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  • @VICE
    @VICE  Рік тому +9

    It’s time to set a reminder! A new episode of One Star Reviews is airing on October 22nd.

  • @px30silver4ever
    @px30silver4ever 5 років тому +3127

    This dude had me geeked with those eye protectors having a full conversation with her 🤣🤣

  • @youngbroony744
    @youngbroony744 5 років тому +9819

    My man fell in love with the girl spraying him😂😂

    • @jblackops99
      @jblackops99 5 років тому +853

      It's the first woman besides his mom to see him that naked

    • @ColourMeInvisible
      @ColourMeInvisible 5 років тому +195

      I kind of did too 😂

    • @lukaswatts8422
      @lukaswatts8422 5 років тому +67

      Love at first site

    • @jblackops99
      @jblackops99 5 років тому +45

      @@lukaswatts8422 Sight*

    • @jake.g.263
      @jake.g.263 5 років тому +9

      Your husband has no taste 😂

  • @bigaschwing2296
    @bigaschwing2296 5 років тому +4338

    You absolutely went through that heartfelt conversation with those red things covering your eyes

  • @meghpatel1
    @meghpatel1 4 роки тому +3922

    He should take her out on a date, they both are equally awk but she likes that lowkey

    • @DonceBeats
      @DonceBeats 4 роки тому +154

      Megh Patel she’s definitely not that awkward or even near.

    • @Isaiah-tp7ue
      @Isaiah-tp7ue 4 роки тому +11

      Lolmaetzvg stfu chad

    • @Idleplayer17
      @Idleplayer17 4 роки тому +6

      @ItsCC13x like wtf lmao

    • @LokiPii
      @LokiPii 4 роки тому +125

      Take it from a girls perspective; she was NOT digging it.

    • @itanmayi
      @itanmayi 4 роки тому +54

      Fabulous couple they would be together... Just Fabulous

  • @holoex4475
    @holoex4475 5 років тому +6438

    This dude creates so cringey and awkward moments it’s hilarious

    • @burdistan
      @burdistan 5 років тому +49

      your spelling is hallairous

    • @annalecroix305
      @annalecroix305 5 років тому +18

      HoloEX i find it oddly charming

    • @IMSunnyDude
      @IMSunnyDude 5 років тому +15

      Yah it is funny. Like the very end taking to her lol

    • @batfleckforever3594
      @batfleckforever3594 5 років тому +3

      @@annalecroix305 I find it evenly cringy.

    • @forshzzlemahnzzle2857
      @forshzzlemahnzzle2857 5 років тому

      nothing wrong with his spelling it's his grammar

  • @liamwiltshire3400
    @liamwiltshire3400 5 років тому +3025

    I actually felt so bad for her when she said she was nervous, she seemed lovely

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 5 років тому +103

      Liam Wiltshire you could tell she was dying inside, I felt bad.

    • @ParallelUniversity
      @ParallelUniversity 5 років тому +178

      @@mrwoody1413 She was just pretending to be nervous and sweating so he wouldn't figure out she is actually a robot after all

    • @morpher728
      @morpher728 5 років тому +1

      She sucks tho

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 5 років тому +2

      @@morpher728 what?

    • @morpher728
      @morpher728 5 років тому +1

      @@emiliomarbanjr Ass spray tan

  • @dgnz7628
    @dgnz7628 5 років тому +10713

    Taj is so cringe that it's actually captivating

    • @dukebro3974
      @dukebro3974 5 років тому +30

      Omg 😂😂😂

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 5 років тому +106

      SA Tauranga Right? I can’t tell if it’s on purpose

    • @gracecummins6886
      @gracecummins6886 5 років тому +3

      I comply....

    • @dgnz7628
      @dgnz7628 5 років тому +122

      @@volgax3646 I too wondered at first but he just has a natural awkwardness. I personally think it's just him!

    • @JBravo-id1uj
      @JBravo-id1uj 5 років тому +15

      It kills me

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 3 роки тому +2261

    His 90s blue flame shirt gets me every time

    • @viperishyin
      @viperishyin 3 роки тому +11

      Was going to thumb up but it's at 69 so that's nice.

    • @jonirnmomba4130
      @jonirnmomba4130 3 роки тому +17

      He’s NAILING the Guy Fieri Winter Line of Flame shirts. The “Icy Hot”’is hard to pull off. He’s OWNING the look.

    • @joecastillo9866
      @joecastillo9866 3 роки тому +2

      Lol I used to have a red one

    • @guillermobaier
      @guillermobaier 3 роки тому +1

      Do you know where can I get one?

    • @moisescarrillo6991
      @moisescarrillo6991 3 роки тому +2

      @@guillermobaier go to your local thrifts stores your bound to find a few no doubt! 😂

  • @burnttoast3535
    @burnttoast3535 5 років тому +1756

    The way these videos are edited make me feel like I’m watching a video from the early 2000’s

  • @tt-ln4mc
    @tt-ln4mc 5 років тому +7782

    Can we just take a second to appreciate who the hell edited this video

    • @cesarebachelli
      @cesarebachelli 5 років тому +158

      This star swipe is epic

    • @caseyfeikema3026
      @caseyfeikema3026 5 років тому +56

      Seriously, it's probably better than that spray tan.

    • @yourdad1098
      @yourdad1098 5 років тому +7

      Your Daddy wait thats my name

    • @jq_ke4261
      @jq_ke4261 5 років тому +7

      Merope Angel oh yeah yeah

    • @ReecytheRapper
      @ReecytheRapper 5 років тому +1

      Your Daddy it was me!!!

