Pizza Tower - All Boss P-ranks WITHOUT Jumping/Uppercut* (weakassknees%)
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- *I had to use the shine spark & cancel into tackle for Boss 4 and the escape I'm a fraud sorry. But I didn't jump!
Regardless, I know this has been done before, but I felt like putting my own spin on it by compiling all the fights into 1 video, and attempting to do the escape sequence for Fake Peppino. I hope its entertaining enough for you.
*Side note on Fake pep: It MIGHT be possible to do the fight without using the shinespark cheese for attack 5/6 in phase 1 by using your I-frames from taunting to dodge the attacks from the clones (which cannot be parried normally). However the timing on this is VERY tight and while I did use it in some attempt with success on attacks 6 & 10, it makes the fight MUCH harder, and requires more setup to manipulate where the attacks will come from and when they'll reach you, so you can actually avoid it.
But the escape requires some vertical movement no matter what so get rekt nerd I guess.
TL,DR: no shinespark requires many super tight frame windows, I'd guess 1-5 frames depending on enemy speed. not worth trying for me personally.
Also, Big Mcthankies for 500 Subs! it's not a massive milestone for most but still its pretty cool some of you made the mistake to have my garbage show up in your feed. So I hope you enjoy the variety of crap I have to show.
Fight Timestamps:
Pepperman: 0:05
Vigilante: 2:27
The Noise: 4:49
Boss 4 (Including Escape): 8:10
PIZZAFACE: 12:05
![[Pizza Tower] The correct way to fight Pizza Face](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EpiuKbRtrBA/mqdefault.jpg)
I'm not gonna sugargoat it
sugargoat
FUCKING sugargoat
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
DAAAMNN
Too bad, i love sugar
@@Khanza132 Too bad, i love coat
0:58 pepperman looked at peppino like he just graduated
Nah the taunts he fit in the vid were all so perfectly timed no way lol
wholesome
cuteness
Ah Yes, a Perfect specimen for my paintings!
> peppino proceeds to do a heavy punch on him afterwards
13:41 i would like to mention that he waited for the loop to end before picking the gun up so the song sounded right
You don’t do that?
Agree lol
respect
2:41 I love how the vigilante reacted to the taunt like “bruh”
"ugh... can you believe this guy?"
I didn't catch that the first time
*taunts*
the look of "can you not?"
@Bambi Minion #34 *taunts again*
16:15 perfect timing
True
SO TRUE
True!
why did it go so fucking hard tho
Taunts in front of the noise before beating the Mamamia out of him
Giggling at the taunting to the beat during the fake peppino fight
Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing C before getting hurt?
@@mortimer2696 ❌🍭🧥
@@danielkolesar8353 No lollipop coat
@@danielkolesar8353No lollipop coat
@@danielkolesar8353 Not including the lolipop jacket
Only using the skateboard attack at 1 health when you can't jump is such a noise thing to do
3:28 i love how the cow fell on vigilante right when the second phase activated
Oh yeah lol I saw it
stomp
I like how Gus was in the way at 16:38 and Peppino just had to run with him in his arms lmao
I think it was funny when the Noise kept using the skateboard attack like he knew it was effective against you.
I second this
Every fight is personalized? I wouldn't be surprised.
No its just that he did all the atacks he could in the 2 phase so he started using skateboard
@@scrubbytheslime7703 not noise's tho he randomly uses his moveset
Well no he just uses everyone of his moves 2 times during one phase
I love the peppino taunts
16:15
Dont mind me, just timestamping my favorite sync
Peppino: *taunts before beating the absolute shit out of the noise*
nah it’s the music just listen
10:53 the most satasfying escape run i've seen yet, good enough for me.
weakassknees% is making me laugh more than it should
I saw this in my recommended weeks ago and had to search for it by that term because it would not leave my head
5:14 holy shit didn't know noise made that fucking face when hit lmao, just pause and press the timestamp.
Oh
Oh god
Me after stubbing my toe at Mach 4
When dentist tells you to open your mouth
OK
That face vigi makes when you wait too long is pure gold
16:15 chad really timed it with the music before obliterating him
Now without sugarcoating/jumping/uppercutting
that would just be impossible
@@TheWeirdPantsCharacter he dint tell us to not cheat tho
@@TranaiHai so i can fly but that would defy the rules of weakassknees% and any others bc u can’t cheat
roomcheck go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@Shattered264 invincibility?
