"If I Were You" w/Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham - Dangrin's Baton

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  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 роки тому +234

    "This might not be kind......but I bet his grandma wasn't a good person"
    **wheeze**

  • @sylviaellis3625
    @sylviaellis3625 7 років тому +314

    “I don’t think I can take my baton”
    Bo: *falls over*

  • @cameronperry00
    @cameronperry00 8 років тому +360

    Bo didn't give two shits about that kid that was great xD

  • @angelscupboard
    @angelscupboard 6 років тому +92

    “Oh Dangrin, there’s batons all over the yard in this season”
    i adore bo.

  • @MultiNicoleG
    @MultiNicoleG 3 роки тому +50

    The way he fell over when he heard "baton - the weapon kind" is giving me so much joy. 1:31

  • @kylakat13
    @kylakat13 8 років тому +136

    I'm glad Bo finally sat up. I thought he was going to slowly slide all the way down to the ground 😂

  • @beepboop3181
    @beepboop3181 8 років тому +335

    I'm just imagining this question was sent in by Buster Bluth..

    • @kylemagaro6979
      @kylemagaro6979 8 років тому +11

      Quinn Taylor I love you, that's exactly what I imagined

    • @MemberWhen
      @MemberWhen 4 роки тому +2

      Nort Babysit me!

    • @realemaskye286
      @realemaskye286 3 роки тому +2

      i FINALLY got around to watching arrested development and everywhere i look now theres an AD refrence lol

    • @crusty-rag-of-wonder
      @crusty-rag-of-wonder 3 роки тому

      I LOVE THESE REPLIES DVJSD

  • @Adjustvolume
    @Adjustvolume 7 років тому +293

    Dangrin is going to be in a dark alley with his parents. They will be murdered, he will inherit the fortune and will become the Bahama Batman.

  • @jorgelujan9942
    @jorgelujan9942 7 років тому +86

    Hot damn, they put Dangrin on a 10-minute blast!
    I would have loved to be in Dangrin's yacht when he heard this episode.

  • @sadlystuckinreality
    @sadlystuckinreality 7 років тому +88

    Bo playing with his hair will be the death of me.

  • @annalisapizza9559
    @annalisapizza9559 8 років тому +214

    I lived next door to a family of Dangrins this cracked me up so hard, and they really did have nun-chucks.

    • @memsterboy12
      @memsterboy12 8 років тому +8

      So you lived next to a villa...so you live in a villa...which makes you a Dangrin !

    • @annalisapizza9559
      @annalisapizza9559 8 років тому +24

      memsterboy12 I actually lived in the slave house next to their mansion.

    • @Eatmywalnutz
      @Eatmywalnutz 2 роки тому +2

      @@annalisapizza9559 I-

  • @stevencross6189
    @stevencross6189 8 років тому +274

    I really hope Dangrin watched this...

    • @wesley2936
      @wesley2936 6 років тому +35

      This video will soon be taken down for issuing potential sadness to Dangrin

  • @NotAlexxthekid
    @NotAlexxthekid 8 років тому +723

    PLEASE MAKE BO YOUR PERMANENT THIRD HOST.

  • @kasperrose6294
    @kasperrose6294 4 роки тому +47

    I think this is the most chill I've ever seen Bo and I love it.

  • @mackmartin5597
    @mackmartin5597 8 років тому +89

    oh dangrin, there's batons all over the ground this season

  • @ben3480
    @ben3480 3 роки тому +78

    I am living for how much bo hates this rich kid 😂

  • @konecnysnerd7004
    @konecnysnerd7004 7 років тому +60

    1:32 he just falls over :)
    Bo is adorable

  • @raecochran9051
    @raecochran9051 8 років тому +32

    just imagine Dangrin strolling around the sandals resort with a baton hanging from his belt loop like a police officer

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 2 роки тому

      If I flew to the Bahamas and ended up in Sandals I’d be pretty scared

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas Рік тому +1

      *twirling his baton* "Alright Jamaicans, move it along, show's over folks"

  • @Copper0Bre
    @Copper0Bre 8 років тому +45

    Have Bo on again!! I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud throughout the entire podcast

  • @shaza8966
    @shaza8966 8 років тому +130

    Yesss to Bo's comment about the kid thinking he needs a weapon coz he's going to a brown island

  • @samstreveler3335
    @samstreveler3335 7 років тому +30

    I love bo's rich voice

  • @MiaStrikes
    @MiaStrikes 8 років тому +302

    would he be carrying the baton in his fanny pack throughout the trip wtf

    • @MiaStrikes
      @MiaStrikes 8 років тому +14

      strapped to his hermes belt

    • @kikoonthemove
      @kikoonthemove 8 років тому +50

      He keeps it in his mothers Birkin, dude probably hates carrying his own things.

