The Distortionist Jam (The Distortionist x Space Jam Mashup)
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Original Song, Art and Characters by GHOST: • 【Yohioloid】 The Distor...
Hey remember when i did space jam mashups? :D yeah well i decided imma do more of those uwu lol i just got this idea while working on this concept for a distortionist remix i was making. anyway, hope ya appreciate this shitpost XD
You're making a wreck of a basketball court
And leaving a mess that makes me hurt
Fuck the mirrors think about yours truly
I'm stuck on the court cleaning duty
my favorite fucking comment so far good job
._.
Y E S
Yes
Yes
when the Distortionist wants to hit some mirrors but he also want to be funky
the distortionist is always funky and in style, even when smashin some fukin mirrors
Funky crispy boi
Funky mirror breaking distortionist
*Especially@@StardustLegend
*Who needs teams in basketball when you have 3 pairs of arms and a metal bat*
What bout wings bigger then humans?
RIGHT
hahaha opponent knees go crunch
"You gunna break my ankles? HAH! *crunch* try breaking my ankles without yours!"
@@sampletextowo6681 *starts spider crawling with his extra 2 pairs of arms*
“By smashing the knees of every other player”
*Im dying!*
Possibly the other players are too
the shitposts are evolving into bops oh my god
The fact that this exists is just so confusing, How does someone look at those two songs and goes "Oh those two would make a great mashup!" The inner machinations of your mind are an enigma
A ridiculously gay guy *milk spills*
"the inner machinations of your mind are an enigma"
is this a spongebob reference
@@TheRadElectric Yep
Ye s
But consider this: He was **RIGHT**
ALL the more frustrating, bewildering, and impressive.
Christopher can pull off some cool tricks with his 6 arms.
The other team would be wise to just let him win. The bat he holds isn’t the only thing that will hurt them if they piss him off...
They let him bring his bat on the court? Maybe the judges thought it was baseball.....inside.....on a basketball court.....huh
i never said he smashed their knees on court uwu
@@StardustLegend *_oh_*
@@StardustLegend "BY SMASHING IN THE KNEES OF EVERY OTHER COMPETITOR" Does that sound familiar?
*you prepare to play at the finals*
*you get there, seeing no players, just a bunch of random mirrors on the court placed around randomly*
*no one is in the stands besides more mirrors*
*out of the corner you see this bastard, 3 extra sets of arms* *welding a damn bat
And bashing your players knee caps*
*you have the ball and out of the corner of your eye, you see them- and your knee caps are no more*
BRUHH IT U AGAIN YEE
**NOT MY KNEECAPS-**
Me playing tennis after that one kid wont stop saying im adopted:
Bash his skull in like a mirror after singing creepily to him. That’ll show him.
An ultimate battle (and song) will begin!
your pfp fits well to this comment
My two moods vibeing while I'm having a mental break down
This is the greatest abomination ever created.
Looks like you slammed all the mirrors into pieces
Of course he can bring a bat, he’s reflecting light in a way that shows this is clearly a baseball game.
Person: so what music do you listen to?
Me: it’s complicated...
The space Distortionist jam
The Yakking Wakko
*The distorted jam*
The fact that this works so well genuinely horrifies me. What the hell-
Same
this song is pretty crispy
That drum beat with the distortionist is like lowkey sick wtf
them: the distortionist will never be ballin. it's not possible.
stardustlegend: YOUR HONOR, THE DISTORTIONIST IS FUCKEN BALLIN
I can see the Reese's Puffs Rap mixed with The Distortionist. Like, whenever Chris is singing, only the beat is mixed, but when he pauses for a while, the lyric come through as well. That'd be
*E P I C*
*F O R E S H A D O W I N G*
@@-alovelygaycat- You’re godamn right/ref
When you go to the NBA with a baseball bat
Referee: CHRISTOPHER you can't just shatter their knees with your bat!
Chris: nuh uh, their knees broke themselves
You my friend deserve a like this post is criminally underrated
He achieved everything he longed for in life, but not the thing he needed most:
A good chiropractic
Edit: you'd probably think he'd go for baseball but to each their own lol
It's space jam except the mirrors are broken and everyone cut themselves on the glass but denied it so they could score a 3 pointer
Jk, I really like the Mashup! Great job!
Dude, if Chris would start being real and play basketball, I would actually find it fun to watch basketball
He would make any sport 300% more enjoyable
"if he would start being real" that makes it sound like he can just start being real at any minute but he's just like too lazy to do it
@@lazardragicevic5096That sounds... quite worrisome I would say...
