Jordan Temple Reveals the Shocking Truth About Goofy’s Wife

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
    @YouHadMeAtMoonPie 8 місяців тому +57

    The hats make them look like a box of funny funny crayons

  • @tjg121389
    @tjg121389 8 місяців тому +142

    I love how PFT magically dons a beanie from here on out, and no one noticed when he put it on.

    • @Chief_Tyrol_
      @Chief_Tyrol_ 8 місяців тому +5

      Free gift from his crack dealer. Uber shows up whenever they feel like it.

    • @a_little_nonsense
      @a_little_nonsense 8 місяців тому +23

      "Pay attention, that's what allyship looks like!"

    • @allein1001
      @allein1001 8 місяців тому +14

      Kinda makes him look like a garden gnome…😊

    • @nicholasmain
      @nicholasmain 8 місяців тому +5

      He got it from Hats in the Belfry

    • @HasekDaScudaDoodle
      @HasekDaScudaDoodle 8 місяців тому +2

      He also magically gets it between the first and second crane shot

  • @RAW_Reality
    @RAW_Reality 8 місяців тому +65

    Speaking of cartoons, there could absolutely be a long winded conversation about which of Snow White's 7 little friends Paul looks like most at various moments throughout this clip.

  • @Purzius
    @Purzius 8 місяців тому +42

    Bless Paul, he's such a delight!

  • @gunnarcolleen2400
    @gunnarcolleen2400 8 місяців тому +17

    This show is really the best thing to happen to late night comedy in a long time

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall 8 місяців тому +81

    Rules?! When did THAT happen?!

    • @danielredding9205
      @danielredding9205 8 місяців тому +6

      Right?!

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 місяці тому +2

      Happened right in that moment. On thursdays if you're wearing a purple beanie, I cant give you points, I'm so sorry.
      When you're an autocrat you get to make up any rules you want. like Calvinball, but only one rule-caller. Its what Project 2025 is based on. wait a year and you'll understand.

  • @carynw2625
    @carynw2625 8 місяців тому +36

    "It's pancreatic cancer season" 😂

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ 8 місяців тому +16

    PFT’s bowtie pasta joke went right over Taylor’s head 🤣🤣

    • @Zembo177
      @Zembo177 2 місяці тому

      Mine too, sadly.

  • @IrvSauce
    @IrvSauce 7 місяців тому +3

    Broooo this show is hitting it's stride. It's gotten so unbelievably good. I look forward to it every weeknight, that 2 week break they just took was painful

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship 8 місяців тому +20

    That floating rectangle over Taylor's shoulder still got me shook

  • @alexsheppard-reid7134
    @alexsheppard-reid7134 8 місяців тому +9

    1:18, Taylor laughs to the tune of Jingle Bells

  • @Vagajammer
    @Vagajammer 8 місяців тому +64

    For those who didn't google, it's farfalle, or "bow tie" pasta

    • @lisapardini9790
      @lisapardini9790 8 місяців тому +5

      Farfalle translates to “butterfly” in Italian. Just an FYI. And how could no one mention penne or fusilli?

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer 8 місяців тому +2

      @@lisapardini9790Why would you mention that penne ante pasta?

    • @whollypotatoes
      @whollypotatoes 8 місяців тому +8

      He was pointing to his bowtie the whole time

    • @jbuster9
      @jbuster9 8 місяців тому +1

      I fucks with bucatini

  • @NerfThisBoardGames
    @NerfThisBoardGames 8 місяців тому +45

    Breaking taylor should still be worth 300-1k points

  • @JesgateOnDown
    @JesgateOnDown 8 місяців тому +66

    Paul's never not funny

    • @neatodevito
      @neatodevito 8 місяців тому +4

      No, I think Pardo is Never Not Funny

  • @danielredding9205
    @danielredding9205 8 місяців тому +9

    One of the funniest segments yet!! 😂 I burst out laughing more than I can remember. Great set.

  • @sharonfieldstone
    @sharonfieldstone 8 місяців тому +8

    Taylor's laugh is so cute

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 8 місяців тому +14

    Hey Paul, CBS has to pay for all those points, so Taylor has a corporate responsibility to not hit throw them out

  • @blah2225
    @blah2225 8 місяців тому +10

    Jordan is great, hope he returns

  • @pianoface
    @pianoface 8 місяців тому +5

    I love how unhinged this is 😂

  • @artlesscalamity
    @artlesscalamity 6 місяців тому +3

    Paul deserved points for polyamorous Odd Parents

  • @shawnowen29
    @shawnowen29 8 місяців тому +9

    I watch this more to hear Taylor crack up.

  • @bootska
    @bootska 8 місяців тому +5

    This week has been great.

