Hey keep your hopes up, the way things are going there's a good chance we are all going to have a housing market crash, driving home prices to a record low. Then we can have our avacado toast and eat it too.
I remember reading "Doctor Avocado Foust" in university, where the main character makes a deal with Mephistopheles to still be able to afford a mortgage despite his love for avocados spread on bread. In turn, he offers his soul, but lived a long life because of the omegas.
Side note: I make guac every day for work and it is surprisingly easy to slice open the pit if u have a sharp enough knife and don't worry about losing fingers in the process.
Hey Yousuckatcooking, im from germany and bought your book. I realy enjoy reading it. Till now i just reading it cause of your nice style of writing and humor. The Insider in the book are well placed and its just loveable to read. Thanks
Dear YSAC - My avocado has some kind of hard round thing in the middle which appears to be an alien pod or possibly a baby avocadoling. I'm assuming this means it has contracted the He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named virus, and I just need to know if I should wash my hands again. Also, The Alien Avocadolings would be a good name for a band.
you are my favourite youtuber, this video made me cry with joy. I like avocado toast and I may be slightly mentally unstable but still I literally cried, make whatever you want of that information.
"It's important to remember that breakfast can be eaten for any meal of the day" This may seem stupid but it took me like 2 months into college to realize this and it was glorious :O
1:58 I'd like to point out that this isn't clickbait. Having a nice-looking thumbnail that accurately portrays what's in the video isn't baiting anyone, it's just the way all things should be.
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Ok but I super appreciate the way u addressed everything that’s going on by just excessively washing your hands throughout the video. All the ppl I watch on UA-cam r starting their vids like “ok I know it’s a hard time and ur struggling and we’re all struggling and this sucks.. here’s content!” Like I been knew this all sucks u don’t need to remind me constantly D:
I hope you’ll post more often in these quarantine days as i die of immense pain with a pile of avocado toast layed on me like a blanket to keep me away from cold thanks
Emily Che I was lucky enough to get some pre-fried eggs from the pre-fried chickens at my local farmers market. The pepper (pepper pepper) became a lot more red 😳
Where is my intro????? I can't click on a YSAC video without singing "You suck at cooking, yeah, you totally suck". I started humming it when I clicked this video, and now I have a never ending feeling of existential dread...
Wow, 4 variations of a toast in 4 minutes, nice. I didn't knew there was cooking channels where peoples don't make 40 minutes videos on how to make a toast. Showing you EACH FUCKING STEPS from making coffee after waking up, to the deep review of the black pepper blend to choose and it's influence on the taste of your toast from a chemical perspective. Thumbs up.
or the avocado ghost, where you summon the dead avocados in pursuit of The Avocado Toast. With +1 in undead, increasing chances of survival against the Cabage-19.
for every type of avocado toast you make, your future living standards drop 1 avocado toast: no house 2 avocado toasts: no apartment 3: no trailer homes 4: no barns
Another really good toast you can make is butter your toast. Spread avocado. Then salt, pepper. Pine nuts, take a brush and spread the oil from your minced garlic jar. Then hit it with some splashes of balsamic vinegar. Shits fuckin bangin
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Friendly reminder from YSAC: wash your hands more *intensely* as you progress from each avocado toast
covid-19
Wash those filthy phalanges!
@@CoolzerYT no it is the wang jangle demon
I aint eating the corona
*cough cough*
Good morning everyone
You Suck At Cooking good morning
Good morning =)
Morning! Thanks for the avocado toast recipes🥑🍞
Good night
@You Suck At Cooking
Good morning to you as well... even though it’s night time here in Malaysia...
You know this man has commitment when he spends 4 houses worth of avocado toasts for our viewing enjoyment.
Is it that expensive in the usa?
@@norannegm4527 according to the boomers
I don't even Know anymore it depends on where you are at, but they can range from 2-5 USD.
I don't even Know anymore It’s a meme that millennials buy avocado toasts and Starbucks instead of buying a house lol
Isn't he in Canada? Are they expensive in Canada?
