Dan: /soothing monologue describing the calm beauty of the environment/ Arin: "I'm gonna lay facedown on the radiator" Perfectly balanced as all things should be
My favourite moment will always be: Arin: I'm gonna do something real stupid. Arin: And we'll see how it plays out, ~in the end~ Dan: Checkmate Arin: *SHIT!!!*
Arin: I swear to god, if I read one comment that's like "aRiN sUcKs aT cHeSs.." Game Grumps editors: *organizing a full compilation of Arin sucking at chess*
It's so hard to tell how good Dan is with competition like this. I mean, watching Arin play chess is like watching a smart dog play chess. He doesn't really know what he's doing, but he's all to happy to be there. (When he's not raging, that is.)
What's funny is I legit have no idea how good Dan is at chess. I guess he has some talent but it's like watching someone fight a toddler: they could be an athlete or a heroine addict and the toddler would still look the same.
9:00 Arin playing Tennis: “I’m an unstoppable AI machine. A learning computer.” *SHIT!!!!* Arin playing Chess: “I’m gonna do somethin’ real stupid and we’ll see how it plays out….” *SHIT!!!!* So funny🤣
I love how Arin goes into an existential crisis and questions everything he does while Dan has the time of his life, is as cool as a cucumber, and inadvertently destroys Arin without meaning to.
It's chess the rule of chess is always be atleast two steps ahead of the opponent, In this case Dan is light yrs ahead of arin from the start of ANY chess game
The only thing this compilation was missing was an exchange from an episode that eludes me atm. Dan, upon winning again: Good game, Arin! Arin, after a brief moment of silence: Except it's not a good game, because I LoOoOoOoOsT!
Bro Arin doesn't even win every Wheel of Fortune. Being player 1 doesn't even mean anything cause there are still times when Dan wins too. Plus, he's lucky to even have that little triumph because Dan pretty much wins every competitive game he has prior experience at, whether it's Monopoly, Checkers, or Chess.
5:30 - That was one of the best moments in their chess history, but so was that particular episode 9:07 - 11:01 - Oh yeah, that one was great too 21:22 - Hahahahaha
@@resileaf9501and here I thought they were called “Rooks” as a carryover from when the pieces used to be based off of chariots instead of castles, with the name “Rook” being derived from “rukh”, the Persian word for chariot.
9:25 Arin asking Dan, "Do you like this?" and 9:35, "Just like beating the 💩 out of me all day every day, I can't handle it. What am I supposed to do??" Lmao!! 🤣
i like picturing them in a quiet, peaceful library on a rainy fall day. people studying and reading calmly around them only to get disturbed by arin going "SHIT" after every turn
Arin, even tho you are having fun (for the most part) when playing chess against Dan, you still suffer through these intense chessneurisms. I just wanted to let you know, that your pain is what made me laugh so hard so many times and continues to do so. Your agony and perseverance are inspiring and entertaining alike, and there isn't a single day that goes by without me being thankful for you and Dan doing these videos. From the bottom of my heart Thank you, you beautiful souls and people, for providing laughter for so many of us ...albeit at the expense of your own sanity Thank you
One day, Arin will win a game of chess against Dan. On that day, his victory scream will reverberate through space so hard I'll feel it from my retirement home on Mars.
Grumps chess drinking game: Take a drink every time Arin asks if this is en passant. Take another drink when Dan has to explain to him again what en passant is.
we're watching masters at work
we need an official guess from Levy on their elo
"now I've got him on the ropes..."
*Pisses*
Chess itself has now acknowledged The Grumps
Dan for Pogchamps 6?
@@livingex Arin Hanson tho
Dan: /soothing monologue describing the calm beauty of the environment/
Arin: "I'm gonna lay facedown on the radiator"
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Its one of those quotes that occasionally pops up in a compilation that makes me cry laugh every time
Dan's asmr/d&d narration vibes lulled me into a false sense of security and then Arin kicked me off a cliff with that line, holy crap
The best response from salty loss Arin ❤
My favourite moment will always be:
Arin: I'm gonna do something real stupid.
Arin: And we'll see how it plays out, ~in the end~
Dan: Checkmate
Arin: *SHIT!!!*
Yup, that and the breakdown to Ave Maria are unmitigated delights.