  • @kevstubeification
    @kevstubeification 8 місяців тому +26

    They must’ve told Taylor to slow down on the repeated point awarding. To me, it’s hilarious to see people’s points spike by surprise.

    • @frj3289
      @frj3289 8 місяців тому +3

      They film a lot more gameplay than what actually makes it to air.

    • @Jim674the18
      @Jim674the18 4 місяці тому +2

      CBS has to pay for those points. They don't have the budget just to be handing it out everytime she cracks

  • @DOSkywalkR
    @DOSkywalkR 8 місяців тому +9

    A sleepover with Goofy and Mr Peanutbutter - that would've made a great crossover episode! 🐴

  • @mirasbrush4607
    @mirasbrush4607 8 місяців тому +13

    Paul and Tom Kenny got their start on the same damn show. I know it's not an interesting fact, or relevant, but dammit, if I was in Paul's position, I don't know if I could stop myself from blurting that extremely boring fact. I guess that's why he's a professional comedian and I'm an insufferable asshole.

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs 8 місяців тому +1

    All: "The projects we are plugging are excellent."
    Jordan: "I lived in the..."
    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Greggerization
    @Greggerization 8 місяців тому +5

    Mickey putting a hit out on Goofy's wife explains the true story for why in the Goofy movie we only see Goofy and Max.

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 8 місяців тому +9

    07:17 Goofy had a wife in the early cartoons named Penny Geef. In the later Goofy short features you never see her face.
    Goofy is named George Geef in the short features and his redheaded son George is nicknamed Junior.

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 7 місяців тому +1

    Paul F Tompkins went from being a cute grandpa who used to be a magician in the 70s to an adorable elf or graden gnome with the angle that beanie is poking up on top. I love him.

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 8 місяців тому +3

    6:50 My Left Ear: Hello Taylor's voice!

  • @maryjanerx
    @maryjanerx 8 місяців тому +9

    It did not get past the censors

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 8 місяців тому +1

    Honestly can't hear Paul saying anything without thinking of Mr Peanutbutter, especially the Goofy bit 😂

  • @corybaldwin1168
    @corybaldwin1168 8 місяців тому +1

    PFT literally named my top 3 pastas.

  • @badandylaoc
    @badandylaoc 8 місяців тому +1

    "Pasta Shaped Like Neckwear" is trending search all of a sudden

  • @WillClemmons
    @WillClemmons Місяць тому

    7:45 I remember when After Midnight had rules...

  • @Mobri
    @Mobri 4 місяці тому +1

    If I hadn't spent all of my money on chemotherapy I would buy cable just to watch this show.
    Good news is that every show I love and DO watch gets cancelled. Congrats on season 2!

  • @v.958
    @v.958 8 місяців тому

    I loved Reggie's talk show comment

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 8 місяців тому +8

    Did they Taylor to stop giving points for randomly assigning points? Cause tbh I loved that I thought it was hilarious

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 8 місяців тому

      I like it this way. Beg for your points, panelists! Earn them!

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc 4 місяці тому

    3:40 Taylor's true frustrated second grade teacher self coming out there.. not frightening at all.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 місяці тому

      only when its all men. no agenda there!

  • @grelgen
    @grelgen 8 місяців тому +1

    6:49 I woulda said "he's all bent out of shape"

  • @traditionalnative
    @traditionalnative 7 місяців тому +1

    Bugs bunny has done some insanely racist shit. There's one time off the top of my head where he killed "injuns" and marked it with a tally while singing "one little, two little, three little injuns" (which is what that song originally meant btw)

  • @udadni
    @udadni 8 місяців тому +4

    Can we make it a rule that you have to have Paul on at least once a month?

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 8 місяців тому +8

    But in that graphic, the chart starts about halfway up SpongeBob so he’s really like 8’ tall. Never sleep again kids!

    • @JeighNeither
      @JeighNeither 8 місяців тому

      Lol, that's not how height charts work haha, they just don't put the lower numbers because nobody's 2 ft tall.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 8 місяців тому

      @@JeighNeither it started at 1 though..?

  • @prmac3071
    @prmac3071 6 місяців тому +1

    Is it just me or does PFT look like Gargamel from the Smurfs?

  • @NerfThisBoardGames
    @NerfThisBoardGames 8 місяців тому +1

    I soooo love the couch

  • @williamiwells
    @williamiwells 8 місяців тому +4

    Makes sense about Goof Troop then. Goofy has a son. Goofy a widower?

  • @GuiltyOne438
    @GuiltyOne438 8 місяців тому +1

    The thing is, I immediately knew Paul was talking about Farfalle, and I'm not sure if that's bad or not.

  • @kingcardbeard1471
    @kingcardbeard1471 8 місяців тому +1

    Why did Mickey Divorce Minnie? She was F'n Goofy!