I accidentally washed my hands with the avocado and mushed the soap bar with feta, but you could barely tell the difference, ten avocadi out of ten
LoL
A potential ghost writer I see
Oh daym
thats how cilantro was invented!
what a good alternative!!!
Can u be my chef
People from the future might get confused about the hand washing joke, that’ll be fun
Or will be on the otherside unable to clap because their hands can't even
Plot twist: everyone in the future is dead.
If anyone survives, that is
Yeah, like there's gonna be people in the future. Get a load of this guy..
Now: Daily life
Plot twist: the intro doesn’t play because after watching 100 episodes, we no longer suck at cooking
Noooooo I liked the intro
*Season Finale*
Shades 69 Series Finale
I still suck. Wasn't listening properly.
speak for yourself, I'm still trying to get my kids to eat 😫
he didnt yell that i totally suck at cooking :O
making this without knowing that i am a complete failure just isnt the same, ysac....
if I've told you once I've told you a hundo times
I like the intro ^
@@yousuckatcooking Hundos, Thundos, we love the intros as we enjoy the rest of the videos.
@@yousuckatcooking give us the intro or else
I appreciate that the ending song wasn't filmed outside due to the quarantine
U can go outside. It,shot airborne. It,s communicated by getting too close to nast as peeps.
Sierra Suz how did you mess up using commas
NACHO NATION I don,t know dude, personally comma’s are easy
He also obsessively washed his hands. 10/10 humor right there
But.... you can still go outside....
Compulsive hand-washing is the new Avocado Toast. It's so hot right now.
This is so accurate rn
Thy thx tree de fret
Hot? Better not be over 99.8 F
And now water costs you $22.99
That's a damn good avocado Roast.
Are you washing your hands every few seconds in order to get “wash your hands” instilled into our subconscious?
(Great video by the way)
Yes
THAT is the quality content for self-isolation all of us so desperately needed
Except now i need to go out and get avocados D:
@@shellbullet37 instead of hoarding toilet paper, I hoarded a bunch of cheap avocados
@@IjeomaThePlantMama may god have mercy on their shelf life
@@shellbullet37 they were all rock hard so I give them about a week to ripen to perfection. Then its toast and hair/face masks to my hearts content🤗
i went to the store, everything ran out hours after Tesco announced restocked. i just wanted to try out avocado toast with egg in the morning.
No way...
I don't want to accept the fact that I'm never going to be a homeowner.
You gotta sleep with the fishies to own a house
I’m confused
@@emeraldbonsai That's $100 less of avocado toast I could be having
Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone bruh wtf 😂
Hey keep your hopes up, the way things are going there's a good chance we are all going to have a housing market crash, driving home prices to a record low. Then we can have our avacado toast and eat it too.
"Add a pinch of s...."
"then we'll grind some salt on top"
WHO:he got us in the first half not gonna lie
I don't get it help
@@nsishere4751 Corona virus.
@@nsishere4751 Instead of using his (potentially contaminated) fingers to sprinkle the salt on, he used a grinder.
@@sunkissed7377 oooh ok thanks I'm just stupid
@@nsishere4751 You live and learn.
“Two fats cancel each other out.”
*one full whiteboard of calculations later... the math checks out.
He is the Elon Musk of squash cases so it makes sense.
Set a=avacado, b=butter,
Therefore a=b
Thus we must prove that a+b=0
If a=b, substitute b with a
a+a=0
2a=0
a=0*2
a=0
a+a=0
a+b=0
m a g i c
@@starRushi its more
a+b=0
a=-b
b=-a
I remember reading "Doctor Avocado Foust" in university, where the main character makes a deal with Mephistopheles to still be able to afford a mortgage despite his love for avocados spread on bread. In turn, he offers his soul, but lived a long life because of the omegas.
genius underrated comment
3:28 that man has dedication if he cuts the damn avocado seed
With such precision too....i'd like to know what knife he used so I can buy it lol
Side note: I make guac every day for work and it is surprisingly easy to slice open the pit if u have a sharp enough knife and don't worry about losing fingers in the process.
