[TF2] Captain Facetank Saves the Day - Fish Bites
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Has everyone already forgotten that Black Adam was a thing for this dumb thumbnail meme?
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Oh so captain face tank wasn't just a joke you came up with while writing the script, it was a whole bit. Cool to know.
Captain Face Tank Issue 18
Exploits Always Ruin Fun
“No I don’t want to be free over heal!”
“Too bad The Captain is more ready to face stab than ever!”
You're too late, Captain Face-stab! Tommy Gruvich has already capped two of your three points. Soon, nobody will be able to stop Tryhard Soldier from stomping the server!
@@davidhong1934 "OR AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT YOU TH-"
captain facetank then proceeded to get hit with 2 back-to-back crockets because in that moment tryhard soldier had his trusty assistant, MEDIC GIRLFRIEND
@@commanderdemonno9819 the second would do nothing because 1 is more than enough to kill
"I don't want FishStick-isms"
- Scorch Shot
- Kunai
- Huntsman Projectile
- Vaccinator
- Get fuckin destroyed
fish's regular voice and fish's scout voice are starting to merge together
I thought I was listening to Jerma at points.
@@Kilesfactor new age retro jerma
Aw jeez! I frickin love eating bugs!
He’s a stealth specialist who uses Japanese weapons and gains lots of health upon successfully killing an enemy a certain way
Basically, Raiden from MGR
Full-Zatoichi for Spy when
@@LazyBuddyBan A tanto would look fucking sick as a spy weapon tbh. Have it be honor bound, as they're literally made to commit seppuku
I’ll be honest, I like the Stegosaurus because it’s Colorado’s state fossil, and the Ankylosaurus because it has a wrecking ball for a tail and is an armored tank. Reminds me of pangolins.
There are state fossils??? Why didn't anyone tell me this
@@smashflame2136 Not every state has one I think. Some states don't have state animals, or plants. Depends per state.
2 things were reminded to me about that topic
1. Whenever there's a picture about that event, there's always a T-Rex looking up like "That can't be good"
2. There was something I remember about fossils and the whole meteor vs flood argument: all we know is they died
Anyways, hope you enjoyed the video
I have a feeling Fish traded all of his Spy luck for crate luck bc he’s shown some insane pulls lately
fish doing goofy commentary for rehab server comp matches is something I'd be down for more of
"I live in California. You think we're allowed to have fireworks here?"
If you're living in South Central/South LA, yes!
The whole scorch shot thing became kind of a meme more than just something that becomes annoying
Great to see you praising Death Deluxe so much! It’s one of my favorite war paints and I love it so much on my crossbow that I still refuse to upgrade to a festive one despite everything else in my loadouts probably outgrowing it by now
My favorite paleontologist being a dork fact. They named the stegosauris's spiked tail the "thagonizer" after a newspaper cartoon called "the far side"
My man has the same kind of luck as spy than I do. I especially love having idiots block my backstabs because they felt it was a good idea to melee someone to death with wrap assassin.
The hero we didnt need nor wanted
At first I thought Fish looked homeless now that I know he lives in California it makes sense
20:15 That's why people hate the kunai. Spy regularly gets punished for their teammates doing stupid shit, but it's suddenly a problem when it applies to other classes.
what does this mean ive read it 5 times and still dont understand
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 6-23-24
Think they mean that stupid teammates on the SPY'S Team (i.e. Spy Stackers, People leading enemies into them, etc) causing the Spy to get punished for their TEAMMATES stupid decisions is fine, but when the Spy is punishing the mistakes of the ENEMIES' teammates, suddenly there's a problem with the KUNAI. Like, Spy regularly gets screwed over by their team, but when Spy is screwing over the Enemy with the weapon that's practically designed to farm off of bad players, suddenly there's a problem.
I LOVE THE KUNAI! THIS WEAPON IS BALANCED BECAUSE SPY IS BAD! AAAAAAAAAAAA
You got siezure mid-sentence or something?
@@filipaleksiekczuk3712 My brain overloaded with the cope
Fix spy so we can nerf that thing
You saying how much you love Anomalocaris makes me want to introduce you to Yu-Gi-Oh and its Paleozoic cards, one of which is Paleozoic Anomalocaris.
From the words of sundowner: im fucking invincible
there's something lovely about a cat and a fish vibing
yeah I think they went a tiny bit overboard with the guaranteed health like I think it's important that the value of the weapon doesnt get brought to nothing because someone got blasted in the face but they should've been a tad more careful with it. I think the saddest thing with the kunai is that the big earner suffer from it since they have the same kind of decision making on paper of "stab or flee"
EDIT : sounds like I typed that just before the big earner bit lol
Hey Lois! this reminds me of the time I played tf2!
Reading the comments makes you realise just how many people are just here to complain, oftentimes about your complaining
27:26 I feel like fish froze time by being angry nerd
Squidweeds HOUSE???????
"Drakorex Hogwartsia"
Oh for the love of...
Oh hey, Liberty Launcher gameplay!
Good video Fish. I have a question I’ve been meaning to ask on stream but I guess I’ll just do it here and hope you see it and didn’t already answer it. I know you are critical of a lot of creepypastas but I am curious what you consider your favorites. I have to say I really enjoy Ben Drowned and NES Godzilla (albeit the ending sucked) mainly because they were actual games and had real things to them.
Also I do notice you have some Zestyisms like the Kunai and Scorchshot, but you don’t come off as poorly as Zesty does so that helps.
Lmao the fucking thumbnail 💀💀💀
I like to play a special tipe of bingo every time i watch a fishstick video, and o boy i got close with this one.
6:50 Look gary there I am!
Shoutout to that perfectly verbatim genie reference.
i feel like you could use a golden pan as bait
20:40 i can see the mr fishstick is now a proud member of the druid club.
Welcome aboard.
Literally Quoted Jerma almost perfectly with that one question
"scientists are dorks" no, they are nerds.
We need more Rebalance Highlander casting
As a Californian, I can also confirm that our state has the worst laws in the nation (except for New York; New York is even worse)
a "zestyism" is such a good word fr fr
I see you too own a cat that has to share one collective brain cell with the other orange cats. Let me know when mine can borrow it.
"The last thing I wanna do is sound too much like Zesty and have a bunch of Zestyisms in my video."
A few minutes later: 8:05
fr,he became the very thing he swore to destroy.
You should copyright this Captain facetank name, and make a netflix series
One of my favorite examples of paleontologists referencing pop culture for no reason is the trilobite named after Han Solo.
patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Good thing the spy main I'm looking at doesn't really like the dead ringer. But likes the kunai. His name if you're wondering is johntohil2.
i think kuni easy 1line fix is . kuni regen has a 5 sec cooldown
DinoStickOnAStick
More cat cams please.
Honestly something th3y could do with the kunai is make it a permament-for that life, health increase, maxing out after like 4~6 backstabs and a max health of like 350 or so. That would l be an interesting change
Move to Oregon. Same weather, different rules
Im not owned! I shout as I shrink and slowly transform into a candy corn
13:13 You take that back right now. Funny ender Portal warpaint gud.
Lmao why is the Kunai such a problem all of a sudden? Razorback still exists, spawning wallhacks, Darwin's Danger Shield, Scorch Shot, random crits, fucking Sniper in general lol
Spy is already so well known for being a powerhouse against experienced players, Amby already got nerfed to shit (agree on the nerf, but nerfed too hard), now let's take the one thing that's still going for this god forsaken class?
Meanwhile Highlander is still a glorified Sniper v Sniper and I wonder why
bad players doing stupid shit, blaming the weapon the other player is using
he already made a video about it;
ua-cam.com/video/jvfA553xnck/v-deo.html
Because, it allows a spy to do stupid shit and get away with it, especially with cloak damage mitigation. A freshly overhealed kunai spy can have a speed boost and ~600 eHP with the Dead Ringer, allowing the spy to do it all over again. Hitting two direct pipes on a spy and knowing they still have more than 500 HP is awful and really unfun. Also, it makes Spy a really competent fighting class if they have good aim, especially with the Diamondback.
the only thing that allows spies to get more stabs is players being bad
welcome to fish bites here we make fun of LITRAL ROCKS and or DEAD THINGS
Ok so take it away, let's see what is left of spy class, oh nvm nothing.
The Rock enjoyer (me) aknowledges the thumbnail (farts aggressively in approval because Rock looks like he's about to dump a massive shit everytime)
I wonder if giving the kunai damage vulnerability (or MFD) might be the best way to nerf it. Sure it'll keep the health sapping but for a greater, if basic, risk but not invalidating its ability
Removing it is also valid
To be fair, after the fires I wouldnt want fireworks in my state either.
these fishbites are amazing!
20:41 Holy shit. Is that a Mandaloregaming review of The Mystery of the Droods reference?
23:51 sounds more like Apu
I have a box of hippo tusks because my grandpa was a missionary in Tanzania.
regarding the thumbnail, my first thought was Iron Giant, not Black Adam.
i believe in dimetrodon supremacy, can I get a hell yeah?!
Nice another fish bites
If birds aren’t real, then what is great blue?
20:03 Use your ears, or maybe don’t go that way?
I know I hate kunai and dead ringer users calling them "the coward spy" but well I guess I'll like this
I swear to God UA-cam also has a bot crisis
y'know, this Captain Face Tank stuff is kind of unnecessary, tbh
Naming things after pop culture fiction/fantasy characters: 😪😴🙄🤓
Naming things after Frank Zappa:😎🚬💥 (it's cooler because this emoji has shades and a cigar)
i got a factory new one of those
Wait, why did I think you lived in Michigan? Was that some other TF2 youtuber?
Do you have an opinion on The Tully Monster? Do you think it’s an invertebrate?
11:00 Anomalocaris enjoyers stay winning over aegirocassis (🤮) "fans"
Yeah, you talk about the scorch shot waaaaaay too much.
Fish crying like a baby for half an hour
I request sfm tf2 Morshu NOW
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Hey, are you the horse from the Kunai video?
Mmmm dumb
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