Imagine how the bosses feel when they see peppino just breakdancing for the entire fight
the bosses become metal gear rising bosses when you play this way
But this is 2-3 buttons gameplay ?
@@wackymulter I meant how you’re always parrying they’re attacks but you’re right mgr is way more complex
@@bostin1472 yeah, mgr makes me suffer, i am the keyboard user.
@@wackymulter I send my condolences
I actually did the weakassknees% for noise because I found it easier then jumping around due to his “tactics” of just getting cheap/unexpected hits on you. Worked well and successfully Pranked.
Same
Did anybody else notice that 16:16 synced up really well?
This is what it looks like when a Sekiro pro plays Pizza tower.
Dude, you are actually insane for attempting this with no jumps, I’m quite amazed that you were able to pull it off!
I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT
Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing C before getting hurt?
Presses C 1 second too early
dont judge me. i use D to taunt. (or parry, same thing honestly)
As someone else who's done this but under the no mach jump condition (couldn't beat Boss 4 obviously), it was quite nice to see this.
Edit: to clarify, it was no jump, no uppercut, and no mach jumping
U mean super jump
Uh isnt wall climb allowed?
@@Idkwhattoput5229 you need to jump to wall climb
@@Idkwhattoput5229 Mach Jump/Wall Run aren't the same, and the wall run requires you to be offground or on a slope
4:05 Fun Fact: Pepino is conceal carrying a Ruger SP-101
8:15 *THIS BOSS WAS SUFFERING*
14:43 Peppino finally uses almost 50% of his true power.
i genuinely didnt know you could uppercut until like a couple of days ago which made pepperman significantly more difficult when i played him (and alas, i've already gotten the p rank)
At which point does uppercutting help on Pepperman?
@@SonicMaster519 im assuming it would be when pepperman bounces into the air?
@@microwave2515 I found it easier to just dash into him after calculating where he would be ending up but yeah, that makes sense.
@@SonicMaster519 thats actually still what i do, i tried replaying him with my knowledge of uppercut and it's just easier
so you didnt read pizza granny’s text? you might be a bit lazy
I just love to see how pro players beat all bosses with P rank
Taunts:
Pepperman: 29
The Vigilante: 19
The Noise: 59
Fake Peppino: 31
Pizzaface: 53
Total: 191
im suprised to see that the vigilante has 19 taunts. it feels like vigilante would be alot more.
Love how you synced the taunts and head slams up with the boss theme for fake peppino
Nobody:
Peppino: 💥 POW POW POW 💥
exactly 3 minutes on the noise. great job
weak ass knees but can still breakdance like crazy
I love how super jumps are allowed specifically for Fake Peppino and Fake Peppino only
I love how you kept taunting in beat with the fake peppino fight
The "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it" Is so strong, that my phone refuses to stop the video when it's off
1:14
Nice
3:37
Nice
5:59
Nice
9:21
Nice
13:14
Nice
(Nice.)
New pizza ingredients!
No suger
No jumping
Dont you justnhate it when the pizza jumps
Using the Mach Jump during the F.P. escape sequence was a stroke of genius.
That detail at the end where he taunts on his dead body, just perfect 😂😂😂
this is impressive! good work! i feel bad though.. looks like a pain in the butt to do.
this is absolutely insane, you just parrying all attacks like it's nothing
...i could've parried the DAMN GHOST IN THE VIGILANTE FIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME?!
I’m never going to get over how HORRIFYING Fake Peppino is.
I thought he was creepy at first but the more i paid attention to him the more I started finding him goofy and funny. He's probably in my top 5 characters for the game.
The fact that you can't parry Noise's skateboard on the 2nd phase is infuriating for this run... good job!
my man actually pranked all the bosses
Peppino has now learned Majima's breaker style
8:18 same bro i wasnt doing it without jumping but he gave me more rage than others
bro made the final boss look like a bowling party
he's not going to sugarcoat it
Imagine shooting someone with a rocket launcher, but the rocket disappears into thin air because the person hit a funny pose at the right time
I love how he keeps tbagging and taunting on the fake peppino 24/7 the whole game as if he destroyed his pizza shop before trying to face peppino
The Noise learnt your weakness and it’s using it against you!!
This universe, The most chill and happy Peppino Spaghetti we had
I want this video but every parry it’s the “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it”
Was wondering how the Fake Peppino chase would work. Nicely done.
