@@realgray227well most of the things I learned are mostly taught by my mother like grooming myself and dressing up... You know what my father first taught me, COOKING.... That's right my masculine dad teach me to cook rather than proper hygiene and dressing up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, the first one was a day in the life, not a morning routine, he woke up at five to get a leg up on competition, but when did he actually do any work???
him bragging about spending a minute in the shower but missing that huge spot of body wash on his shoulder really is a perfect example of how this is such bs
@@ItalianBach bach this is the weirdest thing to say for a british person.. like I get americans being this ignorant, but SPAIN is literally your neighbouring country.. you know the country that invented the concept of whiteness for themselves when they colonized the americas and inventors of the Spanish language. Do "white" people only speak English now?
@PanosSchmitAlmeira he said that he's white because the name is zuniga take 2 letters off that name and maybe you'll see the joke. People are aggressively dumb istg
Happens all the time in Scotland. Usually with a bottle of Buckfast in one hand, and possibly a siren in the distance. Embrace the siren, it's encouraging your essential morning routine!
i actually promote all of my skincare products during my morning routine to my audience of 0. takes me about 4 hours to get ready but if its good enough for Jose its good enough for me.
I really love how all these same morning routine people get up early as if no other "UA-cam go-getter" is doing that same thing. And to have an advantage over who exactly? all the rest of us slobs that get up at 7? If you were a real business tycoon, you'd be snuffing coke and staying up all night. Pfft Weak. GET IT TOGETHER MR FANCYPANTS!
Growing up in the early 2000s, I felt like there was a big push to protect young girls from the impact that models, tv stars, and the internet had on personal image. But I feel like this has never been done to the same extent for boys/men. Accounts like Jose Z etc just teach boys and men that they aren’t doing anything right. I just hope the younger generations learn that people will say anything to make money for themselves.
@@Yan-tz9pn idk where you get your data from but i am french and it is a cliché, unless you are 40+ or study in a business school most people don't drink every day.
12pm I stay awake. No sleep. 24/7. I stay ahead of my competitors. 10s shower. Plug my manscape for 10mins in the shower. Heavy fat breakfast (5cals to be exact). Jump in my Tikes and take it for a spin to clear my head.
I almost spat out my dinner all over the table while watching this because I was laughing so hard. Remind me to never eat and watch an Italianbach video at the same time ever again.
No business that can afford to hire an experienced ceo hires a 24-year old, and self-employed 24-year olds are not bankable. Clients want experienced consultants, employees want managers they respect, and people with revolutionary ideas have those to focus on instead of their image. He's so preoccupied with it because it's fake. He needs you to be taken-in by it to convince himself it's real enough. Feeds his ego to think you're jealous or feel inferior...which the only chance he has any shot at making happen requires him to manipulate the naivete of your own youthful inexperience. He knows he's a loser so inducing others to the same feeling is the best way he can come up with to cope with that. Because he's a loser.
dude says he wakes up at 5AM so he is ahead of competition. Then proceeds to spend like 2 hours of workout which the competition can use for actually being ahead of him lmao
People live in a non realistic way. Social media made a great impact in making people think that we can all be like a celebrity and what we do needs to be out there for the public to see and there is no privacy anymore.
everytime see these ceo, basically they are "my parents are rich", when im unemployed, these people in gym are so call young ceoS 100% are just born in bank.
Yo when you said “I do hate prawns” the ad started before prawns and the kardashians ad started with kris Jenner going “family” 🤣the timing was perfect
Im dying rn cuz I used to see his videos (not these specific but more of some general ones) when I was 10, and I actually followed them. Not this intense, but was about to learn on how to make a routine, and some (key word: SOME) good tips on how to keep myself healthy, not fit, HEALTHY.
