Will you date me but Shadow says way more of the bible

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  • @TurboJehtt2
    @TurboJehtt2  2 місяці тому +2147

    This video is a reward for a charity campaign I'm participating in through September: Crush 40 Crushes 40K. Check out my Tiltify page here!
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    Also, this is now my second channel. Please subscribe so I can livestream here!

    • @dddz961
      @dddz961 2 місяці тому

      Are you coming out as a Christian here or a weaboo?

    • @SyafiqSyahmi-o6t
      @SyafiqSyahmi-o6t 2 місяці тому +8

      Good job and great work👍

    • @Robato-yuh
      @Robato-yuh 2 місяці тому +2

      @@dddz961why not both?

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_ 2 місяці тому +6

      I thought for a second someone extended your video with AI before reading the comment

    • @Creation4Satisfaction
      @Creation4Satisfaction 2 місяці тому +10

      Hey Jehtt, did you actually read the Bible in Japanese while doing a voice impression of Shadow, or did you use a translator to translate part of the Bible before you spoke in Japanese? I’m curious to know of you speaking Japanese because I’m impressed of this video!

  • @Γιώργος-ε3τ
    @Γιώργος-ε3τ 2 місяці тому +5020

    “the worst she can say is no”

    • @starstruckon
      @starstruckon 2 місяці тому +68

      UNDERRATED COMMENT, IM SHITTING BRICKS

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 місяці тому +152

      “The worst HE can say though… yikes.”

    • @Rosepelt09-g3x
      @Rosepelt09-g3x 2 місяці тому +19

      He**

    • @Mercury-ok8ie
      @Mercury-ok8ie Місяць тому +70

      Shadow The Hedhog does not have pronouns

    • @oddguy5356
      @oddguy5356 Місяць тому +24

      The worst he can say is no
      Recites the entire freaking Bible.

  • @bubba8701
    @bubba8701 2 місяці тому +8658

    Yea Shadow used to read Maria the Japanese Bible every night before bed

    • @Oracle3331
      @Oracle3331 2 місяці тому +785

      Hence the "Sayonara. Shadow the Hedgehog." Genius writing.

    • @bubba8701
      @bubba8701 2 місяці тому +130

      @@Oracle3331 Bravo Vince

    • @axisred2301
      @axisred2301 2 місяці тому +132

      With or without breathing?

    • @bubba8701
      @bubba8701 2 місяці тому +207

      @@axisred2301 he breathes when she falls asleep

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 2 місяці тому +55

      ​@@Oracle3331it all comes full circle

  • @Miracle_Planet
    @Miracle_Planet 2 місяці тому +8879

    If he's reciting Genesis in Japanese, wouldn't it be called the Mega Drive instead?

    • @Yellocommenter
      @Yellocommenter 2 місяці тому +163

      33 likes, a heart from jehht and no comments? Lemme fix that

    • @Yellocommenter
      @Yellocommenter 2 місяці тому +159

      I have always wanted to say that

    • @Mrhellslayerz
      @Mrhellslayerz 2 місяці тому +83

      ​@@YellocommenterBro got his wish :,)

    • @Yellocommenter
      @Yellocommenter 2 місяці тому +41

      @@Mrhellslayerz yep

    • @Yellocommenter
      @Yellocommenter 2 місяці тому +32

      @@Mrhellslayerz cool user btw

  • @AndrewFleites
    @AndrewFleites 2 місяці тому +5458

    Shadow just really likes those hand gestures

    • @TokuWaffle
      @TokuWaffle 2 місяці тому +602

      It's an alternate breathing mechanism

    • @jakedebagel4073
      @jakedebagel4073 2 місяці тому +226

      and the camera angle

    • @Kameno-o
      @Kameno-o 2 місяці тому +324

      He’s baptizing the forest

    • @somebodyknowitall7131
      @somebodyknowitall7131 2 місяці тому +218

      leave him alone he's stimming

    • @pomelo9262
      @pomelo9262 2 місяці тому +33

      ​@@Kameno-o lmaoooo

  • @danielendless
    @danielendless 2 місяці тому +5265

    This is what they meant by "Ultimate Life Form"
    He literally has the power of God and Anime on his side

    • @MrOzzification
      @MrOzzification 2 місяці тому

      God, anime and the power of (a deceased) friendship too ua-cam.com/video/AAAwfB-QfZY/v-deo.htmlsi=2OiKa8ZWWkqCEmrP

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg 2 місяці тому +65

      AAAAAAAAAA

    • @PhageArc
      @PhageArc 2 місяці тому +7

      Where is your pfp from

    • @K.T.E.-n8d
      @K.T.E.-n8d 2 місяці тому +24

      Oh my god

    • @not_your_averagedr
      @not_your_averagedr 2 місяці тому +23

      Hold up. Let him cook

  • @ShayyTV
    @ShayyTV 2 місяці тому +2418

    touhou project

    • @AraleNorimaki-b1c
      @AraleNorimaki-b1c 2 місяці тому +96

      It's famous frog Shayy Undertale!

