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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • What even is this game???
    Thank you to Kotaku for having the notes laid out nice and neatly
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  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  2 роки тому +427

    Check Out My Original Series Pilot, Cosmic Wonders!
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    • @TGY21133
      @TGY21133 2 роки тому

      ok

    • @pyramidteam9961
      @pyramidteam9961 2 роки тому +1

      oh how far we've come

    • @rainstrp
      @rainstrp 2 роки тому +1

      ok

    • @btcbuster5556
      @btcbuster5556 Рік тому +1

      really banking on your one hit wonder huh?

    • @GameyGaming
      @GameyGaming Рік тому

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  • @memoprodigo
    @memoprodigo 5 років тому +12009

    Imagine going to Egypt, China, or France, and suddenly:
    Your dead ancestors are alive
    Your car breaks down
    And any type of relationship you had has now ended.

    • @coldburns
      @coldburns 4 роки тому +456

      that just sounds like my daily life

    • @phoonwax
      @phoonwax 4 роки тому +628

      Thats just Stardust Crusaders except the last part

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 4 роки тому +95

      Damn, someone outran me on making a JoJo reference

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 4 роки тому +42

      @@kurina- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, in the third Part (Stardust Crusaders), the main characters go to Egypt

    • @phonycony7158
      @phonycony7158 4 роки тому +17

      I thought this was a jojo reference at first

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 років тому +10982

    Teacher when a meteor is heading towards the school: The national emergency alarm doesn't dismiss you, I do

    • @Solhurst
      @Solhurst 4 роки тому +187

      a s c e n d e d c a t that’s breaking the Geneva convention

    • @sillylittleenby
      @sillylittleenby 4 роки тому +23

      Lol omg

    • @xmas345
      @xmas345 4 роки тому +49

      I would’ve ran out the building anyway!

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 роки тому +139

      Teachers: "The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 4 роки тому +39

      God I can hear this and I know which teacher in high school who’d say it 😂

  • @JessyDupre
    @JessyDupre 5 років тому +6042

    I didn't know that "Try For Baby" with the Grim Reaper was a glitch... but now I'm sad that it's gone...

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 4 роки тому +211

      Still works with vampires I think.

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia 3 роки тому +173

      Yeah you can still try for baby with Vampire

    • @chaoticidiot1813
      @chaoticidiot1813 3 роки тому +59

      Damn now i cant make myself in the sims

    • @ballinbalgruuf8198
      @ballinbalgruuf8198 3 роки тому +75

      I remember that babies born from the grim reaper would be absolutely black

    • @asoaringheart
      @asoaringheart 3 роки тому +98

      Bro... I'D 'try for baby' with the Grim Reaper. Always kinda wished I could jump his bones...

  • @narwhalgoddess8660
    @narwhalgoddess8660 4 роки тому +4294

    Imagine this scenario:
    Mom: go in the corner, you are on a time out
    Child: ok fi-
    *Child blows up*

  • @grayscale4960
    @grayscale4960 4 роки тому +5364

    Egypt, China, and France:
    Everyone: Why is it when something goes wrong, it's always you three?

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 роки тому +318

      "Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for 6 years."

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 роки тому +77

      Wait, what did Egypt and France do? For this its more USA, China or the U.K
      Edit: sorry I didnt watch the video fully yet, seen it now

    • @AgeofReason
      @AgeofReason 3 роки тому +16

      Forgot Israel

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 роки тому +15

      @@AgeofReason What's going on with Israel??

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +12

      @@user-qy5si4gz1k
      Nothing. He’s a Palestinian shill.

  • @cosmic-lust1757
    @cosmic-lust1757 6 років тому +5784

    "PUT ME OUT LATER I WANT MY DEGREE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION!!!"

    • @SuperSand
      @SuperSand 5 років тому +68

      I want my degree in fire science

    • @furrytherapist9053
      @furrytherapist9053 5 років тому +70

      I SEPNT 100K FOR FIRE FIGHTER SCHOOL LET ME GRADUATE THEN PUT ME OUT

    • @Xeralilly
      @Xeralilly 5 років тому +7

      666 likes

    • @novastar6755
      @novastar6755 5 років тому +1

      Nobody like the comment anymore

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 5 років тому +7

      I want my degree in being stupid!!!

  • @TheKelsey307
    @TheKelsey307 6 років тому +3274

    Sims can no longer woohoo in an elevator on different floors

  • @PronounsInBio
    @PronounsInBio 6 років тому +8080

    I'm still sad that one can no longer try for baby with death

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 років тому +439

      "To give life with the embodiment of death, ironic, and yet beutiful"
      -Some dude once, most likely

    • @PronounsInBio
      @PronounsInBio 6 років тому +88

      Johnathan, me. It was me.

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 6 років тому +89

      Johnathan that's the entire rationalization of Frankenstein when he made the monster.

    • @sofer2230
      @sofer2230 6 років тому +203

      "This isn't my job! This is the *opposite* of my job!"