  • @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
    @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 5 років тому +1534

    Is it possible for Taji to not make a conversation with someone awkward?

    • @HorstEwald
      @HorstEwald 5 років тому +65

      It's him. He's making it awkward.

    • @starvingmosquito8851
      @starvingmosquito8851 5 років тому +56

      that's why he is hosting this specific show

    • @Jeicto24
      @Jeicto24 5 років тому

      LOl 😂😂😂

  • @jakedeen7441
    @jakedeen7441 4 роки тому +6026

    guys, him being socially awkward is his own doing. like he does it on purpose because he knows its hilarious

    • @DailyGamers15
      @DailyGamers15 4 роки тому +60

      Jake Deen we know it’s just funny to highlight it😂

    • @truculenttabasco
      @truculenttabasco 4 роки тому +35

      But what if it's not hilarious? 🤔

    • @futurfry
      @futurfry 4 роки тому +17

      @@truculenttabasco then u dislike maybe or no

    • @saintsergio5592
      @saintsergio5592 4 роки тому +7

      @@DailyGamers15 yes he does it on purpose

    • @butdaddy8361
      @butdaddy8361 4 роки тому +1

      Jake Deen ok

  • @igraeb
    @igraeb 5 років тому +930

    *Taji flirting with the spray tanning attendant for 10 minutes*

  • @levikun2737
    @levikun2737 5 років тому +1974

    That smile.
    That goddamn smile.
    It still haunts me.

    • @uploaded113redone
      @uploaded113redone 5 років тому +23

      He's the type of dude i would expect to see in a courtroom with 4 murder charges , so fucking creepy

    • @omarparedes7220
      @omarparedes7220 5 років тому +5

      This is the girl from sizzle tan

  • @Euphytoseful
    @Euphytoseful 5 років тому +1972

    I can't tell if that flame shirt is on purpose to go with the "awkward" character or if that's what he wears casually.

    • @ChrisSmith-ym1bv
      @ChrisSmith-ym1bv 5 років тому +44

      He wears it all the time

    • @tyler1234321
      @tyler1234321 5 років тому +78

      It's a Guy Fiere Shirt. Definitely for the memes.

    • @cris5244
      @cris5244 5 років тому +27

      its prada

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 5 років тому +4

      The flame shirt is a lifestyle.....666 likes!

    • @jackbtingey
      @jackbtingey 5 років тому +2

      Yes

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 4 роки тому +1368

    I read a comment saying this guy looks like a snapping turtle when he smiles and now I can’t unsee it lmao

  • @jsaywefw5526
    @jsaywefw5526 5 років тому +2592

    Someone said he lookd like a snapping turtle when he smile💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @awkwarditaliangirl8419
    @awkwarditaliangirl8419 5 років тому +2488

    “I don’t think there’s nuts in our product...” yeaaa. You might wanna confirm that...

    • @Tuxo7
      @Tuxo7 5 років тому +44

      I'm okay with nuts

    • @mlgmagichoodini3590
      @mlgmagichoodini3590 5 років тому +6

      Now you gotta add your own xD

    • @Greasybiscuit-__-
      @Greasybiscuit-__- 5 років тому +7

      Dude you can’t just say that she’s a person not a robot

    • @dominicsandoval52
      @dominicsandoval52 5 років тому +3

      It's "Yeah", not Yea.

    • @ZeddisDead
      @ZeddisDead 5 років тому

      @@dominicsandoval52 yeeeeeeeahhhh!!!

  • @MaryKings92
    @MaryKings92 5 років тому +3118

    His awkwardness makes me want to leave, but those 90’s special effects bring me back around

    • @daahsri
      @daahsri 5 років тому +156

      The awkwardness is the best part ahah

    • @huckit9430
      @huckit9430 5 років тому +58

      MaryKings92 shut the fuck up he’s awesome

    • @C.Jariel
      @C.Jariel 5 років тому +11

      He's like that because his acting, he's making the videos like that for people who want to really see the show and making the show special. I think he's Awesome.

    • @trollpikken6907
      @trollpikken6907 4 роки тому

      Skyler Rose I found the Incel

    • @glockcoma5903
      @glockcoma5903 4 роки тому

      Everyone has their opinion and they are entitled to it but it doesn’t make it a good lol the way he is makes this show

  • @bananaswag7928
    @bananaswag7928 4 роки тому +1857

    I swear there was a connection with taj and that staff girl 😂

    • @x-Abraham-x2
      @x-Abraham-x2 4 роки тому +73

      @TheCrazyKid1381 Nah lowkey she was kinda vibing with Taji

    • @Vinkie
      @Vinkie 4 роки тому +70

      this guy breathes sex appeal

    • @yojo7870
      @yojo7870 4 роки тому +23

      Banana Swag, yea. There was a connection. He came in with a tv camera crew. That's all.

  • @hatemkamel6039
    @hatemkamel6039 5 років тому +2723

    This guy is a 1 star at conversations

    • @seanowens1058
      @seanowens1058 5 років тому +8

      Hatem Kamel I’m dead

    • @hubertcrackhead2905
      @hubertcrackhead2905 5 років тому +63

      Probably talks to more people in one day than you talk to in a year lmao

    • @ladygagamonsterfan8
      @ladygagamonsterfan8 5 років тому +94

      I feel like it’s part of the act

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 5 років тому +10

      hubert crackhead you really think this guy is a good conversationalist? that just shows how bad you are at talking to people.

    • @itcouldbeworse5851
      @itcouldbeworse5851 5 років тому +13

      @@jamesmorrison7989 You are obviously not very good at reading.