    • @zzzmeta4555
      @zzzmeta4555 2 місяці тому +75

      Man imagine if Christianity was introduced to Gensokyo.

    • @jrhamari
      @jrhamari 2 місяці тому +37

      ​@@zzzmeta4555 I mean... Its not official but there is The Last Comer

    • @zzzmeta4555
      @zzzmeta4555 2 місяці тому +5

      @@jrhamari Oh yeah, I remember that one lol

    • @TorrentialStardust
      @TorrentialStardust 2 місяці тому +20

      Omg Touhou Project...

  • @dancostello4872
    @dancostello4872 2 місяці тому +7533

    Sonic saying "you didn't get to the part of the Bible where they say that's wrong" implies he is also capable of reciting the Bible in Japanese...

    • @intrepid1160
      @intrepid1160 2 місяці тому +916

      Maybe Sonic has read the bible in English and knew there was no way Shadow could have made it to that part in time.

    • @spelunkymaster
      @spelunkymaster 2 місяці тому +463

      He’s actually not. He said that Shadow could very well be speaking gibberish.

    • @prez_7
      @prez_7 2 місяці тому +435

      He can read the subtitles too reremember
      He did in a previous cid

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 2 місяці тому +162

      Nah, he's just read it so much he was able to time out where Shadow was in the story

    • @TheNoblood12
      @TheNoblood12 2 місяці тому +139

      @@intrepid1160maybe he just knows the Japanese word for gay because he is gay

  • @Bajeezus
    @Bajeezus 2 місяці тому +3432

    "Which version of the Bible do you read?"
    Subbed

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 2 місяці тому +113

      This seems to be the JCO, the Japanese Bible Society's colloquial translation.

    • @YO-BIZZY
      @YO-BIZZY Місяць тому +10

      Dubbed is whack icl

    •  Місяць тому +3

      ​@@YO-BIZZYwhat is icl?

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 Місяць тому +7

      Wouldn’t it be in Hebrew or in Latin then?

    •  Місяць тому +4

      @@mik3191 subbed means that it has subtitles.

  • @axisred2301
    @axisred2301 2 місяці тому +3244

    I just want the viewers to remember: Shadow started with Genesis 1:1, meaning he was willing to recite the whole Bible in Japanese to avoid dating Sonic.
    ...If only he could go longer without breathing.

    • @sei_Hacke
      @sei_Hacke Місяць тому +70

      No cost too great

    • @Cap_master29
      @Cap_master29 Місяць тому +20

      @@sei_Hacke HOLLOW KNIGHT REFERENCE!!!

    • @sei_Hacke
      @sei_Hacke Місяць тому +9

      ​@@Cap_master29 thank you

    • @Cap_master29
      @Cap_master29 Місяць тому +8

      @@sei_Hacke you’re welcome

    • @Mooonwithanextrao
      @Mooonwithanextrao 7 днів тому +2

      ​​@@sei_HackeNo mind to think

  • @warriormaiden9829
    @warriormaiden9829 2 місяці тому +2192

    Shadow didn't lose. You are supposed to take a rest after the sixth day.

  • @user-xv563
    @user-xv563 2 місяці тому +1986

    As a Japanese, I astonished how Shadow recites Bible in Japanese. Pronunciation is ''breathtaking'' great too lol

    • @darryl0745
      @darryl0745 Місяць тому +87

      Is the translation he is reciting an actual, official Bible translation? Or did they translate the english translation the subs used to japanese?

    • @user-xv563
      @user-xv563 Місяць тому +201

      ​@darryl0745
      I'm curious about that too.
      I think they might have looked up something official.
      This video's sub differs from the Bible I have, but well-organized and very natural. I think any translation machine can't do such a good translation. It's a personal guess tho.
      (I will be surprised if the sub was generated by a machine)
      P.S.
      I found the very same translation on a site. Probably they searched an official one.