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 6 років тому +98

      Wait, can one still “woohoo” with Death? I hope so.

  • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
    @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 5 років тому +6434

    Yall ever wanna see a really cool painting so bad you develop jesus like abilities just to get closer to it?

    • @ca-sonne-creux
      @ca-sonne-creux 3 роки тому +257

      Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

    • @cheesyboy1627
      @cheesyboy1627 3 роки тому +91

      Casual divinity

    • @Man-ye4xm
      @Man-ye4xm 3 роки тому +18

      @RatSchlong 903 ah yes him

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 роки тому +15

      @RatSchlong 903 that you could do anything, yes. was he not clear?

    • @khunt5336
      @khunt5336 3 роки тому +14

      @@ca-sonne-creux Have you ever had a dream that eeeee eeeb beeebeebee eeeeee beebeb?

  • @TomJohnson67
    @TomJohnson67 4 роки тому +913

    I went to Egypt, China or France once.
    *My life hasn't been the same since*

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 3 роки тому +9

      saying *or* breaks my brain

    • @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff
      @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff 3 роки тому +14

      don't you just hate it when you go to France and your uncle that died 20 years before you were born suddenly comes back to life, ugh, so annoying

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 3 роки тому

      @@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff been a few months whats the context

    • @Certifiedwasphater
      @Certifiedwasphater 2 роки тому +2

      @@ABoxIsMyHome there was a patch note saying "ancestors will no longer come back to life when traveling to Egypt, France or China" or something along the lines of that

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 2 роки тому

      @@Certifiedwasphater yes lol why you explaining that this is the whole videos premise

  • @TheFairTale
    @TheFairTale 6 років тому +18752

    _You know you've spent too much time playing Sims 3 when the patch notes start to make logical sense to you_

    • @tacokatoarts4life
      @tacokatoarts4life 6 років тому +533

      I haven’t played in years, but they still make sense.

    • @hannahhays362
      @hannahhays362 6 років тому +54

      TheFairTale I know 🤣

    • @Floofy_fluff
      @Floofy_fluff 6 років тому +34

      OMG IKR

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 6 років тому +389

      Yes... and when you know the exact combination of expansions that would have caused those glitches in the first place... 😅

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 6 років тому +25

      Please explain that last one

  • @absolutechaos9728
    @absolutechaos9728 6 років тому +13397

    But. I wanted a baby with Grim Reaper

  • @ItsPhillip
    @ItsPhillip 4 роки тому +582

    Imagine eating a lasagne and your child changes gender.

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 роки тому +51

      Trans child now

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 роки тому +30

      Quick ! Feed lasagna to my mother !

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 3 роки тому +8

      Like total change, even the soul gets reversed

    • @Tyler23
      @Tyler23 3 роки тому

      100th like

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 3 роки тому +31

      @Insomnia_Gaming no you either have to eat apples for males or watermelon for female.
      That’s actually how you can influence a child’s gender in the sims no joke

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 3 роки тому +745

    "Honey, I'm so sorry your father died in Egypt."
    "Oh, he's not dead."
    "What?"
    "And I'm breaking up with you."
    "Whaaa??"

    • @aroacelegenddairy
      @aroacelegenddairy 3 роки тому +110

      "Oh, and your fire engine is broken."
      "What on Earth is going on?"

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 6 років тому +12920

    You forgot "Pianists can no longer play pianos that have already been detonated."

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  6 років тому +1414

      It'll be in the next episode

    • @ihaveaname699
      @ihaveaname699 6 років тому +275

      @@PMSeymour *_SENPAI_*

    • @EvanSamano
      @EvanSamano 6 років тому +259

      Legit died reading this comment. But now I'm stuck under a firetruck because I'm a ghost

    • @redking36
      @redking36 5 років тому +25

      Have 666 likes, Mr. Sans Lancertale.

    • @theofficialchannelofoffici7962
      @theofficialchannelofoffici7962 5 років тому +9

      What is your name?

  • @stairwaytofriday
    @stairwaytofriday 6 років тому +5530

    Q: Can Single parents can give birth?
    A: Not anymore.

    • @cyver_5849
      @cyver_5849 6 років тому +76

      10/10 grammar

    • @quinn9037
      @quinn9037 6 років тому +33

      Is this one of those "you read that wrong" comments? Cuz if not, you failed

    • @katsukibakugou2131
      @katsukibakugou2131 6 років тому +10

      Taby C bruh, it's just one mistake.

    • @MythicalHex
      @MythicalHex 6 років тому +3

      I don't see any mistakes?

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 6 років тому +111

      Ceejay Plays
      Step 1) Get a Sim pregnant.
      Step 2) End Sim's Relationship before giving birth.
      Step 3) Eternal pregnancy.

  • @kitkatmuffin
    @kitkatmuffin 6 років тому +1041

    I WANT MY DEGREE IN NINE DEGREE BURNS

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 5 років тому +14

      @KitKatPotato
      What did they do, walk up to the sun? How do you get that bad of a burn?

