Honest Trailers Commentary - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2018
- The writers of Honest Trailers talk about Jurassic World and it's sequel It's Honest Trailers Commentary - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Hosted by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, and Dan Murrell
Produced by Max Dionne
Tech Director: Josh “JTE” Tapia
Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand
Production Coordinator: Ryan O'Toole
Honest Trailers Commentary - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
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Dan had a stronger character arc of honest trailer commentaries in his disdain of this film than the chracters of the multimillion dollar film
Finkle Meire lol.
BIllion. Billion dollar film. FML CGI Dino-Riders would be better.
THIS COMMENT
There is nothing better than Dan’s righteous anger.
Truth.
Best commentary ever.. the way they are getting mad at the movie slowly is glorious to watch...
Exactly how it feels watching the Jurassic films from 1 to -5 🤣
And yet their movies that they made are where......to be exact...oh yea no cultural impact movies made from them?
You guys don't have to apologise for going on too long about certain points. I love it when you guys feed off eachothers opinions and get excited. For me it's the best thing about this series.
next time I leave a room I’m going to say “I’m going to make a recreational dilophosaurus. Good day sir!” Best flounce ever.
Imma roll a recreational dilophosaurus later
The recreational part makes me think only a hipster would say it.
I'm going to make monsters, you monster!
This was the best Honest Trailer Commentary since I can remember. It was utterly hilarious, and this movie actually deserved all the "commentaries" they gave, the film was stupid and nonsensical. Waiting for the Solo Honest Trailer
Last week's was freaking hilarious!
@@Fawkes2574 oh, no doubt about it but for very different reasons. What I mean is that this episode actually highlighted an insane amount of plot holes/inconsitencies in the movie in a very funny way.
@@officialgoogleyoutube very well said sir
Crap I still haven't seen Solo. Or this. I guess I'll watch this tonight then. And I'll watch Solo.... Someday
Honestly this could be an hour long and id watch happily dont worry lol
This Honest Trailer Commentary justifies the existence of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. I'm literally in the cafeteria at university and I'm trying to muffle my laughing. The guys to the table to my right are looking at me weird.
this was one of the best comentaries in a while...... i nearly keeled over laughing
I came here for Dan's rant... I wasn't disappointed lol
Same! He always sort of loses it halfway
Since this was posted, I've watched this at least 10 times. The shared bafflement of how this movie failed on so many story levels is just so entertaining. I love these HT Commentaries, thank you to everyone involved who continue to provide us with wonderful and colorful entertainment.
"I'm going to make monsters, you monster." Fantastic.
Stupid World: Fallen Intelligence
Also, this was the funniest Honest Trailers Commentary so far. :D
Dude, do not even mention that movie. I hate it so much that I did not even see it's Honest Trailer because it would remind me of it. :D
Could've spelled intelligence correctly
Fuck, did not know it is spelled with two L's. Hard to break away from your native language habits. Corrected now. :D
"It was a run by cloning." Hilarious. Have you guys ever considered doing full length commentary tracks for movies? I think you could make some really funny content if you find other movies like this one, that you all have strong feelings about, and just tear them apart from beginning to end.
Also, I just saw the deleted scenes section - James Cromwell's British accent was unbelievable. My brother and I didn't realize he was supposed to be British until he yelled, "Get my bloody medication!" We turned to each other in the theater and just started laughing. Pretty much every line after that got a laugh and it kept getting funnier and funnier every time he spoke.
G. Host no studio would allow that.
What they can do is have their reactions and you on a separate screen watch the movie in sync with them
@@bradleyjacinto7732 - Yup, the MST3K guys do exactly that with their RiffTrax for modern movies - audio file you download separately and sync up with the movie's picture+audio. www.rifftrax.com/ There is one for the first Jurassic World, and it made it much better.
The Dan rants in this were GOLD. 10/10
Appreciate you managed to get in the “Alan” in this Honest Trailer. Hopefully it won’t be the last.
It wasn't really hidden though.
He died in the Infinity War video. He won’t be back for a while.
Is this why I can't find the Alan in the honest trailer for Predator? I think I see Alan in Deadpool 2, but I can't find one in Conjuring either. Did I hear Dan say here that the raptor died in the honest trailer for Infinity war? And that wasn't a joke? It was a way to actually kill off the call back? Sad :(
Alan got snapped in the infinity war trailer but Dan said that when they make the avengers 4 HT and all the snapped people come back Alan will too
Dan's impression of Claire. OMFG. We need a best Dan compilation.