    • @darryl0745
      @darryl0745 Місяць тому +70

      @@user-xv563 Oh, I see. Interesting. I heard another japanese person say that they didn't recognize the translation either, and assumed someone in Jett's team )probably the guy that voices shadow), took an English translation and translated that into Japanese or something
      But seems like it is actually official, neat

    • @user-xv563
      @user-xv563 Місяць тому +91

      @@darryl0745
      It's no surprise some Japanese think so. Fun fact, the official translation of Bible is unnatural Japanese in the first place. Lots of Japanese become confused when they read Bible first time.
      And I felt natural unnaturalness in the video's sub. That's why I thought the sub is one of official translation.

    • @jakethedog1483
      @jakethedog1483 Місяць тому +29

      "Breathtaking" I see what you did there hehe

  • @animekid7781
    @animekid7781 2 місяці тому +2846

    You died in the battle.
    *Cutscene restarts*
    "Oh no."

    • @tomunlucky
      @tomunlucky 2 місяці тому +212

      You trying to skip it
      *The game lets you skip only after you beat the Boss*

    • @A_Guy_64
      @A_Guy_64 2 місяці тому +49

      I read this in knuckles' voice, please help :(

    • @Cube_in_a_Tophat
      @Cube_in_a_Tophat 2 місяці тому +26

      everlasting darkness moment

    • @temofawwaz7599
      @temofawwaz7599 2 місяці тому +18

      FNaF UCN Mr Hippo moment I think

    • @Solesteam
      @Solesteam 2 місяці тому +16

      Him breathing in the middle of it was a 1 in 25000 chance and normally he reads from Genesis to Revelations before Sonic says it doesn't count because he exhaled to speak.

  • @elmemearana
    @elmemearana 2 місяці тому +2234

    I will not lie: Shadow's voice while reading the Bible in japanese is really soothing.

  • @Goziz1
    @Goziz1 2 місяці тому +1077

    Take a shot every time he starts a sentence with “kami wa”

  • @yan_dj
    @yan_dj 2 місяці тому +1586

    "In order to learn Japanese you must get lots of input and really absorb the sounds of the language"
    "I know just the thing"

    • @DemonessFreya
      @DemonessFreya 2 місяці тому +69

      fr, I might genuinely return to this video now and again for exposure haha

    • @rassilontdavros3004
      @rassilontdavros3004 2 місяці тому +87

      No joke, people have actually studied Bible translations to relearn and revive long-dead languages, in cases where the Bible is the only surviving document in that language.

    • @MutohMech
      @MutohMech Місяць тому +13

      ​@@rassilontdavros3004 yes, it's a major source for Coptic

    • @311_arissa
      @311_arissa Місяць тому

      w yakuza pfp

  • @End_Productions
    @End_Productions 2 місяці тому +2392

    "What you see is what you get. Just a guy who loves adventure. I'm jehtt adventure 2"
    -jehtt adventure 2

    • @aprettyfunnyperson4516
      @aprettyfunnyperson4516 2 місяці тому +30

      The important thing is
      We aaaalll did it togetheeerrrr

    • @SonicFanBoy138
      @SonicFanBoy138 2 місяці тому

      ​@@aprettyfunnyperson4516 SHUT UP TAILS!

    • @pieofchart
      @pieofchart 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@aprettyfunnyperson4516 me after liking jehtt youtrube vodeo....

    • @Krimzonsx
      @Krimzonsx 2 місяці тому +8

      "Because we're... jehtt heroes!"
      -jehtt heroes

    • @idiotcube
      @idiotcube Місяць тому

      I see.

  • @optimalzero
    @optimalzero 2 місяці тому +1957

    Okay, but now I really do want a version where he does the entire thing while struggling for breath

    • @phantom1053
      @phantom1053 2 місяці тому +325

      10 minute extension where Shadow recites more of the Bible, but Eggman blows up the island before he can finish.

    • @UltimatelyProficient
      @UltimatelyProficient 2 місяці тому +136

      Ngl it’s a really calming video, the asmr I never knew I needed to pacify the raging Twitter pronoun terrorist inside of me.

    • @everywhen121
      @everywhen121 2 місяці тому +49

      @@UltimatelyProficienti needed that laugh thank you

    • @somisimons
      @somisimons Місяць тому +23

      ​@@phantom1053 The true ending

    • @DerekDYTGaming
      @DerekDYTGaming Місяць тому +1

      he cant breathe

  • @gustavovillegas95
    @gustavovillegas95 2 місяці тому +929

    Shadow reciting Bible in Japanese
    Sonic: Hey didn’t Eggman say something about Prison Island expl….
    *Prison Island EXPLODES*

    • @sirshauniv511
      @sirshauniv511 Місяць тому +69

      There goes Hawaii...

