Are You Looking At My Box?
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- Опубліковано 16 лис 2024
- Guys stop looking at it it's not a big deal...
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hahahaha cause that's the word for the other kind hahaha i get it now hahaha also nice legs man bet you squat a bunch! i'm probably gonna consider checking you out on Patreon, just like a few dozen other folks already have! www.patreon.com/mattcolbo (hey also, lots of new faces here, that is so beyond cool, thank you for thinking i'm worth your time :) )
Have you heard about Dissociative Identity Disorder (also known as Multiple Personality Disorder)?
@Dr. Winner Yes, I have, but that's none of your business, how could you assume that I have any disorders? Racist
@Dr. Winner I was just concerned about you and thought that you might need some medical attention
@Dr. Winner Oh yeah? You think you are the know it all Mr. Right? Stop manspainling things to me!
Ignore me. I’m just here for the show. Continue with your disagreement
Makes sense why he had to record this in the middle of the woods
Also makes sense why he’s the actor for both characters
What doesn't make sense is sunlight, a small continuity error. =p
Also makes sense why he used a tripod
Did you prefer in public? Or in a shared house? Lol
@@pabloata4708 Sunlight moves fast when making recordings
I really liked the part with the box
Very funny Ronald.
thank you Ronald, I am very proud of that part
Hey it’s that car guy I watch, occasionally talking to the box cock guy, who I also watch occasionally. Neat
@@_lak3rs_211 changing my bio to "box cock guy"
MattColbo I feel so honored, brings a tear to my eye. Thank you, sincerely, mr box cock guy
I’m guessing you also have cubic hairs?
oh Spencer you and your jokes
Cube pubes
That's so gross and sexy at the same time
@@appleslover N O
I lol'd
No don’t touch me there
this is my no no square
I like that one XD
Box*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My no no cube.
@@somedatussr4323 Cewebe*
Matt, did you have a stand-in or did you just talk to a tree? Asking the real question here.
1000% talking to a tree
@@MattColbo How did you even pull it off so smoothly?
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@@MattColbo Have the trees ever talked back?
@@vintageyamahasquid You'd be better off not knowing.
”Ah yes, it’s one or the other”
DAMN HE BRICC
layers
@@MattColbo it’s like an onion
@@incompleteriver770 Shrek
bricc dicc
Isn’t reading a book next to a tree kinda like eating a burger in front of a cow?
Gotta show the trees who's boss around here
Yep i do that. Eating a steak at a farm in mountain resort. Im a modern caveman
Or like eating while shitting.
@@memo-fq3ps lmfao
Not until you said it }:
That is a big box you have there step bro
hahahahahaha i'm dying rn
What are you doing? s-step bro
@@JuliuSeizure dying
I-i guess I'm stuck in a washing machine, h-help me step-bro-
I love the Matt Colbo format of two strangers meeting in the woods and then totally failing to converse.
That’s how my conversations usually go
Just like Twilight
My favorite line in this is "both my neighbors died of a medical emergency last week" It's so perfectly brushed over
Is that funny to you?
I feel like what happened here is that you put on the orange suit and then you realized you needed to find some way to disguise your crotch 😂
And behold history was made
the cheeks
*_the cheeks_*
The cheeks
6 sided flat ass
The ButtOcKS
The chunks!
The wagon!
Absolutely a normal conversation, whenever I meet a new person.
This implies that either yourself or everyone you meet has this condition.
@@adammgolan no, we got different cubigons, man! Some of us got them trinises, others got them rhombuweiners.
WHATS IN THE BOX
Do yo know this boxes with the handel and when you turn the handel it makes music until somthing jumps out....
Just bring a handel with you on the date... XD
Is there a carrot?
Some white solution of sorts ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
It puts the genitals in the box, or it gets the hose again
@FKN UNO Jack
you remind me of a dude i saw one time
me too!
This guy's been seen before too, maybe they're the same guy.
@@MattColbo a mirror?
Frankly he reminds me of Matthew McConaughey
MattColbo well yeah, your friend has one
That's a hell of a box my good man
i know thx
Ah cool but have you mentioned the box under his skin?
hahahahaha scalpel pls
@@MattColbo Doctor we’re losing him, the box isn’t coming out
0:00 oh yes, just y'know, reading, while leaning against a tree in the woods, like a normal person
It’s even better that it’s nomral.
Idk, what gets me is the sigh at 0:07
@@sophielogic yeah haha best part
Agh, another weirdo in a orange suit
It's funny because my arse kinda looks like a cube shaped void. That's sooo weird right? Haha. Maybe we should.. see if they fit together? Lol nah nah jk....
_Unless?_
What a terrible day to have eyes.
@@deBrawnyo and a highly vivid imagination. I'm cursed.
Brawneyy
Lmaoooo
Really wish I was Jared, 19 right now
@@Jamie-kk5fq 🤣🤣🤣🤣this whole comment section is killin me
Tight editing. Glad to have discovered you 💖
thank you Harshada :)
Yeah, literally tight
Ok I'm out
This video is actually really well made. The dialogue is written more natural than 90% of Hollywood movies. It reminds me a lot of the Gallon Of PCP sketch by WKUK
Fr
I would like to thank yt's recommended section for introducing me to this channel, pure gold!
The fact that he didn't fall for the suit being his skin but he was completely on board with the shaftless box.
this had no business being as funny as it was
Ah yes he must be a Shorthalt. Blessed with the Cube
Was looking for this :D
I just got really high, opened up my UA-cams and this is the first thing that comes up. I'm crying 🤣🤣
Same
"one thing at a time" lmaoo
me when someone's looking at my box
this has been my favorite sketch of his so far. the timing, the dialogue, and the turn around are just marvelous.