  • @sasanach8
    @sasanach8 8 місяців тому +1

    Farfalle pasta is shaped like neckwear bowties

  • @henxinggan
    @henxinggan 8 місяців тому +1

    What happened to Goofy's wife?
    She got tired of his antics and left his goofy ass.

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall 8 місяців тому +4

    Bowtie Pasta = Farfalle

    • @DaveInPA2010
      @DaveInPA2010 8 місяців тому

      I was personally holding out that he would say cavatelli

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows 8 місяців тому +1

      It was so cute that he was actually wearing a bowtie & pretended not to remember what it's called

  • @TheTheoTherone
    @TheTheoTherone 8 місяців тому

    Please tell me someone said: (something something...(
    "...she was F-ing Goofy!"
    It just makes sense!

  • @teelites
    @teelites 8 місяців тому +1

    Farfalle!!!!! 🎉

  • @rage_of_aquarius
    @rage_of_aquarius 8 місяців тому +1

    Uh, Goofy's wife is Claribelle the cow!

  • @davidt3956
    @davidt3956 8 місяців тому

    "No, Mickey, I didn't say Minnie is crazy. I said she's fucking Goofy."

  • @gweebara
    @gweebara 8 місяців тому

    (Micky speaking to the divorce judge)🐭 haha noo your honor I didn't say my wife was crazy I said she's f****** goofy

  • @CountryLongboarding
    @CountryLongboarding 8 місяців тому +2

    TINY DESK IS THE BEST!!!!!!

  • @jonathon5075
    @jonathon5075 5 місяців тому

    Lol

  • @firerun777
    @firerun777 8 місяців тому

    7:10 Goofy's wife is Clarabelle

  • @noahwolfe7071
    @noahwolfe7071 8 місяців тому

    Three dwarfs

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan 8 місяців тому +2

    Clippy got murdered. It was on wait wait don't tell me

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 8 місяців тому

      Clippy died on the way back to his home planet.

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan 8 місяців тому

      @@AdrianColley ua-cam.com/video/jZ4b6bp4k1s/v-deo.htmlsi=iSdTfh4lJG79Q0Un

  • @dianewilliams1125
    @dianewilliams1125 8 місяців тому

    Bowtie!😅😅😅

  • @TakeMeToYourLida
    @TakeMeToYourLida 6 місяців тому

    Is this what brainwashing looks like? 😂

  • @nathanbinford5715
    @nathanbinford5715 8 місяців тому +1

    Uhh i do believe there would be a revolt if Taylor was fired.

  • @gnome_de_guerre
    @gnome_de_guerre 8 місяців тому +3

    Give her a lil taste of power and all of a sudden she is a fascist about "rules".
    😂

    • @gnome_de_guerre
      @gnome_de_guerre 8 місяців тому +1

      We must have order! This is not a laughing matter... oh damn.

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 8 місяців тому

    cmon people! we cant just give out points willy nelly! we live in a society!

  • @wiredforstereo
    @wiredforstereo 8 місяців тому

    Hey, its playing in order today, what magic is this?

  • @angrysaltycroutan3262
    @angrysaltycroutan3262 8 місяців тому

    Have you seen how Goofy drives? She for sure died in a car accident.

  • @justaguy12345
    @justaguy12345 8 місяців тому

    I thought Goofy's wife was Clarabelle Cow. My ignorance, it is embarassing.

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 8 місяців тому

      I thought she was married to Horace Horsecollar.

  • @LightsOfElberfeld
    @LightsOfElberfeld 8 місяців тому

    more like 8ft. That scale started at his waist.

  • @iamangryindeed
    @iamangryindeed 4 місяці тому

    Jordan is hottt 🌶️🌶️🌶️

  • @DavidBauer38
    @DavidBauer38 7 місяців тому

    #JimmyChews

  • @zodjenkins2595
    @zodjenkins2595 8 місяців тому

    @m 🤭😆

  • @bananascoaster1243
    @bananascoaster1243 8 місяців тому

    The doctor told him it's Sir Osis of the Liver

  • @TheYorkRose
    @TheYorkRose 8 місяців тому +2

    OK but are the fairly oddparents the fairy godparents or are they the actual parents who tbf are fairly odd, like the pun works either way but I don't think it's ever explained on the show

    • @kate_6436
      @kate_6436 8 місяців тому +4

      They’re fairy godparents who are fairly odd

    • @TheYorkRose
      @TheYorkRose 8 місяців тому

      @kate_6436 I get that, but are they fairly odd *parents*? No. So the pun works but surely it can't describe them in totality lol 😜

  • @JoellePretty
    @JoellePretty 8 місяців тому +1

    Are ALL the writers dudes???