You gotta hand it to Arin: He delivers what he promises.
I forgot how goddamn funny that whole scene was. Just amazing how bad Arin is at chess. I mean, I'm worse, so I can't talk.
A good one, but it doesn't hold a candle to "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???"
"The legend of the anus" will always kill me. And "what dont you understand!?!"
alternate title: dan absolutely rips arin’s whole ass apart at chess for 29 minutes
That's a lotta ass to rip
Hmm. Kinky.
had me in the first half ngl 😳
You had me until "at chess"
What's hilarious is there's a compilation titled "Dan stomps Arin's ass at chess for 40 minutes" lmao it's one of my favorites
"My dad works at Nintendo, I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS"
Always gets me lol
I say this to myself every time I'm stressed out and it makes me feel better lol
Arin:
I swear to god, if I read one comment that's like "aRiN sUcKs aT cHeSs.."
Game Grumps editors:
*organizing a full compilation of Arin sucking at chess*
It's so hard to tell how good Dan is with competition like this. I mean, watching Arin play chess is like watching a smart dog play chess. He doesn't really know what he's doing, but he's all to happy to be there. (When he's not raging, that is.)
Agreed
Happy? thats... a word for it, I guess
I came to the comments to get a breather from laughing at Arin too much and this comment almost made me spit my drink
Much like a dog, he'll completely forget why he felt that way in 2 minutes
@@olimar243 a d h dog
What's funny is I legit have no idea how good Dan is at chess. I guess he has some talent but it's like watching someone fight a toddler: they could be an athlete or a heroine addict and the toddler would still look the same.
He's... Competent. That's about it lol
Danny saying Shang Tsung wrote The Art of War is low key the funniest most unexpected joke of this compilation.
Along with Arin's immediate reaction, it's definitely one of my favorite jokes :D
My favorite art of War quote has to be
"Your balls could be our balls, but they won't be, will they? (Real shit!)"
He said it so casually, like he really thought Shang Tsung wrote The Art of War 😂
I constantly quote “I wanna lay face down on the radiator” whenever I face any minor inconvenience
Nobody loses a game of chess like Arin Hanson.
this entire video is "ADHD vs OCD" and i genuinely love it so much
whoa that's literally what it is
Except ADHD doesn't actually exist.
@@StarcatMkVyo mama doesn't actually exist.
@@_Reikiiroyou know who else doesn't actually exist?
My mom!
@@It_sSophiaUwU
“Ima fucking child! I don’t know what I’m doing!”
Best chess moment from Arin bad-at-chess Hanson
Arin: Dan, I wish to suffer.
Dan: What?
Arin: Sorry, I meant, I want to play chess with you
9:00
Arin playing Tennis:
“I’m an unstoppable AI machine.
A learning computer.”
*SHIT!!!!*
Arin playing Chess:
“I’m gonna do somethin’ real stupid and we’ll see how it plays out….”
*SHIT!!!!*
So funny🤣
12:40 "I'm gonna lay face down on the radiator" I'm stealing that one
9:02 probably one of my favorite GG moments of all time! IT’S SO PERFECT!!
Arins overconfidence blowing up in his face will always be some of the greatest moments
Possibly the greatest "check this out" Arin moment in history. 9:00
That echo sounded organic like four microphones picked up simultaneously. Instant side stitch moment!
@@kenjones9326 I imagine he threw himself back with that scream 🤣
Lmao! Watching that whole section again had me laughing so hard, I couldn’t help but repeat it a few times!
15:27 is a great moment too, because he’s accepted his fate at this point. Both are peak GameGrumps moments.
@@kenjones9326 Holy crap I hadn't noticed the echo! That makes it even funnier
I love how Arin goes into an existential crisis and questions everything he does while Dan has the time of his life, is as cool as a cucumber, and inadvertently destroys Arin without meaning to.
There is nothing inadvertent about the way Dan plays chess to destroy his opponent. It is extremely deliberate.
It's chess the rule of chess is always be atleast two steps ahead of the opponent, In this case Dan is light yrs ahead of arin from the start of ANY chess game
Arin is the grump while Danny is not so grump. This compilation just proves it.
11:06 I love how you can hear Dan struggle not to correct Arin.
Everyone loves a calm game of chess. Arin: GRRRRAAHHH
Arin :"Watch this pro gamer move."