BEST....... COMMENTARY....... EVER!!!!
I laughed, I cried, I slightly peed my pants.
I needed this extra honest trailer's extra commentary, I'm moving to a new place, on train at night as i finish watching. I am extra sensitive today, and i needed ALL this. Thanks screen junkies, powered by fandom.
Oh boy, this one was VICIOUS!
Watching the trailer itself, I feel like I could feel their rage coursing through me.
Justin Clowater so I wasn't alone, good to know.
Holy hell, this is one of the funniest commentaries I've watched from you guys. Dying over here.
Gotta love a commentary with MULTIPLE Dan rants... hahahaha
@29:22 I'd like to report a cloning, please. *It was a run-by cloning*
I would love Arnie oil painting in The Predator.
Ironically, of all the studio notes that Fox gave Shane Black, this was the only one he ignored during production of The Predator.
Rewatching this and still my favourite honest trailer commentary, peak SJ 😁
I came for the Alan!
We Need An Alan Movie
You mean - an Alan movie?
Can Stargate just come back? Still waiting on SGU season 3 (or even SGU season 2 to get released on Blu-Ray--c'mon MGM!).
ALAN.
Alan: A Jurassic Story
Little did Dan know there would be a Will Smith oil painting in MIB International too 😂
Honestly, I would watch a 2 hour video of Dan pointing out everything wrong with this movie frame by frame. This movie was so bland 90% off the time and aggressively bad for the other 10%.
You’re really under selling the bad parts. But also under selling the blandness.
To be fair though, a two hour Dan rant would be appointment viewing
"Just go full stupid and control dinosaurs with his mind" I died laughing. Oh my goodness that could actually happen.
@15:53 Joe’s “this movie hurts my brain” face 🤣
That should have been the thumbnail 😂
"The ex-wife Mrs. Doubtfiring herself" GOLD! XD
The girl could have said, since the park was closed I thought I lost the chance of seeing a live dinosaur. Something on this line would have made more sense. Though I don't understand why the one that can fly not leave the island and go to the mainland.
They did.
@@simbasorariku3 Just wondering, why weren't then these raptors causing havoc among people? Also I would think in such case both govt. & some companies would have already captured some of them and experimenting on them.
Just want to point out I haven't seen the second movie, couldn't watch the 1st one completely.
@@GogoDham Plot?
@@simbasorariku3 They went to the island to get the dinosaurs. Right? Wasn't blue a raptor? Why didn't he fly away? I am really basing this on hear say. Also in the honest trailer the guys didn't mention a word abt it, so I am assuming it didn't happen.
They showed the flying ones leaving the island in a previous movie. I guess they decided to ignore al of that.
*”No, you know what? Forget it! I *am** *mad!”*
Never change, Daniel Murrell. Never change 🤣
I am dying laughing. This one is the best one I've seen so far
I want that scene-by-scene breakdown.
I haven’t laughed this hard at a UA-cam video in a long time. Your frustration is our entertainment. Thank you, boys.
😂 just wanted to note that at no time did you need to apologize for the commentary going long - I was laughing so hard, the only reason I wouldn't want you three to do a full scene by scene takedown is that I wouldn't be able to breathe
@26:50 Why are there so many Latvian arms dealers coming over tonight?
Those are some swarthy Belgians walking in and out from my window that I see.
Jurassic Park 3 return of the Clones lol
I watched this at work and it was a huge mistake, I could not stop laughing! I'm so glad that this movie was so bad we got these laughs out of it! Love Honest Trailer commentaries!
It's not a megalodon, it's a mosasaur!
DaV1rus oh.
now we need Statham to say "it's a mossasaur"
Thank you! I was bitching so hard about the fact that they got it wrong.
NEERRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
JK, if I was more into dinosaurs I probably would've been bugged by that too.
I was trying to remember the megaladon from the first movie like... wait a minute!
Too much to say about this commentary, so I'm just going to say this took #1 for me as my favorite Honest Commentary. 😂 (Thought I was going to die of lung failure due to uncontrollable laughter.)
21:55 I actually involuntary asked "why?" in the movie theater when I saw this. A woman next to me smiled and said because it was stupid.
This is the best commentary yet, they all just vent. It’s hilarious
hands down one of the best episodes! Also, damn that editing in Honest trailer was amazing. Dan, your suffering is our joy. I know, I know... but hang in there.