This is a great treat after accidentally smashing my thumb beetween the doorhinges AAAAAAAAAAA
F in the chat
F
F
"chris p will never be ballin"
christopher pierre:
I literally can't even comprehend how you would think of this
he UNTWISTS his spine and dunks from half the court away as his body grows twice is length
I tried to imagine Christopher actually playing basketball because of this and I just I fucking can’t oh my god-
wITH HIS BAT AND EVERYTHING-
11/6, like Skyrim with soup
I hope you understand stardust
i still don't >.>
I hate how this genuinely goes good together
This lives rent-free in my head 24/7 ever since I first heard it, pay up.
*N O*
sometimes GHOST's community confuses me, but man this is why i love being a part of it
I have a bad feeling about the people the basketball court. I think they’ll die from being hit by a bat
I’m sure he could do worse. He gives me old one vibes. He’s got much more power than a bat, surely
This is what my brain sounds like when I’m trying to fall asleep but I also drank 10 cups of coffee
get ghost in here
Remember kids! If you want to become a famous basketball player, just smash some mirrors.
As an avid lover of GHOST, I'm a fan
Crispy now just breaks the mirror's ankles.
Imagine playing basketball and a guy is about to dunk and he just U N T W I S T S
I’ve always heard “black and yellow” in Honey I’m Home and I think that would be a great remix lol
This would be perfect for, like, a serial killer who livestreams their kills on twitch and has a super hype following. or something.
This destroys me emotionally each time I watch it
*REESE’S PUFFS*
I'm feeling so guilty by actually liking this in a un-ironical way,, it hits well-
This needs to be played when Imy coffin is being lowered.
Holy f-
this sounds actually really good
Holy fart
You literally had no reason to do this, but you did anyway. And I congratulate you for that
Sometimes my mind sounds chaotic like this
I was originally just going to give this a quick listen, but actually? this slaps. i never would have expected a mashup of songs with such different tones to sound so good
I swear, Space Jam can be mashups with near damn near EVERYTHING!
This video haunts my every waking moment and the only way I will ever escape is the sweet release of death 😭
Who knew I would be listening to this at 7:50 PM at my grandma’s house on repeat
Just the sounds of sneaker squealing on the court then *Smaaaash!* and glass shattering onto the floor
“The backboard broke itself! I did NOT do anything.”
this is the most important video. the most. i will send it to everyone. EVERYONE.
This is somehow an amazing bop
Me: plays this the bois: dances with baseball bats
*_now i know why everything goes with space jam_*
This is fantastic how ftw
I have nightmares now *uwu*
This is my emotional support song
It slaps. Why does it slap
With Bro's Long Ass Distorted Back, He'd Have A Height Advantage On All The Other Players
I just discovered the distortionist a few days ago and it shows up here. Awsum
YEAH! dis is a legit BOP.
But hear me out tho
The chattering lack of common sense x sandstorm would hit hard as hell.
i like this very much
This is actually good though wtf
*Bust ya kneecaps, ooooo whoop-de-doo whoop-de-doo-ooo*
Smash the ribcage too~
im going through a phase of ghost songs and showed the distortionist to my friend, and now i want to send them this but its 2am
It made the song more fun
this may be old but it's still as good as ever and i love it so much still.
My GOD that beat drop
Now I’m imagining Crispy wearing a basketball uniform
WITH FOUR PAIRS OF ARMS-
this slaps so hard oh my god
IT WAS FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM OFFICAL MASHUP AND NOW THIS?!?! WHAT STUFF IS THIS FANDOM ON
THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
*this gave me an idea*
did it go anywhere chief
@@lazardragicevic5096 poorly. it went out poorly.
I don’t remember finding this a while back but man does it fucking slap
I want this to play at my funeral
Please stop playing god
*make me uwu*
This shouldn't go well together but it does.
Space jam goes with *everything*
StardustLegend yesssss
this is beautiful oh my god
Why is it so good?
Oh, right. It was made by you.
is that the other half of unus annus in this blessed cursed posed?
Chris be beating those mirrors in a basketball game, not gonna lie Chris is a bit too good at basketball it's scary.
How did I find this in my subscription feed?
It’s beautiful but
How?
This is so good
Why this is so random
Thank you StardustLegend, Very Cool!
what's with you and space jam?
Nice profile pic
@@StriderStarfall ty
This is truly a magnificent work of art. I love it.
i guess this hits 😰
I've been listening to this blursed video for 2 days. help-
*Shows up to a basketball game with a bat*
We need 10 hours of this
Trying to dance to 3:28 is like when you're having your picture taken by multiple people
- *breaks mirrors with basketball* -
I have many questions but I don't want any answer
Needs more reese's puffs