Guess you’re not gonna own a house now...
True
@@ToyoJToH Guess you have huge student loan debt
@@user-do8jq4kd5z and I'm 10 years old with my parents
@@ToyoJToH we can see by the way you spell Toyota and have a Roblox profile pic
@@ToyoJToH well just know you're gonna have huge student loan debt soon (probably)
The illusion of creaminess line might be the most subtle joke I have ever heard. I applaud you kind person and after doing so washed my hands.
ty not sure I deserved that
Can you explain it?
Killed me with the De-corking the pepper
Something with matter?
@@marija1922 Yeah please
I wasn’t told at that beginning or end of this video that I suck at cooking and now I’m concerned I’m good at cooking
"Before we put it in our head"
That's technically correct but it makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Wow, no replies on this comment
Imagine being YSAC and having to come up with ridiculous names as a morning schedule.
What
@@guinea_horn I edited it now.
still not as bad as the people who has to come up with names for sugar in drinks
A Dinosaur or The people who have to come up with 20 billion different names for light brown for makeup
IMagine being Ysac and not knowing how to cut an avocado
I got a weird feeling that u should wash my hands.
Always wash with a buddy
Y E s i s h a l l w a s h y o u r h a n d s
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 that's why girls always go to the bathroom in groups lol. Gotta help each other out
If I rub my washed hands on your dirty hands it'll clean your hands
I don't like your profile pic
MMM. thats a damn good - WASH YO HANDS.
covid-19
Best handwashing tutorial I've seen in these dire times.
"Vertical Pop-up oven"
My entire life is in shambles
Giant horizontal toaster lmao
Glad to see you washing your hands so frequently and so thoroughly. That's some dang good looking, uninfected, toast.
everything! Loaf of bread is so small it,s not worth brucheta_ing!
Hey Yousuckatcooking, im from germany and bought your book. I realy enjoy reading it. Till now i just reading it cause of your nice style of writing and humor. The Insider in the book are well placed and its just loveable to read.
Thanks
Thank you, I'm glad you like it
I bought the book too, and also give it 10/10 reinforcing that objective fact
Huh?
@@MeTreesndirt huh
Greetings from Germany;)
I can’t get enough of this dude
YES YOU CAN, I will make sure of it.
@@imoneoldfart6804 WUT
@@yousuckatcooking I shall make Phantom get enough of you, mark my words, it shall happen one day.
imoneoldfart Good luck with that, man
0:17 - That slice has a smiley face.
Johnny M aww
it reminds me of his cookbook which has a sad face in the cover
Awww
the fact that there was no intro made my eggs voluntarily crack themselves without a goodbye
0:35
“Then we’ll add in a pinch of s...”
(Thinks about corona)
“Yeah no forget that we’ll just grind Some salt up”
Nice
Didnt get it :\ is the joke that he did it for sanitary purposes?
@@jaafaralawieh yes, yes he did
@@jaafaralawieh yes if he touched the salt then he could've had Corona which then he would eat that salt and go into his mouth and get coronavirus
But he ate it with bare hand though......
Dear YSAC - My avocado has some kind of hard round thing in the middle which appears to be an alien pod or possibly a baby avocadoling. I'm assuming this means it has contracted the He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named virus, and I just need to know if I should wash my hands again. Also, The Alien Avocadolings would be a good name for a band.
poopypants678 _ whoosh
poopypants678 _ jesus christ how stupid can you be?
You should wash your hands with feta and dry them in the vertical pop up oven.
@@cat7371 seriously, why are you here?
@@cat7371 Such a Fool.
Newcomers: No YSAC jingle in the start?
True conosseurs: Ah yes, he cannot risk going outside to contaminate his toast to make a opening segment.
I liked because of conosseurs....
I shall call myself a conosseur from now on
YSAC: Then we’ll add a pinch of s-
Coronavirus:
YSAC: Then we’ll grind on some salt...
Oo oo I get it now! His name is Casy!
@@ICanDoThatToo2 uhhh is that a joke?