This commentary only needed one more thing, an additional 90 minutes.I checked out that human/dino concept art. I am NOT going to link it here because I do not wish to be part of inflicting further neural damage. For myself I will be viewing unboxing videos of pusheen merch until I am cleansed of that unfortunate concept art (and that last scene of the island with that screaming dinosaur).
People are saying this commentary was the funniest yet. In my opinion, it doesn't beat last week's with the geography lesson and the Arnold impressions. I was in tears from that one.
Great honest trailer ^^
The tripple rant was amazing.
Joe that White castle line was golden
I love and appreciate Joe’s inability to keep a straight face.
This is my new favorite commentary they’ve ever done
I feel like this is almost a behind the scenes video of their writer's room. They were bouncing so many new funny ideas that they could probably make a second trailer just based on the ideas brought up here.
I'm thinking that the team retrieving the Indominus tooth was actually team #153 and the first 152 kept getting eaten and they just kept hiring guys and sending them to the island under the premise of this being their big break. That's how the Mosasaur survived.
Also 25:50 to about 27:20 is the most impressive bit of UA-cam I've seen in a while. I was hoping it would keep going and the last 10 minutes of the video was going to be hilarious, deriding banter.
14:05 I cant help but imagine Dan as Butters saying I’m mad!
This is my favorite commentary yet!
18:49 Exactly! Agreed 100% with Dan. *NO*. I do not expect a movie about cloning dinosaurs to be fact-checked by Neil Degrasse Tyson (I know that he's an astrophysicist not paleontologist, but he's also the token science guy). But I expect it to make logical sense. I expect the makers to insert common sense into the movie. An unlikely premise does not exempt a movie from common sense! Unless you're making a movie with the Looney Toons. The Indoraptor cage scene, was straight up classic Elmer Fudd.
I like how Rafe Spall is still "one of the dudes from Hot Fuzz who was really funny." He was one of the Andies! 👮🏼♂️
Next week... SOLO!
I feel so dumb that I didn't get that before looking at the comments...
Don't worry, you're not the only one Justin!
I have a bad feeling about this
I haven't seen this movie yet, but this is probs my top 5 honest trailer of all time. You guys are great.
Other billion-dollar movies that left no cultural impact: Transformers 3, Despicable Me 3, -Iron Man 3,- Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Finding Dory, The Hobbit 1, The Fate of the Furious, Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Also, “The Bland Before Time” could be the title for The Good Dinosaur.
Also also, at this point, I’m expecting to see another talking velociraptor in the next Jurassic movie, just to one-up the stupidity of the “Alan!” scene.
Finally, next week’s Honest Trailer for Solo is gonna be really interesting.
Benjamin Abramowitz thank you!
Umm, the Fate of the Furious is giving us Hobbs and Shaw, so I will give it that.
Iron Man 3 and Finding Dory had cultural impacts. They might not have been very long lived. Beauty and the Beast a little as well.
It's appropriate that they didn't remember those movies, since the point they were making is that nobody remembers this movie
The only one I’ll defend that you mentioned would be Pirates of the Caribbean 4 because that one was more entertaining then the 5th.
The way Dan says "typical man" at 14:54" 😂😂😂
Please tell me someone thought about the fact that the lasersaurus Rex is the equivalent of sending your pet cat after a person with a laser pointer.
Best honest trailer commentary by far. I could not stop laughing
Dan getting angry is amazing.
Since this has been uploaded, I have watched it so many times that I am pretty sure it is one of my top 5 most viewed UA-cam videos. 🤣🤣🤣
18:29 yeah yeah yeah
18:32 I don't know
Sounds like these guys know about the Pitch Meetings.
Watching you guys dunk on this movie makes this my face honest trailers commentaries, you guys can't even and it's perfect!
This was my favourite one in a while. I feel like you've been doing movies that you enjoyed too much. This one you got to really just let loose on. Love it!
Hey guys remember the part where it was night and raining and you saw the t-rex walking out and everyone was shitting themselves. The t-rex breaks the sunroof trying to kill the kids. Omg I loved that.
Just throwing this out there: Good thing Blue and the T-Rex are the same blood type, because if they weren’t Blue would have died.
I'm guessing you guys meant the mosasaurus. Megaladon is a shark.
Gonna say the same thing
Now THAT’S a crossover movie I’d love to see: The Meg vs. The Moss.