    • @jiashanuhai3222
      @jiashanuhai3222 5 років тому

      😏😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @shk_
      @shk_ 4 роки тому +12

      Now you have 10 degrees

    • @terrathedragongirl5420
      @terrathedragongirl5420 4 роки тому +2

      @@shk_ Ayyyyyyy!

    • @gridgd
      @gridgd 3 роки тому

      1000th like

  • @evilpunko-d2f
    @evilpunko-d2f 4 роки тому +790

    "Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper"
    what is wrong with society-

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 4 роки тому +32

      Do it with a vampire.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 роки тому +54

      Let me have a baby with the grim reaper!!!!

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому +18

      I think it was Jim Pickens who did that. We're proud of the Great Leader.

    • @cheeselord3655
      @cheeselord3655 3 роки тому +21

      IKR?!? Why restrict love to just mortals?

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 3 роки тому +6

      Lemme do this, come on.. I want a reaper baby

  • @thatfiremanguy3033
    @thatfiremanguy3033 3 роки тому +245

    “Babe, I heard you just visited Egypt, China, Or France. ITS OVER NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!”
    **phone call ended**

  • @windexcleaner7549
    @windexcleaner7549 6 років тому +2949

    there's also
    "sims can now vomit at acceptable levels"
    or
    "there can now be meteor strikes , before it happens there will be an evacuation on the building about to be hit, and all sims will leave that building, except if it is a school in which the children are not aloud to leave and will always die"

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 5 років тому +76

      vM WildRush This actually happened to one of mine. I was like Uhhhhh

    • @ihavenolife7597
      @ihavenolife7597 4 роки тому +160

      "A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Everyone will automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die."

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 роки тому +63

      "There can now be meteor strikes"
      Almost heaven, West Virginia...

    • @gracev1654
      @gracev1654 3 роки тому +12

      those are hilarious

    • @resveries_
      @resveries_ 3 роки тому +20

      @@pluto3194COUNTRY ROOOOOOADS TAKE ME HOOOOOME

  • @FlareBlitz64
    @FlareBlitz64 6 років тому +2190

    I can't wait for him to get to the meteor one

  • @scottb7115
    @scottb7115 6 років тому +10507

    Callmekevin was responsible for the new ones

  • @squiddiot5477
    @squiddiot5477 4 роки тому +457

    “Children and teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a time out”
    Taking time out to a whole new level

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Рік тому +2

      5:15
      O
      M
      G
      XD

    • @gp75motorsports
      @gp75motorsports 11 місяців тому +2

      "You need to die? Well you can die after your time out is up, mister!"

  • @quentinwolfe2302
    @quentinwolfe2302 3 роки тому +112

    0:25
    “Reduce” the urge. So they still urgently want to put away fire pits but just not as much anymore

  • @alyssasowell774
    @alyssasowell774 6 років тому +1099

    Teens can definitely die in the sims. It was my birthday and I was aging into a young adult. I was excited because at this point I've been playing a few hours and my romance was doing good so I wanted to age up before getting engaged. My cake caught on fire, set me on fire, and just when I got to the shower I died in front of my mom.
    The end.

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 роки тому +142

      That got more intense after every word

    • @WannaAstro
      @WannaAstro 4 роки тому +48

      A teen I named Jamie Navienne died from a fire when he was grilling but all is well I went back in time (old save) and he’s alive

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 4 роки тому +41

      This went from 0-100 real quick

    • @hickorydaisy4117
      @hickorydaisy4117 3 роки тому +39

      No no, they can’t die from motive failure anymore. You can’t starve them.
      Can drown them, though. Or burn them. Feed them to a cowplant. Etc.

    • @blueiris574
      @blueiris574 3 роки тому +31

      I actually had a teen die from a school meteor. I tried to get them out, didn’t work. But now I know the answer.

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 6 років тому +2012

    What's sad is if I had Sims then I would have SO tried for a baby with the grim reaper. That kid would be badass.
    "Don't pick on Timmy, his Dad will kill you."
    "He's not gonna kill me, he'll just tell-"
    (Teacher) "-No, he will *literally* kill you Mikey. He killed Mrs. Johnson for saying Timmy was failing math."

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 років тому +139

      Also, the kid will be straight black. Grim's kids looked so cool.

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 6 років тому +57

      This would be awesome and adorable at the same time.

    • @avoidontheinternet9623
      @avoidontheinternet9623 6 років тому +141

      chiroptera626
      Death’s Kid: And for career day I brought....my dad! The Grim Reaper!!

    • @caterpillar3275
      @caterpillar3275 5 років тому +124

      Timmy's Friend: "my dad has the coolest job ever! He's a firefighter!"
      Timmy: "No, my dad has the coolest job ever! He's the grim reaper. He kills people for a living."
      Timmy's Friend: +leaves+

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому +10

      This is amazing

  • @IgnatianMystic
    @IgnatianMystic 6 років тому +256

    6:29 "Jesus Christ, Bill! Your gown's on fire! Put it out!"
    Bill: * engulfed in flames * "I'M NOT STOPPING, DROPPING, OR ROLLING UNTIL I GET MY DIPLOMA!!"