I love that this guy was basically just giving all of what he has by his family more than likely and he’s telling everyone how to be millionaires. Also why is this man caked up.😂
You are hilarious! This video only emphasizes the utter insanity and down right scumminess of these commercials disguised as "routines"...literally no way can I take that guy serious and I feel bad for anyone that does 😅
Well I wanted to get up during the pandemic at 4am to do a mile run but got arrested for getting out of the house… guess I’m one of the weaks that have been weeded out 😂😂
That guy seems like a real tool. I can't begin to imagine what it would be like working with him, because he's probably one of those know it all people, and you know nothing. I am happy now knowing that the shampoo shouldn't be in the kitchen and the shampoo in the garage. Wow, that is a time saver, and I'm glad you also pointed that out. Guess what, I can now sleep in longer. 😃
Definitely my favourite content creator at the moment! Just realised you have UA-cam and now you have me whisper cackling at 2.30am 🙃 does staying up until 5am give me a million dollar, alpha, entrepreneur, billionaire mind? 😃
It's so peculiar in this day and age, the phenomenon of people creating videos of themselves doing everyday tasks that nearly every adult knows how to do. Then other people watching it as entertainment. Strange when you think about it.
2:18 Bach walking onto the 165th floor 🛗I watched the fellas episode yesterday, it was hilarious and you're genuinely one of the best guests I've seen on there 🤣🤣 so glad they got you on
"I hate running." Funny. Youre super fit. Im no wheres near as in shape, but I absolutely love how I feel when I run/jog. People like you want people to think youre this warrior that challenges themselves to eat unbearable tasks for breakfast. Chill out bro. Its just running. It aint that deep 😂
Only some people get runners high. Youre one of em, thats why it feels good to run. I dont experience runners high. I only feel satisfied, relaxed and happy 5-15m after i finished, then all the hormones got fully released.
Him pronouncing his first name wrong but refusing to say his last name sent me 😂
Joesay 😭🤣🤣🤣 nooooo
Joese 💀
Josay
✨️Josíe✨️
I don't think Josie will mind :D 🤔😆🤣
If he gets his best ideas in the shower and he only takes a one and something minute shower his head must be empty as hell.
Hahaha
I thought he got his best ideas in his lambo 😅
Love watching men teach other men how to do basic things like wash and get dressed like its a massive feat, whilst competing on who wakes up earliest.
some men where not taught some of these things by there fathers bro, dont be a judger
They are kids 😂
@@Erirytyrithey are in their 20s is definitely not a child
@@jolinalee3887 oh really wow I didn't know that
@@realgray227well most of the things I learned are mostly taught by my mother like grooming myself and dressing up... You know what my father first taught me, COOKING.... That's right my masculine dad teach me to cook rather than proper hygiene and dressing up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude talks about speed, multitasking, and efficiency.... then spends half the day driving in his car aimlessly and having cocktails with friends
Yeah, the first one was a day in the life, not a morning routine, he woke up at five to get a leg up on competition, but when did he actually do any work???
Isaac’s intros are always something special it’s like a little treat to see what happens each video
editors are going ham
and cheese
@ItalianBach you have an interesting way of talking
@@BongolinarinaI like it
@@Mysticaleyahh me too
him bragging about spending a minute in the shower but missing that huge spot of body wash on his shoulder really is a perfect example of how this is such bs
“Because I’m ferociously white”💀
only just found this out so i'm just coming to terms with it
@ItalianBach I screamed at this as a black person. I just subbed 😂😂😂😂
@@ItalianBach bach this is the weirdest thing to say for a british person.. like I get americans being this ignorant, but SPAIN is literally your neighbouring country.. you know the country that invented the concept of whiteness for themselves when they colonized the americas and inventors of the Spanish language. Do "white" people only speak English now?
@PanosSchmitAlmeira he said that he's white because the name is zuniga take 2 letters off that name and maybe you'll see the joke. People are aggressively dumb istg
@@PanosSchmitAlmeirawere you literally born yesterday or just dont understand satirical humour
The fact he showed his phone means he took a camera out running which is hilarious
the intros are always different
Him being scared to say his last name wrong, but pronouncing his first name wrong the whole time 😭
hahaha i'm pathetic
imagine waking up at 4 a.m to get a glass of water in the kitchen only to see some dude topless running down the street.
