(Titanfall 2 Bonus Clip) Sex and Salt

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  • @dsim3281
    @dsim3281 7 років тому +904

    I fucked my cat and now I have a giant rash down the shaft of my dick and it hurts really bad. Can someone give some advice on what to do about it?

    • @Xhawk777
      @Xhawk777 7 років тому +42

      Dominic Simonetti lotion

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 7 років тому +293

      Dominic Simonetti fuck a dog it'll balance out

    • @Pokanika
      @Pokanika 7 років тому +15

      Dominic Simonetti Go to the nearest hospital/clinic and get it checked out

    • @shudoh9580
      @shudoh9580 7 років тому +73

      Make love to vaughny

    • @cheektarobreejo5156
      @cheektarobreejo5156 7 років тому +101

      Fuck the cat again.

  • @omegaxtrigun
    @omegaxtrigun 7 років тому +299

    "I have frequent flier miles with Bad Dragon."
    "They don't have an airline, you just have to have one in while you're on a plane."
    I nearly suffocated laughing.

    • @BackwardsPancake
      @BackwardsPancake 7 років тому +7

      The worst/best part is, it's not even all that out there as far as cross-promotion ideas go.
      Dragons do fly.

    • @mpx_primusx2044
      @mpx_primusx2044 4 роки тому +1

      Glad some people remember what Trigun was

  • @thechroniclesofcriss942
    @thechroniclesofcriss942 7 років тому +421

    I just realised, Vaughny is basically the Soviet Womble of Titanfall only without the subtitles.

  • @FoxyGamerS2
    @FoxyGamerS2 7 років тому +206

    I wanna have fun in Titanfall but this vaughny guy keeps kicking my ass

    • @user-ok2ou6wd8z
      @user-ok2ou6wd8z 7 років тому

      I have reason to think he's a sly bastard, making us believe he is good at this game. But what if he's a hacker?

    • @moncoeur6296
      @moncoeur6296 4 роки тому +1

      banasauce

  • @DevChancey
    @DevChancey 7 років тому +80

    spookers is that kid your mom would invite to your birthday party because he had no friends and she wanted to be nice

  • @tgmwright
    @tgmwright 7 років тому +167

    That guy has the girliest voice I've ever heard on the internet.

  • @Brendawgy2010
    @Brendawgy2010 7 років тому +145

    Oh no, now everyone knows about my ex gfs Duct tape fetish

    • @Smurfson
      @Smurfson 7 років тому +16

      Kriegmeyer it's okay I still love you

    • @jackchatterley9036
      @jackchatterley9036 7 років тому +4

      Smurfson electric ukulele playing sounded like a potato

    • @Smurfson
      @Smurfson 7 років тому +1

      qwerty 1929 Lol

  • @iQueGamingChannel
    @iQueGamingChannel 7 років тому +124

    I wish I was a girl so I could be friends with Vaughny.

  • @Emmerlynn
    @Emmerlynn 7 років тому +174

    first.
    also - Vaughny totally wanted his Reddit to be that beautiful. You're welcome.

    • @aaronslifka3453
      @aaronslifka3453 7 років тому +5

      Emmerlynn nobody cares if your first

    • @Emmerlynn
      @Emmerlynn 7 років тому +10

      =(

    • @MechanicalTy
      @MechanicalTy 7 років тому +2

      Emmerlynn 😂 rekt

    • @Smurfson
      @Smurfson 7 років тому +7

      Aaron Slifka be nice

    • @MechanicalTy
      @MechanicalTy 7 років тому +6

      Smurfson Lol this is UA-cam ya think people would give a shit about being nice. No offense.

  • @prophetOfsnake
    @prophetOfsnake 7 років тому +7

    > "at least I have good taste in anime"
    > says sword art online is a good anime
    > immediate crucifixion required

  • @skippythewonderchicken7511
    @skippythewonderchicken7511 7 років тому +61

    I was tilted just hearing the words Sword Art Online.