    • @SpiceyYT
      @SpiceyYT 6 років тому +4

      IgnatianMystic XD I CHECKED

  • @tarha99
    @tarha99 6 років тому +151

    The unicorns' powers one made me so sad. I imagine a unicorn sacrificing its powers just to make everyone happy

  • @theman_themyth_themoth758
    @theman_themyth_themoth758 6 років тому +3760

    4:51 Wel you know what they say...
    What ghost up
    Must come down

  • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
    @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 6 років тому +930

    Somebody please animate this

    • @ihaveaname699
      @ihaveaname699 6 років тому +21

      oh god i wanna do this now

    • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
      @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 6 років тому +14

      Please.

    • @otamatone3293
      @otamatone3293 6 років тому +21

      Here m.ua-cam.com/video/xWYeoXGkYFU/v-deo.html

    • @stellarstarryyy
      @stellarstarryyy 6 років тому +1

      Ibis and Pandora The skelehuman and the Neko Fox hmmmmm....maybe.....

    • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
      @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 6 років тому +1

      Starry Night studios lol that’d be cool. But no pressure

  • @teepotus5770
    @teepotus5770 6 років тому +516

    Try reading them as God trying to fix life or something

    • @matthewjohnson427
      @matthewjohnson427 6 років тому +16

      Spinoff of God Creating Things? Yes!

    • @NeutralNinetails
      @NeutralNinetails 6 років тому +12

      Thats basically what it is.

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 6 років тому +16

      God’s first few tries making humanity 😂

    • @rainIight
      @rainIight 4 роки тому +3

      God when he sees people are literally fucking with death: WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOT ALLOW THIS. ANGEL!
      Angel: *Sigh* Yes, sir?
      God: MAKE IT SO PEOPLE CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DEATH. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
      A: Wait, THAT WAS A PROBLEM???
      G: Also this guy is moving and now there is two fish in his fridge. I'm pretty sure that's also a problem.
      A: I SWEAR TO YOU-

  • @upnorteeh
    @upnorteeh 5 років тому +344

    Why do I feeling that 'Call Me Kevin' had a part in why some of these patches were needed.

    • @queenofclubs4927
      @queenofclubs4927 3 роки тому +25

      Definitely

    • @Noclevernameshere
      @Noclevernameshere 3 роки тому +22

      no for 1 he only did sims 4 (i will say the developers actually did a patch or 2 because of him in that game) also these patches were made probably before Jim Pickens was the name of a sims (also on another note i will never forgive EA for spending the time to patch the ice party thing when that would never happen normally WHILE THERE ARE SEVERAL GAME BREAKING BUGGS AND HORRIBLE EXPANSION/STUFF/GAME PACKS THAT ARE MORE SHALLOW THAN A 1 INCH POOL.)

    • @stephenheading2925
      @stephenheading2925 3 роки тому +7

      @@Noclevernameshere He’a joking. Calm down.

    • @totallynothatguy1698
      @totallynothatguy1698 3 роки тому +15

      @@stephenheading2925 To be fair the ice party patch really sucked. Never disrespect our Dear Leader Jim Pickens again.

  • @vanguardRailgun924
    @vanguardRailgun924 4 роки тому +97

    Sim Devs: Why is it when something happens it is always you 3
    Egypt, China and France: *fused mike and sully meme*

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 6 років тому +4235

    Remember kids, never go to Egypt, China, or France.
    Edit: I don’t ever remember watching this video or commenting this lmao

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 5 років тому +217

      Not even to kill a 118-year-old vampire?

    • @melodyfuri1004
      @melodyfuri1004 5 років тому +93

      Not even to save Alexander Hamilton?

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 років тому +54

      BUT MUMMY

    • @nitronikolai
      @nitronikolai 5 років тому +45

      Yeah not until the devs fix them in the next patch :/ really glitchy countries

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 5 років тому +39

      R.I.P. people that live in Egypt, China, and France

  • @silversnowpoff2336
    @silversnowpoff2336 6 років тому +204

    My question is: why the hell were these in the game in the first place?

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 років тому +37

      For the glory of chaos!
      Also, EA sucks.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 6 років тому +25

      Tallah Riehl who was the UA-camr that did all these things and thereby made ea have to patch their game

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 років тому +38

      Call Me Kevin has a fair number of hilarious Sims videos, many of which star our lord and savior Jim Pickens.

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 6 років тому +29

      The sims is a pretty big game and full of virtually limitless variables the more that you play
      Eventually something fucks up or isn't compatible
      A good example of this is the glitch that allows incest if you've been playing the game through too many generations
      It starts to get confused adding up all the family trees and glitches are far more likely to happen as a result
      A lot of physical bugs are due to how customisable the world is and the fact that with custom content, there's virtually limitless ways to have environments and objects interact with one another
      Something as simple as an animation in a specific jacket may not look as smooth as it would in just a t shirt due to clipping
      Or the different heights of sims or weight of them can change how smoothly they intersperse with the environment
      Multiple effects can stack as well, but some visible effects may not have an animation sequence a sim is about to do, so they just lose the visible effect and so on
      A good example of that is fucking zombies. When the hordes of zombies rise up around your house on a full moon, they will remain there all night until the next morning, then they leave your property by hilariously getting into cars and disappearing
      But if it's raining, there's no animation for zombie sims to get into cars after putting up umbrellas, so they suddenly turn human to do that after spending 4 hours shuffling and growling and moaning at your window whilst green lmao

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 років тому +4

      It’s the Sims. These things are a daily occurrence

  • @LunaEclipse720
    @LunaEclipse720 6 років тому +2348

    *Still waiting to be shown in a video for no absolute reason*

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 років тому +21

      Aren't we all?

    • @katier2283
      @katier2283 6 років тому +3

      Luna Eclipse hi!

    • @notaninterestingperson5769
      @notaninterestingperson5769 6 років тому +33

      I've seen this user before. I couldn't tell you where, just that I recognise their face. Their name. Their boldness. Something drew me to them. Something... odd, unlike anything I've felt before. If this was a noire film, I'd be monologuing at this point. Maybe it is.

    • @LunaEclipse720
      @LunaEclipse720 6 років тому +41

      I can't tell if you're creepy, trying to flirt with me, or on drugs.

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 років тому +25

      I believe the answer is "yes"

  • @goot1087
    @goot1087 4 роки тому +141

    “Skyrim doesn’t even let the children die!”
    George Lucas does, though!

  • @ballerbeau69
    @ballerbeau69 4 роки тому +36

    2:43 when the painting is beautiful you become Jesus

  • @shadowgirl1239
    @shadowgirl1239 6 років тому +307

    Congratulations Sims. You broke Pat.

    • @thecobbfamily7761
      @thecobbfamily7761 5 років тому +2

      ShadowGirl12345678910 Congratulations Pat. You broke pat

    • @thecobbfamily7761
      @thecobbfamily7761 5 років тому +2

      Congratulations sims you broke me

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 5 років тому +1

      Congrats, Sims!
      You got a degree!
      _in idocy_

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 5 років тому +1

      Lol
      I slept idiocy wrong, talking about some being an idiot!
      _ironic._

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 5 років тому

      Trick this, spelt

  • @Marigold11037
    @Marigold11037 6 років тому +175

    I was looking at the 2011 ones like "Wow! This was only a couple of years ago!"
    _It was seven._
    Edit: I'm gonna clarify, I mean that it was posted 7 years ago when I watched it, not that _I_ was 7

  • @dragongaming2796
    @dragongaming2796 6 років тому +314

    3:37
    Guys....
    I think we broke him...
    How do we fix him?
    Who has the PMSeymour instruction manual?
    We need to hurry we won’t survive long without him

    • @apen8265
      @apen8265 6 років тому +17

      Sky Dragon
      I think we just have to wait, and give him water.

    • @undead_gaming
      @undead_gaming 6 років тому +10

      Um I think the dog ripped it up!

    • @quinn9037
      @quinn9037 6 років тому +7

      GhostGirlGaming oh crap, what do we do now?

    • @dragongaming2796
      @dragongaming2796 6 років тому +7

      GhostGirlGaming shoot.. well we’re doomed

    • @cottonkyandi1760
      @cottonkyandi1760 6 років тому +12

      Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

  • @Maxer4000
    @Maxer4000 5 років тому +46

    I imagine the scene of graduation while there's a guy in the back is on fire waiting to get his diploma

  • @diegobrando3453
    @diegobrando3453 5 років тому +57

    Why is it that when something gamebreaking happens it's always you three?
    Egypt China France

  • @jadelumi28501
    @jadelumi28501 6 років тому +110

    I was playing the Sims 4 yesterday, and I had my Sim caring for his toddler before he went to the bathroom. AND THE TODDLER DECIDED TO LITERALLY STICK TO HIS HAND, AND I COULDN’T GET HER OFF. Eventually, I just had to restart the game, and now little Amelia has finally mastered walking.

  • @jaybutt4124
    @jaybutt4124 6 років тому +13164

    My favorite patch note is where the sims can't leave a building, like school, to avoid a meteor, so they all just have to die cuz school is just that important.

    • @joshuanorman2
      @joshuanorman2 6 років тому +1197

      It was more like:
      Sims will now automatically leave a building which is going to be hit by a meteor, unless it is a school where they are not allowed to leave and will die

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 6 років тому +644

      Today, we will be learning why meteors are dangerous.
      This will be a live demonstration.
      Children, stay on class, you are being rude to the presenter if you leave.
      We will be watching from afar outside the school.

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 років тому +632

      The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I DISMISS YOU. NOW SIT DOWN AND LEARN Y-

    • @katsukibakugou2131
      @katsukibakugou2131 6 років тому +157

      Tallah Riehl
      *BOOM*

    • @pensivex4250
      @pensivex4250 6 років тому +142

      Imagine dying in math class holy shit

  • @arseniikolesnikov9960
    @arseniikolesnikov9960 6 років тому +627

    SIMS like he's having a good time reading this

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 6 років тому +13

      I'm glad this game is just a
      SIMSulation
      Because, burning alive and being forced to graduation seems like it would generate pain SIMSulis

    • @alex_runarin
      @alex_runarin 6 років тому +6

      STOP
      IT

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 6 років тому +5

      Gizilly Dream
      But.... It's so SIMSisfing to tell these SIMsational puns

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 6 років тому

      Ayyyyyy

    • @LeeAndergen
      @LeeAndergen 6 років тому +4

      No.
      No.
      *From a distance* No.
      *Even further away* NO!
      *slams door*
      *From hallway* NO.
      jk that was well played

  • @yourownpersonalexistential2470
    @yourownpersonalexistential2470 6 років тому +745

    *Still waiting to be noticed by senpai, though it is no longer possible as he has stopped using UA-cam comments*
    Edit: YESSSSSSS THANK YOU

  • @leumbi
    @leumbi 3 роки тому +142

    every other game: “finally, players finally wont stop clipping through walls!”
    the sims: “finally, players cant woohoo with their burning car!”

  • @GWASGY
    @GWASGY 4 роки тому +58

    No more "try for baby" w grim reaper is the real glitch. Epic fail.😔

  • @sejcai
    @sejcai 6 років тому +119

    sims patch note:
    fixed bug where the baby comes out of your tv like the ring

  • @unfunny2386
    @unfunny2386 3 роки тому +187

    Imagine being a sim and just seeing all this shit happen, like "Oh, I see that Bob is driving to work with his son attached to his hand. And there's Alex, that go-getter her, attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper! Ahhh, just a normal saturday."

    • @dogmatic2553
      @dogmatic2553 3 роки тому +14

      "attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper" I CAN'T LMAOO

    • @Aaron47916
      @Aaron47916 3 роки тому +10

      I just fuckin died, maybe cuz i metetealized in egypt, china then france

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 3 роки тому +13

      "Oh & would you look at that, young Bobby is graduating today. Hmm, I didn't know he was in to fire stunts that much. Talk about dedication."

    • @sooooooot
      @sooooooot 3 роки тому +3

      @@Aaron47916 you gonna try for baby with the grim reaper?

    • @Aaron47916
      @Aaron47916 3 роки тому

      @@sooooooot wait wasnt that patched

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 6 років тому +93

    To quote Tumblr
    "I cried real tears."

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 років тому +3

      As opposed to crying fake tears...?

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 роки тому

      *How is it possible to cry **_real_** tears?*

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 3 роки тому +27

    God i love how overly specific the patch notes are. Like imagine someone whose never heard of this game and reads "Fixed a bug where if a Pregnant Sim climbs onto a mansion rooftop owned by a deceased Male Mummy, the height of the mansion has an impact on their feelings towards their second Best Friend"

  • @no_name4415
    @no_name4415 5 років тому +34

    What if you wanted to try a baby with the Grim Reaper,
    but god said *"No."*

  • @elizabethh.9556
    @elizabethh.9556 6 років тому +306

    I have a story that happened to me today.
    I just saw an old woman sniff a sunflower and say, "it's meat; it's not vegan" like really confidentially.

    • @anidami6468
      @anidami6468 6 років тому +24

      What in tarnation
      Also, that profile picture is driving me insane.
      Oh wait. I'm already insane.

    • @hls6627
      @hls6627 6 років тому +18

      I thought your profile picture was a piece to stray hair and I tried to brush it off my screen unsuccessfully

    • @MiiChanx
      @MiiChanx 6 років тому +5

      sure you did.

    • @fatymah1138
      @fatymah1138 6 років тому +8

      Beatrice The Golden and then everyone clapped

    • @Rocknoids
      @Rocknoids 5 років тому +5

      r/thathappened

  • @mightyflamberge713
    @mightyflamberge713 6 років тому +34

    6:15 Imagine a guy just holding his hand out and screaming at the ceremony.

  • @xxweirdofromspacexx1119
    @xxweirdofromspacexx1119 3 роки тому +35

    Egypt, China, and France:
    Reality can be whatever I want

  • @xpr0gidy
    @xpr0gidy 5 років тому +21

    5:25
    Parent: go stand in the corner!
    Child/Teen: *literally fucking dies*

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 5 років тому +36

    Your voice kinda sounds like JonTron.