Quietly yelling at his camera
Happens all the time in Scotland. Usually with a bottle of Buckfast in one hand, and possibly a siren in the distance. Embrace the siren, it's encouraging your essential morning routine!
@@ripley3633 Haha, love this
"The pandemic will weed out the weak"? I was weak before, during and after the pandemic and I'm still around
Moment of celebration for all the people here, the pandemic didnt weed you out stay on that grind gainers
💪
we're the elite
30 minutes u better double the editors wages bud
Half* they couldn’t cut down the video
they get a bag of mixed nuts as a christmas bonus
@@ItalianBacheven better than doubling the wage! :D
double 0 is still 0
@@Chickenwithyourverginityi like your logic
“I wake up at 5am”… Opens drapes and it’s fucking 1pm, sun high in the sky.
i actually promote all of my skincare products during my morning routine to my audience of 0. takes me about 4 hours to get ready but if its good enough for Jose its good enough for me.
it's very efficient
he is the one guy in a horror film that takes the lead because hes the most eligible but ends up being the first to die
I really love how all these same morning routine people get up early as if no other "UA-cam go-getter" is doing that same thing. And to have an advantage over who exactly? all the rest of us slobs that get up at 7? If you were a real business tycoon, you'd be snuffing coke and staying up all night. Pfft Weak. GET IT TOGETHER MR FANCYPANTS!
Growing up in the early 2000s, I felt like there was a big push to protect young girls from the impact that models, tv stars, and the internet had on personal image. But I feel like this has never been done to the same extent for boys/men. Accounts like Jose Z etc just teach boys and men that they aren’t doing anything right. I just hope the younger generations learn that people will say anything to make money for themselves.
Amazing how much time he is saving so he can waste his life away by “working” 24/7
You know he spent most of his morning just filming, a 1 mile run and 100 pushups is a 10-15 minute workout and it took him 40 minutes😂
and he's still out of breath an hour later haha
jokes on you all of my shower stuff is hidden in a bunch of those little dog puzzles that you hide treats in
i used to do that
Brilliant idea!
the way I screamed when I saw this was half an hour long
screamed and farded?
@@ItalianBachi tooted for you
@@ItalianBach does it farded? Or does it tood?
@@ItalianBach is that farted in a British accent 😭 interesting
Lol I hate running too but running a mile is literally a 10 minute workout for most people, less if you have any athletic ability.
I just looked it up and it’s not even 2k 🤣🤣
The way I’m so happy this is over 30 minutes
"i wake up at 5am to get a head start" is literally my mindset when I wake up and get up 5/6am, but by 8pm I'm like a zombie.
Jose the type of guy to call his father his competition
Why did I think the prize is his own mums attention 😭😭
i'm so glad i found your channel because i've just been going and watching everything and i cannot stop laughing bruh
welcome 😏
ME TOO
That’s the first time that guy ran😂 about to have a heart attack 😂😂
make 900,000 fake accounts and subscribe
@@ItalianBach give my family back
the way he pronounces Jose has me dead 😭
why did i say it so much as well
Thats the way its pronounced tho
@@diogolaroca3937no??
@@diogolaroca3937José is a name of Spanish origin, so the normal J sound is silent and pronounced as an h.
@@IlyManily im portuguese jose is a common name here and its not expected for an english guy to pronounce the same way
"i'm unwinding by having a cocktail" in a *daily* routine... see you at the AA meeting bro never thought we'd have something in common
Tbf, it’s common in Europe to have a beer or glass of wine in the evening.
@@Yan-tz9pn idk where you get your data from but i am french and it is a cliché, unless you are 40+ or study in a business school most people don't drink every day.
your acc one of the funniest youtubers out there. keep doing your thing bro
“Sorry there’s a pube on my monitor…..so who’s really got their life together?”
THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO MUCH
“This pandemic is going to weed out the weak” proceeds to breathe like he has excercise enduced asthma 😂
12pm I stay awake. No sleep. 24/7. I stay ahead of my competitors. 10s shower. Plug my manscape for 10mins in the shower. Heavy fat breakfast (5cals to be exact). Jump in my Tikes and take it for a spin to clear my head.
This video made me laugh so much that I’m more out of breath than Jose after that 1 mile run
I almost spat out my dinner all over the table while watching this because I was laughing so hard. Remind me to never eat and watch an Italianbach video at the same time ever again.
you'll either choke or vomit there's no winning
When he started whispering at the camera and was out of breath was hilarious ty for the vid Isaac 😭💞
i wish british people were real he’s so funny too bad
shame 😔
love the sound of heavy breathing at 4 am !!!! also liking the longer video hopefully we get more 🤲🏽
Honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there, it's a delight every time you post!
thank you 🫀
completly agree lmfao and i am clinically depressed
i was never gonna trust this guy but seeing that loofa solidified it
that loofa has seen some stuff
That room looks soo cozy. Like I can fall asleep easily
So silly i love how this is more than 30 mins, your accent makes me laugh and youre so so funny
my accent makes you laugh 😂
This Jose has probably never actually worked physically hard in his life
"bare foot in loafers" feels nice to say
it does
No business that can afford to hire an experienced ceo hires a 24-year old, and self-employed 24-year olds are not bankable. Clients want experienced consultants, employees want managers they respect, and people with revolutionary ideas have those to focus on instead of their image. He's so preoccupied with it because it's fake. He needs you to be taken-in by it to convince himself it's real enough. Feeds his ego to think you're jealous or feel inferior...which the only chance he has any shot at making happen requires him to manipulate the naivete of your own youthful inexperience. He knows he's a loser so inducing others to the same feeling is the best way he can come up with to cope with that. Because he's a loser.
"You hear that? YOU HEAR THAT?"
Bro all I hear is your heavy breathing
dude says he wakes up at 5AM so he is ahead of competition. Then proceeds to spend like 2 hours of workout which the competition can use for actually being ahead of him lmao
The fact that you guys were even able to go outside during the pandemic is crazy. We weren’t allowed outside at all or we’d be fined
Love watching your videos, your humour and how much you clearly enjoy what you do is evident. 😊
i was sitting there, hopeless in the hospital for 3 hours when suddenly, isaac posted its like angels sent u from heaven
i hope you're okay!
@@ItalianBachim okay thank you 😊😊
People live in a non realistic way. Social media made a great impact in making people think that we can all be like a celebrity and what we do needs to be out there for the public to see and there is no privacy anymore.
"Damn, he's double cheeked up too!" - ItalianBach
i take it back
everytime see these ceo, basically they are "my parents are rich", when im unemployed, these people in gym are so call young ceoS 100% are just born in bank.
He's also gorgeous..never to have a real problem..ever.
The longer the vid, the more i enjoy it, instead of short sub 10min ones, keep it up
hes more out of breath than me n im asthmatic LOL
remember to eat your inhaler
With that ego 30min at a roulette table it will all be gone 😂
22:29 I actually have to solve a riddle everytime I want to get my shampoo
At 26:21 he said he is going to the office... Aren't we at the pandemic that time and most people are working from home? 😂😂😂😂
Okay, you are a stunner.... And this got recommended in my "Videos I may like".... certainly love these kind of videos so you have a new sub! Woo! xD
32:08 And right after that, he went to sleep 😂😂
You crack me up. Love the commentary
youve always got me by the asshairs isaac. keep it up 💪💯
i'm never letting go
🤣Just the fact you said “my brain is more gooder” makes me feel like it isn’t gooder. 27:40
The fact you didn't get that it was a joke makes me feel like his brain is gooder than yours 😂
You have no idea just how much happiness you and your videos bring me 🥰
i feel like the dude watched american psycho 1 million times and didn't get it's satire.