    • @Lee-qd7fl
      @Lee-qd7fl 8 років тому +10

      on his khakis and his floral patterned polo shirt.

  • @JennaaMallonnn
    @JennaaMallonnn 8 років тому +341

    one dislike is dangrin

    • @JennaaMallonnn
      @JennaaMallonnn 8 років тому +38

      second dislike is his grandma

    • @JennaaMallonnn
      @JennaaMallonnn 8 років тому +27

      damn his maids each got an account, too?

    • @cakeforbreakfast
      @cakeforbreakfast 8 років тому +3

      +JennaaMallonnn LMFAO

    • @007phred
      @007phred 8 років тому +24

      +JennaaMallonnn His baton made an account.

  • @alvinlam3160
    @alvinlam3160 7 років тому +75

    straight white male
    i know the road looks tough ahead
    xD

  • @CarrotSlat
    @CarrotSlat 6 років тому +14

    Dangrin will never be forced to face the real world. Hell be sheltered his whole life.

  • @Shaunfromboston
    @Shaunfromboston 3 роки тому +11

    That kid probably read some news about the bahamas crime rate and thought he was going to the fucking ghetto lol. He was going on a private jet. I'm 200% certain he and his family were going to some private island or a luxury resort. He had literally nothing to worry about lol

  • @caitlinchapman723
    @caitlinchapman723 3 роки тому +8

    3:14 Bo's boston accent jumped out

  • @skeletonscorpion
    @skeletonscorpion 8 років тому +71

    That was tight. The tightest.

  • @HaydenDib
    @HaydenDib 8 років тому +61

    Love this little snippet thing and probs one of my favorite eps, was on the train laughing my ass off listening to this white propaganda cartoon hahahhahah Good one Dangrin

  • @chloe9523
    @chloe9523 8 років тому +83

    Baton literally means 'stick' in French

  • @NameBrandCody
    @NameBrandCody 3 роки тому +7

    Dangrin Frothingham VII 😂😂

  • @adamschlinker972
    @adamschlinker972 8 років тому +245

    What's even more annoying is that this dude was THAT worried about danger. Like, because he's going somewhere where there isn't white people he's all of a sudden in danger.

    • @chilldude5949
      @chilldude5949 7 років тому +3

      that didn't even make sense when bo said it.

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 5 років тому +1

      Not necessarily, maybe it’s because it’s a dangerous area. Hmmmm

    • @Pughhead
      @Pughhead 5 років тому

      Why does it have anything to do with race what?

    • @MariaLatore_
      @MariaLatore_ 4 роки тому +4

      My mum grew up in Bahamas and when we went back, the crime is very very bad there. A lot of shootings and there are certain areas that are dangerous so I get the guys concern but he does sound like a complete asshole 🤣

    • @EpicFallOut
      @EpicFallOut 3 роки тому +2

      THIS. this is the comment I was looking for. Thank you

  • @m8eee
    @m8eee 8 років тому +15

    Dangrin's family probably hired body guards with fully automatic machine guns

  • @lennixa1685
    @lennixa1685 4 роки тому +12

    Bo is the love of my life lmfao

  • @livalil
    @livalil 3 роки тому +3

    i wish all podcasts with bo were like this

  • @ari9638
    @ari9638 7 років тому +54

    The dislikes all come from Dangrin and his 15 personal maids.

  • @averageemm3135
    @averageemm3135 8 років тому +9

    1:43 my answer to Dangrin's "dilemma"

    • @xyns8184
      @xyns8184 8 років тому

      "Fuck Offffffff"

    • @xyns8184
      @xyns8184 8 років тому

      "Fffuuckkk Offffffff"

  • @rebekas.4280
    @rebekas.4280 8 років тому +38

    havent laughed this much since i watched make happy

  • @MerissaMitchell
    @MerissaMitchell 8 років тому +7

    5:12 cracked me up so much hahahaha oh bo

  • @Brookelwaskow
    @Brookelwaskow 8 років тому +5

    dudes i'm fucking dying of laughter, thank u for helping w my depression tbh. you guys are the shit & bo is fucking amazing

  • @DatFluffyBoy
    @DatFluffyBoy 8 років тому +34

    You look like good buds to hang out with, watcha doin tomorrow nite

    • @DatFluffyBoy
      @DatFluffyBoy 8 років тому +25

      I'm kidding I can't tomorrow night, let's make it on Sunday, k? my place

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 3 роки тому

    I love jake and amir. And i love that Bo was on the podcast all those years ago. My worlds have collided

  • @watersticks5359
    @watersticks5359 6 років тому +2

    This is the holy grail of videos

  • @MelodiesEnchanted
    @MelodiesEnchanted 8 років тому +7

    jesus this was hilarious. also i was wondering who sings that little jingle at the end? the voice sounds really familiar to me for some reason.