  • @aequinoctiale
    @aequinoctiale 6 років тому +93

    Please take a look at "The Strange Log" twitter account it's essentially a compilation of all weird video game change logs ever

  • @shovelgoat3017
    @shovelgoat3017 6 років тому +63

    There is no escaping these notes. There is no possibility of not laughing at this. Stuck forever in a vortex. Like going into a swimming pool only for the ladder to disappear. Trapped, doomed to an aquatic grave.

    • @peggo1217
      @peggo1217 6 років тому +4

      Wonder where you got that idea

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 6 років тому +1

      Sims 3 patch #492

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 5 років тому

      Not anymore, those fuckers can climb out now! You gotta wall the entire pool off to stop them.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому +13

    1:09 and he hasn't yet made it to the GRIM REAPER...

  • @scoutwith124hp9
    @scoutwith124hp9 3 роки тому +18

    2:49 Jesus just wants to check out the painting

  • @noahriddell8031
    @noahriddell8031 6 років тому +842

    *KEEVIIIN!!*
    Points if you get the reference

    • @otamatone3293
      @otamatone3293 6 років тому +66

      That darn Kevin! Making all these EA workers do extra stuff that wasn't a problem before!

    • @boulevardo5067
      @boulevardo5067 6 років тому +59

      J I M P I C K E N S

    • @Rennothy
      @Rennothy 6 років тому +26

      Oh
      My
      JIM PICKENS!!!

    • @jakesteampson7043
      @jakesteampson7043 6 років тому +25

      Otamatone
      At least the workers aren't trapped in his basement serving as his food.

    • @snugglebabe70
      @snugglebabe70 6 років тому +1

      Noah Riddell DARNIT KEVIN

  • @marsh690
    @marsh690 6 років тому +45

    *Pat saying Oof is my new religion*

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 6 років тому +86

    This is the virtual equivalent of those funny dead letter laws or ridiculous warnings that seem obvious to anyone with common sense. You know they must have happened to someone at some point, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. You know that someone had the police called on them for a situation involving a donkey sleeping in a bathtub in Arizona, and that someone with a peanut allergy sued a company for not making it clear that their peanut butter *may* contain nuts.

    • @leilah5434
      @leilah5434 3 роки тому

      my god people are idiots. its amazing that we managed to get this far

    • @ashcyr3711
      @ashcyr3711 2 роки тому +8

      i freaking love blue laws. did you know that in sone states, it's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant?

  • @kyleb.4384
    @kyleb.4384 5 років тому +9

    5:20
    Oh yeah, kids can die
    Me and my sister drowned one because we decided that we didnt want a child in thr house
    This had made us say the sentence 'Lets give Cole the murder room, he deserves it'
    On the childs gravestone we put 'We never liked you'
    Cole was a murderer oc btw
    (In the sims! Me and my sister didnt drown a real child)

  • @official-obama
    @official-obama 3 роки тому +16

    2:34 fixed an issue that causes the world to restart from the hadean when traveling to egypt, china or france.

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 6 років тому +203

    .....I can't breathe.....send help.....

    • @katier2283
      @katier2283 6 років тому +1

      Avery BigMess hi!

    • @avery1093
      @avery1093 6 років тому +1

      Katie Richards hello!

    • @deguchifamily_9620
      @deguchifamily_9620 6 років тому

      Avery BigMess HEY!!!

    • @tost5936
      @tost5936 6 років тому +2

      breath is a noun, the fact that you cannot [noun] is astounding and i require you to teach me your paradoxial ways

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 років тому +2

      no i will not, i will be the only one

  • @holliehrm7928
    @holliehrm7928 6 років тому +62

    Er, partially mutated Seymour? Are you ok? XD
    *whispers* guys... _guys_ ... I think we broke 'im...

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 років тому +3

      This is preferable, because i don't know who is WHOle, but I see me in a MEss

    • @il_aquilus
      @il_aquilus 6 років тому +2

      Johnathan wow. *slow clapping*

    • @holliehrm7928
      @holliehrm7928 6 років тому +2

      I...I...I don't get it xD

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 6 років тому +2

      The ExplosiveEnderman
      Nor do I. You're not the only one.

    • @holliehrm7928
      @holliehrm7928 6 років тому +1

      Tadeo Gomez I think we should get it...
      (For lack of better word...duh.)

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie 6 років тому +79

    "Eating specific prepared meals no longer has an impact on an unborn baby's gender"
    Also known as pulling a Ruka Urushibara

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 3 роки тому +4

      Strawberries and pop music for boys, in TS3

  • @4sety
    @4sety Рік тому +11

    4:07 Child Protection Worker: "ma'am, we have determined you unfit to raise this child"
    child: *rips a hole in the space-time continuum*

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 6 років тому +71

    0:30 That still happens in real life whenever my Mom sees someone she knows.
    Also that 1 dislike was from the ghost that didn’t receive a diploma.

  • @TheYagich
    @TheYagich 6 років тому +13

    6:46 oh you'll get your degree, don't you worry pal.
    A third degree that is.

