"My armour is to protect against those who would harm me physically, Your garb is armour against those who would judge you mentally. We are not the same" 🗿🛡
"Medieval armor wouldn't protect you in modern day, it's useless don't waste your money!!!!! 😭😭" Me using it to protect myself from canadians 🗿(They don't actually have any firearms)
Katanas we’re forged of an inferior metal and were meant to cut light armor like wood. A samurai versus a medieval knight would be a slaughter, simply because the difference in the combat environments is so vast.
Subbed, cant believe people dont bother making long versions of the actually good versions of tracks. The same issue happens with the autotrem for example. you did well with this one
"what did the thief stole from your old scottish castle?" "Just a decorative suit of armor, I'm not sure why since there are more valuable things in here" *My honest reaction from the newspaper the day after*
Me deciding what to play in Elden Ring: "Maybe a rot build?" "Maybe a tank or katana build? Maybe a gimmick build?" Basic Reposte Guard Counter Knight build with shield and sword:
"Sir, you can't wear armor to this wedding!"
The longsword in my scabbard:
"My armour is to protect against those who would harm me physically, Your garb is armour against those who would judge you mentally. We are not the same" 🗿🛡
@@TemplarTim based
@@TemplarTimwell honestly plate armour is more for confidence than anything these days cause they can't block bullets.
@astroyeaster9464 I beg to differ. You see, I had a friends shoot me in armor and I was fine. Then we compared it to without armor.
My friend: where's my iron?
*My honest reaction:*
@alastor6738 has made the advancement [acquire hardware]
@alastor6738 has made the advancement [suit up]
@@theYeastBoi1332 theYeastBoi1332 has made the advancement [Cover me in debris]
@alastor6736 was slain by @myfriendwithnoiron using [My Honest Reaction]
@alastor6738 has died trying to swim in lava
Finally someone did this in sync with the beat...
It was about time! Thanks for your support, brother 🛡
@@TemplarTimJesus loves u
@@Dogestronaut2.0 The Lord loves each and every one of us, for he is our Father and guide. God Bless, Brother 🛡
@@TemplarTim Nice to see your on the family, brother 🛡️
@@TemplarTimis there any way you can show/direct me how I can sync it like that with the beat? Cheers
Lithuanian pagan child: when i grow up i wa-
A random knight of the teutonic order:
“Sir you can’t dock your sh-“
The fleet of Crusaders appearing:
The Poles nearby: 😮
Priests looking at pagan children:
Catholic priest looking at pagan children
@@talal6983 I think you're a bit late with that comment.
Mom: you can't wear that to your grandpa's funeral
My honest reaction:
It's what he would have wanted
@@Tariqali-bj5hmhahahaha
His grandpa survived many events, so he's wearing this for memories. Respect❤
Grandpa stand up from the coffin: lit asf boi
Chat…. I’m honoring my family legacy
you can't just be the most chad character in For honor
Male Warden:
"Male"? Don't you mean.. "Traits 2" Warden 🤨🛡
@@TemplarTimwhat a fool i am
I love the Trait 2 Wardens BIG beefy shoulders
Knights campaign was like the only one with interesting and memorable characters
warlord
"You can't just come to your wedding wearing a whole set of armour!"
My honest reaction:
"I'm wearing a suit, you're wearing a suit, what's the big deal, Brother?" 🛡
@@TemplarTimno probs bro, they jus jealous that yo armour looks more SOLID !!!
And you’re a goddamn fool if you think the bros also ain’t rolling up to your wedding in full iron armor.
Witch hunters when they see a Witch
Pansexuals when they see a pan
unuttered dogs for no reason when they see any living thing or inanimate object:
Someone: Makes a cure for cancer
Witch Hunters:
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK you have alerted the horde!
The CIA when they see a legitimate jonalist:
medieval knights when the enemy has no maces:
As a knight myself...this is officially a medieval classic, love from the HRE. 🇩🇪❤️
All my love from sunny England right back at you! 🏴🛡
As a hospitaller in Acre in our lord years of 1288, I bid the lord's fortune to you
As one of the last crusaders to have been in Europe, Gott Mit Uns Brüder.
How are you folk doing in the Third Reich?😊
Your Talking about Austrian Empire right?
Right!@@jestfullgremblim8002
Someone: U cant beat the whole Dark Souls trilogy without dying
My Honest Reaction:
My finest of sincere reactions to your argument
*the person who did* (I forgot his name)
I have finished the game twice and still regularly perish to Taurus Demon without grinding Endurance up beforehand. God bless those legends among us 🛡
@@TemplarTimamong us 📮📮🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@TF2EngineerGamingOfficial.69did you tell soldier to stop teleporting bread yet?
