i have been watching yall for a couple of days now (came from tiktok). this is the hardest i have laughed from any of your podcast. when James said he would wrap his legs around the man before getting dropped and ask him “why 5 months?”, i literally could not breathe. 😭
When my son was around 12 he asked me how antiperspirant worked. I told him that deodorants blocked the sweat glands & he peed it out. Forgot all about it until he called me mad af saying his friends made fun of him. I said "college be like that." 😂😂😂
Also my girls child was pissed when she found out in grade 10 that those were cotton fields, not marshmallow plants. Mom privilege to fuq with your kids.
With the fan dilemma maybe she had a bad experience with foreplay. A lot of girls who don’t like foreplay had a bad experience with it and just never bothered to try it again.
Favourite part of this was the UFC breakdown, love the fact that James is super into UFC. Hard to find that many fans lol and omg Strickland got slept and sent to the gulag 😂
James there’s birds in the sky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m with you guys on leave the wild animals alone I’m from South Africa/Zimbabwe I’ve not done safari, bungie jump or white water rafting I don’t even like going to the zoo I am not Adam that I must live among the wild things 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
•Advice: Maybe she isn’t much of sexual person, or maybe she actually doesn’t love him like he think she does…? Or she just isn’t that into him sexually… but defo an open straight up convo. • Meg the Stallion! Yaaaassss! Love her, and all men who claim women like Meg are either men in drag or trans - are not only bigots they are intimidated coz as you say they have NO IDEA what to with her, and know she would never bother with them. •As for the Skanky McSket at the gas ⛽️ station. There is NOTHING ok with that. She is 🤢🤢🤢!
I agree. It’s possible she dislikes sex, but I feel she may have experienced trauma around sex before. I think she has feelings for him and actually having sex with him is her compromise even though she doesn’t enjoy it she’s going there for him…maybe. Nobody can read minds so communication with no judgement is necessary here. Gas station girl, poor etiquette man! I’m not judging, but I’m judging…😜
@@dianedavid3052 yeah that’s what I was thinking, there has to be some trauma there. Poor woman probably doesn’t feel comfortable, he definitely needs to have an open conversation with her about it. Honestly I can relate, she just has to feel comfortable enough to open up. AND WHO DOESNT LOVE MEG LIKE WOOOW SHES SO FINE!!! I get heart eyes every time I think about her tbfh!
I need to stop watching while am at the gym just nearly got launched of the treadmill from laughing so loud and forgetting to keep walking for a second 🤣 role play of the lie he told for why he doesn’t drive killed me 🤣
Rewatching this one is jookkeessss😂😂 was watchin some & this one just came on but raa bro this feels like yesterday listening to this fr , big up the pod boys , quality to see how far you’ve come from day ! Rate the hustle & big respect to the boys 👊🏼
I am so excited for this episode. I just started it but I’m so happy. I have a torn rotator cuff, I had the day from hell at work and I needed the laughs I know I’m about to have. Thank you James and Fuhad, if you see this!!
For that first dilemma, why don’t men first TALK to their partner. It is VERY rare for a woman not to need foreplay, so it may be because she had bad experiences. It your job to understand what she needs just like she should want to know what you need. If EVERYTHING else is on point in the relationship, then communication is KEY. Don’t sabotage yourself by not talking about it.
What if one of those cats spreads their scent on the cage while everyone is in the cage? That being said, it's no different than those who cage dive with sharks.
I feel fuhad !!! I had no christmas, no east eggs, no tooth fairy, no sleep overs, no birthdays, no pocket money but even i had icecream from the icecream van! Hahaha
Even in this deep deep africa we have our own version of the toothfairy. And if you didn't do the little tooth fairy ritual they'd say it wouldn't grow back. For interest: we call the tooth fairy "Hloyile" or "Nhloyile" (Zulu) and you put the tooth in a shoe night before. You show up in the morning and your tooth and some money would be in the shoe. You then take the tooth and go outside and ask Hloyile to take your old tooth and give you a new one and throw the tooth backwards through your legs. There must have been bare teeth in that garden😭
Fuhad not growing up with the tooth fairy and James being flabbergasted is my favourite thing about some of their differences in upbringing😂😂. What African person, who is black, grew up with the tooth fairy?
