If Deadpool Was Charged For His Crimes
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2023
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What crimes would Deadpool be charged with?
A video examining what would Deadpool be charged with if he wa to be in court.
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@@PumpkinHead-jt3vx YES
@@David280GG lol
@@chilldedede I think he does :)
Going from 27 bucks and community service to 6 life sentences within about fifteen seconds is Deadpool at his finest
$27.50*
@@camblycreeper7999we're talking about murder and you obsess of 50 cent?
@@Solon1581
Yes. $27.00 isn’t so bad, I suppose, but $27.50 is where you start running into some real big trouble.
@@Solon1581yes
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 ok
Do NOT hire Deadpool as a hitman. So many lives would UNNECESSARILY lost and his actions would easily be traced back to you!
True.... so true... but the fear of you being able to hire some immortal killing machine, and him doing what you technically wanted does strike a presence... just saying!
Bite me. I will hire him because he kills unnecessarily sometimes.
Plus he would just be joking 99.9% of the time
I’ll keep that in mind next time i’m looking for one
@@Callah_2same here I like to see people die
He can literally outlive all of his charges, something NOBODY can do at this big of a scale
Yeah...
Well, no. There are some that can, but yes. He can.
@@mdeleon9481yeah reminds me of the time my uncle lived out 88 life sentences
@@grandre3464
I meant the characters MOUSAIT already passed
Yeah, 86 life is like 3 months for him or something lol. And to be real I'm sure he probably breaks out in 2 or 3 scenes anyway
The transition from him not paying for a taxi ride to murdering 6 people was absolutely perfect 😂
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 YA BARRED!
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104ok
Deadpool is the kind of guy to make friendships out of weird situations and they went with it in a wholesome way.
Look at Hydra Bob
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 can you shut up
More than likely he'll just ruin your life for shits & giggles and harass you while doing so because there's nothing you can do about it.
I'd love to see all the charges of Baby in the film Baby Driver. At the end of the film we actually do hear how many charges he is given and the sentence, but it's never made clear what the actual charges are or how accurate they would be. So it could be an interesting topic to try and decode what the court was looking at in the final scene.
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@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104Too bad I did
I find it both interesting and hilarious how he gave Deadpool like, idk almost 100 life sentences, but didn’t give him a SINGLE Death penalty, because, well Deadpool can’t die 😂
True ig
It's true because even if he was sentence to death he'll survive every execution possible because he's immortal
@@rainbowdashandsonicftw4792Deadpool isn't immortal. He just has a really good healing factor.
@@user-oz3um2ii7oExactly. He can still die. His healing factor just makes it incredibly difficult for him to do so.
@@user-oz3um2ii7oeven if a single cell remains, he can come back. Functionally he's immortal
Knowing that Deadpool has the continuoty stone, he can just erase all of his crimes just to do them all over again.
Lik mai soft сосk
Or he could raise it to 69,420 life sentences and constantly adjust it until he gets bored.
he just has the power of nuh uh
Nah I'll still remember xD.
Duh.
5:27 FRIENDSHIP 💀😂😂
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He would probably be a world class felon, or terrorist if he tried hard enough.
Anyone from comics can be a world class felon or a terrorist if they tried hard enough.
Yea
Anyone can be a terrorist
@@sabnock31 true
In the comics he definitely is a terrorist on not just a global but universal/galactical scale since he kills the entire Marvel Universe in one storyline
I love how amidst all the carnage he gets points off his license for running a red light
4:56 Respect Deadpool telling the Camereman to look away
The cameraman has seen worse, I do t know why he did that
just showing an action scene and counting the crimes as they occur is great, should be done more often
Deadpool's comic book counterpart makes him look like an angel.
I'm surprised you didn't count the kidnapping charge for when Deadpool tied the kid from Princess Bride in his old bedroom.
Why would he do that?
@@totalhufflepuff203for Deadpool 2: Princess Guide 13. To be fair Fred Savage is like 40 years old now, which takes the kid out of kidnapping
@@PanAndScanBuddyillegal detention and or imprisonment but still considered kidnapping regardless of age but that jab at age did make me giggle so good one.
@@PanAndScanBuddy I don't think Mousait had the PG-13 cut of Deadpool 2 so he wouldn't have known about this unfortunately, but if he did...he would've definitely counted along with Deadpool's other charges.
0:28 Everytime Deadpool kills someone the Life Sentence's rise's up and I cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
"Now they're just censoring scenes from my movie? You took my job, too!"
Lol
UA-cam demonetization is mercyless
Yeah couldn't be me im not no sellout unlike some people
OBJECTION!
3:33 Wade also kissed Jeremy meaning that can be conceived as either SA or Groping.
3:58 This ain’t exactly a Riot it’s more of a Bar Fight and also, I don’t think Death Pools are illegal and he was attempting to win the Sister Margret’s Death Pool.
Meaning it would just be Match Fixing and a Conspiracy to Murder attempt.
The way Deadpool earns life sentence after life sentence after life sentence each time he kills someone had me laughing the entire time XD
He'd probably still find a way to survive that sentence.
Edit: so if a life sentence is 25 years with parole, he'd be in prison for over 2200 years.
yeah lol
Isn't Deadpool human?
@@maxthompson7107he’s basically immortal
@@zeta0149 OK, so he really does have 2200 years until he can even be considered being released from prison. One long prison sentence.
Imagine being the guy who releases Deadpool after 2 millennia
5:31 the back-to-back continuous life sentences is hilarious 😭
5:40 technically he only knocked out Bob, he didn't actually kill him, so life sentence 45 wouldn't really be a life sentence for just knocking him out
Yeah
Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Deadpool Commits A Murder in this video.
Your gonna be dead and a half from that 😂
Can you imagine if that gave Deadpool the death penalty. After all, I think that at least 1 of these murders had aggravating circumstances. I wonder what the state would do when no form of capital punishment on the books was able to kill him.
Probably just encase him in concrete and drop him in the sea
I do believe that Depending on the state, if you survive the first attempted execution You can argue that the sentence was carried out
@@macewindu1yea. I watched a case about this or something lol. It was back in like the 1950s and the electric chair malfunctioned.
5:20 the power of FRIENDSHIP
I love it when you have to block off the gore stuff with the money logo
Some Potential Future Videos
- If Patrick Bateman Was Charged For His Crimes
- If Freddy Krueger Was Charged For His Crimes
- If Michael Myers Was Charged For His Crimes
- If Pennywise Was Charged For His Crimes
- If Jason Voorhees Was Charged For His Crimes
As someone who has never watched deadpool this is wild 💀
9:14
This is one of those times when the music doesn’t matter.
I don't know why the nonchalant music at 6:00 has me dying
Copyright Bud
@@Ratchet_TFP I am aware, just it does not fit at all
@@yeboiepiktrix524 It Just* Ohhhhhhh It Was Satisfying for me tbh
I kinda find it funny that every bullet that comes out of Deadpool's gun is a life sentence sound. It's funny to me.
He's just doing his job.
1. Places to go
2. A face to fix
3. Bad guys to kill
That is his list.
"Thank me later, Canada"
That got me😂😂😂
Everytime Deadpools kills someone the life sentence's rise's up 🤣🤣🤣
Despite all the horrendous crimes committed, thank goodness he didn’t get a single death penalty, until Deadpool 3 perhaps
Deadpool is going to kill everyone in the Fox Marvel Universe, I'm telling you now...
Deadpool could just plea for all his crimes to be the death sentence and just move on with his life after they kill him!
Oh wait…
He can't die no matter how hard he tries
The closest thing would to dead for would require a wood chipper and piranhas
@@derpyderp1991 yeah, its why he sais "oh wait..."
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7:24 That might actually be voluntary manslaughter instead of second degree murder. Voluntary manslaughter is an "act of passion," where a typical example is coming home and finding your wife in bed with another man and killing one or both of them in anger. I have a feeling that the other guy killing DP's wife would qualify it as an act of passion, meaninng a likely manslaughter charge rather than 2nd degree murder.
Edit: an argument could be made in court for 8:14 to also be voluntary manslaughter
I feel like jumping into a car on a busy public highway might also count as some form of reckless endangerment
This video is more of a kill count.
True
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Also is that really his laptop, and does he have a better computer he uses for editing?
8:46 to be fair, I think the police would be more concerned about the thing on fire, than chasing after a stolen bike
Deadpool is just speedrunning those life sentences
If the Punisher was charged for his crimes he’s not a villain but he does crazy things.
He doesnt need to be a villain to be charged
Lol, This Taxi Driver Is Too Sweet To Be Scared of Deadpool. XD
3:27 I LOST IT WTF💀💀💀💀
I love Deadpool he's so mentally ill 💀🙏🏻
In hypothetical scenarios, “were” is always used as opposed to “was”. So it should be “If Deadpool were charged for his crimes”. :).
Luv ur vids
Grammatically wrong
Having "Points off license" at the end just cracks me up.
Props for making it so the times on the video in the ad perfectly line up with the time on this video when the ad starts and ends
2:36 cute cat, what is its name?
I LOVE the editing in this video! Keep it up man, you are improving!
0:38 I’d also charge him for property damage and trespassing for breaking into those cars.
Well, most of the murders were technically self-defense. His wife was killed, his house was raided, he killed a kid-torturing asshole, and he was tortured by a group of people (with intent to sell him into slavery, which is highly illegal) for at least three months (i forgot how long). But being a merc (he was really a hitman) is still illegal.
But, since it's Deadpool, he would certainly break the fourth wall and respond to the final sentencing at the end of the video
I love how it includes both multiple life sentences and points of licence
Me: what Mousait confess of the sentencing to Deadpool? Stays back there.
Heather: agreed.
Duncan: oh yeah.
Gwen: no argument.
I'm pretty sure this single video is a new record for most 1st Degree Murder charges.
Thanos: am i a joke to you?
Now this channel is charging a real hero for the crimes he made
WOW, just watching that Life Sentence counter tick up every single second that passed.
