[Vinesauce] Joel - The Race For The White House
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- Joel becomes president, a vote for him is a vote for nuclear death freedom.
Date streamed: 04 July , 2015
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Timeline:
Race For The White House- (original campaign and failure)
Political Machine 2016 - (successful second campaign and presidency)
Shadow President - (cheeseburgers reign of terror)
Timeline splits
Universe 1:
Cyber Judas - (America survives cheeseburger freedom man)
Sims 4: Hell on Earth- (Norway rebuilds after nuclear war, but residents are greatly affected by radiation)
Universe 2:
Organ Trail - (America is nuked, somehow starting a zombie apocalypse)
7 Grand Dad - (America rebuilds it's society based entirely on the only surviving culture, old Flintstones VHS tapes)
Raging_Dong
not a zombie apocalypse, a spooky skeleton apocalypse.
Raging_Dong_Tumor time to make playlists
Raging_Dong_Tumor I just made 2 playlists
Hehe
hell yeah
"Mr. Freedom Cheeseburger Man, what are your views on the economy?"
"Legalize weed"
"...Very well. What are your views on carbon footprint?"
"Legalize weed"
+KRäFT WêRK "And don't tell my wife how much I've given, you, ha ha, she'll kill me, heh...No seriously, she will."
+KRäFT WêRK America won't get any better if we don't legalize weed! LEGALIZE WEED NAOW!!!!!111111111
+KRäFT WêRK Sounds like Trudeau.
+F*** Freedom Cheeseburger Man I VOTE FOR YOU
Sounds like Bernie trying to earn young, oblivious-to-how-economics-work, voters
"A vote for me is like a vote for the Devil. So go ahead, idiot." Should have been his campaign slogan.
Sounds like a personal problem.
0:43 "They all look like sex offenders." That statement has aged like fine wine.
Just gets even better with time
Thing i never should give to joel.
1.Presidential power and or rule over people
2.A containment center.
3.A fortress filled with dwarf people.
4.Nuclear weaponry.
and 5. THE BONES
And his own theme park
Also never put him into prison
Don't worry, in case we want to dispose of Joel, just yell
"You can't sleep here!"
+inbox57111 6. Norway
*Things I -shouldnt- _SHOULD_ give to Joel
"LGBT, i think unicorns are great" - Joel 2015
Nameless Fuck unicorns
inb4 bronies now saying joel is a horse fucker
this is why nobody likes you guys Kappa
Viraus2 Yet you have a unicorn representing your UA-cam page...
Crazy Luigi Yeah, that was the joke...Guess it's hard to really do irony through text, eh
Viraus2 Yep! _Not unless you signify it like this._
FREEDOM 100%
Your name is messed up. It's freedom cheeseburger man
Charred My past self is Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man, my current reincarnation is Cheeseburger Freedom Man.
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA
FREEDOMSTONES
you gotta save those bees to make that honey flavor mary-jo-wanna!
Legalize gay marijuana
Faye The Archer That´s a thing?So there´s gay weed and straight weed?
Faye The Archer I´m calm,i was legitimately curious
DEWG Oh bravo,using a real condition,that´s pretty serious by the way, to insult a random person on the internet, bravo humanity is going far with people like you in it, seriously well done
nope
Faye The Archer THESE COMMENTS GAVE ME CANCER
"can i get assassinated in this"
Joel is a real master debater.
Raptor Dave *master bater
Quill Writ Masturbater*
you can't say that fucker that's illegal get that smut off my god damn screen you degenerate
Quill Writ I'm not sure if that was sarcasm or not. There should be a sarcasm font.
Chris Enzor That's what Kappa is
How to become president:
Be rich.
LIE. PROMISE THE WORLD AND A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD. KISS BABIES.
Dilma Rousseff in a nutshell.
two words: President Trump
+Aron Tavares já estocou seu ar e saudou a mandioca hoje?
Dark-Senpai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Não entendi a piada.
Aron Tavares frases de Dilma
Bad game, you can't choose Vermin Supreme.
David Henchman Your profile pic is "IWantAPotato"s ass.
+David Henchman Or Deez Nuts? (This was 1 month ago)
HAH, GOT EEM.
*Gets in the game*
*Immediately tries to nuke Texas*
Eagles Attack if you can't nuke Texas it's a shitty game
@@memesandpokemonhentaiarere111 as a texan, i agree. this place is hell and i pray for death every day
"- is the high unemployment rate in the nation. What do you do about that?"
"9/11"
"The United States of Canada" I didn't know we had states. lol
AniPlus Media Uh me either.....