  • @Judicial78
    @Judicial78 5 років тому +1612

    I feel like this was an awkward dating show between Taji and the cashier/spray lady.

  • @jib14k
    @jib14k 5 років тому +296

    this editor needs to be the highest paid member of the staff for sure!!!

    • @RJT80
      @RJT80 5 років тому +1

      VICE thought they were getting a diversity hire with that name. Instead they got a Tim and Eric fan who looks like Ethan Klein. It's the best thing to ever happen to VICE.

    • @Gothead420
      @Gothead420 5 років тому

      Totally 90's, amirite?

    • @fallingage10
      @fallingage10 5 років тому

      jibk this program needs to air on tv

  • @escrows
    @escrows 4 роки тому +3787

    *THE VIBE THOUGH*
    Bro you literally found your soulmate and she's already seen you basically naked so I mean I'm no scientist but the math is spelled out perfectly here.
    Yes

    • @futureshaman83
      @futureshaman83 4 роки тому +35

      Lol at the idea of a soul mate

    • @maxv0085
      @maxv0085 4 роки тому +62

      Future Shaman lol because you said "lol at"

    • @futureshaman83
      @futureshaman83 4 роки тому +5

      @@maxv0085 What's wrong with it?

    • @maxv0085
      @maxv0085 4 роки тому +45

      Future Shaman Because who in their right mind would "lol at"

    • @futureshaman83
      @futureshaman83 4 роки тому +67

      @@maxv0085 I can't help not to lol at you for saying this

  • @holoex4475
    @holoex4475 5 років тому +1677

    He’s literally me trying to talk to my crush

  • @spokoju8199
    @spokoju8199 5 років тому +1139

    I can't stop feeling like he really likes that girl

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 5 років тому +17

      Yeah, checked the comments only for that

    • @r.i.petika829
      @r.i.petika829 5 років тому +29

      *She’s gay*

    • @xehP
      @xehP 5 років тому +8

      Soul Steele and where did you get that information from? not that I care, but just curious

    • @lidorgod
      @lidorgod 5 років тому +10

      @@bighendrix5696 I'm pretty sure he's playing a character

    • @wastedtalent1625
      @wastedtalent1625 5 років тому +6

      It was edited to make you feel that way, corny love song, focusing on his awkwardness...total setup. My real question is if he if he is playing a part when he’s on camera or is he really is that goofy

  • @gastontrrs
    @gastontrrs 5 років тому +995

    We want the girl back in this channel. One star date coming soon.

    • @bestbassbooster
      @bestbassbooster 3 роки тому +36

      "As you were on top, I really enjoyed that. Why are there so many negative reviews?"

    • @juanpagan8352
      @juanpagan8352 2 роки тому +1

      Please do a dating episode with this girl. She definitely digs you.

  • @xbow3335
    @xbow3335 4 роки тому +505

    He caught feelings for the spray tan lady

    • @dianehoughton5555
      @dianehoughton5555 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah... Lol 😆

    • @matthewharris2264
      @matthewharris2264 3 роки тому +3

      I did to just watching this

    • @3badthebad
      @3badthebad 3 роки тому +13

      you can tell she caught feelings for him too 😂

    • @yubia5216
      @yubia5216 3 роки тому

      @@jh9875 The other girl said have a nice life not her

  • @mrspliffem3746
    @mrspliffem3746 5 років тому +1002

    when he was leaving the place ive never cringed so hard jesus

    • @rudy8409
      @rudy8409 5 років тому +37

      ikr he just stood there smiling at her with his awkward smile for a good few seconds

    • @ahmedreads1794
      @ahmedreads1794 5 років тому +20

      Had to watch it again cuz it was like being on drugs

    • @yass123
      @yass123 5 років тому +7

      Maybe he's into her

    • @TommyTbags0
      @TommyTbags0 5 років тому +1

      He was trying to spit game lol

    • @bustapuppy
      @bustapuppy 5 років тому

      I hope you remain cringed for a month.

  • @johnfurman5946
    @johnfurman5946 5 років тому +1580

    This man is the UA-cam version of Michael Cera.

    • @jacoobart
      @jacoobart 5 років тому +25

      Holy crap. Yes. He legit looks like the Indian version of Cera too.

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 5 років тому +13

      Even the conversation n way he talks lol. Got hella superbad vibes from this

    • @Bruh2sway
      @Bruh2sway 5 років тому +1

      caveman lovesmoke Bruh fr lol this man really got me reminded of Michael cera lol

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 5 років тому

      Even the spray tan

    • @dylanirving7365
      @dylanirving7365 5 років тому

      You're welcome for 1000

  • @FROZYO
    @FROZYO 5 років тому +1250

    "I'm cool with nuts"
    - Taji, 2019

    • @stonew1927
      @stonew1927 5 років тому

      Nuttin wrong with that! :)

  • @maxcovfefe
    @maxcovfefe 4 роки тому +1226

    Please One Star Review...
    - eye exam
    - dental cleaning
    - prostate exam

    • @jeremias-serus
      @jeremias-serus 4 роки тому +10

      @@vasiovasio That's a colonic, not a prostate exam.

    • @MFAdam59
      @MFAdam59 4 роки тому +11

      Max Covfefe no eye exam we don’t want him to get torchered

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe 4 роки тому +6

      @@MFAdam59 Just thought he should have a well-rounded checkup.

    • @catenthusiast81
      @catenthusiast81 4 роки тому +20

      @@MFAdam59 that is a very creative way to spell tortured. .......and I LOVE IT.

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe 4 роки тому +1

      @Samson Dees Hi! Yeah, I meant like a dental hygienist or a teeth whitening session, not the exam.