As a South African the Kruger park is really nice. You can go on game drives or drive in your own car. super cool. But that flat tyre thing reminds me when we got 2 flat tyres in Kruger and after like 45 minutes we finally got help. About 5/10 minutes after we drove off we saw lions on the road headed towards were we were stuck. lol
Volk fights out of the same gym as Izzy, "City kickboxing". Those boys are cold. Eugene is one of the best striking coaches in the business, no question.
22:30 people would've said the same thing to bisping first time he fought rockhold... Holloway is legendary man was champ for time anyway he got nothing to prove
Starting a petition to bring back James in his hoochie daddy shorts
YES
Yes to the hoochie daddy shorts!!!
Please & Thank you!
Signed! 😂
I'm a whole ass lesbian and still voting yes for the shorts 🤣🤣
It was the " Baby stop" from James that got me 😭😭
Lmaoo I rewinded it 3 times 😂😂😂
the way I forgot he was saying it to admit to cheating bc the care in his voice was tooooo sweet 😩😭
Fuhad listening to James talking about UFC is like when you’re trying to talk to your Mrs about football
Or when Fuhad is talking about football to James
I skipped most of that part
I need to hear Fuhad’s Nigerian accent more 🤣🤣
Haha same here!!....does James have any accent?
Me in America thinking... Everybody on here got an accent. 🤣
@@shakwon619 Same here. They both have accents
Hahaha me in good ol USA 😅 love their British accents 😂
Frfr 😂😂😂😂😂
U two made me BINGE UR PODS. Ur now my highlight of my day
i have been watching yall for a couple of days now (came from tiktok). this is the hardest i have laughed from any of your podcast. when James said he would wrap his legs around the man before getting dropped and ask him “why 5 months?”, i literally could not breathe. 😭
Why 5... I hollllertt!
7:03 nah James getting pissed about these animals has me DEAD lmaoooo
"It doesn't matter to me.... SIR" 😂😂😂
"Whoever falls out falls out." That mental Image of that outsourced truck speeding off with somebody clinging to the swinging door...
Someone please tell James that it’s mid July
We are still waiting to see the 6 pack😭
HAHAHAHA 100%
I want to see body!!!
Best thing about SNG is the part at the bottom that lets me move all the way past the fight talk to get to the fun stuff. 😂😂😂
Thanks for this info 🙌🏾
Thank you!😂
Literally! me: ooooop, they talkin fight/anime/show i don't watch/football.... happily maneuvers to bottom to find next segment
That's EXACTLY what I did 🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad looked like he wanted to do that as well 😂
“I’ve been a grown man since year 7, we don’t dilly dally with deez childish tings” ☠️
When my son was around 12 he asked me how antiperspirant worked. I told him that deodorants blocked the sweat glands & he peed it out. Forgot all about it until he called me mad af saying his friends made fun of him. I said "college be like that." 😂😂😂
Also my girls child was pissed when she found out in grade 10 that those were cotton fields, not marshmallow plants.
Mom privilege to fuq with your kids.
LOL ffs why lie rather than just say you don't know so he could go and look it up instead
i dont think ive cackled this hard in my life literal tearrrsss
HAHAHAHHAHAHA PLSSS
" Its the salsa dance ting again" 🤣 FINISHEDDDDDDDD
absolutely in love with this pod, I've binged over 50 eps in the last month, gonna have to get patreon real soon to binge them ones too
Np lie I need to do it as a get the chance I'm gonna do it
You have no idea what you're missing. 😂
@@F41LUR3 sheesh don't don't gotta tell me twice 🤣
The way Fuhad enunciated every P in UP UP UP had me weak for some reason🤣🤣🤣
It pops 😂
With the fan dilemma maybe she had a bad experience with foreplay. A lot of girls who don’t like foreplay had a bad experience with it and just never bothered to try it again.
@@jl9480 Exactly !!! Although it's a normal thing to engage in, it could go wrong very quickly.
This podcast kills me bro😭😭😭 1:02:59
James and fuhads laugh is everything
The storytelling even more so
The roleplay
UNBEATABLE
“ID SCREAM”😭😭😭JAMES
Favourite part of this was the UFC breakdown, love the fact that James is super into UFC. Hard to find that many fans lol and omg Strickland got slept and sent to the gulag 😂
Love how subtle James is with telling us he has the big ting 😂😂🤤👌🏽
My ears perk up EVERY TIME 👀👀👀👂🏾👂🏾👂🏾
Gotta love a man who's cocksure of himself 😏🫣
All the time
He's not that subtle. He's forever going on about how daddy's hung low. 🤭🤭🤭
@@moimeself1088that😂😂😂
James with the “I ain’t got no knees “ got me cryinggggggg
Binge watching these vids are making me feel a lot better about dating in my 30s 🤷🏽♀️
I I
I’m here Tuesday morning🤦🏾♀️ don’t judge me Monday had me in headlock 😂 walking to work thanks for the laughs and company along the way ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾😂
James there’s birds in the sky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m with you guys on leave the wild animals alone I’m from South Africa/Zimbabwe I’ve not done safari, bungie jump or white water rafting I don’t even like going to the zoo I am not Adam that I must live among the wild things 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t know why i thought it was smart to eat and drink during this podcast I almost spit up my tea 😭😭😭😭
Mistakes were made 😂😂😂
ohhh I made that mistake. n honestly I have an ugly laugh, n I kept on choking 😂😂
@@ndu3866 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
When I got to “wide and slide” my drink nearly came out my nose😂
Yh I learnt the hard way too😂😂😂
Just refreshed my page for the 3rd time! The lord said let there be Shxts begin!!😂😂
“Run me a Baby-wipe and cuddle me”….🤣🤣🤣
The whole time James is all about the tooth fairy and how Fuhad has been robbed all I’m thinking is “teeth time.” LMFAOOOO 😬😬😬
Fuhads mom was like “Tooth Fairy Ko, Fairy tooth ni!” Haha
“It was a fight!” I love hearing James say those words.
•Advice: Maybe she isn’t much of sexual person, or maybe she actually doesn’t love him like he think she does…? Or she just isn’t that into him sexually… but defo an open straight up convo.
• Meg the Stallion! Yaaaassss! Love her, and all men who claim women like Meg are either men in drag or trans - are not only bigots they are intimidated coz as you say they have NO IDEA what to with her, and know she would never bother with them.
•As for the Skanky McSket at the gas ⛽️ station. There is NOTHING ok with that. She is 🤢🤢🤢!
I agree. It’s possible she dislikes sex, but I feel she may have experienced trauma around sex before. I think she has feelings for him and actually having sex with him is her compromise even though she doesn’t enjoy it she’s going there for him…maybe. Nobody can read minds so communication with no judgement is necessary here.
Gas station girl, poor etiquette man! I’m not judging, but I’m judging…😜
@@dianedavid3052 yeah that’s what I was thinking, there has to be some trauma there. Poor woman probably doesn’t feel comfortable, he definitely needs to have an open conversation with her about it. Honestly I can relate, she just has to feel comfortable enough to open up.
AND WHO DOESNT LOVE MEG LIKE WOOOW SHES SO FINE!!! I get heart eyes every time I think about her tbfh!
I need to stop watching while am at the gym just nearly got launched of the treadmill from laughing so loud and forgetting to keep walking for a second 🤣 role play of the lie he told for why he doesn’t drive killed me 🤣
Not off the treadmill 😭😭 Yoo
Rewatching this one is jookkeessss😂😂 was watchin some & this one just came on but raa bro this feels like yesterday listening to this fr , big up the pod boys , quality to see how far you’ve come from day ! Rate the hustle & big respect to the boys 👊🏼
Love Fuhad’s outfit. That green and black is doing the damn thing!❤
I am Kenyan and we have the best Safari experience ever. Very experienced guides and drivers too. Consider it.
