"What sort of crimes could you have possibly committed to be down here with me?" Me: "I got a little too jazzy with the anger issues and it ends in murder" lol
"Another" as in, we're a gay vampire and so is he or as in "If I had a cent for everytime I met a gay vampire I'd have two cent... which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice 🤔"
“What sort of crimes could you have possibly committed to end up down here with me” “Intrusive thoughts, sharp objects and a strong determination to figure out how to turn things that’s shouldn’t be nukes into nukes”
"Whats sort of crime could you have possibly committed to be down here with me?" Me:.. intrusive thoughts a knife flamethrower and a human test subject 😊 (not speaking from my own intrusive thoughts i would never think such things😏)
"what crimes did you commit to end up here?" (To the tune of Yakko's nations song) Aaron, conspiracy some murders and forgery as well as a few counts of fraud. Extortion, embezzlement, bribery, battery, disorderly conduct, vehicular manslaughter too... (And so on)
If I had a nickel for every time I hear a red handsome asmrtist being called "milord" I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
"What sort of crimes could you have possibly committed to be down here with me?"
Me: "I got a little too jazzy with the anger issues and it ends in murder" lol
The gays been blessed once again
Yes 😎
@@lordvalentinreal Thank you, now stop bullying me 👹
@@syrusthefemboy syrup moment
@@lordvalentinreal this is why i made you as a lady in roblox
💀@@syrusthefemboy
"Another" as in, we're a gay vampire and so is he or as in "If I had a cent for everytime I met a gay vampire I'd have two cent... which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice 🤔"
i like to imagine that it's about the listener having played boyfriend dungeon, a game with another vampire and with dungeons
@@9-T4ILz I hope so, the Doctor is my inspiration.
"What crimes did you commit-"
"Arson, murder, terrisom, kidnapping, mass murder, mass destruction, assault, attempted murder, etc"
"Oh, and jaywalking."
"Um sir I think you put me in the wrong cell, I committed numerous warcrimes why am I being rewarded???"
‘Numerous war crimes’ in the DnD Chuckles the clown voice
“What sort of crimes could you have possibly committed to end up down here with me”
“Intrusive thoughts, sharp objects and a strong determination to figure out how to turn things that’s shouldn’t be nukes into nukes”
“what sort of crime could you possibly committed to be down here with me”
… I let the intrusive thoughts win and poured boiling hot oil on someone🙂
"What sort of crimes could you have possibly committed to be down here with me?"
Me: .... Telling the truth and everyone boo'd me for it....
"What crimes did you commit?"
Me: "Arson, assult, murder, human sheeskabobs"
"Another" gay vampire, how often does this happen to us?
Him: what sort of crimes could you have possibly committed to be down here with me?
Me:*in a cute innocent voice* Genocide!
✨tWiNkErBeLLe✨ thanks for the vid 😂 hope ur having a good day, and thanks for the stream :)
Of course, glad you liked it! ❤️
The Do Not Remove tag? Heinous! 😂
Is this another improv?
Most in that last month have been 😂
First time listening, your voice is lovely. And, respect to you, do what makes you happy. ❤
Him: You don't seem like the type to do something to land you here
My brain immediately: I murdered 50 people. In a week.
This is a great audio ❤❤❤
Glad you think so! ❤️
"Whats sort of crime could you have possibly committed to be down here with me?"
Me:.. intrusive thoughts a knife flamethrower and a human test subject 😊 (not speaking from my own intrusive thoughts i would never think such things😏)
I usually read the description before actually listening to the audio so I know what I'm getting myself into am I the only one
This smells gay. 👁️👁
Smells like up dog
Thanks for this Sunday treat, Val. Hope you’re having a great weekend! ❤❤❤
glad you liked it, and the same for you!
Him: "I can tell you are very special..."
My friend who is listening with me: "yeah special ED."
Me: "Fuck off."
"What did you do to get in here?"
Me: I poured the milk before the cereal
"what crimes have you did"
Me:i stole a pencil and sat on a police car for no reason
"What sort of crimes could you have possibly committed to be down here with me?"
Me: *sips water* "todays subject... slavery"
OMGGGG THIS IS AMAZING
"what crimes did you commit to end up here?"
(To the tune of Yakko's nations song)
Aaron, conspiracy some murders and forgery as well as a few counts of fraud. Extortion, embezzlement, bribery, battery, disorderly conduct, vehicular manslaughter too... (And so on)
Anyone else just instantly think we murder someone
So relaxing! ❤️🩸❤️🩸❤️
I'm blushing so much atm❤❤
I would die for a part 2 ☠️😍
Spongebob Reference
If I made one it was unintentional 😂
I agree ❤
I feel asleep to this and I missed the whole story line
Ive got so
Much to figure u out . Just like the danish had years to fix thier languge
Thank you
Where is your new website?
Im incredibly lonely 💯💯💯🗣🔊
Y'know.....
Is it bad to watch this as a straight man?
"straight" huh? 🤔
@@lordvalentinreal yeah what about it?😊😊😀 (I totally dont watch this every night)…. Yeah I am..😇
@@Hanzu_Yuzuruone of us!! one of us!! gay gay homosexual gay
@@consumingkazoos uhm😳 lol.
This is Just Lord Valentin without the hat
hi milord
great video its been a while
its been so hard to catch your streams with school🥲
anygay have a good day milord
No worries, I haven't really been streaming much anyway. Glad you liked it! ❤️
If I had a nickel for every time I hear a red handsome asmrtist being called "milord" I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
then you have seen me twice@@ssbruv