    • @Windon09
      @Windon09 Місяць тому +20

      Blame sonic, he basically made shadow do it

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 Місяць тому +20

      The funniest part of all that is that Shadow could probably tank it. Unconcious in a coma but survive lol

    • @Jade_Geode
      @Jade_Geode Місяць тому +27

      @@sirshauniv511 there there there goes Hawaii, oh there goes Hawaii, the island is gone, there goes Hawaii -

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@Freedmoon44so could Sonic, so long as he has at least one ring

  • @MarceloOmegaAGDM
    @MarceloOmegaAGDM 2 місяці тому +782

    This ties with the fact that he fights da devil from da bible in snapcube dub.

    • @dontseemyprofilepic3157
      @dontseemyprofilepic3157 2 місяці тому +95

      Basically a cinematic universe at this point

    • @grammy_hnng
      @grammy_hnng 2 місяці тому +42

      he must now sin or he'll explode

    • @sonicszuetomyt5448
      @sonicszuetomyt5448 Місяць тому +19

      He's my favorite streamer!

    • @Pr0blemzend2132
      @Pr0blemzend2132 Місяць тому +7

      Fun fact: contrary to popular belief the (straight up) devil isn't in the bible.

    • @thatonecheesyguy
      @thatonecheesyguy Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Pr0blemzend2132what kind of bible have you been reading man-

  • @megasoniczx6960
    @megasoniczx6960 2 місяці тому +836

    Bro actually spent five minutes reciting The Bible in Japanese as Shadow the Hedgehog for the bit...
    Mad props.

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix Місяць тому +40

      without breathing too

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 2 місяці тому +690

    Damn, shadow can go without breathing for way longer than the game. He should have found the upgrade.

    • @keithbellic2629
      @keithbellic2629 2 місяці тому +38

      Unfortunately, that upgrade is only for knuckles!

    • @alinauser
      @alinauser 2 місяці тому +57

      @@keithbellic2629 that will save Knuckles from dating Sonic

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@alinauserBold of you to assume he wants to be saved from that.

    • @EveTanooki
      @EveTanooki 2 місяці тому +21

      Yknow, despite it just being a comments section, I decided to look up if sonic and knuckles were actually shipped.
      I dont know why I thought they wouldn't be, I'm going to be honest.
      Unfortunately for Jhett knuckles, knuckles has made an advancement on sonic before, and Jhett Sonic had no interest in him.
      The Jhett gay relationship lore goes deep.

    • @alinauser
      @alinauser 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ToyFreddyGaming1987 😁

  • @digitalcyborg20
    @digitalcyborg20 2 місяці тому +626

    There's something about listening to Shadow the Hedgehog reciting the entirety of Genesis 1 in Japanese that's so soothing

  • @brandoncastellano1858
    @brandoncastellano1858 2 місяці тому +762

    He really is just going. The things you’d do for a bit.

    • @spinonmetree
      @spinonmetree 2 місяці тому +23

      it's NOT AI

    • @TurboJehtt2
      @TurboJehtt2  2 місяці тому +396

      I would sell my first born for a bit.

    • @TurboJehtt2
      @TurboJehtt2  2 місяці тому +495

      @@spinonmetree I have never and will never use Gen AI for videos.

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 2 місяці тому +15

      @@TurboJehtt2not should you

    • @spinonmetree
      @spinonmetree 2 місяці тому +33

      @@TurboJehtt2 thank you

  • @rodrithebean
    @rodrithebean 2 місяці тому +385

    Now we know Shadow can go approximately 5 minutes and 24 seconds without breathing.

    • @conze3029
      @conze3029 Місяць тому +77

      5 minutes and 24 seconds without breathing WHILE TALKING, meaning theoretically he could go even longer.

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 Місяць тому +27

      makes sense when you rememember that the final act of sa2 is in space

    • @firelordoregano5632
      @firelordoregano5632 6 днів тому +2

      more accurate he can exhale for about 5 minutes and 24 seconds straight. never fails at birthday candles

  • @STH201
    @STH201 2 місяці тому +438

    I like that Shadow stopped to breathe just when he was going to talk about the seventh day, which would be the day that God stopped to rest.