"Then we'll add in a pinch of sa.... We'll grind some salt"
*I SEE WHAT U DID THERE* 😏
Lezaan Van wyk I don’t
@@Bojacmancork It's a joke about food hygiene.
Young oh ok
I thought it was a hipster joke. Because, you know, that second salt is so much better than the first one, of course!
RealRomplayer I thought that, too, honestly!
I was literally just watching your mozzarella sticks episode and I was almost going to stop watching but I got a notification that you uploaded.
Sorry to mess up your plans
Shit I’m making avocado toast right now
Avocado toast...also known as guacamole garlic bread, also known as expensive veggie pb and j
Spanish style tostada is another one. Grated fresh tomato on toast, slices of avocado on top of tomato base, olive oil and sea salt to finish.
Sounds good!
You are hilarious. First time I heard someone saying "put something in your head" instead of eating. max creativity.
you are my favourite youtuber, this video made me cry with joy. I like avocado toast and I may be slightly mentally unstable but still I literally cried, make whatever you want of that information.
Yea you might wanna get that looked at bruh. Toast is not a good reason to cry
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 good yet overly obvious and ultimately unhelpful advice. thanks though
U r off your nUt
One of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen.
"It's important to remember that breakfast can be eaten for any meal of the day"
This may seem stupid but it took me like 2 months into college to realize this and it was glorious :O
It literally makes my day when i see you upload a new video
YSAC: Avocado THROAST
Me (quaking in fear): I am literally begging you, never say that again
I wish I could truly express how much I love this channel
Me: okay let's get to work
YSAC: *uploads*
Me: Work is so overrated
You never fail to make quality content, and the "inside joke" is hilarious
Just found this channel, I love everything about it
Me too!!
Same
Bruh how am I only finding this channel today. This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen
Welcome :)
1:58 I'd like to point out that this isn't clickbait. Having a nice-looking thumbnail that accurately portrays what's in the video isn't baiting anyone, it's just the way all things should be.
This video is secretly about washing your hands
For the corona
Or not so secretly....
It took me several times to catch why he was washing his hands so much. Legend.
Just got the notification and this has already made my day, with everything that’s going on this is lovely. 💜
This *haas* made my day
The editing is kind of perfect. This entire video is perfect. This channel is perfect. I am watching perfection
I made the first avocado toast last night and it was amazing. Had my husband try it today and now we are both hooked.
Thought that was the PornHub intro at the beginning
Lol
Me too!
It is but it's in C Major
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i dont cRe
Thing I learned today: Breakfast can be eaten for any meal of the day, including breakfast
I bet the newcomers from Babish don’t get the “ill never be a homeowner” jokes.
I super appreciate the hand washing footage. It’s funny in a way, makes sense for these times, and yet somehow doesn’t even seem out of place.
I have always been scared to try avocado toast. And the funny thing is, I don't feel afraid anymore.
Really proud of you rn
@@yousuckatcooking It's the greatest gift I've ever received. Thank you.
3:10 Be careful to make sure there are no police around at this stage. My pepper got shot and I couldn’t use it.
YSAC has accepted that he'll never own a house.
"Around room degrees"
I will never understand the imperial system
I loveeee the constant vigorous hand washing! Can't let people forget. ❤️
Ok but I super appreciate the way u addressed everything that’s going on by just excessively washing your hands throughout the video. All the ppl I watch on UA-cam r starting their vids like “ok I know it’s a hard time and ur struggling and we’re all struggling and this sucks.. here’s content!” Like I been knew this all sucks u don’t need to remind me constantly D:
i feel like being attacked by subliminal message to wash my hands
Ahh, love the continuous hand washing
Also, you must wash your hands more and more aggressively as the toast becomes more aggressive
You kids today and your avocado toast!
.... Who am I kidding I love it!
Love your humour
I hope you’ll post more often in these quarantine days as i die of immense pain with a pile of avocado toast layed on me like a blanket to keep me away from cold thanks
I've survived my first Earthquake and the coronavirus while working at a gas station
I deserve the extra calories 😂
live in Utah?
live in Utah?
live in Utah?
live in Utah?