  • @acatgif
    @acatgif 6 років тому +64

    The Sims Patch Notes are the best thing you could ever read. They’re hilarious! 😂

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 5 років тому +12

    *When you want to leave school because a meteor is coming but class isn’t over*

  • @Ashtray2341
    @Ashtray2341 6 років тому +86

    How about a facecam in the next "Reading the sims patch notes" so we could see how much laughter you can make.
    ...Just an idea tho...

    • @deloptin545
      @deloptin545 6 років тому

      YEEEEES WEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEED DEEEEEEES

    • @Ashtray2341
      @Ashtray2341 6 років тому

      Deloptin YAASS

    • @neoxus30
      @neoxus30 6 років тому

      It may be that i'm disgusting but i can't stand watching reaction videos with a face)

    • @Giraffe143
      @Giraffe143 6 років тому +1

      HE DID IT

    • @milklover0110
      @milklover0110 5 років тому

      He does

  • @neptune9647
    @neptune9647 6 років тому +18

    6:12 Now look, Jimmy. I know that you're on fire. But you still need to attend your graduation.

  • @whimsy5623
    @whimsy5623 6 років тому +13

    2:59
    True irony would be having them view a painting of Jesus.

  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO 2 роки тому +4

    They honestly should have kept the bug where sims relationships break down when travelling to France. It’s more realistic that way

  • @WidthTomJones
    @WidthTomJones 5 років тому +4

    IF THEY DON’T GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL, HOW WILL THEY GET THEIR GHOST BACHELOR’S DEGREE

  • @aestheticallysaturn2965
    @aestheticallysaturn2965 6 років тому +10

    5:05 EXCUSE ME, BUT DID YOU WATCH THAT SERIES OF CASPER WHERE HE WENT TO A BOARDING SCHOOL? No? Well then..

    • @-_-June-_-
      @-_-June-_- 2 роки тому +1

      *I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE ELSE KNEW ABOUT THAT* 💀

  • @GameOn044
    @GameOn044 6 років тому +214

    First of all, Perfect
    Second of all, In time
    Third of all, *im first*

  • @lucasknox9694
    @lucasknox9694 6 років тому +19

    I'm french.
    The Sims don't like my country

  • @Lova_Dahn
    @Lova_Dahn 4 роки тому +4

    6:11
    Jo- Jontron, is that your voice?

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 4 роки тому +15

    "you can no longer try for baby with the - wheezing - GRIM REAPEEERRRRR"

    • @slavbigyoshi7677
      @slavbigyoshi7677 3 роки тому +1

      ᵍʳⁱᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 роки тому +1

      🇬 🇷 🇮 🇲  🇷 🇪 🇦 🇵 🇪 🇷

  • @marije-382
    @marije-382 6 років тому +10

    1:19 I can’t believe it. My life has been a lie. My friend and I tried multiple times to have kids with the grim reaper in the sims, it took us years. Only tried 3 times but still. But we saw it on UA-cam so we knew it was ‘possible’. I can’t BELIEVE it wasn’t possible since 2009..

  • @leurunner4764
    @leurunner4764 2 роки тому +9

    3:17 yes, they can fly, but cars are still faster. they fly at a max speed that's about the same as that of a person riding a bicicle.

  • @SanicStudios
    @SanicStudios 4 роки тому +5

    5:13 check your mental health, people.

  • @vanukas8783
    @vanukas8783 4 роки тому +8

    5:48 unicorns get their power from sorrow and anger

  • @beaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @beaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 років тому +10

    Anyone remember the part where you could no longer try for baby ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᶦᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ ˀ

  • @tsedgwick12
    @tsedgwick12 5 років тому +13

    "Grim im sorry we cant have our dream family"

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 років тому +7

    4:37 Reminds me of that video about some girl who went to a New Years party, and there was one on the main floor and a different one in the basement.

  • @ballisticboo7808
    @ballisticboo7808 4 роки тому +17

    "You can no longer try for baby with the Grim Reaper"
    *Thanos disliked that.*

    • @stalwartnerd
      @stalwartnerd 3 роки тому +1

      I see you are a man of culture as well.

  • @knuti27
    @knuti27 4 роки тому +10

    0:52 is rng manipulation at its finest

  • @ShardzCR
    @ShardzCR 4 роки тому +15

    “Oh, that’s a cool painting by the swimming pool! I gotta get a closer look!”
    *performs a miracle*
    “Oh yeah, I like this painting!”
    *everyone staring because some random guy walked on effing water*

  • @neonwillowleaf
    @neonwillowleaf 6 років тому +20

    ok no joke hearing Seymour laugh just makes my heart warm he is so pure omg

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 5 років тому +11

    0:37 *FLASHBACKS*

  • @jeshwemmy1634
    @jeshwemmy1634 6 років тому +67

    Luv u

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 років тому +2

      yeah it's a very nice letter, isn't it?

    • @alex_runarin
      @alex_runarin 6 років тому

      Johnathan AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 6 років тому

      Gizilly Dream
      Stop, or you'll have a heart stroke.