I don’t think he’s gonna sugarcoat it
The part where you comboed pizza face with tree enemies was funny
next video: every boss p-ranked without MOVING
"I not gonna sugacoat this dumbest and stupid *SHIT* "
- Peppino
Don't worry too much about using the shine spark & cancel into tackle, I'm sure the walkies scholars who debated whether or not cars were allowed will let you off with only a warning.
bro didnt just parry once for the noise that one time, he parried TWICE. that shit was personal 😭
9:38 THOU HAS JUMPED, THEREFORE THOU HAS FAILED!!!!!!
Shut up
thas a shinnespark not a jump
It's the only way he could dodge the attack (running Fake Peppino is unparriable), and it's a superjump/shinespark
at first I thought this was weakness%. it turned out to be something so much better.
This whole video has been one do the best boss rushes I’ve seen. Absolutely loved it 😂
weakassknees% and also sugarcoat%
There was so little sugarcoating that my mouth feels bitter
If you told me there was a game where you could beat a boss by breakdancing i wouldn't guess it was the game about pizzas and a Wario looking man as the protagonist
That perfectly timed parry at Pizzahead’s last attack tho👌
Seeing you style on the bosses is way funnier to me than it probably should be LOL
When I was trying the same challenge I had literally the same problems: Noise's skateboard, ground slamming from pizza head in last phase, and, Fake Peppino, half of his attacks CAN'T be parried. Respect
This human or *god* at this point P ranked every boss with no jumps or uppercuts while i struggled to do that normally
omori plush
@@mikadosannoji553 a human of culture, I see
After the Noise fight, Peppino’s C key died, so instead of C, he opted to use the B key.
In loving memory of: The C Key
16:16
Okay why is nobody talking about this sync? Peppino out here putting the beat in beatdown.
Okay the vigilante fight was impressive
So turns out you can shoot the ghost for boss 2, wish I knew that sooner..
bro took skipping leg day so seriously he decided to work out every other part of the body.
- Throws Gustavo
- Thumbs up
- Kicks the shit out of Fake Peppino
- Refuses to elaborate
Why do people put themselves through so much pain
People do it for the vine
@@dumbvillage9253 makes sense
Gotta commit to the bit
It's genuinely not *that* much worse than just trying to P-Rank everything normally, because parrying is really pretty easy to do--the only boss who is actually made significantly harder here is Fake Peppino, because he actually has moves you can't simply parry. (Also the whole chase thing that requires you to jump in the first place...)
Holy sh+t this was made like 2 months ago(・_・;)(ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳
Peperman - easy
Vigilante - It's a little difficult
Noise - It's also a bit complicated, but... *SKAREBOARD*
Fake peppino - *SUFFERING*
Pizza face - a little easy...
Pizza head - *SKILL IUSSI!*
Pizza head 2 - a little complicated, but.... *SMASH OF SAMUIST LEG*
Lore of pizza tower all bosses p-rank but peppino ain't gonna sugarcoat it momentum 100
For some reason I never thought to parry the Vigilante Ghost. This video has truly cleansed me of all sugar in that fight
06:57 Noise was using skate attack and this guy CAN'T dodge whatever he do, and funny thing it was his last HP.
Bosses : "You will never defeat us without jumping!"
Peppino : "Well, I can taunt you"
Bosses : "NANI!!"
Peppino : "Oh and by the way, I'll dance while you guys suck at hitting me."
oscar premium needs this guy
Weak ass knees% 👍 (also the fact that Peppino's scream in itself stopped the bosses from 5v1-ing him lmao)
Peppino parry is just like Royal Guard like dante
8:46 pizza tower is a rhythm game actually confirmed
What about 15:39 ?
Peppino :I dont gonna sugargoat it
Taunt before hits you
when your legs don't work like they used to before!
fun fact: the noise is damageable in the first few seconds of the fight where he is taunting you, you just have to be fast enough (ie do the funny crouch dash)
the zoom in on Fake Peppino before the boss fight starts made me laugh for some reason. I think it's Schadenfreude.
Man I was scared once I remembered that PizzaHead 2 has that stomp attack. Good thing you managed to overcome that.
16:13 next two your attacks perfectly layed with music 😮
I just realized that the floor 1's desert like stages are very real looking while vigilante's boss fight background is literally like from some sort of kindergarten act
Pov: You're a boss and you want to hit peppino, but he said: i'm not gonna sugargoat it
WAIT so I heated pizza tower without uppercutting!?!!
Beated****