that changes is the specific numbers for things like grade and sight distance

    • @Markcrazeer
      @Markcrazeer 11 днів тому

      @ they dont conform to arterial roads either. They are objectivley racetracks and should be judged as such.
      Or at least you should try to identify what the heck each of them are and see how they conform. Baby park is a kids themepark ride. A combination of go cart (witch is what all of these fundamentally are.) and bumper cars. Mt wario is an alpine ski slope not a road. Etc.

  • @SomeNinety
    @SomeNinety 11 днів тому +1

    i got here so early for peak

  • @supertweakerbob
    @supertweakerbob 11 днів тому +1

    Under 1000 views in 30 minutes channel fell off