  • @TurbulentEitri
    @TurbulentEitri 2 місяці тому +772

    Shadow really flexing on Sonic with his knowledge on the Bible and the Japanese language. His stubbornness fuels his lungs, but only for so long.

  • @zekegameing4956
    @zekegameing4956 2 місяці тому +373

    WE WANT THE WHOLE BIBLE

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 2 місяці тому +16

      wait no i dont want any bible

    • @CertifiedAsher
      @CertifiedAsher 2 місяці тому +45

      There's one video where morshu recites the whole bible

    • @SonySlasher2468
      @SonySlasher2468 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@@CertifiedAsherIn japanese I suppose? He actually does that?!

    • @Gamedres95
      @Gamedres95 Місяць тому +38

      ​@@SonySlasher2468There's a video where Morshu recites the entire Bible in english, not using AI, only sentence mixing

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 Місяць тому

      Which is ironically i think the ONLY video online right now that cites the entire bible out loud lol​@@Gamedres95

  • @reecenotryhs
    @reecenotryhs 2 місяці тому +396

    This video has made me realise that if, for some reason, I'm ever asked what my sense of humour is/what kinda stuff makes me laugh I have no idea what the fuck I'm gonna tell people.

    • @ChaosHillZone
      @ChaosHillZone 2 місяці тому +46

      Just show them a jehtt video and disown them if they don't laugh

    • @starstruckon
      @starstruckon 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@ChaosHillZoneONG FRFR

    • @alfieomega
      @alfieomega Місяць тому +5

      absurdist?

    • @AnvilFrFr
      @AnvilFrFr Місяць тому +4

      Me too, guess i'll have to keep this bookmarked (also p3 pfp???)

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@alfieomegaabsurdist.

  • @Oracle3331
    @Oracle3331 2 місяці тому +711

    Can't believe Jehtt cut the video right before they started making out.

  • @Sonicfan2117
    @Sonicfan2117 2 місяці тому +311

    Alternate title:
    5 minutes of Shadow reading the Bible in japanese while randomly interrupted by Sonic

  • @3th4nz1l4ns
    @3th4nz1l4ns Місяць тому +64

    "I prefer that you just beat me up and call me gay." -Sonic

  • @bogbert7019
    @bogbert7019 Місяць тому +119

    i love that his hand gestures for this are “hold invisible orb” and “chop the air” … really makes me feel the meaning of his words

  • @toxictincan
    @toxictincan 2 місяці тому +158

    Really tapping into an untouched area of the asmr market here.

    • @luan.galaxy
      @luan.galaxy 2 місяці тому +2

      And it wouldn't be as fun to listen if he was a native either

  • @UnleasedRock
    @UnleasedRock Місяць тому +55

    "The worst he can say is no."

  • @BrightBlueInk
    @BrightBlueInk Місяць тому +189

    The fact that i can only understand the words "God" and "water" and go "oh yeah that's definitely the beginning of Genesis" says so much about my upbringing as a child, god.
    ... Actually the fact that I'm watching a Sonic character recite Genesis in Japanese says a lot about my childhood.

    • @timdoe8895
      @timdoe8895 Місяць тому +5

      You are strange. Holy but strange.

    • @BrightBlueInk
      @BrightBlueInk Місяць тому +2

      @@timdoe8895 it's true

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 15 днів тому +1

      losing it at this
      I mean it's relatable, but still lmao

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 2 місяці тому +459

    Sonic is the fastest thing on earth but will slow down to read the bible

    • @KuromiLaBella
      @KuromiLaBella 2 місяці тому +61

      Bro, why did your silly comment end up being so insightful? 💀 Lowkey making me reflect as a Christian, always making excuses to not slow down and read the bible more often or pray as often as I should.
      Thanks random commenter, for unintentionally getting me to self reflect.

    • @Wakame75
      @Wakame75 2 місяці тому +37

      Indeed, for nothing is faster than the light of God

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 2 місяці тому +13

      Why is this all so enlightening?

    • @xyrieon
      @xyrieon 2 місяці тому +7

      🔥🔥🔥✍️

    • @KuromiLaBella
      @KuromiLaBella 2 місяці тому +15

      @@Wakame75 You guys are secretly philosophers, because damn this is actually powerful stuff in just a few words. Love that.