Someone: YOU CAN'T JUST CALL SOMEONE A WITCH AND BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!
My honest reaction:
Boston moment
Sounds like something a witch would say…
Chaos space marines: you are surrounded
Single adeptus custodes:
Someone: You're not a dark souls knight! Stop pretending like you are!
My most honest, truest, most genuine, and sincerest reaction:
Alex:Where is our iron?
Steve's honest reaction :
1:08 hits so hard ong
Ong Ong 🍷🗿
Absolutely, my liege 🗿
ong real
Ong
Sir you can’t beat up your wife- The 1 million power in my rise of kingdoms
"Sir, you can't comment on this video, it's over a year old!"
*My genuine retort:*
"Sir, you can't comment on this video, it's over a year old!"
Mt genuine reaction"
When your one of the first warriors on the planet to grab that full plate after it gets invented 😂
intruders: shh! dont make a noise or the guard will find us!
guardian/knight's honest reaction:
"Medieval armor wouldn't protect you in modern day, it's useless don't waste your money!!!!! 😭😭" Me using it to protect myself from canadians 🗿(They don't actually have any firearms)
@@thiha8600 "run thy pockets!"
"No! I deny" * *sword fight breaks out* *
@@Kereznikovathy the people try to rob ya, shall be banished by Yar holy swordh
@@aprizalrusmana8940 BY THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
@@Kereznikova I SHALL SEND YE BACK TO THE MIGHTY CREATOR
"M'lady, thine cheeks are of the plumpest variety, may wilt thou allow me to clappeth?"
"Bishops are better"
Knight's honest reaction:
This should go viral
FR!
Knights > Bishops
Samurai are superior to knights! Katanas are far lighter and can cut through your armour!
Me:
Reason why my armor exist reaction:
Samurai look way coole-me who is about to do 360 spin and cut their legs
European longswords can cut through katanas like butter.
Katanas were infamous for breaking
Katanas we’re forged of an inferior metal and were meant to cut light armor like wood. A samurai versus a medieval knight would be a slaughter, simply because the difference in the combat environments is so vast.
Subbed, cant believe people dont bother making long versions of the actually good versions of tracks. The same issue happens with the autotrem for example. you did well with this one
My sincerest Thanks, Brother! You have brought me much joy and I hope this video brings you double ♥️🛡
the goat of 2023 memes, i dont want him to die
On that we certainly agree, brother! 🛡
1:07 THE BEAT
Mom: where is my $3000?
My honest reaction:
Blud really think he's the royal prince Roland of third💀💀💀💀
Give me iron and u will make you one for free (lie)
@@emptycanal all I can afford was 400 ounces of copper and some old iron gardening tools, take it or leave it....
@@aprizalrusmana8940
Take it 🗿
“Mother, I have spent thy currency to purchase a medieval suit of high quality steel with a sword and shield to accompany it, have a good day”
"Griffith did nothing wrong"
My honest reaction:
"I did it I found the cure for cancer!"
*Witch hunters in the area:*
Ngl this is just the perfect one
The others were either barely slowed down or they didnt have enough base at the meme part
My exact reason for making it! So glad it found someone who needed it. Thanks for sharing, my brother.
Knight: "Hey! you cant enter past these gates"
Me and my 800 men:
Friend: "There's no way you can beat the Warden with only iron armor"
Me:
love how the video is on beat the entire time without fail
Thank you for noticing 😎🛡
"what did the thief stole from your old scottish castle?"
"Just a decorative suit of armor, I'm not sure why since there are more valuable things in here"
*My honest reaction from the newspaper the day after*
What an oddly specific, yet hilarious comment! Thank you, Brother 🛡
"Sir you burned 30 orphanages and 13 hospitals killing 312 people"
My honest reaction:
“Sire, you cannot plunder thy shillings”
My LongSword:
Me deciding what to play in Elden Ring:
"Maybe a rot build?" "Maybe a tank or katana build? Maybe a gimmick build?"
Basic Reposte Guard Counter Knight build with shield and sword:
I can't fathom how honest his reaction was!
"Get me that platinum chip"
Me thinking he said Platinum drip:
"You can't just beat the shit out of the assassin, mage and orc all by yourself in the advertisement."
His honest reaction:
Medieval ahh rizz
"Ay where's all the iron i left in our chest?"
"Hey bro- I put a bunch of iron ore in the furnace, you know where it went?"
MC of an old school animation: *Enters a haunted mansion*
Random reanimated decorative suit of armor's honest reaction:
"this new game has elemental magic, time magic and divine magic.
what are you gonna choose?"