  • @Basket_2
    @Basket_2 7 років тому +50

    Make an "A G R E S S I V E S U S T A I N E D C O U N T E R F I R E" video pls

  • @Smurfson
    @Smurfson 7 років тому +64

    That ukulele though

    • @Scaiie
      @Scaiie 7 років тому +4

      That ukulele was fire

    • @Smurfson
      @Smurfson 7 років тому +5

      JustCallMeEnd3r aye

    • @CalmEnergy2125
      @CalmEnergy2125 7 років тому +3

      Smurfson spiciest ukelele I've ever heard

  • @wolfmirebacta8710
    @wolfmirebacta8710 7 років тому +11

    Wish I didn't know what bad dragon was... sadly I do

  • @MarvelousButter
    @MarvelousButter 4 роки тому +14

    6:45 We got 'em. Patient 0

  • @nicholasdelrossi3996
    @nicholasdelrossi3996 7 років тому +3

    Vauhgys videos are always a treat

  • @TH3SHUR1F
    @TH3SHUR1F 7 років тому +8

    0:11
    Ion: "What? What happened?"

  • @SneakyKlaws
    @SneakyKlaws 7 років тому +49

    That boomtown match was real close. We played again and barely squeaked out the win against you that time too. You got a mean ass ion. Good playin with ya 🅱️.

    • @Vaughny
      @Vaughny  7 років тому +49

      Yeah it was a good game but how much were you guys paying spookers to throw the match?

    • @thatguyyouhate3743
      @thatguyyouhate3743 7 років тому +17

      Vaughny probably the entirety of SAO on disc

  • @voxthesergal
    @voxthesergal 7 років тому +5

    Spookers: It's knot my fault I have good taste in anime.
    TAKE THE KNOT.

  • @EonHSD
    @EonHSD 5 років тому +11

    6:23 yoooo that caught me off guard

  • @zacmann4741
    @zacmann4741 7 років тому +5

    Scorch should be careful the last ppl walking around with fire kinda got a reputation.

  • @vinnyremark7213
    @vinnyremark7213 7 років тому +1

    I was just binge watching your vids. Love you

  • @whiteoutTM
    @whiteoutTM 2 роки тому +1

    making me yearly pilgrimage to the titanfall vids. i was all over titanfall at the same time; this gameplay is GAS!!
    edit: hotshot turning right slays me

  • @stichsings4172
    @stichsings4172 4 роки тому +1

    Vaugnhy over here talking about eating bats and shit in 2017 predicting the corona vrius

  • @elle3562
    @elle3562 7 років тому +2

    *pretending to be friendly only to betray them* "Omio, shindesu" *"NANI"*

  • @maelstrommonarch7350
    @maelstrommonarch7350 4 роки тому

    "Not my fault I have good taste in anime"
    *instantly starts gagging*

  • @1655zz
    @1655zz 6 років тому

    10:24 what’s funny about that is the fact that the Kraber is technically a higher caliber than the Hecate and lighter therefor making it more effective

  • @Pewkakee
    @Pewkakee 7 років тому +2

    Great vid Vaughny!!

  • @blackninja4492
    @blackninja4492 7 років тому

    This guys content is a benchmark to strive for

  • @jebjurinek8833
    @jebjurinek8833 7 років тому +2

    You can write it to make it a different thing instead of pilot killed. It's in the options I think I don't know.

  • @makarlock
    @makarlock 7 років тому +1

    "Good taste in anime"

  • @ryanleblanc5164
    @ryanleblanc5164 7 років тому

    What do you call a herd of desks?
    A classroom perhaps?

  • @bobafett2391
    @bobafett2391 7 років тому +1

    Our lord and saviour has provided food for the scrub family

  • @PrimevalCJ
    @PrimevalCJ 7 років тому +1

    That ending, I love "SAO" I'm just like Spookers.

  • @SirMemesLong
    @SirMemesLong Рік тому

    when phase shift had 2 charges. I feel old

  • @squeakygamer7050
    @squeakygamer7050 7 років тому +13

    IM SORRY VAUGHNY 9:15

  • @isbakernation
    @isbakernation 5 років тому +8

    Man what happened to Vaughny. I get all of his Titanfall 2 videos in my recommended but the stuff he puts out now is just depressing. He should really go back to titanfall

  • @the_festive_gentleman
    @the_festive_gentleman 7 років тому +1

    Btw. STI is a type of Subaru rally car.

  • @vertipop
    @vertipop 5 років тому

    i watched the entire sao movie, and yes i know i’m a year late, but i can confirm that kirito does in fact not die

  • @sampappas6934
    @sampappas6934 7 років тому

    This is my favourite video you've made so goddam funny dude holy shit

  • @joselmao6344
    @joselmao6344 6 років тому

    Is this where Vaughnt met Carpemon?
    Uber had him in a video using the same Northstar skin.