Live In Utah?
I've been stood here waving a piece of bread for two hours and it still isn't toasted.
You need to have fresh powerstones in your kitchen
Instructions unclear: I thoroughly washed my avocados then squished my hands onto my toast with a fork 🤒
Lucina I hope your hands are okay
yikes
Afraid to ask what happened to egg and red pepper...
@@emilyche1101 - I'm guessing they were used as a "how to" joke and fake blood from smashing her hands into toast... LoL
Emily Che I was lucky enough to get some pre-fried eggs from the pre-fried chickens at my local farmers market. The pepper (pepper pepper) became a lot more red 😳
I never had avocado toast yet but that roasted red pepper and the egg tosst looks good. I can stop thinking how genius you are for these videos.
rip you will be missed all love goes to your friends and family
I like that he's washing his hands vigorously after each recipe, as a subtle sign that you should wash your hands during this time
2:42 Please do not throw Dill.
Where is my intro????? I can't click on a YSAC video without singing "You suck at cooking, yeah, you totally suck". I started humming it when I clicked this video, and now I have a never ending feeling of existential dread...
Stop being amazing!
Love the silent to washing hands at the time this was posted. The video will age better than all the Corona virus videos.
Wow, 4 variations of a toast in 4 minutes, nice. I didn't knew there was cooking channels where peoples don't make 40 minutes videos on how to make a toast. Showing you EACH FUCKING STEPS from making coffee after waking up, to the deep review of the black pepper blend to choose and it's influence on the taste of your toast from a chemical perspective. Thumbs up.
"breakfast can be eaten for any meal of the day, including breakfast!"
INTELLIGENCE :100
OMG! How many dream-house plans did you have to burn for this many avocado toasts? Thanks for these nice vids btw.
All of them
Yup, your going to be homeless now forever.
I love how he nearly scratched his skin off after making the foot feta cheese joke
i'm watching this while eating avocado toast
You've elevated the art-vocado toast game!! The only one I would add is an honorable mention of Alton Brown's Sardine Avocado Toast.
You should make the avocado boast, where you brag about your clean hands whilst juggling sixteen avocados.
or the avocado ghost, where you summon the dead avocados in pursuit of The Avocado Toast. With +1 in undead, increasing chances of survival against the Cabage-19.
Did anyone else get sad when he covered up the smiley face in the toast? 0:25
Here before this goes viral.
Too soon
Something else is going viral
Puns are great.
I love this Channel please don't ever ever stop making videos
The subtleness is what got me
for every type of avocado toast you make, your future living standards drop
1 avocado toast: no house
2 avocado toasts: no apartment
3: no trailer homes
4: no barns
5: No bridge to sleep under
remember that one time this guy freeking destroyed his hopes and dreams over some basic avocado toast
And now he did it 4 times in one video
Producer: is he washing his hands? Make sure HE IS WASHING HIS HANDDSSSSSS!!!
Another really good toast you can make is butter your toast. Spread avocado. Then salt, pepper. Pine nuts, take a brush and spread the oil from your minced garlic jar. Then hit it with some splashes of balsamic vinegar.
Shits fuckin bangin
You should do a medieval-themed episode where you speak in shakespherian english
hahaha brb learning Shakespearean English
I can't believe you didn't do the "you suck at cooking" intro!
I'm disappointed 😔
There's a pandemic on. We all have to make sacrifices somewhere for the public good. 😞
@@DoubleADwarf "fuck the pandemic. I'll still go outside"
-literally everyone with coronavirus, 2020.
No one has mentioned that he called avocado throast “foot feta”. Am I looking into this more than he meant us to?
Well he immediately washed his hands after saying it...
Well, looks like I'm gonna hunt down some avocados, red peppers, and bread tomorrow.
The Avocado Twost looks hella good: I can see a restaurant near Jane Street selling that for a small fortune
I don't understand why it took me so long to find you channel, between you and Chef John I think I am set for both recipes and entertainment.
Me: Watching a video with my mother
Ysac: New video notification
Mom: Who is saying this they're mean