My honest reaction:
“Alright, time for a nice chilled out game of Warzone”
阿府優武絵:
Friend: Who stole my iron?
Me: *Acquire hardware, Suit up*
medieval women:finds cure for cancer using science
Witch hunters:
"Sir we couldnt get you the heavy armorset but just a single armored shoulder piece. What are you going to do?"
Yo Jimmy distract the enemy for an ambush
Jimmy :
It’s already been a month and still listening to it every day
The NPCs: What are those noises that are heard behind that fog?
Me in NG+ clapping Nashandra in less than 2 minutes:
Such a gentleman
"Did you take my iron?"
"No. ( I made a iron armor )
Great job!I love it!❤😊
Thank you for your kind words, shield sister! 🛡
@@TemplarTimur welcome.
"You can't just burn the world with a big tree 😢"
My honest reaction :
"Old times are the worst!"
His Grandpa:
The 16th century knights after raiding and slaughtering an entire village for a payment of 10 gold coins:
“You can't come to school on the last day with that on!”
My honest reaction:
some woman: cure someone of some disease
Catholic Church in the Middle Ages: 1:09
Bro got medival rizz 💀💀
"our state of the art game allows you to be a variety of different species and classes for your character"
My chivalrous reaction:
You cant play og shadow fight 2 its not here anymore!
Me asf:
Women possibly inventing the cure to cancer,
Witch hunters:
Friends : where are my iron ?
Me:
achievement unlocked:acquire hardware
Medieval Rizz
"No matter how much kevlar we have, zombies will still bite our arms and legs!"
My honest reaction:
Just earned a sub my brother 🛡️
Im gonna download this video
Thanks so much for your support, brother! 🛡 Please do enjoy this song to the fullest of your ability
My friend: "Who took all my iron?"
me asf: "Suit Up"
Melina: Don't accept the frenzied flame it'll kill everyone!
My completely honest reaction:
True Kings become the Dark Lord 🕊🛡️
@@TemplarTim The truest gigachads light themselves on fire.
May chaos take the world!
''Excuse me, peasant, I do not allow you to receive my consent to bring your mighty armor here.''
The lance that my fellow nights have equipped:
3:02 let me in your world
Finally i got the one that get slowed to perfection.
It warms my gauntlets to know this edit found someone who needed it! Enjoy, brother 🛡
Black:Why isn't this a mate?
the bishop 10000000 miles away
"nooooo u cant just do crusades because you can"
my honest reaction:
Edp445 when he sees a untouched cupcake:
An* 🗿🛡
“You can’t take back Jerusalem” 🤓
Literally my honest reaction:
"My friends thinking i cant win a fight with iron armor"
My honest reaction:
Neighbor: YOU BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND WITH A TORCH, HOW COULD YOU?!
My honest reaction:
"we're gonna rule europe!"
holy empire honest reaction:
Me after I shoulder bash lawbringer for the 69th time
Friend: we have lost iron
my honest reaction to this information:
Stranger: Can we get ice cream
Someone named ice: 1:08
"Sir you can't burn the witches(kids wearing costumes)! Its Halloween!"
My medieval ah honest reaction:
A woman discovering the cure to cancer
The witch hunter scouting around:
Other beings : Exists
Dark Souls Protagonist :
Bro: Who stole my iron?
My honest reaction: *Suit Up*
Cashier: Sir, you can’t use Monopoly money to buy something
My 100% off coupon:
They say I‘m maidenless
*my honest reaction:*
Heavenly remix my friend, love from the holy land.
Many thanks, brother! Remember to show some love to the original memer Tommy Mason. God be with you 🛡
Grandpa: I survived WW1, WW2 and 3 pandemics
The stairs: 1:10
Who puts a rescue helicopter up five flights of goddamn stairs? 🛡️
@@TemplarTim 💀💀💀💀
Iron armored minecraft players when they see an unarmed player who just spawned.
Last thing the blade and sorcery NPC'S see before they get mutilated:
¡Es demasiado atractivo! 🫨
Me in 1692 when the girl I like rejects me so I accuse her of being a witch:
Amazing edit fellow warrior. Keep up the good work
Thank so much for your support, Battle Brother 🛡
Nooo! Its a game with many fantasy races and classes! You cant just pick the most basic options!
My human fighter:
Humanity is king 👑🛡
Women in the 1600 doing math and talking a bit too loud.
The Witch hunters: 1:11
“Stop being a knight and dueling people and care for me”
My Honest reaction:
"Time for a crusade"
My honest reaction: