@@kidluffy4469 and when poseidon fell down to the sea there where even more water so yh its probably even more hevy but the titans must be half decomposed by now so to still be counting them might not be counting to a 100%
@@colbyboucher6391 blades of chaos cutting through metal: invincible blades of a chaos against a wooden gate: the gate is invurnable to all attacks physical or magical
1:43 "Is that you, mythical warrior?! Come in! Come in! Rest your muscles in my abode! I'm afraid I have no alchohol here, but I could conjure some if you wish. What brings you to The Midwest?"
Atreus: dad where's your father Kratos: I killed him cause I'm a god Atreus: where's your uncle Kratos: I killed him cause I'm a god Atreus: where's your grandfather Kratos: I killed him cause I'm a go- Atreus: stfu and explain why there's a dead woman on our house or I call Santa monica-
These memes are really good 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂. Atlas actually has 4 arms not 2. Plus, Atlas is physically the strongest of the titans, Poseidon and Hades had to team up to take him down while Kronos was getting his ass kicked by Hades alone. So, Kratos holding off Atlas fingers shows how powerful he is even without Full godhood
in order to make a visible shockwave from a punch, you would need to punch faster than the speed of sound, so Baldur can punch at a speed exceeding 1,200 kilometers per hour, and that's a lot of freaking force, and Kratos just walks it off like nothing. oh, and people need to stop hating on Angrboda and Thor, he is absolutely that fat, and absolutely had red hair, and there are almost no visual representations of Angrboda, so for all we know she could be asian. and the three people i choose to defend me from Kratos are Atlas, Baldur and Poseidon, Atlas literally lifts THE ENTIRE GREEK WORLD, Baldur is basically indestructible, and Poseidon has possibly the most powerful weapon in all of greek mythology.
@@FM-hw8yv well, his trident was able to control water and the sky, and he was almost always holding it, so if you made him mad while he was holding it he could both zap you with lightning, and drown you to death with a tsunami
0:29 look.... you can be killed by a disease, age, by a random criminal, an accident, and what ever misfortune that life can bring, but dying by hands of a god is an honor, especially from someone who managed to kill around 20+ gods, so Sindri must have tried to take that chance
In Norse mythology, Hræsvelgr (Old Norse "Corpse Swallower") is a giant who takes the form of an eagle. According to stanza 37 of the poem Vafpruonismal from the Poetic Edda, he sits at the end of the world (or the northern edge of the heavens) and causes the wind to blow when he beats his wings in flight. that's what the bird is
Kratos Opening a chest is reasonable, he doesn't want to accidentally yeet the loot inside into Olympus by accident, He must be Delicate on opening them
Hræsvelgr is a Jötunn who appears in God of War (2018). He is perched high up on the tallest building in the City of Helheim and gazes down upon the Realm of the Dead and its residents. In Norse mythology, Hræsvelgr (Old Norse "Corpse Swallower") is a giant who takes the form of an eagle.
To the chest thing, it is covered by some magic so its difficult, developers said that Kratos could easily open it, but they cant make him that much strong
@@dancarter5775 but do you know what those chests might have been made of ? maybe they we're made of titans pieces of atlas. do you really think that the gods would just leave a bunch of chests with immense power within them for some mortals to just get that power because they can just open the chest? nahhhhhhhh
@@extrage3061 doesn't really matter what the other chests are made of in GoW4, the fact of the matter is that your statement of Kratos no longer struggling to open them is flat out wrong. As for gods leaving things around, or unguarded or something, look at the stories of fire, Pandora's box, the blade of Olympus, etc. It happens a lot.
@@dancarter5775 what do you mean?????? he is no longer struggling with chests all you need to see the truth is eyes mf stop acting dumb you can literaly see him punching through chests and it doesnt matter what they're made of or how big or small they are because a chest is a focken chest mate.
1:38 well nothing really Kratos doesn't kill all gods and i qoute (i only killed those diserving) this isn't completely true but most gods did usually attack him or wrong him first. hiphetus only attacked him to help protect pandora, in my oppion he was the only one not diserving as he was doing what a father should. and he would have left hera alone if she didnt try to mentaly shame him, the ftes where just doing their jobs, apollo, hades, hermes, possident, herc. just followed zues to battle aphrodite is still alive. as far as i remember dionysus should still be around alone with many others. and last athena was her own faully.
Me:- Trying to play god of war on my pc My pc to god of war:- I can do this, I haven't crashed since long time. God of war to my pc:- No, You are not ready
Heimdall die first, Thor die secon, Odin will be killed, Nidhogg will be final boss. Next chapter GOW will be in Egypt. *to be continued with yes - roundabout music*
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Kratos opening a door for Faye: *calm and reasonable person*
Kratos opening a door for BOY:
ah yes aureus my favorite character
*BOI*
Get in BOY
*BŒĮ* 🗿
Booooooooooooooooy!!!
Kratos with faye😃 kratos with atreus😤
Kratos also got mad when Faye told she was a god
@@yourmom-jm8eg that’s Freya
@@LorenaMutantTurtle99 woopsies I got faye and freya swapped because they sounded similar thank you for fixing my minor mistake
@@yourmom-jm8eg no problem
Kratos with calliope: your my child, that brings me through the days
Kratos with Atreus: BOI TRANSLATE THIS, WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONE
0:29 Can we appreciate Sindri’s determination for standing up against to his friend’s assumed killer.
But we all know he getting sent to orbit around Iggdrasyl
@@KM316-m1b Sindri got no brain, but balls.
2:16 its a possibility but im sure kratos got rid of some weight on the greek world so Atlas is now chilling
Okay call me a nerd but matter never really gets destroyed. At best the weight was distributed more evenly
Not really cause water is heavy as hell not to mention the amount of titan bodies are there
@@kidluffy4469 and when poseidon fell down to the sea there where even more water so yh its probably even more hevy but the titans must be half decomposed by now so to still be counting them might not be counting to a 100%
8:40 thanos:with the infinity stones i'm now a god!
Kratos:did somebody said GOD?
Lmao doom guy solos
@@hell_hound_6839 🛑 stop
@@hell_hound_6839 😂🤣 so funny
@@hell_hound_6839 cringe doom guy fanboys
@@hell_hound_6839 dante >>
Maybe Kratos doesn't want to send the chest flying, you never know.
Correct bow I understood
Finally someone who thinks similar.
Imagine spamming O and the chest gets fling into another part of the game💀
@@kidluffy4469 Flies all across the game and right before you beat a tough boss, the chest lands on you and kill.😆
Can anyone please explain to me what the meme at 7:38 means?
9:29 Kratos VS Gordon Ramsay
This corpse is fucking raw
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Atreus Scared to kill a deer:
Also Atreus: *kills 500 people*
2:34 technically true AF 💀
0:04 kratos want to open the chest not destroy/launch it
16:23 holy shit kratos hit the gym quite hard until ragnarök
Kratos: killing multiple gods. Also Kratos: can't kill a skeleton on one punch
Blades of Chaos: Slice through literally anything
GoW 2005 enemies getting juggled for 30 seconds each:
@@colbyboucher6391 blades of chaos cutting through metal: invincible
blades of a chaos against a wooden gate: the gate is invurnable to all attacks physical or magical
They forgot that the chests are made of unbelievable materials and that only Kratos and no one else can open them
All hail the powerful chest, the only one that gave Kratos a true challenge
Or maybe Kratos doesn’t wanna accidentally send the chest flying
14:35 baldur zeus and hades
Baldur Zeus sigrun
No matter what your fucked
Im not picking bcs I know I would die anyway
7:38 is just too relatable
0:29 we should all be thankful my boy Sindri didn't want to hurt Kratos in front of his son
10:43 can you imagine these guys teaming up?
every evil forces wiped out of existence.
The 4 horsemen of badassery
1:43 "Is that you, mythical warrior?! Come in! Come in! Rest your muscles in my abode! I'm afraid I have no alchohol here, but I could conjure some if you wish. What brings you to The Midwest?"
Atreus: dad where's your father
Kratos: I killed him cause I'm a god
Atreus: where's your uncle
Kratos: I killed him cause I'm a god
Atreus: where's your grandfather
Kratos: I killed him cause I'm a go-
Atreus: stfu and explain why there's a dead woman on our house or I call Santa monica-
Kratos doesn't have problems with opening chests lol
Finaly! Someone who talks about how he should have been called heracles instewd of hercules.
These memes are really good 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂. Atlas actually has 4 arms not 2. Plus, Atlas is physically the strongest of the titans, Poseidon and Hades had to team up to take him down while Kronos was getting his ass kicked by Hades alone. So, Kratos holding off Atlas fingers shows how powerful he is even without Full godhood
Kid named atlas finger
Atlas is only the strongest titan in god of war
in order to make a visible shockwave from a punch, you would need to punch faster than the speed of sound, so Baldur can punch at a speed exceeding 1,200 kilometers per hour, and that's a lot of freaking force, and Kratos just walks it off like nothing. oh, and people need to stop hating on Angrboda and Thor, he is absolutely that fat, and absolutely had red hair, and there are almost no visual representations of Angrboda, so for all we know she could be asian. and the three people i choose to defend me from Kratos are Atlas, Baldur and Poseidon, Atlas literally lifts THE ENTIRE GREEK WORLD, Baldur is basically indestructible, and Poseidon has possibly the most powerful weapon in all of greek mythology.
Factual statements dude was the party, alcohol freak
Poseidon was that strong?
Can you explain
r/he did the math
@@FM-hw8yv well, his trident was able to control water and the sky, and he was almost always holding it, so if you made him mad while he was holding it he could both zap you with lightning, and drown you to death with a tsunami
Hades > Poseidon
I just got an ad where an ant used telekinesis communication to call his friends to steal a freaking fresh cooked steak from a lizard 💀💀💀💀💀
I got an ad where some naked lady slurps extremely malnourished cartoon characters down her throat💀 (hero wars Ad). It was unskippable....
Fun fact: Baldur Has The Same Voice as Corporal Upham from Saving Private Ryan
What if the God of war Ragnarok starts with planting a tree , god of war 4 started by cutting down a tree .
In Nordic mytology, world is ending with cutting down an Yggdrasil which is their world tree so I think this is the way of things...
12:31 if Mythbusters is anything to go off of, it has to have the force of about a hundred pounds of anfo.
0:29 look.... you can be killed by a disease, age, by a random criminal, an accident, and what ever misfortune that life can bring, but dying by hands of a god is an honor, especially from someone who managed to kill around 20+ gods, so Sindri must have tried to take that chance
Ah yes the barbarian that almost killed kratos.
18:35 The answer is Deimos
Kratos used a polearm on aphrodite... repeatedly...
Fun fact: the Norse saga takes place 150 years after the Greek one
5:48 Kratos was holding back the entire time he was in the Norse realm, only exception is when he was enraged.
No he was still holding back
@akaza True
19:10 Let's be honest, spongebob will win and you can't argue with that
"FEEL THE POWER OF THE WARMING GOD!" I laughed way too hard 🤣
In Norse mythology, Hræsvelgr (Old Norse "Corpse Swallower") is a giant who takes the form of an eagle. According to stanza 37 of the poem Vafpruonismal from the Poetic Edda, he sits at the end of the world (or the northern edge of the heavens) and causes the wind to blow when he beats his wings in flight. that's what the bird is
14:36 Well i think that is stupid choice because WHO CAN STOP KRATOS?!?!
Well if we’re on GMGOW and he doesn’t have maxed out armor I’m taking Sigrún, Zeus, and Ares, but I’m still probably dying😂
Kratos Opening a chest is reasonable, he doesn't want to accidentally yeet the loot inside into Olympus by accident, He must be Delicate on opening them
Kratos opening wodden chests:
@@_Waluigi Wooden chest can decay overtime, Kratos must've just grab it without any worry, since a few planks or wood on the loot is an easy cleanup
Kratos's hand after breaking the wooden chest
*Covered in tons of splinters*
Hræsvelgr is a Jötunn who appears in God of War (2018). He is perched high up on the tallest building in the City of Helheim and gazes down upon the Realm of the Dead and its residents. In Norse mythology, Hræsvelgr (Old Norse "Corpse Swallower") is a giant who takes the form of an eagle.
Godzilla: You can't defeat me
Marvel: I know but he can
*Kratos pops up*
I like to think he doesn’t know how chests work and just rips the top off the hinges.
Kratos smiling is scary
To the chest thing, it is covered by some magic so its difficult, developers said that Kratos could easily open it, but they cant make him that much strong
“Kratus”
@MrВeast hi bot
@@Officer-Balls He is not?
@@user-dn6qs6vi1u It's definitely a bot, look at the amount of subscribers and the fact that there's not one video on that channel
8:37 only way Thanos can win is snapping his fingers dusting Kratos
Plot twist, all those chests are actually locked 🔒
Tbf the Titans were already weak when Kratos met them.
0:27 bro this image out of context is so LMFAOOOOOO
18:41 Zeus was talking about Deimos i believe i don't but what other he could be talking about tbh
15:04 the blue side should've been brok..
thats not true tho in god of war 4 he straight up punches through the chests.
him struggling with chests is in the past now.
Uh, only the small wooden ones. The other 2/3 of the chests he struggles with or forces the boy to undo the lock.
@@dancarter5775 but do you know what those chests might have been made of ? maybe they we're made of titans pieces of atlas.
do you really think that the gods would just leave a bunch of chests with immense power within them for some mortals to just get that power because they can just open the chest? nahhhhhhhh
@@extrage3061 doesn't really matter what the other chests are made of in GoW4, the fact of the matter is that your statement of Kratos no longer struggling to open them is flat out wrong.
As for gods leaving things around, or unguarded or something, look at the stories of fire, Pandora's box, the blade of Olympus, etc. It happens a lot.