I’ve been binge watching these for a few weeks now and it’s like finding an Easter egg hearing Fuhad talk about this emoji 💃🏼🤣
The reverse cowgirl thing, thanks for the info 😂😂
1:08:15 The ice cream thing hit hard cuz this was actually me 😂😂
The way Fuhad looked at the mic stand when the mic dropped off 😂
"Don't say things you can't take back" 😂🤣😂
I am so excited for this episode. I just started it but I’m so happy. I have a torn rotator cuff, I had the day from hell at work and I needed the laughs I know I’m about to have. Thank you James and Fuhad, if you see this!!
i hope u feel better now! 💚
@@kaeleuu I do feel a little bit better now, thank you❤️
@@jessicadeguara6411 glad to hear that!!! wishing u a speedy recovery
@@kaeleuu Thank you!! I appreciate that a lot!
Need more UFC chat for sure! Love the content boys.
47:57 James is a MENACE‼️
Literally love your podcast! I listen to it all the time. When I’m down you guys lift me back up! Hilarious hilarious thank you guys for doing this.
Same! Sending you all the good energy!
Come to Kenya, definitely a bucket list thing! super safe(don't get close to the hippos 😂😂) you'll love it!!!
I have to listen your podcast before I go to sleep and while I'm showering. Love it 👏
what's killing me is the man saying his not gonna walk for 5 months 🤣🤣🤣 and Fuhad saying he would scream cause same
Everytime James talks about arching his back 🤣🤣😭😂😭😭🤣
This is the most I’ve ever laughed at an episode… this one was JUICY 😂
My man James is just there exposing himself IM CRYING💀🙌🏾
James is so good at UFC recaps!
It's interesting watching this after watching UFC 281 and Periera winning the belt from Izzy!
“If I was in his shoes I would…… cheat” nah I CACKLED
“Have you ever heard of the reverse soo?”
“NO”
“wait what?”
😂😂😂😂
Watching from Botswana 🇧🇼😌😍 recently became a fan totally love this podcast
That fan dilemma she needs to explore herself, everyone needs to explore their body and know what they like 👍 👌
No drinking, public intoxication ? 🤣 Nah South Africans let's sit this one out🇿🇦🍻
Watching this with my 4 year old sitting beside me praying he ain’t paying attention the the tooth fairy part 🤣🤣
“Why five??!” 😂😂😂Even with his life on the line, James needed understanding of that random ass number
For that first dilemma, why don’t men first TALK to their partner. It is VERY rare for a woman not to need foreplay, so it may be because she had bad experiences. It your job to understand what she needs just like she should want to know what you need. If EVERYTHING else is on point in the relationship, then communication is KEY. Don’t sabotage yourself by not talking about it.
Men have a bad habit about going into the oven before it’s pre heated I don’t think men get that getting wet isn’t the same as getting hard 😂
The sports talk has me lost. I’ll still listen, but I’m like…. huh 😵💫
Love the energy tho 😂
It'd kill me explaining UFC to someone oblivious to it 🤣
The zoo idea is about watching them behaving more naturally
No, this sounds fun tho!?!?
What if one of those cats spreads their scent on the cage while everyone is in the cage?
That being said, it's no different than those who cage dive with sharks.
Only you two can have me listen to a whole segment on sport with pure genuine intrigue 🥰😂
I am smiling as I watch James and Fuhad - Each one gets so excited about their preferred sport - Boxing (James) and Football (Fuhad)
I looooove this show. Always tell my friends about this show in south africa
Fuhad really was that girl from the tweet from a different episode saying what's the season like does it matter which season I start watching from 😂😂
every episode i'm on the floor i can't.
Didn't know James was a UFC fan, would love to hear more like this after big fight nights 👍🏻
I feel fuhad !!! I had no christmas, no east eggs, no tooth fairy, no sleep overs, no birthdays, no pocket money but even i had icecream from the icecream van! Hahaha
Even in this deep deep africa we have our own version of the toothfairy. And if you didn't do the little tooth fairy ritual they'd say it wouldn't grow back.
For interest: we call the tooth fairy "Hloyile" or "Nhloyile" (Zulu) and you put the tooth in a shoe night before. You show up in the morning and your tooth and some money would be in the shoe. You then take the tooth and go outside and ask Hloyile to take your old tooth and give you a new one and throw the tooth backwards through your legs. There must have been bare teeth in that garden😭
Aye two eps in a row, WE DID ITTT. Hoochie daddy shorts for the both of them from now on 🤤🤤🤤
Fuhad not growing up with the tooth fairy and James being flabbergasted is my favourite thing about some of their differences in upbringing😂😂. What African person, who is black, grew up with the tooth fairy?
I’m sorry but when you guys were talking about the fan dilemma it looked like Fuhad was plugged in and on charge bc of his phone ting 💀😂
without a doubt hands down my favorite podcast to watch mates
You guys are the first two I’ve ever heard say reverse is trash 😂😂😂😂 And James being mad about the animals LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a South African the Kruger park is really nice. You can go on game drives or drive in your own car. super cool. But that flat tyre thing reminds me when we got 2 flat tyres in Kruger and after like 45 minutes we finally got help. About 5/10 minutes after we drove off we saw lions on the road headed towards were we were stuck. lol
2yrs later that UFC 276 breakdown was fire 🔥 10:45
tomorrow adesonya vs pereira. y’all need a more recent ufc talk bc ooooo
Volk fights out of the same gym as Izzy, "City kickboxing". Those boys are cold. Eugene is one of the best striking coaches in the business, no question.
Filly would vibe soooooo good with these two
Hearing the British sayings these dudes let off gets me every time 😂😂 “you’ve been about” has me crying
Ah guys you would flipping love it here in South Africa 🤣 the content you'd leave with hahahahaha
@🥇The Jungle 𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾👑 I know right 🦁
😄 Well... Most places here
Been here since 30k! Y’all have come so far and I love the pod! (Btw I ran the P fa tha Patreon too💪🏽)
54:39 NAH JAMES LMAOOOOO
"Run me a baby wipe" SENT ME lmao 😂😂😂
Yooooo I started crying during the Suplexes😂😂😂😂 I would screamJames 😂
So underrated as a duo 💯
Fuhad with the literal mic drop.🤣
I have never skipped through one episode of this pod except for today .. I . AM . NOT . HERE .FOR .UFC.HIGHLIGHTS 🙄
My mum stopped doing the tooth fairy thing when my sister sat up in her sleep and scared her to death 💀
😂😂😂
Omg idk why I attempted to stand and watch this cause they made my knees go weak multiple times😂🤣🤣
This EP was super hilarious 😂
Flat out told my son the same Ice Cream lie. He's now 7 and ive had to apologise haha
Iv done this with my niece and nephew 😂 not looking forward to them clicking onto me lol
Hearing this UFC convo after the Stylebender fight is wild
The green looks so nice on Fuhad 🤭
We have open safaris here in Texas and it’s totally safe 😂 we drive our own cars through it too. Windows down, minivan doors open 🤪
22:30 people would've said the same thing to bisping first time he fought rockhold...
Holloway is legendary man was champ for time anyway he got nothing to prove
Btw we haven’t forgotten the fitness pact what happened to summer body ready 😂🤔
James makes me want to go watch the fights!
In Jamaica we are told to throw the tooth on the roof and say ‘ratta ratta gimmi new teeth an tek old teeth’.
I remember telling my dad my mom said he wasn't my dad right before she walked around the corner. the way he looked at her!!!! I thought it was funny.