  • @RareDust76753
    @RareDust76753 2 місяці тому +538

    I need an 1 hour ASMR version of this

    • @Detrebio
      @Detrebio 2 місяці тому +60

      It WAS pretty relaxing

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 2 місяці тому +25

      FRICK yea

    • @The-ULMR
      @The-ULMR 2 місяці тому +18

      His voice is so pretty 😭😭

    • @ColeConCon
      @ColeConCon Місяць тому +5

      Gonna need a lot longer than that

  • @neverttheguy2670
    @neverttheguy2670 2 місяці тому +279

    Man, reciting a Bible chapter, in a different language, *while* actively doing a voice for the whole thing? Impressive. Nice work, Jehtt

  • @mochagotcha
    @mochagotcha 2 місяці тому +171

    It’s insane to think that Shadow did all this WHILE holding his breath.
    Cook keep you sir.

  • @dazedheart9006
    @dazedheart9006 Місяць тому +73

    I unironically watched all of this. Why is it so relaxing to hear Shadow read The Bible to me in Japanese? 💀💀💀

  • @Sarriuz
    @Sarriuz Місяць тому +51

    Jokes on Sonic.
    Shadow is actually an incredibly devout Christian who made it his mission to memorize the Bible in every language. So far he has Spanish, English, Japanese, Portuguese, French, Chinese, German, Russian, and 6 different African dialects.
    And he holds the world record for holding his breath underwater. He broke the record a few weeks before this was recorded. I think a fish held the record before that. Idk how that's allowed but yeah.

    • @Otome_chan311
      @Otome_chan311 Місяць тому

      Bro memorized the Bible in so many languages but not Greek/Hebrew/Latin lol

    • @Sarriuz
      @Sarriuz Місяць тому +10

      @@Otome_chan311 He's working on greek right now, Latin is a dead languae so he's not counting that as it won't help him spread the word to anyone, and he decided he would leave Hebrew for last to have a climactic feeling to the challenge. He has a flare for the dramatic. :)

  • @kaphizmey6229
    @kaphizmey6229 2 місяці тому +197

    the occasional interjections from sonic (plus that ending lmao) really complete the vibe here

  • @mutantsandmemes
    @mutantsandmemes 2 місяці тому +75

    You know I might actually attend church if it was just Shadow the Hedgehog reciting the bible in Japanese without breathing, his voice is quite therapeutic

  • @Sakachi18
    @Sakachi18 2 місяці тому +62

    I love Sonic wanting to hear all this, but a minute later running out of patience and getting sick of it. Very in character.

  • @Lima_bean1
    @Lima_bean1 2 місяці тому +130

    man the japanese voice actor who did this bit must’ve been super hard to find, props to Jehtt for getting one!

    • @intrepid1160
      @intrepid1160 2 місяці тому +7

      He probably just read a romaji transcription.

    • @btd6vids
      @btd6vids 2 місяці тому +56

      @@intrepid1160He definitely has an American accent, but the pronunciation is much better than someone who doesn't know at least some Japanese
      source: I also speak Japanese with an American accent lol

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@btd6vidsif only he used a southerner or valley girl type of american accent

    • @SAIMONch
      @SAIMONch Місяць тому +16

      This is way too on point to be someone who doesn't at least speak a little Japanese or has tried to, like what the fuck

    • @VocalPlays
      @VocalPlays Місяць тому +5

      ​​@@btd6vids僕も! アメカ人
      (I had to fix the Boku on the next sentence because it wasn't needed, and my brain wouldn't let it go)

  • @TeeJrLamar
    @TeeJrLamar 2 місяці тому +211

    He stopped breathing in approximately 5 mins and 33 seconds

  • @yourcompadreinfinity2008
    @yourcompadreinfinity2008 2 місяці тому +162

    10 hours of Shadow the Hedgehog reciting The Bible in Japanese, occasionally interrupted by Sonic /j
    Ok but I would unironically sleep to this

  • @hazing1433
    @hazing1433 2 місяці тому +61

    Well i guess it turns out the ultimate lifeform does have a limit of not breathing
    *a literal nearly 6 minute speech without breathing is insane*

  • @wmdsyuze1387
    @wmdsyuze1387 2 місяці тому +145

    I expected eggman to blow up the island at the end but that ending works well too lol

  • @Freshlydeliveredegg
    @Freshlydeliveredegg 2 місяці тому +200

    Sonic finally got his wish after over 5 minutes of listening to Japanese Jesus

  • @meoelemental3721
    @meoelemental3721 2 місяці тому +196

    Im assuming you did this without breathing

    • @TurboJehtt2
      @TurboJehtt2  2 місяці тому +249

      Yes. I am dead.