@@dancarter5775 what do you mean?????? he is no longer struggling with chests all you need to see the truth is eyes mf stop acting dumb you can literaly see him punching through chests and it doesnt matter what they're made of or how big or small they are because a chest is a focken chest mate.
@@dancarter5775 It's game mechanics bruh
Kratos may be strong but the doom guy is so powerful just his existence damages the multiverse.
Source: trust me bro.
They would be friends and kill demons together
Atreus could kill doomguy easy
15:33 Isn’t that Tÿr, all other depictions of Tÿr look the same as this, also why is the chains around his hands and legs.
14:30 I will have 3 valkyries nice and thank you
1:38 well nothing really Kratos doesn't kill all gods and i qoute (i only killed those diserving) this isn't completely true but most gods did usually attack him or wrong him first. hiphetus only attacked him to help protect pandora, in my oppion he was the only one not diserving as he was doing what a father should. and he would have left hera alone if she didnt try to mentaly shame him, the ftes where just doing their jobs, apollo, hades, hermes, possident, herc. just followed zues to battle aphrodite is still alive. as far as i remember dionysus should still be around alone with many others. and last athena was her own faully.
Well, its not the game's fault that for some reason kratos struggles to open a simple chest,
Thank god that they fixed that in
god of war 4
No they didnt
Kratos pulling his brother from a cliff
21:56
In leather jacket with minigun in one hand and Leviathan axe in second hand and Doom background.
16:39 bro forgot Michael, Franklin and Trevor
3:20 now i started thinking about aprodite, she must be widow now🤣🤣
7:19 i think that kratos and the doom guy will get along preety well and just kill thanos,and vader will join them in doing so.......
Heimdall: Einerjahr! Tonight…we steal…THE MOON!
GOW was all about opening chest gods were just side quests
I’ve been looking a long time for this text to speech GOW thanks
Kratos: Heyyy their heavy alright?
2:00 that one kid that says his controller is broken
4:34
Heyyy that’s my meme from Reddit ….I’m honored
its sad how they messed up the *wich side are you on brok or sindry* because brok should be the blue one and not sindry but its ok
The reason it's hard for him to open the chest is because it is sealed with magic I think
Kratos:I kill all gods!
Also Kratos:Wait I'm a god so that means...
Also ALSO Kratos: *Kratos commits sudoku*
Me:- Trying to play god of war on my pc
My pc to god of war:- I can do this, I haven't crashed since long time.
God of war to my pc:- No, You are not ready
chest one is bc they’re sealed with magic so since he’s brute forcing through the seal instead of unsealing it it’s harder
As an atheist, I would like to confirm that the reaction at 0:49 perfectly demonstrates my reaction after such dramatic realization
10:00 Funny for some reason 😂😂🤣
As kratos, I can relate to this
As a former kratos, I can relate
@@Cannibalize946 as a former jason, I can relate to this
@@KINETIC_EDITZ as a former 1980s slasher, u can relate
@@Cannibalize946 👍
@@KINETIC_EDITZ as a former thumb, I can relate
2:37 the planned yet cut boss for that area instead of another troll.
The first one. Well he wouldnt want his Health chest or Red orbs to be flown away by his insane strength
Kratos has never ripped a god in half. Theres no comparison.
The first one 💀
In order to make a visible shockwave you have to break the sound barrier.
8:57
I don't know why this is a meme it's genius
7:20 thanos for sure and he have all the infinity stones , is invincible
Heimdall die first, Thor die secon, Odin will be killed, Nidhogg will be final boss. Next chapter GOW will be in Egypt. *to be continued with yes - roundabout music*
18:39 the other one kratos’s brother demos.
Top 3 Games
3. OG Modern Warfare 2
2. Assassin's Creed Valhalla
1. GOW 2018
Me as a xbox fan that also loves gow: "wow god of war ragnorok looks sick!"
If Kratos appears in my door way :🏃♂️💨🪓☠️
Friendly reminder that kratos lost to some dude with a shovel
Let’s see how many of you get what I mean
If u tslkin bout shovel knight...
of course I’m talking about shovel knight
He lifted a damm temple threw it until it's upside down and it takes 4 swings to cut a tree
0:28 I mean, i guess a bad plan is better than no plan at all
2:54 i became the fat dopper while i was waiting
Bro those chests have a heavy duty lock of course its gonna be hard
16:54 obviously it’s true because y’all know why
War gif Zeus of child 💀🗿
Those doors are insanely heavy and big to open
0:00 Nah that last one's atreus
18:15
gow4
cuz kratos cares for Atreus so he well let Atreus deafet him
Kratos may be buff but he is also weak - random quote by a random person
that random person who wrote that is a chad.
Dude literally killed hundreds of gods and 2 titans
Sure...he is "weak"
5:28 for a moment i thought that what gaia