  • @jacobknudson8764
    @jacobknudson8764 7 років тому +1

    Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T

  • @mania1662
    @mania1662 7 років тому

    Aye I'm your best fan keep up the good work and keep in making vids I'm lovin them

  • @tristanmurray9180
    @tristanmurray9180 7 років тому

    I thought I was just watching titanfall2 when my favourite anime was called upon. YOU SPOILLED THE MOVIE FOR US CANADIANS WHERE IT IS NOT RELEASED YET!

  • @leanderbrough8517
    @leanderbrough8517 4 роки тому +1

    6:45 oh no

  • @lucasmosley9613
    @lucasmosley9613 4 роки тому

    The conversation about the guy who ate the bat 😳

  • @AceNicoli
    @AceNicoli 7 років тому +1

    Love the good taste in anime

  • @HeyLookItsEnder
    @HeyLookItsEnder 7 років тому

    _FREQUENT FLYER MILES WITH BAD DRAGON_

  • @isidrofuentes1
    @isidrofuentes1 7 років тому

    Back when phase shifts had two charges

  • @Beanpapac15
    @Beanpapac15 7 років тому +1

    srsly hoo is grill? I didn't know a foreman was willing to stay around you guys.

    • @Vaughny
      @Vaughny  7 років тому

      Emmerlyn from N&B Gaming

    • @Beanpapac15
      @Beanpapac15 7 років тому +1

      Vaughny your response time is better than my ping

    • @Emmerlynn
      @Emmerlynn 7 років тому +1

      Hey, that's meee!

  • @Qreamey
    @Qreamey 7 років тому

    Vaughny, I love these extra bonus clips :). I can't believe you managed to find a real life girl, seriously, I didn't think they existed. Still, continue being one of the gods of Titanfall 2, and keep pushing out great content!

  • @viperthe3rd242
    @viperthe3rd242 7 років тому

    2:42 the tick was being A S T H E T I C

  • @tossot4132
    @tossot4132 3 роки тому

    That aged well whit the Eating the head of a Bat

  • @AST_RA
    @AST_RA 7 років тому +1

    First half; "where's the salt this just seems like friendly banter
    Second half: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPOOKERS

  • @lemons2226
    @lemons2226 7 років тому

    Wait was it just me or were the clips just played over and over agian

  • @forestfiregames7463
    @forestfiregames7463 7 років тому

    Just got my appendix out so it hurts to laugh but I couldn't help it god please help me

  • @joshuabezuidenhout8362
    @joshuabezuidenhout8362 7 років тому

    For some reason Coffee's voice sounds a little like Caboose from RVB.

  • @samuellasater7636
    @samuellasater7636 7 років тому +1

    I could watch shit like this for hours.

  • @skylarbrown7470
    @skylarbrown7470 7 років тому

    I will say this I love the titanfall vids

  • @EliasProphet
    @EliasProphet 7 років тому

    Isnt "you no take candle" a Hearthstone reference?

  • @auroralee
    @auroralee 5 років тому

    Why did that Attrition match go to 500? Its 650 now am confused. Why did they change?

  • @pyschoticpyro4896
    @pyschoticpyro4896 4 роки тому

    Zodd the immortal huh? I swear I’ve seen that name before

  • @weirdchamp4601
    @weirdchamp4601 4 роки тому

    This is better than your regular videos lmao😂.

    • @weirdchamp4601
      @weirdchamp4601 4 роки тому

      I don’t mean that in a toxic way this video was just hilarious

  • @xhrebirth
    @xhrebirth 4 роки тому

    "He, bit the bats head off" hmmmmmmmmm >.>

  • @masonguyman3074
    @masonguyman3074 7 років тому +14

    OMG GRILL???

  • @voxthesergal
    @voxthesergal 6 років тому

    Bad Dragon Frequent Flier.
    Jesus. Christ. XD

  • @jakehunter7270
    @jakehunter7270 7 років тому

    When is the Vaughny diss track coming out?

  • @mints4359
    @mints4359 3 роки тому

    10:09 live footage of that one kid in school

  • @adrianmontane8057
    @adrianmontane8057 5 років тому

    Is this guy really talking about Sao...?

  • @giacomogiliberti2673
    @giacomogiliberti2673 7 років тому +1

    Will you ever do a dark souls or bb video?
    That would be memetastic

  • @krispycka
    @krispycka 4 роки тому

    WHO BIT OF THE HEAD OF A BAT LOOK WHAT WE ARE GOING THROUGH NOW BECAUSE OF YOU

  • @josephpraterjr2222
    @josephpraterjr2222 7 років тому

    Congratulations on your marage Vaughn. Why wasn't I invited to the wedding?

  • @jackfoulsham9926
    @jackfoulsham9926 7 років тому

    Aye my mans can anyone tell me if this game worth pickin up in Australia?

  • @themyth2732
    @themyth2732 7 років тому

    "It's not my fault I have good taste in anime."
    😤 Why

  • @celestialstarsilver
    @celestialstarsilver 7 років тому

    I'm favorite part of Sword art online is when Kirito dies. ;)

  • @EHerobrineE
    @EHerobrineE 7 років тому

    I take YOUR candle

  • @muffens5876
    @muffens5876 4 роки тому

    He’s who ate the bat

  • @Abu.faissal
    @Abu.faissal 7 років тому

    Yo Vaughn use "you say run" in the next video its a soundtrack from an anime that apparently works on every single video. btw love your videos man

  • @renzo1145
    @renzo1145 7 років тому

    I still have the feeling titanfall (1) was much better

  • @Ja_ck00
    @Ja_ck00 7 років тому +6

    "Good taste in animé" There is no such thing, in this universe or any other.

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 6 років тому

      Only Jojo. But that can be considered an adaptation of The Bible

  • @flaccid_ttv7379
    @flaccid_ttv7379 6 років тому

    Someone please explain how he has the Softball (primary) and the Mozambique (Primary) in 1 loadout?

    • @JaysizzoLOGE
      @JaysizzoLOGE 6 років тому

      Taehkin the mozambique was a secondary at the time that he made the video, same with the wingman elite

  • @iamatripod3461
    @iamatripod3461 7 років тому +1

    Kirito dies.

  • @ratchex
    @ratchex 7 років тому

    Sp00kers the legend

  • @afrodrakonling
    @afrodrakonling 7 років тому

    More of these perfections

  • @aeaugh9171
    @aeaugh9171 7 років тому

    Do a gunrunner montage and put the memeiest and best fitting music in the back.

    • @aeaugh9171
      @aeaugh9171 7 років тому

      Why tf did I say that? There are better memes to be made.

  • @the3dv1rus59
    @the3dv1rus59 7 років тому

    Use the hemlock and hipfire only

  • @somedumbguy1756
    @somedumbguy1756 7 років тому +2

    Did vaughny get a girl?! Finally!!

  • @egg_receptacle
    @egg_receptacle 7 років тому

    Just have to say Vaughny your videos are fucking great. Wish i could join you on a match one day. Can't wait to see what you've got in the future.

  • @samstone9492
    @samstone9492 7 років тому

    Vorny my dad

  • @0mw
    @0mw 4 роки тому

    👨🏻‍🦼Ready for titanfall

  • @iamatripod3461
    @iamatripod3461 7 років тому

    vaughny? funny?
    yea both! lol

  • @jry3749
    @jry3749 7 років тому

    GRILL

  • @AnnieIsFine
    @AnnieIsFine 3 роки тому

    Funniest part was the SAO section cause it’s true that anime is literally a dumpster fire that can’t even keep anyone warm

  • @TroikaTV1
    @TroikaTV1 7 років тому

    'bout how many players does tf2 have right now?

    • @dradamov
      @dradamov 7 років тому +2

      Respawn said that we broke 1mil across all platforms as of now, each month the player base grows.

    • @butthole2841
      @butthole2841 3 роки тому

      :(

  • @hereticnep394
    @hereticnep394 7 років тому

    So what anime were they talking about near the end?

    • @Deadbones3421
      @Deadbones3421 7 років тому

      Heretic Nep sword art online (SAO)

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 7 років тому

      ryrytinney3 Didnt season 2 ditch the swords in favor of guns

  • @KNlF3
    @KNlF3 4 роки тому

    6:45 *HOLD UP*

  • @helixlord0562
    @helixlord0562 7 років тому

    10:56 because it's an opinion on SAO

  • @mr.cheezy7893
    @mr.cheezy7893 5 років тому

    What is the skin to ur ion

  • @soap6333
    @soap6333 4 роки тому

    Yes baby fingers

  • @jacobperry7040
    @jacobperry7040 7 років тому

    Silenced Mozambique, grav star, & AT sentry only challenge. No Balls. :3