  • @maxheredia5233
    @maxheredia5233 5 років тому +1635

    My boy tryin’ to lay some pipe😂

    • @earthwerm
      @earthwerm 5 років тому +5

      Max Heredia English please

    • @offwhitecolby
      @offwhitecolby 5 років тому +48

      Outpat he wanted the secs

    • @earthwerm
      @earthwerm 5 років тому +81

      @@offwhitecolby That's for sure. The thirstiest little turtle I ever did see.

    • @popahtrj
      @popahtrj 5 років тому +3

      @@earthwerm Fucking grammar nazi

    • @anonymousblank5635
      @anonymousblank5635 5 років тому +9

      @@earthwerm He was attempting to seduce that woman into procreating with him

  • @League-of-Losers
    @League-of-Losers 5 років тому +440

    Taji is so awkward and cringe but he is like so perfect for this

    • @nameless4575
      @nameless4575 5 років тому +2

      8:26 that nod.. LOL
      Has he ever talked to a girl before?

  • @DarylSeldon
    @DarylSeldon 5 років тому +1982

    This was so cute, it was like an awkward first date. Or when you're talking to someone and you suddenly realize you like them and things get weird.

  • @schirikhabe8999
    @schirikhabe8999 4 роки тому +681

    This guy just says nothing and just stands there with his weird laugh which makes the situation more akward than it is

  • @rockoedelik6785
    @rockoedelik6785 5 років тому +1214

    That good bye was cringy AF with that serial necrophilia killer smile, but he coo tho.

  • @wat5709
    @wat5709 5 років тому +1957

    Man Indian Shia LeBeouf really likes that blue flame shirt doesn’t he

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 5 років тому +5

      💀💀💀

    • @gorosgod3514
      @gorosgod3514 5 років тому +47

      you just wanted to say indian shia lebeouf man..

    • @donaldmcdump3770
      @donaldmcdump3770 5 років тому +10

      Wat I think what u meant to say was Indian Guy Fieri

    • @AkulSamratbluechip
      @AkulSamratbluechip 5 років тому +1

      I said the same thing a few videos ago......yup he's our Shia LeBeouf

    • @jinismymom7272
      @jinismymom7272 5 років тому +1

      MIDKNIGHT FENERIR same thing

  • @jacoprinsloo4099
    @jacoprinsloo4099 5 років тому +700

    I'll be mad if there's no awkward date followup episode between the employee and that dude.

    • @81jordan81
      @81jordan81 5 років тому +46

      1 STAR tinder date review

    • @artyom9137
      @artyom9137 5 років тому +5

      Jordan Tomlinson tinder is for quickies my g

  • @Sarahcatluther
    @Sarahcatluther 4 роки тому +108

    that girl looked like she was ready to cry at the end of the video lmao.
    ps this editing is EVERYTHING.

  • @DtownJ
    @DtownJ 5 років тому +3339

    This guy sure does look like a snapping turtle when he smiles

    • @ziutasow2244
      @ziutasow2244 5 років тому +6

      Vanny L omfg lol

    • @chevy547
      @chevy547 5 років тому +5

      IM DEAD OMG 💀😂

    • @C_M_G
      @C_M_G 5 років тому

      Lmfaooo

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому +35

      Vanny L lmfao, when he gave her that creepy smile at the end when he was about to leave. That killed me. 😭😂

    • @darthneph4900
      @darthneph4900 5 років тому

      😂👍

  • @kasperpeszko5437
    @kasperpeszko5437 5 років тому +602

    He compliments this show really well haha. I love it.

    • @DragonsDutch
      @DragonsDutch 5 років тому +3

      the only thing he is missing is a moustache

  • @Cutiebeep
    @Cutiebeep 5 років тому +2276

    Micheal Cera's and Ethan Klein's love child

  • @biancalawson9044
    @biancalawson9044 4 роки тому +219

    I have the weirdest and most unexplainable crush on Taji, like the kinda guy who takes you to olive garden on your first date in a Prius with board shorts on

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 3 роки тому +3

      Olive garden is so nasty

    • @Bebedollie
      @Bebedollie 3 роки тому +1

      @@NinjaSushi2 why lots of people go there then

    • @LaceLoop
      @LaceLoop 3 роки тому +7

      @@Bebedollie people are nasty

    • @atheistsince1210
      @atheistsince1210 3 роки тому +14

      Taj clearly owns his persona and everything he does he’s the total opposite of egotistical and judge mental I just can’t stop fucking laughing:-)

    • @charliecastillo1244
      @charliecastillo1244 2 роки тому +1

      Me too! Lol

  • @user-gx7jt9eg6l
    @user-gx7jt9eg6l 5 років тому +451

    The awkwardness makes me want to jump out of my window.

    • @atv22345
      @atv22345 5 років тому +3

      I thought ur profile pic was the 1 star guy smile bruh

    • @annalecroix305
      @annalecroix305 5 років тому

      GabbusWabbus awkward is cute! But yeah the girl was pretty awkward haha. Can’t blame her tho

  • @aaronrommelrath8205
    @aaronrommelrath8205 5 років тому +1286

    Have you gone back and asked the tanning woman out yet? 🤔😂

    • @Anuq
      @Anuq 5 років тому +78

      She seemed pretty interested lol

    • @brycebailey7215
      @brycebailey7215 5 років тому +25

      I was thinking the same thing lol.

    • @vanlalpeka191
      @vanlalpeka191 5 років тому +28

      I hope they hang out together

    • @lovelyqueen5072
      @lovelyqueen5072 5 років тому +73

      Aaron Rommelrath BUT THAT ONE PART WAS SOO AWKWARD HE WAS JUST STARING AT HER FOR LIKE 10 seconds

    • @aaronrommelrath8205
      @aaronrommelrath8205 5 років тому +19

      @@lovelyqueen5072 oh yeah that was a face palm moment for me, I felt the sexual tension deplete on her part... kinda hurt a bit to watch 😂

  • @desireesmith862
    @desireesmith862 5 років тому +568

    Why do I get the feeling that he kinda liked the spray tan lady?

    • @uploaded113redone
      @uploaded113redone 5 років тому +31

      Why do i get the feeling that he kinda likes any women that will actually talk to him , even if it's literally her job

    • @desireesmith862
      @desireesmith862 5 років тому +6

      Not a Phony
      Why do I get the feeling that this is the only one of his videos I’ve watched yet I don’t doubt a word you typed. And I also get the feeling that I won’t be giving any extra effort to watch anymore of his videos unless they pop up into my recommended like this one.

    • @evanjacoby7805
      @evanjacoby7805 5 років тому

      @@desireesmith862 I think you might be beneath the joke friendo

    • @desireesmith862
      @desireesmith862 5 років тому

      Evan Jacoby oh, I was being sarcastic, I understand the joke.

    • @NerdLady100
      @NerdLady100 5 років тому

      I ship it. But I don't think her wife would be cool with it.

  • @nadimsawaya
    @nadimsawaya 4 роки тому +40

    It's great that he shows kindness and compassion when he does these episodes. It would be so easy to take the piss out of these people for a few cheap laughs, but he does a great job in showing he human side of these people that have received bad reviews...well done!

  • @sirgeorgioalastrata4104
    @sirgeorgioalastrata4104 5 років тому +399

    Whoever did the editing on this video deserves a raise

    • @zerowolf9491
      @zerowolf9491 5 років тому +2

      Know right. I love the 80s vibe to it

  • @samchun5427
    @samchun5427 5 років тому +1307

    Taji: Thank you
    Tan girl: You’re welcome
    Iconic

    • @tylerjohnson2307
      @tylerjohnson2307 5 років тому +31

      Then he proceeds with the most awkward small ever

    • @JuanMongeJ-3Dmo
      @JuanMongeJ-3Dmo 5 років тому +1

      @@tylerjohnson2307 HAHAHA that was another whole level

    • @catekorins8831
      @catekorins8831 5 років тому +4

      Your friendly neighborhood black bro
      "So I just stand on this....barefoot....cool "

    • @Iceis_Phoenix
      @Iceis_Phoenix 5 років тому

      @@tylerjohnson2307 smile*

  • @kingexis4682
    @kingexis4682 5 років тому +1488

    Next up: I visited a one star reviewed drug dealer

    • @alejandropaiva6470
      @alejandropaiva6470 5 років тому +13

      FBI Guy so you thought he will take you to your dealer??? Not this time fbi nice try

    • @kingexis4682
      @kingexis4682 5 років тому +6

      alejandro paiva Bruh you just exposed my cover, expect a visit from the fbi 💀

    • @666BurnThemPrisons
      @666BurnThemPrisons 5 років тому

      Too bad we can't because you bastards are trying to shut down the market places. Or so I heard.

    • @waty0usay1
      @waty0usay1 5 років тому +3

      "I had sex with a one star reviewed hooker"

    • @SoheniGlamGirl
      @SoheniGlamGirl 5 років тому +1

      FBI Guy 969 to 970

  • @AA-fn9xz
    @AA-fn9xz 4 роки тому +242

    Seems like a 5* place to me. Really clean and modern interior, friendly staff and the owner seemed genuine.

    • @camaraderie1897
      @camaraderie1897 3 роки тому +40

      It might just be because he got two huge ass cameras with him. There must be something that got the business a lot of one star reviews and became the worst in yelp, he just didn't experience it :/

    • @ima.m.1658
      @ima.m.1658 3 роки тому +7

      @@camaraderie1897 Yeah, I agree, that definitely could make some of these places put in effort that they don’t usually put, when the cameras are present. It does make me wonder at times how much of it is a front in order to appear better and how much of it is genuine.

    • @Jay-zt1pq
      @Jay-zt1pq 3 роки тому +7

      @@ima.m.1658 idk... You see some of these other episodes like the boat captain for example, camera or no they don't give any fucks lol

    • @gusfalk
      @gusfalk 3 роки тому +3

      I really hope they would go back to each 1 star place with a hidden camera and microphone, perhaps with another interviewer just to see if the experience is a lot different.

  • @strykepi258
    @strykepi258 5 років тому +629

    Teacher: you need to use a hook that grabs the readers attention
    Me: As I stood there more naked than usual

  • @bubby6539
    @bubby6539 5 років тому +1641

    The sexual tension in this episode is palpable

    • @ipwndrums
      @ipwndrums 5 років тому +96

      fucking love the word "palpable" easily one of the best words in existence

    • @TheOldAmishMan
      @TheOldAmishMan 5 років тому +34

      You can palp it

    • @vaalejo1sarchive494
      @vaalejo1sarchive494 5 років тому +26

      The senate

    • @asspounderify
      @asspounderify 5 років тому +7

      1 star sexual tension

    • @r_streit9527
      @r_streit9527 5 років тому +4

      TheJewThatCuckedYou able to be palped

  • @juliogaonasalas4151
    @juliogaonasalas4151 5 років тому +1582

    Go to a 1 star dentist

    • @michumomo
      @michumomo 5 років тому +53

      julio gaona salas nooooo 😂

    • @fkeita67
      @fkeita67 5 років тому +15

      Yes YEs YES

    • @helioszxc
      @helioszxc 5 років тому +1

      no no no no no

    • @terva3371
      @terva3371 5 років тому +20

      He is gonna look like a crackhead

    • @dukebro3974
      @dukebro3974 5 років тому +1

      Omg 😂😂 yesss for a future vid

  • @flatzfishing9083
    @flatzfishing9083 4 роки тому +278

    "love can be cruel sometimes" as taji walks away imagining what could've been. Oof.

  • @aoutline8266
    @aoutline8266 5 років тому +716

    Its so awkward watching him flirt with the lady who did his tan😂

    • @Fr3sh-Kush
      @Fr3sh-Kush 5 років тому +5

      a outline lmao thats how i met my gf😂😂

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 5 років тому +3

      I guess, he was still green.......I'll show myself to the door.

    • @theskiesaredark
      @theskiesaredark 5 років тому +12

      Honestly, he has more courage than 99% of the haters commenting on here. At least he's attempting to overcome his shyness when talking to a woman. It's easy to hate on other people.

    • @aoutline8266
      @aoutline8266 5 років тому +3

      @@theskiesaredark I'm not hating on him

    • @ramlethalvalentinedestroye1784
      @ramlethalvalentinedestroye1784 5 років тому +1

      @@theskiesaredark he only has more courage than you

  • @jeso317
    @jeso317 5 років тому +730

    This dude needs his own channel. I love these vids

    • @zenixoffical
      @zenixoffical 5 років тому +9

      check out philipsolo, he has lots of 'worst x in my city' videos

    • @tstaur6052
      @tstaur6052 5 років тому +6

      He does, H3H3 - Check em out

    • @fuzes1eazy599
      @fuzes1eazy599 5 років тому

      He has his own channel

    • @crashbash8549
      @crashbash8549 5 років тому

      @@fuzes1eazy599 what's it called?

    • @Mickeysalinas90
      @Mickeysalinas90 5 років тому +2

      T Staur I’ve been thinking the same thing thought i was the only one lol

  • @AldweeshTheFifth
    @AldweeshTheFifth 5 років тому +614

    Tajj, i love you man.. but those were pathetic flirting attempts 😂

    • @BAP3221
      @BAP3221 5 років тому +53

      I think the worst part was that he was wearing a flame dress shirt. That automatically disqualified him.

    • @ominous-omnipresent-they
      @ominous-omnipresent-they 5 років тому +13

      I think that's part of the act. Really. It seems intentional. Although, I am not good with people myself so I hold nothing against the man.

    • @BAP3221
      @BAP3221 5 років тому +3

      Keith Adams bruh he needs to know the basics of how to talk to a woman. Presentation is a must every time you go out in public. Atleast look decent. Lol. He was flirting with her. Look at the end of the video where he said they should hang out some time and she brushed him off lol

    • @amy8145
      @amy8145 5 років тому +3

      @@BAP3221 that's an act for the show jesus christ he is intentionally awkward. Have you never seen that done before? Pretty common act. You're here giving flirting advice to this ACTOR (he assumes an exaggerated character or even version of himself for the show) like a moron

    • @jakupi1304
      @jakupi1304 5 років тому +1

      Amy true it’s all entertainment and he’s damn good at it

  • @ladysun7965
    @ladysun7965 4 роки тому +231

    "Sorry, I just got nervous and I need to pee"

  • @VoVina111
    @VoVina111 5 років тому +622

    Why does his awkwardness and extra long smiling remind me of Toby Maguire from Spiderman 3 hahaha

    • @TainoMoya
      @TainoMoya 5 років тому +5

      It really does remind me of that hahaha

    • @hero9029
      @hero9029 5 років тому +8

      He reminds me of ur man from from h3h3 but a younger version.

    • @mardaliakhmedov9434
      @mardaliakhmedov9434 5 років тому

      Still the best Spiderman in existence

    • @AlejandroReyes-tz9jn
      @AlejandroReyes-tz9jn 5 років тому

      It’s pizza time

  • @Pariah_Larry
    @Pariah_Larry 5 років тому +332

    Bless Tajis little tan heart. He’s smitten

  • @jarosawkownacki3114
    @jarosawkownacki3114 5 років тому +1121

    The editing is on point as always. Cracks me up every time.

    • @v.coronado4381
      @v.coronado4381 5 років тому +1

      You should definitely watch Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. They are the originators lol

    • @4PF
      @4PF 5 років тому

      @@v.coronado4381 whats the chanel called?

    • @atartup
      @atartup 5 років тому +2

      Remarkable just searched it up it’s amazing

    • @sugarskullgaming6739
      @sugarskullgaming6739 5 років тому +5

      Jarosław Kownacki lmfaooo yes it has like a late 80s 90s vibe 😂😂😂😂

    • @fuzzysharks2437
      @fuzzysharks2437 5 років тому

      million dollar extreme has similar editing in some videos but some ppl wouldnt like their content :/ i think theyre funny tho!

  • @YouTubeSupportTeams
    @YouTubeSupportTeams 4 роки тому +114

    i think at the end he was trying to get the girl to say he was Hot as the opposite of cool, but it never happened :(. so he just gave her an awkward stare. LOL. Legend.

    • @stealthis
      @stealthis 2 роки тому +1

      I thought she'd say he was Tanner

  • @Mexindian01
    @Mexindian01 5 років тому +175

    Those mad Taji flirting skills tho....1 second eye contact the way to go

  • @zoa2129
    @zoa2129 5 років тому +282

    The editing is what makes this video 10x better!