    • @priscillasmirrorball
      @priscillasmirrorball 8 років тому

      It kinda sounds like Zooey Deschanel to me, but it's most likely not her actually singing on the track. Idk, just a thought tho, haha :)

    • @JoshLikeCrazy
      @JoshLikeCrazy 8 років тому +3

      steff comedy made that i think

  • @Claego
    @Claego 7 років тому +8

    They didn't answer Dangrins question lol Oh poor rich Dangrin

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas Рік тому +1

    If by some crazy chance Dangrin DID get mugged, he should just quietly hand over his weed money, then go get a refill from Mommy and Daddy along with a promise for a make-up vacation later since "this one was ruined"

  • @mia-dz3hr
    @mia-dz3hr 7 років тому +2

    10:09 I STARTED WHEEZING AND CRYING AND IDK WHY ALL HE SAID WAS "ooh we're poor"
    MAYBE ITS BECAUSE ITS 4 AM OR MAYBE I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR BUT I STARTED DYING

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +1

      Yo are you okay? It's been 3 years, did you end up dying?

  • @bigloser8152
    @bigloser8152 8 років тому +5

    I love Bo though

  • @LachlanFountain
    @LachlanFountain 8 років тому +5

    man podcasts look so funny

  • @lodewijk.
    @lodewijk. 7 років тому +7

    Pretty sure the kid's name was Barron Trump. So it's Barron's Baton

  • @spishyofficial
    @spishyofficial 3 роки тому +4

    I wonder if there's anything Bo can't possibly sit down and discuss

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 2 роки тому

    I lovew how they tried to do a bit about them getting cornered in an ally

  • @frederickstuart7495
    @frederickstuart7495 6 років тому +1

    I’m from the Bahamas 🇧🇸 😊🙋🏾‍♂️

  • @ALXPRZ17
    @ALXPRZ17 7 років тому +20

    Dangrin or... Den Gren?

  • @zdog225
    @zdog225 8 років тому

    More Video Podcast pls the whole episode of this episode would be fantastic i love the show guy gg hf

  • @seanutter428
    @seanutter428 8 років тому +1

    Why wouldn't the podcast be recorded?

  • @THE3FATGUYS
    @THE3FATGUYS 8 років тому +4

    His grandmother didn't die though

  • @Esterferreiradecastro
    @Esterferreiradecastro 5 років тому +6

    That’s gotta be some troll sendind a question, i just cant believe someone like that actually would send a stupid question about batons

  • @halosniper94
    @halosniper94 7 років тому +8

    In a jake and amir outtake from 2012 amir says his friend "den's" last name is gren. Dangrin and Dengren. How did they both independently come up with that?

    • @turnleftaticeland
      @turnleftaticeland 7 років тому

      great minds think alike

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 6 років тому

      it must have been a reference, and I can’t believe Jake or Amir didn’t pick up on it

  • @lunamercury_3113
    @lunamercury_3113 8 років тому +2

    Damn I'm in tears XD

  • @okaywhynot4728
    @okaywhynot4728 8 років тому +33

    It makes me sad to watch them rip on a kid who wants to take a baton with him just because he's rich and has a private jet...
    Like guys I don't think you should be talking to our future Batman like this
    He's destined to be the hero Gotham needs show some GODDAMN RESPECT for the GODDAMN BATMAN
    (But yo, so many Batman jokes you could have made there and you missed so many opportunities. I'm disappointed :c)

    • @folbfolb
      @folbfolb 7 років тому

      Okay WhyNot but hey, it was funny anyway.

    • @reubendelaney3870
      @reubendelaney3870 7 років тому +2

      Thank god your joking

    • @markphillips5067
      @markphillips5067 6 років тому

      So if Dangrin ever met Amir he would ask him if he bleeds?

  • @michaelwilson3905
    @michaelwilson3905 8 років тому +1

    Tbh I just really wanna know where Jake got that hat

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 6 років тому

    Dangrin should listen to Bo's song "Sad"

  • @michaelm5601
    @michaelm5601 3 роки тому

    He could compact his baton an hope they don’t give him a body cavity search….

  • @Robo0595
    @Robo0595 3 роки тому +1

    I've been out of the loop with some of the O.G. youtubers for a little bit, and for, like, a whole minute, I had conflated & confused Amir for Kassem G, and I was like "Damn this guy used to be an edgy sexist piece of shit, but he seems pretty chill now"

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 5 років тому +1

    I think it's more like a lead pipe with a handle

  • @Hellasta
    @Hellasta 8 років тому +4

    is it just me or is that room a little smokey

  • @martinmercy2835
    @martinmercy2835 7 років тому +2

    Ace and Jocelyn Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY!
    mom close the door!

  • @sensenyajoseph8401
    @sensenyajoseph8401 7 років тому +2

    so mean but so funny

  • @Abdullahxvii
    @Abdullahxvii 3 роки тому +1

    Den? Ben? Dan?

  • @MinnieMouse8270262
    @MinnieMouse8270262 8 років тому +5

    "White propaganda cartoons" lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

  • @pepsy910
    @pepsy910 7 років тому

    btw does anyone know what he's doing now?

    • @cuasay3674
      @cuasay3674 6 років тому

      Pepsy he just directed a movie called eighth grade and i think it won an award for something :)

    • @kennyodo
      @kennyodo 3 роки тому +4

      everyone knows what he’s doing now lol he’s all over the place

  • @emviousMVS
    @emviousMVS 8 років тому

    haha oh man..
    can't wait to have some 'fame' to be on this channel

  • @jacobtraum3122
    @jacobtraum3122 8 років тому +4

    I'm just wondering why this kid is trained in combat with a baton. Either he isn't, or he trained in the wrong thing for self defense, because your hands are the only weapon you can always have with you. It's great to know how to fight with several things, but he makes it sound like his only goal is self defense. I personally think that training in self defense primarily with a weapon that you might not be able to have if you get attacked is a stupid thing to do. That is, if it's the only thing your being trained in.

  • @johnc8209
    @johnc8209 8 років тому +1

    weird hands

  • @tampanensis
    @tampanensis 8 років тому +6

    didn't bo go to a $20,000 a year prep school?

    • @meaghannmastin8575
      @meaghannmastin8575 8 років тому +33

      His mom worked there as a nurse I think so he got to go for free

    • @lindsey4951
      @lindsey4951 8 років тому +4

      +Meaghann Mastin Shit thank you, I always wondered about that because Bo never struck me as the type of elitist kid from a rich family who goes to schools like that

    • @meaghannmastin8575
      @meaghannmastin8575 8 років тому +1

      +Caroline Miller No problem. :)

    • @tampanensis
      @tampanensis 8 років тому +3

      Yeah thanks Meaghann (that's an honest thank you, it's hard to stop text from sounding sarcastic).
      So Bo was a bit like Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore. That makes more sense.

    • @abominablesnowpanda5053
      @abominablesnowpanda5053 8 років тому +2

      yeah, I don't think he was rich. his mom worked really hard as a nurse and didn't get paid a lot,

  • @big1com1cs
    @big1com1cs 6 років тому +2

    I don't like dangrin

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 4 роки тому

    Yikes, it seems like bo didn't have a good upbringing XD

  • @KariGottfried
    @KariGottfried 7 років тому +5

    Says three white guys

  • @robertdelossantos5844
    @robertdelossantos5844 4 роки тому +2

    Kept going around in circles. Thought Bo Burnham was being ridiculous and presumptive the moment he brought up Dangrin is a rich white kid with a rich white kid problem. People have vacations celebrating graduation.
    Then Dangrin’s letter brought up a private plane, not being able to bring a baton, and buying a weapon to protect himself on vacation. That was so messed up.
    But Bo kept ripping into the situation and kept me flip flopping between agreement and annoyance on his condescension.

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 Рік тому

      I think it’s an incredibly safe assumption that someone thinking there’s a “dangerous part” of popular vacation destination The Bahamas that ANYONE flying private would be within a mile of and need a baton to protect his family with is the kind of sheltered that produces the worst guys imaginable

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 Рік тому +1

      Also he didn’t say anything about it until he said he was going private

  • @SloeElvis
    @SloeElvis 4 роки тому +1

    Jake and Amir dodged Bo's ridiculous rants on white people like the gods they are

  • @MythicalWolf
    @MythicalWolf 8 років тому +7

    Bo is an sjw

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 5 років тому +2

    This kids richer and more privelaged than us haha let's assume his race and laugh and make fun of him

  • @none11flop9
    @none11flop9 Рік тому

    Bo, the guy that gets paid for contributing nothing to society, gets mad at the money of someone else 😂