    • @intrepid1160
      @intrepid1160 2 місяці тому +8

      @@TurboJehtt2 お前はもう死んでいる

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 2 місяці тому

      @@TurboJehtt2 but at least you're not gay

    • @CyanicCore
      @CyanicCore Місяць тому +17

      ​@TurboJehtt2 Not big surprise.

    • @Gnarfledarf
      @Gnarfledarf Місяць тому +10

      @@TurboJehtt2 Happens to the best of us.

  • @BlooKurby
    @BlooKurby 2 місяці тому +84

    1:57 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT REQUESTED THIS, SONIC!

  • @Coolguy.399
    @Coolguy.399 Місяць тому +26

    You can hear him losing his breath.💀

  • @DinosaurioGaar
    @DinosaurioGaar Місяць тому +27

    If my rival somehow started to recite the bible in japonese and without breathing, I would also just sit there and see how long would that go for.

  • @chrissysonicutdrloz
    @chrissysonicutdrloz Місяць тому +30

    Shadow's the kind who can recite the entire Bible but never lives it.
    Sonic's the kind who can't remember any verse besides John 3:16, but lives every word of it.

  • @hotcocaa
    @hotcocaa Місяць тому +35

    shadow the hedgehog christian asmr

  • @Terasuku95
    @Terasuku95 2 місяці тому +29

    まさかのフルバージョンのアップlol

  • @KuromiLaBella
    @KuromiLaBella 2 місяці тому +80

    As a Catholic, this bit is incredibly based. I would now like to request an entire audio book of the Japanese edition of the bible, thank you.

  • @korncobb8808
    @korncobb8808 2 місяці тому +209

    THE くそ GOT ME

  • @viconyoutube
    @viconyoutube 2 місяці тому +35

    this is a testament to how i will watch anything if it’s on youtube

  • @Zakru
    @Zakru Місяць тому +15

    Cool how easy it is to spot obvious familiar patterns like the days changing, regardless of language

  • @sophiafifi7
    @sophiafifi7 2 місяці тому +39

    So that’s why shadow goes to Tokyo in the Sonic movie 3

  • @Jack_H179
    @Jack_H179 2 місяці тому +77

    This is weirdly ASMR like

  • @UnsettledPie13
    @UnsettledPie13 Місяць тому +27

    OH MY GOD ITS THE SAME 2 CAMERA ANGLES OVER AND OVER AGAIN PLEASE HELP ME

  • @KookieStar
    @KookieStar 2 місяці тому +25

    Bro legit learned Japenese, grabbed a mic, took the Bible, and started to use his Shadow voice to recite it. That's true dedication 😳😳😳

  • @1nk_Ma1D3N
    @1nk_Ma1D3N 2 місяці тому +45

    This.. is oddly relaxing to listen to, like holy shit that's a smooth ass voice

  • @AlriikRidesAgain
    @AlriikRidesAgain 2 місяці тому +54

    Dude, you...
    ...
    ... Crushed this.
    SA2 Victory Music Plays
    S Rank
    YEAH! THIS IS HAPPENING!

  • @matthewsorensen4303
    @matthewsorensen4303 Місяць тому +18

    It's so funny that Shadow's pronunciation is so good but at the same time you can tell they're not a native speaker!

  • @SyafiqSyahmi-o6t
    @SyafiqSyahmi-o6t 2 місяці тому +63

    Sonic:'interrupt shadow'
    Shadow:"PROCEEDS TO CONTINUE"
    Edit:edit i just relise that by opening the subtitles and reading it it manages to get to to read the bible😭

  • @samueld8413
    @samueld8413 2 місяці тому +31

    I was really hoping the battle music would be playing the whole time but this is great

  • @darkhorse744
    @darkhorse744 Місяць тому +23

    He IS actually reading the bible in Japanese, I understand enough Japanese to know that.

  • @AhmedAbdi-fs1tk
    @AhmedAbdi-fs1tk 2 місяці тому +51

    Bro took Project Shadow to Project Redemption

  • @Youknowjoe187
    @Youknowjoe187 2 місяці тому +21

    I don't understand it but it's weirdly calming

  • @TheKorenji
    @TheKorenji Місяць тому +16

    A bible reading is just what I needed at 4:48 AM... totally beats some of the alternatives you can find in this place.

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 2 місяці тому +62

    Perfect that the goal just happened to be reached on The Lord's Day, and the first one of the month! God bless, y'all!