    • @vndx22
      @vndx22 5 років тому

      Zo Zo agreeeeeeeed

    • @Tay_Singer
      @Tay_Singer 5 років тому +1

      What editing software do you think they used for this?

    • @popularshows6433
      @popularshows6433 5 років тому

      @@Tay_Singer Photoshop

  • @NightOfTheLiving8bit
    @NightOfTheLiving8bit 5 років тому +225

    One Star reviews...don’t tend to be one star experiences when cameras and production staff are around.

    • @lostinthelookingglas
      @lostinthelookingglas 5 років тому +12

      Eric D if this is them putting their best foot forward...I would never go here

  • @m.williams2619
    @m.williams2619 4 роки тому +452

    "I'm not a robot"
    Sounds like something a *ROBOT* would say!!

    • @arul20
      @arul20 3 роки тому +3

      PLEASE BE ADVISED NOT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ROBOTS. NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY ROBOTS HERE .. ONLY humans, speaking Human English. Yes.

    • @luci.charm4
      @luci.charm4 3 роки тому

      Spongebob ha

    • @chucknasty8090
      @chucknasty8090 3 роки тому

      Or, you know, someone who’s not a robot

  • @marcossantiago6160
    @marcossantiago6160 5 років тому +1190

    This guy is so cringy.
    And wtf is happening between him and the girl? 😂

    • @McYngMny
      @McYngMny 5 років тому +105

      Marcos Santiago Love

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому +144

      Bro, that creepy smile at the end, he gave her before he left. I was dying. 😂

    • @davidrancano5863
      @davidrancano5863 5 років тому +15

      @@Sergio-fu7mv he always has a creepy smile

    • @iAMtunaFISH
      @iAMtunaFISH 5 років тому +23

      Nothing but hilarious editing.

    • @bestinnj5803
      @bestinnj5803 5 років тому +7

      Marcos Santiago does he do it on purpose?

  • @LoneStarStinger
    @LoneStarStinger 5 років тому +396

    Those 90’s looking graphics/music are awesome 👏🏼 Thumbs up to the Editor

  • @yaboideej4227
    @yaboideej4227 5 років тому +563

    So you see that’s where the trouble began.
    That smile.
    That damned smile.

  • @liamqueef3875
    @liamqueef3875 4 роки тому +30

    Lol it’s nice that she was honest about being nervous when he asked her what was up. It’s nice you get to give all these one star places a chance!!!

  • @jedidaforce2595
    @jedidaforce2595 5 років тому +700

    I’ve never done spray tan because I’m Hispanic and don’t have to, but from what I’ve seen how a lot of people look after doing this, I will say that he’s isn’t bad. A lot of people literally come out orange.
    I don’t knock the girl for the tan dripping because that problem can happen anywhere, but she fixed the problem and gave him a tan.
    The only thing I would knock them off a star for is the lady not knowing if there’s peanuts in their product. That could be a huge problem for someone with peanut allergies.
    I give them 4 stars.

  • @thugravity
    @thugravity 5 років тому +968

    he said “i’m cool with nuts” then she said “😐”

    • @unspherdcomb6
      @unspherdcomb6 4 роки тому +6

      😂💀

    • @BigBlunt75
      @BigBlunt75 4 роки тому +12

      That was him telling her I’m gay and that’s why I didn’t ask for your number at the end.

  • @AplusNerd777
    @AplusNerd777 5 років тому +206

    I think he's in love.

  • @kennapaigemusic
    @kennapaigemusic 3 роки тому +13

    Taji is SO adorable. I love the way he treats other people & his sense of humor & his perfectly timed awkward smile!

  • @RMS-Productions
    @RMS-Productions 5 років тому +544

    He went from virgin to poolboy real quick

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 5 років тому +7

      René L. Morais Samdal Pretty sure hes still a virgin

    • @vercetti8670
      @vercetti8670 5 років тому

      James Morrison how is he a virgin

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 5 років тому +1

      Tommy Vercetti its hyperbolic speech. The dude is just awkward as fuck the whole time.

    • @amy8145
      @amy8145 5 років тому +5

      @@jamesmorrison7989 that's his character. It's intentional

    • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
      @LetsbeHonestOfficial 5 років тому +2

      10/10 comment. Your channel is awesome too, man

  • @jdblick1002
    @jdblick1002 5 років тому +309

    That interaction at the counter made me squirm with so much cringe. Taji is funny but almost unbearably awkward.

    • @c8h8e8c8k8m8e8o8u8t
      @c8h8e8c8k8m8e8o8u8t 5 років тому +1

      You would like Andrew Hales.

    • @Amberussianbeauty
      @Amberussianbeauty 5 років тому +1

      It made you squirm? Well aren’t you the cringe one

    • @kyrinky
      @kyrinky 5 років тому

      He can obviously do that on purpose. I used to do it myself, while keeping a straight face. My friends used to love it.I should start again lol.

  • @svar4842
    @svar4842 5 років тому +362

    Why does he look like the younger version of h3h3?

    • @TBK7
      @TBK7 5 років тому +24

      Sævar cause they both jews

    • @Ceez542
      @Ceez542 5 років тому +2

      @@TBK7 he kinda looks Italian to me

    • @livejaylive
      @livejaylive 5 років тому +1

      LITERALLY THOOOO

  • @logank444
    @logank444 4 роки тому +63

    He has a magical ability to pass on his awkwardness to other people

  • @06livefast
    @06livefast 5 років тому +326

    This was the greatest unintentional comedy in the history of human civilization.