AniPlus Media The US actually annexed Canada a while ago, don't you read the newspapers?
WaterPeanut Le fallout reference is real
MidgetPanda It was a pretty dank maymay wasnt it?
WaterPeanut Absolute Savage
Oh my god, Romney actually fucking won.
This truly is the darkest timeline.
Shallaska Did you know that Obama and Romney had the same positions on politics, just that they were in different parties.
Tuffluck 1337 The reason why Obama won was because while he did litterally nothing in his first presidency, the only other choice was Mitt Romney, who everyone knew was a corrupt buisiness man.
Fortunately this is the timeline where android 17 and 18 lay waste to the earth.
+Gorillabot3000 if you replace Obama with any presidential candidate (R or D), and Mitt Romney with Donald Trump, you'll have described the 2016 election XD
Cybermat47 If you replaced Obama with Hillary, people would actually vote for Trump just so that when he innevitably fucks up the country, at least he would do it entertainingly.
These characters look like they were made in the Fucking Fallout New vegas Character Editor
This game looks like fucking Oblivion
pokblok bro so true they all look like the adoring fan now to me
It reminds me of Limbo of the Lost
Sagemation reminds me more of american segregation
Thanks Ohama.
This game is so stupid I love it. "Ronney" looks like his face got run over and "Ohama"'s forehead is flat and his face is so tiny. So far, Joel hasn't noticed Cheeseburger Man blinks in the corner.
Cheeseburger freedom man, we need you in our final hours.
goblin child It's too late.
God help us
13:15 - in true politician style, he somehow turns a discussion on the housing crisis into one about reducing the govt. budget.
"That's the smile of a goddamn strangle murderer"
You could say the same about Ted Cruz.
+Bandicootfan63 ..you mean my UA-cam comment? lol
The delegates, Dahnald!
TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER
Who is more willing to vote for Freedom Cheeseburger Man than Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton?
MEEP 🖐🏼
marijuana
every, single, person.
Id go for Sir Pelo
GRAND DAD GRAND DAD?!
I love how Mitt Romney always smiles very aggressively!
I like how the way they phrase the voiceovers makes any position sound at least somewhat reasonable.
3:47 Joel's hardest laugh yet and it is fucking glorious.
Even with Joel playing this as a joke I can already tell the comments will be filled with people spewing their political beliefs anyways.
anything online involving politics will have that happen
This game accurately shows how a third party will never exist
I... I don't think he knows....
Still better graphics than Watch Dogs.
Why do people hate that game some much? I found it fun for what I played of it...
Ace Starstream The whole game was a lie. They promised all this shit and then we got a different game. We were all lied to. Thats everyones problem with it.
Ohh. I didnt go to E3 that year, so I didnt watch the trailer or premiere of Watch_Dogs. I found the game to be amazing with the skill tree, parkour, and character buildup and story. I like the game for what it is, but I understand how hard it is to be lied to about a major game *cough cough* Star Fox 2 *cough cough*.
Ace Starstream Character Buildup and Story'? errr ok but if u liked it, you liked it. It does help if u didn't see the promises it made you wouldn't be disappointed, but for others, the trailer, the bugs and really a kinda weak open world didn't click well.
AkumetsuLord I see. Thank you for being informative! Both of you! :D
"All of them look like sex offenders" well, to be fair, a lot of us politicians really look like that
Still true here in the future! 🚬👽
23:40 absolutely based
Ayo, Joel knows. That’s based.
sounded like shiela brovloski haha
This guy's accent just gave me life
these graphics look like the elder scrolls 4: oblivion
Nice profile pic
I'm not sure I've got much of a firm grasp on Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man's political positions.
Or this game's, for that matter. Like, bit controversial to say that legalizing prostitution is an explicitly anti-feminist position. And that it's somehow good for homeland security.
ColeYote idk man, its not necessarily anti-feminist as it regulates prostitution and protects the women involved with it.
ColeYote I think it's pretty accurate, legalizing prostitution does damage organized crime and most feminists these days seem to be opposed to it.
Personally I think legalizing it is a no brainier, excluding the "muh family values" or "muh patriarchy" arguments.
ColeYote Apparently prostitution's also bad for morals and human rights...
Yeah, I think this game is biased.
Then again, a lot of special interest groups are contrarian assholes, so maybe it is accurate. Or maybe it's a satirical approach to get us to think about this stuff?
