Piss in- piss on me piss it piss in my face, do it im fine, i can hold my breath. the second i can start to smell some pee, i just hwuooop boink. and you know what i can hold my breath, maybe i'll.. go wa wa- walking around you and like humiliate you. i'll drop your trousers and then i'll fucking knock you in your head with a fucking bowling pin and i'll win
“No that’s not what I” *embarrassed laughter* “THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT. Chat you have to, you have to understand. Oh my god” *turns off webcam* *more embarrassed laughter* “I’m DONE. It’s OVER.”
for all the awful sexually suggestive stuff jerma has unintentionally done/said I dont think anything will outdo his "I'LL SWALLOW IT" fiasco during the seaman stream
See this is why I'm glad I got into jerma as a full grown adult because if I'd have seen this shit at age 14 or whatever I would have done something exceptionally disrespectful
Remembering that time Joel (vargskelethor) said he used to think Jerma was a Christian family-friendly streamer because he used to be so averse to swearing. Look what has happened to him. What curse has befallen my good Christian streamer...
5:11 WAS THIS THE FUCKING BIT FROM THE STANLEY PARABLE STREAM WHERE HE WANTED THE PERSON TO EDIT THE SPIDER IN HIS MOUTH....THATS HOW FUCKING LONG HE TOOK TO DO THAT????
i’ve had a miserable night via my bathroom fucking flooding itself for the fourth time in a week and this popping into my recommendations feels fucking serendipitous. wretched! i’m delighted
no bc wtf was he tryin to do at 5:44, to this day i still wonder. there’s literally nothing else ppl would think of when they saw that clip in and out of context
I fully expected this to be another jerma comp with the same stuff I've seen before but damn if I'm not sittin here red cheeked and a little bothered. Damn, Jerma, what the fuck man
that damned, cursed scene in scorn 💀💀 what was our pure jermy boy supposed to do, there was no warning or anything... but also, why would the devs add that to the game in the first place???????
The soundbites are all from a folder of them on google drive it's linked on the jerma.org site somewhere I have no goddamn idea the context of any of them
Piss in- piss on me piss it piss in my face, do it im fine, i can hold my breath. the second i can start to smell some pee, i just hwuooop boink. and you know what i can hold my breath, maybe i'll.. go wa wa- walking around you and like humiliate you. i'll drop your trousers and then i'll fucking knock you in your head with a fucking bowling pin and i'll win
It's fine I can hold my breath 😀
@@damnboozled WOW
boink
just coming here to say, firstly, completely agree with your comment. secondly your cat is very cute
@@damnboozledwhy?
oh no this one’s horrible. he’s had many moments like this but having them all in one place makes it hurt
its like a dead body that you cant look away from but you dont want to look at
3:33 this one is actually insane like there’s no other way to interpret it WHAT THE FUCK
i wanna know what the chat said in response to that
ive seen so many jerma comps and this one is the most fucked up
thank you
hi
I SECOND THIS WTF
Seriously
Nibs
This is genuinely a video I want Jerma to watch. I want to hear what he has to say in his defense.
this is genuinely a video I do not want jerma to watch. he will proceed to provide even more content for the sequel if he tried to defend anything
@@squishlez AS HE SHOULD BAHAAHAHAHA
“No that’s not what I” *embarrassed laughter* “THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT. Chat you have to, you have to understand. Oh my god” *turns off webcam* *more embarrassed laughter* “I’m DONE. It’s OVER.”
for all the awful sexually suggestive stuff jerma has unintentionally done/said I dont think anything will outdo his "I'LL SWALLOW IT" fiasco during the seaman stream
oh dear god I completely forgot about that
"I'M GONNA CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH" - Jeremiah Elbertson, 6/14/2015
I need the context oh my god
@@LupinsBlueJacket ua-cam.com/video/qsv-VIgDzns/v-deo.html He says it at 3:43, and then again at 5:14.
@@jackmeshke5829 Thank you!
literally blushed the entire video
As you should
bros back was probably arched too 💀(me too)
real (i was too)
nawww 💀🙏 (my phone was in my left hand)
I love how every jerma clip compilation portrays him as a different person
every verision of jerma is personalized
3:34 FOR FREE?? 😨
I CAN'T BREATH WHY WOULD HE DO THAT 😭
See this is why I'm glad I got into jerma as a full grown adult because if I'd have seen this shit at age 14 or whatever I would have done something exceptionally disrespectful
what would you have done
@@squishlez zerkoff moment
@@supersungal2 😦🤯
😭😭😭😭😭
@@supersungal2you couldnt have tortured this out of me
3:32 lord forgive me for what i'm about to do
update when you finish I need to know how it went
@@squishlezno comment
@@squishlezoff topic entirely here, but will there be more of these
@@therattusrattus depends honestly
@@squishlez WHAT
4:56 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE
were all incapable of speaking
Of course he's gonna be acting sus, he is the imposter after all
Impostor
This comment made by brain hemorrhage
Remembering that time Joel (vargskelethor) said he used to think Jerma was a Christian family-friendly streamer because he used to be so averse to swearing. Look what has happened to him. What curse has befallen my good Christian streamer...
It’s like when I saw a UA-cam SHORT where they were calling out Mr. Beast for no longer being Christian
how Joel got this into his head is beyond me, jerma has had that east coast sailor mouth since the dawn of time
CHRISTIAN streamer gets CORRUPTED over the years by NEEDY fans.
PepeHands Save him
The way Jerma whines and whimpers... (Ster is lucky to have him as his wife)
jerma streams will be all silly and then he'll do the most out of pocket shit and act like nothing happened
It’s cuz he genuinely doesn’t know he’s doing anything weird
3:31 this man is INSANE 😭😭
Why would he do that😭
@@squishlez let’s just that that ballfondler was visiting with a couple of baseballs at the time.
im so shocked
@@squishlez please omg where did you find that clip i cant find it ANYWHERE
@@Sinisterlizards WHAT
This is by far the craziest and most horrifying Jerma compilation I ever watched, please do part 2..
if his streaming doesn’t work out he could definitely do *those* kinds of asmr
jerma camguy era
asmr thats what were calling this??
@@yourhomesliceishere ..uhh uhhhu hhh no
Jerma onlyfans when?? WHEN???
@@lavadad2629 jerma would NOT make an onlyfans
he'd make a fansly account obviously, that's his sponsor
7:08 onwards is what your parents hear when you're gaming in your room and talking to team-mates
God it really is
Finally… a zorny Jerma compilation
You zeed the zorny to zerk
@@CrossbredManiacnot if you’re depressed you dont
3:49 jerma gives you cpr but hes really bad at it
why is he whimpering as he gives me cpr
@@squishlez he's so scared and he's trying so hard
@@kittykatpikachu im crying this is horrible
@@squishlez its not *that* type of cpr😏
Bro jerma's reaction in scorn killed me 💀
I'm aro so I don't get often flustered, BUT HOLY SHIT THIS DUDE MUST HAVE A DEGRADE KINK CUZ THESE ARE CAREER-ENDING NOISES ?????
5:43 i love that if u fully watched this clip, he realized it looked like he was zerking off
I don't know how he did something like that three separate times this man does not think
Where is the full clip I need it
@@plutoiguess2252 ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkx4Iy5Z5Be24t3idBylETZlfTd9Lxu2heE
@@plutoiguess2252 or if links arent allowed youtube . com /clip/Ugkx4Iy5Z5Be24t3idBylETZlfTd9Lxu2heE
I didn’t think that I thought he was just shaking his chest and it made sloshing sounds because haha boobie
why does he moan so much 😭
3:34 WHAT THE SHIT I'M CRYING 😭
3:33 JERMA. MY MAN. MY GUY.
Edit: i shouldnt have been shocked there is so much more after this
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
3:34 NOOOO NOT THIS CLIP 😭😭😭😭
well it sure made me 🤨 so it had to be included
@@squishlez it's so bad 😭😭 it's horrible actually
@@damieiuz its so hot oh my gfufjrjdhshaaahahahaahahahahahhhahahahahhaab
@@flohwalzer ayo?? 🤨
@@flohwalzer ah. whuh. wha?? guh??
videos that make you punch your phone screen
REAL
You forgot the “that's why I use the strap on” clip
you could not PAY me to make some of these noises. what is wrong with him
i could be swayed
ive also seen so many jerma comps and this one is the most fucked up
almost literally (im sorry iT WAS RIGHT THERE OKAY)
he cant keep doing this
yes he can
This video really shows how jerma is a normal and reasonable person
7:35 i cannot defend this man what is wrong with him and it does not help im a beginner/intermediate viewer andy
ok first off don't kinkshame smh, but I'm like relatively advanced viewer Andy & I have no goddamn idea what that audio is from
@@squishlez i cant even imagine what prompted that to be said no matter the game video or context itll never make sense
1:58 his mustache is the most perverse thing in this video
this compilation makes me want to scream for help and alarm my neighbors, i feel imprisoned and tortured by this video
3:31 why did he decide to say that? Why did he put so much effort into saying it? What is wrong with this man?