“Whats this dragons den or shark tank … wherever your from” 😂😂
inclusive
now we need your morning routine
piss and shit the bed
Yo when you said “I do hate prawns” the ad started before prawns and the kardashians ad started with kris Jenner going “family” 🤣the timing was perfect
i wish i planned that 😔
15:44 is there any way he’s actually running. Who runs with a phone and a camera/ second phone 😂
Love your videos so much every time I see that u have posted ik it’s gonna be a good one
Someone had a child with this man…
he was doing push ups at the time
@@ItalianBach lol your replies always give me a little chuckle
You’re literally the funniest person I’ve ever watched on UA-cam, you’re not real 😭😭
you're right i'm not real
Im dying rn cuz I used to see his videos (not these specific but more of some general ones) when I was 10, and I actually followed them. Not this intense, but was about to learn on how to make a routine, and some (key word: SOME) good tips on how to keep myself healthy, not fit, HEALTHY.
I love that this guy was basically just giving all of what he has by his family more than likely and he’s telling everyone how to be millionaires. Also why is this man caked up.😂
Got a wedding ring on yet no wife in his bed 😂😂😂
No way Jose, Italian Bach posted!!!!🥰🎉🤣
fact
i think i’d cry if i went on youtube and saw this video had been made about me
Washing Ass to face my bro ... not good lolol
You are hilarious! This video only emphasizes the utter insanity and down right scumminess of these commercials disguised as "routines"...literally no way can I take that guy serious and I feel bad for anyone that does 😅
This guy in the video was legit doing ANYTHING else than business on his routine lol
I guess money comes from daddy
Ahh yes cologne - the ultimate sign of long term discipline
Well I wanted to get up during the pandemic at 4am to do a mile run but got arrested for getting out of the house… guess I’m one of the weaks that have been weeded out 😂😂
Isaac posting freshly edited videos every few days just to keep my standards high bc of his unique sense of humour and sexy moustache
“My idiot wife and child” had me dying
I would love to see his actual morning routine. I’m sure it changes daily also. His body is great but can do with a bag over his head.
That guy seems like a real tool. I can't begin to imagine what it would be like working with him, because he's probably one of those know it all people, and you know nothing.
I am happy now knowing that the shampoo shouldn't be in the kitchen and the shampoo in the garage. Wow, that is a time saver, and I'm glad you also pointed that out. Guess what, I can now sleep in longer. 😃
He would be insufferable to be around, id quit only a few days after if i were to work with that bloke.
His mindset scares me. Why does he act like life is some big competition
Is he out of breath from a simple 1 mile run he apparently does everyday.
Not one second if his day is spent with his kid
Definitely my favourite content creator at the moment! Just realised you have UA-cam and now you have me whisper cackling at 2.30am 🙃 does staying up until 5am give me a million dollar, alpha, entrepreneur, billionaire mind? 😃
I wake up the day before in Australia so I can be 24 hours ahead of the competition :) 🤔😆🤣
It's so peculiar in this day and age, the phenomenon of people creating videos of themselves doing everyday tasks that nearly every adult knows how to do. Then other people watching it as entertainment. Strange when you think about it.
When your morning routine takes the whole day.
how does he clean his bum crack if his shower head doesn’t move… 🤨
handstand
@@ItalianBach I was thinking more of a grab and part the seas
2:18 Bach walking onto the 165th floor 🛗I watched the fellas episode yesterday, it was hilarious and you're genuinely one of the best guests I've seen on there 🤣🤣 so glad they got you on
thank you!!
him telling his editors to cut things out in his videos and then them not doing it is so funny to me
I just found your page, this was funny. Your reactions are everything.
Your videos are legit the best ❤
"I hate running." Funny. Youre super fit. Im no wheres near as in shape, but I absolutely love how I feel when I run/jog. People like you want people to think youre this warrior that challenges themselves to eat unbearable tasks for breakfast. Chill out bro. Its just running. It aint that deep 😂
Only some people get runners high. Youre one of em, thats why it feels good to run. I dont experience runners high. I only feel satisfied, relaxed and happy 5-15m after i finished, then all the hormones got fully released.