ColeYote Pretty much all of the people I'm friends with (almost all feminists) consider sex work to be a profession that deserves more merit because the people in it are both in control of their own bodies and making money off of that (assuming of course that they're doing sex work of their own volition). I don't even see how taking such an empowering job and bring it out from under the table, as well as the regulations that no doubt would come from its legalization, would be anti-feminist.
Hell, I'm pretty sure there'd be marching in the streets because not only would that be a massive leap for sex workers' visibility as people (as well as probably the rights that would come from that) but even vehement anti-feminists would probably rejoice because they can get government-supported no-strings-attached sex. It's the great equalizer
emporbooty Yeah, funnily enough the feminists I've actually met in person have the same values regarding prostitution.
Only place I've seen feminists shaming prostitution is on the internet or *some* "feminist" celebrities. I believe they're what you'd call "sex-negative feminists".
And a lot of vehement anti-feminists are religious zealots who take snippets from the Bible to use as long as it's convenient to them. To them, prostitution is sin, even if they themselves use the services of a prostitute. Very big hypocrites, they are. It's as if logic just doesn't register for them, because you're right; they could have safe, legal sex for probably a lot cheaper (since legality would spur a bunch of corporations to pop up, which would result in these companies offering competitive prices), so there literally is nothing bad about it from a logical standpoint.
Either way, we can all agree that the values of special interest groups or the things that it helps are over-simplified, if not just flat out stupid and nonsensical.
29:16 Joel predicted the future
Jessietail DAYUM
Joel does not need to be a president,he is already the king of bootlegs,and hardly anyone else could achieve that.
I like how every time Joel is put in a position of power, his first thought is to nuke Texas.
He's affraid Chuck Norris will come for him.
9:32 Joel accidentally does passable Ronald Reagan impression while playing a game about running for President of the United States.
"They all look like sex offenders!" Most politicians do, Joel.
Aged like wine
"Nuke Texas."
I think we should all listen to Joel
Naw lets nuke fucking Canada and Michigan
+Stephen Fritsche Why Canada?
@@jessssssgames Why not?
*sandys yeehawing stops*
18:50
Why was that such a surprise?
Prostitution is legal in lots of countries, it's a good idea.
*flicks paper into your eyepatch*
yosie shiv shank I'm not selling
BemaniAK please
BemaniAK I think Joel may have some sort of conservative hangup regarding sexuality, he has himself stated that that he considers himself conservative when it comes to sex and such, or maybe i'm prejudiced against him on account of his religious upbringing.
We got all problems solved:
War and terror - nuke 'em
Social issues - nuke 'em
17:16
Romney looks like he just poop his pants and gets away with it.
Honestly what's the big deal about legalizing prostitution? It's already legal in a lot of states like Germany, Canada, France...
States? Since when are any of those countries states?
+Leon Smith the word 'State' can refer to countries.
Cybermat47 I didn't know
+Kameratyp just because it's legal in other places doesn't make it right...
that's not legal in Canada
I like to think that Joel is making this man say all of these things and the poor guy is trying his best to explain all of it and awkwardly smiles hoping they buy it
41:40 I guess this game takes place in the Deus Ex universe now.
also i just now realized that the paper is called "The New Amsterdam Times". i know they're trying to avoid copyrights or whatever, but that's just fucking ridiculous.
17:19 I love how Ronney is just so happy that you keep talking about weed resulting in him looking better.
i remember watching this live
my computer lag and your hours of waiting to choose a name
it was murder
As I finished the stream, I clicked on another one, laughing hysterically at what I had witnessed moments earlier. As expected, an ad came up. It was a man with a bong, surrounded by hookers. Yellow comic sans text painted the screen, lighting my dark room. "PRESIDENT SMOKES WEED LOL".
15:49 Am I the only one who cracks up every time the guy listening just slowly turns his head back to everyone else when they're done talking? XDD
Serious time: I support legalized prostituation simple because I believe that everyone has the right to do their business, as long as everyone is there of their own free will.
Besides, it is a business that has existed since ancient ages, and you'd be wrong to think no one does it because they want to.
Luxai A lot of women don't want it to be legal because they think it's oppressing them because they seem to forget men can be prostitutes as well. That being said, I'm a woman and I agree.
Yeah, who else am I supposed to snort my coke off of?
Luxai i'm not very educated on the issue but i think legalizing it might make the practise more regulated and make it safer for the women who participate.