Nothing has been explained, yet, I've never felt so enlightened. Thanks dude!
This is so good that I have mixed feelings
He did such a good job portraying both people, I didn’t even realise they were both him until halfway through
“It’s not something an upstanding citizen would... would make a habit of...”
I'm so happy i live in the multiverse this absurd piece of comedy exists.
I would love part 2
Yo Matt. It’s ya boi.
hey your son tried to beat me up for kissing one of my bois wtf is up with that
Anyone else think of Scanlan Shorthalt's "cube?"
I feel like I'm witnessing a legend being born.
how did this 4 minute video feel like 10?
Scanlan is that you?
THE CUBE!!!
Was just about to comment this!
We’ll always find each other
I like the fact that he apologizes after all that.
So Canadian
Why did this sniff get me so bad 1:00 😂😂😂😂
Just found this channel a couple hours ago and there's already a new vid posted, nice. Your skits are funny as hell, keep it up, man!
well holy heck what timing, thank you very much my friend :) glad you're here
The forrest made me expect the conversation to start with
"oh im sorry"
"Sorry fer wuut?"
I love how we’re making it normal that there’s a guy reading a small book leaned up against a tree in the middle of nowhere
The comedic timing is so perfect throughout!
this tickled my oblate spheroid
Nice sketch bro! you're clearly an expert when it comes to thinking outside the box...
This
As one of those 7 thousand people its a box from base to tip yes
I 100% believed you were going to open with "Oh shit, I'm sorry"
i see you finally gave up your dignity for content.
i love it so much.
I see you've discovered Sam Riegel
Scanlan has entered the chat
I have so many questions and no answers. I think I'd rather keep it that way actually.
its so impressive that i went the whole vid not fully realising its u talking to yourself on diff takes. nice job dude, this stuffs real funny i like it a lot
that's very kind of you Ben, glad I could keep up the charade lol, thanks :)
I loved the simple sorry at the end. Man your channel is smashing it in the sub department in the last week. Keep up the good work.
Heyy, nice box
So, I just started watching your videos today, clicked the bell and everything(got recommended the congestive heart failure vid) and I kid you not, I was just think your humour was what I would call "Out of the box Humour" and boom. You upload this, and my new descriptor for you was killed on the same day it was born.
this channel is about to blow up
I really wanted to see the box
Man just found your channel, I was sold almost immediately, you do very good stuff!
hey thanks Nolan :)
You have such a unique style of banter, I love it.
Literally recently found your channel, and so far I’m not disappointed.
Mostly because my mental health is just about as stable as yours probably
This is the best channel ever! How on earth do you only have this many subs you deserve so many more! You're hilarious!
very kind of you Ryan, thank you :)
@@MattColbo no problem! Keep up the awesome content!
Hey hey heyy
Hello
Henlo
Hallo
Moin
Hio
Grüezi
Whats going on here
Sky is blue
Roses are red
Ppl are saying hello
Thats it
BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
i’m not sure there are many people around here with creativity like this anymore
Rectangular prism, containing your jizm
Cube, glorious cube! You really should try it. If you’re in the mood, I won’t even hide it. I’ll pull down my trousers for any gal or dude oh cube! Glorious cube! Wonderful cube! Magical Cube!
Ah, yes! A Fellow Critter!
a random guy reading a novel in the middle of the forest is totally an anime character
Weres all talking about the box but that has to be some MASTERFUL editing to get that conversation flowing so smoothly.
I am more interested in knowing why he is reading a book in the forest standing up than the box tbh
My god ! It's been now something like a week that I discovered your channel and I'm LOVING it !! Not one video that I dislike, it's simply genius. I still don't really know or understand how I end up on one of your videos but that was a gift from heaven ! Thanks to be just who you are Matt !
"What's in the box?"
"..."
"I said, what's in the BOOOO-" *starts shooting*
The editing in this video blows me away.
in a good way? teehee
bro the forests make me miss canada so much
damn Matt really do be double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon
This dude is gonna be big. I can tell it
Pun intended?
This really makes me smile.
Your brain seems like an incredibly facinating place to be 😂 love it tho, keep it up making us laugh ❤️
...I have no idea why I'm loving this
I've only just started this video and I already know that's it's gonna be hilarious 😌
I watched the Congestive Heart Failure from recommendations, then the Illegal Seashells, and now this.
Needless to say, you are now one of my favorite content makermen people.
Use your head 👀
This is a masterpiece. I watched this with all my friends. So unique! ❤️
Do you often just stand in the woods _reading_ ?
all the time
I'm fascinated by how much I enjoyed listening to somebody talking in a coherent, structured, orderly manner.
Rip the neighbors
Just coming back to this video to say, congrats on gaining 30k subs in a week!
Is it just me or does he really looks like Matthew McConaughey? He even talks like him.
@MattColbo no way you didn't pay this guy to say this
I was thinking the same thing. He looks and moves like him. Even his hair is like season 1 of true detective
This dudes from Newfoundland and mcconaughey is from Texas, they literally sound nothing alike.
@@CrippledCartwheel hahhahahahahahaha
Idk what I just watched, but it's genius!
It’s me. Your favourite subscriber
debatable GRAHAM
I ALWAYS forget about the ass cubes at the end and it ALWAYS absolutely floors me hahahahah XD
you had me at the end lmao
Great editing. Very dynamic. You nail on the timing.
New fan/subscriber here!
thanks bruno! :)
So are you going as a Cheeto for Halloween and wanted to get the most out of the costume, or...
I usually don't like these videos with someone talking to themselves, but I really like your style.
rip matts neighbors😔🙏🏼
I’m glad your channel is finally growing
Can someone tell me how did he know that his box was made of cardboard?
u are so creative! I really enjoy ur videos !!