My display picture is real
Also, Blue was given Carnosaurus blood. Not T Rex blood.
@@benabramowitz18 Meg vs Moses
I have watched this commentary 3 times this week. I love you three VERY MUCH!
If there's not a scene in Jurassic World 3 where Owen is on a plane and has a dream and sees Blue who then says "Owen!", then what's the point?
It even sounds a little like Alan! when I think about it.
*Alan!*
*Owen!*
“It’s like poetry, it rhymes” - Hollywood, ca. 2002
best HT commentary ever! Whenever I want to laugh I come back here. thx guys
The stinger would have been the perfect opportunity to include the "What!" from Jurassic Park 3
This is easily one of the greatest episodes of Honest Trailer Commentary, but I know it was physically taxing on Dan
This commentary was MUCH better than the actual movie.
I love these videos! please keep doing them ❤️
Best. Commentary. Ever.
The same way Dan felt about Fallen Kingdom making a billion dollars is the same way I feel about Avatar
This was so hilarious and entertaining!
I honestly didn't like the movie, but my main issue (and I have many) is the price of the dinosaurs. I mean 20/30M, are you kidding me for a dinosaur? Football players cost 100 to 300M (Neymar)! All big sports teams could afford to buy 10 of these dinos and just have them around like prehistoric mascots ffs
Difference is the rich guys were buying them to use as weapons. An athlete can be afforded for that much money because they have the potential to make it back pretty quickly in advertisements and ticket sales, but only the athletes that have proven an asset in their game have that potential to make money and therefore are worth the investment. War is won on many factors (including using much more efficient weaponry than a large and easily shot animal that leaves tons of evidence behind, but let's ignore that obvious and obnoxious plot hole for now) and one common factor for out-lasting your opponent is spending money more wisely. If, as you suggest, someone at the auction were spending 10 times what they ended up paying when their competition clearly didn't want to go that high, that's money that could go to making an additional 9 dinosaurs that they ended up only spending on 1. Meanwhile, a competitor would have bought the DNA and research for cloning dinosaurs for the $30 million, and then starts making an army of dinosaurs with the remaining $270 million. Who has the upper hand in that situation? Basically: if in the Jurassic Park movies world making dinosaurs is far cheaper than buying them, the rich people will invest in making their own. Which, now that I'm typing this out makes me realise the real trick is the cloning, because if we could grow athletes for $10 million their value would drop too.
Namely, the Toronto Raptors of the NBA! Also, Calgary Dinos - the University of Calgary, AB teams.
they could just replace all the players with dinosaurs, that would make it a very interesting game
Such a great episode! Thanks guys.
I just finished the movie and you're my chaser.
Satansorus :I'm going out with a full belly
I do love that Joe is giving us SJU After Dark with that dangerously open polo. I appreciate the extended comments that branch from the initial ones. They force me to watch the Honest Trailer so I can follow y'all train-of-thought; normally I just skip to this version.
This is brilliant! You guys are so good
22:14 little did Dan know that Men In Black International would also include previous cast members in oil paintings (if you haven’t seen it in the trailer, it pretty cool, it’s got K and J fighting the Cockroach alien from the first MIB movie)
I've never seen this movie but was in stitches watching your commentary on it. Maybe I need to watch the movie just so I can hate it as much as you guys.
This whole video made my day. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this movie was dumb.
So glad you completely tore this one apart.
If we continue accepting 'turn off brain' movies they won't bother giving us good movies anymore people.
I think Spencer made the best delineation about such things. There's self aware stupidity that's in on the joke and stupid stuff that takes itself seriously.
This is one of the best honest trailer commentaries I have ever seen. Rarely does the commentary out do the trailer for me but this one killed me. well done.
Something can be wholly entertaining and also logical.
I’ve been watching Screen Junkies for years.... Never thought I’d see a Dan Rant in real life. #PlausibleReaction
"It puts dinos in the pen or else it gets hose again" made me scream. What a great read by John
I love it when they do a film that all 3 don't like and just get angry & rip it to shreds lol
I love a monster movie. I was absolutely psyched for: the meg, jurassic world: fallen kingdom and the predator. All of which I felt were a huge letdown (perhaps less so for the meg).
definitely the best honest trailer commentary, i like this trio.
I want to give them all a pat on the shoulder and say "don't lose hope, there are good action movies out there!".
I can watch Joe Starr be giddy all day
Best commentary ever!