PS: At what point do his blood sprees cross into Mass Murder?
3:21 Shouldn't he get a sexual harassment charge here? Or threat to R***?
5:50 Should've Let him Speak
The way the world sees us the way we-
Deadpool-Pulls the trigger
1:46 isn’t it robbery?
No, it’s just Petty theft.
8:13
Wasn't at this part that he tried to kill the bald guy with glasses? If yes it was going to be considered attempted murder right?
PS: Can you make a If Venom was charged for his crimes pls
Exceptional video as always Mousait chef's kiss. I'm amazed that Deadpool basically commits crimes as a hobby and gets a list of charges THIS long😂😂. His live-action self's crimes are petty felonies compared to the ones commited by his comics self.
The fact that Deadpool’s fines are so miniscule compared to how many lives hes taken is unironically hillarious
9:05 TBF, Deadpool can’t see it
Most of the time it’s probably better than the original song tbh
Why did demonetisation symbols make me laugh 😂
Ikr
I didn't think it was funny I thought it was more annoying
I would like to see charged crimes for the following 8 subjects
1: Pixar villains 3 (Ercole from Luca, Evelyn Deavour from Incredibles 2 Sid Phillips from Toy Story (why did you not cover him in the 1st one?), Thunderclap from The Good Dinosaur, and Sir Axelrod from Cars 2)
2: Every John Wick antagonist
3: Vecna from Stranger Things.
4: Illumination villains (Belle Bottom, Gru (Despicale Me 3 edition), Carlos, Jimmy Crystal, and Bowser (put a disclaimer that this will not include Bowser from the video games)
5: Deadpool (part 2), duh
6: Nick Goode from the Fear Street Trilogy (so that you can have fun making unique videos)
7: Super Mario Bosses (Even though it’s gonna be more of the same aggrivated assault/possible murder charge)
8: My most wanted thing since I started watching your videos: James Bond Villains!
If you do all of these, your channel will have lots of unique videos. There are lots of stuff (including the James Bond stuff) that I feel you might be interested in, so dive right in if you want to!
Where have you been with James Bond?
'To count every second of your eighty-five life sentences.'
The warden- Megamind October 10th 2010
How does Walter white have more time in jail than DP does
9:40 they would probably try and give him the death sentence but you avoided it because it wouldnt work, smarty smarty
Unless we put a Mutant Power Shutdown collar on him.
You should do a video on what crimes would the Spider-Man villains of the Raimi trilogy be charged with: Green Goblin (Spider-Man), Doctor Octopus (Spider-Man 2), New Goblin, Sandman and Venom (Spider-Man 3). You should also do a video on what crimes would the Amazing Spider-Man villains be charged with: Lizard (The Amazing Spider-Man), Electro, Rhino and Green Goblin (The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
A lot of murder!
Yup ...
A lot of bаllsасk fluff lost
7:36
Fair enough.
The people DP killed at 5:40(and also some others before that), wasn't that technically self defense, as they attacked him first?
I love how quickly the sentences escalate that is peak deadpool honestly
88 life sentences, you can’t tell me that this isn’t what Megamind did before the movie began
I think you could also get him on reckless endangerment for causing a car crash
So is a life sentence referring to the inmate's life, or is it a period of 80 years or so? He'd either be there forever or for ≈6,880 years.
Not even 1 minute in and Deadpool already has 13 life sentences, $10,027.50 fine, and community work.
But he still didn’t get a death penalty
playing the most peaceful song known to man as an guy in a red suit casually solos an entire gang is an comedy genius
5:10
I will.
If Jurassic Park/World Villains were charged for their crimes 1, 2 and 3 pls.🙏🙏🙏😇
this might as well just be a kill count of the deadpool movie
i find it funny how in less than a minute he has 13 life sentences
I gotta ask, do you actually use the real heights for the final charges list? Or do you just place them on there?
You missed a life sentence in 1:05
the 3rd guy survived the headshot and later gets killed by the dual katanas
"Bugger off Cat it's my Shake." That is the funniest sentence in the channel.
But they have nothing on his greatest crime of all: breaking the fourth wall.
5:35 looks like you forgot the $!
do not report the video
That was for the damages
It’s funny seeing how deadpool has to do simple community work ontop of the rest of his sentence 😂
Try doing a series on Troma characters - “If Troma Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes”
1:17 Who the fuck are you?
What the fuck are you doing in my crib?
Amazing, love it!!!! ❤❤❤❤
Do if Arno & company in Uncut Gems were charged of their crimes but, in general you should do if Connie Nikas from Good Time was charged of his crimes
Series idea: What if HEROES are charged for their crimes.
3:32 i would also give a sexual assault charge or Smth cuz he kissed the dude without consent and he was clearly uncomfortable
goofy
a kiss on the cheek tho?
@@perkshaven I ment sexual harassment either way bro was uncomfortable clearly
Nah I’m first
congrats on being the first comment
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Finally, someone who has more life sentences than Megamind, which begs the question: What did Megamind do?
I love how it starts out censored, but at the end it just isn’t, like mousait gave up