    • @rollaroyce747
      @rollaroyce747 5 років тому +2

      its an act aha

    • @jamesmalik3355
      @jamesmalik3355 5 років тому +2

      It is intentional, It would be unintentional if the place had 5 stars

  • @Jayson666youtube
    @Jayson666youtube 5 років тому +574

    This guy is so awkward but i love it. I also love the old editing style, freaking awesome haha

  • @miroe1975
    @miroe1975 5 років тому +456

    My boi really a walking experiment 🧪

    • @ituke12
      @ituke12 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 4 роки тому +214

    Who cares if he's painfully awkward at times, at the end of the day he's still obviously a really good person and that's all that matters.

    • @tommychoppa7564
      @tommychoppa7564 3 роки тому +11

      He exaggerates it on purpose. The fact you and everyone else cant tell is very concerning. How fucking unaware can you be.

    • @leachville3001
      @leachville3001 Рік тому

      Yes well said.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 5 років тому +395

    Thumbnail looks like he transformed from Ethan Klein into Mark Cuban.

    • @unarmilion457
      @unarmilion457 5 років тому +2

      EBK Wave this comment deserves way more likes

    • @thekicho3469
      @thekicho3469 5 років тому +1

      EBK Wave lol I was waiting for someone to say that this guy looked like Ethan, but damn the second pic does look like mark cuban.

  • @dicebagdaryl
    @dicebagdaryl 5 років тому +573

    This guy is just a discount Ethan from H3H3.

  • @foyasoul2
    @foyasoul2 5 років тому +227

    8:08 just that whole conversation is a cringe fest, the awkward pause, the snapping turtle smile just all of it

    • @hermanrwebster
      @hermanrwebster 5 років тому +18

      "snapping turtle smile". Perfect.

    • @juno_mournstar
      @juno_mournstar 5 років тому +1

      snapping turtle smile ksjsksk oh shit I found a clikkie ||-//

    • @ExclusiveGrant
      @ExclusiveGrant 5 років тому

      Yea, his smile is creepy too

  • @statelineLife
    @statelineLife 3 роки тому +26

    To have such confidence and also be so awkward. Its awesome that you can be that way.

  • @sophiexxttv
    @sophiexxttv 5 років тому +812

    I mean, isn't the point of these types of videos to go in undercover? Everyone is going to act differently if they know they are being filmed.

    • @neonskuller
      @neonskuller 5 років тому +80

      Exactly my thought. If they see cameras, of course they'll act more professional than ever.

    • @Jane-yg3vz
      @Jane-yg3vz 5 років тому +31

      Multiple cameras and probably multiple takes. One camera was behind the counter where the girl with the blurred out face was standing.

    • @aaarsix
      @aaarsix 5 років тому +116

      I understand what you mean, but really the main point of these videos is to see Taji put himself in weird scenarios to create entertaining content.

    • @charlescarter4608
      @charlescarter4608 5 років тому +19

      That's what I was thinking...you can tell the girl is a huge bitch, on her best behavior for the camera. Lol

    • @giuliaxlovee1519
      @giuliaxlovee1519 5 років тому +3

      I mean, it’s Vice cmon 😂

  • @ginichimaru5476
    @ginichimaru5476 5 років тому +54

    Kudos to Taji for being the guinea pig for us all. His humility & bravery are truly enviable.
    Much respect & thanks for the laughs.

  • @ianerixon
    @ianerixon 5 років тому +553

    how do you usually respond to all these negative reviews?
    "I will make them cry."

  • @bbazurk7236
    @bbazurk7236 5 років тому +471

    I thought this was h3h3 first glimpse

    • @Wanderer_Zofran
      @Wanderer_Zofran 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @graceharris2485
      @graceharris2485 5 років тому +1

      NOE MENJIVAR same

    • @njuta
      @njuta 5 років тому +5

      Oh, same. I just needed a bit of singing about a pukka shell necklace

    • @tiffany4628
      @tiffany4628 5 років тому +2

      Lol me too! Thought Ethan went to get a one star tan

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому +1

      Same 😂

  • @wilburke189
    @wilburke189 5 років тому +154

    My g. I thought he was gonna ask her out.

  • @kirin2d265
    @kirin2d265 5 років тому +338

    He looks like a glazed roast chicken

  • @marklesparkle5882
    @marklesparkle5882 3 роки тому +28

    The lady spraying him seemed very sweet. You can't please everyone!

  • @cherryave5707
    @cherryave5707 5 років тому +293

    This guy goes though a lot of crap for vice

    • @CaptainKryuk
      @CaptainKryuk 5 років тому +11

      yeah i feel like this is just a lot more structured version of jackass

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND 5 років тому

      @@CaptainKryuk Yeah but the STREET CRED tho

  • @ante425
    @ante425 5 років тому +655

    Bootleg Ethan Klein when he became a 90’s boy band member.

    • @NintendoDRS
      @NintendoDRS 5 років тому +15

      Yes! I was hoping someone else saw it too

    • @Tuxo7
      @Tuxo7 5 років тому +8

      He's skinny young ethan

    • @Connor_Stefanick
      @Connor_Stefanick 5 років тому +11

      ant?xny Resemblance is uncanny, I think Ethan had a child before recently.

  • @JidhinDas
    @JidhinDas 5 років тому +449

    Hats off to the video editor....retro effects and creative ideas ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @xantoniaxxx
      @xantoniaxxx 5 років тому +1

      Jidhin Das it reminds me of the old Mary Kate and Ashley shows

  • @nickstavrosvisuals1036
    @nickstavrosvisuals1036 4 роки тому +61

    I love that he acts so damn awkward in every episode lmao