  • @Dosoan
    @Dosoan 2 місяці тому +58

    Somehow it being in japanese made it look like an anime in my head

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy 2 місяці тому +37

    3:32 of course he can, he is the ultimate life form
    Besides 神, of course

  • @Mei_ex
    @Mei_ex 2 місяці тому +76

    0:00 Sonic's challenge
    0:08 It gone wrong
    0:13 Sonic's confusion
    0:16 his plan fumbled(?)
    0:21 Sonic's is interesting to listen to japanese bible
    1:58 Sonic's doubt
    3:32 Sonic amazed how long shadow can hold his breath while reciting the bible
    3:35 sonic stop questioning
    5:29 Sonic's chance to date shadow
    5:31 Sonic's final move against shadow
    5:33 it was sonic's scheme all along...

  • @ajshiro3957
    @ajshiro3957 Місяць тому +13

    I wanna hear more! Shadow reciting that by memory is impressive

  • @connor.chan.jazzman
    @connor.chan.jazzman 2 місяці тому +14

    Bro should actually be Shadows official EN and JP VA at this rate

  • @MoonS4444
    @MoonS4444 Місяць тому +9

    Shadow's japanese is actually perfect

  • @KilaKaKa
    @KilaKaKa Місяць тому +4

    Right ear - shadow recites japanese bible
    Left ear - bird sounds

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 місяці тому +13

    Shadow speaking English at the end caught me so off guard

  • @Unovakid24
    @Unovakid24 2 місяці тому +21

    This is strangely nice to listen to and i don't know how to feel about it

  • @brysene
    @brysene 2 місяці тому +16

    They don't call him the Ultimate Lifeform for nothing

  • @black_caty
    @black_caty 2 місяці тому +20

    Fuck yeah, that's the content I want on UA-cam

  • @vibrantebony
    @vibrantebony 28 днів тому +4

    Sonic’s attention span is even more unrealistic than shadow knowing Japanese

  • @Oc_TheGrunt
    @Oc_TheGrunt Місяць тому +7

    They don't call him the ultimate life form for no reason

  • @lady_zora
    @lady_zora Місяць тому +13

    There's a thing about Consent Sonic. If Shadow says no, that's his answer. Take it!
    You did a great job reciting the Bible in Japanese and I loved how close you were sounding like Shadow's JP VA! Props to you for extending this joke! ^^

  • @keni_SCR4TCH
    @keni_SCR4TCH 2 місяці тому +50

    awesome sauce !!!!
    HELP THE END ???? 😭

  • @ChrisAnimates01
    @ChrisAnimates01 Місяць тому +8

    5 straight minutes of Shadow reciting the bible in japanese..
    And I'm loving every second of it.

  • @claudiavargas7906
    @claudiavargas7906 Місяць тому +12

    Why is his voice so relaxing tho

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum Місяць тому +5

    "Also why do you keep doing that thing with your hand?"

  • @7evan
    @7evan 2 місяці тому +13

    Damnit bro cracked at the end
    Sonic was surprisingly patient about this tho

  • @mysticredfox6595
    @mysticredfox6595 4 дні тому +1

    why is this lowkey kind of relaxing?

  • @mercenaryforhire3453
    @mercenaryforhire3453 2 місяці тому +27

    Your pronunciation is surprisingly on point, did you train or lear beforehand?

    • @TurboJehtt2
      @TurboJehtt2  2 місяці тому +41

      About 6 years of studying Japanese plus I listened to someone reading it before I recorded.

    • @mercenaryforhire3453
      @mercenaryforhire3453 2 місяці тому +19

      @@TurboJehtt2 え、すごい!僕も2年間勉強してきたんですけど、読書以外はまだ足りなくて。今年は初めて小説を読みました、目標だったし嬉しいです。

    • @TurboJehtt2
      @TurboJehtt2  2 місяці тому +20

      ​@@mercenaryforhire3453 目標達成おめでとう!

    • @legitlyspelunking
      @legitlyspelunking Місяць тому +6

      ​@@TurboJehtt2 へー !AIとか思ったけどびっくりした!すごいよ!:O

    • @wofan1000
      @wofan1000 Місяць тому

      Yea props to you. Ive been studying Japanese for around 6 years too trying different methods. Where did you find the audiobook you listend to before recording?

  • @mythology2467
    @mythology2467 Місяць тому +5

    I love love love how excited Sonic sounds when he says "pucker up" xD

  • @yousorooo
    @yousorooo 2 місяці тому +14

    Even the tones are accurate

  • @reillocb
    @reillocb 16 днів тому +3

    Unironically immersing to this