1:55 just the delivery of this is so perfect, and the cut to the next clip just makes it better.
this was painful to endure 😁
as it should be
I had to cover my face with my hands and watch the video through my fingers
Can't wait for the zermazoans ASMR edit to come out
that's very much already a thing
@@squishlez I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
@@squishlez OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT
@@CrossbredManiac where
@@CrossbredManiacwhere??
yes i came back here bc i just realised nO ONE’S TALKING ABT 4:44???? WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE ON- IT SOUNDED TOO MUCH MAN WHAT STREAM WAS THIS
All I remember is there was a really loud sound & a bunch of sparks in the game he was playing
@@squishlez gd i never knew loud sounds could cause such reactions
5:11 WAS THIS THE FUCKING BIT FROM THE STANLEY PARABLE STREAM WHERE HE WANTED THE PERSON TO EDIT THE SPIDER IN HIS MOUTH....THATS HOW FUCKING LONG HE TOOK TO DO THAT????
I think???
yes😔
I dont think I'll ever emotionally recover from thsi video
i’ve had a miserable night via my bathroom fucking flooding itself for the fourth time in a week and this popping into my recommendations feels fucking serendipitous. wretched! i’m delighted
i am going to commit a sin dear lord this will haunt me
7:58 lord….have mercy..
This ruined my night part 2 please
this is the worst jerm vid thank you
How did this turn from a Sus Jerma Moments -video into a Jerma Moaning Compilation??
because he moans a lot & it's sus
I am never watching Jerma again
I want him.
He has to be doing it on purpose at this point
yeah
Bro sometimes I "make noises" and I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO
no bc wtf was he tryin to do at 5:44, to this day i still wonder. there’s literally nothing else ppl would think of when they saw that clip in and out of context
He was pretending to jiggle his belly so we could hear the Gatorade sloshing around 😭👍
@@schlorping5156 ohmyg od whyyy 😭😭 hOW JERMY
@@schlorping5156 WHAT
THAT SOUMEHOW IS WORSE
@@schlorping5156 WHY DID HE THINK WE WANTED TO HEAR THAT????
He was referencing juggles, a character from a previous stream whod do asmr streams where hed shake his fat belly around
excuse me..... he can WHAT for 3 hours?
3:33 *WOAH NOW HOLY SHIT* 😳😏😏😏
damn this sure is one of the jerma compilations i've ever seen
haha this is so funny 😂 [saves to watch later] 😳
Literally me
are you? are you really truly sorry?
you will be.
7:10 HELLO????
I'm in fuckin tears. Like I legit started having tears run down my face from how funny this shit was. 😂😭
I had tears running down my willy wonker
@@nekkedsnekked 💀
@@nekkedsnekked😭😭
i feel physically ill after watching this
I fully expected this to be another jerma comp with the same stuff I've seen before but damn if I'm not sittin here red cheeked and a little bothered. Damn, Jerma, what the fuck man
Bro…zerking it rn
this was petrifying! make a pt2
2:34 jerma gettin *s c o r n e d*
it just keeps fucking going
I actually had to put on headphones for this video 💀 I just started watching his clips recently. why was he making those sounds 😭
You know, maybe i shouldn't watch this without headphones...
I Like NEED to see the chat during these various moments cuz what the fuck
I AM IN SO MUCH SHOCK AT THE FUCKING 3:30 CLIP LMAOO WHAT THE FUCK
70 percent of this video is just jerma moaning
putting this compilation on to do housework is single-handedly the worst decision i've ever made since i set foot on this earth.
He’s so real for these moments. God
that damned, cursed scene in scorn 💀💀 what was our pure jermy boy supposed to do, there was no warning or anything... but also, why would the devs add that to the game in the first place???????
The whole game is about sex, there are literally statues of sex littered throughout the game
7:20 why is he so specific?
one of my fav jerma comps of all time. i could not even get past the first clip for a good few minutes and it just keeps going
this guy is filthy
I got a LOT of second hand embarrassment watching this 😭awesome video keep it uo
bro i- dude- i dont even- what even- WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN. I HATE HIM
he is so bewildering
i had to smoke a cigarette after 3:33 jesus jerma
he whimpers like he was born to do it
LIKE A GOD DAMNED CHERNOBYL IN HERE !!!!!!
jer,a showing us all why he's called the sus guy
this is nightmarish
The clip of him getting S C O R N sucked with never not make me laugh
i cried watching this
i was left traumatized after watching this, um is there a part 2 by any chance?
I have so many emotions right now watching this i dont know how to feel
hey. this is genuinely the worst piece of media i’ve ever consumed in my life. please make another.
Its missing all the turning off the camera moments when he realizes how fucked up it was
i slowly curled into a ball as this video went on :(
i am tearing up
Thank you this is a useful compilation. I can and will use this :)
🤨 well I'm glad I could help I guess??
i have watched so many clip comps and stuff... this is the most deranged one.. IDONT EVEN KNOW HOW OR WHERE YOU GOT (ESP THE SOUNDBITES) FROM 😭😭😭
The soundbites are all from a folder of them on google drive it's linked on the jerma.org site somewhere I have no goddamn idea the context of any of them
i havw to take a step back
My face the entire time was just 😬 but with more agony and suffering