(Freaking cheakmates himself)
"F@CK YOU'RE TRULY THE MASTER CHESSER!"
The only thing this compilation was missing was an exchange from an episode that eludes me atm.
Dan, upon winning again: Good game, Arin!
Arin, after a brief moment of silence: Except it's not a good game, because I LoOoOoOoOsT!
I think it was their first Chess Ultra ep?
My favorite chess moment was when Arin in his best skeletor impression says "CHESS IS A GAME OF SKILL!"
Daddy's gonna kiss you bit is so freaking hilarious.
8:55 is a legendary moment in the history of chess
12:18 I'm gonna time stamp this cause i reference this all the time and i can never find a clip of it
Arin treats chess like its an actual war and any piece that gets taken is full battalion of soliders killed.
8:20 He's playing the king's fianchetto opening. Insane skill that he figured that out without any help
Arin: “Why do people watch this show?!”
Arin, I think that question answers itself everyday 😂😂
I’ve never noticed Dan’s soft little “checkmate” at 9:08 😂
Don't worry, Arin. Hikaru Nakamura-five-time U.S. Chess Champion, and the reigning World Fischer Random Chess Champion-refers to Knights as "horseys".
3:25 Arin plays chess like he’s already in zugzwang before he’s even made a move.
my favorite part is how it cuts to the next moment and arin has lost 10 more pieces while dan still has the same amount on the board
God I just can't get enough of how unhinged Arin gets whenever he plays chess, hope there will be more chess in the future.
I like watching these becaause it gives Dan much deserved pay back for all the times Arin wins at Wheel of Forturne, simply by being player 1.
Bro Arin doesn't even win every Wheel of Fortune. Being player 1 doesn't even mean anything cause there are still times when Dan wins too. Plus, he's lucky to even have that little triumph because Dan pretty much wins every competitive game he has prior experience at, whether it's Monopoly, Checkers, or Chess.
5:30 - That was one of the best moments in their chess history, but so was that particular episode
9:07 - 11:01 - Oh yeah, that one was great too
21:22 - Hahahahaha
At 11:38 you can actually hear Arin's echo in the mic from screaming "shit!"
Mark my words…one day…Arin will win a game of chess! Mark my words!!!
Mark my Woof!
Sorry, Dan is the chess playing boy. He’s the one who wins.
Okay I’ll check it off in the dreams that will never come true section
I hope not. I enjoy seeing him lose too much
In fantasy world maybe, but not in reality
I’m pretty sure the day Arin beats Danny at chess, he will be happier than when Up Dog happened.
That's a high bar
Absolute favorite moment 21:21
No one: “Why do people watch this show?”
Why is Arin so oddly insistent on calling Knights “horses” but calls the castle towers “Rooks”?
Because a rookery is a tower.
@@resileaf9501and here I thought they were called “Rooks” as a carryover from when the pieces used to be based off of chariots instead of castles, with the name “Rook” being derived from “rukh”, the Persian word for chariot.
Maybe he just likes animals.
@@misterroboto1
His mom owns horses. So he's probably got some kind of attachment to them at least.
I call it the horse bc I enjoy calling it that. But that’s just me
I'd love to see a TMPH where they play chess or learn from a chess master on how to play just to see Arin rage
I can't wait for them to play "5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel"
1:50 I absolutely love "Shit, baby!"
8:54 is my favourite chess moment *ever*.
That or the song at 23:17.
Omg me too!!
9:25 Arin asking Dan, "Do you like this?" and 9:35, "Just like beating the 💩 out of me all day every day, I can't handle it. What am I supposed to do??" Lmao!! 🤣
The "Stinky dik" song has to be one of the funniest things that has come out of Arin's mouth.
There's such a unique flavor of madness when the Grumps play chess.
I hope they keep playing chess a few times a year and we are able to see Arin continuing descent into madness and desperation
Or maybe, just maybe, he'll learn from past experiences and improve!
No? He... he won't?
Can you imagine if Arin ever manages to beat Danny?
At 15:20 Dan says “slap that on a fortune cookie” as I was opening a fortune cookie 😂
i like picturing them in a quiet, peaceful library on a rainy fall day. people studying and reading calmly around them only to get disturbed by arin going "SHIT" after every turn
Arin is the chess boy! He's the one who mates!