***** Uh, no, don't be stupid. Prostituation has existed as long as money and sex have, maybe even longer, WAY before anyone made it illegal. Rape, or forced copulation, happens anyways, and have since sex happened. As far as we know, the caveman way of having sex was pretty much rape by todays standards: clobber the "victim" on the head and take him/her in a cave.
legalizing prostitution would drive up the number of women who wants to do it as their job and strip organized crime of a huge source of income. If anything, it would make the world safer for women. Some people tend to moralize to the point of insanity over the whole thing, but the truth is that sex is a base desire and some men and women simply choose to make it their profession. Nobody should stop them from that sort of career choice.
It might also have the positive side effect of helping equality: women can choose their career paths as freely as men can.
***** Stop being stupid. Legalized prostitution harms absolutely nobody, because LEGALIZED means that prostitution as a business abides by the law.
Harm or death or denial of freedom to a person is against the law, and rightly so.
A person willingly selling sex to another person harms absoluetly nobody.
What the fuck, he unwittingly picks the racist candidate, changes his name to Hitler, and then puts Hulk Hogan as the poster a couple weeks before the scandal. WHAT
AverageO Joel is Swedish,how do you expect him to know that?
Welcome to contry that is not America
We have no idea what America even is.
Increasing funds for LGBT reduces your morality
yeah
Nathan Colombari yeah
yeah
Oof mama,
This game has fucking opinions.
@@HellishSpoon you broke the line, you monster!
Yeah
"I want the option for put children in cages"
This hasn't aged well...
why not
Ronney's face when he looks at Joel's guy speak on the debate.
It gets me every damn time.
47:31 11%? Florida loves Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man!
why is Ohama's hair so glittery
So Mr freedom Man What's your views on the War in Iraq?
Hemp Is a wonderful plant
Chew
Citrus This feels like a presidency.
Are you OK Romney? I am good.
Name: (you don't need to remember)
First name: Dio
Sex: yes please
Campaign slogan: get a feeling so complicated
Party Name: Duwang
yosie shiv shank I would vote for him.
Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man for President 2016
09:37- Don't know if anyone pointed this out yet, but that is actually a spot-on impression of Mr. Burns.
oh my god, I spent my most of my time here listening to your voice.
*Trump simulator 2015
kek
lel
Benyamin Goldberg, MD You don't like me ;-;
+Benyamin Goldberg, MD Anyone who's not white*
But big poster boards are banned in Hawaii...
ILLEGAL ADVERTISING
Marijuana is no more hazardous or dangerous than alcohol, if legalized. The federal government could save as much as $13 billion a year if it were to legalize marijuana. $6 billion alone would come from taxing marijuana like we do with alcohol. It's a much better solution.
45:47 The McDonalds candidate is so prestigious and close to his people that his even his name goes outside the bounds of the TV to reach the fellow citizenship.
The children in cages comment didn't age well huh?
What has America come to. What happened when I was gone.
"You gotta give em kisses so they give you a democratic rim job" I can 100% confirm this
Freedom Ch
For
President
I'm definitely putting Freedom Cheeseburger on the 2016 ballot.
It's the only choice that makes any sense.
The Gentlesaurian Velocidapper I believe you meant "Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man"
Why are both "Women" and "Abortion Issues" on the list of policies? Abortion being illegal is literally the only thing in our country's law that ACTUALLY oppresses women.
And also murders babies.
Abortion is legal in the United States.
Mirokyu There's also contraception distribution, wage gap, and a lack of accountability for sexual assault cases, though the first two are only common "issues."
wtfthisbanana Woah, are you serious? You're saying women aren't believed when they say they were raped? Then how come the mere ACCUSATION of rape will literally ruin your entire college career?
Yo, I wasn't really planning on getting into this kind of discussion here, nor will I. I'm just saying that, bullshit or not, they're still problems that are discussed at length. Not just abortion.
a vote for me is a vote for the devil - joel 2015
Europa Universalis is rad, grandpa cant handle the diplomatic tensions between european nations of the 14th century
joel, i dont give a fuck if you support the death penalty or not, so long as your not racist or homophobic, your all right.
Pretty much.
Nameless You're*
Chris Enzor yo'u'r'eee'rrrrr'you'reeeee*
Nameless I am not a nazi. I don't support Adolf Hitler, and if I do, it's for ironic's sake. Grammar is very important in life. Say you're getting a job at your favorite company. If your resume is like this:
"i am a person who whants a job pls give it 2 me," they won't hire you. However, if you used proper grammar and some common sense(more like rare sense considering that people today are stupid), you might get the job! I know that you're lazy and you see proper grammar as extra work, but I'm lazy, too. And I use proper grammar all the time, and I can type as fast as anyone who doesn't care about grammar. You probably see me as some douchebag who wants everyone to do what I say, but I'm not. I'm just some lunatic who wants everyone to do what I say, because what I say will(hopefully) help humans from getting any dumber. Like this paragraph that I made and you will probably not read because you're so fucking lazy. But if you read this, I hope I changed your view on grammar for the better. Although, this IS the Internet, and you can't change anyone's view on anything, so this was a huge waste of time. Good. I hate life and I want it to be over as soon as possible.