I feel like I'm being gaslighted. I can't believe that Arin has never won a game of chess. 😂
Dan is probably rated 800-900 while Arin is 200-700 depending on his level of focus 💀
9:02 is the best GG moment ever.
I always feel Arin's pain. I'm total dogshit at chess. Even beginner mode on the cpu wipes the floor with me.
Arin,
even tho you are having fun (for the most part) when playing chess against Dan, you still suffer through these intense chessneurisms.
I just wanted to let you know, that your pain is what made me laugh so hard so many times and continues to do so.
Your agony and perseverance are inspiring and entertaining alike, and there isn't a single day that goes by without me being thankful for you and Dan doing these videos.
From the bottom of my heart
Thank you, you beautiful souls and people, for providing laughter for so many of us
...albeit at the expense of your own sanity
Thank you
One day, Arin will win a game of chess against Dan. On that day, his victory scream will reverberate through space so hard I'll feel it from my retirement home on Mars.
My favourite line in this is “oh well every move you do you lose everything” has me rolling every time 😂
18:20 This made me laugh the hardest
Immediately added to favorites 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for all the laughs!
I literally just fell asleep to a chess comp last night wow
He's the losing boy, he's the one who loses!!
Someday, Arin, someday... and It will be a day worthy of making a holiday!
Just got in from work and saw this and life got better again! 😌
My new fav GG comp, thanks Sbassbear
8:56 Arin experimenting.
Dan: "Checkmate." *Turn 7*
Anything Chess related on this channel makes my heart sing lmao
Watching Dan deftly beat arins ass at chess is strangely relaxing,gonna save this 😆
Everyone is too hard on Arin. He’s the video game boy, not the chess board boy.
14:36 POV: You're Darth Vader playing Emperor Palpatine at chess while the second Death Star is under construction.
Ahhh now this is my favorite asmr right here. It's beautiful.
Grumps chess drinking game: Take a drink every time Arin asks if this is en passant. Take another drink when Dan has to explain to him again what en passant is.
Hard mode rule: Drink every time Arin rages. Have an ambulance on stand by. 😅
Chess is my favorite game in GameGrumps history. I know those episodes will destroy me every time
12:41 makes me laugh every time because it’s SO out of nowhere 😭😭
I forgot about the Shank Tsun bit and it caught me way off guard
A chess player and an insane man, love it.
Its crazy how fun it is to watch yall play chess
21:15… “why do people watch this show.” Its for that exact comedic timing that we watch 😂
For me it’s 9:04
Wait..did I miss the quote of Arin going all "CHess is A GaMe of Skiiiilll"
28:27 😂 Queenie with a Peenie
5:20 shang tsun, art of war
9:01 Im actually dying LMFAO.
Also "Queenie with a peenie" lives rent free in my head lol
Ill die happy knowing there might be a day where Dan and Arin might learn about Bug house and 4 player chess
This is the absolute best
Waiting for the "Queenie with a Peenie" moment... Along with a continuation of Pizza Tower.
Edit: 28:23 - There it is.
9:00 is saved to like five different highly secure places on various hardwares of mine.
I’m somehow going to make it my family motto before I turn 50.
Arin's quiet giggling right before "The Legend of The Anus" will never not make me laugh so hard I can't breathe.
If I ever start manufacturing chess sets, priority 1 is adding knights to the horse pieces.
11:37 he yells “NO SHIT!!” So loud you can hear the feedback from dan’s end if you listen closely XDDD
I really needed this
This compilation need way more views. It’s near perfect
As a fellow ADHD king I relate to Arin so much and feel a so validated
5:03 My 6 year old niece has said the exact same thing word for word when she tries to play chess with me
Chess birthed one of my favorite lines of all time, “I’m gonna lie face down on the radiator.” 12:41
12:19 with buildup
I simply handle having big adhd and chess by not playing chess 💀😂 ur doing amazing honey
I was watching this at my office job and I had to stop in the middle and take breaks because I was laughing too hard and causing a disturbance.
21:22
He has had over ten years to think about that.
I would love to watch the full episodes of these 😂
It feels like Dan is a strong intermediate, maybe 1300-1500, thanks to his experience.
One day, we will know his true power.
The sudden mic quality was so funny. Good times those first few years of GG