Nameless I know it's not an essay, but at least have some self-respect for how you type! One of the ways I judge how a person is is how they type. The worse their grammar and spelling, the more I hate them. I don't know why I do this, I guess it's one of the many human instincts telling me to be horrible to others. Humans are either stupid, greedy, or both.
this is gary johnson
The ending with Hulk literally fucking killed me.
Rick's been pulling the politilical pole
Hey I'm still waiting for a political war in the comments :|
GottaGoBoom Not happening on a Vinesauce stream, I hope.
Shiny Wobbuffet yeah this channel is too meme for that
but thank
I love your picture
Rio The Lion oh thankalot
Cybermat47 Joseph Stalin and Benito Mussolini are innocent as well.
Yay, under whatever club.....LEGALIZE WEED!!!!
My vote will forever go to the candidate who wants to deal with social issues the same way he deals with terrorists. "NUKE 'EM" 2016!
Holy crap, the end had me laughing so hard I actually started crying
Every face in those talking head things looks like they're trying their damnedest to hold back laughter. Well, except for whowasit Jack Orama? He just looks like someone slammed their car in his parking space after spitting in his coffee. Or an elitist, take your pick.
I also love how legalizing prostitution in the game is supposedly anti women and anti human rights. I mean legalizing it is problematic for other reasons aka why it’d be better to decriminalize it instead, but As if criminalizing women‘s use of their own bodies in ways they want to use it in is not more sexist and also infringing on human rights. Like, as someone who‘s really pro sex work, this just seems so funny to me how biased and dumb that game really is. Like, as if women‘s bodies are somehow the big no no when it comes to selling your body, time and effort for literally any other form of work isn‘t the same somehow. The ppl who criminalize sex work aren‘t pro women or pro human rights. They just wanna control women‘s bodies and let them know that their bodies are in the hands of the government instead of themselves wich is fundamentally sexist.
Oh sweet, another sex addicted idiot (but doesn’t engage in it, because he desperately needs to find a way to pay women to notice him) who has never researched the long term effects of sex work in society.
Believe it or not, it’s really not that great of a feeling to be used as a sex object for work, not even mentioning how it’s not a life long career, and you’re ruining your life in the long term.
But yeah, casually ignore all the women who have been there and seen the WHOLE ENTIRE CYCLE of sex work, and how destructive it is.
These women are literally manipulated and gaslighted into a life style that never truly is what they’re shown.
*Go outside and get the touch of a woman who loves you- and yes, that may mean putting down the porn and getting a relationship.*
"I really want like a...like a...gay leather club in town"-Jobles 2015
When you mentioned Dadcore games I fucking KNEW you'd say Europa Universalis.
I can't help it, Joel. It's just so fun.
Legalize 9/11.
Swedecuck plays election simulator and gives Sanders answers
No surprise there
+Joaco Ludzcanoff #thomasthetank2016
> America has the know-hows
oh cheeseburger man you're such a good politician
The president we need, but not the one we deserve.
This game's politics gave me cancer
What race is Donald Trump?
Fucker
Fernando Payares Orangutan/Human hybrid.
honorary lizardman
Fernando Payares reptilian fucklord
Fernando Payares Fat and sweaty.
Freedom Cheeseburger Man 2016
That McDonalds comment after the Robocop reference is perfect. Like my sweet black joystick.
Human rights declaration, article 23, section 1.
"Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment."
I.E, as long as prostitution as a business respects these rights, forbidding it by law would break human rights and thus be unlawful. JUST POINTING IT OUT, AMERICA.
Let's also look at the third article.
"Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable remuneration ensuring for himself and his family an existence worthy of human dignity, and supplemented, if necessary, by other means of social protection."
Sex does not defy human dignity. It simply CANNOT, otherwise we would lack legal means to reproduce.
So, what the fuck are you doing? The facts are right there, what's so hard to understand?
Bandicootfan63 And maybe sometimes pay for it if you haven't scored in a while.
We need cheeseburger freedom man more than ever
Still true
Mr Freedom Cheeseburger Man, what are your policies on global warming?
... You need a cheeseburger...
Kermit: God damnit Joel your grounded for a year!
>making fun of Europa Universalis
Joel has betrayed his fellow Swedes